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This is it.

2
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The slightest misstep
means disaster.

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Ah, my best work yet.

4
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Sadly, I think you're right.

5
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Another one
for the maybe pile.

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Cheryl, you know I love you,
but if you don't start helping,

7
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I'm gonna snap your vertebrae
like pistachios.

8
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Aw,
that does sound like love!

9
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Come on! We need 100 of those
by the end of the day.

10
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Well, since we're not
gonna make it anyway,

11
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it won't matter if you eat one.

12
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You know I'm trying
to keep that under control!

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Why do you think
I'm doing it?

14
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I saw you lick crumbs
off your face. I win.

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- You okay?
- Why was it so hot?

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Were you...
wearing oven mitts?

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What are those?

18
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Damn it!
What are you idiots doing?

19
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You tell us, ass-face.

20
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You say we're on a secret
mission to destroy Fabian,

21
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and we've been undercover
for three weeks in this bakery.

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It's a patisserie,

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and it's not like I love
having you

24
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mess up my profitable
side business.

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That you use
as a personal slush fund.

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Obviously that.

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Wait, where's the other guy?

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Weird beard science dick?

29
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Everyone knows that
sourdough starter is alive,

30
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but the question remains,
is it horny?

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Listen up.

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Our intelligence says
that Fabian will venture out

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into the open soon,
then you'll kill him.

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Wait, this is
a straight-up assassination?

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What are you, children?
Yes!

36
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He's blackmailed
the president of Manatina

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into declaring martial law

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and is turning the whole country
into his personal fiefdom.

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Why not just have
CIA hit men do it?

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First off,
the CIA doesn't have hit men.

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Second, they're busy.

42
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Third, we can't have
our fingerprints on this.

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Unlike every pastry
you ding-dongs make.

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Yeah, it'd be a real shame
if the CIA got a bad name.

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All I'm saying is that
we can't have blowback.

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So if I get captured...

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Put a bullet in your head?

48
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No! Jesus.
Just rescue me.

49
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You were way too quick
with that.

50
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And the fewer CIA people
we have involved, the better.

51
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We might have a mole.

52
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Oh, you don't say.

53
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I mean, at this point,
isn't Langley

54
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considered
a national wildlife refuge?

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You've got so many rodents
in the CIA

56
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that the C probably stands
for Chuck E. Cheese.

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Why are you thinking
about Chuck E. Cheese?

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Because you wanna go there
with a kid

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that you got tricked
into having

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who no longer sees you
as her father?

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Or maybe the other kid you had
with a hooker?

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Whoa.
Jesus, Slater.

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The C stands for Central.

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It's a soft C.

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All right,
let's go kill a guy.

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credits

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So we've got a man
on the inside.

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He says Fabian is leaving
the presidential residence soon,

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and the only route takes him
through the central square

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and right by us here

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at the Confectionery Institute
of the Americas.

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- Subtle.
- I don't do subtle.

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Has anyone ever explained
to you what a spy is?

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Has anyone ever explained
to you what alcoholism is?

75
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Yeah, like, dozens of times.

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Okay, this is our killbox.

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Oh, great.
The only problem I have

78
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with this
is that it is insane.

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You can't put a killbox
in a public square.

80
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Hmm, let me look.
Yeah, I can,

81
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and if you don't wanna
do this mission,

82
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it is your God-given right
as an American to go home

83
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and face the crimes
you've all been framed for.

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Honestly,
not one of my favorite rights.

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Move over,
quartering of soldiers.

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This is President Lucero,

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until now,
a progressive reformer.

88
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But she's been blackmailed
and possibly taken hostage

89
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by Fabian
and a security team led by...

90
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our friend Ray Gillette.

91
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Hey, I know that guy!

92
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Look, Cheryl, Fairy Stix!

93
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I always carry some.
Continue.

94
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Wait, how are we gonna take out
Fabian without hitting Ray?

95
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I mean, he's being a douche,

96
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but if being a douche
were a capital offense,

97
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we'd have to carpet-bomb
Wall Street.

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And frankly,
seems expensive.

99
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Look, Ray made his choice.

100
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And this might be
our only chance

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before Fabian
solidifies control.

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Aw, but it's Ray.

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I just--

104
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I just put
so much awesome tech in him.

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He's more machine now than man.

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Look, I get it.
I'm human.

107
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And I'm sensitive
to your feelings here,

108
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but if it comes down to it,

109
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shoot Fabian
through Ray's goddamn head.

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- What about her?
- She's not our concern.

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It's the CIA's policy
not to intervene

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in other countries'
internal politics.

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Or you're hoping
this mess will get her deposed

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and you can replace her
with a right-wing dictator.

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Touché.

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I think it's pronounced
"Pinochet."

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Whatever.
Be ready in half an hour.

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Not to be sentimental,
but if Ray does die,

119
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I'd like my stuff back
from his corpse.

120
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Did anybody bring a chain saw?

121
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Everybody ready?

122
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Yeah, but it's weird
not having Ray here.

123
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Come on, he'd probably
just make some crack

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about how I'm unreliable
and drunk...

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which is so unfair.

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Yeah, he'd say something like,

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"If only we had
to kill your liver,

128
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we could just wait
ten minutes."

129
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Aha, okay.

130
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- "Easy, 007 and seven."
- Okay.

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"If I wanted a partner
that pissed,

132
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I'd team up with your underwear
tomorrow morning."

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Okay, Jesus.

134
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Now I really do
wanna kill him.

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Do you really think
he's gone bad?

136
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I mean, he did give
all our secrets to Fabian,

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and before that, he was working
at IIA without telling us.

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And he was really touchy
about the snake bite thing

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and the spider bite thing.

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I mean, come on, get over it.

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I did, like, immediately.

142
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Okay, we'll have a better shot
at not killing Ray

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if we adjust these positions
slightly.

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I've got it, Lana.

145
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Here's what we do.

146
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Okay, so the first task
is blocking the exit.

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Cheryl, that's on you.

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"Father of Freedom,
may you stand and watch over us

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until the last trumpet plays."

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Yikes.

151
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We're gonna need a trumpet.

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Pam, after that,
you'll join Cyril

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at the entrance
so they can't retreat.

154
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So we're, uh,
really doing this.

155
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No, you're dreaming.
That's why this doesn't hurt.

156
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Lana, you're eagle eye.

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Call out threats.

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If you've got a clear shot,
take it.

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Meanwhile,
I will ready myself

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for combat using
spiritual techniques

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that owe much too Spartan
and Maori ritual.

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Excuse me,
I asked for a martini,

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not a liquid analogue of your character,

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weak and disappointing.

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Archer, I'm seeing an
alleyway that's not on the map.

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Could be
a possible escape route.

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- We should shift--
- Lana, quick question.

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Are you Laszlo Toth?

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I am not.

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Then why are you despoiling
my perfect work of art?

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Fabian will be
in the middle of the motorcade

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well past the alley.

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It'll be fine.

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Motorcade approaching.

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Three cars.
30 seconds to contact.

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Let's pucker and poke 'er,
boys.

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- Come on.
- Really?

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- No!
- No!

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Look, as leader,
you need to clear

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a new catchphrase with me
before you trot it out

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in front of everybody
like a brain-damaged

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suicidal circus horse.

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Wink your stinks,
no time to think.

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What did I just say?

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Everyone shut up.

186
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Cheryl,
are you ready to detonate?

187
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- Ready!
- Miss?

188
00:07:09,914 --> 00:07:11,133
Less ready.

189
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Not ready!

190
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Abort! Abort!

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Just throw it!

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It was the last trump--

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oh, it hit the woodwinds.

194
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Converge on car two!

195
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No, do not converge.
He might not be--

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Ignore! Converge!

197
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Also, abort that last order.
Just for spite.

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Nobody's here.

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Come on, Ray.

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Bend down and tie your shoe
or something.

201
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I don't have the shot.

202
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I repeat, no shot.

203
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Archer, the café!

204
00:07:55,707 --> 00:07:56,835
Oh, you little--

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Can't say I'm sorry, Fabian.

206
00:08:03,891 --> 00:08:04,991
What the shit, Ray?

207
00:08:05,016 --> 00:08:06,780
You're gonna take a bullet
for this douchehole?

208
00:08:06,805 --> 00:08:09,975
Kinda hoping not to, but I'm
not the one pointing a gun at me!

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00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,553
He made the only
rational choice, Archer.

210
00:08:12,578 --> 00:08:13,666
You should do the same.

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An entire country
at your disposal.

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Every appetite fulfilled.

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Ha! My appetites will
never be fulfilled, Fabian,

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00:08:20,914 --> 00:08:23,236
because I am
ultimately empty...

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is, I guess, what I'm arguing.

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00:08:25,813 --> 00:08:26,913
But it doesn't matter.

217
00:08:26,938 --> 00:08:29,069
You can't do a hostile takeover
of a whole country.

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00:08:29,094 --> 00:08:30,400
You'll get thrown out
eventually.

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True,
if I didn't have leverage.

220
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We discovered
the world's biggest deposit

221
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of the rare earth metal
Hexon downriver.

222
00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:40,030
Thanks for getting me a sample
last time you were here.

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Come on, Ray.
We have to save the agency.

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It's Mother's legacy.

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That has to mean something
to you.

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Don't guilt-trip me!

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You didn't even come see me
in the hospital

228
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when you got me bitten
by that snake!

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- And now you're giggling about it?
- I am not.

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Ray, I swear, I was thinking
of something else.

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It was the spider.

232
00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:04,530
Well, now I've found someone
who knows what loyalty means.

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00:09:04,788 --> 00:09:05,738
Sorry!

234
00:09:05,763 --> 00:09:08,382
It was just the perfect moment
for that!

235
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,108
- You idiot!
- Oh, I'm the idiot?

236
00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,522
You just got double-crossed!

237
00:09:12,547 --> 00:09:13,913
I was playing him!

238
00:09:13,938 --> 00:09:15,881
But that doesn't make any--
okay.

239
00:09:15,906 --> 00:09:17,960
That might make a little sense,

240
00:09:17,985 --> 00:09:19,030
but why didn't you kill him?

241
00:09:19,055 --> 00:09:20,928
Because I'm not gonna kill
the one person

242
00:09:20,953 --> 00:09:22,733
who can actually
clear our names!

243
00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:24,608
You think Slater
cares enough to do it?

244
00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:27,030
And now we don't even have
anybody on the inside!

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00:09:27,055 --> 00:09:28,811
That's where you're wrong,
Ray.

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00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,436
Slater has a mole!

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00:09:30,461 --> 00:09:32,280
- I'm the mole!
- Wow.

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00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,678
He was totally willing
to kill you to get to Fabian.

249
00:09:34,703 --> 00:09:35,983
What a freaking shock.

250
00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:38,632
I was trying to set this up
so we could capture Fabian

251
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and have him clear our names.

252
00:09:40,292 --> 00:09:43,316
So you just made this
whole thing infinitely harder.

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- Ass.
- Well, obviously,

254
00:09:45,647 --> 00:09:47,225
but what about...

255
00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:49,628
But wait, then--

256
00:09:49,782 --> 00:09:51,405
ah, shit.

257
00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,108
Well, yet another
successful mission

258
00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,538
for the ass-for-head gang.

259
00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:01,280
Yeah, well,
maybe you could have told us

260
00:10:01,305 --> 00:10:02,897
Ray was your man
on the inside.

261
00:10:02,922 --> 00:10:04,061
How would that have helped?

262
00:10:04,086 --> 00:10:06,030
Maybe they wouldn't have
almost killed me?

263
00:10:06,055 --> 00:10:07,858
No, I mean
how would that help me?

264
00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:10,257
And how do we even know
you're not playing both sides

265
00:10:10,282 --> 00:10:11,272
right now?

266
00:10:12,269 --> 00:10:13,955
Oh, don't answer
all at once, y'all.

267
00:10:14,937 --> 00:10:17,108
Now I have to bring in
an independent kill team.

268
00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,872
Where are you gonna find
an independent kill team?

269
00:10:19,897 --> 00:10:20,874
The CIA!

270
00:10:20,899 --> 00:10:22,640
We'll just make them all
change their shirts.

271
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,902
The point is,
you're all demoted to support.

272
00:10:24,927 --> 00:10:26,686
And if we don't agree?

273
00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:28,585
Good luck getting through
the airport metal detector

274
00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:30,624
with my steel-toed boot
up your ass.

275
00:10:30,649 --> 00:10:32,428
And even if you made it
back to America,

276
00:10:32,453 --> 00:10:33,905
you'd still all be felons.

277
00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:35,053
- Seriously?
- Oh, come on.

278
00:10:35,078 --> 00:10:36,825
Yeah, that's right.
Now I have to go talk

279
00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:38,452
to the real professionals.

280
00:10:38,882 --> 00:10:41,093
And get those
fucking muffins done.

281
00:10:41,716 --> 00:10:43,152
So y'all baking now?

282
00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:45,658
- Shut up, Ray.
- No, I won't shut up.

283
00:10:45,683 --> 00:10:48,030
Can we at least acknowledge
y'all were wrong about me?

284
00:10:48,055 --> 00:10:50,383
Do you honestly still think
I've gone over to Fabian?

285
00:10:50,408 --> 00:10:52,202
And that's unlikely why?

286
00:10:52,227 --> 00:10:53,499
Okay, that's fair.

287
00:10:53,524 --> 00:10:56,007
But I'm back now,
and I think we should call it

288
00:10:56,161 --> 00:10:57,038
"Raydemption."

289
00:10:57,063 --> 00:10:59,784
How about possibly not
a raging asshole?

290
00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:01,854
- Emphasis on "possibly."
- I like mine better.

291
00:11:01,879 --> 00:11:03,905
Look, it kind of seems like
we're cornered here.

292
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,802
So maybe we just do the job
and sort it out later.

293
00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:08,733
No. No, that is not
what we are doing.

294
00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:10,850
Look, my whole thing with IIA
was to go with the flow,

295
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,475
do my job, and go home.

296
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,921
And look where that got us.

297
00:11:13,946 --> 00:11:16,093
There was no way we get out
of this if we just hope

298
00:11:16,118 --> 00:11:17,327
things turn out okay.

299
00:11:17,352 --> 00:11:18,725
We have to take control.

300
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,639
Yeah, that's a fun series
of words, Lana,

301
00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:21,849
but so is "Mad Libs."

302
00:11:21,874 --> 00:11:23,108
Okay, so how's this?

303
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:25,585
We pretend to work support,
go rogue, grab Fabian,

304
00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:27,741
get him out of the country,
and use him to clear our names.

305
00:11:27,766 --> 00:11:29,770
Well, that, I do like.
You got a plan?

306
00:11:29,795 --> 00:11:31,702
- Always.
- So to be clear,

307
00:11:31,727 --> 00:11:34,358
are we or aren't we
playing "Mad Libs"?

308
00:11:34,383 --> 00:11:36,264
Either way,
my response is boobs.

309
00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:39,866
Listen up, failures.

310
00:11:39,891 --> 00:11:41,507
What I need you to do
is nothing.

311
00:11:41,532 --> 00:11:44,139
Sit here and smell each other's
farts until I say.

312
00:11:44,164 --> 00:11:45,749
We may need you
for a distraction...

313
00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:46,811
or something.

314
00:11:47,676 --> 00:11:49,156
Okay,
we don't have much time

315
00:11:49,181 --> 00:11:50,702
before the heavy hitters
get here.

316
00:11:50,727 --> 00:11:52,880
Uh, since it's my plan,
shouldn't I be the one talking?

317
00:11:52,905 --> 00:11:54,839
That goes against
my every instinct,

318
00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:56,264
but we don't have time
to argue.

319
00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:59,030
So I'm gonna keep talking
because it feels natural.

320
00:11:59,055 --> 00:12:01,225
Ray, you can't go in
because they know your face,

321
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,165
but you know the layout
and the security holes,

322
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,319
so you're gonna be crucial
on the radio.

323
00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:06,702
We're counting on you.

324
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:07,641
- Really?
- Good Lord!

325
00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:08,538
- I mean...
- Hey!

326
00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:09,944
Ray risked his life for us!

327
00:12:09,969 --> 00:12:11,928
So shut up and get going.

328
00:12:12,134 --> 00:12:13,522
Hey, Ray,
I just wanna say

329
00:12:13,547 --> 00:12:15,343
that I appreciate
the sacrifices you made.

330
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,116
Finally, someone!
Thank you.

331
00:12:17,141 --> 00:12:19,147
But if you do betray us,
I'll flay you

332
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,757
under a lemon juice waterfall.

333
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,392
I'll make
an Aztec blood sacrifice

334
00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:24,335
look like
a Girl Scout jamboree.

335
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,116
Now gulp and then say,
"Yes, Lana."

336
00:12:27,374 --> 00:12:28,632
Yes, Lana.

337
00:12:29,546 --> 00:12:31,405
Whew!
Oh, buddy, sorry about Lana.

338
00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:33,538
Because I think she was
a little too lenient.

339
00:12:33,563 --> 00:12:35,936
And speaking of jamborees,
I will roast marshmallows

340
00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:38,772
over your burning
but still barely alive body.

341
00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:42,171
Y'all's level of trust
is truly inspiring.

342
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,108
- Ready?
- Uh, not sure.

343
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:50,983
You wanna give me a speech
about my plan before we go?

344
00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:53,186
Don't be petty, Lana.
It's unbecoming.

345
00:12:53,595 --> 00:12:54,945
Don't forget your bag.

346
00:12:57,186 --> 00:12:58,553
So petty!

347
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,194
Oh, no, wait! That was my bag.

348
00:13:04,029 --> 00:13:05,889
What are you doing here?

349
00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:08,521
We're...delivering pastries?

350
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:10,811
What is this mierda?

351
00:13:10,836 --> 00:13:13,178
Don't be a dick.
That one's pretty good.

352
00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:14,530
I even put my name on it.

353
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:15,915
Excuse me.

354
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:17,483
Is there a problem here?

355
00:13:18,425 --> 00:13:19,460
Yes, Lana.

356
00:13:19,485 --> 00:13:21,428
I just stepped
in a puddle of raw sewage

357
00:13:21,453 --> 00:13:23,710
in shoes that cost more
than your car.

358
00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:25,413
Well, if it makes you
feel better,

359
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,279
you could always
get me a nicer car.

360
00:13:27,304 --> 00:13:28,350
No, no, no.

361
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,543
This isn't the solution,
homeys.

362
00:13:30,568 --> 00:13:32,897
Let's just chill like krill.

363
00:13:32,922 --> 00:13:34,924
They live in cold water.

364
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,147
Okay, all right, everyone.

365
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,444
Uh, I, uh--I know when I'm...

366
00:13:42,469 --> 00:13:44,202
about to kick some ass!

367
00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:57,912
Oh, wow, that looks bad.

368
00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:01,039
Lana! Get out here!

369
00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:03,905
I hate you!

370
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,194
Hell yeah, Cyril, get some!

371
00:14:18,219 --> 00:14:20,311
I just got some!

372
00:14:23,225 --> 00:14:25,841
Oh, hey!
Lana, wow, you're here.

373
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,702
Thank you so much
for stopping by.

374
00:14:27,727 --> 00:14:30,241
I should be mad at you
for not helping, but...

375
00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:31,267
But what?

376
00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:34,093
I stepped on you
with the poop shoe.

377
00:14:34,146 --> 00:14:36,061
Oh, and one more thing.

378
00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:37,447
Eat me.

379
00:14:38,715 --> 00:14:39,780
We're ready.

380
00:14:39,805 --> 00:14:41,686
Okay,
two guards flanking the door

381
00:14:41,711 --> 00:14:43,139
and a third near the desk.

382
00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:44,382
Cover on the left

383
00:14:44,407 --> 00:14:47,311
in three, two, one, mark.

384
00:14:53,777 --> 00:14:55,701
Freeze, Fabian,
or don't.

385
00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:57,155
I wouldn't really care
either way.

386
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,452
Yet another misstep
on your part.

387
00:14:59,477 --> 00:15:01,482
I've got you
right where I want--

388
00:15:01,913 --> 00:15:02,884
Jesus!

389
00:15:02,909 --> 00:15:03,968
Yeah, sorry.

390
00:15:03,993 --> 00:15:05,975
I just couldn't listen
to another goddamn speech.

391
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,132
You know what? Fair.

392
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,288
You, come with us.

393
00:15:08,313 --> 00:15:09,444
It'll be safer for you.

394
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,983
Why?

395
00:15:14,027 --> 00:15:15,225
Because that!

396
00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:21,088
A-a-are you here
to rescue me?

397
00:15:21,113 --> 00:15:22,202
Uh, who are you again?

398
00:15:22,227 --> 00:15:23,210
This is the president!

399
00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:25,561
She's being held hostage
and blackmailed?

400
00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:27,022
This one is different
than the one

401
00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:29,561
we blackmailed
with the bank stuff?

402
00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:31,835
At this point,
I honestly do not care.

403
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,803
Across the hall!

404
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,702
Come on, hurry!

405
00:15:37,027 --> 00:15:38,463
Go! Go!

406
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,389
Fabian, I've been meaning
to tell you something.

407
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,463
Why are you stopping?

408
00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:50,452
Because...that?

409
00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:01,508
See, if this were my van,
it'd be so much better.

410
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:03,040
What, like we'd have
knockout gas?

411
00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:04,588
No, but when we get
torn apart,

412
00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:06,133
we'd have
a kick-ass soundtrack.

413
00:16:06,158 --> 00:16:07,464
- Dude!
- You shut up!

414
00:16:07,489 --> 00:16:08,403
Let her talk!

415
00:16:08,428 --> 00:16:10,126
Shut up!
Fabian is the target.

416
00:16:10,151 --> 00:16:11,579
Archer and I are
getting him out of here.

417
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,798
The rest of you scatter.

418
00:16:12,823 --> 00:16:14,235
Meet at the secondary
rendezvous point.

419
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:16,102
But I can't go out there!

420
00:16:16,127 --> 00:16:17,993
Uh, ten-second disguise, go!

421
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,438
I've always meant
to try this out.

422
00:16:19,463 --> 00:16:20,899
It's ironic,
but now that I have

423
00:16:20,924 --> 00:16:22,993
the confidence to wear it,
I want you to have it.

424
00:16:23,018 --> 00:16:24,367
Please stop talking.

425
00:16:24,805 --> 00:16:25,937
She learns fast.

426
00:16:25,962 --> 00:16:27,024
Here, take care of her.

427
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,852
How is your mustache a her?

428
00:16:28,877 --> 00:16:31,610
I have this rule
where I call anything "her"

429
00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:33,550
when it's more feminine
than you.

430
00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:37,633
There, exit vehicle.

431
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,735
But I can't hot-wire it
that fast.

432
00:16:39,894 --> 00:16:44,251
For all its faults, IIA does
have very good scientists.

433
00:16:44,276 --> 00:16:47,008
Yeah, that totally outweighs
the soul-crushing evil.

434
00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:47,991
Let's go!

435
00:16:53,966 --> 00:16:55,329
Where are you going?

436
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:59,548
Why are you torturing me?

437
00:16:59,573 --> 00:17:01,532
For the same reason
people climb Everest.

438
00:17:01,557 --> 00:17:03,118
Because they're awesome.

439
00:17:13,813 --> 00:17:14,814
Where to now?

440
00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:16,535
Ray,
need that emergency exit,

441
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,876
one minute exactly.

442
00:17:18,143 --> 00:17:20,477
Shut up and do it
just like we planned.

443
00:17:20,502 --> 00:17:22,243
Mark.
Make a left!

444
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,514
Shit, I lost comms!

445
00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:55,545
Where am I going, Lana?

446
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:57,725
- 20 seconds.
- "To what?" he said,

447
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,186
knowing the answer was death.

448
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,936
Go! 15 seconds.

449
00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:07,999
- Ten!
- Why are you counting down?

450
00:18:08,024 --> 00:18:09,604
I feel very
out of the loop here.

451
00:18:09,629 --> 00:18:11,092
Oh, imagine that.

452
00:18:11,117 --> 00:18:12,459
Not needed, Fabian.

453
00:18:12,484 --> 00:18:14,261
Head off the bridge
at the third pillar.

454
00:18:14,286 --> 00:18:15,147
Ray's got us.

455
00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:16,952
Are we really
trusting Ray on this?

456
00:18:16,977 --> 00:18:20,077
- Three, two, one, now!

457
00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:27,366
Oh, shiiit!

458
00:18:32,107 --> 00:18:33,341
Trust me now?

459
00:18:34,276 --> 00:18:35,530
60/40.

460
00:18:36,912 --> 00:18:38,342
What are you idiots doing?

461
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,131
Please hold.
It's for you.

462
00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:41,256
Congratulations!

463
00:18:41,281 --> 00:18:44,014
I'm gonna spend the rest
of my life ruining yours.

464
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,725
And you can kiss your
little shit-box agency goodbye.

465
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,600
I can't count how many times
you've threatened

466
00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:50,436
to take the agency from me,
Slater.

467
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:52,350
So let me say this.

468
00:18:52,688 --> 00:18:54,288
Fuck your muffins.

469
00:18:58,173 --> 00:19:01,176
Honestly, not the worst
mission I've run...

470
00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:03,147
in South America...

471
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,658
this year.

472
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,537
And we will take it
from here.

473
00:19:09,021 --> 00:19:10,145
Interpol?

474
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,584
You guys are still a thing?

475
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,897
Enough of a thing
that we can pass what we know

476
00:19:13,922 --> 00:19:15,105
along to the U.S. government

477
00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:17,538
and clear your names
if we wanted to.

478
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:19,521
And you say...

479
00:19:19,546 --> 00:19:21,139
Thank you.
We would like that.

480
00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:22,647
Ah, that's a good lad.

481
00:19:22,672 --> 00:19:23,881
Interpol?

482
00:19:23,906 --> 00:19:25,858
What is that, some kind
of airfreight service

483
00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:28,545
that brings penguins
to hungry polar bears?

484
00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:30,912
- No.
- Well, it should be.

485
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,766
You puny, second-rate idiots!

486
00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:35,092
You think this will stop me?

487
00:19:35,117 --> 00:19:37,910
I cannot be defeated,
only delayed!

488
00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:39,545
Uh, excuse me, there's--

489
00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,249
No, Cyril, let the man speak.

490
00:19:41,274 --> 00:19:43,569
When you see me next,
it will be the moment

491
00:19:43,594 --> 00:19:45,194
that your life...

492
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,663
Pl-plunges into, uh...

493
00:19:48,183 --> 00:19:49,999
Plunges into what?

494
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:52,707
Spider bite!

495
00:19:52,732 --> 00:19:54,217
Oh, don't be a baby.

496
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,319
Wait,
I still have one question.

497
00:19:58,975 --> 00:19:59,936
Uh, what now?

498
00:19:59,961 --> 00:20:02,717
Fabian did actually deposit
two months of financial runway

499
00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:04,038
into our account.

500
00:20:04,063 --> 00:20:05,905
Though it was just
to frame us, so...

501
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:07,413
So we're, like, a thing again?

502
00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:08,569
Well, but who's in charge?

503
00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:10,272
Do we take a vote or something?

504
00:20:10,297 --> 00:20:11,584
No, we don't.

505
00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:13,709
Now, we all know
that I am the greatest spy

506
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:14,953
not only in the world

507
00:20:14,978 --> 00:20:16,340
but in the history
of the world.

508
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:17,334
Oh, my God.

509
00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:18,664
But when it comes
to strategy,

510
00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:20,202
Lana got us out of there

511
00:20:20,227 --> 00:20:22,584
and made a deal with Interpol
to clear our names.

512
00:20:22,609 --> 00:20:24,967
Lana, the chair is yours.

513
00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:27,061
Wow. Thank you, Archer.

514
00:20:27,086 --> 00:20:28,653
That really means a lot.

515
00:20:31,179 --> 00:20:33,881
Besides, I wanna drink and
screw and not be responsible,

516
00:20:33,914 --> 00:20:36,397
and there's no way I can do it
from that chair.

517
00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:38,991
Plus, Lana, you won't be in
the way as much in the field.

518
00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:40,929
I am not giving up the field.

519
00:20:40,954 --> 00:20:41,991
Can I change my mind?

520
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:44,194
Speaking as your boss,
no, you cannot.

521
00:20:44,219 --> 00:20:45,522
I accept that.

522
00:20:45,547 --> 00:20:47,414
Hey, Mother would be proud...

523
00:20:47,439 --> 00:20:48,647
of both of us.

524
00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:51,297
Let me say this.

525
00:20:51,322 --> 00:20:54,139
Ms. Kane,
you are my supervisor.

526
00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:56,717
Does this mean that you're
actually gonna listen to me?

527
00:20:56,742 --> 00:20:59,303
- I'm sorry, what?
- So what's next?

528
00:20:59,328 --> 00:21:02,639
Actually, I have a few ideas
about that.

529
00:21:07,069 --> 00:21:08,461
So what are they?

530
00:21:08,486 --> 00:21:10,053
It's weird that you paused
right there.

531
00:21:10,078 --> 00:21:12,428
We all agree that's weird,
right?

532
00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:17,819
Just a weird pause.

533
00:21:18,618 --> 00:21:25,413
credits