1 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:06,734 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:06,737 --> 00:00:09,705 Get out of my bed, fatso. 3 00:00:09,707 --> 00:00:11,974 Oh! Oh... 4 00:00:11,976 --> 00:00:13,929 Oh, my God. Oh, my, God, Mickey! 5 00:00:13,932 --> 00:00:14,910 Mickey, help! 6 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:21,750 Aah! What the hell's 7 00:00:21,752 --> 00:00:23,685 wrong with you guys?! You could've killed me! 8 00:00:23,687 --> 00:00:26,688 No, no, no. If we wanted to kill you, you'd be dead. 9 00:00:26,690 --> 00:00:28,423 What's with the Obama mask? 10 00:00:28,425 --> 00:00:31,093 Oh, yeah, that was just the only mask I could find. 11 00:00:31,095 --> 00:00:32,561 Just a little Halloween fun. 12 00:00:32,563 --> 00:00:34,518 - Oh, I frickin' hate Halloween. - What?! 13 00:00:34,521 --> 00:00:36,865 Oh, what are you, a cop? It's the best day of the year. 14 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:38,867 Yeah, it makes Christmas look like Hanukkah. 15 00:00:38,869 --> 00:00:40,903 Of course you like it. It's a holiday based entirely 16 00:00:40,905 --> 00:00:43,038 - on free handouts. - I'm not sure if you're aware, 17 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,541 but there is a war on fun in this country. 18 00:00:45,543 --> 00:00:47,042 First they take our nudity, 19 00:00:47,044 --> 00:00:48,777 and then our profanity, and then our violence. 20 00:00:48,779 --> 00:00:51,380 - Who's they? - Them! The enemy. You know? 21 00:00:51,382 --> 00:00:53,248 The big dogs, the... the fat cats. 22 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,950 - Mm, makes me sick. - Course it makes you sick. 23 00:00:54,952 --> 00:00:57,553 It makes everybody sick. But not tonight, sir. No way. 24 00:00:57,555 --> 00:01:00,055 Not Halloween. This is the one night... the one night... 25 00:01:00,057 --> 00:01:01,590 Where authority means nothing, okay? 26 00:01:01,592 --> 00:01:03,141 Yeah, I'm gonna transform this place 27 00:01:03,144 --> 00:01:04,693 into a brothel of sin. 28 00:01:04,695 --> 00:01:06,929 - What? - Oh, yeah. He's really good at it, too. 29 00:01:06,931 --> 00:01:08,564 I think you're gonna really like it. You should see 30 00:01:08,566 --> 00:01:10,041 what he does to his apartment every Halloween. 31 00:01:10,043 --> 00:01:13,602 Yeah. Finally, I have a playground worthy of my talents. 32 00:01:13,604 --> 00:01:16,271 Absolutely not. People already think this house is haunted. 33 00:01:16,273 --> 00:01:17,906 I refuse to participate. 34 00:01:17,908 --> 00:01:20,538 Um... refusal denied. 35 00:01:20,541 --> 00:01:22,811 Hey, I'm serious. It's not happening! 36 00:01:22,813 --> 00:01:25,496 Over my dead body! 37 00:01:25,499 --> 00:01:27,549 Where you want this fog machine? 38 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:28,884 Oh, uh, pop it over by those 39 00:01:28,886 --> 00:01:30,385 buckets of pigs' blood, right there. 40 00:01:30,387 --> 00:01:32,454 You're really allowing this? 41 00:01:32,456 --> 00:01:33,922 Why wouldn't I? This party's 42 00:01:33,924 --> 00:01:35,757 the perfect way to cement my legacy. 43 00:01:35,759 --> 00:01:37,226 What legacy? 44 00:01:37,228 --> 00:01:38,894 Chip, I'm probably the coolest person 45 00:01:38,896 --> 00:01:41,225 that ever went to Lockwood but, thanks to our parents, 46 00:01:41,228 --> 00:01:43,265 my reputation's taken a slight hit. 47 00:01:43,267 --> 00:01:45,100 I just need to make sure that people remember me 48 00:01:45,102 --> 00:01:46,668 for the right reasons. And not just now, 49 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,937 but ten years, 20 years from now. 50 00:01:48,939 --> 00:01:50,405 This party's gonna be a monument 51 00:01:50,407 --> 00:01:53,108 to the legend that is Sabrina Pemberton. 52 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:54,887 Healthy self-image. 53 00:01:54,890 --> 00:01:57,246 Hey! Halloween, baby. 54 00:01:57,248 --> 00:02:00,415 I got 40 pounds of raw goat meat and cow intestines, 55 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:02,851 ooh, and a buttload of chicken gizzards. 56 00:02:02,853 --> 00:02:04,361 Stick 'em right there, I'll go through 'em later. 57 00:02:04,363 --> 00:02:07,589 Okay. Oh, I got to find a Halloween costume. 58 00:02:07,591 --> 00:02:09,925 Oh, Jimmy and I got you covered. You know what we do? We got 59 00:02:09,927 --> 00:02:11,927 this tradition where you got to choose each other's Halloween 60 00:02:11,929 --> 00:02:13,996 costume, and whatever gets chosen, you got to go with it. 61 00:02:13,998 --> 00:02:16,164 - You got to commit. - Oh, okay, do me. 62 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:17,299 - Yeah, you want in on that? - Yeah, yeah. 63 00:02:17,301 --> 00:02:18,367 All right. 64 00:02:18,369 --> 00:02:20,802 Fernando Valenzuela. Right? 65 00:02:20,804 --> 00:02:23,105 - Who the hell is that? - Who the hell are you? 66 00:02:23,107 --> 00:02:25,874 He's only, like, one of the best pitchers of all time. 67 00:02:25,876 --> 00:02:27,943 - I've never heard of him. - People will love it, trust me. 68 00:02:27,945 --> 00:02:29,946 - My turn. - Randy Johnson. 69 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:31,313 You guys making these names up? 70 00:02:31,315 --> 00:02:32,881 Don't do pitcher just 'cause I did pitcher. 71 00:02:32,883 --> 00:02:34,883 No, I'm not. You inspired me. 72 00:02:34,885 --> 00:02:36,385 You know, I mean, you got these... 73 00:02:36,387 --> 00:02:38,787 long, floppy limbs and this, like... 74 00:02:38,789 --> 00:02:40,522 emaciated face. 75 00:02:40,524 --> 00:02:43,325 Uh... No, like, in a good way. No... 76 00:02:43,327 --> 00:02:45,327 I find Randy Johnson very attractive. 77 00:02:45,329 --> 00:02:47,396 All right, whatever. Alba, do Jimmy. 78 00:02:47,398 --> 00:02:49,164 Okay, uh... 79 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,632 Garbage. 80 00:02:50,634 --> 00:02:53,087 - Nice. - Garbage what? 81 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,370 Like the garbage man to drive a truck? 82 00:02:55,372 --> 00:02:57,973 No. No man. No truck. Just garbage. 83 00:02:57,975 --> 00:02:59,675 - Nice. Jimmy's garbage. - Yeah. Okay. 84 00:02:59,677 --> 00:03:01,643 Hey, what about me? I want to play. 85 00:03:01,645 --> 00:03:04,413 I don't know. You can't go throwing one of your bitch fits 86 00:03:04,415 --> 00:03:06,014 if you don't get sexy ladybug. 87 00:03:06,016 --> 00:03:07,983 If I'm wearing it, it's gonna be sexy. 88 00:03:07,985 --> 00:03:10,719 Well, we'll see about that, Steve Jobs. 89 00:03:10,721 --> 00:03:13,322 Oh. That's good. 90 00:03:13,324 --> 00:03:16,177 Also a legend. Makes perfect sense. 91 00:03:18,062 --> 00:03:21,431 I don't feel so good. My butt keeps throwing up. 92 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:24,032 Oh, no! I can't get butt sick. Uh... not for the party. 93 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:25,509 Jimmy, can you quarantine him? 94 00:03:25,512 --> 00:03:27,402 Oh, yeah, on it. I'm immune. 95 00:03:27,404 --> 00:03:29,731 I can't remember the last time my butt wasn't throwing up. 96 00:03:29,734 --> 00:03:31,506 But what about Halloween? I want to be a ghoul 97 00:03:31,508 --> 00:03:33,041 and eat all the candy. 98 00:03:33,043 --> 00:03:34,509 Well, the candy's not going anywhere. 99 00:03:34,511 --> 00:03:36,111 Once we plug up your pipes, you can eat it 100 00:03:36,113 --> 00:03:37,879 till your butt starts throwing up all over again. 101 00:03:37,881 --> 00:03:38,753 - Boom. - Right. 102 00:03:38,756 --> 00:03:40,182 Aw. Feel better, baby. 103 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:45,387 Hey there, little guy. 104 00:03:45,389 --> 00:03:47,189 Kind of early to be trick-or-treating, isn't it? 105 00:03:47,191 --> 00:03:49,191 Wait a second, I remember this guy. 106 00:03:49,193 --> 00:03:51,293 Didn't I smash you? 107 00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:54,796 Oh! Yeah, that's right. Man, I would think 108 00:03:54,798 --> 00:03:56,932 that tasing a resident would be grounds for dismissal. 109 00:03:56,934 --> 00:03:58,400 - Suspension. - Hmm. 110 00:03:58,402 --> 00:04:00,102 Which, as of tonight, has been lifted. 111 00:04:00,104 --> 00:04:01,703 I'm back in the field, where I belong. 112 00:04:01,705 --> 00:04:03,705 Well, everybody loves a good comeback story. 113 00:04:03,707 --> 00:04:06,775 - Thanks for stopping by. - Not so fast. 114 00:04:06,777 --> 00:04:08,543 I received an anonymous complaint 115 00:04:08,545 --> 00:04:10,681 about a party here, tonight. 116 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,550 Hmm. 117 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,417 What? 118 00:04:15,419 --> 00:04:17,595 - I told you: no parties. - Mm-hmm. 119 00:04:19,256 --> 00:04:21,156 Thank you for your concern. I appreciate it. 120 00:04:21,158 --> 00:04:22,710 But we are not having a party. 121 00:04:22,713 --> 00:04:25,927 All set. Eight kegs, four taps, 200 pounds of ice. 122 00:04:25,929 --> 00:04:27,421 Sign here, please. 123 00:04:31,335 --> 00:04:32,968 I enjoy drinking. 124 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:35,303 I like the escape. 125 00:04:35,305 --> 00:04:37,700 I'm warning you. 126 00:04:37,703 --> 00:04:39,775 - Look, even if we were having a party... - Which we are not. 127 00:04:39,777 --> 00:04:41,676 Which we are not... There would be nothing 128 00:04:41,679 --> 00:04:44,531 you could do about it, because you're weak and insignificant. 129 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,109 And you certainly wouldn't be invited, 130 00:04:46,112 --> 00:04:48,150 'cause you would ruin the vibe. 131 00:04:48,152 --> 00:04:49,651 See, that's where you're wrong. 132 00:04:49,653 --> 00:04:51,153 It's Halloween tonight. 133 00:04:51,155 --> 00:04:52,954 - The police are stretched thin. - Mm-hmm? 134 00:04:52,956 --> 00:04:55,824 So within the walls of this gated community, I am the law. 135 00:04:55,826 --> 00:04:58,760 And if I hear so much as one noise complaint, 136 00:04:58,762 --> 00:05:00,762 - Uh-huh. - By God, I will rain down... 137 00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:02,964 Oh, Chip. 138 00:05:02,966 --> 00:05:05,367 Now, why'd you go and do something like that? 139 00:05:05,369 --> 00:05:08,375 Very bad idea, this thing you did. 140 00:05:08,378 --> 00:05:09,667 I warned you guys. 141 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:11,373 We're not throwing a party. It's a stupid holiday 142 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:13,542 for stupid people. I won't be a part of it. 143 00:05:13,544 --> 00:05:15,477 Why are you walking towards me? Stop. 144 00:05:15,479 --> 00:05:19,014 Stop! Stand down! I command you. 145 00:05:19,016 --> 00:05:21,283 Don't make me do something I'll regret. 146 00:05:21,285 --> 00:05:24,719 Are you insane? Let me out! This is ridiculous. 147 00:05:24,721 --> 00:05:27,989 Told you you'd be participating. Happy Halloween. 148 00:05:27,991 --> 00:05:31,234 Release me! Release me now! 149 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:40,748 You gotta let me out, man. 150 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:43,050 Help me! Come on, let me out. 151 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,552 Let me out now! 152 00:05:44,554 --> 00:05:46,721 I don't get his costume, 153 00:05:46,723 --> 00:05:49,890 but cage boy is really committed. 154 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,459 Just let me out of the cage now! 155 00:05:51,461 --> 00:05:52,793 Come o... 156 00:05:52,795 --> 00:05:55,196 I don't get it. 157 00:05:55,198 --> 00:05:57,198 Randy Jackson from American Idol? 158 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,066 No, Randy Johnson. 159 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:01,635 The Big Unit? Seattle Mariners? 160 00:06:01,637 --> 00:06:03,443 Dude, I'm just trying to get a drink. 161 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,139 All right, well, sit tight, guy. My homegirl's filling up 162 00:06:05,141 --> 00:06:07,108 - her pumpkin. - Yeah. 163 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:09,376 All right. 164 00:06:09,378 --> 00:06:10,978 - You good? - Yeah! 165 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:13,581 - Wow, this party is awesome. - Oh, yeah. 166 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:17,051 Oh, did you know that when you flush the toilets, 167 00:06:17,053 --> 00:06:18,452 they fill back up with blood? 168 00:06:18,454 --> 00:06:21,388 Classic bloody bowl. Yeah. 169 00:06:21,390 --> 00:06:23,290 Hot garbage, coming through. 170 00:06:23,292 --> 00:06:25,392 - Ooh! - Yeah. I went method. 171 00:06:25,394 --> 00:06:27,928 I've already gone to the bathroom twice in this thing. 172 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,831 Okay. Normally that would gross me out, 173 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:33,590 - but I'm very excited by this commitment. - Oh, yeah? 174 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:34,618 - Yeah. - Well, why don't 175 00:06:34,621 --> 00:06:35,970 you get excited about this? 176 00:06:35,972 --> 00:06:37,605 What is that? 177 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:39,473 - That is Ben. - Ugh. 178 00:06:39,475 --> 00:06:42,610 - Rigged up a baby monitor. - He looks awful. 179 00:06:42,612 --> 00:06:44,278 Well, I slapped some ghoulish makeup on him 180 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,014 - once he passed out. - How is he sleeping through this? 181 00:06:47,016 --> 00:06:49,150 Put, uh, some cold medication in some candy... 182 00:06:49,152 --> 00:06:50,584 Sucked it right down. 183 00:06:50,586 --> 00:06:53,621 Oh. Nice. Good thinking. What else you got? 184 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:57,358 Uh, let's see. I got a lot. Oh. 185 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,960 See that nerd over there by what he thinks is a speaker? 186 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:02,363 - Mm-hmm. - It's not. It's a blood cannon. 187 00:07:02,365 --> 00:07:04,098 Watch this. 188 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,667 - See ya, nerd. - What's he doing? 189 00:07:06,669 --> 00:07:09,229 - What? Okay, what's he doing? - Damn it. 190 00:07:09,232 --> 00:07:10,771 I got a glitch. 191 00:07:10,773 --> 00:07:12,373 Excuse me, gentlemen. 192 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:14,041 - I got to go fix it. - Aah! 193 00:07:14,043 --> 00:07:16,777 Oh. 194 00:07:16,779 --> 00:07:18,946 I don't remember Jobs doing shorts. 195 00:07:18,948 --> 00:07:20,648 Think different. 196 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:22,550 Don't know what that means. 197 00:07:22,552 --> 00:07:24,351 So what do you think? 198 00:07:24,353 --> 00:07:28,022 Is this a party worthy of the legendary Sabrina Pemberton? 199 00:07:28,024 --> 00:07:30,024 Yeah, but this is just the opening act. 200 00:07:30,026 --> 00:07:31,781 The main event's right over there. 201 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,962 Damn, Peter's not a boy anymore. 202 00:07:34,964 --> 00:07:36,363 - Mm. - Actually, he is. 203 00:07:36,365 --> 00:07:37,665 He's a freshman. 204 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:39,233 You're gonna nail a freshman? 205 00:07:39,235 --> 00:07:40,968 Not just a freshman. 206 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:43,838 The freshman... Matty Pruitt. 207 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,024 After I sink my teeth into him, 208 00:07:46,027 --> 00:07:48,642 he'll be talking about me for the next four years, 209 00:07:48,644 --> 00:07:50,511 and that is how you cement a legacy. 210 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,560 Your mind is a frightening place. 211 00:07:52,563 --> 00:07:53,514 Oh. 212 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,683 It looks like someone's moving in. 213 00:07:55,685 --> 00:07:57,400 All right. 214 00:07:57,403 --> 00:07:59,053 That's not part of the plan. 215 00:07:59,055 --> 00:08:01,021 - I like this. That pleases me. - Yes. 216 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:03,023 Damn it! There's supposed to be a skeleton 217 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:05,759 tearing through here on a zip line, a real one. 218 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:08,429 Where'd you get a real skeleton? 219 00:08:08,431 --> 00:08:10,664 Oh, a vet clinic down in Hartford. 220 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:13,500 It's actually a raccoon, but it looks just like a little kid. 221 00:08:13,502 --> 00:08:16,837 Jimmy, just let me out of the cage. 222 00:08:16,839 --> 00:08:20,330 Oh, but Mick would eat me alive if I did that. 223 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,667 But I'll tell you what I can do. 224 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,011 I can give you this. 225 00:08:24,013 --> 00:08:25,746 What is that? 226 00:08:25,748 --> 00:08:26,881 Well, people will respect you more 227 00:08:26,883 --> 00:08:29,683 if they think you chose to be in the cage. 228 00:08:29,685 --> 00:08:32,453 I am not wearing a monkey costume. 229 00:08:32,455 --> 00:08:34,555 Hmm. Suit yourself. 230 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:36,854 I got to go fix a broken breaker board. 231 00:08:36,857 --> 00:08:38,623 This is a disaster. 232 00:08:38,626 --> 00:08:40,594 Come on, bring it! 233 00:08:40,596 --> 00:08:42,429 And the pitch. 234 00:08:42,431 --> 00:08:46,200 Oh! Not my boob! Aah! 235 00:08:46,202 --> 00:08:48,135 Lighten up. You're fine. Put it back up on the head. 236 00:08:48,137 --> 00:08:49,603 Hold still this time. 237 00:08:49,605 --> 00:08:51,739 Okay, party's over, everyone! 238 00:08:51,741 --> 00:08:54,074 - Oh, no, no, no. - Every single one of you, get out! 239 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,377 - Yeah, you heard me. Let's go! - No, no. No. 240 00:08:56,379 --> 00:08:57,945 Nobody go anywhere, all right? 241 00:08:57,947 --> 00:09:00,748 This man is not to be respected. He has no authority. 242 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,616 Yes, I am, and I do. 243 00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:04,218 Come on, let's empty these cups! 244 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:06,053 Okay. 245 00:09:06,055 --> 00:09:08,802 That is not what I meant. 246 00:09:08,805 --> 00:09:10,257 - No? - And you know it! 247 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,888 - Oh. - Don't push me! 248 00:09:11,891 --> 00:09:13,460 Like that? 249 00:09:13,462 --> 00:09:15,396 I don't like piglets like you. 250 00:09:15,398 --> 00:09:17,331 You know, coming around, snorting around, 251 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,933 ruining everybody's fun. 252 00:09:18,935 --> 00:09:21,168 And on this... this holiest of nights? 253 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:23,137 How dare you! 254 00:09:23,139 --> 00:09:25,639 That's it! I'm taking you in. Hey! 255 00:09:25,641 --> 00:09:27,508 - Give that back to me! - Come get it, pig. 256 00:09:27,510 --> 00:09:29,610 Give it back. Give... Hey, hey, hey! Give it! 257 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:32,428 Give it back. Give... Hey, someone help me. 258 00:09:32,431 --> 00:09:33,914 - Oh, yeah. - Come on. I'm an offic... 259 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:35,316 Boo, bitch! 260 00:09:35,318 --> 00:09:38,118 - Alba! - Oh, mischief, baby! 261 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,755 If that were a real person, that would be very inappropriate. 262 00:09:41,757 --> 00:09:44,525 - Oh, come on. - Well, now we got to... 263 00:09:44,527 --> 00:09:46,360 We got to move him now? 264 00:09:46,362 --> 00:09:48,829 All right, let's go. Man down. Everybody out of the way. 265 00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:51,465 - What the hell are you doing? - Shut up, monkey. 266 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:52,866 Hey, back! 267 00:09:54,337 --> 00:09:56,303 Come on. Come on, load him up. 268 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:59,106 - Okay. There we go, yeah. - There we go. 269 00:09:59,108 --> 00:10:00,674 - Yeah. - Okay. 270 00:10:02,511 --> 00:10:04,044 - And that, my friend... - Ooh! 271 00:10:04,046 --> 00:10:06,547 - is how you clean up a mess. - Yeah. 272 00:10:06,549 --> 00:10:08,282 - Yeah. - Unit 37, 273 00:10:08,284 --> 00:10:10,424 we've got a receptacle fire over on Maple. 274 00:10:10,427 --> 00:10:12,737 Need you to extinguish. Copy? 275 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:15,979 37? You mean there's 36 more of these losers? 276 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,058 Unit 37, please respond. Copy? 277 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,493 Well, if we don't respond, 278 00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:20,995 they're gonna send someone to look for him. 279 00:10:20,997 --> 00:10:23,530 That's not good. 280 00:10:23,532 --> 00:10:26,700 Uh, 10-4, Eleanor. 281 00:10:26,702 --> 00:10:28,802 This is unit 37 on it. 282 00:10:28,804 --> 00:10:31,105 Uh, copy-copy. Roger-dodger. Over. 283 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:35,843 Hey, having fun? 284 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:37,244 Sabrina, hey! 285 00:10:37,246 --> 00:10:39,046 - Awesome party. - Mm-hmm. 286 00:10:39,048 --> 00:10:40,514 Do people actually live here? 287 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,249 Oh, my God. 288 00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:44,551 What a funny question. You're so funny. 289 00:10:44,553 --> 00:10:47,888 Oh, my God. And this costume! So funny. 290 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:49,723 - Oh, thanks. - It's, like, Tinker Bell 291 00:10:49,725 --> 00:10:51,425 is such a crazy little psycho, you know? 292 00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:54,194 - It's perfect for you. - How is Tinker Bell a psycho? 293 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,212 How is she not a psycho, right? 294 00:10:56,215 --> 00:10:59,233 She's so obsessed with Peter that she tries to kill herself. 295 00:10:59,235 --> 00:11:01,168 I don't think she tries to kill herself. 296 00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:03,103 Yeah, she definitely does. 297 00:11:03,105 --> 00:11:04,938 She realizes that he's more into Wendy, 298 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:07,441 and then, you know, she pounds a bunch of poison. 299 00:11:07,443 --> 00:11:09,743 Honestly, what did she think was gonna happen, right? I mean, 300 00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:11,612 he's a boy, and you're a bug. 301 00:11:11,615 --> 00:11:14,271 It's like, "Get out of here, bug. Stop bugging everyone." 302 00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:17,518 Do you want me to leave or something? 303 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:21,355 Are you crazy? I want you to stay and have fun, unless 304 00:11:21,357 --> 00:11:23,624 you feel like you want to leave, in which case, 305 00:11:23,626 --> 00:11:25,025 - you should totally go. - Pick up your foot, 306 00:11:25,027 --> 00:11:26,760 - or you're gonna get electrocuted. - Hey, watch it. 307 00:11:26,762 --> 00:11:28,529 Jimmy, do you mind? I'm in the middle of a conversation. 308 00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:29,963 Oh, I'm sorry, 309 00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:31,899 you're in the middle of a conversation, 310 00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:33,567 because I got a busted compression system 311 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,102 on my number four blood cannon. 312 00:11:35,104 --> 00:11:37,751 That's okay. I'm gonna go find Matty. 313 00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:39,073 Uh... 314 00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:42,709 See what you did! 315 00:11:42,711 --> 00:11:45,412 Idiot! 316 00:11:47,616 --> 00:11:49,383 Ridiculous. 317 00:11:49,385 --> 00:11:51,285 Aah! 318 00:11:58,327 --> 00:11:59,927 Candy. 319 00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:15,609 Whoa! Okay. 320 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:18,645 - For a security car, this lady's got balls. - Yeah. 321 00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:20,147 I'm gonna go stomp that out. 322 00:12:20,149 --> 00:12:21,989 - Then we'll get back to the fun. - Yeah, okay. 323 00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:30,404 Yeah, man, get him. 324 00:12:30,407 --> 00:12:31,739 Nice. 325 00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:34,495 Yeah, keep throwing. 326 00:12:34,497 --> 00:12:36,196 Stop! Stop it! 327 00:12:36,198 --> 00:12:37,764 Oh! 328 00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:39,700 You better run, you little bastards! 329 00:12:39,702 --> 00:12:41,802 I will murder you! 330 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,938 I will burn your houses while your families sleep in them! 331 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:47,381 I will drink your blood! 332 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:53,213 Buckle up, Alba! 333 00:13:00,391 --> 00:13:02,191 You know, just to play devil's advocate, 334 00:13:02,193 --> 00:13:03,826 they were only having fun. 335 00:13:03,828 --> 00:13:05,361 How about you stop worrying about the devil 336 00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:06,729 and advocate for my face?! 337 00:13:06,731 --> 00:13:08,653 Okay. There's just so many costumes. 338 00:13:08,656 --> 00:13:10,366 How are we going to see them? 339 00:13:10,368 --> 00:13:13,269 We just need to see someone who doesn't want to see us. 340 00:13:16,474 --> 00:13:18,474 Got him. 341 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:33,389 What's up now, piggy? 342 00:13:33,391 --> 00:13:35,158 Out of your jurisdiction? 343 00:13:44,102 --> 00:13:45,868 Who the hell are you? 344 00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:48,538 I'm Randy Johnson. 345 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:51,107 Who? 346 00:13:51,109 --> 00:13:53,075 You've been going about this all wrong. 347 00:13:53,077 --> 00:13:54,777 Matty's only here with Tinker Bell 348 00:13:54,779 --> 00:13:56,412 because he thinks that you're unattainable, 349 00:13:56,414 --> 00:13:58,781 which makes sense. You are. 350 00:13:58,783 --> 00:14:01,314 Sabrina, come on. This guy's awake, and it's getting weird. 351 00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:02,518 I agree. 352 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,953 You just need to prove to him 353 00:14:03,955 --> 00:14:05,621 that you're open to being attained. 354 00:14:05,623 --> 00:14:07,790 That's good. 355 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:09,625 Can I at least get a drink? 356 00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:18,133 Hey, Peter. 357 00:14:18,136 --> 00:14:19,835 - Hey. - Find your shadow yet? 358 00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:22,038 I... uh, no, n-not yet. 359 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,056 It's actually, it's kind of hard with all the lights in here. 360 00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:26,576 - Right. - You know. Yeah. 361 00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:29,078 Uh, I'm pretty sure I saw it in my bedroom. 362 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,796 - Come on. I'll show you. - Ah, oh, man... 363 00:14:31,799 --> 00:14:34,116 Oh. Is Matty Pruitt shy? 364 00:14:34,118 --> 00:14:37,887 No. No, it-it's not... it's not that. Um... 365 00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:40,731 Sabrina, you're... you're really great. 366 00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:43,621 I just, uh, I came here with Gretchen. 367 00:14:43,624 --> 00:14:46,095 Uh, Tinker Bell. You know... 368 00:14:46,097 --> 00:14:48,598 I just, I-I don't want to disrespect her like that. 369 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,000 Oh, whoa, Matty, slow down, okay? 370 00:14:51,002 --> 00:14:53,269 I'm not trying to hit on you. 371 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,271 - You're not? - You're... 372 00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:57,006 You're a freshman, you know? You're just... 373 00:14:57,008 --> 00:14:58,908 you're just a little guy. 374 00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:00,263 - You know? - Okay. 375 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,011 Oh, don't be embarrassed... It's just... 376 00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:04,747 you're not... there yet. 377 00:15:06,251 --> 00:15:08,684 Plus, I have a boyfriend. 378 00:15:08,686 --> 00:15:10,753 He lives in the city, 379 00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:11,988 and, um... 380 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,805 he's European. 381 00:15:13,808 --> 00:15:17,093 So it's, like... a whole thing. 382 00:15:17,095 --> 00:15:19,996 I should... I should probably call him. 383 00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:21,998 It's been... like, a wh... 384 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,165 Bye. 385 00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:40,816 All right, so we got, like, 20 eggs left, so... 386 00:15:40,818 --> 00:15:43,731 what if we soaked them in lighter fluid 387 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,468 and lit them on fire so we could throw fire eggs... 388 00:15:48,526 --> 00:15:50,393 Well, well, well. 389 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,562 Who the hell are you guys? 390 00:15:53,564 --> 00:15:55,592 I'm Hernando Lalazoola. 391 00:15:55,595 --> 00:15:58,000 It's Fernando Valenz... Just forget about it. 392 00:15:58,002 --> 00:15:59,674 - What the hell, Sean? - What do you want from me? 393 00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:01,292 - These dudes are nuts. - Okay, fellas, 394 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:02,538 here's what I'm thinking. 395 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,840 I take you back home to your parents, 396 00:16:04,842 --> 00:16:07,652 charge you with assault, probably just toss you in juvie, 397 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:10,613 - maybe throw you in the big boy tank. - Oh, no. 398 00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,915 Or... 399 00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:16,003 you guys eat every single one of these eggs and walk away. 400 00:16:16,006 --> 00:16:17,687 Sounds like a good deal. 401 00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,780 Uh, but that's impossible. 402 00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:22,091 Graduating from high school is impossible! 403 00:16:22,093 --> 00:16:23,759 Eating eggs... 404 00:16:23,761 --> 00:16:25,761 is entirely possible. 405 00:16:25,763 --> 00:16:27,163 Sir, I'm-I'm really sorry... 406 00:16:27,165 --> 00:16:29,498 Open... your mouth. 407 00:16:33,338 --> 00:16:34,704 Now bite. 408 00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:38,741 Because I think I'd remember if I signed for it. 409 00:16:38,743 --> 00:16:41,110 Did you check his I.D.? 410 00:16:41,112 --> 00:16:44,447 Oh, you just hand over a 50-gallon drum of slime 411 00:16:44,449 --> 00:16:46,215 to any Tom, Dick or Harry with a pencil?! 412 00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:47,917 Hang on a second. Sabrina, did you sign 413 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,019 for my slime, or know who did? 414 00:16:50,021 --> 00:16:51,870 - What?! - Yeah, she doesn't know. 415 00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:53,255 So let me tell you how this is gonna work. 416 00:16:53,257 --> 00:16:56,726 No. Because... Sabrina, that's tech support! 417 00:16:56,728 --> 00:16:58,461 I've got bigger problems, okay? 418 00:16:58,463 --> 00:17:00,262 Matty Pruitt just rejected me! 419 00:17:00,264 --> 00:17:02,098 And it's fine, 'cause I played it off 420 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,933 and told him I had a Euro boyfriend. 421 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,735 But seriously, who the hell does he think he is? 422 00:17:05,737 --> 00:17:07,903 I mean, I'm way hotter than that Tinker Bell slut. 423 00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:10,272 Oh. He's with Tinker Bell. 424 00:17:10,274 --> 00:17:11,540 Let me tell you something. 425 00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,537 I'm the hottest girl in school, okay? 426 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:16,078 I could screw all those girls' boyfriends if I wanted to. 427 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,447 And when they go home and they cry to their daddies, 428 00:17:18,449 --> 00:17:21,684 I could kick the door down and screw their daddies, too! 429 00:17:22,754 --> 00:17:25,087 Okay, even if that is true, 430 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,323 I recommend we not do that. 431 00:17:29,327 --> 00:17:33,796 I can do whatever the hell I want, you fool. 432 00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,765 I'm unstoppable. 433 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:42,671 Yah. Yah. I know it. I know. 434 00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:44,840 Yah, because I did it myself. 435 00:17:44,842 --> 00:17:46,599 Do not put me on hold! 436 00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:50,913 You guys, I was kidding. 437 00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,875 - Honestly, I was kidding. - Oh, great. 438 00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:55,751 Oh, my God, it's Halloween... Lighten up. 439 00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:58,540 Let's party, right? 440 00:17:58,543 --> 00:17:59,775 Let's... 441 00:18:04,328 --> 00:18:05,961 All right, so what? 442 00:18:05,963 --> 00:18:08,239 Okay? It's not like what I said wasn't true. 443 00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:10,966 I am the hottest girl in school, and you all know that. 444 00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:13,936 It's genetics... what are you gonna do, be mad at my genes? 445 00:18:15,506 --> 00:18:17,306 Seriously? 446 00:18:17,308 --> 00:18:19,708 Who did that? Huh? 447 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,510 Come on, man up... Who did that? 448 00:18:21,512 --> 00:18:24,013 Oh, you don't know? Who did it! 449 00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:28,717 Come on, we were just trying to have some fun. 450 00:18:28,719 --> 00:18:30,019 That wasn't fun, okay? 451 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,555 I know fun, all right? I invented fun. 452 00:18:32,557 --> 00:18:34,323 Come on, it's Halloween. 453 00:18:34,325 --> 00:18:35,691 I also invented Halloween. 454 00:18:35,693 --> 00:18:37,893 But you said if we ate the eggs, you'd let us go. 455 00:18:37,895 --> 00:18:39,628 - Well, you did say that. - I know what I said. 456 00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:41,997 I lied. It was a trick. That's what Halloween's all about. 457 00:18:41,999 --> 00:18:43,499 Right? Tricks and treats. 458 00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:45,801 Not assaulting people with unborn chickens. 459 00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:48,927 Now, you sit here and reflect on your poor choices, while me 460 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:51,770 and should-be Hall of Famer Fernando Valenzuela 461 00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:54,410 go tear the ass off this place. 462 00:18:54,412 --> 00:18:56,011 Oh, yeah, you think that's funny? 463 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:58,536 I'll tell you what's funny... How irrelevant 464 00:18:58,539 --> 00:18:59,849 you all are! 465 00:18:59,851 --> 00:19:01,350 You're just a bunch of maggots 466 00:19:01,352 --> 00:19:04,086 I've been carrying on my back for years! 467 00:19:04,088 --> 00:19:05,588 But not anymore. 468 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,356 No, no, no, no, no. 469 00:19:07,358 --> 00:19:10,107 Soon I'll be gone, and you'll all be adrift 470 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:12,422 in a sea of mediocrity 471 00:19:12,425 --> 00:19:15,862 just dreaming of sunnier days when I was your queen 472 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:18,400 and you were just jesters in my court! 473 00:19:18,402 --> 00:19:21,270 And you'll remember this day, because your lives 474 00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:23,038 Will never be the same... But me, 475 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,374 me, I'm never gonna think about it again. 476 00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:27,350 I made you and I can destroy you, 477 00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:32,214 and you will never forget me! You will remember me! 478 00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:34,083 Aah...! 479 00:19:44,428 --> 00:19:47,196 Oh, man! Oh, my God! 480 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,163 Dude, she's a witch. 481 00:20:10,838 --> 00:20:13,338 No, don't eat that, Benito. 482 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,541 But Mickey said I could have as much as I want. 483 00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:17,976 Yeah, I know, but this is covered in pig's blood. No. 484 00:20:17,978 --> 00:20:20,546 Oh, well, well. 485 00:20:20,548 --> 00:20:22,247 Don't talk to me. 486 00:20:22,249 --> 00:20:23,682 "Don't talk to me." 487 00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:24,983 Hey, lady! You're crazy. 488 00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:26,418 You could've killed someone! 489 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:28,136 Hey, pipe down, security man. 490 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,988 The way I see it you got two options. 491 00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:31,223 You can either be the zero 492 00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:33,225 who was locked in a cage all night naked 493 00:20:33,227 --> 00:20:37,018 with a 13-year-old boy, or you could be the hero 494 00:20:37,021 --> 00:20:38,854 who rounded up and captured a bunch of vandals 495 00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:40,424 who were terrorizing the neighborhood. 496 00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:42,593 They are sitting in your car out front. 497 00:20:42,596 --> 00:20:44,329 Fine. Give me the keys. 498 00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,234 Can I have my clothes back? 499 00:20:47,237 --> 00:20:48,703 No. 500 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,372 Oh... 501 00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:56,181 Oh, Mick, I wish you could've seen it. 502 00:20:56,183 --> 00:20:58,016 I don't think anyone's ever gonna forget this night 503 00:20:58,018 --> 00:21:00,031 - as long as they live. - Oh, God. 504 00:21:00,034 --> 00:21:01,181 Yeah. No kidding. 505 00:21:01,184 --> 00:21:02,684 Why did you do it without me? 506 00:21:02,687 --> 00:21:04,189 Well, next time's gonna be nuts. 507 00:21:04,192 --> 00:21:06,592 I know a guy who works at a morgue down in Providence. 508 00:21:06,594 --> 00:21:09,195 Now, he said if nobody claims a John Doe after 30 days, 509 00:21:09,197 --> 00:21:10,727 they just toss it in the furnace. 510 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:13,165 He said he could easily set one aside for me. 511 00:21:13,168 --> 00:21:15,368 - Oh! That's awesome! - Oh-ho-ho-ho! 512 00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:17,851 Oh, no, no, no, come on, can't we just be done with this? 513 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,503 Aah! 514 00:21:22,505 --> 00:21:24,473 I frickin' hate Halloween! 515 00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:28,235 - Jimmy! - This is good.