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I'm not gonna be a superhero.

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What else ya gonna do as a Hulk?

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Previously, on my show...

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Remember my date with
the guy with the fetish?

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Did you call me a specimen?

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As a compliment.

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I wanna see the supersuit
that Luke made you.

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Why? I won't wear it.

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You didn't tell me you were nominated
for Female Lawyer of the Year.

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Do we get to go to a gala?

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My friend sent me a link to a video
post on that site, Intelligencia.

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- I met a guy.
- I'm Josh.

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We went on a few dates,
it was going great.

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And I haven't heard from him.

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You were ghosted.

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Next time you think of Josh,

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everyone we meet, no matter
how much they hurt you,

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is a lesson learned.

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Is this OLED or QLED?

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My online research tells me

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OLED is better for color
resolution and picture quality.

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Funny enough, I actually
read the article...

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The store might be closed,
but you forgot about

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the Guard Frog.

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The hell is a Guard Frog?

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I think it's his name.

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My name is Leapfrog.

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I'm just acting like I'm the Guard
Frog in this particular instance.

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"The Guard Frog"?

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Yeah, but my name is Leapfrog.

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Yes, that has been noted
several times, Mr. Patilio.

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- Cool.
- So, your defective suit...

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Right. So, I was surrounded
by these huge guys.

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Twisting toe jam!

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Although I was outnumbered, I
could tell they were afraid of me.

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So, in order to
de-escalate the situation,

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I shouted my signature catchphrase.

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Time to ribbit and rip it!

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And then next thing I know,

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my inflammable suit with a
900-degree threshold is on fire.

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And, you guessed it, I have
third-degree burns all over my legs.

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I mean, I deserve justice.

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And compensation for all of
my pain, mental anguish and...

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Stuff.

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Well, this does seem to be a pretty
clear case of manufacturer's defect,

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negligence, strict liability,
and breach of warranty.

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- Yes?
- I do believe you

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are owed compensatory damages.

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Yeah! Whoo!

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What is the name of the manufacturer?

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Luke Jacobson. He
specializes in supersuits.

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Oh, shit.

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Jacobson is the only tailor I can
go to because of my unique physique.

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Do you think maybe Pug
could take this one?

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Mr. Patilio is one of
our biggest clients.

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The guy dressed as a frog?

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Mr. Patilio, Sr.

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Look, it's very important that
we keep the Patilios happy.

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Eugene is also very excited
to have a Hulk on the case.

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And they're willing to
sign a conflict waiver

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to have you, Ms. Walters.

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But I believe I would
be ethically compromised

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in representing a
client against Jacobson.

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I like my nice clothes and
I don't wanna piss him off.

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You've handled a client who had
to sign a conflict waiver before,

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in a case one would argue is a
lot more personal than this one.

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Yes, and I would love not
to be in that position again.

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Also, he's making me
a dress for the gala.

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Very well, Ms. Walters.

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I suggest that you try to come
to an agreement with Mr. Jacobson

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so then a filing would not
be necessary. Understood?

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- Ribbit and rip it.
- Yes, ribbit and rip it indeed.

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Jennifer, do not rush me.

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I told you your dress will
not be ready until Friday.

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You wanna look good for
your lawyer award, right?

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Uh, yes. Well, Luke,
I am here under some

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unpleasant business.

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I have been retained by a client
who suffered serious injuries

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due to a dysfunctional
suit that you sold him.

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Nothing has been filed. I think
we can come to some kind of...

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Excuse me?

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How dare you.

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I have never made a
defective suit in all my life.

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My work is impeccable.

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Obviously, I know that
firsthand. And I...

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Trust me, I'm not
happy to be doing this.

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I'm not trusting you

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after you just lumbered in
here and stabbed me in the back.

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Well, there's no lawsuit yet.

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And there won't be

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if you just take some responsibility
for some of my client's injuries.

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I do not make suits that malfunction.

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My work speaks for itself.

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Oh, excuse me. What did you say?

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She wants to tell me something, hold on.

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"She-Hulk will never get another
suit by Luke Jacobson ever again?"

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Oh!

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Hey, I pre-paid for that!

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Then you shouldn't have betrayed me.

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You are blocked,
blacklisted and reported!

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Now, I am gonna take you down.

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Well, I hope it's not down to wherever

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it is you get your ugly clothes from.

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See you in court!

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Can you...

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Goodbye, tragedy.

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Mr. Jacobson, I see you are
presently without counsel.

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Are you representing yourself?

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Representing himself?

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Start planning how you're
gonna spend all your new money.

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Mr. Jacobson?

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Of course I'm not representing
myself, Your Honor. I'm not a fool.

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Then where is your counsel?

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I'm here.

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Apologies for the tardiness, Your
Honor. I had trouble finding parking.

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I'm just kidding. My driver got lost.

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My name is Matthew Murdock.

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I'll be representing Mr.
Jacobson in this case.

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- Hey. Sorry I'm late.
- No problem.

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As a first point of
order, I'd like to ask that

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the motion to compel production of

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the defendant's client list be rejected

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as it's not relevant to the litigation.

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Who's this asshole?

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Your Honor, I believe this
information to be incredibly relevant

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given the nature of the complaint.

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There could be multiple instances
of Mr. Jacobson's other clients

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sustaining injuries
from faulty merchandise.

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I believe Ms. Walters will
find that Mr. Jacobson's record

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as it pertains to customer
satisfaction to be spotless.

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If the defendant has nothing to hide,

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then why not hear from his clients?

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That's an invasion of privacy
based on a very shaky "what if."

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This is a very common procedure
in product liability lawsuits.

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It is material to the case whether

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this type of malfunction
has affected other people.

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There is no inherent right to privacy

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when employing Mr.
Jacobson's tailoring services.

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We're not just talking
about a product here.

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The very nature of Mr.
Jacobson's line of work,

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making suits exclusively for
superheroes, necessitates anonymity.

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May I remind you that the Sokovia
Accords have been repealed.

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Superheroes operate in the public eye.

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As public figures, it is assumed that

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there will be some loss of privacy.

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We're not talking about celebrities,

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but superheroes who have enemies
who will try to harm them,

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and people close to them.

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The ones who didn't ask
to be a part of this life.

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Ms. Walters chose to have
her identity be public,

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but she can't choose for everyone else.

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This isn't about privacy
for privacy's sake.

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If this information is not protected,

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not only would it
ruin my client's career,

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it could put a lot of
people in a lot of danger,

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and all over one man's misuse of a suit.

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I'm in agreement with Mr. Murdock.

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Motion to compel discovery is denied.

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Wait. Does that mean
I don't get a new suit?

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Sit down!

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What, no... Look at this thing!

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How am I supposed to wear this?

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Mr. Patilio, what kind of fuel
did you use in your boosters?

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Jet fuel.

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Wait a minute, you used
jet fuel in your boosters?

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Because that's not what
my instructions said.

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What?

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Uh...

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No, I didn't.

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He's lying. Don't ask me
how I know, I just know.

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Yes, we can all tell
he's lying, Mr. Murdock.

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If the plaintiff ignored the
manufacturer's explicit instructions,

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then the defendant is
absolved of all liability.

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I'm dismissing this case.

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Am I gonna go to jail?

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No, but I would like you to.

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- And Luke, Luke.
- Yes, clown?

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I just wanted to apologize for...

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For daring to question my craftsmanship?

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Is there any way that we could
go back to you being my tailor?

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Jennifer, Jenny, Jen.

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No. Because I hate you now.

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What's this?

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It's from that guy over there.

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An appletini? Cute.

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Mind if I join you?

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Sure.

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Would you mind?

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I wanted to extend a peace offering.

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Ugh! I hate it when
people take the high road.

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So, what's your story, Matt Murdock?

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You're from New York

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but you flew all the way out
here for a product liability case?

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Luke Jacobson made a couple of new
suits for me, so I owed him one.

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Doesn't really look like it.

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That's a low blow insulting
a blind man's clothes.

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I'm wearing pants, right?

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You have your own practice, right?

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Ms. Walters, have you
been checking up on me?

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Yeah. Can you blame me?
You came out of nowhere

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and you made my dumb client admit

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to being even dumber than
I thought he was in court.

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How did you know about the jet fuel?

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A hunch.

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What is his deal, by the way?

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- Well, I'll give you one guess.
- Okay.

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It rhymes with "rich parents."

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Wait, I said it was rich parents.

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His dad is a very important client,
so he is a very important client.

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Well, you know the expression,
"One for them, one for us"?

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Yeah.

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Well, I run my practice
in Hell's Kitchen,

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and we mostly do pro
bono work. The "us" part.

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But I do on occasion take
a job with a bigger client

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when the bills start
piling up. The "them" part.

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Wow. Secret double lives of
Matt Murdock, how does he do it?

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As someone who works
for "them" full-time,

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I really don't have any gas
in the tank for anything else.

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Yeah, you say that,

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but I think you're in a unique
position to do some real good.

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You see, the way I see it,

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Jen Walters can use the law to
help people when society fails them.

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And She-Hulk can help people
when the law fails them.

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So, you can, if you choose...

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Be the best of both worlds.

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- Excuse me for a moment.
- Yeah.

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We're all feeling this,
right, it's not just me?

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Ugh! You remember Todd, that gross
tech bro with the She-Hulk fetish?

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Ugh!

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Hey, do you wanna get another round?

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Jen, I am so sorry, I have to go.

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Something has just come up with work.

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Oh, yeah. Totally. I got work, too.

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- Yeah.
- Um...

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Uh, yeah, it was really...

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It was nice meeting you.

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Yeah, you, too.

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Okay.

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Mr. Phelps.

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Mr... It's Todd.

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So, what is the urgent matter
that you wanted to discuss with me?

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Oh, yeah... So, I was at an
auction recently buying art

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and then, get this, they had
an authentic Wakandan war spear.

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So, I, of course, win the auction. A millie.

249
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,708
It's a million.

250
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,749
- Dollars.
- I got that.

251
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,539
Yeah. So... I mean,
you gotta see it, right?

252
00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:48,123
So, here it is. Check this out.

253
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,124
Boom. How cool is that?

254
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,791
I mean, I own that now.

255
00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:55,998
God, no one is collecting
African shit on my level.

256
00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:00,707
I love it. I love Wakanda. You know,
I actually studied abroad there.

257
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:01,854
Really?

258
00:13:01,857 --> 00:13:03,252
Wakanda Forever!

259
00:13:03,255 --> 00:13:06,010
Ooh! I... That makes me uncomfortable.

260
00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:09,372
So, is there a legal
issue with your purchase?

261
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:12,945
No, no. Well, okay, they want it back

262
00:13:12,948 --> 00:13:15,999
because apparently it
was stolen by colonizers,

263
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,744
but whatever. I mean,
I got the receipts.

264
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,624
You know, listen, babe.

265
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,123
Let's just drop the whole coy thing

266
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,123
'cause I don't play games, okay?

267
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,873
And I can feel it and I can
tell that we're both feeling it.

268
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,331
Ugh! No!

269
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,123
Oh!

270
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:40,166
Goodbye. Oh, and I'm billing
you for the whole hour.

271
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,166
What?

272
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,875
Oh, God.

273
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,457
- Hello?
- Thank God! Ms. Walters, it's Leapfrog.

274
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,998
Listen, you gotta help me.
I think I'm being attacked.

275
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,374
Legally or physically?

276
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,832
Definitely physically. But,
I mean, maybe legally, too.

277
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,123
Where are you?

278
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:16,832
I'm on my way to the Lily Pad.

279
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:19,123
Is that a place I'm supposed to know?

280
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,749
Yeah. It's my famous secret lair.

281
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,749
Yeah, I just need to find my friends.

282
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:26,582
Okay, I'm gonna try to lose
him in this parking lot.

283
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,249
- I'm gonna lose ya.
- You're close.

284
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,498
I'm heading to you.
We'll meet in the middle.

285
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,625
Hurry!

286
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,291
Whoa!

287
00:14:49,948 --> 00:14:51,083
My car!

288
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,457
You need to back off.

289
00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,749
And waste this outfit?

290
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,249
Eugene, get out of here.

291
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,332
Dope supersuit!

292
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,582
You're making a mistake.

293
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:06,582
You made a mistake when
you messed with my client!

294
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,789
'Cause now I'm gonna whoop your ass.

295
00:15:15,112 --> 00:15:17,748
Huh. My ass remains unwhooped.

296
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,458
Yeah? Let's fix that.

297
00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:30,872
Ribbit and rip it!

298
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,484
Where are you going? We're not done.

299
00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:34,581
You're very persistent, aren't you?

300
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,291
And you're very annoying.

301
00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:45,123
See you later!

302
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,708
Come on!

303
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:58,331
Gotcha.

304
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,916
Whoa, whoa! Jen!

305
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,250
Matt?

306
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:09,445
Wait. Do you pretend to be blind, man?

307
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:10,957
'Cause that is really problematic.

308
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,707
No. No, no, I'm blind,
I'm blind. Relax. I...

309
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,498
I have a spatial method
that I use to see.

310
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,582
Oh, like echolocation?

311
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:23,158
Yeah, kind of. It's... Basically
I have really good hearing.

312
00:16:23,161 --> 00:16:24,534
Or at least I did.

313
00:16:24,537 --> 00:16:26,497
Wait, why were you attacking my client?

314
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,832
Leapfrog is the bad guy here.

315
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:30,166
He kidnapped Luke Jacobson.
He's holding him hostage.

316
00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:33,455
Why didn't you tell me
that before we fought?

317
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,874
Why didn't you ask me before
trying to whoop my ass?

318
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,090
I'm sorry that I assumed the guy
dressed as the devil was the bad one.

319
00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:41,218
Yeah, that's a fair point.

320
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,623
So, are you, like, a superhero?

321
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:48,166
Like the Gold Devil?

322
00:16:49,377 --> 00:16:50,791
I'm Daredevil.

323
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:57,374
It is very daring to use ketchup
and mustard as your color scheme.

324
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:58,623
How 'bout I tell Luke?

325
00:16:58,625 --> 00:16:59,999
No! No, please don't.

326
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,710
Okay. Well, if you're done making fun,

327
00:17:02,713 --> 00:17:05,082
I need to save my
client from your client.

328
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,815
Okay, yeah, let's go.

329
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,737
You ever destroy a parking lot before?

330
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,355
Crap. I'll go leave a note.

331
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,860
_

332
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,083
Hmm. Subtle.

333
00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:19,581
For version two, we gotta go all out.

334
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,874
I'm talking bulletproof shields,

335
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,289
fancy AI with a British
voice that talks to you.

336
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:29,789
Oh, snap! And some of those
poison darts, like the tree frogs.

337
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:32,374
I don't know who told you that
you could pull off this color,

338
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:36,164
but you should go back
to them and shoot them.

339
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:40,760
Look, I know you're just being
mean because I kidnapped you,

340
00:17:40,763 --> 00:17:43,219
but words hurt, man.

341
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:47,748
Guys, what do we think
about the name "Leap Squad"?

342
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,332
You know, like, "Leap Squad!"

343
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:52,124
I can't believe this dodo has henchmen.

344
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:54,999
Actually, I can. I bet
these goons work for his dad.

345
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,123
Nah, see, that's where you're wrong.

346
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,874
Goons and henchmen are two
completely different animals.

347
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:03,332
Henchmen believe in the cause, goons
are just there for the paycheck.

348
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,875
Henchmen, goons, whatever.

349
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,832
There are 25 goons in the building.

350
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:11,748
Seven below us, eight in the
front, and 10 in the hallway.

351
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,082
How do you know that?

352
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,539
I can hear their heartbeats.

353
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:19,998
You can hear their heartbeats? Come
on, that's a little far-fetched.

354
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:27,401
I can hear yours, too. Your
heart's beating pretty fast.

355
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,498
What?

356
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,124
What? No, it's not. I'm healthy.

357
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:36,737
Okay.

358
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,332
I'll sneak in and take
out the goons in the back.

359
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,124
It'll take me 15 seconds for each one.

360
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,049
So, wait here until I've gotten all 10.

361
00:18:43,052 --> 00:18:44,843
I'm not gonna sit here for half an hour

362
00:18:44,845 --> 00:18:46,499
while you pick off goons one by one.

363
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,082
That's not how that math works out.

364
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,207
I'm a Hulk. How about
I just smash our way in?

365
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,707
They have weapons, Jennifer.

366
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:54,498
Yeah, good thing She-Hulk
is indestructible, Matthew.

367
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,838
Stealth's the way to go. I've
done this a million times.

368
00:18:56,841 --> 00:18:59,122
Have you broken into a
warehouse full of goons?

369
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,332
Remind me again who has
the superpowers here?

370
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,957
I'm pointing at myself.

371
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,658
Oh, yeah, I know. I have
echolocation, remember?

372
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:06,957
Just let me do my thing.

373
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:09,956
Yeah, and I will do my thing.

374
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:13,963
You... You don't have a thing.
You don't ever do this.

375
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,033
Just follow my lead.

376
00:19:20,687 --> 00:19:22,913
Okay, I guess that's pretty cool.

377
00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:26,998
So, I said I respect that you
wanna dress up like a frog,

378
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,374
but that doesn't mean I'm
cool with being a baby frog.

379
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,706
Wait, I thought he wanted
to call us "Tadpoles."

380
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:32,707
Yeah, man.

381
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,291
How do you not know what...

382
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,874
Tadpole five, come in.

383
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,414
We need backup at the
rear entrance. We got...

384
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:11,750
Tadpole five, repeat.

385
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,375
Hang tight, backup's on the way.

386
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,846
She-Hulk smash.

387
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,963
Ugh! More hench-goons?

388
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,338
How about we don't?

389
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,343
Whoa! Hey! That's vintage!

390
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,866
Hey, what are you doing?
You're supposed to be helping me.

391
00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:08,118
I am helping you.

392
00:21:08,121 --> 00:21:10,746
I'm stopping you from getting
into even more trouble.

393
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,248
Go call the police.

394
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,623
Don't you yell at me. I'm
already very stressed out.

395
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,873
Eugene, let me give you some legal advice.

396
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,832
Stop now, before you rack
up even more serious charges.

397
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,582
Legally speaking, we could say
this is an episode of mania...

398
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,682
Temporary insanity is murky,
but it's not a bad strategy.

399
00:21:28,685 --> 00:21:30,651
I'd angle this more
as a form of traumatic

400
00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:33,330
expression due to undiagnosed PTSD.

401
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,999
So, the devil ninja guy, he's a lawyer?

402
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,498
No. I'm just a big fan of legal dramas.

403
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,623
This guy's really kinda doing it for me.

404
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:45,998
It's sad that you
thought that would work.

405
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,749
No shame in retreat.

406
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,998
Ribbit and rip it! Oh!

407
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:06,082
Well, well, well, I suppose
we're even now. You're forgiven.

408
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,885
So, you'll make my gala dress?

409
00:22:08,888 --> 00:22:12,428
Yes, of course. I'm not a monster.

410
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:15,291
Try not to get too bloated
between now and then.

411
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:22,914
Great to be strained
professional acquaintances again.

412
00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:24,541
Uh-huh.

413
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,374
Are you gonna give a
statement to the cops?

414
00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:41,249
I'm not really a stick around
and talk to the cops kinda guy.

415
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:44,123
Oh, so brooding.

416
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,499
More of a secret identity thing.

417
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,833
- You wouldn't understand.
- Mmm-hmm.

418
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,750
Thanks for your help with all of this.

419
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:57,330
Thanks for your help.

420
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:59,206
No. You're the one who helped me.

421
00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:01,873
No. I was the lead superhero on this.

422
00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:05,123
Uh, you were they guy who
wanted to spend half an hour

423
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:07,718
picking off each goon, one by one.

424
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:10,498
You were the woman who caused
excessive property damage.

425
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,541
And you still can't get that math right.

426
00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,833
When do you head to New York?

427
00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,416
- Tomorrow.
- Oh... Well...

428
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:30,748
Hey, maybe next time I'm in town,
I can take you out to dinner.

429
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,500
Yeah, or maybe we can skip
all of that and just...

430
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:51,623
That's all right. That's okay.

431
00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:53,624
Wait, you have to...
All right, here you go.

432
00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:55,041
Okay. Let's go.

433
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,456
Good morning.

434
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:30,500
It's weird you guys are still here.

435
00:24:33,164 --> 00:24:35,621
Doesn't it feel like this
episode should be over?

436
00:24:35,624 --> 00:24:38,705
Hello! Uh...

437
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:41,457
Why didn't you answer my calls?
I thought that you were dead.

438
00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,623
I had to break and enter. By the way,

439
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,998
there's some guy outside
dressed in a devil costume

440
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,123
and he's doing the walk
of shame 'cause he's...

441
00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:51,748
Oh. You did... With the...

442
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:52,749
Yes.

443
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,207
Oh, all right. And we're happy?

444
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:55,623
- Oh, we're happy.
- Okay.

445
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:59,039
All right. You're the devil.

446
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,998
Seriously, what is this scene?

447
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,207
This episode already came to a very
satisfying conclusion. Trust me.

448
00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:07,248
Come on! We gotta go.
Tell me about it later.

449
00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:10,582
We have to do your hair and your
makeup. Where is the gown from Luke?

450
00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:12,374
Oh, for the gala?

451
00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:14,998
Wait, we're doing the gala?
That doesn't feel right.

452
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,749
Is next episode the finale?

453
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:18,874
Come on. Let's go.

454
00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:22,999
Just like a tacked-on set piece
near the end of the season.

455
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,748
This is the big twist, isn't
it? But the question is,

456
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,332
is it the kind of twist that's like,

457
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,207
"There's another Hulk,
but this one's red,"

458
00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:31,000
or like, "I'm getting fridged?"

459
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:35,123
We gotta make you look amazing.

460
00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:37,206
Whatever. I'm game.

461
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:12,123
Sweetheart. You didn't bring
a jacket? What if you get cold?

462
00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:15,123
She can wear mine, Elaine.
We are so proud of you.

463
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,748
- Thank you, Dad.
- Your jacket won't fit her, Morris.

464
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,873
You can't cover up a Luke
Jacobson-Zuhair Murad collaboration.

465
00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:23,248
- Nikki!
- That's certainly a mouthful.

466
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,039
I'm a little nervous.

467
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,332
Okay. Let's find our table.

468
00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:29,373
- Yeah. There he is. Hi!
- Let's go. Come on.

469
00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:31,498
Come on.

470
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:32,916
Educated.

471
00:26:32,919 --> 00:26:34,499
Accomplished.

472
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,373
Beautiful.

473
00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:40,123
And doing everything regular
lawyers do, except backwards,

474
00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:42,416
and in high heels.

475
00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:48,706
This year's Female Lawyer
of the Year award goes to...

476
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:50,332
Jennifer "She-Hulk" Walters!

477
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:53,789
Let's go!

478
00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:55,499
Kara Hunter.

479
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,999
Alice Chen.

480
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,623
Joanne Torres.

481
00:26:58,625 --> 00:27:00,124
Barbara Wells.

482
00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:01,690
Mallory Book.

483
00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:07,125
Now tell us, what's it
like being a female lawyer?

484
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:11,375
So special and empowering. I love it.

485
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,623
Twice the work, half the recognition,

486
00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:18,289
and you're constantly being asked
what it's like being a female lawyer.

487
00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:19,707
Yeah.

488
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:25,748
Yeah. I'd actually like to take
this time to thank my parents.

489
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:28,624
And my friends, and
my esteemed colleagues

490
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:30,623
without whom I wouldn't be here today.

491
00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:33,707
Do you want to see who She-Hulk really is?

492
00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:38,206
Uh, my identity is not a secret.

493
00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:40,206
This is busted.

494
00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:43,248
This is the truth
presented by Intelligencia.

495
00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,884
She-Hulk does not
deserve your attention.

496
00:27:45,886 --> 00:27:48,124
She does not deserve your praise.

497
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:51,123
She does not deserve the
power she stole from the Hulk.

498
00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:53,373
What the hell this? Can
somebody cut this off?

499
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,707
Can we turn this off, please?

500
00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:56,624
Okay, let's... Can we stop this?

501
00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:58,499
- And she's a slut.
- Can you stop it?

502
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,690
Yeah, maybe you should lie down.

503
00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:05,465
Excuse me! Can you turn this off?

504
00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:17,375
Don't do it, Jen.

505
00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:19,998
Don't do it.

506
00:29:00,666 --> 00:29:03,221
Don't move!

507
00:29:03,224 --> 00:29:04,416
Jen! No!

508
00:29:27,416 --> 00:29:33,791
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