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Previously on Young Sheldon..

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Why do you look like you're gonna cry?

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A year ago, I was a TV
weather girl in San Antonio,

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and now I'm living in a
garage with the 17-year-old

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who got me pregnant.

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I'll be 18 before you know it.

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But not before you're a father!

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It's gonna be okay.

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Is it?

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I peed in the sink last night.

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Trust me. I'll fix this.

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Make yourself at home.

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Oh. Thank you so much.

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It's only temporary. I promise.

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Oh. No problem.

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Stay as long as you need.

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Bathroom's right down the hall.

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Oh, boy, a bathroom.

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Here you go...

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Scrambled eggs, bacon,

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biscuits and fresh-squeezed orange juice.

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Thank you. Looks amazing.

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Where's mine?

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You're not pregnant. She is.

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Well, I like to think we're pregnant.

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Really?

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Are your ankles swollen?

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Did you throw up this morning?

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Are you constipated?

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No, dear.

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Stop calling me "dear."

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I'm not your dear.

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You want breakfast, eggs are here,

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stove is there.

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Knock yourself out.

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I get she's pregnant.

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I don't know why you're so moody.

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On the count of three...

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I'm leaving, I'm leaving.

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Have a good day, Mama.

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Ugh. "Mama."

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Since losing his job,

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one of the few upsides for my dad

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was having the house to himself
to enjoy some peace and quiet.

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Billy!

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Stop feeding the chickens Cap'n Crunch!

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- But they like it.
- We've been over this.

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You don't eat their food,
they don't eat yours.

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Everything okay over there?

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Yeah.

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Doesn't sound okay.

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Oh. You don't want to know.

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Tell me.

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He's failing math,

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and they might hold him back.

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That's rough.

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I try helping him, but math
was never my strong suit.

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Yeah, I hear ya.

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And when you do try to
help 'em, they realize

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how dumb you are.

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You think...

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Sheldon would help Billy?

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I'm not sure helping
others is where he shines.

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Pissing 'em off...
He's got that down cold.

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Well, then I'm screwed.

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I can't afford a tutor.

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Let me talk to Sheldon,

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see what I can do.

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Appreciate it.

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Mom, look!

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That chicken is not a hat!

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Hurry.

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Hey. How was school?

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Sucked.

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Language.

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You asked, and it did.

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What happened?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Are you sure?

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I'm a pretty good listener.

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Then why didn't you hear me say
I don't want to talk about it?

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- Is this about a boy?
- Mom.

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I-I do have some
experience on the subject.

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Please, the only two boys
you have experience with

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are Dad and Jesus.

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I'm gonna go talk to Meemaw.

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I know other boys.

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And then he walked right on
by me like I wasn't there.

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Does he even know you like him?

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I don't know. I've ignored
him, been mean to him.

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What else can I do?

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Sounds like you've tried everything.

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Okay.

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I've got an idea.

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Why don't you just tell him?

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But what if he doesn't like me back?

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I would die.

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You will not die.

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Oh, yes, I will. I will be dead,

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and you will be sad at my funeral.

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How about this...

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Why don't you get one
of your girlfriends

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to find out how he feels about you.

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- Why?
- Because then you don't

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have to put yourself on the spot.

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Okay. And if he doesn't like me back,

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I'll just keep being
mean to him until he does.

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I don't know why that works.

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Men are dumb.

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Does that mean we're
dumb for liking 'em?

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It's not a good look for us.

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You busy?

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Yes, but I'm also excellent

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at bifurcating my
cognitive abilities. Hit me.

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Billy is struggling with math, and, mm,

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his mom was hoping that
you could tutor him.

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I could.

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- Great.
- But I won't.

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Why not?

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Because me teaching Billy
is like trying to use

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the gravitational
power of a neutron star

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to change the spin of a boson.

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Don't do that.

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If he doesn't pass math,

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they're gonna hold him back.

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That's the system working.

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Very Darwinian.

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Yeah. Never mind.

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Yeah, I told Brenda teaching
wasn't really your thing.

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Well, it's not that I can't do it.

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Don't worry about it.

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You're good at a lot of things.

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Teaching just ain't one of 'em.

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I know what you're doing.
It's reverse psychology.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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It's childish and obvious.

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- So you'll do it?
- Yes, I'll do it.

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Thanks for the pie.

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Mandy keeps bringing all
these leftovers from the diner.

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Well, she's lucky to have you.

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Mm-hmm.

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And Missy, too.

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Lucky, lucky.

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Oh, it's killing you, isn't it?

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What? No.

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I...

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I am happy

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that she has an adult she can confide in

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about...

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Come on. Just tell me.

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I would.

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But the bond between a girl
and her grandmother is...

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sacred.

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I am her mother and I am your daughter.

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Give me something.

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It's just boy stuff, okay?

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That she'd rather talk to you about.

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That's right.

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There you go.

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Eat those feelings.

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All right, I'm given
to understand you have

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a test coming up on negative
numbers and fractions.

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Yeah.

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So, what part don't you understand?

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Oh, boy.

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Let's take it back a step.

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Where do you stand on
addition, subtraction,

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multiplication and division?

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I'm against it.

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Oh, boy.

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Hope you like tuna salad.

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I brought you a whole tub.

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How old is it?

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I don't know, but the clock's ticking.

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Meemaw?

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Uh-oh.

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We need to talk.

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Hi.

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- Hi.
- What's going on?

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I told Heather that I liked Kevin

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so she could find out
if he liked me back.

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Then she asked him out.

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- What?
- She didn't even think

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he was cute until I said I liked him.

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Well, why'd you tell her?

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She told me to.

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'Cause that's how you find out

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if somebody likes you in school.

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That's o-one way.

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Why? What would you have done?

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Uh, well, you put him on Heather's radar

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when you said you liked him.

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I probably would have dropped a note

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in his locker or asked
one of his guy friends.

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That makes so much more sense.

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Why didn't you tell me that?

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I gave you good advice.

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It's not my fault Heather sucks.

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So what do I do now?

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Well, the first thing...

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I was talking to her.

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Okay, your basic arithmetic skills

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are disappointing but functional.

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Thank you.

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All right, let's talk
about negative numbers.

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I'm all ear.

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"Ears."

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No. "Ear."

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This one's clogged.

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Right. Okay.

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Negative numbers are numbers
that are less than zero.

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- But zero's nothing.
- Yes.

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So how can you have less than nothing?

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Let's see.

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How about this?

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If you have a dollar, that's one.

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If you have no dollars, that's zero.

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But if you owe me a
dollar, that's negative one.

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Does that make sense?

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I think so.

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All right, we're making progress.

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Mom!

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I owe Sheldon a dollar.

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Tomorrow, I'm gonna tell Heather

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what a bitch she is
in front of everyone.

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No, no, no. Don't show your cards.

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- Tomorrow, you're gonna be her best friend.
- Why?

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'Cause then she'll tell you things,

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and you can use those
things against her.

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Oh. You're good.

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I know.

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It's nice to have someone
to talk to about this stuff.

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My mom's pretty religious,
and my meemaw's kind of old.

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Hey.

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I'm sitting right here.

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Evening.

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I thought you were with Missy.

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Oh.

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I thought it was a good
idea if she talked to Mandy.

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They're closer in age.

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She threw you over, didn't she?

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Without hesitation.

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Stings, don't it?

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It do.

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Well, regardless,

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I'm glad Missy has
someone she can talk to.

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- Like a big sister.
- Yeah.

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Who got knocked up by a
17-year-old knucklehead.

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Why does she want to
talk to her instead of us?

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Pisses me off.

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Hey. What's up?

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Nothing. Just making dinner.

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What's going on with you?

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Just trying to stay busy.

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Keep my mind off the fact
that the mother of my child

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doesn't want me around.

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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

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Hey. Maybe you could put
in a good word for me.

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And what would that word be?

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Take your pick. Dependable.

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Hardworking. Trustworthy.

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- Sexy.
- Georgie.

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You're right.

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Sexy's how I got into this pickle.

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And if you add negative
one and positive one,

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you get?

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Zero?

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Correct.

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I think I understand.

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- Good.
- One question...

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How can you have zero
if zero is nothing?

273
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,123
It's not something that you have.

274
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,563
Zero represents a state of nothingness.

275
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,041
What does that mean?

276
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,695
It's nothingness.

277
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,569
The absence of somethingness.

278
00:09:30,476 --> 00:09:31,917
Trust me, zero is a thing.

279
00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,788
But you just said it's a nothing.

280
00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,485
I did.

281
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,313
Which is it?

282
00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,141
A something or a nothing?

283
00:09:42,018 --> 00:09:43,296
We have a problem.

284
00:09:43,299 --> 00:09:44,407
What?

285
00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:45,931
Zero might not exist.

286
00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:49,265
Of course zero exists.

287
00:09:49,268 --> 00:09:51,007
Great. Then explain it to me.

288
00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:53,285
Easy. Zero is nothing.

289
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:56,320
But how can nothing be a thing?

290
00:09:56,323 --> 00:09:57,725
Think of it this way...

291
00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,858
Picture an empty box.

292
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,093
All right.

293
00:10:01,096 --> 00:10:02,443
What's in the box?

294
00:10:02,446 --> 00:10:03,609
Nothing.

295
00:10:03,612 --> 00:10:05,993
It's not nothing. Air,
atoms, molecules...

296
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,257
That empty box is as
full as full can be.

297
00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:10,651
Regardless,

298
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,957
zero is very important.

299
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,612
I'm not saying it isn't important.

300
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,657
I'm just saying the little
round guy ain't real.

301
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,659
You're being silly.

302
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,705
Zero is a number,

303
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,576
like every other number.

304
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,447
Oh, yeah? Can you divide with it?

305
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,016
Well...

306
00:10:26,741 --> 00:10:28,175
No.

307
00:10:28,178 --> 00:10:30,104
In fact, the Greek
philosopher Parmenides said,

308
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,630
"Nothing cannot exist,
because to speak of something

309
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,284
is to speak of something that exists."

310
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,591
Well, I suppose...

311
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,546
you could look at it that way.

312
00:10:39,549 --> 00:10:41,070
Dr. Sturgis,

313
00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,596
zero isn't real.

314
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,037
I feel dizzy.

315
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,240
Need any help making dinner?

316
00:10:52,243 --> 00:10:53,476
You?

317
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:54,622
Yeah.

318
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,218
Since when?

319
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,091
Since I thought I should learn
to cook for Mandy and the baby.

320
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:03,269
Georgie, that is the sweetest
thing I've ever heard.

321
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,792
Well, I'm a sweet boy.

322
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,273
So what are we doing here?

323
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,101
We are peeling potatoes.

324
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,232
Cool.

325
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,538
Why?

326
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,366
'Cause we're making mashed potatoes

327
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,976
and we don't want the skins in 'em.

328
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,412
Uh-huh.

329
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,284
Why?

330
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,898
'Cause mashed potatoes
are supposed to be smooth.

331
00:11:20,901 --> 00:11:22,117
Hmm.

332
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,984
You know a lot about potatoes.

333
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,595
Go ahead. Peel one.

334
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:26,727
You think I'm ready?

335
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,688
Only one way to find out.

336
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,558
I'll see ya later.

337
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,429
- Where you going?
- To dinner.

338
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,517
I'm cooking.

339
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,432
Actually, we're cooking.

340
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,825
Actually, we're bleeding.

341
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,435
Mandy's taking me to dinner.

342
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,698
What about homework?

343
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,699
Don't have any.

344
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,787
Can I go with y'all?

345
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,656
I thought you were helping me cook.

346
00:11:44,659 --> 00:11:46,529
Hang on. Can I?

347
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,053
No. It's girls' night.

348
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,099
Bye.

349
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,014
Might want to wash this one off.

350
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,408
Oh.

351
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,975
Any updates on Kevin?

352
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,760
I did what you said and was
nothing but nice to Heather.

353
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,153
Okay. How'd that go?

354
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,371
So good.

355
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,851
I found out she stuffs her bra.

356
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,723
Huh. See? When the time is right,

357
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,246
you can destroy her with that.

358
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,030
That's gonna be a good day.

359
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,815
And that trick isn't
just for middle school.

360
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,034
That's something you can use
for the rest of your life.

361
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,602
You are so wise.

362
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,386
Well, I have lived a little.

363
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,518
And so pretty.

364
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,780
You should be on TV.

365
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,695
Actually, when I lived in San Antonio,

366
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,305
I was a weather girl.

367
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,434
Oh, my God, you were a TV star?

368
00:12:25,437 --> 00:12:27,222
Monday through Friday, 5:00 a.m.,

369
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,441
right before the farm report.

370
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,095
Okay, you're, like, my new hero.

371
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,145
Oh, stop. You could
totally be a weather girl.

372
00:12:32,148 --> 00:12:35,143
No. They're all perfect
and blonde. Like you.

373
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,884
Anybody can be blonde.

374
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,843
You think Madonna's really blonde?

375
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,409
What?

376
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,715
She's a brunette.

377
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,804
What about her Blond Ambition Tour?

378
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,981
Ha. More like Bottle
Blond Ambition Tour.

379
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,896
Funny and beautiful.

380
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,118
No wonder my brother put a baby in you.

381
00:12:56,869 --> 00:12:58,043
What's wrong?

382
00:12:58,046 --> 00:12:59,428
Zero.

383
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,213
Zero is wrong?

384
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,812
Zero doesn't exist.

385
00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:05,130
I don't understand.

386
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,500
Neither do we.

387
00:13:06,503 --> 00:13:08,916
Dr. Linkletter, there's
no such thing as zero.

388
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,266
That's preposterous. Of course there is.

389
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,399
Prove it, tough guy.

390
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,059
Uh-oh.

391
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,368
May I have that?

392
00:13:29,695 --> 00:13:30,853
Over here.

393
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,035
Uh-oh.

394
00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:46,606
Let me see.

395
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,390
- It's bad.
- Just stay calm.

396
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:49,435
I'm sure it's fine.

397
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,784
It's the end of my life.

398
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,353
Just show me.

399
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,879
Oh, my.

400
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,055
That is... something.

401
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,046
I can probably be homeschooled, right?

402
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,726
It's okay. We can fix this.

403
00:14:05,729 --> 00:14:07,018
Before my parents get home?

404
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,148
They're gonna kill me.

405
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,411
Oh, man.

406
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,065
Look at your head.

407
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,024
- Shut up!
- Georgie, don't make this worse.

408
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,677
There's worse?

409
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,348
Anyone home?

410
00:14:16,351 --> 00:14:18,203
Okay, stay here. We'll stall him.

411
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,031
Do you see her head?

412
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,606
Oh.

413
00:14:21,609 --> 00:14:23,991
Hey. What's up?

414
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,385
Nothing. Nada. Absolutely nothing.

415
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,648
Where are the kids?

416
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,999
Well, I believe Sheldon's at Billy's.

417
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,914
Oh, good. He's helping him.

418
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,960
- Mm.
- And Missy?

419
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,309
Missy...

420
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,093
That's a good question.

421
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,573
I haven't seen her.

422
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:44,579
I have not seen her, personally, myself.

423
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,886
Okay.

424
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,499
We're a good team, me and you.

425
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:56,067
Oh, not now, Georgie.

426
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,460
I'm afraid I have some bad news.

427
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:01,318
If you mean I'm gonna
be left back, it's okay.

428
00:15:01,321 --> 00:15:02,364
You tried.

429
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,162
No. Well, maybe.

430
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,990
I have bad news about zero.

431
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,382
It doesn't exist.

432
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,920
So I was right?

433
00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:10,653
No one is more shocked than I am.

434
00:15:10,656 --> 00:15:12,910
I can't help you with your test.

435
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,477
Without zero, I don't even
know what math is anymore.

436
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:16,696
Hmm.

437
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,567
Yeah. Hmm.

438
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,962
What if we just pretend it exists?

439
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,834
Are you saying to accept
zero as an act of faith?

440
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:25,935
Was I?

441
00:15:25,938 --> 00:15:27,286
I think so.

442
00:15:27,289 --> 00:15:28,534
Okay.

443
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,449
My mom accepts God as an act of faith,

444
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,842
and zero is way more useful than God.

445
00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:35,385
- Do not say that around Pastor Jeff.
- Think about it.

446
00:15:35,388 --> 00:15:36,954
Without zero, we wouldn't have calculus.

447
00:15:36,956 --> 00:15:39,348
Without God, we wouldn't
have Spanish Inquisition.

448
00:15:39,351 --> 00:15:41,547
I know the Spanish word for "fajita."

449
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,288
And don't forget... before the Big Bang,

450
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,767
there was actually nothing.

451
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,030
It's "fajita."

452
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,119
So you could say the entire universe

453
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,676
was born out of zero.

454
00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:52,384
Meaning that zero created
the universe, not God.

455
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,386
Maybe we should pray to it.

456
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,085
I think we should.

457
00:15:57,731 --> 00:15:59,731
Zero, it's me, Sheldon.

458
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:01,395
I know I doubted you, but in my defense,

459
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:02,785
you're literally nothing.

460
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,450
I would like to thank you for
all the gifts you've given us...

461
00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:07,660
The null set, Fibonacci sequence,

462
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,009
binary language.

463
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,011
I could go on ad infinitum,

464
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,273
but not without you.

465
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,667
Ask Zero to help me pass my test.

466
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,887
Zero's not magic. You
still have to study.

467
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,845
Oh. Then I'm going back to Jesus.

468
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,871
Jesus, please help me.

469
00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:23,660
I'm already the biggest
kid in sixth grade.

470
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:25,895
Amen.

471
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,246
Amen.

472
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,351
Hello? Who's in there?

473
00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:35,788
Me.

474
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:37,421
I need to use the bathroom.

475
00:16:37,424 --> 00:16:39,034
Give me a minute.

476
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,233
Can someone give me a
hand with these groceries?

477
00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:46,583
Sure. Dad, come on.

478
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:48,192
I got to go to the bathroom.

479
00:16:48,195 --> 00:16:49,615
Hey, Mandy.

480
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:50,895
Mrs. Cooper.

481
00:16:50,898 --> 00:16:53,140
What brings you here?

482
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,403
Just saying hi to Georgie.

483
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,494
Why, hello to you, too.

484
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,541
Let's get a move on.

485
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,109
Oh, boy.

486
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,893
Damn it, Missy. I'm two seconds away

487
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,026
from peeing in your
mother's prayer garden.

488
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,680
Look what I found.

489
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,073
What the hell?

490
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,336
Melissa Cooper, what did you do?

491
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:18,557
Yeah. What did you do?

492
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:19,949
Yeah.

493
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,212
Good news. I think Billy

494
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,127
might pass his math test tomorrow.

495
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,911
There's a math test tomorrow?

496
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,478
Your hair is upsetting me.

497
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,569
Screw it. I'm going outside.

498
00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:39,273
You can cheat off me if you want.

499
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,448
I studied.

500
00:17:40,451 --> 00:17:42,017
Thanks.

501
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,809
I'm not saying it was God or zero,

502
00:17:45,812 --> 00:17:48,325
but a small miracle did happen that day.

503
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,832
Billy passed the test with a 68

504
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:53,505
and went on to the seventh grade.

505
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:56,203
Where he remained for
the next several years.

506
00:17:56,206 --> 00:18:03,351
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