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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Arrested?

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Well, they're probably
gonna have to pay some fine,

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and-and they're gonna need cash.

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What the hell?

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What are you doing here?

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I'm saving you.

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Well, damn.

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Look, you're just a kid, okay?

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You don't understand
what's going on here.

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I know my mom lost her job and
got kicked out of the church

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because you won't marry my brother.

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- Where you going?
- To dance.

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I didn't think you Baptists did that.

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We don't drink, neither. Ooh.

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- The kids asleep?
- Yup.

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You want to... fool around?

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Are you messing with me?

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I'm hoping to.

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Well, hot diggity dog.

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Hey.

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Oh, thanks for coming.

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Sounded important. What's going on?

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- Walk with me.
- Okay.

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You know that money I owe you?

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Oh, you got it?

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Yes and no.

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Uh, well, which is it?

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Yes, I got it,

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no, I'm not giving it to you.

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I want to give you

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a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

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Well, I'd prefer my money.

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Do you see any unoccupied machines here?

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- No.
- Exactly.

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We are at capacity. It's time to expand.

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Where?

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The video store right behind that wall

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just lost its lease.

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Aw, heck. I was gonna
pick up the new John Candy.

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Well, as my partner in this enterprise,

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you can get that new
John Candy for free.

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So you're gonna buy a video store?

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Video store in the front,

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video pokerin the back.

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Where are you getting the poker machine?

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- Biloxi, Mississippi.
- Oh. You didn't learn a lesson

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- when you got arrested at the border?
- Yes.

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I learned not to smuggle contraband

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with my idiot grandson.

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But there's nothing illegal
about buying poker machines.

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Till you plug 'em in.

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Well, sure.

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Come on. What do you say?

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You and me, a panel
truck, Biloxi or bust?

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So I'm gonna be your partner
in an illegal gambling room?

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Hidden by a legal video store.

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- Connie. Gee...
- Come on. You said you want to drive around

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in an RV, see the country.

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This is that, but exciting.

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We could go to jail.

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That's the exciting part.

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Hello, Mom.

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It's your son, Sheldon.

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Hello, my son, Sheldon.

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I have an 8:00 a.m.

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class tomorrow, and I was wondering

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- if I could spend the night in my dorm.
- That's fine.

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Now before you answer, hear me out.

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I have a list of reasons
why this is a good idea.

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- Number one...
- Sheldon,

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I know that you're
safe there. It's fine.

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That's reason number four.
Please don't skip ahead.

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Honey,

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I trust you. Just go to
bed at a reasonable hour

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and call if you need anything.

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Otherwise, I'll see you tomorrow.

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Okay. Number one: I'm not...

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Goodbye, Sheldon.

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Who hangs up on a list?

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What's his problem now?

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Nothing. He wants to
spend the night at the dorm

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so he can get to an early class.

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Really? And you said okay?

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He is old enough

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to have an overnighter, and...

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it might be nice for us to
have a little alone time.

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Ooh. What about Missy?

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She's having dinner with a friend.

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So, the house to ourselves.

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I like it.

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Hold on.

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- Hello?
- Number two...

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I have my own bathroom. Number...

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Boy, that's a lot of plates.

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- What do you want, Georgie?
- I just talked to Meemaw.

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She says she's gonna be out
of town for a couple days.

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Yup, she told me.

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Patty melt. Good choice.

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Okay. Enjoy.

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I'm just worried about
you being all by yourself

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- in that big house.
- I'll be fine.

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What if there's a tornado?

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Did Meemaw ever show you
where her hidey hole is?

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- Georgie, I'm really busy right now.
- Sorry.

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I'll swing by Meemaw's later,
maybe bring some takeout.

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Don't bother. They send me
home with plenty of food.

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Great. Score me a patty melt, would you?

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- I won't.
- I'm gonna go now.

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- What are you doing?
- Kissing our baby.

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You want one, too?

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No.

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Bye-bye.

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I'm home.

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Anybody here?

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- Missy?
- Yeah.

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You're home early.

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It's 7:00.

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Is it?

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Are you sleeping?

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Yeah.

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Where's Dad?

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I'm here.

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Ugh.

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We were both just real tired.

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Please stop talking.

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What on earth is going on?

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Aah! No skateboarding in the hallway.

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Aah!

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This childishness cannot
be allowed to continue.

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Hello. I need to tattle.

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What?

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Is your room on fire?

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No.

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But I see smoke.

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Okay.

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You need to know there's
people skateboarding

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and playing loud music in the hallways.

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What do you want me to do about it?

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You're the resident advisor.

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It's your job to enforce the rules.

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I'll get right on it.

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Thank you.

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The system works.

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Ugh.

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Oh, I'm gonna be so cranky tomorrow.

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So, how'd you hear about
these poker machines?

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I know a guy.

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What kind of guy?

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A guy who knows a guy.

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Well, what do you know about that guy?

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He owned a riverboat casino.

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He owned?

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He might be dead.

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Dead?

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He might not be.

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They never found the body.

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Oh, my God.

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- Exciting, huh?
- No.

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- It's upsetting.
- Oh, now, come on.

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You've been in the sporting
goods business long enough.

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Haven't you ever sold
a bunch of shoulder pads

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that fell off the back of a truck?

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Absolutely not.

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I buy 'em from a reputable
company named Tuffy.

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Boring.

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I smell your shampoo.

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Aw, damn it.

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How long have you
been sitting out there?

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- All night.
- And why?

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Are you familiar with Arkham
Asylum from the Batman comics?

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- No.
- Well, it's a madhouse,

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as is my dormitory
after the sun goes down.

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Sheldon, I am the president
of this university.

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I don't handle noise complaints.

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That's why there's a resident advisor.

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- Oh, I went to him.
- And?

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You saw me sleeping on
the bench like a hobo.

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- What do you think?
- Can't you just...

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I don't know... chalk this up as

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part of the college experience?

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Yeah, the clown college experience.

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I'm sorry. I'm cranky.

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I've compiled a list of reasons

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why I should be appointed
the dormitory R.A.

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- Number one...
- Fine. You're the R.A.

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Okay. "Number one: I love rules...

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creating them, following them,

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and most fun of all, enforcing them."

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You're the R.A., Sheldon.

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Excellent. "Number two... punishment

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for rule infractions must
be both fair and merciless."

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- Hmm.
- Ooh. Eggs andpancakes.

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That's what a lumberjack gets
for chopping all that wood.

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I'll be Paul Bunyan,

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you can be my babe, the blue fox.

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George.

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Ugh. Still?

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Morning, honey.

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What is happening with you two?

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What do you mean?

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Is one of you dying?

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No one's dying.

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Sometimes, married people kiss.

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On TV maybe, not here.

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Well, young lady, how do you
think you came into this world?

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Okay, you're freaking me out.

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Here you go, as advertised.

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All right. Those look good.

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Wait. Hold on. How do we know they work?

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What kind of operation
you think I'm running here?

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Well, I don't know. The
word "sketchy" comes to mind.

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Be cool.

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Uh, you mind if we plug a couple in?

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Mind if you show me the money?

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Sure. Turn around.

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Why?

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You want the money or not?

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Okay, go ahead.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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20 grand.

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Light 'em up.

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That's the sexiest thing
I've ever seen in my life.

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Really?

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Well, I just took my pants off.

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Attention, residents of Bower Hall.

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My name is Sheldon Cooper,
and I'm your new R.A.

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The age of chaos is over.

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I repeat, the age of chaos is over.

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Please take a moment

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to familiarize yourself
with the dormitory rules

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posted on the bulletin board.

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Ignorance of these rules is no
excuse, and violators will be...

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New rule. Unauthorized use
of my bullhorn is forbidden.

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- I repeat. Unauthorized...
- Shut up.

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Anybody home?

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Oh, good. You're here.

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Hey.

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Check it out. I got this
video about childbirth.

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I thought we could watch it tonight.

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That sounds awful.

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Well, it does say
"contains graphic images"

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right there on the box.

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Maybe some other time, Georgie.

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No worries. I also picked
up Look Who's Talking,

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which is just about
a baby who says stuff.

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If you're trying to make
this, like, a date night

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or something, it's not happening.

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Oh, who said anything about a date?

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It's just us having dinner
and watching a movie.

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Last time we did that
I wound up pregnant.

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Mm, that was a good date.

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Well, that's not happening tonight.

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I get it. Nothing romantic.

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Just two future parents watching
the miracle of childbirth

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or a movie that got two thumbs
up from Siskel and Ebert.

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And not only that.

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Then someone defaced my rule sheet

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with a drawing of testicles.

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Well, that is so immature.

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I agree. Simply naming
me dorm R.A. isn't enough

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to command respect.

265
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,084
I need a physical
symbol of my authority,

266
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,563
like the way a king had a scepter.

267
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,435
So, you want a scepter?

268
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,375
No, that could be used against me.

269
00:10:57,378 --> 00:10:58,726
Ooh, how about a badge?

270
00:10:58,729 --> 00:10:59,953
I'd be like a Texas Ranger

271
00:10:59,956 --> 00:11:01,867
who patrols the halls of a dormitory.

272
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,827
Well, these all just
such terrific ideas but,

273
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:08,075
um, how about an official
letter from my desk

274
00:11:08,078 --> 00:11:11,190
with a handwritten note
attesting to your position?

275
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:15,760
All right. "To the
students of Bower Hall."

276
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,111
That's your handwriting?

277
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,804
"This document

278
00:11:19,807 --> 00:11:24,054
bestows on Sheldon Cooper all the powers

279
00:11:24,057 --> 00:11:26,679
and privileges of resident advisor."

280
00:11:26,682 --> 00:11:28,122
"Bestows." I like it.

281
00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:33,131
Sloppy, but I like it.

282
00:11:33,134 --> 00:11:35,343
? I can see a new horizon ?

283
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,955
? Realize ?

284
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,739
? That will keep me realizin' ?

285
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,786
? You're the biggest part of me... ?

286
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:42,984
Nope.

287
00:11:42,987 --> 00:11:44,616
? Need your lovin' here beside... ?

288
00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,531
Well, I got to tell you,

289
00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:50,140
- that was pretty exciting.
- Mm. I told you.

290
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,230
For a while there, I felt
like Bonnie and Clyde,

291
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,407
without all the murder and mayhem.

292
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,890
Well, the night's still young.

293
00:11:58,437 --> 00:12:02,153
So at the risk of sounding
more like Bonnie than Clyde, uh,

294
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,547
where do we stand in our relationship?

295
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:07,159
You're the one who broke up with me.

296
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,523
Oh, maybe I've rethought the situation.

297
00:12:10,526 --> 00:12:12,512
So you were wrong.

298
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:16,168
I don't believe there's
any right or wrong here.

299
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,214
Say it. Say you were wrong.

300
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,826
I do regret it.

301
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,567
Because... you were...

302
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,180
wrong.

303
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,530
Yes.

304
00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:32,227
So what do you say... you
want to give it another chance?

305
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,320
Hang on.

306
00:12:33,323 --> 00:12:34,925
Just give me a straight answer.

307
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,884
I'm a big boy. I can take it.

308
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,494
I think we're being followed.

309
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,279
What?

310
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,671
No.

311
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,437
The pickup truck?

312
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,023
The orange Pinto.

313
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,633
I saw it when we gassed up.

314
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,200
It's been two cars back ever since.

315
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,680
I'm gonna speed up and see what happens.

316
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,206
We're being followed.

317
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,511
Are you still excited?

318
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,035
No, I'm upset.

319
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,367
Good.

320
00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:00,570
Then we're on the same page.

321
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,398
Open up. It's the R.A.

322
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,875
Yeah?

323
00:13:12,878 --> 00:13:15,183
It's quiet hours. You
have to turn the music off.

324
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,781
- Says who?
- Me, the R.A.

325
00:13:16,784 --> 00:13:18,796
You probably didn't
hear me over the music.

326
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,039
Maybe this will convince you.

327
00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:24,588
Her cursive is maybe questionable,

328
00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:26,289
but trust me, my authority is not.

329
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,113
? I know, yeah... ?

330
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,857
Joke's on you. I have Scotch tape.

331
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,816
I don't see him anywhere. Do you?

332
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,209
- Nope.
- Oh, man.

333
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,156
Well, now that that's over, I'm starting

334
00:13:43,159 --> 00:13:44,985
to feel the excitement again.

335
00:13:44,988 --> 00:13:47,661
Crazy, right? I think
that's the way danger works.

336
00:13:47,664 --> 00:13:49,601
Oh, it's like a rollercoaster.

337
00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:51,484
Well,

338
00:13:51,487 --> 00:13:54,401
ain't this a coincidence.

339
00:13:54,404 --> 00:13:56,224
Oh, come on.

340
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,395
- What's up?
- Mom and Dad are being weird.

341
00:14:01,398 --> 00:14:02,578
Can I hang out here?

342
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,058
Actually, ain't a good time.

343
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,235
Come on in, Missy.

344
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,628
Dang it.

345
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,078
Sucker.

346
00:14:10,081 --> 00:14:11,239
Good.

347
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,460
Ooh, Look Who's Talking.

348
00:14:12,463 --> 00:14:14,335
- Classic.
- Hey, did you know

349
00:14:14,338 --> 00:14:16,809
the baby is the guy from Die Hard?

350
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,117
- No.
- Yeah.

351
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,509
He can do everything.

352
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,597
I was sitting there.

353
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:22,906
Yeah, well, now you're not.

354
00:14:22,909 --> 00:14:23,977
I'm being nothing but nice here.

355
00:14:23,979 --> 00:14:25,819
I don't know why you got
to give me a hard time.

356
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,343
Why? I'll tell you why.

357
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,998
You ruined my life. Is
that enough "why" for you?

358
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,406
Hey, you weren't so innocent.

359
00:14:32,409 --> 00:14:35,129
If I recall, you provided
alcohol to a minor... me.

360
00:14:35,132 --> 00:14:36,221
That's illegal.

361
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,609
- You lied about your age.
- You lied first.

362
00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:40,965
Okay, you know what? Let's not
do this in front of your sister.

363
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,358
It actually feels normal. Keep going.

364
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,926
And let's not forget, I
only lied 'cause you're hot.

365
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,773
Oh, my God. We don't need

366
00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:49,441
to watch a movie about a talking baby.

367
00:14:49,444 --> 00:14:50,793
You're right here.

368
00:14:52,355 --> 00:14:53,919
Ooh, lock the door, lock the door.

369
00:14:53,922 --> 00:14:56,171
- No one's home.
- Just in case.

370
00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:01,868
- Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
- Mmm. Mmm.

371
00:15:01,871 --> 00:15:05,814
- I have a wild and crazy idea.
- Ooh,

372
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,382
I like where this is headed.

373
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,385
Let's make a baby.

374
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,851
You're kidding, right?

375
00:15:12,854 --> 00:15:17,043
I don't know. It might
be fun to start over.

376
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,523
Fun? What house you been living in?

377
00:15:19,526 --> 00:15:23,926
I'm serious. We've been
getting along so great,

378
00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:26,835
and I have all this
extra time on my hands.

379
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,718
Uh, let's take advantage.

380
00:15:28,721 --> 00:15:31,319
Your son's about to have a baby.
You can take care of that one.

381
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,114
No, my mother called dibs.

382
00:15:33,117 --> 00:15:34,664
Your mother's a million years old.

383
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,237
You think she's gonna
be changing diapers

384
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,937
in the middle of the night?

385
00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:39,504
I'll tell you what your problem is.

386
00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:41,168
You got kicked out of your church,

387
00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:42,703
your-your kids are grown up,

388
00:15:42,706 --> 00:15:44,750
you're feeling sorry for yourself, and,

389
00:15:44,753 --> 00:15:47,007
yeah, you think a
baby'll solve the problem.

390
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,513
Well? Say something.

391
00:15:51,516 --> 00:15:54,414
You make me so mad.

392
00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:57,692
Where you going?

393
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,869
We can still do it mad.

394
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:03,223
So what do you want, uh...

395
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,701
- Dennis.
- Right.

396
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,531
Dennis. Tough name.

397
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,795
So what do you want... Dennis?

398
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:16,930
Couldn't help noticing you
got Texas plates on that truck.

399
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:20,773
Operating poker machines
ain't legal in Texas.

400
00:16:20,776 --> 00:16:22,289
So what are you, a cop?

401
00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:26,199
No, no, I'm just a guy who
might call the cops, you know,

402
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:29,290
if we don't come to an arrangement.

403
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,726
Can I take your order?

404
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,820
Thank you, honey.

405
00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:34,251
You know, I got a hankering
for chicken fried steak.

406
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:37,679
Gravy on top, but only
if it's cream gravy.

407
00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:41,648
And the mashed potatoes with
more cream and gravy on top.

408
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:45,262
And, uh, ice tea when you can.

409
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,613
No gravy on that.

410
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,745
And how about for you two?

411
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,835
I'm gonna use your restroom.

412
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:55,273
He knows what I like.

413
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,405
- You're leaving?
- Uh-huh.

414
00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:00,236
- I got to tinkle.
- Uh.

415
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:03,323
Uh,

416
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:06,500
I guess I'll have the waffles,

417
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,382
and the lady will have, um...

418
00:17:11,388 --> 00:17:13,739
...also waffles.

419
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,906
So, what do you think?

420
00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:19,856
Well, Dennis, I'm not
the guy to talk to.

421
00:17:19,859 --> 00:17:23,779
Uh, why don't we wait for
the boss to finish tinkling?

422
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,959
But I do got to tell you,
this is my first shakedown.

423
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,961
Don't think of it like that.

424
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,093
It's just a business arrangement.

425
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,444
Well, I've been a
businessman for 38 years,

426
00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:39,359
and I don't think I've ever
been threatened before.

427
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,321
What kind of business you in?

428
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,703
- Hello?
- Huh?

429
00:17:46,706 --> 00:17:49,317
What kind of business you in?

430
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,523
- Groomer.
- Hmm.

431
00:17:54,526 --> 00:17:56,256
Dog groomer, yeah.

432
00:17:56,259 --> 00:18:01,219
Cats if you make me, but I
pretty much love the doggies.

433
00:18:01,222 --> 00:18:02,731
You ever do birds?

434
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,132
No. Mm-hmm. Birds got feathers,

435
00:18:05,135 --> 00:18:08,049
and they're... they're
self-grooming, pretty much.

436
00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:11,247
Yeah, I always thought
cats were self-grooming.

437
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,352
Well, people think that,
but, no. No, you got to...

438
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,617
You got to dip a cat once in a while.

439
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,053
Well, okay then.

440
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,447
Where are you going?

441
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,289
Dennis, I am really sorry about this.

442
00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:39,296
May I help you?

443
00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:40,595
There's no hot water.

444
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,039
There is for rule followers.

445
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:43,511
You can't just turn off the hot water.

446
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,484
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

447
00:18:44,487 --> 00:18:45,965
If you want the
benefits of civilization,

448
00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:47,645
you have to behave
in a civilized manner.

449
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,258
The decision is yours.

450
00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:53,492
I don't need a pen and
paper to take names.

451
00:18:53,495 --> 00:18:55,726
You. What's your name?

452
00:18:55,729 --> 00:18:57,904
You know I'll find out and
there will be consequences.

453
00:18:57,907 --> 00:19:01,127
Hey, what are you...

454
00:19:02,578 --> 00:19:09,773
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