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I'm heading to Chapman Hills.

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Kyle has me reinspecting a place
I was at a week and a half ago.

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That's not right.

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Hey.

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Hey, Sam.

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You sent Jeanette back to a place in
Chapman Hills that she was just at.

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Yeah.

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And... you sent me back
to Taverna Petraki.

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Things get reinspected, Sam.

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But they have to wait their turn.

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Current wait time in Lincoln County

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for reinspection is almost eight months.

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Sam...

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when you have my job,

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you can do my job,

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but for now, why don't you worry
about doing your own job?

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Which you're good at,

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except for how you talk to your boss.

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CREDITS

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My note...

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is buried somewhere.

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Or sunk in a river.

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I'm not getting out of here.

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I'm never going home.

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What about the steak?

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What?

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Why do you keep thinking about the steak?

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The steak? I'm not thinking a... Wh...

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Well, it's not because I'm hungry.

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One thing you can't complain
about in this place is the food.

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Fine. You want to talk about the steak?
It irritates me.

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My daughter-in-law couldn't take a
simple compliment... Or Ezra couldn't...

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Without turning it into an attack on her.

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He had to make it into this huge thing.

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What exactly was your compliment?

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I told her she made the best
kosher steak I'd ever had.

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I complimented her cooking.

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By saying she made the best kosher steak.

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Is there some difference
in kosher steaks?

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Yes. Yes, I get it.

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It could read as a backhanded compliment.

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Anything could be read
as a backhanded compliment.

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It was a good steak, and I said so.

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It was a good "kosher" steak.

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Okay. Okay, fine.

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Yeah, I... You know, I'm in an environment

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where I should realize that everybody
is sensitive and defensive,

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and if I'm a little more alert,
I just say "steak."

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I should've just said "steak."

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God...

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What, does that make me a bad father?

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Is that, is that what...

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He complained about a...

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a contribution you made.
What was that about?

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His fucking yeshiva, in Israel.

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After college,
Shoshana's in medical school,

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and he has to go to this
goddamn Orthodox yeshiva

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in Jerusalem. Fine.

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His second year,

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Beth has a conference there,
so we figure I'll come along,

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and we'll visit Ezra.

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We get there,

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before we see him at the yeshiva,

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he sends a set of instructions to her

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on how she is supposed to dress,

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like Beth doesn't know how
to dress around Orthodox Jews.

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So, she covers her hair,
every inch of her flesh.

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He takes us to meet the rebbe.

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Forget your stereotypes.

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Young, hulking guy.
Could've played football.

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He tells us that Ezra
is a real ben torah.

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And Ezra's just beaming,

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like this is the best compliment
he's ever gotten.

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And the contribution?

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Ah.

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I was supposed to make a contribution,

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right there in the office.

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This was made clear to me.

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So, I write a check for $1,000.

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But then...

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we're in the driveway,

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his mother is literally
dying in the house,

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and he says I don't respect him.

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I don't respect his choices.

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That I gave Shoshana, whatever,

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$40,000 a year for medical school,

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and I gave his yeshiva a paltry $1,000.

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Is yeshiva free?

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He never asked me to pay for it.

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He got a job and a partial scholarship.

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- He asked you for a donation.
- And I made one.

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Do you know what it felt like to
walk through that yeshiva with Beth?

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Imagine if your son
became a Scientologist,

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and you had to walk through the
Scientology center with him,

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and at the end, you gave a donation

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because you wanted to make a gesture,

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and he took it as an insult?

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Alan,

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if you could talk to Ezra right now,

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what would you say to him?

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"Ezra, you broke up our family.

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"You thought you had all the answers.
You were so righteous.

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"You humiliated your mother.

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"You devastated her.

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"I want to s...

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"I want to say you killed her,

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"but I know that's not true.

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"All your mother wanted, all she asked

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"was to be able to hold the hands of
both her children in her dying moment,

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"and even this, you could not do.

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"Your way of looking at the world

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"had to be the only way.

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Everyone else is wrong."

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You always thought Ezra was obstinate,

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from the time he was a little boy.

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I remember you talking about it.

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He was, always.

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You said, "Like his mother."

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_

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Here we go.

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Thank you, Grandma.

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And cherries.

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- And cherries.
- Cherries?

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Bring that close for Alan.

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Here, buddy. Look at that.

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Cherries...

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I always knew he was more Beth's kid.

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Musical,

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into all that religious crap,

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even when he was little.

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At synagogue, with Beth,

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the both of them so sure of themselves,

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about everything.

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Shoshana was mine.

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Reasonable, became a therapist.

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Able to consider
everyone else's point of view.

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But, apparently,

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that story was bullshit.
Is that what you're saying?

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I'm not saying anything.

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You think maybe I'm the obstinate one?

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I'm the asshole who always
thought he knew everything.

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Fuck you, Charlie.

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This could be it, Alan.

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Take a flyer.

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Fine. I had all the answers.

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I wrote the books.

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Rigid, know-it-all Ezra is
as much my kid as Beth's.

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More.

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I did look down on him,

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on his religious choices.

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I have been blaming him.

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Blame and...?

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Contempt.

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Yes, contempt.

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He must've felt it,

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all of it.

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What do you want to say to him?

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I want to say...

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I want to say...

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"Why didn't you..."

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"Why couldn't y..."

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Okay.

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"I'm sorry, Ezra. I'm sorry."

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For...?

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"For not being... the father that I..."

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Charlie...

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I have been more understanding,

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more compassionate
to a fucking serial killer

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than I was to my own son.

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He has to hear this.

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From me.

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Too bad you're going to die here.

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Broke. I need to borrow yours.

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Come in.

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You look exhausted.

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More than usual.

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I've got one more stack to put up.

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Go home.

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I'll do it.

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Ezra, any news?

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No.

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Hashem yirachem.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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I didn't know when you
were coming back. Sit.

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I have a treat.

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Kyle.

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Sam. Hey.

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What are you doing here?

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JoJo's.

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Right. I never ate there. Is that...
Is it any good?

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Yeah. Yeah, it's good.

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Okay.

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Hey, you know the Orchard Diner?

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They're in some kind of dispute
with Harris Carting.

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I... They... Their dumpster is just...

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You got to see this.

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Were you...

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You're not working, are you?
You weren't assigned...

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No. No, no. I just, I just
had dinner there. I just...

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Come on, man, you got to,
you got to see this.

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Okay.

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It's just over there.

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How you doing?

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- Ah, I'm a little hungry.
- Yeah?

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- Here?
- Yeah.

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Oh.

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- This?
- Yeah.

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This doesn't look so bad.

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Yeah, I guess they must've just...

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cleaned it up, like, a
second ago, or something.

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Okay.

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Well, all right.

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You...

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you shouldn't let restaurants
cut the reinspection line.

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What... What is wrong with you?

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- Are you taking bribes?
- What?

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Sam, you are completely out of line.

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Don't-don't talk to me like I'm an idiot.

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If you think I'm taking bribes,
then you are a fucking idiot.

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Shut up.

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Shut up, shut up. Shut up.

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I didn't like it when you read
that letter out loud.

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Yitgadal...

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v'yitkadash...

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Yit...

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Kaddish?

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# Almost heaven #

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# West Virginia #

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# Blue Ridge Mountain #

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# Shenandoah River #

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# Life is old there #

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# Older than the trees #

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# Younger than the mountains #

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# Growing like a breeze #

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# Country roads #

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# Take me home #

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# To the place #

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# I belong #

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# West Virginia #

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# Mountain mama #

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# Take me home #

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# Country roads. #

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Hello?

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00:26:35,282 --> 00:26:37,788
Hey, Mr. Buchella. It's Sam.

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00:26:37,854 --> 00:26:40,059
Oh. Hi, Sam.

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00:26:40,351 --> 00:26:41,853
How are you?

247
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I'm bad.

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00:26:44,789 --> 00:26:47,090
Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.

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I was thinking about your question,

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and I'd be glad to do it,
to be your therapist.

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Okay. Wh-When can we start?

252
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,524
How about next, uh, Tuesday?

253
00:26:59,595 --> 00:27:01,582
Is 4:30 okay?

254
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:02,723
Sure.

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00:27:02,971 --> 00:27:04,875
We can meet at my house.

256
00:27:04,941 --> 00:27:06,837
The sessions will be 45 minutes,

257
00:27:06,881 --> 00:27:10,522
and the charge is $125 per session.

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00:27:11,808 --> 00:27:13,477
That's a good deal.

259
00:27:13,538 --> 00:27:16,696
Well, great, great. Well, see you then.

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I wasn't mekayem kibud av va'em.

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- That's not true.
- Well...

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When Mom died,

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he was...

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he was so harsh,

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and I...

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Chava, I...

267
00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:03,491
I was just mad at him.

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That's all.

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And now...

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Dr. Strauss.

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Do you play ping-pong?

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Yes.

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Do you want to play ping-pong?

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Okay.

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Fuck.

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One-zero.

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- Are you good?
- Yes.

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Three-five.

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Fuck.

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11-seven.

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Fuck!

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11-all.

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19-17.

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Fuck.

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20-17.

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There's something I should tell you.

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I did it again.

288
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The supervisor that I told you about.

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The one who sent me back
to the restaurant.

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Kyle.

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Sam, that's...

292
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that's very soon after
the last time. Is that usual?

293
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It's getting worse.

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I want to change.

295
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You know I do, Dr. Strauss.

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Is it possible?

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It is possible.

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Not just for you, but for the
people that you're angry at,

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for being such assholes.

300
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Five, ten years from now,
they could be different people.

301
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It takes that long to change?

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00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:01,825
It... it can be faster with therapy,

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but it takes time.

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This isn't working.

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00:33:44,035 --> 00:33:46,376
What isn't working?

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Therapy.

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With you.

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These have been...

309
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the worst three days of my life.

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Two people...

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in three days. I've never... felt this.

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I like you, Dr. Strauss,

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but this is not working.

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I like you too, Sam.

315
00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:19,692
I think, I think maybe it was a mistake

316
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to bring you here.

317
00:34:21,723 --> 00:34:24,033
I just... I assumed it would work,

318
00:34:25,221 --> 00:34:27,605
so I didn't think about...

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00:34:31,107 --> 00:34:34,087
I've never hurt anyone
that I liked before.

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Guess you can't help me with that.

321
00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:43,859
I don't, I don't want to,
I really... I do not want to.

322
00:34:43,926 --> 00:34:46,997
It's not the kind of person that I am,

323
00:34:47,028 --> 00:34:50,207
in terms of what I want to do,

324
00:34:50,246 --> 00:34:51,852
but if I have to,

325
00:34:53,411 --> 00:34:56,563
if there's just no other
way, and I have to...

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00:34:57,564 --> 00:34:59,254
do it...

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to you...

328
00:35:05,152 --> 00:35:07,413
how would you want me to...

329
00:35:10,972 --> 00:35:13,482
Have you ever heard the one

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about the Frenchman,
the Englishman, and the Jew

331
00:35:17,826 --> 00:35:19,852
who were sentenced to death?

332
00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:23,265
Oh, oh, no... no.

333
00:35:23,879 --> 00:35:25,776
Three men

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are sentenced to death,

335
00:35:28,113 --> 00:35:30,693
and they are told that they can choose

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their form of execution.

337
00:35:34,389 --> 00:35:35,925
The Frenchman says,

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00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:37,994
"I choose the guillotine."

339
00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,538
So, they build a guillotine,

340
00:35:40,604 --> 00:35:43,203
and they chop off his head.

341
00:35:44,713 --> 00:35:46,561
The Englishman says,

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00:35:47,046 --> 00:35:49,732
"I choose the firing squad."

343
00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:54,231
So, they get together a firing
squad, and they shoot him.

344
00:35:56,805 --> 00:35:58,764
Now, the Jew is left...

345
00:35:58,850 --> 00:36:01,881
I went to see the psychologist
from my high school.

346
00:36:03,651 --> 00:36:06,229
He said that he would be my therapist,

347
00:36:06,624 --> 00:36:08,651
starting next week.

348
00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:15,995
And the Jew says,

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00:36:16,477 --> 00:36:18,538
"Old age."

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