1 00:00:06,830 --> 00:00:08,697 Previously on "Chucky"... 2 00:00:08,723 --> 00:00:10,796 I want to be Jennifer Tilly. 3 00:00:10,822 --> 00:00:12,176 I want to be a star. 4 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:16,127 Sometimes I feel like a boy. Sometimes I feel like a girl. 5 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:22,218 Good morning, sweet face! Rise and shine! 6 00:00:22,244 --> 00:00:25,671 You kept me prisoner in this house for a year. 7 00:00:25,697 --> 00:00:27,477 Ms. Tilly, have you ever heard of Nica Pierce? 8 00:00:27,503 --> 00:00:31,955 Nica Pierce is here, but she's innocent, I swear. 9 00:00:38,445 --> 00:00:41,825 Glen, Glenda! 10 00:00:43,078 --> 00:00:45,548 Chucky, we're trying to get everything on your rider. 11 00:00:45,574 --> 00:00:48,802 - This thing is like 12 pages long... - Listen to me, God damn it. 12 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:53,079 I told you a hundred times I want fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies 13 00:00:53,105 --> 00:00:55,687 with macadamia nuts in my dressing room, 14 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:59,017 not walnuts, you moron. 15 00:00:59,043 --> 00:01:01,270 Walnuts give me hives. 16 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,009 Then should I take them out of your... 17 00:01:03,035 --> 00:01:04,767 I don't give a shit what you do with them! 18 00:01:04,793 --> 00:01:07,176 You could shove those cookies straight up your... 19 00:01:07,202 --> 00:01:08,573 Chucky, we're live. 20 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:10,660 Hello. 21 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,970 Nice to see you again. 22 00:01:12,996 --> 00:01:16,728 I hope you're enjoying the new season of my hit show. 23 00:01:16,754 --> 00:01:20,486 Now, Belle, you know viewers are very curious 24 00:01:20,512 --> 00:01:23,066 about your role on the show this season. 25 00:01:23,206 --> 00:01:25,374 Care to spill any details? 26 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:29,105 - Yeah, tell us! - Let's hear it, Belle! 27 00:01:33,638 --> 00:01:37,832 Anyway, tonight, you're in for a treat, 28 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:41,306 a very special episode of "Chucky," 29 00:01:41,332 --> 00:01:44,346 where we delve into family secrets, 30 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:46,805 Hollywood sleaze, 31 00:01:46,831 --> 00:01:49,298 and the violent, depraved acts 32 00:01:49,324 --> 00:01:52,331 of which the human species is capable... 33 00:01:52,528 --> 00:01:56,761 all in the name of love. 34 00:01:59,613 --> 00:02:04,097 _ 35 00:02:07,558 --> 00:02:10,258 Glen, Glenda, 36 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:15,050 it's so nice to see your sweet faces. 37 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,852 Yeah, nice to see you too, Mom. 38 00:02:21,878 --> 00:02:24,652 What are you doing on the floor? 39 00:02:24,714 --> 00:02:26,585 And what the hell is that? 40 00:02:26,826 --> 00:02:28,932 Mom, is that blood? 41 00:02:30,199 --> 00:02:31,731 No! 42 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:34,511 It's corn syrup. 43 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:38,001 You know, my team is always after me 44 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:41,613 to get more violence on my social media. 45 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,839 Come to Mama. 46 00:02:45,831 --> 00:02:49,040 - Glenda, happy birthday. - Thank you. 47 00:02:49,066 --> 00:02:51,378 Happy birthday, sweet face. 48 00:02:53,418 --> 00:02:55,066 Where are you going? 49 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,136 I was just gonna hang up my coat. 50 00:02:57,370 --> 00:03:00,964 That's not necessary. It's your special day. 51 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:03,761 Why don't you two take a load off? 52 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:23,076 So tell me everything. 53 00:03:23,199 --> 00:03:25,080 Are you two dating anyone? 54 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,058 Yeah, a guy named Paul. 55 00:03:27,152 --> 00:03:28,920 How nice. 56 00:03:29,105 --> 00:03:31,235 And Glen, how about you? 57 00:03:31,261 --> 00:03:33,588 We're both dating Paul. 58 00:03:35,253 --> 00:03:37,579 That sounds complicated. 59 00:03:37,626 --> 00:03:40,368 What about you, Mom? Are you seeing anybody these days? 60 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:43,274 No, no, no, no, no, not seeing anyone. 61 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,542 I'm too busy. 62 00:03:45,712 --> 00:03:49,183 - So... how's school? - Great. 63 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:53,332 Great. We're making friends. We're getting straight A's. 64 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:57,055 - We're great. - That's wonderful. I've been worried. 65 00:03:57,081 --> 00:03:58,337 That makes three of us. 66 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,923 You two are so wrapped up in each other, 67 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:04,855 sometimes you forget other people even exist. 68 00:04:05,339 --> 00:04:07,196 Me, for example. 69 00:04:07,222 --> 00:04:08,548 Mom, 70 00:04:08,574 --> 00:04:11,813 haven't you ever thought about maybe it's not so fun for us over here lately? 71 00:04:11,839 --> 00:04:15,735 I mean, you haven't left this house in over a year. 72 00:04:15,761 --> 00:04:17,938 There's a 5-inch layer of dust over everything 73 00:04:17,964 --> 00:04:20,304 and your drinking has gotten out of control. 74 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:23,756 Glen, what in the hell has gotten into you? 75 00:04:23,782 --> 00:04:27,245 - Sorry. - Actually, we've been talking to Stan. 76 00:04:27,271 --> 00:04:29,502 - Who? - Your accountant. 77 00:04:29,528 --> 00:04:31,998 He says you're running out of money. 78 00:04:32,024 --> 00:04:33,357 Are you? 79 00:04:33,557 --> 00:04:35,794 I'm doing fine, 80 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,630 just like you two kids. 81 00:04:39,661 --> 00:04:42,291 Mom, who the hell is Nica Pierce? 82 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,073 What? 83 00:04:58,077 --> 00:05:02,280 www.subtitulamos.tv 84 00:05:03,475 --> 00:05:07,045 _ 85 00:05:07,444 --> 00:05:11,584 Yes, I did know Nica. 86 00:05:12,069 --> 00:05:16,717 I met her at one of those charity events I go to. 87 00:05:17,498 --> 00:05:20,404 She was a very sad woman 88 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:24,565 and very unhealthy mentally. 89 00:05:24,663 --> 00:05:29,277 She was sort of a little bit obsessed with me. 90 00:05:29,303 --> 00:05:31,584 But I hardly knew her. 91 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:35,527 That's why I had a new security system installed 92 00:05:35,553 --> 00:05:37,212 just in case. 93 00:05:37,889 --> 00:05:39,230 Secure. 94 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:42,430 You installed a whole new security system 95 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,488 because you were worried that some woman you "barely knew" 96 00:05:45,514 --> 00:05:47,182 was coming to get you? 97 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,027 How many times have I told you 98 00:05:49,053 --> 00:05:51,480 the cautionary tale of Judy Foster? 99 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,058 It's Jodie Foster, Mom. 100 00:05:53,084 --> 00:05:55,887 Glen, where are you going? You haven't finished your meatballs. 101 00:05:55,913 --> 00:05:58,267 Phone's dead. I need to charge it. 102 00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,678 Mom. 103 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,608 There's something else 104 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:06,467 that I've been meaning to talk to you... 105 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,871 - Shit, don't tell me you're pregnant. - Jesus, Mom. 106 00:06:09,897 --> 00:06:11,661 I'm not ready to be a grandmother. 107 00:06:11,728 --> 00:06:15,280 Please, stop making everything about you. 108 00:06:15,678 --> 00:06:16,827 Oh, okay. 109 00:06:17,484 --> 00:06:18,679 Sorry. 110 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,373 Tell me. 111 00:06:23,812 --> 00:06:25,396 When I was little, 112 00:06:26,558 --> 00:06:27,999 like really little, 113 00:06:29,611 --> 00:06:31,444 did I ever hurt someone? 114 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,677 Hurt? 115 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,053 What do you mean? 116 00:06:42,272 --> 00:06:45,232 I've been having this dream. 117 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,532 I guess it's more like a nightmare. 118 00:06:47,905 --> 00:06:49,553 And there's a woman... 119 00:06:50,170 --> 00:06:53,842 and she's blonde, and she's screaming 120 00:06:53,994 --> 00:06:55,834 because she's on fire. 121 00:06:57,678 --> 00:07:02,397 And it just feels like I'm the one who did it. 122 00:07:03,475 --> 00:07:06,264 And there's another voice that's a man, 123 00:07:06,832 --> 00:07:09,218 and he's nice. He's... 124 00:07:10,603 --> 00:07:12,858 he's encouraging me. 125 00:07:14,048 --> 00:07:17,772 And... he called me shit-face. 126 00:07:18,977 --> 00:07:24,108 Well, you and Glen have always had vibrant imaginations. 127 00:07:26,153 --> 00:07:28,671 You're sure nothing happened? 128 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,339 There must have been something, I mean, some sort of trauma. 129 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,507 Because, I mean, Glen and I, 130 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:39,194 we've never felt whole. 131 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,929 All we want to know is why. 132 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:48,827 I just want you two to be happy. 133 00:07:53,459 --> 00:07:56,046 What is taking Glen so long? 134 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,375 Find your charger? 135 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,906 Yes. Yes. 136 00:08:23,932 --> 00:08:27,851 Glen, this is... this... this is Jeeves. 137 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:33,009 I hired a little extra help for tonight, for your birthday. 138 00:08:33,265 --> 00:08:35,825 He was supposed to be here an hour ago. 139 00:08:35,851 --> 00:08:38,100 I told you, my improv class went late. 140 00:08:38,296 --> 00:08:39,466 You're a butler? 141 00:08:39,492 --> 00:08:41,849 Yeah! I mean, tonight I am. 142 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:44,112 Well, have at it, Jeeves. 143 00:08:44,138 --> 00:08:46,008 Yeah. Nice to meet you, sweetie. 144 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,785 Why do you keep that door locked? 145 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,158 Honey, all my shoes are in there. 146 00:08:52,184 --> 00:08:56,297 I don't want you stealing my Manolo Blahniks again. 147 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,759 You're too young to be so suspicious. 148 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,408 Not everything has to be an unpleasant surprise. 149 00:09:12,434 --> 00:09:14,289 Surprise! 150 00:09:15,992 --> 00:09:17,794 What the hell is this? 151 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:20,591 We wanted a surprise party, so we threw one ourselves. 152 00:09:20,617 --> 00:09:22,327 That doesn't make any sense. 153 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,232 We figured you wouldn't want to have people over, 154 00:09:24,258 --> 00:09:26,544 given your Norma Desmond vibes as of late, 155 00:09:26,570 --> 00:09:28,638 but isn't it nice to see everybody? 156 00:09:28,664 --> 00:09:32,180 Auntie Gina, Uncle Pants, Mrs. Stracke. 157 00:09:32,362 --> 00:09:34,758 I wasn't expecting this. 158 00:09:36,665 --> 00:09:38,005 Party pooper. 159 00:09:38,031 --> 00:09:40,349 That's me. I'm a party pooper. 160 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,857 Yes, honey, why don't you take that in the kitchen? 161 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,161 You too, Glenda. Thank you, thank you. 162 00:09:45,187 --> 00:09:48,299 You haven't been avoiding me just over that silly poker debt. 163 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,232 I don't owe you any money. 164 00:09:50,258 --> 00:09:53,883 - No, Sutton, I paid you back. - Jen, what is going on? 165 00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:57,333 - Really, are you okay? - Nothing is going on. 166 00:09:57,359 --> 00:10:00,029 - I've been busy. - Doing what? 167 00:10:00,055 --> 00:10:01,768 Come on, kid. 168 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,677 You're amongst friends. 169 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:07,948 Now, if you've been holed up here waiting for a face lift to settle or... 170 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,474 - Face lift? - Whatever... 171 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,154 - Joey, what is wrong with you? - Let me finish. 172 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,799 - You come over here to insult me? - I'm just saying... I'm just saying... 173 00:10:13,825 --> 00:10:18,166 all I'm saying is, time and money well spent. 174 00:10:18,192 --> 00:10:19,778 Shut up, Joey. 175 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,393 Too busy to call? 176 00:10:22,419 --> 00:10:24,830 Jen, we have been worried about you. 177 00:10:24,856 --> 00:10:29,380 What is this, a party or an intervention? 178 00:10:29,406 --> 00:10:31,166 If the muumuu fits. 179 00:10:31,192 --> 00:10:35,096 Well, I wasn't expecting guests, Ms. Fashionista. 180 00:10:35,122 --> 00:10:38,862 For a year, you, Ms. Party Girl, 181 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,475 were not expecting guests for an entire year? 182 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,648 Sorry, Jen, I don't buy it. 183 00:10:43,674 --> 00:10:45,809 Just tell us what's going on. 184 00:10:47,024 --> 00:10:49,474 Who the hell is that now? 185 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,184 Hello, Jen. 186 00:10:55,297 --> 00:10:59,653 Don't you have a hug for your long-lost little sister? 187 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:01,231 Oh, my God. 188 00:11:05,154 --> 00:11:08,895 _ 189 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,989 _ 190 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:29,136 And... just enough left for me. 191 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,688 - Champagne? - We'd love some. 192 00:11:31,714 --> 00:11:32,911 We'd love some too. 193 00:11:32,937 --> 00:11:35,206 - What, all of you? - Yes, thank you. 194 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:41,205 I would like to propose a toast. 195 00:11:41,231 --> 00:11:42,675 What are we drinking to? 196 00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:47,048 Sir, what are you staring at? 197 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,449 Don't worry. 198 00:11:48,697 --> 00:11:51,237 - We're used to it. - We're used to it too. 199 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,928 To family. 200 00:11:55,954 --> 00:11:58,011 - To family. - To family. 201 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:06,233 Aunt Meg, it's great to finally meet you. I mean, we're huge fans. 202 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,722 We want to get into show business too. 203 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,440 You know, Mom always said you were the older one. 204 00:12:12,622 --> 00:12:14,167 Is that true? 205 00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:17,828 No. That's Jen. 206 00:12:18,017 --> 00:12:20,970 Plus, I think everyone always assumed I was older 207 00:12:20,996 --> 00:12:24,298 because I got famous way before she did. 208 00:12:24,324 --> 00:12:26,728 Of course, I did receive my Oscar nomination 209 00:12:26,754 --> 00:12:29,535 ten years before she did so... 210 00:12:32,893 --> 00:12:34,691 So where is she anyway? 211 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:40,441 I'm ready to party! 212 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,102 Ta-da! 213 00:12:44,128 --> 00:12:47,430 - Jen, you look stunning. - Thank you. 214 00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:50,355 What are you doing? You're supposed to be downstairs. 215 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:52,595 - I was improvising. - Well, don't. 216 00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:54,269 And I was good. 217 00:12:55,081 --> 00:12:57,470 I know I've been a bit of a recluse this year, 218 00:12:57,496 --> 00:13:00,657 as I'm increasingly valuing my solitude. 219 00:13:00,683 --> 00:13:04,673 I seem to be entering my Garbo era. 220 00:13:04,699 --> 00:13:09,619 But it is nice seeing all your sweet faces. 221 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,714 To my babies. 222 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,128 Happy birthday. 223 00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:17,183 - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday. 224 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,641 - Glen, how is that... - Isn't that your Oscar dress? 225 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,798 No, but thanks for reminding me 226 00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:27,962 when I lost to that bitch, Dianne West. 227 00:13:27,988 --> 00:13:29,660 It's Wiest. 228 00:13:29,948 --> 00:13:31,426 Whatever. 229 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,003 So... 230 00:13:33,393 --> 00:13:35,331 - Meg... - Yeah? 231 00:13:36,027 --> 00:13:38,079 What have you been up to? 232 00:13:38,105 --> 00:13:40,065 Oh, right, seriously, Jen, 233 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,087 you've been dodging me for 24 years 234 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:46,097 because, clearly, I did something to offend you 235 00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:49,579 - and, Jen, I missed you... - Well, now I forgive you. 236 00:13:49,777 --> 00:13:53,876 - For what? That's what I want to know. - Let's not rehash the past. 237 00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:56,410 - Bygones be bygones. - No, no. 238 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,274 Ever since you did that stupid "Chucky" movie, 239 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,383 it's like... that's when you stop talking to me. 240 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,876 - That's when everything changed. - It's not stupid. 241 00:14:02,902 --> 00:14:05,876 The "Chucky" movie was a big hit. 242 00:14:05,902 --> 00:14:09,742 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just... 243 00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:14,531 Holy shit, I got it. 244 00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:16,274 You're Ralphie from "The Sopranos." 245 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:19,798 That is a character I played once. 246 00:14:19,824 --> 00:14:22,438 - Are you a fan? - Of you? No, hell no. 247 00:14:22,464 --> 00:14:24,821 No, I cheered when Tony destroyed your guido ass. 248 00:14:24,847 --> 00:14:27,097 Your head in that bag? 249 00:14:27,143 --> 00:14:28,790 Chef's kiss. 250 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,680 - You know, come. - Yeah? 251 00:14:30,706 --> 00:14:33,477 Guido is now a slur. 252 00:14:33,503 --> 00:14:36,923 And as a fellow American of Italian descent, 253 00:14:36,949 --> 00:14:40,548 I'd ask you to go a little easy on the stereotyping. 254 00:14:40,574 --> 00:14:42,971 Not all of us are gangsters. 255 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,554 Some of us are just actors. 256 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,222 Okay, Ralphie. 257 00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:53,234 See, it's Joe. 258 00:14:53,463 --> 00:14:54,673 Joe. 259 00:14:54,699 --> 00:14:56,979 I can see you're still a little confused. 260 00:14:57,117 --> 00:15:01,243 Are you telling me that there's not one single actual goodfellow 261 00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:03,165 in your entire dago family? 262 00:15:03,191 --> 00:15:05,501 No, no, not that I can think of, no. 263 00:15:05,527 --> 00:15:07,595 Well, I thought you was one of those methadone actors. 264 00:15:07,621 --> 00:15:09,246 No, you see, 265 00:15:09,671 --> 00:15:13,141 it's not my ethnicity I draw from. 266 00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:17,997 It's my natural rage at morons like you. 267 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,628 Hear, hear. 268 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,456 What about you, Gi-na? 269 00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:23,962 Please do not call me that. 270 00:15:23,988 --> 00:15:27,618 Okay, fair enough. But are you a method actor, you know, for like... 271 00:15:27,644 --> 00:15:30,446 like a threesome scene, like, girl-on-girl shit? 272 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:33,631 Oh, my God. Joey, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, 273 00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:36,824 but for once, we actually agree on something. 274 00:15:37,027 --> 00:15:39,525 This guy's an absolute moron. 275 00:15:39,824 --> 00:15:43,194 It's going to be a bumpy night. 276 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:46,602 - Jeeves, may I speak to you, please? - Yeah, yeah, one second, one second, give me one second. 277 00:15:46,628 --> 00:15:49,930 Don't think I forgot about you. I recognize you too. 278 00:15:49,956 --> 00:15:51,962 Yeah, I'm on a reality show. 279 00:15:51,988 --> 00:15:54,720 It wasn't a reality show, it was hardcore reality. 280 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,574 Laguna Beach, last summer? 281 00:15:58,144 --> 00:15:59,808 I beg your pardon, sir. 282 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:03,003 No, I swear to God, if I knew you were famous, I would have called you back. 283 00:16:16,753 --> 00:16:19,352 Just make sure you stay out of Russia. 284 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,895 - Why? - They wouldn't understand you. 285 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,589 Who does? 286 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:32,331 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just gotta ask because I don't know. 287 00:16:32,357 --> 00:16:34,309 What the hell are you two supposed to be anyway? 288 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,118 I beg your pardon. 289 00:16:36,144 --> 00:16:39,173 No, you look like a boy. He looks like a girl. 290 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,838 Glen and I are both nonbinary. That's kind of the point. 291 00:16:41,864 --> 00:16:44,946 - We go by they/them. - Yeah, but they/them have always been plural. 292 00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:48,282 "Strunk and White," the Holy Bible of the English language, dictates that. 293 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,446 Why don't you drag yourself into the 21st century, ass wad? 294 00:16:51,472 --> 00:16:54,001 Language evolves, taint breath. 295 00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:56,501 Besides, Strunk and White have been dead for years. 296 00:16:56,527 --> 00:16:59,225 Please show my niblings the simple respect they deserve. 297 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:00,860 - Hear, hear. - Your niblings? 298 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:03,144 Yeah, other acceptable, gender-neutral terms 299 00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:05,613 for niece and nephew are niephling, chibling, and sibkid. 300 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,785 Oh, my God, you are so cute. I love you. 301 00:17:07,811 --> 00:17:11,519 Yeah, it's very cute and stupid because those aren't words! 302 00:17:11,545 --> 00:17:13,779 The hell is wrong with you people? 303 00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:19,881 Jeeves, will you please come with me right now? 304 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,787 But of course. 305 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,279 - I told you! - Why are you yelling at me in front of everyone? 306 00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:30,011 What did I tell you about being down... so what... where... 307 00:17:30,037 --> 00:17:31,628 Jeeves! Jeeves! 308 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,115 What a dick. 309 00:17:34,342 --> 00:17:37,949 I told you to guard this door, you moron, 310 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:40,011 not to insult my guests! 311 00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:42,699 If I wasn't so desperate for help, I'd kill you myself. 312 00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:44,307 Why don't you just put up some cameras? 313 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,985 Because I have nosy teenagers, 314 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,894 and I can't take any chances. 315 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,581 Well, what are you hiding in there anyway? 316 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:53,451 If you must know, my girlfriend. 317 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,709 And my husband. 318 00:17:58,405 --> 00:18:00,195 Hooray for Hollywood. 319 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,724 What the hell? 320 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,509 Where the hell is everybody? 321 00:18:20,561 --> 00:18:21,748 Oh, my God. 322 00:18:21,774 --> 00:18:24,678 - _ - Oh, my God! 323 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:32,959 No. 324 00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:46,461 Oh, my God. 325 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,022 Nica? 326 00:18:58,619 --> 00:19:00,360 _ 327 00:19:00,899 --> 00:19:02,555 Jen-Jen, what's going on? 328 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,014 Don't sneak up on me like that. 329 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,446 What are you doing in here? 330 00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:13,631 Holy shit. 331 00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:15,014 - Jesus. - What the... 332 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,819 - Oh, my God! - Let's get out of here. 333 00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:18,884 - Let us out! - We're stuck! 334 00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:23,623 I think he's... I think he's dead. 335 00:19:23,649 --> 00:19:25,094 He's dead? 336 00:19:25,646 --> 00:19:28,356 Mom, what happened? 337 00:19:32,048 --> 00:19:36,975 The first victim is the butler. 338 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,053 For Glen and Glenda. 339 00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:42,327 You know how the twins love a murder mystery. 340 00:19:42,353 --> 00:19:46,006 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is a murder mystery party? 341 00:19:46,032 --> 00:19:47,600 Exactly, Gina. 342 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,315 You know I love that. 343 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,444 That's why I hired this Jeeves here. 344 00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:56,898 But now he's murdered. 345 00:19:56,924 --> 00:20:00,064 Not really, he's just, you know, an actor. 346 00:20:00,978 --> 00:20:03,346 That guy is no actor. 347 00:20:03,372 --> 00:20:04,622 He's solid oak. 348 00:20:04,648 --> 00:20:07,017 I can see his eyes moving from here. 349 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,811 We are all going to solve this mystery. 350 00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:15,501 I need to know who killed Jeeves 351 00:20:15,712 --> 00:20:20,873 and who opened the bedroom door. 352 00:20:20,899 --> 00:20:23,303 All of you are suspects, 353 00:20:23,329 --> 00:20:27,670 each and every one of you. 354 00:20:27,719 --> 00:20:31,553 And I am going to find out 355 00:20:31,579 --> 00:20:34,280 who did it. 356 00:20:34,306 --> 00:20:38,061 All right, so we have Sal De Marco. 357 00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:41,616 Dude, I don't care what Joey says, you are killing it as a dead guy. 358 00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:46,790 It says Topanga Security, so he's a security officer. 359 00:20:46,939 --> 00:20:48,748 Our first clue. 360 00:20:48,774 --> 00:20:52,170 No, no, that doesn't mean anything. 361 00:20:52,196 --> 00:20:55,431 The jury will please disregard. 362 00:20:55,457 --> 00:20:57,189 Gina, give me that. 363 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,243 Arsenic. 364 00:21:04,048 --> 00:21:06,272 How do you know what arsenic smells like? 365 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:09,827 And what is so important about that room? 366 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:12,058 Yeah, it looks like Rapunzel's bedroom or something. 367 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:16,194 It looks like Rapunzel had a really bad tummy ache. Yuck. 368 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,863 Jennifer, who's your decorator? 369 00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:22,538 I am going to be asking all the questions 370 00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:24,489 from here on out. 371 00:21:24,603 --> 00:21:28,819 Now I kindly request that the assembled company 372 00:21:28,845 --> 00:21:31,693 please retire to the drawing room. 373 00:21:31,719 --> 00:21:32,889 What is that? 374 00:21:32,915 --> 00:21:34,689 It's called the living room. 375 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,839 Okay, bye. 376 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,939 - I'll join you later. - Good job, Jeeves. 377 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,118 Yes, bye. 378 00:21:45,423 --> 00:21:48,059 You too, Ms. Snoopy Pants. 379 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,040 Go on, get out of here. 380 00:21:58,129 --> 00:21:59,449 Nica? 381 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,124 Nica. 382 00:22:04,535 --> 00:22:06,590 Where are you? 383 00:22:22,254 --> 00:22:25,845 _ 384 00:22:26,004 --> 00:22:29,806 The champagne was served shortly after 8:00. 385 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:35,402 The lights went out at 8:30. That was the time of death. 386 00:22:35,715 --> 00:22:41,105 So since all of you are still alive, 387 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:47,012 I'm deducing that sometime between 8:00 and 8:30, 388 00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:50,853 the killer put the poison 389 00:22:50,879 --> 00:22:53,719 in the champagne bottle. 390 00:22:54,535 --> 00:22:57,908 But we were all in here together, guv'nor. 391 00:22:57,934 --> 00:23:00,160 So any of us could have done it. 392 00:23:00,223 --> 00:23:01,800 Exactly. 393 00:23:02,035 --> 00:23:03,720 - Sutton. - Yes. 394 00:23:03,746 --> 00:23:08,804 How did you feel when Jeeves told everybody he screwed you? 395 00:23:09,145 --> 00:23:11,136 Angry enough to kill him? 396 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,728 Well, Gina hated him too. 397 00:23:13,754 --> 00:23:16,652 - Yeah, but I didn't bugger him. - Maybe both of you did it. 398 00:23:16,678 --> 00:23:18,650 In cahoots, that would be fun. 399 00:23:18,676 --> 00:23:20,399 It weren't me, mate. 400 00:23:20,621 --> 00:23:25,201 As I recall, the gentleman had the gall 401 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:30,720 to insult Italians, which, Joey, will give you the motive 402 00:23:30,746 --> 00:23:34,111 - to kill him to defend your honor. - Gina, what are you doing? 403 00:23:34,145 --> 00:23:37,580 - I'm trying to do that '80s BBC sort of thing. - Well, no... 404 00:23:37,606 --> 00:23:40,251 - Just stop. - I know, it's not... I didn't practice it. 405 00:23:40,277 --> 00:23:41,447 Okay, wait. 406 00:23:41,473 --> 00:23:43,441 Listen, you'll love this one.... 407 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:49,011 Don't blame me, stranger, for your troubles. 408 00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:50,855 I'm innocent. 409 00:23:51,307 --> 00:23:52,402 Yeah? 410 00:23:52,551 --> 00:23:54,705 Okay, yeah, that was brilliant, 411 00:23:54,731 --> 00:23:56,356 - that was brilliant, Gina. - Thank you. 412 00:23:56,382 --> 00:23:58,347 Maybe you should lay off the champagne a little bit. 413 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,340 Auntie Gina, what about this? 414 00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:04,525 Joey here must have killed the poor sod in self-defense. 415 00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:07,648 That's so good. Bravo. 416 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,337 We're kind of anglophiles. 417 00:24:09,363 --> 00:24:12,806 You know, maybe we need some forensic accountants around here. 418 00:24:12,832 --> 00:24:14,783 What, what, what? Forensics, why? 419 00:24:14,809 --> 00:24:17,286 Jen, this is Beverly Hills. 420 00:24:17,343 --> 00:24:20,853 All crimes are almost always about money. 421 00:24:20,879 --> 00:24:22,499 Oh, I see. 422 00:24:22,746 --> 00:24:27,577 You're just rehashing your "Housewives" bit from season 11. 423 00:24:27,603 --> 00:24:29,371 It was not a bit. 424 00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:32,316 How about this? 425 00:24:36,090 --> 00:24:38,728 - "Basic Instinct." - No one wants to see that, Joe. 426 00:24:38,754 --> 00:24:40,306 You didn't mind at Cannes. 427 00:24:40,332 --> 00:24:43,759 All right, all of you are behaving very strangely 428 00:24:43,785 --> 00:24:46,381 and very suspiciously... 429 00:24:46,407 --> 00:24:49,254 You're behaving pretty peculiarly yourself. 430 00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:55,134 I'm the detective, so I know I didn't do it. 431 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,759 But all of you had multiple motives, 432 00:24:58,785 --> 00:25:01,955 especially when the victim 433 00:25:01,981 --> 00:25:05,173 refused to honor my kids' pronouns. 434 00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:08,337 Who would commit murder over pronouns? 435 00:25:08,363 --> 00:25:12,103 Each and every one of you 436 00:25:12,129 --> 00:25:16,876 because I know you all love Glen and Glenda as much as I do, 437 00:25:16,902 --> 00:25:21,517 and I love each and every one of you for it. 438 00:25:21,678 --> 00:25:23,207 Even you, Meg. 439 00:25:24,635 --> 00:25:26,371 What about them? 440 00:25:27,462 --> 00:25:29,212 - Us? - Yeah. 441 00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:30,340 True, true. 442 00:25:30,366 --> 00:25:34,277 You two have as much motive to kill that man as we do. 443 00:25:34,715 --> 00:25:36,525 That's ridiculous. 444 00:25:36,551 --> 00:25:41,845 I mean, if we killed every small-minded idiot 445 00:25:41,871 --> 00:25:45,040 that insulted us, half the country would be dead by now. 446 00:25:45,066 --> 00:25:47,121 And we wouldn't hurt a fly. 447 00:25:51,958 --> 00:25:54,871 _ 448 00:25:55,925 --> 00:25:58,887 If you'll excuse me for a moment, 449 00:25:58,913 --> 00:26:01,322 a little emergency. 450 00:26:01,348 --> 00:26:03,768 I have to go put out some fires. 451 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:08,895 Nica? 452 00:26:10,892 --> 00:26:12,215 Nica? 453 00:26:18,246 --> 00:26:21,681 Gina, you just about gave me a heart attack. 454 00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:24,418 I wasn't expecting you. 455 00:26:24,444 --> 00:26:26,965 Jen, why the hell are you hanging out 456 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,502 with a Beverly Hills housewife? 457 00:26:30,395 --> 00:26:33,180 Beverly Hills is just a state of mind. 458 00:26:33,207 --> 00:26:36,473 Sutton is... she's odd but nice. 459 00:26:36,755 --> 00:26:38,606 Jen, are you sleeping with Sutton? 460 00:26:38,738 --> 00:26:41,715 No, Sutton? No. 461 00:26:41,741 --> 00:26:43,444 Okay, well, I mean, you're sleeping with someone 'cause... 462 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:44,853 - No, I'm not. - You ghosted me. 463 00:26:44,879 --> 00:26:46,384 - No, no. No. - Come on, you could tell me. 464 00:26:46,410 --> 00:26:50,113 Gina, Gina, there's only you. 465 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,785 Only you. 466 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:56,767 - Can I tell you a secret, Jen? - Sure. Yes, I like secrets. 467 00:26:56,793 --> 00:26:58,431 Do you know when we first met? 468 00:26:58,457 --> 00:27:01,572 - Yes, I remember that. It was a Saturday. - Yes. 469 00:27:01,598 --> 00:27:04,009 - It was a Saturday? - Yes, and... 470 00:27:04,035 --> 00:27:06,728 - You're so romantic. - What are you...? 471 00:27:06,754 --> 00:27:09,098 - So when we first met... - Yes? 472 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,353 I kind of thought you were boring. 473 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,306 What... what... what are you doing? 474 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,845 - A little actress-y maybe. - Yeah. 475 00:27:15,878 --> 00:27:18,082 - And then you did that "Chucky" movie. - Yes. 476 00:27:18,108 --> 00:27:20,712 - And you just kind of became a little detached. - Yeah. 477 00:27:20,738 --> 00:27:24,863 A little distant, kind of irresistible. 478 00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:29,207 - I hear that a lot, yes. - Jen. 479 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,970 I think we shouldn't hide anymore. 480 00:27:31,996 --> 00:27:34,598 I think we should tell everyone we're together. I'm sick of it. 481 00:27:34,624 --> 00:27:36,744 Seriously, I know before we were worried about work, 482 00:27:36,770 --> 00:27:39,785 but now it would actually help us get jobs, to be honest. 483 00:27:40,339 --> 00:27:43,621 Gi... Gina, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 484 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:46,379 Gina? 485 00:27:46,512 --> 00:27:47,705 Yes, Jen. 486 00:27:47,731 --> 00:27:49,829 Can I ask you a question? 487 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,457 Anything. 488 00:27:51,699 --> 00:27:53,929 Did you kill the butler? 489 00:27:54,193 --> 00:27:55,371 What? 490 00:27:55,397 --> 00:27:58,397 The butler, did you kill him? 491 00:27:58,447 --> 00:28:00,879 - I just want to know. - Okay. 492 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,395 I could see baby... 493 00:28:03,770 --> 00:28:06,057 wants to play some more? 494 00:28:06,387 --> 00:28:09,061 Fraulein wants to role play. 495 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,559 - No, no, she doesn't. - Sure. 496 00:28:11,585 --> 00:28:13,314 I'd do anything for you. 497 00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:17,531 Why, in fact, Mama has a surprise for you. 498 00:28:17,637 --> 00:28:20,871 I brought you something very special. 499 00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:23,948 You wait here for me while I go get it. 500 00:28:24,176 --> 00:28:26,113 - Yes, I'm not... - You won't go anywhere? 501 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,369 You're not going to be a bad, little Liebchen, are you? 502 00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:30,184 - I'm not going to be... - Because you would be punished. 503 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,025 A bad little Liebchen. 504 00:28:32,051 --> 00:28:35,267 I'm just going to wait right here. 505 00:28:35,293 --> 00:28:37,223 - Okay. - Okay. 506 00:28:39,191 --> 00:28:40,465 Yeah. 507 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,645 Bye, Gina. 508 00:29:00,253 --> 00:29:01,636 Nica. 509 00:29:03,862 --> 00:29:05,746 Nica, are you there? 510 00:29:11,949 --> 00:29:14,111 Joey, Joey, Joey! 511 00:29:14,137 --> 00:29:16,119 It's not a good time. 512 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:17,986 No, Joey, I'm very, very busy. 513 00:29:18,012 --> 00:29:19,299 What... you're... 514 00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:20,511 - Gina. - Yeah? 515 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,040 I think she still wants to bang you. Yeah, probably. 516 00:29:23,066 --> 00:29:26,014 But I'm totally down for it if you let me watch. 517 00:29:26,051 --> 00:29:27,871 No, Joey, Joey. 518 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:30,895 I have a question for you. 519 00:29:31,988 --> 00:29:35,134 Did you kill the butler? 520 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,832 I'll tell you. 521 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,525 If you blow me. 522 00:29:38,746 --> 00:29:41,528 Not now, Joey. I'm really, really busy. 523 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,491 I'll catch you later. 524 00:29:45,965 --> 00:29:49,731 I swear I didn't kill him. He was dead when I came down to get you. 525 00:29:51,004 --> 00:29:52,426 Do you believe me? 526 00:29:55,139 --> 00:29:56,425 Yeah. 527 00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:58,547 Everything was working. 528 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,744 I mean, she's totally distracted by the party, 529 00:30:00,770 --> 00:30:02,863 and everybody's fawning over her, 530 00:30:03,113 --> 00:30:05,262 and she's pretty drunk, like usual. 531 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,665 She's got this new security system, 532 00:30:07,691 --> 00:30:10,040 and I can't just take you out the back door like we planned. 533 00:30:10,066 --> 00:30:12,900 And until the power comes back on, I can't even get you out of the basement 534 00:30:12,926 --> 00:30:14,398 because we need the elevator. 535 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,558 Are you sure she doesn't know about this room? 536 00:30:16,927 --> 00:30:18,198 Yeah. 537 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,995 It's the only part of the house her stupid app doesn't know about. 538 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,441 She never knew about this room. 539 00:30:26,065 --> 00:30:28,237 Me and Glenda found it when we were nine. 540 00:30:29,822 --> 00:30:31,284 Glen. 541 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,737 I cannot go back. 542 00:30:37,097 --> 00:30:38,292 Nica, 543 00:30:38,854 --> 00:30:42,753 I promise you're leaving this house tonight. 544 00:30:44,982 --> 00:30:46,182 Sorry. 545 00:30:50,339 --> 00:30:53,860 _ 546 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:57,125 This is my big courtroom scene. 547 00:30:57,151 --> 00:31:02,297 Jim Carrey said I was the best actress he ever worked with, 548 00:31:02,330 --> 00:31:05,594 even better than Nicole Kidman. 549 00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:08,508 Yeah, he said "Jennifer Tilly, 550 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:12,183 "you should have another... 551 00:31:12,567 --> 00:31:14,316 another..." 552 00:31:18,102 --> 00:31:19,792 And she's out. 553 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:21,996 Ridiculous. 554 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:23,401 Glenda. 555 00:31:23,874 --> 00:31:26,084 I want to see what she's hiding in that room. 556 00:31:27,608 --> 00:31:29,398 Skullduggery! 557 00:31:29,424 --> 00:31:31,394 I didn't think you had it in you. 558 00:31:34,063 --> 00:31:36,401 - Can't get in? - As if. 559 00:31:45,022 --> 00:31:46,482 Where'd did you get those? 560 00:31:46,578 --> 00:31:48,519 Auntie Gina gave them to me. 561 00:31:51,755 --> 00:31:52,987 Wait. 562 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,839 We have no idea what's in there. 563 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,469 I think we should get out of here. 564 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,489 Grow a pair. 565 00:32:18,691 --> 00:32:20,409 Okay, okay, okay. 566 00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:24,469 Oh, God! Oh, God, you've gotta help me! 567 00:32:24,495 --> 00:32:27,019 - Are you Glen? - No, I'm Glenda. 568 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,657 How do you know who we are? 569 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:31,556 Your mother is a psychotic murderer who thinks she's in love with me, 570 00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:33,008 and she chopped off all my limbs, 571 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,164 and she's kept me trapped in here for a year. 572 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:36,938 - Mom's a murderer? - Mom's a lesbian? 573 00:32:36,964 --> 00:32:38,513 She's not who you think she is. 574 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:39,710 We have to get you out of here. 575 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,249 Wait, what if she's lying? 576 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,593 Glenda, who would lie about this? 577 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,797 - You're so naive. - And you're impulsive. 578 00:32:44,823 --> 00:32:46,378 - I'm getting the wheelchair. - Wait! 579 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,730 You can't just wheel me out of here. 580 00:32:48,784 --> 00:32:52,555 I'm wanted in five states, and I'm not going back to the asylum. 581 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,188 What'd you do? 582 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,144 I was framed. 583 00:32:57,354 --> 00:32:58,686 Sure. 584 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,128 Look, 585 00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:04,312 I have no home and no family. 586 00:33:06,269 --> 00:33:08,429 But before I can just waltz on out of here, 587 00:33:08,455 --> 00:33:09,665 I need a safe place to go, 588 00:33:09,691 --> 00:33:11,859 or your mother is gonna hunt me down. 589 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:14,383 Yoo-hoo, sweet faces! 590 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,024 Get out of this room, okay? 591 00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:18,454 Gag me and get out of here. Don't tell her you found me. 592 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,297 I have a plan if you help me. 593 00:33:20,323 --> 00:33:22,127 Of course we'll help you. 594 00:33:22,153 --> 00:33:24,019 I'll distract Mom. 595 00:33:49,309 --> 00:33:50,728 Forgot this. 596 00:33:57,430 --> 00:33:59,696 What the hell is wrong with you? 597 00:34:23,843 --> 00:34:25,517 Glenda. 598 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:30,259 You're even more beautiful than I imagined. 599 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,705 Thanks, but what's it to you? 600 00:34:34,778 --> 00:34:37,462 Because I'm your dad. 601 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:42,853 Chucky! 602 00:34:44,856 --> 00:34:46,566 I got trapped in this body, 603 00:34:46,592 --> 00:34:48,720 and your mom's holding me hostage. 604 00:34:50,071 --> 00:34:51,741 What do you know about my dad? 605 00:34:51,767 --> 00:34:53,712 Did you do something to him? 606 00:34:54,275 --> 00:34:56,775 Glenda, it's me. 607 00:34:57,728 --> 00:34:59,533 My dad bailed on us. 608 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,593 Do you know what it does to a kid 609 00:35:01,619 --> 00:35:04,349 when a parent decides they're not worth staying for? 610 00:35:05,056 --> 00:35:07,694 It leaves a big, empty hole in your chest right here. 611 00:35:07,832 --> 00:35:09,274 That's what it does. 612 00:35:09,883 --> 00:35:12,252 You got a hole in your chest? 613 00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:14,290 Let me see. 614 00:35:15,090 --> 00:35:16,728 It's a fucking metaphor. 615 00:35:22,877 --> 00:35:25,244 That's right. Give your dad hell, kid. 616 00:35:26,377 --> 00:35:29,674 But listen, I didn't bail on the family. 617 00:35:29,971 --> 00:35:31,311 I wanted to stay, 618 00:35:31,337 --> 00:35:34,140 but your mom drove me away and lied to you about it. 619 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,007 This is all bullshit. 620 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,533 Deep down, you know it's true. 621 00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:41,546 So when you're ready to get revenge on your mom 622 00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:43,509 for keeping us apart, come back. 623 00:35:43,658 --> 00:35:46,196 I got a plan, shit-face. 624 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,970 What did you just call me? 625 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:55,634 Shit-face. 626 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,869 I always meant it affectionately. 627 00:36:04,797 --> 00:36:08,442 _ 628 00:36:08,468 --> 00:36:10,381 Hello, Billy. 629 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,038 It's Billy the bear. 630 00:36:12,181 --> 00:36:13,663 Hello, Billy. 631 00:36:19,614 --> 00:36:21,459 What? What is it? 632 00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:25,976 My pinky itches. 633 00:36:28,898 --> 00:36:33,960 Sometimes it's like I can still feel things, 634 00:36:35,127 --> 00:36:38,905 like my brain hasn't caught up to my body or something. 635 00:36:41,058 --> 00:36:43,358 Sometimes I feel like that too. 636 00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:46,304 Like something's missing. 637 00:36:47,751 --> 00:36:49,163 Inside. 638 00:36:52,805 --> 00:36:55,093 You're a good kid, Glen. 639 00:36:56,610 --> 00:36:59,523 You're definitely not like your parents. 640 00:37:01,331 --> 00:37:03,405 Do you know my dad too? 641 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,437 Yeah. 642 00:37:15,219 --> 00:37:18,038 Is he as crazy as my mom is? 643 00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:24,826 Yeah. 644 00:37:33,722 --> 00:37:35,327 It's now or never. 645 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:16,751 You ready to kill your mom, shit-face? 646 00:38:18,016 --> 00:38:20,126 What did you just say to me, Nica? 647 00:38:20,337 --> 00:38:22,141 I'm not Nica. 648 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,020 Glen's a wuss. 649 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,063 They never would've agreed to kill Mom. 650 00:38:31,678 --> 00:38:33,305 That's too bad. 651 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:35,687 Now... 652 00:38:37,141 --> 00:38:38,750 where are my arms? 653 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:40,782 You know what, pig? 654 00:38:40,808 --> 00:38:44,311 I think you killed Jeeves, didn't you, Meg? 655 00:38:44,337 --> 00:38:45,989 What the hell are you talking about? 656 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,872 I'm a little confused right now. 657 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,869 I thought it was just a... 658 00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:51,412 How did you get in that room? 659 00:38:51,438 --> 00:38:54,516 - How did you get in there? It was locked. - No, it wasn't. It was open. 660 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:57,602 - It was not open. It was locked. - Jen, would you stop this? 661 00:38:57,628 --> 00:38:59,209 - I bet you killed Jeeves. - Just stop it. 662 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:01,462 - You killed him, didn't you? - Just stop it. 663 00:39:12,866 --> 00:39:14,701 Hiya, Tiff. 664 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:16,514 Chucky, 665 00:39:17,199 --> 00:39:20,358 why don't you just die already? 666 00:39:25,326 --> 00:39:26,803 You first. 667 00:39:34,186 --> 00:39:36,858 _ 668 00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:41,740 Chucky, please, we can still work things out. 669 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,701 The only thing left to work out, Tiff, 670 00:39:45,834 --> 00:39:48,272 is whether I shoot you in the head... 671 00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:50,740 or the heart. 672 00:39:50,858 --> 00:39:53,904 You already broke my heart, Chucky. 673 00:39:54,436 --> 00:39:56,287 Okay, the head it is. 674 00:39:56,459 --> 00:39:59,652 I'm so sorry, so is she supposed to be the murderer? 675 00:39:59,678 --> 00:40:02,819 - Because we haven't met her. It's not totally fair. - I don't really know her. 676 00:40:02,845 --> 00:40:04,574 The wheelchair, we need to check it for fingerprints. 677 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,886 Really, Meg? You want to play the game now? Hold this. It's going on the Gram. 678 00:40:07,912 --> 00:40:09,250 Please, Chucky. 679 00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:10,537 You know... 680 00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,904 I'm almost gonna miss you, Tiff. 681 00:40:15,069 --> 00:40:16,447 No! Oh, no! 682 00:40:16,473 --> 00:40:17,819 Almost! 683 00:40:22,078 --> 00:40:24,068 Glenda, what the fuck? 684 00:40:24,279 --> 00:40:26,027 Sorry, somebody must have taken the bullets. 685 00:40:26,053 --> 00:40:28,561 You bastard! 686 00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:30,925 I'm sorry, Nica. 687 00:40:30,951 --> 00:40:34,013 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 688 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:37,089 - Are you following this? Are you following this at all? - Yes, it's fabulous. 689 00:40:37,115 --> 00:40:39,678 I love you, I love you. 690 00:40:40,693 --> 00:40:43,079 - Nica! - I'm sorry. 691 00:40:43,156 --> 00:40:44,600 Come on! 692 00:40:46,641 --> 00:40:49,569 - Who's Nica? Who's Nica? - No, no! 693 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,397 - Come on. - I'm not going. 694 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:00,038 What? 695 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,683 I can't just leave Mom like this, 696 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:03,294 especially after what you just tried to do to her. 697 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,940 What about me? 698 00:41:05,358 --> 00:41:06,554 I can't. 699 00:41:06,667 --> 00:41:09,436 Mom needs help. We all do. 700 00:41:10,433 --> 00:41:11,755 Fine! 701 00:41:12,983 --> 00:41:14,709 Just ask her, 702 00:41:14,735 --> 00:41:18,404 who's Tiffany Valentine? 703 00:41:34,046 --> 00:41:36,006 No! 704 00:41:36,337 --> 00:41:38,537 No! 705 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,944 Nica! 706 00:41:48,970 --> 00:41:50,779 - _ - Stop, stop! 707 00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:00,412 No! 708 00:42:03,427 --> 00:42:05,037 No! 709 00:42:08,436 --> 00:42:10,872 Nice to finally meet you. 710 00:42:10,898 --> 00:42:13,278 - I'm Kyle. - Nica. 711 00:42:14,060 --> 00:42:16,475 No, Nica! 712 00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:19,886 Nica, come back! 713 00:42:20,108 --> 00:42:23,451 No! 714 00:42:24,397 --> 00:42:26,217 No! 715 00:42:26,694 --> 00:42:28,111 Where's Glen? 716 00:42:28,137 --> 00:42:30,427 They're not coming. Just drive. 717 00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:36,115 No! 718 00:42:42,115 --> 00:42:43,549 Brava! 719 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,543 Brava! 720 00:42:45,569 --> 00:42:48,371 This is the best murder mystery party 721 00:42:48,397 --> 00:42:49,988 I've ever been to ever. 722 00:42:50,014 --> 00:42:52,992 - Brava, Jen! - I didn't understand a thing that happened, 723 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:54,949 but I loved every minute of it! 724 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,825 Wait, hey. 725 00:42:57,590 --> 00:42:58,800 Where's Joey? 726 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:01,207 To help us figure it all out, 727 00:43:01,233 --> 00:43:04,457 please welcome one of my biggest fans, 728 00:43:04,483 --> 00:43:09,248 WWE superstar Liv Morgan! 729 00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:24,261 Liv, welcome to the show. 730 00:43:24,287 --> 00:43:27,464 Thank you, Chucky. It's truly an honor to be here with you. 731 00:43:27,490 --> 00:43:28,850 Fantastic. 732 00:43:29,429 --> 00:43:31,479 Who do you think killed the butler? 733 00:43:31,522 --> 00:43:32,988 Well, I have a theory. 734 00:43:33,022 --> 00:43:35,461 It's always the person you least suspect, 735 00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:36,902 so I'm gonna have to go with Meg. 736 00:43:36,943 --> 00:43:39,212 I mean, did you see "Agnes of God"? 737 00:43:39,342 --> 00:43:41,811 Nope, never heard of it. 738 00:43:41,858 --> 00:43:45,014 Now let's roll the tape. 739 00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:48,350 Just enough left for me. 740 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:52,597 Champagne? 741 00:43:52,623 --> 00:43:54,472 - We'd love some. - We'd love some too. 742 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:55,964 Ta-da! 743 00:43:55,990 --> 00:43:59,246 - Jen, you look stunning. - Thank you. 744 00:43:59,272 --> 00:44:01,847 - There's my girl. - You know it! 745 00:44:01,873 --> 00:44:05,144 What are you doing? You're supposed to be downstairs. 746 00:44:05,170 --> 00:44:07,365 - I was improvising. - Well, don't. 747 00:44:07,390 --> 00:44:09,147 And I was good. 748 00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:14,746 Apparently, Glenda always keeps some strychnine handy. 749 00:44:14,772 --> 00:44:17,246 You must be so proud. 750 00:44:17,272 --> 00:44:23,209 But they were supposed to kill my ho-bag ex too, so... 751 00:44:23,881 --> 00:44:28,116 who took the bullets out of the gun? 752 00:44:28,447 --> 00:44:29,701 Sutton? 753 00:44:30,948 --> 00:44:33,225 You're not very good at this, are you? 754 00:44:37,146 --> 00:44:38,506 I knew it. 755 00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:42,654 I knew she was seeing someone else. 756 00:44:44,936 --> 00:44:47,186 It's not what you think. 757 00:44:47,877 --> 00:44:50,108 Really, Joey no-pants? 758 00:44:52,479 --> 00:44:54,295 Okay, it's what you think. 759 00:44:56,147 --> 00:44:58,847 I'm in love with her, okay? 760 00:44:58,873 --> 00:45:01,783 What are you doing? Just being a dick, getting your rocks off? 761 00:45:01,809 --> 00:45:03,490 I love her too. 762 00:45:06,811 --> 00:45:10,730 Or maybe it's less. I don't... What's the right answer? 763 00:45:10,756 --> 00:45:14,035 Why don't you try honesty, Joey, for once in your life? 764 00:45:14,061 --> 00:45:18,092 Honesty is the only thing that's gonna get you out of here alive. 765 00:45:18,584 --> 00:45:19,787 Gina... 766 00:45:20,834 --> 00:45:23,971 I just got this suit. It's Armani. 767 00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:28,115 Do you love her or not? 768 00:45:31,512 --> 00:45:32,873 I love her. 769 00:45:34,049 --> 00:45:35,537 Wrong answer. 770 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:53,289 Wait, I'm confused. 771 00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:56,261 - So how did Gina get the gun? - Okay, so... 772 00:45:56,511 --> 00:46:00,719 Glenda knew they were gonna need a gun to take care of Tiff for me, 773 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:04,385 so they asked Auntie Gina to get 'em one for their birthday. 774 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,735 Now, this is called a Sutty Butty Butthole. 775 00:46:06,761 --> 00:46:09,166 It tastes much better than it sounds. 776 00:46:09,192 --> 00:46:11,441 Actually, it sounds delicious. 777 00:46:23,084 --> 00:46:24,454 What a cool aunt. 778 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,634 But then Gina took the gun to deal with Joey. 779 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:28,995 Tricky minx. 780 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:32,032 She shot him and hid his body in the elevator. 781 00:46:32,058 --> 00:46:35,821 She's clearly a sociopath, not to mention smokin' hot. 782 00:46:35,847 --> 00:46:37,681 I might have to look her up later. 783 00:46:37,707 --> 00:46:41,673 But... she's been sleeping with Tiffany for years, 784 00:46:41,699 --> 00:46:43,384 just like Joey. 785 00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:46,676 - Aren't you upset at that, Chucky? - Yeah. 786 00:46:46,830 --> 00:46:49,214 I think I need a hug. 787 00:46:49,759 --> 00:46:51,941 You like to be hugged. 788 00:46:55,865 --> 00:46:57,832 You're such a big boy. 789 00:46:58,705 --> 00:47:02,585 Now, there's just one more thing. 790 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:05,790 The network's concerned fans might have missed 791 00:47:05,816 --> 00:47:08,076 seeing yours truly in action. 792 00:47:08,261 --> 00:47:10,728 Plus, they've probably missed hearing 793 00:47:10,754 --> 00:47:12,626 my ten allotted F-bombs. 794 00:47:12,652 --> 00:47:15,183 Wait, they only give you ten F-bombs per episode? 795 00:47:15,629 --> 00:47:18,144 Liv, can you help me out? 796 00:47:18,322 --> 00:47:19,456 How? 797 00:47:20,035 --> 00:47:21,368 Roll the tape. 798 00:47:21,402 --> 00:47:25,477 - I want Chucky to kill me. - Isn't that a dream? 799 00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:29,419 It's a dream. I don't want a starring role. I don't want a lead. 800 00:47:29,445 --> 00:47:34,316 I just want to be brutally murdered by Chucky. 801 00:47:42,022 --> 00:47:45,196 Come on now, Chucky, you know I was only kid... 802 00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:52,579 Fuck! 803 00:47:54,848 --> 00:47:56,428 Fuck! Fuck! 804 00:47:56,454 --> 00:48:01,425 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 805 00:48:03,837 --> 00:48:05,551 Thank you. 806 00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:07,647 Thank you very much. 807 00:48:07,673 --> 00:48:12,313 This concludes our very special episode of "Chucky." 808 00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:14,248 Tune in again next week 809 00:48:14,274 --> 00:48:18,693 as I continue to torture those dipshit kids. 810 00:48:18,868 --> 00:48:22,439 Good night and sweet dreams. 811 00:48:22,483 --> 00:48:23,813 Fuck, fuck, fu... 812 00:48:23,838 --> 00:48:30,337 www.subtitulamos.tv