1 00:00:08,421 --> 00:00:10,865 Mm. There are 5,000 channels on this damn box 2 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:13,265 and I can't ever find what the hell I want. 3 00:00:13,992 --> 00:00:16,203 E-S-P-N. 4 00:00:17,823 --> 00:00:19,407 Just a regular goddamn remote. 5 00:00:19,432 --> 00:00:20,738 I told you what you need to do. 6 00:00:20,763 --> 00:00:22,193 You need to cut all of that off. 7 00:00:22,218 --> 00:00:25,090 You know, the cable, the electric, the gas. 8 00:00:25,134 --> 00:00:26,662 - All of it, just... - cut it off. 9 00:00:26,686 --> 00:00:28,853 - Nigga, you know I'm not doing that. - Why not? 10 00:00:28,878 --> 00:00:30,550 'Cause I ain't no hipster living with his sister's 11 00:00:30,574 --> 00:00:32,782 girlfriend's cousin picking boysenberries or some shit. 12 00:00:32,807 --> 00:00:34,242 Nigga, I'm rich. 13 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,961 Plus, you can't stream everything. 14 00:00:35,986 --> 00:00:37,343 What can't you stream? 15 00:00:37,507 --> 00:00:39,654 You know, man, shit like the news. 16 00:00:39,679 --> 00:00:41,106 - Huh? - The news, my nigga? 17 00:00:41,150 --> 00:00:42,585 - This nigga said "the news." - Are you 80 years old? 18 00:00:42,586 --> 00:00:45,649 Yes, nigga. Yeah, the news. Yeah, I watch that. 19 00:00:45,674 --> 00:00:47,022 I want to stay informed and shit. 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,373 That's why I watch CNN. 21 00:00:48,374 --> 00:00:49,887 Isn't CNN that place where you take your kids 22 00:00:49,912 --> 00:00:51,060 to play in the fountains? 23 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:53,118 Look, you want to know if somebody died, TMZ. 24 00:00:53,143 --> 00:00:54,836 You want to know if someone's canceled, Twitter. 25 00:00:54,861 --> 00:00:56,745 You want to know what's going on in the Black community? 26 00:00:56,770 --> 00:00:58,045 Shade Room comments section. 27 00:00:58,070 --> 00:00:59,593 - Exactly. - Or Lipstick Alley. 28 00:00:59,618 --> 00:01:00,545 Right. Right. 29 00:01:00,570 --> 00:01:02,350 Yo, y'all heard about that Crank Dat Killer? 30 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:03,475 Crank Dat what? 31 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,260 Wait, man, Wait. I heard about this theory. 32 00:01:05,261 --> 00:01:07,059 Most of the Black murders that have occurred 33 00:01:07,084 --> 00:01:09,277 in the past year and a half have all been linked 34 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:11,091 to a common denominator. 35 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,675 All the victims made "Crank Dat" dance videos 36 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:14,683 back in the day. 37 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,509 - What? - Yeah. 38 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,761 I-I didn't believe it either, but... 39 00:01:18,786 --> 00:01:21,364 this dude on Lipstick Alley, man, he did his homework, man. 40 00:01:21,389 --> 00:01:22,913 He cited his work and everything. 41 00:01:22,938 --> 00:01:24,404 Yeah, I mean, I believe him. 42 00:01:24,429 --> 00:01:27,548 Soulja Boy just better watch his back, that's all I know. 43 00:01:27,573 --> 00:01:30,319 Yeah, it's a good thing none of us made "Crank Dat" videos, 44 00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:31,756 'cause this guy seems pissed. 45 00:01:31,781 --> 00:01:33,874 And whoever did, man, they better watch their back. 46 00:01:33,899 --> 00:01:36,045 You know, I bet you he got tabs on 'em and everything. 47 00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:37,920 Yeah. The FBI wants to talk to anybody 48 00:01:37,945 --> 00:01:39,314 who's been to the Pool Palace, you know, 49 00:01:39,338 --> 00:01:41,148 in the past ten years. 50 00:01:41,398 --> 00:01:42,709 No, I heard the killer got, 51 00:01:42,733 --> 00:01:44,169 like, white glasses like Fabo. 52 00:01:44,194 --> 00:01:45,796 He come in, he like... 53 00:01:46,998 --> 00:01:48,845 - He got a knife. - Yeah, and with the... 54 00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:56,533 You all right, man? 55 00:02:12,085 --> 00:02:13,894 Look, man, it was 2007, all right? 56 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,045 I-I trapped in the parking lot of GreenBriar the entire summer. 57 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,551 It was hot, it was boring. 58 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:20,982 I must've ate about a hundred Pretzelmaker pretzels, man. 59 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,687 Of course I fucked around and made one of these videos, man. 60 00:02:24,086 --> 00:02:26,217 Look, if you sold drugs in Atlanta, 61 00:02:26,242 --> 00:02:27,874 you made a "Crank Dat" video, okay? 62 00:02:27,899 --> 00:02:30,694 So me and my homie J-Berg, we recorded this. 63 00:02:30,719 --> 00:02:35,115 And this has been on the Internet the entire time? 64 00:02:35,140 --> 00:02:36,967 Man, J-Berg posted that shit. 65 00:02:36,992 --> 00:02:38,483 I would call his ass and tell him to take it down, 66 00:02:38,484 --> 00:02:40,502 but then the nigga would have my phone number. 67 00:02:40,543 --> 00:02:42,282 Plus the nigga's probably dead. 68 00:02:42,307 --> 00:02:46,156 Gotta be real with you, uh, even I don't like this. 69 00:02:47,064 --> 00:02:49,958 But, you know, look, it got 25 views, 70 00:02:49,983 --> 00:02:51,115 so you could be in the good. 71 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:52,740 The killer may not have even seen it. 72 00:02:52,765 --> 00:02:55,588 Nigga, I ain't worried about no goddamn "Crank Dat" killer, man. 73 00:02:55,632 --> 00:02:57,000 Hey, look, see if you can get this scrubbed 74 00:02:57,024 --> 00:02:58,252 off the Internet, Earn, all right? 75 00:02:58,276 --> 00:03:00,003 The last thing I need is niggas hyped over this story 76 00:03:00,027 --> 00:03:01,453 finding my ass, all right? 77 00:03:01,478 --> 00:03:02,725 All right. 78 00:03:05,509 --> 00:03:08,527 You know, when you look deeper into it, spiritually it's a little deeper. 79 00:03:08,552 --> 00:03:10,531 You see, our roots... 80 00:03:10,556 --> 00:03:12,497 kind of deal with dancing. 81 00:03:12,522 --> 00:03:14,507 No, you don't gotta do that. This is bad. 82 00:03:14,602 --> 00:03:15,842 It's real bad. 83 00:03:18,791 --> 00:03:25,503 credits 84 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:34,823 'Aight, 15 minutes to record a track. 85 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,551 That gotta be a record. 86 00:03:37,823 --> 00:03:40,885 Man, why is it so hard to get sneakers nowadays? 87 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:43,978 Me and Darius are trying to get these Nike Miracles, man. 88 00:03:44,003 --> 00:03:45,636 The shit sold out in, like, 30 seconds. 89 00:03:45,661 --> 00:03:48,428 Yeah, man, resellers got the game fucked up, man. 90 00:03:48,453 --> 00:03:50,671 Might as well be shoe gentrification. 91 00:03:51,063 --> 00:03:54,165 Hey, why don't you just call Nike and have 'em send you a pair for me? 92 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,069 I already did. They told me to go to hell. 93 00:03:56,094 --> 00:03:58,060 It is what it is, man. Sorry. 94 00:03:58,085 --> 00:04:00,914 Hey, man, bounce that track back from the top. 95 00:04:01,001 --> 00:04:02,351 - Hey, Paper Boi. - Yo. 96 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,676 There's a guy in the next room over 97 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:05,004 that wanted to pop in and say what's up. 98 00:04:05,029 --> 00:04:06,328 Some guy named Doug? 99 00:04:07,312 --> 00:04:08,979 Yeah. 100 00:04:09,429 --> 00:04:11,780 Yeah, tell him it's cool, man. 101 00:04:11,805 --> 00:04:13,562 You can tell him it's cool. 102 00:04:15,906 --> 00:04:17,642 Who? Doug? What? 103 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,584 Nigga, man. No, some... 104 00:04:19,585 --> 00:04:21,648 - He's a rapper: Some Guy Named Doug. - Oh. 105 00:04:21,673 --> 00:04:23,435 He always trying to get me on a track with his ass and shit. 106 00:04:23,459 --> 00:04:24,764 Man, I mean, he a cool dude, 107 00:04:24,808 --> 00:04:27,064 but his music sound like ass, nigga. 108 00:04:27,089 --> 00:04:28,991 - Yeah, his music does suck. - Yeah. 109 00:04:29,016 --> 00:04:30,292 Great guy, though. 110 00:04:34,006 --> 00:04:35,618 Aw, there he go. 111 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,603 - Paper Boi! - What's going on, Some Guy Named Doug? 112 00:04:38,604 --> 00:04:40,389 I knew I heard you in here. What's good, man? 113 00:04:40,476 --> 00:04:41,888 Oh, man, you know, laying it down, babe. 114 00:04:41,912 --> 00:04:43,478 Shit, you in here cooking up? 115 00:04:43,479 --> 00:04:45,103 You know, you know, on the regular, man. 116 00:04:45,128 --> 00:04:46,917 Yo, we should get on a song together. 117 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,832 Oh, man, man, I would love to do that, man, 118 00:04:48,919 --> 00:04:50,049 but I'm on my way out, man, 119 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:51,975 and the system just crashed, my nigga. 120 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,872 - Wow. Really? - Yeah, man. 121 00:04:53,897 --> 00:04:55,684 Well, what you been working on? Play me something. 122 00:04:55,708 --> 00:04:57,382 Oh, man, I can't 'cause the speaker's busted, too, man. 123 00:04:57,406 --> 00:04:58,704 Oh, you can just email it to me. 124 00:04:58,729 --> 00:05:00,365 And the motherfuckin' Wi-Fi down, too. 125 00:05:00,409 --> 00:05:01,844 - All this shit connected, nigga. - What?! 126 00:05:01,845 --> 00:05:03,404 I've been trying to tell these niggas to get a router. 127 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,007 Damn, every time, man. 128 00:05:05,032 --> 00:05:07,392 Look, one of these days we gonna get on a song together. 129 00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:08,512 - Hey, man, I'm down. - 'Aight? 130 00:05:08,536 --> 00:05:09,722 - Yeah. - One day. 131 00:05:09,766 --> 00:05:10,830 - One day, nigga. - 'Aight, man, I'm-a call you. 132 00:05:10,854 --> 00:05:12,535 - Hey, you could text. - Okay, I'm-a text you. 133 00:05:12,559 --> 00:05:14,074 - Yeah, yeah. - I got some new beats, too. 134 00:05:14,098 --> 00:05:15,637 - Fire! - All right. Yeah. 135 00:05:15,662 --> 00:05:16,749 - I'm-a send it to you. - All right, you do that. 136 00:05:16,773 --> 00:05:17,967 You do that, you do that you do that. 137 00:05:17,991 --> 00:05:19,542 That's cool. 138 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,886 I gotta get a new phone, nigga, like, immediately, 'cause... 139 00:05:22,911 --> 00:05:26,062 - Doug's a nice guy. - He's-he's incredibly kind, man. 140 00:05:26,087 --> 00:05:28,287 - Hey, you back this up? - No, we done. 141 00:05:28,312 --> 00:05:30,927 Oh, shit, it's smoking like a motherfucker, man. 142 00:05:33,947 --> 00:05:35,971 Oh, man. 143 00:05:36,532 --> 00:05:38,153 We ain't gotta pay for that, right? Like...? 144 00:05:38,178 --> 00:05:40,064 No, we ain't gotta pay for that. 145 00:05:40,753 --> 00:05:42,407 All right, I'll catch you later. 146 00:05:42,432 --> 00:05:44,392 - Hey, man, hit me when you get home. - All right. 147 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:15,425 Shit, man. 148 00:06:15,972 --> 00:06:18,269 What the fuck was I thinking? 149 00:06:43,692 --> 00:06:45,129 Babe. 150 00:06:46,616 --> 00:06:48,705 Babe! We're here. 151 00:06:51,981 --> 00:06:53,243 My bad. 152 00:06:56,698 --> 00:07:00,143 You should, uh... you should go home, get more sleep before work. 153 00:07:00,616 --> 00:07:04,870 No. Not with your little brother and sister running around. 154 00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:07,693 Babe, we gotta move out of your mom's place. 155 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,315 Yeah, I know. 156 00:07:10,317 --> 00:07:11,810 I know. 157 00:07:12,896 --> 00:07:15,631 You know, I support your rap career and everything, 158 00:07:16,349 --> 00:07:19,504 but maybe it's time you thought about 159 00:07:19,548 --> 00:07:22,136 getting a real job, like a career. 160 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:26,127 Just in case the rap thing, you know... 161 00:07:35,303 --> 00:07:38,349 Look, baby, remember how I told you 162 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,354 about how Big Sean got discovered? 163 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,104 Yeah. 164 00:07:42,558 --> 00:07:44,411 You said he rapped for Kanye 165 00:07:44,436 --> 00:07:46,276 outside of a radio station or something. 166 00:07:46,301 --> 00:07:47,643 Exactly. 167 00:07:48,331 --> 00:07:50,628 All I need is one opportunity. 168 00:07:50,883 --> 00:07:53,190 And I'm gonna be prepared for when that moment comes. 169 00:07:53,233 --> 00:07:54,539 Just have faith. 170 00:07:55,014 --> 00:07:56,451 Please? 171 00:07:57,771 --> 00:07:58,946 Okay. 172 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,923 I promise you that everything's gonna be okay. 173 00:08:06,864 --> 00:08:08,884 All right, take care of Mommy, Little Juanita. 174 00:08:24,405 --> 00:08:26,208 So who is this guy? 175 00:08:26,979 --> 00:08:29,574 Uh, he is but a man with many shoes. 176 00:08:29,861 --> 00:08:32,472 The neighborhood knows him as Shoe Man. 177 00:08:32,497 --> 00:08:35,748 So he's kind of like Sock Man, except for shoes. 178 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:39,278 Yeah, but Sock Man had an actual store. 179 00:08:39,279 --> 00:08:40,644 This-this is a van. 180 00:08:40,669 --> 00:08:43,128 No, man, this guy's legit. 181 00:08:43,826 --> 00:08:46,581 Shoe know what it is. Yes, sir. 182 00:08:48,074 --> 00:08:49,432 Hey... 183 00:08:50,705 --> 00:08:52,359 Hop in, gentlemen. 184 00:08:53,217 --> 00:08:54,697 All right. 185 00:09:00,518 --> 00:09:01,582 Get that door for me, champ? 186 00:09:01,606 --> 00:09:02,726 - Oh, yeah. - Appreciate you. 187 00:09:07,401 --> 00:09:09,292 So how can I help you boys? 188 00:09:09,317 --> 00:09:11,954 We want to get the... the Nike Miracles. 189 00:09:11,979 --> 00:09:14,315 - Yeah, they're sold out... - What size? 190 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,573 11. Right? 191 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,425 - 11 for you, too? - Yeah, 11. 192 00:09:22,322 --> 00:09:24,119 I got 11, 10 and a half. 193 00:09:24,144 --> 00:09:25,339 - Last two. - Ah. 194 00:09:26,854 --> 00:09:28,390 Really? 195 00:09:28,415 --> 00:09:29,765 Damn, that's surprising. 196 00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:31,835 They usually don't be having any 11s. 197 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,278 - Yes. - Really? 198 00:09:35,303 --> 00:09:37,511 - Yes. - These legit? 199 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,656 Yeah, they real. That's why they call me the Shoe Man. 200 00:09:40,755 --> 00:09:42,187 - All right. - Damn. 201 00:09:43,261 --> 00:09:44,656 Um, how much? 202 00:09:44,681 --> 00:09:46,261 Nothing, really. 203 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,318 Just let me see you two kiss. 204 00:09:50,739 --> 00:09:52,110 - I'm sorry? - What? 205 00:09:52,282 --> 00:09:55,066 Just let me see y'all two kiss in the backseat. 206 00:09:55,712 --> 00:09:57,479 - All right. I mean, that's easy. - Wait. No, no, no. 207 00:09:57,503 --> 00:09:58,851 Wait. Hold on. 208 00:09:58,876 --> 00:10:00,047 How much for the shoes, man? 209 00:10:00,072 --> 00:10:01,329 How much money do you want? 210 00:10:01,354 --> 00:10:03,667 I don't need money, man. Everybody got money. 211 00:10:03,692 --> 00:10:05,582 Yeah, man, look, it ain't that big of a deal. 212 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,446 We just knock this out. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. 213 00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:09,204 - I don't want to kiss you. - Be on with our day. 214 00:10:09,228 --> 00:10:12,014 Look, I know you're not gay, bro. 215 00:10:12,039 --> 00:10:13,720 That's not the point. Okay? 216 00:10:13,745 --> 00:10:16,104 I don't want to kiss my friend for shoes. 217 00:10:16,713 --> 00:10:18,876 So, what, you want to kiss a stranger? 218 00:10:18,901 --> 00:10:20,226 - I don't understand what... - I don't want to kiss 219 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,312 anybody, Darius. 220 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,038 Damn, y'all back? 221 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,301 I'm gonna need an answer, fellas, I got a line. 222 00:10:31,635 --> 00:10:33,245 Do you need to look at 'em again? 223 00:10:41,847 --> 00:10:43,839 Nigga is stupid. 224 00:10:44,889 --> 00:10:46,412 Trash. 225 00:11:17,409 --> 00:11:19,056 - Hello? - Hello? 226 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,852 Hey, hey. Hey, Soulja, man, what's up, man? 227 00:11:21,877 --> 00:11:23,878 Paper Boi? What up, brah? 228 00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:25,929 Oh, you know, man, I'm coolin', coolin'. 229 00:11:25,954 --> 00:11:30,181 Hey, hey, I got a dumbass qu... I got a dumbass question, man. 230 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:31,515 Yeah? What up? 231 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:34,734 Um, you heard anything about this "Crank Dat" killer stuff? 232 00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:36,979 Are you serious? Of course I have. 233 00:11:37,022 --> 00:11:39,517 I got more "Crank Dat" content on the Internet than anyone. 234 00:11:39,604 --> 00:11:40,740 Too much to count. 235 00:11:40,765 --> 00:11:43,003 I basically invented YouTube. 236 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,329 Yeah, definitely. 237 00:11:45,159 --> 00:11:46,366 You lucky, man. 238 00:11:46,391 --> 00:11:47,697 Lucky you ain't got a bunch of 239 00:11:47,722 --> 00:11:49,087 "Crank Dat" videos like me. 240 00:11:49,112 --> 00:11:51,080 Oh, you know what? 241 00:11:51,105 --> 00:11:55,972 This shit. Back in the day, man, I did, actually. 242 00:11:56,026 --> 00:11:56,999 What? 243 00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:59,218 What are you saying, man? You made a "Crank Dat" song? 244 00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:01,132 Yeah, man, but... I ain't call it that. 245 00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,763 I called it the "Crank Dat Jimmy Neutron." 246 00:12:02,787 --> 00:12:05,659 - You know what I'm saying? - Nigga, what?! That was you? 247 00:12:05,703 --> 00:12:08,227 Yo, you gotta skip town just like me then. 248 00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:09,651 Wait, you serious? 249 00:12:09,676 --> 00:12:11,422 If I was you, I'd be on the way 250 00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:12,970 to my safe farm right now. 251 00:12:12,995 --> 00:12:15,540 Safe farm? What the hell is a safe farm? 252 00:12:15,565 --> 00:12:16,932 A farm that's safe. 253 00:12:16,957 --> 00:12:19,251 If you don't got a safe farm, you good as dead. 254 00:12:19,276 --> 00:12:20,146 You know... 255 00:12:20,171 --> 00:12:21,537 "Like a good nigga, 256 00:12:21,562 --> 00:12:23,523 safe farm is there." 257 00:12:24,522 --> 00:12:26,349 Nigga, what the fuck is you talking about? 258 00:12:26,374 --> 00:12:29,886 I don't know, man. I'm tired, I'm scared. 259 00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:33,604 Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo game systems. All of 'em. 260 00:12:33,956 --> 00:12:36,578 Look, you are not safe, man. 261 00:12:36,603 --> 00:12:38,040 I don't care who you are, 262 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,595 you got a "Crank Dat" video out there, 263 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:40,991 you better watch your back. 264 00:12:41,016 --> 00:12:41,930 I gotta go. 265 00:12:41,955 --> 00:12:43,522 But... 266 00:12:45,078 --> 00:12:46,993 Where the hell are my glasses at? 267 00:12:49,893 --> 00:12:51,516 Safe farm. 268 00:13:36,347 --> 00:13:38,753 So what's up, fellas? This kiss ain't gonna French itself. 269 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,032 French ki... Nah, you didn't say that before. French? 270 00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:43,468 I'm sorry, it's just an expression I'm trying out. 271 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,907 Okay, we got a couple questions. 272 00:13:46,932 --> 00:13:48,415 Uh, right? 273 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,703 How long a kiss are we talking here? 274 00:13:53,437 --> 00:13:54,811 - Eight minutes? - Eight minutes? 275 00:13:54,812 --> 00:13:56,659 - No, man. Come on. - No. Come on, man, that's... 276 00:13:56,683 --> 00:13:58,493 - That's a whole, like, Animaniacs. - That's fine. Then let's haggle. 277 00:13:58,517 --> 00:13:59,474 Yeah, that's a make-out... 278 00:13:59,499 --> 00:14:01,401 Well, let's haggle, then. 279 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,361 A peck on the lips. 280 00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,257 What, you kissing your grandma? Nigga, please. 281 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,389 - Two minutes at least. - Man, fuck this. 282 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:09,043 - Man, fuck these shoes. - Okay, hold on. 283 00:14:09,044 --> 00:14:10,479 Hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, look. 284 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,893 Well, but... Let me and him discuss this one-on-one, please. 285 00:14:13,918 --> 00:14:17,378 And we'll definitely come back with an answer for you. 286 00:14:18,096 --> 00:14:20,069 It better be worth it. 287 00:14:20,305 --> 00:14:21,872 I know it is. 288 00:14:25,718 --> 00:14:27,907 Man, do what you want, man. I'm not doing it. 289 00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:29,634 What do you mean you're not doing it, man? 290 00:14:29,659 --> 00:14:32,303 What I'm supposed to do, just kiss myself? I can't... 291 00:14:32,328 --> 00:14:34,121 These things are worth $10,000, man. 292 00:14:34,146 --> 00:14:35,586 - I've seen it online. - Then pay it. 293 00:14:35,611 --> 00:14:37,878 Pay the $10,000 online. 294 00:14:37,903 --> 00:14:40,181 I'm not gonna pay $10,000 for something I can get for $200. 295 00:14:40,205 --> 00:14:42,056 That just... The principle of that... 296 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,228 Exactly. It's the principle, okay? 297 00:14:44,253 --> 00:14:45,430 I get it, okay? 298 00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:47,743 I like sneakers. You like sneakers. 299 00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:49,594 But like a lot of Black men, 300 00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:52,504 we put an excessive amount of value in them, okay. 301 00:14:52,529 --> 00:14:54,759 Is it really worth our dignity? 302 00:14:55,836 --> 00:14:57,657 There are only a thousand in the, like, 303 00:14:57,682 --> 00:14:59,651 - in the whole world. - Man... 304 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:04,240 You've seen me wear $900 loafers 305 00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:07,329 that would get me roasted at any Black high school in Atlanta. 306 00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:09,191 - Yeah. True. - I've seen billionaires walk into 307 00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:11,681 very important meetings wearing some dirty Vans. 308 00:15:11,706 --> 00:15:14,277 I've seen you wear a paper towel around your head 309 00:15:14,302 --> 00:15:15,976 and make it look cool, like Jadakiss. 310 00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,851 That was a fun summer, huh? 311 00:15:17,895 --> 00:15:19,797 I'll kiss you if you want for these sneakers, 312 00:15:19,822 --> 00:15:22,823 but I think we're above this. 313 00:15:23,352 --> 00:15:25,267 I think you know I'm right. 314 00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:32,648 I think we should do it. 315 00:15:32,858 --> 00:15:34,206 Hey, Shoe Man, 316 00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:36,044 two orders of Nike Miracles, please. 317 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,697 Let's do this. 318 00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:39,114 Y'all ready? 319 00:15:56,762 --> 00:15:58,401 Hey, how you doing today? 320 00:15:58,426 --> 00:16:00,815 Uh, can I get one soft pretzel? 321 00:16:02,676 --> 00:16:03,682 Paper Boi? 322 00:16:04,153 --> 00:16:06,869 I'm gonna give you two extra pretzels. 323 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,072 Don't tell nobody though. 324 00:16:10,298 --> 00:16:12,510 Mm, can I get you on my Instagram Live? 325 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,024 Hell no. 326 00:16:15,271 --> 00:16:16,877 - Hey, can I ask you something? - Mm-hmm. 327 00:16:16,902 --> 00:16:18,486 How you know it was me? 328 00:16:18,869 --> 00:16:20,703 Only famous people trying to blend in 329 00:16:20,728 --> 00:16:22,306 come in dressed like that. 330 00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:24,650 You're the only nigga in here with a hat with no logo on it. 331 00:16:24,674 --> 00:16:27,269 You know how hard it is to find a hat without a logo on it? 332 00:16:27,557 --> 00:16:28,612 See? 333 00:16:29,472 --> 00:16:30,737 That's Chris Evans. 334 00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:39,166 Free samples. 335 00:16:39,191 --> 00:16:40,946 Free samples. 336 00:16:40,971 --> 00:16:43,347 Free sample? Free sample? 337 00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:45,025 Free sample. 338 00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:46,505 Try our Bourbon Street chicken? 339 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:48,752 Nigga, everybody already knows what that taste like. 340 00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:53,623 Free sample. 341 00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:54,978 Hey, Roberto. 342 00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:56,205 Hey, Chartreuse. 343 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,065 Free samples. 344 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,940 Free samples. 345 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:03,349 You heard Paper Boi here? 346 00:17:05,268 --> 00:17:06,487 Like, for real? 347 00:17:07,447 --> 00:17:08,527 - Mm-hmm. - Where? 348 00:17:08,571 --> 00:17:10,659 My homegirl Tiffany said his fat ass was getting 349 00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:12,221 a pretzel at Pretzelmaker. 350 00:17:12,246 --> 00:17:13,549 You... 351 00:17:14,317 --> 00:17:16,305 Okay, this is it. This is it. 352 00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:18,002 I... Yo, I got to go spit for him. 353 00:17:18,027 --> 00:17:19,582 - Mm. - Cover me. 354 00:17:21,835 --> 00:17:24,058 Nigga, I work at Sbarro! 355 00:17:50,898 --> 00:17:52,838 Turn right. 356 00:18:01,808 --> 00:18:03,767 Turn right. 357 00:18:10,565 --> 00:18:12,939 You have reached your destination. 358 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,910 Paper Boi! 359 00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:37,188 Shit. 360 00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:38,690 Oh, shit! 361 00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:42,539 I'm s... I'm sorry. Sorry. 362 00:19:57,157 --> 00:19:58,775 Fuck. 363 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,901 - Can I help you? - What? 364 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,864 Can I help you? 365 00:20:11,928 --> 00:20:13,317 Yeah. Uh... 366 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,895 Uh, can I see, um, 367 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,738 one of these digital display belt buckles, please? 368 00:20:17,763 --> 00:20:19,678 Really? I got to be honest with you, 369 00:20:19,703 --> 00:20:21,869 last person I sold one of these to was a crackhead. 370 00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:25,558 Maybe you'll start a trend. 371 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,763 You want one of those gold belt buckles down there, too? 372 00:20:35,894 --> 00:20:37,361 Tell the truth. 373 00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,170 You're a crackhead, right? 374 00:20:42,144 --> 00:20:43,557 Oh, shit! 375 00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:49,643 Get out the way! 376 00:20:58,744 --> 00:21:00,212 What the fuck? 377 00:21:07,773 --> 00:21:10,236 What the fuck is going on here? 378 00:21:12,652 --> 00:21:13,653 Come here. 379 00:21:32,681 --> 00:21:34,900 ? Ayo, yo, my life's like a movie, my eyes are like a Uzi ? 380 00:21:34,924 --> 00:21:37,384 - ? Jacuzzis... ? - Nigga, get the fuck out the way! 381 00:21:40,361 --> 00:21:41,975 So you boys ready? 382 00:21:42,681 --> 00:21:45,078 All right, uh, yeah. 383 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,203 Ready to do this? 384 00:21:46,228 --> 00:21:47,868 - You said three seconds, right? - Mm-hmm. 385 00:21:48,671 --> 00:21:49,818 Okay. 386 00:21:57,603 --> 00:21:59,077 Out of mind. 387 00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:01,297 Just be in the moment. 388 00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:32,919 Two Nike Miracles, please... 389 00:22:35,295 --> 00:22:36,631 What...? 390 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,326 Bro... 391 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:47,146 - We're already implicated. - Yeah, fuck, then let me grab... 392 00:22:53,002 --> 00:22:55,279 Oh, shit! Shit, man! 393 00:22:58,137 --> 00:23:00,428 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 394 00:23:05,944 --> 00:23:07,342 Hey! 395 00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:11,251 Just shoot that motherfucker, man! 396 00:23:11,276 --> 00:23:12,813 Paper Boi, get in! 397 00:23:12,838 --> 00:23:13,967 Get in! 398 00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:17,474 Come on. 399 00:23:17,506 --> 00:23:19,490 Go, go, go, man! Go! 400 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:23,953 Go, nigga, go, go, go! 401 00:23:23,978 --> 00:23:26,610 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 402 00:23:26,635 --> 00:23:29,344 Oh, shit! Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God! 403 00:23:29,369 --> 00:23:32,716 Man! Some Guy Named Doug, bruh! 404 00:23:32,741 --> 00:23:34,524 Oh, you saved my life, man! 405 00:23:34,549 --> 00:23:36,293 You saved my motherfucking life, nigga! 406 00:23:36,318 --> 00:23:39,364 Oh, God! Ah, that shit was crazy back there, man! 407 00:23:39,389 --> 00:23:40,428 Brazy! 408 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,156 But it's all good, man. Don't even... 409 00:23:42,181 --> 00:23:44,465 - Don't even trip. - Oh, my God, man! 410 00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:46,195 Oh, God. 411 00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:51,355 Look, man, I owe you one. For real, man, I owe you one. 412 00:23:52,537 --> 00:23:54,098 Oh, God. 413 00:23:54,123 --> 00:23:56,717 What was you even doing out here, my nigga? 414 00:23:57,159 --> 00:23:58,571 It was fate, I guess. 415 00:23:58,596 --> 00:24:01,046 - Right place at the right time. - Hell yeah, man. 416 00:24:01,071 --> 00:24:03,490 I'm actually, uh, headed to the studio. 417 00:24:04,279 --> 00:24:05,484 Yo. 418 00:24:05,509 --> 00:24:08,379 Yo, yo! We got to get a song together! 419 00:24:08,404 --> 00:24:10,911 Today, man! It's fate, man, come on. 420 00:24:10,936 --> 00:24:13,037 We got to do it. Today's the day. 421 00:24:13,096 --> 00:24:14,765 And I just made a new beat this morning. 422 00:24:14,790 --> 00:24:16,016 Want to hear it? 423 00:24:22,285 --> 00:24:23,875 Yeah. 424 00:24:24,115 --> 00:24:26,725 Bet you'll go crazy on it! 425 00:24:27,121 --> 00:24:29,442 You're gonna go crazy in the studio, man! 426 00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,831 I can't wait to have a song with Paper Boi! 427 00:24:31,856 --> 00:24:33,798 Man, this about to go amazing! 428 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,378 Hey, man, yes! 429 00:24:38,403 --> 00:24:39,971 Paper Boi. Paper Boi. 430 00:24:39,996 --> 00:24:42,433 About to be the song of the year. 431 00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:44,112 Let's get it. 432 00:24:51,864 --> 00:24:53,279 Hello? 433 00:24:55,823 --> 00:24:57,347 Hey. 434 00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:02,596 Okay, I see you out here, boy. 435 00:25:02,621 --> 00:25:05,497 Nice, man. You actually, you know, got a green thumb. 436 00:25:05,522 --> 00:25:06,893 Yeah, man, you think? 437 00:25:06,918 --> 00:25:09,096 I was thinking about buying a farm, man. 438 00:25:09,121 --> 00:25:10,479 Oh, for real? 439 00:25:10,504 --> 00:25:12,471 You know, like they say. 440 00:25:12,496 --> 00:25:15,448 "Like a good nigga, safe farm is there." 441 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,979 That's a good idea actually. 442 00:25:18,004 --> 00:25:19,754 Oh, yeah, uh, you know what? 443 00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,908 They found that, uh, "Crank Dat" killer. 444 00:25:21,933 --> 00:25:24,162 - Word? - Yeah. 445 00:25:24,974 --> 00:25:26,990 Here, right there. 446 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:31,395 Man, he thick though. It's weird for a serial killer... 447 00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:33,024 - Right? - Yeah. 448 00:25:33,049 --> 00:25:34,355 That's crazy, brah. 449 00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:35,613 Yeah. 450 00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:36,949 What you end up doing today? 451 00:25:36,974 --> 00:25:39,074 Aw, man, you know, I don't know, 452 00:25:39,099 --> 00:25:41,006 went to the mall. 453 00:25:41,031 --> 00:25:43,416 Ran into a nigga I had beef with from high school. 454 00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:45,725 - Mm. - Yeah, really? What happened? 455 00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:48,700 I think that nigga's still mad, man. 456 00:25:51,404 --> 00:25:52,710 Yo, man. 457 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,183 Those are nice sneakers. 458 00:25:54,226 --> 00:25:56,395 - It's about time you noticed. - Sorry. 459 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:58,161 Good looking though, yeah. 460 00:25:58,186 --> 00:26:00,514 I had to do a little something for them. 461 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:02,647 It was worth it. 462 00:26:02,887 --> 00:26:05,733 What's this nigga talking about? 463 00:26:06,115 --> 00:26:08,171 It's your boy Paper Boi on the track. 464 00:26:08,197 --> 00:26:09,802 Hey, you ain't got to say my name on the track. 465 00:26:09,826 --> 00:26:11,175 What the hell is that? 466 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,768 Is that you and Some Guy Named Doug? 467 00:26:13,855 --> 00:26:15,116 All right, tell me when, nigga. 468 00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:16,477 All right, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah... 469 00:26:16,502 --> 00:26:18,412 - Yep. Yep. - Damn. 470 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,863 Okay, yeah. It's trash. 471 00:26:22,342 --> 00:26:24,506 ? With Paper Boi and Some Guy Named Doug... ? 472 00:26:24,531 --> 00:26:25,890 Yep. 473 00:26:27,010 --> 00:26:28,812 ? I be feeling kind of lonely ? 474 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:31,891 ? Sometimes I be crying on my rollie ? 475 00:26:31,916 --> 00:26:35,897 ? Sometimes all my fame, it can make you mad... ? 476 00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:38,792 How do I catch the rhythm on it? There's not really a rhythm. 477 00:26:38,793 --> 00:26:40,118 You know what, man? That's the thing. 478 00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:41,601 I don't, I don't really know. 479 00:26:41,626 --> 00:26:43,641 It's more sound than music. 480 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:45,631 Yeah. Yeah, it is, right? 481 00:26:45,858 --> 00:26:51,799 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com - 482 00:26:52,023 --> 00:26:55,088 ? Play this for your grandmama when you in the whip ? 483 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:58,247 ? Come on, Paper Boi, get on the track ? 484 00:26:58,290 --> 00:27:00,192 ? All right, chill, yeah, man, hold up ? 485 00:27:00,217 --> 00:27:01,850 ? Uh, yo... ? 486 00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:05,316 ? Paper Boi's in the studio right now ? 487 00:27:05,341 --> 00:27:07,014 ? Man, you holding your finger up, I don't know ? 488 00:27:07,038 --> 00:27:08,276 ? What the fuck, all right, yeah, uh-huh, yeah ? 489 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,781 ? P-A-P-E-R ? 490 00:27:10,825 --> 00:27:12,989 ? Boi, he right here right now ? 491 00:27:13,014 --> 00:27:14,829 ? That's my dawg, y'all ? 492 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:17,303 ? Oh, oh, oh, snap ? 493 00:27:17,328 --> 00:27:19,678 ? You crazy for this with Some Guy Named Doug ? 494 00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:22,270 - ? Yep ? - ? Okay, that was kind of hard for real ? 495 00:27:22,271 --> 00:27:23,683 - ? I ain't gonna even l... hey ? - ? Uh-huh ? 496 00:27:23,707 --> 00:27:25,361 ? Some Guy Named Doug ? 497 00:27:25,404 --> 00:27:28,146 ? Sometimes I be feeling kind of lonely ? 498 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:31,692 ? Sometimes I be crying on my rollie ? 499 00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:35,468 ? Sometimes all my fame, it can make you mad ? 500 00:27:35,493 --> 00:27:38,452 ? But all this money, that'll make you glad ? 501 00:27:38,568 --> 00:27:40,043 ? I'm an actor now ? 502 00:27:40,068 --> 00:27:42,084 ? Hey! ?