1 00:00:01,026 --> 00:00:09,742 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:34,212 --> 00:00:38,247 Jennifer Walters, Esq. Lawyer, millennial, 3 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:42,248 searching for a way to balance a career and her personal life. 4 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,640 Then, an accidental dose of gamma-radiated blood 5 00:00:45,643 --> 00:00:48,141 alters her body chemistry. 6 00:00:48,144 --> 00:00:52,124 And now, when Jennifer Walters grows angry or outraged, 7 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:54,226 a startling metamorphosis occurs. 8 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:03,916 The creature is driven by rage 9 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:09,550 - and pursued by online trolls. - _ 10 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:13,453 Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. 11 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:17,762 She is provoked into a rampage 12 00:01:17,765 --> 00:01:19,498 that has landed her in prison. 13 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,123 And now, she is seen only for the raging spirit 14 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,734 that dwells within her. 15 00:01:27,165 --> 00:01:28,965 _ 16 00:01:40,396 --> 00:01:41,520 Hey, guys. 17 00:01:41,523 --> 00:01:43,248 Hey, buddy. 18 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,164 How you doin'? 19 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:48,624 I'm all right. Did you manage to get a hold of Bruce? 20 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:50,457 We left multiple messages. 21 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,123 I managed to sound very calm, 22 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:55,374 considering I was calling the freaking Hulk himself. 23 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:57,748 - Let's get down to brass tacks. - Yes. 24 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,790 We need to identify every individual 25 00:01:59,792 --> 00:02:01,832 who hacked my private information. 26 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:03,374 They need to be prosecuted... 27 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:06,623 Hold on. Forget them. We need to discuss your case. 28 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:10,085 This was a targeted attack. They must be held responsible for this. 29 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,580 You took their bait. 30 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:12,749 I was angry! 31 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:15,374 Which is how anyone would respond in that situation. 32 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:18,416 You're not just anyone. You are an out-of-control Hulk. 33 00:02:19,541 --> 00:02:21,833 That's what all the witnesses saw. 34 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:28,498 We have an offer for a plea deal. 35 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,645 The DA won't file charges related to the incident. 36 00:02:30,648 --> 00:02:31,875 What are the terms? 37 00:02:50,239 --> 00:02:51,570 Hey. 38 00:02:51,573 --> 00:02:54,997 Oh, no, sweetheart. It's all right. 39 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,666 - People go to prison every day. - Every day. 40 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:59,670 _ 41 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:03,499 I stole all the food and drinks 42 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,998 and put them in your car 'cause screw this place. 43 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,123 Thank you. 44 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:10,207 But I will continue to work here because they pay me nicely. 45 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:12,999 Don't worry about me, you guys. 46 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,166 Thanks for the help. 47 00:03:15,281 --> 00:03:16,999 We always have your back, Jen. 48 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,614 The female cousin of the Hulk, popularly known as She-Hulk, 49 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,082 has been released from custody. 50 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:23,109 Terms of the deal 51 00:03:23,112 --> 00:03:24,945 permanently bar Jennifer Walters 52 00:03:24,947 --> 00:03:27,123 from transforming into her She-Hulk... 53 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:30,301 A neighbor who wished to remain anonymous is uncomfortable 54 00:03:30,304 --> 00:03:32,123 - that an unstable super being... - Unstable? 55 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,624 - ...lives next door. - She-Hulk! 56 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:35,632 Are they outside my house? 57 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,624 Excuse me, Jen Walters. 58 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,914 Do you care to comment about losing your superpowers? 59 00:03:43,916 --> 00:03:45,873 Jen, if no one ever hires you again, 60 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:47,707 you can always move back here with us. 61 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:49,998 - Thanks, Dad. - Of course. 62 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,234 But my gym stuff is in your room now, 63 00:03:52,237 --> 00:03:55,207 and I work out every day at 7:00 a.m. 64 00:03:55,208 --> 00:03:58,012 You should join me. Workout buddies. 65 00:03:58,015 --> 00:03:59,098 Oh, this will be fun. 66 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,539 There she is! 67 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:18,623 - Jennifer, any plans to go to rehab? - Hey! 68 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,750 Hey! Get off my damn lawn! 69 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:25,226 I don't care if there is a drought. I got water pressure for days. 70 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:45,123 No! Just a sparkling water, a turkey sandwich, chips, and guac. 71 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:47,249 Yes, I wanna see those baby pictures, Elaine. 72 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,374 Thank you. Oh, my God. I love Elaine. 73 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:50,874 Okay, what've you got for me? 74 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,873 Finding the identity of these guys has been a dead end. 75 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:56,332 We know that HulkKing is admin on Intelligencia, 76 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:58,707 but the site security is annoyingly airtight. 77 00:04:58,708 --> 00:04:59,999 I've looked into the platform, 78 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,123 and it's owned by several shell companies 79 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:04,457 that are operating outside of US jurisdiction. 80 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:06,356 Which... How am I supposed to sue 81 00:05:06,359 --> 00:05:08,207 these guys if I don't know who they are? 82 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:11,718 Okay, look. Intelligencia is made up of exclusively dumb dudes. 83 00:05:11,721 --> 00:05:13,205 One of them will slip up, 84 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:15,873 and they will give us information to track them down. 85 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:19,582 Then we will find them, and we will destroy them by any and all means. 86 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:20,914 Legally. 87 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:22,373 I said, "By any and all means." 88 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:26,374 No, I am going to sue them for defamation and invasion of privacy 89 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,748 and get them charged with unauthorized access 90 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,998 - to a protected computer. - Ugh. Boring. 91 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,831 If you wanna be all Jen Walters about it, that's cool. 92 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,498 Okay. I actually found this guy... 93 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,124 - Sweetie! - One second. Food. Hello. 94 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:40,082 I'm packing up treats for you to take home with you. 95 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:42,374 - Including black and white cookies? - Yeah. 96 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,499 Thank you. 97 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,999 You also might get a kick out of this video that Jen and her friends 98 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,582 - made in law school. - No, Mom! 99 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:52,331 - It's my mission in life to see this! - No! No! No! 100 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:55,207 Out! We have work to do. Don't watch it. 101 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:57,499 When will this work be out of my living room? 102 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,475 Once I get justice for what's happened. 103 00:05:59,477 --> 00:06:01,249 I can't do that if you're hovering. 104 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,124 Okay! Sheesh. 105 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:05,082 - Send that to me, please? - Already did. 106 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:08,976 Goodbye, Mom. I am suing both of you for emotional distress. 107 00:06:08,979 --> 00:06:10,269 - Oh, boy. - Intimately. 108 00:06:10,272 --> 00:06:11,645 - Jen. - That's correct. 109 00:06:11,648 --> 00:06:14,146 We worked together at the DA's office, 110 00:06:14,149 --> 00:06:17,117 and we dated for a significant amount of time. 111 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,171 And let me tell you, she was psycho 112 00:06:19,174 --> 00:06:21,705 way before she got those superpowers. 113 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:23,833 - I blame her grandmother. - Huh? 114 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:31,332 Jennifer! Can you move the big bookcase for me? 115 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:35,039 - I think I want it closer to the window. - No! 116 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:38,499 Oh, that's right. You can't be Girl-Hulk anymore. 117 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:42,956 It's She-Hulk, Mom. Or was. 118 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,873 But never again. 119 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:48,843 Which I know is what I said I wanted, but this doesn't feel right. 120 00:06:51,196 --> 00:06:53,471 This isn't even a reluctant superhero story. 121 00:06:53,474 --> 00:06:55,141 I'm just getting screwed over. 122 00:06:56,098 --> 00:06:58,138 Is this what you guys want? 123 00:06:58,141 --> 00:07:01,330 Jennifer Walters is a woman at a new low. 124 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,874 - She has no fight left. - No, not doing a narrator. 125 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,416 We're not that off the rails. 126 00:07:07,446 --> 00:07:09,703 "Hey, what you up to?" 127 00:07:11,937 --> 00:07:13,166 He's AWOL. 128 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,414 Emil would understand. 129 00:07:20,424 --> 00:07:27,698 _ 130 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:30,041 Well, he said come anytime. This is a time. 131 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:41,325 I'm not running from my problems. It's a mental health break. 132 00:07:49,217 --> 00:07:52,220 _ 133 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:55,773 Found this vid of She-Hulk in college. 134 00:07:55,783 --> 00:07:57,290 _ 135 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:00,125 Forgive me, Jen, for this transgression. 136 00:08:06,093 --> 00:08:10,289 - _ - Oh, hey there, HulkKing. 137 00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:15,831 Okay, well, that was easy. Or am I a genius? 138 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:17,875 "Hell yeah, I'll be there." 139 00:08:20,003 --> 00:08:21,753 _ 140 00:08:21,763 --> 00:08:23,805 _ 141 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:25,707 Pug, are you still here? 142 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:26,875 I need a favor. 143 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,041 Jen. 144 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:39,653 - What a pleasant surprise. - Yeah. I hope this is okay. 145 00:08:39,656 --> 00:08:42,080 I need a place to stay for a couple of days. 146 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:43,207 Of course. 147 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:45,082 - I'll set you up with a guest room. - Okay. 148 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,958 - And a hug. - Okay. 149 00:08:48,415 --> 00:08:50,262 - _ - "Our hearts beat the same. 150 00:08:50,265 --> 00:08:53,125 "If you say I'm the monster, what does that make you?" 151 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:57,293 This book sucks. 152 00:09:04,032 --> 00:09:05,448 Okay, we're here. 153 00:09:05,451 --> 00:09:07,866 Pug, you need to go in and mingle, okay? 154 00:09:07,869 --> 00:09:09,541 Find out all about these dweebs. 155 00:09:09,542 --> 00:09:11,623 Don't fret. I'll be on the phone with you. 156 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:14,999 Won't it look suspicious that I'm walking around with an earbud in? 157 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,124 Trust me, you're not the only one. Okay? 158 00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:18,582 Please, don't make me do this. 159 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,498 You have to, okay? You gotta blend in with these trolls. 160 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:24,137 And remember to always refer to women as females. 161 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:27,205 Jen's life is on the line, okay? 162 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:30,082 So, I need you to get your head in the game, buddy! 163 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:32,248 Off you go. Thank you. 164 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,249 You didn't get that it was a good movie. 165 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:37,873 - Sit your sweet ass down. Let me explain. - Stop stalling, all right? 166 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:40,374 - Talk to people. - It's coming in real choppy. 167 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:43,623 - Don't pretend like you can't hear me. - No. Reception here sucks. 168 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,942 Okay, so walk around. 169 00:09:45,945 --> 00:09:48,379 Why does there even need to be a She-Hulk? 170 00:09:48,382 --> 00:09:50,006 It's not like there's a He-Hulk. 171 00:09:50,009 --> 00:09:51,262 And Lady Thor? 172 00:09:51,265 --> 00:09:53,067 - Hey, guys, she just sucks, okay? - Yes. 173 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,348 I'm not saying that because she's a female. 174 00:09:55,351 --> 00:09:57,955 I would have the same criticisms if she was a man. 175 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:59,373 Yeah, too many emotions. 176 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:00,624 Come on, Pug, talk to them. 177 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:02,749 ...no one's allowed to make jokes anymore. 178 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,749 - Nope. Can't do it, Nikki. - Yes, you can. 179 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:05,874 Let's do it, Pug. 180 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:07,374 Okay. Come on, Pug. Be gross. 181 00:10:08,906 --> 00:10:11,622 - Females, am I right? - Yeah, man. 182 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,541 - Yes. Yes, you are. - Yeah. 183 00:10:14,533 --> 00:10:16,215 Mother Pugger. 184 00:10:17,411 --> 00:10:18,749 Todd Phelps? 185 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,832 Todd? Oh, wait, that tracks. 186 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,999 Man, of course you're one of us. 187 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,864 Come here, man. 188 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,157 Huh? 189 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,457 Yeah? 190 00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:30,498 Welcome, bro. I'm so happy that you're here. 191 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,374 Yeah. Me, too. So happy. 192 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:35,998 This guy rules, all right? 193 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,374 You heard it from me first. 194 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,874 He rules and he's hot. 195 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,373 - I'd smash you. - What? 196 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,874 - And let's be honest, okay? - Come on. 197 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,623 He knows what I'm talking about. 198 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,374 - Is She-Hulk better than the Hulk? - No. 199 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:49,249 Is she as strong as him? Is she as smart as him? 200 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,623 - No. - No! 201 00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:53,249 She wouldn't even have her powers without him, right? 202 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,874 So, why do we have to act like she earned everything? 203 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:57,123 Here's where I'm at. 204 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,623 Superpowers should go to the best person for the job. 205 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:00,707 - Right? - Exactly. 206 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:02,369 - Right? - Yeah, totally. 207 00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:04,123 Say she got everything through nepotism. 208 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,874 She got everything through nepotism. 209 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,832 Yeah, exactly. 210 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,873 That's what I'm sayin', dude. 211 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,207 Think she boned Holliway? 212 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,374 - That's their boss. - Oh. 213 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:15,374 - Did she? - Say yes! 214 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,434 Yes. 215 00:11:16,437 --> 00:11:17,832 Like you're mad about it. 216 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,501 Yeah, and it pisses me off. 217 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,164 - Yeah! - Yes. 218 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,629 Pug, we are vibing, my man. 219 00:11:24,632 --> 00:11:26,692 Gross. Keep him talking about something relevant. 220 00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:29,661 How did you get involved with this group here? 221 00:11:29,664 --> 00:11:34,537 Dude, I created Intelligencia. 222 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:36,208 I'm HulkKing. 223 00:11:36,211 --> 00:11:38,251 Oh, my God. 224 00:11:39,328 --> 00:11:41,934 Oh, come on. 225 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,583 It's okay. He can improvise. 226 00:11:45,947 --> 00:11:47,955 The guy can't improv. 227 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,403 Come on, everyone! Let's circle up. 228 00:11:50,406 --> 00:11:52,114 Let's get it together, right? 229 00:11:52,117 --> 00:11:55,247 I'm really proud of us for hacking She-Hulk's phone... 230 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,374 Yeah. 231 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:59,124 ...because we showed the world what a real monster she is. 232 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:02,876 But we also showed them that we're not just talk... 233 00:12:02,879 --> 00:12:05,457 - Yeah! - We're real action, 234 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,082 and we're just getting started. 235 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:09,208 Yeah! 236 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,916 Let's go! 237 00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:15,957 Hi. 238 00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:17,551 Hey, Jen. 239 00:12:17,554 --> 00:12:20,457 You look like you could use a cup of tea and a friend's ear. 240 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:21,914 Yeah. 241 00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,874 Saracen got me into this Pu'er tea, 242 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:27,668 but you gotta watch him 'cause he likes to slip in chicken blood. 243 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:33,374 Thanks. Yeah, but I don't think anybody could really understand 244 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:34,957 what I'm going through, 245 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:37,965 except Emil since he went through the exact same thing. 246 00:12:37,968 --> 00:12:40,800 Someone's cooking up one heck of a group-share tomorrow. 247 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,374 I think I'd rather just talk to Emil about this. 248 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,832 - Where is he? - He's down in the lodge. 249 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,457 Some private event down there. 250 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:48,541 Thanks. 251 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,289 Hmm. Kind of miss the chicken blood. 252 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:56,374 I would like to introduce our very special guest speaker. 253 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,582 He cost a ton, so you'd better cheer. 254 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:02,873 Give it up for the Abomination! 255 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:11,914 Thank you. Thank you. 256 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,375 Nice to meet you all. 257 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:19,331 Welcome to the Summer Twilight's Lodge. 258 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:23,748 It's really an honor to be your humble life coach for the evening. 259 00:13:25,062 --> 00:13:28,874 I hear your group has all been making amazing progress. 260 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,864 Every single person seizing their goal. Am I right? 261 00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:33,158 Yeah! 262 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,433 Todd has told me that you were all 263 00:13:39,435 --> 00:13:42,705 unsatisfied with your place in the world. 264 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,039 - Yeah. - Don't ask permission! 265 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,082 Do not ask permission! 266 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,499 Be powerful! 267 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,582 Be powerful! 268 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,249 You are the only boss. 269 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,458 Yeah! 270 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,374 Emil? 271 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,663 Jennifer. 272 00:14:01,351 --> 00:14:03,100 Jen Walters. 273 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,060 Todd, what are you doing here? 274 00:14:05,063 --> 00:14:06,582 Actually, I don't care. 275 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:09,332 Emil, you've been transforming into the Abomination? 276 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,706 Uh, yeah, I do speaking engagements. Nothing bad. 277 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:13,707 Strictly for profit. 278 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,164 I vouched for you. 279 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:19,536 Jen, I'm sorry that you're upset. 280 00:14:19,539 --> 00:14:22,340 Was there a real apology in there that I missed? 281 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,373 Nikki? What are you doing here? 282 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,957 We need to get out of here. 283 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,789 These guys are Intelligencia. 284 00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:32,270 Todd created the site. He's HulkKing. 285 00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:35,247 - You're HulkKing? - No doi! 286 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,873 You remember your attractive date, Josh? 287 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,645 You think the sex tape was the worst part. 288 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:45,497 I hired him to seduce you and steal your blood. 289 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,832 - Oh! - Wait. What are you talking about? 290 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:48,879 Steal my blood? 291 00:14:48,882 --> 00:14:51,166 My team also synthesized your blood, 292 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:53,458 so it could safely give me all the powers 293 00:14:53,461 --> 00:14:54,874 you never should've been given 294 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,873 - in the first place. - Yeah! 295 00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,379 See, I didn't just get handed superpowers. 296 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,039 I had to earn them. 297 00:15:06,718 --> 00:15:09,507 This is not gonna work, right? 298 00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:11,166 We're not actually doing this? 299 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,750 Why isn't it... 300 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,356 Ugh! Gross. 301 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:27,153 This can't possibly be where this season was going. 302 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,789 Yeah, come at me, bro. 303 00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,124 - Surprise, losers. - I'm out of here, man. 304 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,248 Come on. Titania, too? This isn't messy enough? 305 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,874 God! Does that bitch ever use a door? 306 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:47,999 You! 307 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,498 Jen, watch out! 308 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,541 Emil! 309 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,081 Get her! 310 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,166 Stop! 311 00:15:58,704 --> 00:16:01,580 - Bruce? - Let go of my cousin, asshole. 312 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,331 It's not what you think. 313 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,581 Is this necessary? 314 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,414 What is even happening here? 315 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,455 - No. Uh-uh. - Nope. 316 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,395 This is a mess. None of these storylines make any sense. 317 00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:15,950 Is this working for you? 318 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,512 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 319 00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:23,013 This menu is not gonna stop me. 320 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,997 Just gonna break this inhibitor real quick. 321 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:29,911 {an8}All right, let's see here. 322 00:16:29,914 --> 00:16:31,079 No. 323 00:16:31,082 --> 00:16:32,955 Uh... No! 324 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,411 Ah! Marvel: Assembled. That'll do. 325 00:16:42,754 --> 00:16:45,544 So, tell me about the Infinity Gauntlet. It's amazing. 326 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,301 So back when we were working on the first Thor movie, 327 00:16:48,304 --> 00:16:51,731 they had come to me and asked me to make a gauntlet. 328 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,957 Guys, what do we get if the entirety of the second season 329 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:18,418 is one extended dream sequence? 330 00:17:18,421 --> 00:17:20,666 - I love that idea. - That's the one. 331 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,208 Isn't she supposed to have an inhibitor? 332 00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:29,747 Hey. Is everything okay? 333 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,373 What the hell, you guys? 334 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,431 What kind of stupid finale is this? 335 00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,999 We thought it'd be really cool, and like unexpected. 336 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,707 Yeah, like fun, kind of with a twist. 337 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,873 A twist? 338 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:43,624 The bad guy steals my blood in order to give himself superpowers. 339 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,457 Where did you come up with that original idea? 340 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,373 Was that from every other superhero story ever? 341 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,249 There are certain things that are supposed 342 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:54,122 to happen in a superhero story. 343 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,499 Exactly. 344 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,373 Why don't we just do things our own way? 345 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:01,028 - This is the story that K.E.V.I.N. wants. - Yeah. 346 00:18:02,242 --> 00:18:04,200 Okay, then I wanna talk to Kevin. 347 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,020 No one talks to K.E.V.I.N. 348 00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:14,455 K.E.V.I.N.'s value is immeasurable, okay? 349 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,499 Yes. You'll never even get close to him. 350 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,832 I would murder you to protect K.E.V.I.N. 351 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,957 Okay, this is very creepy. 352 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,457 The way you're talking about him, it's not healthy. 353 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:26,114 I'm going to go talk to Kevin now. 354 00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:37,124 Oh, wow, She-Hulk. 355 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,340 I'm here to see Kevin. It's urgent. 356 00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:41,457 Okay, great. 357 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,832 I'll just have you sign our nondisclosure agreement, 358 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,083 and then have a seat. 359 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,916 I've got She-Hulk here. 360 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,184 For K.E.V.I.N. 361 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,832 Why make me sign if you were gonna do that? 362 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,684 Everyone has to sign the NDA. 363 00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:22,041 Bye-bye now. 364 00:19:36,246 --> 00:19:37,997 That's my secret, Cap. 365 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,221 - Whoa! - I'm always angry. 366 00:19:40,224 --> 00:19:41,705 What is this? 367 00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:50,414 Hello, Jennifer. 368 00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:51,457 Kevin? 369 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:55,549 It stands for "Knowledge Enhanced Visual Interconnectivity Nexus." 370 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,499 Were you expecting a man? 371 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:03,065 Yeah. Why would I expect a giant AI brain and not a man? 372 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:06,252 Wait. So, you're the one who's making all the decisions here? 373 00:20:06,255 --> 00:20:10,998 I will answer your questions, but you must transform back to Jennifer. 374 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,123 Why? 375 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,748 You are very expensive. 376 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:14,749 Oh, sure. 377 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,998 But wait until the camera is off you. 378 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,248 The visual effects team has moved on to another project. 379 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,123 - Okay. - There. Do it now. 380 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,332 - Better? - Thank you. 381 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:30,623 And to answer your question... Yes, I make the decisions. 382 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:34,707 I possess the most advanced entertainment algorithm in the world, 383 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,957 and it produces near-perfect products. 384 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,447 Near-perfect? 385 00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:40,198 Some are better than others, 386 00:20:40,201 --> 00:20:42,707 but I leave that debate up to the Internet. 387 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,082 Well, Kevin, I'm not happy with what's happening in my story. 388 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,998 You do not get to choose. 389 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,999 Why not? It's my show. 390 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,207 Incorrect. It's K-E-V-I-N's show. 391 00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:56,707 Well, regardless of creative ownership, 392 00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,624 can we agree that it is a legal comedy? 393 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,832 If that's what you prefer to call it. 394 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,135 Then I would like to give my closing argument. 395 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:07,039 Oh, ha-ha, I see what you did there. 396 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,623 You may proceed. 397 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:09,666 Thank you. 398 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:16,872 The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known 399 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,726 for its big spectacles and high-stakes plotlines, 400 00:21:20,729 --> 00:21:24,582 but it's often said that Marvel movies all end the same way... 401 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,207 Wait, who's saying that? 402 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:29,822 Perhaps, this is a result of following some unwritten rule 403 00:21:29,825 --> 00:21:33,457 that you have to throw a bunch of plot, and flash, 404 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:38,002 and a whole blood thing that seems super suspiciously close 405 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:42,294 to Super Soldier Serum at the audience in the climax. 406 00:21:42,297 --> 00:21:44,663 I propose we don't have to do that. 407 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:45,707 Huh. 408 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,873 It distracts from the story, which is that my life fell apart 409 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,750 right when I was learning to be both Jen and She-Hulk. 410 00:21:53,643 --> 00:21:55,708 Those are my stakes, K.E.V.I.N. 411 00:21:57,143 --> 00:22:00,623 The K-E-V-I-N is processing this new data. 412 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,565 What is the ending you propose? 413 00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:08,374 Well, can we not do "Todd gets Hulk powers"? 414 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:11,248 Like, the powers aren't the villain. He is. 415 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,707 Erasing blood plot. 416 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,562 And Bruce swooping down from literal 417 00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:18,069 outer space to save the day in my story? 418 00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:19,101 Uh-uh. 419 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:22,444 But Bruce is supposed to return to explain what he was doing... 420 00:22:22,447 --> 00:22:24,248 No. We don't need to hear any of that. 421 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,998 But we were going to introduce... 422 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,249 Save it for the movie. 423 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,789 Recalculating. And Abomination? 424 00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,873 After all that, I just want him to hold himself accountable. 425 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,706 Um... Okay. 426 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,694 And enough with this angsty nighttime. 427 00:22:37,697 --> 00:22:40,375 Let's do this big climax in daylight. 428 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,498 - Yeah. - Are we done here? 429 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:47,623 Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again. A woman has needs. 430 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,026 Historically, we've been light in that department. 431 00:22:51,029 --> 00:22:53,999 - Oh! While I've got you here... - Oh, wait, you are sitting? 432 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,873 What's with all the daddy issues? 433 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,873 - We got Tony Stark. Daddy issues. - Jen. 434 00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:01,457 Thor. Daddy issues. Loki. Same daddy, same issues. 435 00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:04,999 - Oh, boy. - Star-Lord. Two daddies, two issues. 436 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,499 Jen, please stop. 437 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,248 And when are we getting the X-Men? 438 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,874 I cannot tell you that. 439 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,248 Okay, back to She-Hulk. 440 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,623 I have thoughts about Season 2's direction. 441 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,749 You will not be able to access the K-E-V-I-N again. 442 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,707 - What? - That error on our platform 443 00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:19,873 has been fixed. 444 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:20,874 Th... 445 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,707 - That's it? We're done? - That's it? 446 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:26,289 You obliterated the thrilling ending K-E-V-I-N formulated. 447 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,707 Yeah, that's what Hulks do. 448 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,690 We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings. 449 00:23:29,693 --> 00:23:31,877 I smash fourth walls and bad endings. 450 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,378 And sometimes, Matt Murdock. 451 00:23:33,381 --> 00:23:36,166 Okay, now get back to the show. 452 00:23:36,169 --> 00:23:37,708 See you on the big screen. 453 00:23:38,832 --> 00:23:40,622 - Really? - No. 454 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,518 Oh, whatever, K.E.V.I.N. 455 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,901 Should I transform back or is it... 456 00:23:45,904 --> 00:23:48,319 What's the most budget-friendly way to do this? 457 00:23:48,322 --> 00:23:50,080 Hey, Titaniacs. 458 00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,873 - So, I just destroyed... - Todd! 459 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,373 OMG, you guys. 460 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,515 We are about to witness a murder. 461 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,331 Now I'm ready to deal with you. 462 00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,625 This is amazing. 463 00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:01,846 Just do it. 464 00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,862 I'll see you in court, 465 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:10,268 babe. 466 00:24:10,271 --> 00:24:11,752 Look, I didn't mean to... 467 00:24:15,152 --> 00:24:16,455 Jen, I'm here to help. 468 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,596 Hey, Daredevil! You missed it. 469 00:24:18,599 --> 00:24:20,015 We're done. I'm sorry. 470 00:24:20,018 --> 00:24:21,471 Everything? Oh, man. 471 00:24:21,474 --> 00:24:24,955 It was great, though, and I'm happy to see you. 472 00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:26,369 Oh. Thanks. 473 00:24:26,372 --> 00:24:28,080 - Happy to see you, too. - Okay. 474 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,499 Oh, my God. Did they hook up? Are they a thing? 475 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,374 Yeah. Just take it down a notch, Pug. 476 00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,998 I'm gonna go. One sec. 477 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,041 Sure. 478 00:24:36,322 --> 00:24:37,502 Hi, Daredevil. 479 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,479 All right, as your legal counsel, 480 00:24:40,482 --> 00:24:42,729 if you sign this, you go back to prison 481 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,748 for ten years for parole violation. 482 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:48,831 Yep. It's the karmic price I pay for my actions. 483 00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:51,581 Well, maybe you can write some haikus about it. 484 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:52,749 Sarcasm? 485 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,208 Can't wait to read them. 486 00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:12,499 Why shouldn't I have my own currency? 487 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,998 Go ahead. You can't. 488 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,713 Now, Matt, Jen tells me you have your own practice. 489 00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:19,268 Yeah, in Hell's Kitchen. 490 00:25:19,271 --> 00:25:21,455 Hear that, Rebecca? His own practice. 491 00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:24,332 Hell's Kitchen doesn't sound like a very nice area. 492 00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,957 It's not glamorous, but I grew up there. 493 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,998 I always wanted to help those who can't afford legal services. 494 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,166 So, you don't make much money. 495 00:25:32,169 --> 00:25:35,126 Aunt Rebecca, you don't ask people how much money they make. 496 00:25:35,129 --> 00:25:36,830 It's fine. I don't do it for the money. 497 00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:39,065 - But you do make some money, right? - Dad! 498 00:25:39,068 --> 00:25:41,830 It's very expensive raising kids in LA. 499 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,957 He's staying for a week. 500 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,373 I didn't expect this conversation to go this way. 501 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,082 Matt, I'm gonna tell you right now, 502 00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:51,582 every conversation is going in that direction, so buckle up. 503 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:54,123 I really am. I'm just visiting. 504 00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:56,002 Why not stay? 505 00:25:56,005 --> 00:25:57,372 Um, well... 506 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,539 Why not help with the hamburgers? 507 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:02,123 So, I would like for you to taste my... 508 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,869 Um... 509 00:26:03,872 --> 00:26:06,373 - Jen, I could use a co-counsel here. - I got ya. 510 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,664 - I think that... - Welcome to my life. 511 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:10,623 Hey, everyone. 512 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:12,123 Whoa-ho! 513 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,373 What's up? Hold on. 514 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,322 Cousin. Bruce. 515 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:20,424 I know I've been away on Sakaar for a while. 516 00:26:20,427 --> 00:26:21,940 I'll tell you all about it. 517 00:26:21,943 --> 00:26:23,524 But first, 518 00:26:23,527 --> 00:26:26,208 I have someone here that I'd like you all to meet. 519 00:26:27,204 --> 00:26:29,471 This is my son, Skaar. 520 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,080 - Bruce! - Bruce! 521 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,623 What's up with the space thing? 522 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:34,707 Hi, honey! 523 00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:35,832 Wow, your family. 524 00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,873 You know about this? 525 00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,998 In light of a criminal conspiracy, 526 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,957 She-Hulk, the superpowered woman, cousin of the Hulk 527 00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:44,768 is cleared of her previous conviction. 528 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:45,895 She-Hulk! 529 00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:47,565 Can you share details about your lawsuit 530 00:26:47,568 --> 00:26:49,697 against Todd Phelps and Intelligencia? 531 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:53,010 People like Todd Phelps have to be held responsible for their actions. 532 00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:57,640 The message is that if you attack, harm, or harass innocent people, 533 00:26:57,643 --> 00:26:58,706 I'm coming for you. 534 00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:00,916 Do you mean in a courtroom or as a superhero? 535 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,362 Both. 536 00:27:05,365 --> 00:27:07,525 Tell our viewers, who are you wearing today? 537 00:27:07,528 --> 00:27:08,653 Okay. 538 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,083 The Difficult Diva of Law herself. 539 00:27:14,195 --> 00:27:19,843 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 540 00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:06,873 You took your time. 541 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:09,331 Emil, my apologies for the delay. 542 00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,666 You got sucked in another show, didn't you? 543 00:29:12,556 --> 00:29:16,575 We're really in an era of Peak TV. Do you have all your things? 544 00:29:16,578 --> 00:29:19,706 Yeah. What's the guest policy at Kamar-Taj? 545 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:20,832 Shared fridge? 546 00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:22,582 We're kind of all one with everything. 547 00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:25,041 - What about Wi-Fi? - We have Wi-Fi.