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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Sounds like I'm done here.

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- It's probably that coach from Carthage.
- Actually,

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- I got offered the job.
- Wayne.

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Morning, George.

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- I quit.
- Come on.

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Is there a chance I keep my job?

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No.

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Then at least let me
leave on my own terms.

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All right.

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All right, almost there.

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I don't know about this.

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The last surprise you got
me is pressing on my bladder.

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Surprise.

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You got me an ugly car?

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No, I bought me a family car.

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What about your Mustang?

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I traded it in.

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For this?

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That's what the guy at the lot said.

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But you love that Mustang.

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Yeah, but there was no way

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I was gonna get a baby seat in the back.

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Well, that's very thoughtful.

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And these things are real
safe, too. My mom has one.

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When I was little, she hit
an ice cream truck with it.

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I didn't even wake up.

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Is this a bad time to tell you

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I only liked you for your cool car?

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You say that now, but wait till

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you see how many groceries we can get

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in the back of this thing.

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I can't believe you did this.

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It's a no-brainer.

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I want to keep our kid safe.

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Thank you.

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Hm. That was interesting.

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Oh, grow up.

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Grow up?

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I bought a car that seats 25.

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It's so nice that you're
joining us for dinner.

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Please don't make a big deal out of it.

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I just said it was nice.

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You said so nice.

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I'm sorry.

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It's fine.

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Niblingo, I have a question.

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Niblingo?

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He made it up.

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I coined it because there was no word

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to denote the unmarried
mother of our niece or nephew.

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Sheldon, that sounds rude.

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Do you have a better word for

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the unmarried mother
of a niece or nephew?

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I'm not sure we need one.

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I think it's sweet.

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Kind of.

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Uh, what's your question?

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Thanks, Niblingo.

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I've heard that pregnant women

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eat for two. Does that mean

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that you need two full-size portions?

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I guess Dad's pregnant then.

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One portion should be fine,

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considering the baby's
the size of a golf ball.

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Actually, according to my calculations,

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the baby's the size of a bell pepper.

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Although I could be off.

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When was your last menstruation?

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You do not need to answer that.

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I was not going to.

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I'm real sorry about them.

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Wh... I didn't say anything wrong.

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Neither did I.

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You were being overly nice.

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It made everybody uncomfortable.

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Who's calling during dinner?

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You know, twins run in our family.

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It's not twins.

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That's too bad.

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It would double your chances
of having a remarkable child.

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Like me.

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Or a child that people like.

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Just eat your dinner.

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Are you gonna find out the sex?

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- Yes.
- No.

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No?

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I want to be surprised.

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I don't like surprises.

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What about the baby shower?
People are gonna want to know.

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Oh, yeah. We got to have a baby shower.

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Remind me what a baby shower is.

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I got to go.

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Everything okay?

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That was Petersen.

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Something's going on with Wayne.

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- What's that mean?
- I don't know.

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Doesn't sound good.

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Did you know the modern baby shower

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has history that goes
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and Greek civilizations?

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Remarkable.

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What's going on?

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I don't know. He
didn't show up for work.

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I heard he was here.

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- What's that about?
- I don't know.

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Go away.

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Wayne, it's George. Open up.

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I said go away.

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If you don't let us in...

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Tom here says he's gonna
knock the door down.

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Why you got to...

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Want a drink?

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I got vodka and root beer.

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Ugh.

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Wayne, what's going on?

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My life is a lie.

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- Gay?
- I don't know.

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We're gonna need more than that.

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My marriage.

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My beautiful marriage... it's-it's over.

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You and Darlene? No.

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You two are the happiest couple I know.

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I mean, wh... whatever's going on,

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it'll blow over.

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She's cheating on me.

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You sure?

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Oh, man. I'm sorry, that's terrible.

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With my best friend.

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That's even more terrible.

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She was my world.

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Well there's no reason
to throw in the towel.

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I mean, you can still get her back.

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She's having his baby.

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Well... Say something.

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What do you say to that?

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You really never suspected anything?

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- That's what you say?
- You had nothing.

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Wayne, buddy, uh...

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Uh...

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No, I-I know it seems bad now,

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which it is.

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Which is why it seems that way.

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Oh, my God.

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Just... Just leave me alone.

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Y'all can't fix this.

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What do you want to do?

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Oh, I don't know. We
can't leave him here.

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Let's take him to your place.

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- I can't do that.
- Why not?

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If I took in every teacher
with marital problems,

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my apartment would
look like a firehouse.

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Fine.

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Wayne, grab your pants.
You're coming with me.

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I don't want to be around
you and your happy family.

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Happy? Uh, couple days with us

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and you'll be glad that kid

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ain't yours.

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Let's go. Pants.

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Well, thanks again. That was fun.

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Really? Dinner with my family?

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My family won't talk to me at all.

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So, I'll take "niblingo" and
a home-cooked meal any day.

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Well, you're always welcome.

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I think there's ice
cream in the freezer,

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if you want to come in.

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I mean, I'm gonna eat
it, but you can watch.

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Thanks, but I got to get to work.

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It's a laundromat.

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Doesn't it kind of run on its own?

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You'd think that,

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but there's a lot of technical issues...

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Lint and such.

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Okay. Good night.

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Good night.

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Look at me.

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Just chipping away at the ice.

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Well, this is a wrinkle.

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Missy. Missy.

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What?

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An issue of social protocol has arisen,

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and I need your input.

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What's he doing here?

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I don't know.

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But more importantly, would it
be rude if I watch television?

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Mom.

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- Mom.
- What?

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Why is Coach Wilkins
asleep on the couch?

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No, the question is can I watch TV

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with Coach Wilkins asleep on the couch?

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It's a subtle but important difference.

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Get out.

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Oh, hey, Tom.

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How's he doing?

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- Still sleeping it off.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Morning, Tom.
- Mary.

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I just can't believe
Darlene would do that to him.

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Yeah, just...

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Right before the big game Friday night.

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Think he can pull
himself together by then?

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How would I know?

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Really? A man's life is coming apart

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and you're worried
about a football game?

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Well, yeah.

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Can we take this outside?

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Do you mind?

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I don't mind.

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- Do you mind?
- I don't mind.

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We don't mind.

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Oh, listen, George, I
really need your help here.

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What do you expect me to do?

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I don't know. Get him coaching again.

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You gave him my job.
This is your problem.

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- Well, you quit.
- You were gonna fire me.

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But you quit first.

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Can we please just focus on Wayne?

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I'm begging you, George.

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You know what a big deal this game is.

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Don't know what the
hell I'm supposed to do.

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Okay.

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Thank you. I owe you one.

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I'm not doing this for you,

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I'm doing it for the kids on that team.

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- What about Wayne?
- What about him?

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And Wayne.

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I had Georgie go get
your car from the motel.

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Thanks.

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Trust me, going back to
work is just what you need.

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One thing you got to remember,

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this story ain't over.

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We don't know how it's gonna end.

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The only person that
can decide that is you.

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You are the hero of your story.

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You take the action. You call the shots.

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You decide your destiny.

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That's the same speech
you gave at halftime

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when we were getting our
nuts crushed by Nacogdoches.

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And you remember what happened?
We came back and won that game.

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After their quarterback
dislocated his shoulder.

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You're not even trying, Wayne.

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I am, you're not.

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Ms. McAllister,

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we don't have any insurance
information on file for you.

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Oh, that's all right.
We'll be paying in cash.

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Cash?

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In God we trust.

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You always carry that much cash around?

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Do you think there's
just boobs in this bra?

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No, I mean, why?

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Well, the laundromat's a cash business.

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That's mostly just
quarters, though, isn't it?

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Uh, yeah, but, well, now
we've got the video store,

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and I'm not real big on banks.

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Because you lived
through the Depression?

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Yeah.

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All right, everyone.
Pencils out, books away.

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Let's get ready to take this test.

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Mrs. Wilkins?

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Are you sure you want us
to take this test today?

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Why wouldn't I?

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Well, you know,

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with everything you're going through?

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Okay, we got your playbook,

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we got your practice plan, and

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you, sir, are ready to
coach some kick-ass football.

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Thanks, George.

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I really appreciate

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everything you've done for me.

270
00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:54,919
Coming back to work
was just what I needed.

271
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:57,388
Happy to help.

272
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,464
Coach Wilkins.

273
00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:02,203
What the hell did you tell Missy Cooper?!

274
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,632
I'll give you some privacy.

275
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,800
Over in this aisle we've
got your new releases.

276
00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,702
Here are your action and adventures...

277
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,271
Your Stallones, your Schwarzeneggers,

278
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,560
your Van Dammes,

279
00:11:14,563 --> 00:11:17,542
and of course we have a
whole row of chick flicks,

280
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:21,209
known in the movie biz as rom-coms.

281
00:11:21,212 --> 00:11:22,511
Do not enter?

282
00:11:22,514 --> 00:11:25,350
- What's back there?
- Oh, that? That's just

283
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,552
some storage and a bunch of machines

284
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,088
that rewind the tapes
when people are not kind

285
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,222
and don't rewind.

286
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,091
Very cool.

287
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,826
Hey, if you ever need any
help behind the cash register,

288
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,728
I'd sure rather be
working here than being

289
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,057
- on my feet all day at the diner.
- Mm, no.

290
00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,732
No, you don't want to do that.

291
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,234
You're such a good waitress.

292
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,470
It'd be a waste of your talent.

293
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,038
Hey, Georgie.

294
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,042
Officer Rutledge.

295
00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:52,510
Congratulations on your
expanding business empire.

296
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,579
Thank you. Very kind.

297
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,842
Hey there, Jake.

298
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,006
Hey, Connie.

299
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,915
I was just telling your grandson here

300
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:02,520
how much I love the new place.

301
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,458
Mandy, let me show you the kids section.

302
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:11,396
Got all the Looney Tunes,
Flintstones, Fraggle Rock.

303
00:12:13,131 --> 00:12:14,732
What's going on?

304
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,535
Nothing. Just figured
we're having a kid,

305
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,370
we should be familiar with the genre.

306
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,872
Well, thanks for dropping by.

307
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,717
We need to renegotiate our arrangement.

308
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,411
Uh, and we will talk about that soon.

309
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,279
Meanwhile...

310
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,950
Grab some Red Vines. Show of good faith.

311
00:12:35,984 --> 00:12:37,917
You wouldn't think it about Jake, but...

312
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,625
he just loves a foreign film.

313
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,135
Just stop it, okay?

314
00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:43,928
- I know what's going on here.
- You do?

315
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,631
That creepy cop, that trip to Mexico,

316
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,166
all that cash in your bra.

317
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,893
Y'all are selling drugs.

318
00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:51,771
We're not selling drugs.

319
00:12:51,774 --> 00:12:53,538
So you're telling me
there's nothing weird

320
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,635
going on back there?

321
00:12:54,638 --> 00:12:57,009
Oh, I didn't say that.

322
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,482
Let's take a walk.

323
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,285
Try and keep an open mind.

324
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,293
Oh, my God.

325
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,094
See? Not drugs.

326
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:19,092
And that is the sound

327
00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:23,197
of a 22% house advantage.

328
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,502
Is it legal?

329
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,171
- Yes.
- No.

330
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,406
- Kind of.
- K... Kind of.

331
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,640
So, the police are in on it.

332
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,075
A little bit, yeah.

333
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:34,445
Silent partner, as they say.

334
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,915
I know it's a lot.

335
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,850
It's amazing.

336
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,245
It is?

337
00:13:41,248 --> 00:13:43,888
My kid's going to private school.

338
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,590
You're going to private school!

339
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,362
All right, everybody. Great practice.

340
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,500
Let's gather round, take a knee.

341
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,403
All right, Coach. They're all yours.

342
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,605
Thank you, George.

343
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,407
Look at you guys.

344
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,310
Young, strong,

345
00:14:04,313 --> 00:14:06,880
all your hopes and
dreams in front of you.

346
00:14:06,883 --> 00:14:08,612
None of you have any idea

347
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,107
of what's out there waiting for you.

348
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,440
Wayne, where you going with it?

349
00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:14,352
A team requires trust.

350
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,953
Sure, you can

351
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:19,357
count on your teammates
when the ball is snapped.

352
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,625
But can you count on them

353
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,193
when they're away at
a teachers conference

354
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,263
with the woman you were
gonna spend your life with?

355
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,633
Hmm?

356
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,036
Okay.

357
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,169
"Team" on three.

358
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,174
I will not submit to the procedures.

359
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,911
That's Commander Data.

360
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,080
He's an android, but
he aspires to be human.

361
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,215
Which, if you ask me,

362
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,583
is a step in the wrong direction.

363
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,217
I understand your objection.

364
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,590
I don't know how he's gonna
coach the game on Friday night.

365
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:53,758
Poor man.

366
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,393
Can you believe his marriage

367
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,417
- falling apart like that?
- I know.

368
00:14:57,420 --> 00:15:00,331
If it was gonna happen to
anybody, you'd think it'd be us.

369
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,599
Ain't that the truth.

370
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,835
Saw your wife today.

371
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,271
I heard.

372
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,476
You're smart to stay
here. She seems pretty mad.

373
00:15:11,503 --> 00:15:14,447
_

374
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,347
Okay, Wayne, we got the ball back,

375
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,615
what do you want to do?

376
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,049
Kill myself.

377
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,085
Come on, buddy, help me out here.

378
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,456
I can't, George.

379
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,493
I just can't.

380
00:15:28,256 --> 00:15:29,360
Okay.

381
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,762
All right. Stevens!

382
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,729
Come on. All right, listen up.

383
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,233
All right, we're gonna run
the ball the rest of the game.

384
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,635
Okay? Two hands.

385
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,268
- Nothing fancy. All right?
- Yes, Coach.

386
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,606
Let them pass, let them turn it over.

387
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,476
All right? Go.

388
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,187
Hey, I brought some pizza home, come on.

389
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:58,188
Can't.

390
00:15:58,190 --> 00:15:59,957
Sheldon, there ain't no leaks.

391
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,404
There might be. I can't risk it.

392
00:16:02,407 --> 00:16:04,261
You want me to bring
you a slice in here?

393
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,630
What about crumbs?

394
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,065
Crumbs attract bugs. Bugs bring disease.

395
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,534
Give me the bucket.

396
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,135
I'll watch for leaks while you go eat.

397
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,139
- Really?
- Yeah.

398
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,325
Okay.

399
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,043
But keep an eye above the computer,

400
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,011
that's the heart of my whole operation.

401
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,079
Got it.

402
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:25,017
- And the train set.
- Go eat.

403
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,404
Sheldon, where's your brother?

404
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,642
He's in my room. Don't distract him.

405
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,295
- Hey.
- Hey.

406
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,330
What are you doing?

407
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,165
I'm on leak patrol.

408
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,433
What?

409
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,165
I'm babysitting and it's the only way

410
00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:45,803
I can get my brother to eat.

411
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,038
What's up?

412
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,908
I just wanted to thank you

413
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:54,011
for how wonderful you've been.

414
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,716
Oh, good, you noticed.

415
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,786
I noticed.

416
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,354
Status report?

417
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,989
Dry as a bone.

418
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,391
So, I have time for a second slice?

419
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,492
Go nuts.

420
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,460
Copy.

421
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:13,998
If our kid's weird, I'm ready.

422
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:18,469
Final score, Medford 6, Tyler 0.

423
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,808
George!

424
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,768
Congratulations.

425
00:17:25,771 --> 00:17:27,011
Thanks, Tom.

426
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,614
Feel like doing this again next week?

427
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,015
What are you saying?

428
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,451
I'm saying you got your job back.

429
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,760
If you want it.

430
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,397
What about Wayne?

431
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,627
What about him?

432
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,361
He's got to be part of the deal.

433
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,764
Don't you have enough to worry about?

434
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,165
He's my friend.

435
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,568
And if I want him out of
my house, he needs a job.

436
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,102
Your call.

437
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,404
Thanks, Tom.

438
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,552
You bet.

439
00:17:55,555 --> 00:17:57,998
Hey! What...

440
00:17:58,001 --> 00:17:59,303
That's for firing me.

441
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,717
You quit!

442
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,515
Morning.

443
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,183
Oh.

444
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,851
You're up early.

445
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,520
You were out late.

446
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,055
Uh, yeah. I was just, uh...

447
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,057
I know where you were.

448
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,427
Okay.

449
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:50,948
Do we need to talk about this?

450
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:53,931
I'm happy to just enjoy the awkwardness.

451
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,435
Great. Well...

452
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,069
I'm gonna go.

453
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,440
And I'm gonna watch you.

454
00:19:13,544 --> 00:19:20,717
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