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What is this?

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It's a list.

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Hmm. Why do we each have one?

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Because this
is important,

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and I thought it all out,
and I, like, organized it.

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Okay, so,
you want us to,

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like, read from this list,
or...?

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Yeah.
Okay.

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And just please, like,
don't say anything

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until I go through each thing,
okay?

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We'll see.

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Mom.
Okay.

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Go. I'm shtum.
Okay.

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You have the floor.

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Okay.
Okay.

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This is what I want.

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Number one:
I want

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a keg of beer.
Ugh!

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I know. I know we're
underage, but I want a keg.

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It's a keg of beer.
Paisley had one.

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Design had a one,
Adam had two kegs.

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Mom, just text

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Pais's mom
and ask her what she did.

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We're adults now, Mom.

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We're adults now.

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Number two:

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I want a DJ.

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And I don't want one
of your stupid friends

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to, like,
plug his iPod

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into the stereo.

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I want a DJ with turntables
and, like, the stuff.

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A real DJ.

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Number three:

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I want tacos and an
ice cream station

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with sauces and Heath bar pieces
and all of that.

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Number four: I want...

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Okay, tacos is a go.

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There is one more.
Okay. Ice cream, check.

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DJ, check.

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Mom, there was one more.

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Max, you're not gonna have
a keg of beer in my house.

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But if I don't have a keg,

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or you don't, then
kids are gonna go out

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and buy beer illegally
and, like, bring it in.

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Okay.

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That's fine with me.

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Okay, if I have a keg,
and I'm serving a keg

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to, like, 18-year-olds,

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17, 18-year-olds,
then I go to jail.

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But if a bunch
of people bring, from

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I don't know where,

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that's each of their parents'
separate problems, okay?

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What about the last thing?

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I'm not

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discussing that.
No!

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You're ignoring.
Read it out! No.

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No, Max,
I'm not addressing that.

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No. You don't have to be here,
Mom.

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I'm going
to your graduation party, okay?

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I'm really looking forward
to it.

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I'm excited.

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And maybe even

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I may meet a boy there.

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Ugh!
Max,

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the last time you had a party
and I wasn't here,

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somebody blew smoke
in Frankie's face,

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and there was a hookah burn
on the couch.

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You want
to know why I know

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there was a hookah?

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Because someone showed me
the Facebook photos

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before you deleted them.

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Yes, that's right.

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I'm coming to your party.

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And I'm gonna go ahead and say

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that it hurts my feelings
that you don't want me there.

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This isn't about you.

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I'm not saying
that it is.

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Yeah, you just did.

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Mom, just please

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just listen to me.

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Like, just take a breath
and listen.

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I'm listening.
I'm listening.

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Okay.

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This party is about me
and my friends,

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and, like,
I'm-I'm asking for this.

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And I know it seems like I'm
demanding, because I'm, like...

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I'm afraid you'll say no
so I'm trying to...

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Like, I-I get it.
It's your house.

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You don't have to do
it, but just please

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let me have this.

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No keg. Fine.

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Like, I'm not trying
to hurt your feelings.

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Just... thank you
for the food and the DJ.

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Please don't be here.

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And there's one more thing.

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It's not about the party.

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I don't know, Max.

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I'm kind of tapped out
right now. What is it?

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Well, I talked to my dad.

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You know,
he's coming to my graduation.

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Oh.

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Did he tell you?

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What... what did...

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Tell me what you need.

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Okay, well, uh,
my dad and I planned

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that I was just
gonna get dressed here,

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and then,
he was gonna pick me up,

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and take me
to graduation rehearsal,

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and then we were gonna
go get something to eat

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before the ceremony,
and then he was gonna

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drop me off here with you guys
for the family thing after.

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You guys planned this?

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I mean, yeah,
well, I mean,

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I know you were gonna do it,

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but, like,
now you don't have to.

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Is there
any other things

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you would like me to not do?

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Would you like me
to vanish into thin air,

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but still pay for everything?

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Mom.

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Okay, baby. I'm sorry.

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Just come here.

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Come here.

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I love you.

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It's whatever you want.

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It's your big day.

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No keg, no drugs.

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I'll be across the street
at Gran's.

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Your dad can take you.

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I love you.

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It's whatever you want.

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No keg.

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No me.

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Thanks.

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I love you.

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Okay.

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Ooh.

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Oh!

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Mom, do you remember
my high school graduation?

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No.

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Friends.
Hi.

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Max. Hi.

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Mom, those are grown men.

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Those are fully-grown men.

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Well... she's
grown-up now.

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She'll probably
be pregnant soon.

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Mom, get low. She's looking!

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So how are you going to do this?

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Tomorrow's the big day, and your
place is going to be a wreck.

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Max?

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Come on.

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Wakey, wakey!

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Come on.

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah!

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What time is it?

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It's 11:00.

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People start
arriving at 2:00.

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Oh!

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Drink this

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and eat this onion.

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You got to start
waking up.

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I have to eat this onion?

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Honey, your mom knows.

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It's time for you
to learn these secrets.

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Drink this down first.

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Quick.

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Good.

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Now bite down
into this.

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Serious.

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Oh, my God!

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How does this help?

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It doesn't. Ha!

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Oh, my God! Mom!

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But you should rub it
on your feet.

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Really?

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SAM
Frankie, get that.

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Frankie,
get that!

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Right there.

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Frankie, why are you
ignoring me?

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Because you're yelling.

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Oh. The doorbell
is ringing.

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I'll get it.

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Mmm...
I know.

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Mm-mmm.
I know. Don't do it.

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Not cute. Murder.
Mm-hmm.

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Murder most foul.
Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.
It's illegal.

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Yeah, I like the ones
I got. Aren't they cute?

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And they match your dress.
That's very coordinated.

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Yeah, and they smell really good.
Oh, they do smell really good.

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It's your graduation!
I love it.

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My dad's coming at 4:00,
he's picking me up

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and taking me to rehearsal.
Oh, that's great.

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Max, honey,

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you got to go get dressed.
And he didn't tell me

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where we're going
for lunch, 'cause he's

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being all secretive about it!

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Oh, fun.

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Hmm.

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Hello?

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Bro. Bro.

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Hi, sis.

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Thank you for coming.
Yes.

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Oh, what? Oh,

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you're still hugging.
Oh, sorry.

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Okay.
Sorry.

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Bro.

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That was nice.

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Yeah, I guess I missed you.

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Wait. Oh, my God.

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What, are you crying?

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Shut up.
Stop it. Gross.

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Hi, Dormin.
Hey.

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Okay. Biggest Jew
in the world at 19.

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Hi.
Come to your auntie.

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How are you?

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I'm good, I'm good.

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Um, it's my first year
at Stanford.

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So it's...
a bit of an adjustment.

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Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

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Impressive.

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Dormin! Oh, thanks for coming.

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Yeah. So good to see you.

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Good to see you too.

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Yeah.

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Hi, Marion, how are you?
Hey, sweetie.

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Hi.
Good to see you.

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Good to see you.
Here's your present.

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Oh, thank you.
It's a... a treasury bond.

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Doesn't mature till 2031.

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I figure by then
you might be in some trouble.

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Why? Is that the year
I'm gonna die?

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No.

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That year she's set.
She'll have your money.

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Please tell me
you didn't invite Rich.

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No, I didn't.
Shit, Rich!

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How are you, Marion? Buddy.
What are you, grabbing my ass?

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A little bit.
All right.

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Mom.

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Hello, Marion.

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Mom. Hi.

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Hello.

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Mom.

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I'm here.
Yes, I see that.

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Hey!

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Hi!

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Is that Tressa? Hi.
Hello, gorgeous.

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My dad's coming at 4:00.
He's taking me to graduation.

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Mmm, won't that be nice?

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Hi!
Hey, hey.

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Hi
Hi, I'm Marion,

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Sam's brother.
Hi. Jeff.

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I'm Sunny's ex-husband.

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Hey.

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Sunny!
Hello!

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Jesus, you look great.
Oh, thank you.

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How did you get through a whole
husband since I saw you?

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'Cause you're never here,
asshole. What, am I supposed

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to go to Dallas to visit
my best friend's brother?

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No.
Come visit.

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Oh.
Cheers.

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Max, honey,

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do you want to go get ready?

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Oh, what time is it?
It's, like, almost 3:00.

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Oh! Oh, we have to go.
Come on.

268
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,724
Go get makeups!

269
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,059
Oh, yeah.
Yes, thank you.

270
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,261
Here you go, honey.
To you!

271
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,530
Hey!
Hey! Now we drink.

272
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,598
Poi... Po-po-po...

273
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,934
You like that?
It looks great. Thank you.

274
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,902
That... I haven't
finished.

275
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,037
Lean in, please.

276
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,739
Thank you,
dear.

277
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,474
Can't believe it.

278
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,743
I can.

279
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,380
Really? It didn't
all go by so fast?

280
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,781
No.

281
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,851
It all went by really slow.

282
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,019
And it's not over.

283
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,288
I mean, what, do you think...
she's gonna move out tomorrow?

284
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,723
Plus she's not even 18 yet.

285
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,759
Also, she's a dum-dum.

286
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,934
* Magic moment... *

287
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,337
Max, baby,

288
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,805
you look
so beautiful.

289
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,140
Thank you.
Thank you.

290
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,145
Oh.

291
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,847
Hello?
Is that my dad?

292
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,382
Yeah.

293
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,716
Sam.

294
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:37,985
Hi. What's up?

295
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,987
Does he want to talk to me?

296
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,422
Yeah, I'm at the airport.

297
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,258
Um...

298
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,895
You... You're what?

299
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,296
Did you just land?

300
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,298
Because you're due here

301
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,966
in about ten minutes,

302
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,467
according to the plan

303
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,169
that you made

304
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,005
with your daughter.

305
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:01,508
No, no.
I'm about to board a plane.

306
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,110
Not arriving.

307
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,511
What?

308
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,179
I'm at the airport because

309
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,514
I'm about to get on a plane.

310
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,116
I don't understand.

311
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,151
Did you not fly here yet?

312
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,055
I had a complication
in my schedule.

313
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,926
It's very complicated.

314
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,260
Um, and it's personal,

315
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,229
so I can't share the details.

316
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,665
Xander, what-what
are you saying?

317
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,635
I'm not coming.

318
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,972
I...

319
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,312
I can't come.

320
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,849
I'm... I'm not coming.

321
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,184
I feel terrible.

322
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,221
I know you're
judging me right now.

323
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,722
People make their choices, Sam.

324
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,058
Yeah.

325
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,392
Yeah, they do.

326
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,927
And it's not right
to judge people

327
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,662
for doing what they must
for themselves.

328
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,865
Okay.

329
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,378
Marion, did you
bring a camera?

330
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,584
Hold on. Mom,
what'd my dad say?

331
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,756
Um...

332
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,791
Mom?

333
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,498
He's not coming, baby.

334
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,935
What happened?

335
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,238
Uh... I...
I don't know.

336
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,839
Uh...

337
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,444
He's not coming.

338
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,479
He's getting on a plane.

339
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,451
What happened?
Why is she crying?

340
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,620
Xander's not coming, Phil.

341
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,656
Oh, well, he was never coming.

342
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,161
Sounds familiar.

343
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,995
Your father didn't show up
for your graduation?

344
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,565
She didn't come.

345
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,633
Oh...
Oh, my God.

346
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,802
Guys, guys.
Enough. Enough.

347
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,304
Max.

348
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,939
Max. Maxie.

349
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,941
Maxie.

350
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:52,011
Look at me. Look
at me. Look at me.

351
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:55,148
That was a lot
for nothing, wasn't it?

352
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,350
Max, breathe.

353
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,386
Breathe.

354
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,992
I can't believe

355
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,995
he's not coming.

356
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,865
It's okay,
because I'm gonna take you.

357
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,801
You certainly are not.

358
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,403
What?

359
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,037
I'm taking you to tea.

360
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,907
Mom, what are you talking about?

361
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,176
It's my surprise.

362
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,844
I'm taking you

363
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,979
for afternoon tea,
just you and I,

364
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,848
and then
we meet up later

365
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,150
at her event.

366
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,185
Phil, you didn't tell me.

367
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,355
It was a surprise.

368
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,057
Mom, I'm not
going anywhere with you.

369
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,726
I have to take Max
to rehearsal.

370
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,128
I can take her.

371
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,029
I can take her to rehearsal

372
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,697
or whatever the plan was.

373
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,835
I can take her.

374
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,673
It would be an honor.

375
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,508
Me too.

376
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,745
Well, I think that I should
probably take you.

377
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,254
See, baby?

378
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,122
You got your choice.

379
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,128
Mom?

380
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:21,067
You're the best mom
in the world.

381
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,438
* I'm glad I spent it
with you... *

382
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,840
I want to go with Rich.

383
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,277
Oh.

384
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,412
Okay. Let's get going.

385
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,454
Whoo, yeah.

386
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,927
Okay.

387
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,630
I'm, uh...

388
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,199
calling an audible.

389
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,569
Rich is gonna take Max.

390
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,539
And, uh, I am going to...

391
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,841
tea with my mom,

392
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,876
apparently.

393
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,978
And, um...

394
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,915
Duke and Frankie...

395
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,817
Dibs on them.

396
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,986
...are going with Jeff.

397
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,624
So everybody else, good luck,

398
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,426
Godspeed,

399
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,195
and I'll see you
at the ceremony.

400
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,101
I like tea.

401
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,839
Ha. No.

402
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,841
So, honey, it's fine
that you didn't pick me.

403
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,909
I wanted to give
you this privately,

404
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,611
because it's not
for your mother, it's for you.

405
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,547
Thank you.
I love you.

406
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,181
Congratulations.
Love you, too.

407
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,354
Uh-uh-uh-uh, you're
not riding back there.

408
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,856
Why? I see dogs ride
in the back of trucks

409
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,758
all the time.
Yeah, well, no one cares

410
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,426
if a dog gets thrown
across the highway.

411
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,762
Babe, you don't have seat belts.
Get in the cab.

412
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,129
Sunny, come with us.

413
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,065
No. Not her.

414
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:02,001
We're going alone.
This is special. Phil,

415
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,503
don't push it.

416
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,937
Come on.

417
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,141
What's going on there?
Nothing.

418
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,543
Whoa.
Maybe.

419
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,578
Oh.

420
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,291
Hi.

421
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,097
How ya feelin'?

422
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,300
Mm, it's like normal.

423
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:46,906
You're probably thinking
about your future right now.

424
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,642
Yeah, I guess so.

425
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:52,311
Can I say one thing to you?

426
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,481
Hmm?

427
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,783
Plastics, Benjamin.

428
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,818
Thanks.

429
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:04,657
Mom.

430
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:08,294
I didn't want to
say this, 'cause...

431
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,963
I'm not, like, a
little kid anymore.

432
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:15,435
And, like, this is stupid.

433
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:18,705
But you didn't get me
a graduation present.

434
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,276
Just, like, a thing.

435
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:27,547
Or a something.

436
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,682
This is...

437
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:32,752
stupid, but, um...

438
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,154
it's a little weird.

439
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,490
I'm sort of surprised,

440
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,459
like, and I don't want
to be a jerk about it,

441
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:40,593
I really don't want...

442
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,580
Do you like it?

443
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:04,551
Mom, it's so beautiful.

444
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,755
Good, because that's not
your present, though.

445
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,258
Come on.

446
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,243
Can you see?

447
00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:32,545
No.

448
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,013
Okay.

449
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,524
Sit.

450
00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:45,958
Okay.

451
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,500
Stay here.
Don't move.

452
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,977
Take off your blindfold.

453
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,977
* I'll die
way before Methuselah *

454
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:42,749
* So I'll fight sleep
with ammonia *

455
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:47,520
* And every morning,
with eyes all red *

456
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:52,792
* I'll miss them
for all the tears they shed *

457
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,995
* But I'm actually good *

458
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:58,598
* Can't help it
if we're tilted *

459
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,800
* I am actually good *

460
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,202
* Can't help if we *

461
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:06,172
* I am actually good *

462
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,274
* Can't help it
if we're tilted *

463
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,476
* I am actually good *

464
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:14,480
* Can't help it
if we're tilted *

465
00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:25,692
* I miss prosthesis
and mended souls *

466
00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:30,597
* Trample over beauty
while singing their thoughts *

467
00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:35,367
* I match them
with my euphoria *

468
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:40,539
* When they said,
"Je suis plus folle que toi" *

469
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,877
* Hey *
* I'm doing my face *

470
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,279
* Mm, mm, mm *
* With a magic marker *

471
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,381
* Hey *
* I'm in my right place *

472
00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:52,018
* Mm, mm, mm *
* Don't be a downer *

473
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,386
* Oh, oh *
* I'm doing my face *

474
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,623
* With a magic marker *

475
00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,458
* I'm in my right place *

476
00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:01,861
* Mm, mm, mm *
* Oh, oh, oh, I am *

477
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,396
* Actually good, good, good,
good * * I can't help it *

478
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:05,832
* If we're tilted *

479
00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:08,801
* I am actually good,
good, good *

480
00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:10,269
* Good *
* I can't help it if we *

481
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,571
* I am actually *

482
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:15,007
* Oh, oh, oh...
* * I can't help it if we're tilted *

483
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:17,443
* I'm actually good *

484
00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:18,911
* Good, good, good *
* I can't help it *

485
00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:20,279
* If we're tilted *

486
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,248
* I am actually good *

487
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:25,885
* Can't help it
if we're tilted *

488
00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,609
Oh, my God!

489
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:55,147
Fuck yeah, Mom!

490
00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:58,050
Oh, my God.

491
00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:59,752
Whoo!

492
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,088
Yay!

493
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,155
Yeah!

494
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:06,025
That was so amazing.

495
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:09,295
I feel like I'm
in a fever dream right now.

496
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,097
We do.
We do, yeah.

497
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,131
Cool.

498
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,165
Yeah.
Cut.

499
00:27:18,154 --> 00:27:23,556
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