1 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:14,820 Which was tragically his final birthday. 2 00:00:15,650 --> 00:00:17,167 And in intelligence news, 3 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,306 a manhunt is underway for members of the Agency, 4 00:00:20,331 --> 00:00:24,486 a rogue spy agency linked to several international incidents 5 00:00:24,511 --> 00:00:27,382 including the disappearance of Fabian Kingsworth, 6 00:00:27,407 --> 00:00:29,548 CEO of IIA. 7 00:00:29,573 --> 00:00:31,502 Information on the group is spotty, 8 00:00:31,527 --> 00:00:35,658 but we do know they're led by this man, Cyril Figgis. 9 00:00:35,683 --> 00:00:37,788 Oh, my God. Can you believe this? 10 00:00:37,813 --> 00:00:40,197 I know. Even a penguin upstaged us. 11 00:00:40,222 --> 00:00:42,455 No, they think you're in charge of me. 12 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:44,759 I'd maybe focus on the fact 13 00:00:44,784 --> 00:00:47,080 that Fabian framed us and vanished. 14 00:00:47,105 --> 00:00:49,736 On the bright side, it's almost impossible to find 15 00:00:49,761 --> 00:00:51,877 a New York apartment on such short notice. 16 00:00:51,902 --> 00:00:53,275 This isn't an apartment, Krieger, 17 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:54,814 it's an abandoned safehouse. 18 00:00:54,839 --> 00:00:57,619 The bathroom's in the kitchen, the kitchen is the living room, 19 00:00:57,644 --> 00:00:59,963 and our landlord is a literal cockroach. 20 00:00:59,988 --> 00:01:02,890 So a New York City apartment. 21 00:01:06,106 --> 00:01:08,510 Do you guys think our cute neighbor has a crush on me? 22 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:11,025 Scrawny, huge overbite, always scurrying around. 23 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:13,806 That's a sewer rat, and he has a brood of children. 24 00:01:13,831 --> 00:01:15,502 Ew! He has kids? 25 00:01:16,361 --> 00:01:17,915 Dealbreaker. 26 00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:20,127 Stop with the sitcom sound effects. 27 00:01:20,923 --> 00:01:23,752 But it's so boring here. 28 00:01:23,777 --> 00:01:25,916 Pam, I get that you are incapable of living 29 00:01:25,941 --> 00:01:28,847 without extreme overstimulation and/or violence, 30 00:01:28,872 --> 00:01:30,252 but we have bigger problems. 31 00:01:30,277 --> 00:01:31,759 What? Where? I'll kill them. 32 00:01:31,784 --> 00:01:33,588 Press that and see what happens. 33 00:01:33,613 --> 00:01:35,423 Look, AJ's custody hearing is today 34 00:01:35,448 --> 00:01:37,351 and I'd rather not show up and get nabbed. 35 00:01:37,376 --> 00:01:39,252 Krieger, where are we on counter-surveillance? 36 00:01:39,413 --> 00:01:43,119 All units, be advised, FBI and NSA inbound. 37 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:45,173 But that could be about anybody... 38 00:01:45,232 --> 00:01:47,963 who they're looking for at our workplace, homes, and-- 39 00:01:47,988 --> 00:01:48,890 oh, no. 40 00:01:48,915 --> 00:01:50,689 Why the feds got their panties in a wad? 41 00:01:50,714 --> 00:01:51,822 We barely did shit. 42 00:01:51,847 --> 00:01:54,384 Besides destabilizing a global finance center, 43 00:01:54,409 --> 00:01:57,328 killing someone with a train, and robbing a literal bank? 44 00:01:57,353 --> 00:01:59,705 People are so sensitive. 45 00:01:59,730 --> 00:02:01,377 And this is weird. They're surveilling 46 00:02:01,402 --> 00:02:03,095 all of our places except Ray's. 47 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,673 Oh, I don't know. Maybe he got nabbed 48 00:02:04,698 --> 00:02:07,470 by any of the 50 agencies hunting us like dogs. 49 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,041 What if he flipped? Maybe he's tray-cherous. 50 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:12,713 Oh, wouldn't tray-tor have been-- 51 00:02:12,738 --> 00:02:14,189 A million times worse? Absolutely. 52 00:02:14,214 --> 00:02:15,216 Who cares? 53 00:02:15,241 --> 00:02:16,338 We're going to prison for life, 54 00:02:16,363 --> 00:02:17,697 and we'll die in a cage. 55 00:02:21,752 --> 00:02:23,291 Okay, hilarious as it is 56 00:02:23,316 --> 00:02:24,986 to watch Cyril confront his mortality, 57 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,892 I have just now devised a plan to get Lana to the hearing, 58 00:02:27,917 --> 00:02:29,095 you guys to safety, 59 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,158 and me to non-sewer air, likely tropical. 60 00:02:32,183 --> 00:02:33,916 How? I'd add something sassy here, 61 00:02:33,941 --> 00:02:35,283 but Archer broke my phone. 62 00:02:35,308 --> 00:02:37,771 We run a series of distractions during the hearing. 63 00:02:37,796 --> 00:02:40,642 A distraction relay, if you will. 64 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:43,697 Then we flee to Cheryl's plane on--what did you call it? 65 00:02:43,722 --> 00:02:45,392 - Long Island. - Gross. 66 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:47,158 Tell me about it, but apparently, 67 00:02:47,183 --> 00:02:50,088 major airports hate when you transport tons of bombs 68 00:02:50,113 --> 00:02:51,713 or even say the word bomb. 69 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:54,463 Which we'll use for the most noble cause possible, 70 00:02:54,488 --> 00:02:56,314 finding Fabian and crushing him. 71 00:02:56,339 --> 00:02:58,541 Come on, damn it. We've thwarted cartels, 72 00:02:58,566 --> 00:03:00,666 kingpins, cyborg Barry armies, 73 00:03:00,691 --> 00:03:02,661 and we're gonna lose to this English prick? 74 00:03:02,686 --> 00:03:05,298 So let's get up, act like the spies we are, 75 00:03:05,323 --> 00:03:07,502 and kick some II-Ass. 76 00:03:07,527 --> 00:03:08,947 - All right. - Hell, yeah. 77 00:03:09,197 --> 00:03:10,845 Aw, thank you, but all this is because 78 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:12,447 you ran out of booze last night, isn't it? 79 00:03:12,472 --> 00:03:14,017 What? No. 80 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:16,477 It was this morning. 81 00:03:47,173 --> 00:03:54,173 credits 82 00:03:55,697 --> 00:03:56,664 Seriously? 83 00:03:56,689 --> 00:03:58,431 We're in the heart of New York and we're disguised 84 00:03:58,456 --> 00:03:59,752 as a landscaping company? 85 00:03:59,777 --> 00:04:01,981 You made me paint over the other one. 86 00:04:02,626 --> 00:04:04,135 Strained, at best. 87 00:04:05,755 --> 00:04:07,932 Lana, you don a disguise and make your way 88 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:09,518 to the courtroom for AJ's custody hearing. 89 00:04:09,543 --> 00:04:11,885 Great, AJ can watch me get arrested in person 90 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:14,197 - instead of on the news. - Just trust me, Lana. 91 00:04:14,222 --> 00:04:16,018 The distraction relay will work, 92 00:04:16,043 --> 00:04:18,432 but to pull it off, it has to run like clockwork. 93 00:04:18,457 --> 00:04:20,885 Can't we just fart our way through this like usual? 94 00:04:20,910 --> 00:04:23,065 No, we need each distraction on schedule. 95 00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:24,830 Otherwise, they'll catch wind about Lana. 96 00:04:24,855 --> 00:04:27,463 So that means no freelancing, no tying up loose ends, 97 00:04:27,488 --> 00:04:29,459 and no personal bullshit. 98 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,025 Come on. 99 00:04:31,050 --> 00:04:32,954 And what are you griping about, Cyril? 100 00:04:32,979 --> 00:04:36,424 Your life is so empty that your emergency contact is 911. 101 00:04:36,449 --> 00:04:37,783 Hey, I have a full life. 102 00:04:37,808 --> 00:04:39,463 I've got plenty of things I could tie up. 103 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:42,705 Like using your punch card to get a free pizza from Teddie's. 104 00:04:43,365 --> 00:04:45,416 No. I'm still two short. 105 00:04:45,441 --> 00:04:47,180 Now, if you'll excuse me, 106 00:04:47,205 --> 00:04:51,117 I gotta go distract the police by being hot as hell. 107 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:54,312 Sorry. These new actuators are a little balky. 108 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,336 Just a sec. 109 00:04:56,052 --> 00:05:03,781 Just a... 110 00:05:05,047 --> 00:05:06,375 Sec. 111 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,711 Man, if I'd peeled out right after I said that, 112 00:05:08,736 --> 00:05:11,320 you guys would've gone full Sploosh Mountain. 113 00:05:13,936 --> 00:05:16,711 Uh, damn. That was pretty hot. 114 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:21,672 You know, Lana, there's a chance 115 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:23,070 you walk in there, get arrested, 116 00:05:23,095 --> 00:05:25,398 and go to jail for the rest of your life, right? 117 00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:27,016 If I walk in there and get arrested 118 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:28,734 or I don't walk in there at all, 119 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:30,596 either way, I never see AJ again. 120 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:31,812 What's the difference? 121 00:05:31,837 --> 00:05:33,574 Bars on your bedroom and shitty food, 122 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:34,820 but point taken. 123 00:05:34,845 --> 00:05:38,016 Oh, and Lana, try not to get photographed in that babushka. 124 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:40,461 If the Polish are ever taken seriously in the country, 125 00:05:40,486 --> 00:05:43,016 that costume would definitely come back to haunt you. 126 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,070 You know, I wouldn't say haunted. 127 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,352 I just think my written test score 128 00:05:48,377 --> 00:05:50,172 is getting in the way of a promotion. 129 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:51,602 That's not important. 130 00:05:51,635 --> 00:05:54,742 Okay, being a field agent isn't about written tests. 131 00:05:54,767 --> 00:05:56,477 I also did bad on the skills part. 132 00:05:56,502 --> 00:05:58,273 Um, that's less not important, 133 00:05:58,298 --> 00:05:59,883 so let's practice. 134 00:05:59,908 --> 00:06:01,750 You see him. You say-- 135 00:06:01,775 --> 00:06:04,156 Um, stop. You're under arrest? 136 00:06:04,181 --> 00:06:06,687 Okay, are you asking me or are you telling me? 137 00:06:06,712 --> 00:06:09,305 Telling? Wait, no. Asking. Pass. 138 00:06:09,330 --> 00:06:10,891 Wait a second. Is that-- 139 00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:14,891 Excuse me, Officers. 140 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,133 Not now, please, ma'am. 141 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:18,844 We're undercover, and it's very important. 142 00:06:18,869 --> 00:06:21,687 Okay. You want to check those files? 143 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,640 Can you turn your head? Huh. 144 00:06:24,758 --> 00:06:25,927 Oh, my God, it's her. 145 00:06:26,033 --> 00:06:28,838 Punch it, Wally. Oh, wait. I'm driving. 146 00:06:33,734 --> 00:06:35,734 Oh, God. I'm so sorry I'm late. 147 00:06:35,759 --> 00:06:37,422 The jackass at reception took forever. 148 00:06:37,447 --> 00:06:39,102 Think Frankenstein, but less articulate. 149 00:06:39,127 --> 00:06:41,984 The individual you referred to as a jackass 150 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:45,422 happens to be my husband, and he has a speech impediment. 151 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,227 Um, did I say Frankenstein? 152 00:06:47,252 --> 00:06:48,852 I meant--well, I guess technically 153 00:06:48,877 --> 00:06:50,727 I meant, Frankenstein's monster. 154 00:06:50,984 --> 00:06:52,500 Oh, God, this is not going well. 155 00:06:52,802 --> 00:06:53,904 Eh, could be worse. 156 00:06:53,929 --> 00:06:55,719 Oh, sweetie. Hmm. 157 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:59,602 Lana, I am simply blown away by your persistence. 158 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,586 I admire you, not just as a parent, but as a woman. 159 00:07:02,611 --> 00:07:03,422 Thank you? 160 00:07:03,447 --> 00:07:05,375 I mean, I should be admiring you. 161 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,836 You didn't tell the judge I'm a literal fugitive. 162 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:08,773 Gosh, no. 163 00:07:08,798 --> 00:07:11,820 It would disregard AJ's agency as a young woman 164 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:13,816 and the integrity of our bygone marriage. 165 00:07:13,841 --> 00:07:16,258 Wow. That's actually really sweet. 166 00:07:16,283 --> 00:07:18,867 Can we commence please? 167 00:07:18,892 --> 00:07:21,461 Your Honor, I'm going to present irrefutable proof 168 00:07:21,486 --> 00:07:23,483 that Lana Kane is an unfit mother 169 00:07:23,508 --> 00:07:26,969 and would cause lasting developmental damage to AJ. 170 00:07:26,994 --> 00:07:28,953 Oh, you bald little shit. 171 00:07:28,978 --> 00:07:30,848 Why not wear a turtleneck to complete the look, 172 00:07:30,873 --> 00:07:32,777 you uncircumcised dick? 173 00:07:36,187 --> 00:07:38,523 Ugh, this is gonna be a long hearing. 174 00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:42,659 Cheryl, cue the distraction. 175 00:07:57,461 --> 00:07:59,056 Where'd you get chickens? 176 00:07:59,081 --> 00:08:01,906 I want to say the chicken store. 177 00:08:03,891 --> 00:08:07,366 Oh, man. I forgot to say she was under arrest. 178 00:08:08,469 --> 00:08:10,453 Where the hell are you? You're on in five. 179 00:08:10,478 --> 00:08:12,250 Oh, can someone else take the baton? 180 00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:13,343 I'm tying up a loose end. 181 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,547 What happened to "no personal bullshit"? 182 00:08:15,572 --> 00:08:17,443 Yeah, for you guys. You're up. 183 00:08:17,468 --> 00:08:18,477 But I'm not ready. 184 00:08:18,502 --> 00:08:20,383 Oh, for real? Well, in that case, 185 00:08:20,408 --> 00:08:21,992 I'm gonna do exactly what I was doing 186 00:08:22,017 --> 00:08:23,891 because it's extremely important. 187 00:08:23,916 --> 00:08:25,984 - Click. - Did you just say cl-- 188 00:08:27,194 --> 00:08:29,601 Hey, excuse me. Is this the brothel? 189 00:08:33,107 --> 00:08:34,467 And as you can see here 190 00:08:34,492 --> 00:08:36,686 from the exhibit dated that January, 191 00:08:36,711 --> 00:08:39,162 Lana's negligence got AJ kidnapped. 192 00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:42,045 What? Separately, nice graphics. 193 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:43,670 I was skeptical at first, 194 00:08:43,695 --> 00:08:45,326 but they really were worth the money. 195 00:08:45,351 --> 00:08:47,053 Hey, I got her back, didn't I? 196 00:08:47,078 --> 00:08:49,803 Plus, that experience taught us all a very valuable lesson. 197 00:08:49,828 --> 00:08:51,396 And that lesson was... 198 00:08:51,421 --> 00:08:52,787 Don't get kidnapped? 199 00:08:52,812 --> 00:08:54,779 Oh, and I was super helpful in the firefight. 200 00:08:54,804 --> 00:08:57,350 And Ms. Kane, what is your job exactly? 201 00:08:57,375 --> 00:09:00,521 Independent security consultant? 202 00:09:00,546 --> 00:09:03,936 I'd feel better if that didn't sound like a question. 203 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,154 So would I. 204 00:09:06,521 --> 00:09:09,193 All right, little se tback, but we are back on it. 205 00:09:09,218 --> 00:09:10,998 Repeat after me. We are tough. 206 00:09:11,023 --> 00:09:13,615 We are smart. We manifest our own luck. 207 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,967 We are tough. We are smart. 208 00:09:15,992 --> 00:09:18,326 We--give me that third one again. Sorry. 209 00:09:18,947 --> 00:09:19,872 You know what? 210 00:09:19,897 --> 00:09:22,490 I'm just gonna do a sweep of the courthouse. 211 00:09:22,515 --> 00:09:24,162 Why don't you stay put, Wally? 212 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,693 - Oh, hello. - Hi. 213 00:09:26,718 --> 00:09:29,590 No. Hello. Hello, I'm a fugitive. 214 00:09:29,615 --> 00:09:31,826 Oh, shit. Second chance. 215 00:09:31,851 --> 00:09:34,943 - Let's do this! - I totally manifested that. 216 00:09:39,548 --> 00:09:41,926 Why is he so good at roller skating? 217 00:09:47,882 --> 00:09:49,819 Sorry, Mrs. Fentooli. 218 00:09:49,844 --> 00:09:52,049 I just got lost in the skating. 219 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,975 Look at me now, Mrs. Fentooli. 220 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,260 Need backup. Central Park. 221 00:09:56,285 --> 00:09:58,264 In pursuit of a dork on roller skates. 222 00:10:00,011 --> 00:10:02,014 Madame Trinett e, you know this guy? 223 00:10:02,039 --> 00:10:03,115 We're old friends. 224 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:05,600 Does friends mean, "teamed up with my nemesis 225 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:08,029 "for a dubious paternity test to bleed money out of me 226 00:10:08,054 --> 00:10:09,926 which I used to build a fancy brothel"? 227 00:10:09,951 --> 00:10:13,131 - Fine. Friends with benefits. - That's not what that means. 228 00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:15,936 Sure it does. I got dental and everything. 229 00:10:15,961 --> 00:10:17,686 Whatever. I need a favor. 230 00:10:17,711 --> 00:10:19,873 Your clientele are the city's elite, yes? 231 00:10:19,898 --> 00:10:23,381 Shit, yeah. We got real classy cooze here. 232 00:10:23,406 --> 00:10:25,482 I assume you keep dirt on everyone who comes in here 233 00:10:25,507 --> 00:10:27,889 and every other rich person they talk shit about. 234 00:10:28,408 --> 00:10:29,443 Of course not. 235 00:10:29,468 --> 00:10:30,764 The cops leave us alone 236 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:32,389 because they're nice. 237 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,342 Hey, to survive in this business, 238 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,006 sometimes you gotta pull strings. 239 00:10:36,031 --> 00:10:37,740 Or whatever else needs pulling. 240 00:10:37,765 --> 00:10:39,865 Look, Trinette, I need everything you know 241 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,404 about a billionaire named Robert-- 242 00:10:41,429 --> 00:10:43,834 Hell no. I don't let anything leak. 243 00:10:43,859 --> 00:10:45,834 Look, Trinette, it's not for me. 244 00:10:45,859 --> 00:10:47,264 It's for my daughter. 245 00:10:47,289 --> 00:10:50,006 Unless I can smear Robert, he's gonna take AJ from Lana, 246 00:10:50,031 --> 00:10:52,029 which means I wouldn't get to see her. 247 00:10:53,593 --> 00:10:56,943 You know, you're lucky that having a kid made me a wimp. 248 00:10:56,968 --> 00:10:59,615 - Careful with that, you puke. - Thanks, Trinette. 249 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,584 You know, we had some good times, didn't we? 250 00:11:01,609 --> 00:11:03,866 No, you paid me for sex. 251 00:11:03,891 --> 00:11:05,709 Fair enough. Give Seamus my best, 252 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:07,662 but would it kill you to send him to lacrosse camp? 253 00:11:07,687 --> 00:11:09,818 If it made him like you, yes. 254 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,576 For that, I'm taking a shot glass. 255 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,850 Go ahead. You bought all this anyway. 256 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,848 And hey, Archer, I really look forward 257 00:11:16,873 --> 00:11:19,186 to seeing your next check. 258 00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:23,545 So you're telling me that you used to have a stable job, 259 00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:26,006 but now you're effectively unemployed. 260 00:11:26,031 --> 00:11:28,035 Self-employed-ish. 261 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:30,146 Do I get bonus points for saving the world on, 262 00:11:30,171 --> 00:11:31,693 like, two separate occasions? 263 00:11:31,718 --> 00:11:33,576 You would if I believed you. 264 00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:36,225 - And? - I do not. 265 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,842 I've never felt so free. 266 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,021 Eat my skate dust, you-- 267 00:11:41,602 --> 00:11:42,927 well, just eat it. 268 00:11:43,908 --> 00:11:45,553 Okay, we might be really bad at this. 269 00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:47,716 Hey, we've got to stop the cycle of screwing up, 270 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,350 beating ourselves up about it, and then losing confidence, 271 00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,975 and then screwing up even more. 272 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,021 Instead... 273 00:11:53,662 --> 00:11:54,842 Let's treat ourselves. 274 00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:58,240 Okay, if this is reverse psychology, I like it. 275 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,741 Archer, it's your turn. 276 00:12:02,766 --> 00:12:04,725 Have you done anything useful today? 277 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,100 Yes, I've made you angry, 278 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,756 thereby taking years off your life. 279 00:12:07,781 --> 00:12:09,818 - But-- - That's good for the world. 280 00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:11,451 But I actually have to get this file to Lana 281 00:12:11,476 --> 00:12:13,139 before the hearing's over, so we'll need 282 00:12:13,164 --> 00:12:15,134 one final distraction, and it's not like you 283 00:12:15,159 --> 00:12:16,592 have personal shit to take care of. 284 00:12:16,617 --> 00:12:18,006 But how will I get their attention 285 00:12:18,031 --> 00:12:20,717 when apparently, I'm the most boring man alive? 286 00:12:20,742 --> 00:12:23,498 Oh, Cyril, I've spent hundreds of hours 287 00:12:23,523 --> 00:12:25,725 trying to figure out how one man could have 288 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:29,428 so little going on, but with your lack of charisma 289 00:12:29,453 --> 00:12:31,053 and devotion to wasting your life, 290 00:12:31,078 --> 00:12:33,857 bystanders can't help but be utterly mystified by you. 291 00:12:33,882 --> 00:12:35,490 Wow. That's--wait. 292 00:12:35,515 --> 00:12:37,545 None of what you just said is positive. 293 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:39,561 Thanks. Wish me luck. 294 00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:43,584 In conclusion, to quote the great Robert Marley, 295 00:12:43,609 --> 00:12:46,006 "Me don't dip on the Black man side. 296 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:48,436 "Me don't dip on the white man side. 297 00:12:48,461 --> 00:12:50,936 Me dip on God's side." 298 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,482 I'm gonna need a five minute recess. 299 00:12:54,021 --> 00:12:54,956 How's it going? 300 00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:57,490 - Well, that's about to change. - What's this? 301 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,990 A file on Robert. You think he smeared you? 302 00:13:00,015 --> 00:13:02,988 Every shady investment, every masquerade orgy, 303 00:13:03,013 --> 00:13:05,834 every racist joke he told in an elevator is in here. 304 00:13:05,859 --> 00:13:06,861 You can bury him. 305 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,045 How do you have this and--oh. 306 00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:10,732 Why does it smell like a whorehouse? 307 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:14,193 Uh, let's just say we have friends in low places. 308 00:13:14,383 --> 00:13:15,986 Like whorehouses. 309 00:13:19,677 --> 00:13:21,123 No. I can't. 310 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,514 What? Lana, why? 311 00:13:22,539 --> 00:13:25,326 Because then I'm no better than that bow tied ball bag. 312 00:13:26,045 --> 00:13:27,115 We need to talk. 313 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,193 I know that some of this seems harsh, 314 00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:30,967 but it's important for the judge to know 315 00:13:30,992 --> 00:13:33,443 what kind of home you'll be providing for AJ. 316 00:13:33,468 --> 00:13:34,436 It's not that. 317 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,514 I think we should just stop this and let AJ choose. 318 00:13:38,539 --> 00:13:40,170 For her sake, she doesn't need to hear 319 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,217 any more dirt about either of us. 320 00:13:42,242 --> 00:13:43,170 Are you sure? 321 00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:46,209 I want to be respectful of her autonomy and yours, 322 00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:48,506 but you're really going to ask her to choose between 323 00:13:48,531 --> 00:13:50,928 a barren apartment and a mansion 324 00:13:50,953 --> 00:13:53,162 with its own bowling alley/arcade? 325 00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:54,686 I just want what's best for her, 326 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:55,889 and it's not this hearing. 327 00:13:55,914 --> 00:13:58,686 Wait a minute. A bowling alley/arcade? 328 00:13:58,711 --> 00:13:59,680 I've never seen that. 329 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:02,357 It's a--it's a big house. 330 00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:04,139 Look at me when I'm talking to you. 331 00:14:04,164 --> 00:14:07,326 You are the FBI, and no one can take that away. 332 00:14:07,351 --> 00:14:09,221 Unless, of course, the FBI fires you. 333 00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:10,490 Don't think about that. 334 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:13,316 Oh, wow. Okay. Our mole has, in fact, 335 00:14:13,341 --> 00:14:14,998 confirmed that the target is inside. 336 00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:16,295 - Are you ready? - One second. 337 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,709 That's right. You got this. Quick, but not too quick. 338 00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:22,521 Ah, brain freeze. 339 00:14:24,575 --> 00:14:25,943 Since this hearing started, 340 00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:28,803 I've thought a lot about myself and my future. 341 00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:32,162 I love both of you guys, and you're both good people, 342 00:14:32,187 --> 00:14:34,256 so I know there's no wrong choice. 343 00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:36,193 And in these tough couple months, 344 00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:38,678 Daddy has been so supportive and caring. 345 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:39,772 And I've never had so much 346 00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:41,668 Trifola d'alba Madonna in my life. 347 00:14:41,693 --> 00:14:43,311 Trifolda--what's that now? 348 00:14:43,336 --> 00:14:45,340 Most expensive truffles on Earth. 349 00:14:45,365 --> 00:14:47,201 She has her father's palate. 350 00:14:47,226 --> 00:14:49,826 Robert, I love you very much, 351 00:14:50,035 --> 00:14:52,521 but it's obviously Mom, duh. 352 00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:55,162 Like, it's just so weird that you're even doing this. 353 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:57,373 - What are you thinking? - Kid goes to Mom. 354 00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,014 Honestly, she's screwed either way. 355 00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:00,201 Court adjourned. 356 00:15:00,736 --> 00:15:04,350 What an untraditional family we are, but we make it work. 357 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:05,256 Who are you again? 358 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,865 I know you're joking, 359 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:09,771 but that was absolutely devastating. 360 00:15:09,796 --> 00:15:10,787 Nice work. 361 00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:13,842 I am so, so happy. 362 00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:16,123 - About losing custody? - No, no, no. 363 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,264 Don't you see? I pushed for this trial 364 00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:22,959 so you would see firsthand, AJ chose you. 365 00:15:22,984 --> 00:15:26,834 You're not a mom by default. You're her mother. 366 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,982 Cool. Bizarre mind games from an eccentric billionaire. 367 00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:32,264 Who could've guessed? You goddamn weirdo. 368 00:15:32,289 --> 00:15:34,498 Language, but correct. 369 00:15:35,573 --> 00:15:37,610 God, tipping off the FBI. 370 00:15:37,635 --> 00:15:39,412 So much for respecting our autonomy. 371 00:15:39,437 --> 00:15:40,842 Thanks for nothing, asshole. 372 00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,959 Nothing? Are you kidding me? 373 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:46,857 I spent, like, $20 million keeping the damn Agency afloat. 374 00:15:46,882 --> 00:15:49,576 Well, thank you for that. 375 00:15:49,601 --> 00:15:53,451 Now go eat $20 million worth of shit. 376 00:15:55,528 --> 00:15:56,959 Krieger, we've been made. 377 00:15:56,984 --> 00:15:59,514 We need a distraction-- something, anything. 378 00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:01,014 Um, Cyril, do something. 379 00:16:01,039 --> 00:16:03,381 But I already did my one thing, the roller skates. 380 00:16:03,406 --> 00:16:04,543 I'm out of moves. 381 00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:06,506 Come on. There's gotta be something. 382 00:16:06,531 --> 00:16:08,865 We gotta think big. We gotta think-- 383 00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:11,295 Absolutely enormous. 384 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,490 I mean, does he need special pants? 385 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,709 I swear to God, it looked at me. 386 00:16:18,053 --> 00:16:19,646 Courts have side entrances? 387 00:16:19,671 --> 00:16:21,967 It's called a celebrity door, Lana, 388 00:16:21,992 --> 00:16:23,232 you philistine. 389 00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:29,490 Whoo! That was awesome. 390 00:16:29,515 --> 00:16:32,588 Now all we've gotta do is get off the island of Manhattan 391 00:16:32,672 --> 00:16:37,717 with the entire FBI after us blocking all the roads. 392 00:16:37,742 --> 00:16:39,612 Roads? Where we're going, 393 00:16:39,637 --> 00:16:41,896 we don't need roads. 394 00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:49,967 Whoa, Krieger, hovercraft. 395 00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:53,350 Krieger, we're only going, like, five miles an hour. 396 00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:57,701 Try six. 397 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,162 Doesn't this thing go any faster? 398 00:17:05,187 --> 00:17:07,646 Or am I gonna die in this windowless van 399 00:17:07,671 --> 00:17:08,803 like a missing teen? 400 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,951 He said in a van with his daughter. 401 00:17:10,976 --> 00:17:12,373 Will you relax? 402 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,287 Oh, it looks like some sad adults. 403 00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:18,857 - Trinette? - Archer. 404 00:17:18,882 --> 00:17:21,068 What are you, obsessed with me now? 405 00:17:21,093 --> 00:17:23,064 You do house calls? Why a boat? 406 00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:26,186 International waters, bro. No rules. 407 00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:28,353 Not true, 408 00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:31,037 and it's extremely creepy that you want that. 409 00:17:31,062 --> 00:17:32,365 Trinette, I'm gonna level with you. 410 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:33,529 We need to switch boats. 411 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:36,271 I already done enough favors for you today. 412 00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:38,267 - Get out of here. - Wait. Wait. Wait. 413 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:41,045 I have a well thought out, persuasive argument. 414 00:17:42,364 --> 00:17:44,615 All right, now, fair is fair, finance snobs. 415 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,677 Empty your wallets for Trinette and her girls. 416 00:17:46,702 --> 00:17:48,717 Aren't they just gonna take their money back when we leave? 417 00:17:48,742 --> 00:17:49,826 Good point. 418 00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:53,631 Now, you boys share that. Be good. 419 00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:56,951 You think those guys know how to swim? 420 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,536 - I probably should've asked. - Eh, I think you're fine. 421 00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:01,443 Heads up. Sea pigs. 422 00:18:01,468 --> 00:18:03,982 Shut up. The FBI has Jet Skis? 423 00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,974 I love civil forfeiture. 424 00:18:06,999 --> 00:18:08,536 We got these from criminals? 425 00:18:08,561 --> 00:18:10,216 Fun fact. They don't even have to be 426 00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:11,935 guilty for us to take their stuff. 427 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,740 - That cannot be true. - It is, though. 428 00:18:15,445 --> 00:18:17,466 - Whoo! Jet Ski! - Whoo! 429 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,599 Where did you get that? 430 00:18:23,321 --> 00:18:25,451 Pam, what are you doing here? 431 00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:26,458 Shh, I need a favor. 432 00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:28,404 - Anything, my darling. - First-- 433 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,701 You probably shouldn't set off fire works indoors. 434 00:18:35,726 --> 00:18:36,661 Yeah? 435 00:18:37,427 --> 00:18:39,560 Agree to disagree. 436 00:18:42,463 --> 00:18:45,677 Alessia made us a care package. Ka-boom. 437 00:18:45,702 --> 00:18:48,138 - Okay, you can never break up with her. - Oh, my God, I love her. 438 00:18:48,889 --> 00:18:50,318 Those were warning shots. 439 00:18:50,343 --> 00:18:52,927 Stop the boat or we will open fire. 440 00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:55,833 AJ, honey, get below and stay down. AJ? 441 00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:57,919 Oh, AJ, get below 442 00:18:57,944 --> 00:18:58,879 and stay down. 443 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,458 We will discuss your tone later, missy. 444 00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:02,638 Well, hello. 445 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:05,622 I'm gonna name you the solution to all my problems. 446 00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:07,751 Or maybe we don't blow up 447 00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:09,443 the boat full of government employees. 448 00:19:09,468 --> 00:19:10,470 They started it. 449 00:19:10,495 --> 00:19:12,747 Party boat. Let's do this. 450 00:19:14,943 --> 00:19:16,794 Waterskiing. 451 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,568 Little too slow for me. 452 00:19:20,597 --> 00:19:22,786 Come on. Try not to actually hit him. 453 00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:26,466 This is not what you'd call a precision operation. 454 00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:35,966 Oh, yeah, redemption. Ah! 455 00:19:38,473 --> 00:19:39,747 I got an idea, 456 00:19:40,272 --> 00:19:42,175 but you're gonna have to unkink your panties 457 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,271 for about 30 goddamn seconds. 458 00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:45,708 Do I have to? 459 00:19:49,378 --> 00:19:51,249 - Damn it, I'm out. - Me too. 460 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,115 I need you to reach into my pocket. 461 00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:54,622 Ah, Jesus. You have an erection? 462 00:19:54,647 --> 00:19:57,396 It's a shot glass, but also, yes. 463 00:19:57,421 --> 00:19:59,435 Use it. The shot glass, I mean. 464 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:16,380 Why did you have that? 465 00:20:16,405 --> 00:20:19,271 Friends in low places, like whorehouses. 466 00:20:19,296 --> 00:20:20,398 I know what you meant. 467 00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:23,083 Consider my panties unkinked. 468 00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:25,068 Is that in reference to something? 469 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,380 Oh, that wasn't you guys. Never mind. 470 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,232 Hi. Sorry about the gun. 471 00:20:33,257 --> 00:20:35,388 - I'll need the golf cart. - Aw, man. 472 00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,052 Don't be like that. 473 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,451 Uh, anyone know where we're going? 474 00:20:40,476 --> 00:20:41,607 Or who's gonna fly the plane? 475 00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:43,888 Uh, this is really as far as my plan went. 476 00:20:46,151 --> 00:20:48,101 Well, I guess we lost them. 477 00:20:48,126 --> 00:20:51,453 No, you've inspired me today, and I am not giving up. 478 00:20:51,563 --> 00:20:53,366 Well, hello, beautiful. 479 00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:00,889 I see you finally made it. 480 00:21:04,157 --> 00:21:05,867 Did you turn off the safety? 481 00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:07,562 You don't know it has a safety. 482 00:21:13,236 --> 00:21:15,015 You know what? That's it. I quit. 483 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,343 I'm gonna go back to clown college. 484 00:21:16,368 --> 00:21:17,625 I'll be right there behind you. 485 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:19,546 Ah, goddamn it. 486 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,093 What the fuck, Archer? 487 00:21:21,118 --> 00:21:23,906 Slater, it's you. I'm so sorry. 488 00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:27,507 - I should've shot you twice. - Wow. You look... 489 00:21:27,532 --> 00:21:29,281 - Really bad. - Awful. 490 00:21:29,306 --> 00:21:30,914 Jesus, the CIA's involved now? 491 00:21:30,939 --> 00:21:33,132 Could we just skip all the usual agro-bullshit 492 00:21:33,157 --> 00:21:35,617 - and get to the point? - Your old boss, Fabian, 493 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:39,227 used that blackmail info you stole from the bank to destabilize 494 00:21:39,252 --> 00:21:42,140 the country of Manatina, where he's now fled. 495 00:21:42,165 --> 00:21:43,413 Hey, in our defense, 496 00:21:43,438 --> 00:21:45,679 we didn't know it was blackmail info. 497 00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:47,046 So your defense is you're stupid. 498 00:21:47,071 --> 00:21:50,054 I'd also like to say that in my defense, he's stupid. 499 00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:51,718 So what are you doing here? 500 00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,163 You're not domestic law enforcement. 501 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:56,546 The better question is what is Ray doing here. 502 00:21:57,339 --> 00:21:59,610 Oh, my God, Ray really did flip. 503 00:21:59,791 --> 00:22:02,764 - This is hopeless. - Now, hang on one minute. 504 00:22:02,812 --> 00:22:05,562 Just because Ray sucks doesn't mean we do too. 505 00:22:05,587 --> 00:22:06,898 I've done more living in the past day 506 00:22:06,923 --> 00:22:10,179 than I have in years, and I don't intend to stop now, 507 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:12,265 so to borrow a phrase, 508 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:16,624 "Let's get it together and kick some II-Ass." 509 00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:19,578 And you know what? 510 00:22:19,603 --> 00:22:21,740 While we're at it, I have an announcement to make. 511 00:22:21,765 --> 00:22:24,015 I'm ready to start dating again. 512 00:22:27,609 --> 00:22:30,187 You haven't dated since Lana? 513 00:22:30,212 --> 00:22:32,234 What? You wait one year 514 00:22:32,259 --> 00:22:34,130 for every month you dated someone. 515 00:22:34,155 --> 00:22:36,781 No, it's the opposite of that. 516 00:22:37,485 --> 00:22:39,222 Know when to stop talking, Cyril. 517 00:22:39,717 --> 00:22:41,390 Oh, God, I miss this. 518 00:22:41,415 --> 00:22:43,352 Please, never learn that. 519 00:22:43,377 --> 00:22:45,445 God, thank you so much, Cyril. 520 00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:47,960 - It just feels so good... - To laugh? 521 00:22:47,985 --> 00:22:49,382 To not be you. 522 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:58,938 credits