1 00:00:00,039 --> 00:00:01,609 _ 2 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:04,604 - Maybe we shouldn't be thinking so small. - What do you mean? 3 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:06,314 Those politicians you mentioned 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,843 who were dumping stocks while lying about the virus... 5 00:00:08,869 --> 00:00:10,890 turns out one of them is from around here. 6 00:00:10,916 --> 00:00:12,929 Congresswoman Paula Tackleberry. 7 00:00:12,955 --> 00:00:14,322 And she is loaded. 8 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:17,017 I'm not robbing any congresswoman. It's not who I am. 9 00:00:17,043 --> 00:00:17,977 I'm not a criminal. 10 00:00:18,003 --> 00:00:19,747 What if you could be a teacher after we're done? 11 00:00:19,773 --> 00:00:21,579 I told you. They won't let me be a teacher. 12 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:24,483 So, stop being you. I can get you a brand new identity. 13 00:00:24,509 --> 00:00:27,345 You could start fresh. I just need you for a few weeks first. 14 00:00:27,371 --> 00:00:29,879 If they stop, do you think you can get out? 15 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,210 I already tried. 16 00:00:31,236 --> 00:00:32,882 Once the door latches, it locks from the outside. 17 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,593 But if you guys are following me... 18 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:36,787 - What happened? - We lost service. 19 00:00:36,813 --> 00:00:37,971 We must be in a dead zone. 20 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:40,014 Right after we approve the vaccine, 21 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,836 I'll know exactly which drug companies to invest in before anyone else. 22 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,005 - Forget the blackmail. - What are you talking about? 23 00:00:46,031 --> 00:00:47,840 She's liquidating all their art, 24 00:00:47,866 --> 00:00:50,984 lying to her housekeeper about some bogus college fund 25 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,179 and using inside information to get rich 26 00:00:53,205 --> 00:00:55,140 while the people who voted for her die. 27 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:56,489 We're not gonna blackmail her. 28 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,153 We're gonna make sure she doesn't get away with it 29 00:00:58,179 --> 00:01:00,577 and steal every dime she has while we're at it. 30 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:02,484 This just turned into a bank robbery. 31 00:01:02,523 --> 00:01:03,914 Hey, what happened with that auction? 32 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,984 How much is in that bank account we're gonna get our hands on? 33 00:01:06,593 --> 00:01:09,711 Shit. With all the kidnapping and torture, 34 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,992 I forgot to tell you. 35 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:16,210 - Does that say...? - 2.5 million, yeah. 36 00:01:53,371 --> 00:02:02,035 www.subtitulamos.tv 37 00:02:14,574 --> 00:02:16,653 _ 38 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:20,323 Congratulations on your decision to better yourself while serving time. 39 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:23,769 I'd like to start by going around the room and learning 40 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:26,220 why you've chosen English Composition. 41 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:30,583 I joined because I want to, like, 42 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,445 learn some bigger words 43 00:02:33,471 --> 00:02:36,516 because last time I wrote a letter to the parole... 44 00:02:36,597 --> 00:02:40,517 you know, the people that run the parole stuff.... 45 00:02:41,304 --> 00:02:42,639 What do you call 'em? 46 00:02:42,715 --> 00:02:43,906 Board. 47 00:02:44,579 --> 00:02:45,915 Bored? 48 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:48,775 Won't be so bored if I bit off the front of your face 49 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:50,657 and spit it down your throat, now, would it? 50 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:56,302 Anyway, I... I wanna learn some bigger words 51 00:02:56,328 --> 00:03:00,274 so I can show my parole people that I can safely join the community. 52 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,829 We'll work on that. 53 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:06,165 I believe I see a finger up in the back. 54 00:03:06,411 --> 00:03:08,705 I was hoping to learn how to write a better manifesto. 55 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:12,923 The local paper said mine lacked clarity and structure. 56 00:03:13,432 --> 00:03:16,454 The also didn't appreciate I dotted all my I's with boogers. 57 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,365 Okie-doke. 58 00:03:19,374 --> 00:03:20,415 Yes. 59 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:23,412 I love to read, so writing interests me. 60 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,282 I've always wanted to know more about the semicolon. 61 00:03:26,517 --> 00:03:28,918 Plus, this class is a prerequisite 62 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,790 that I have to take if I wanna get my online degree. 63 00:03:32,431 --> 00:03:33,557 Prerequisite? 64 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:36,008 That's a big word. 65 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:38,177 Sounds like it has a number in it, right? 66 00:03:38,203 --> 00:03:39,527 It has a number in it? 67 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,564 Yeah, yeah. 68 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:43,218 I think there's an eight in there towards the tail end. 69 00:03:45,868 --> 00:03:47,478 I still can't believe it. 70 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,508 It took forever to get, but I did it. 71 00:03:49,534 --> 00:03:51,501 It's on fancy paper and everything. 72 00:03:51,728 --> 00:03:54,764 It couldn't have taken that long. You're not even 30 yet. 73 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:57,743 "Not even 30." Maybe in dog years. 74 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:00,405 I am so proud of you. 75 00:04:00,432 --> 00:04:02,884 When we get out of here, we are gonna celebrate. 76 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,548 You know, I've never had sex with a teacher before. 77 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,532 I mean, a few have tried, but... 78 00:04:07,558 --> 00:04:10,111 I've never had sex with an older woman before, 79 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:12,544 so you might end up being the teacher. 80 00:04:12,589 --> 00:04:14,530 Are you hearing this bullshit? 81 00:04:14,556 --> 00:04:16,845 Stop talking to that bug about me! 82 00:04:18,868 --> 00:04:21,462 They're gonna be coming around. I'd better go. 83 00:04:21,725 --> 00:04:23,185 Sweet dreams, papi. 84 00:04:27,228 --> 00:04:30,454 Hey, why do you wanna be a teacher? They don't make dick. 85 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,970 Ain't always about the money. 86 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:34,413 Education is the most powerful weapon 87 00:04:34,439 --> 00:04:36,600 that you can use to change the world. 88 00:04:36,894 --> 00:04:39,021 Nelson Mandela said that. 89 00:04:39,151 --> 00:04:42,112 That has a nice ring to it. "Nelson." 90 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,451 Hey, I think I'm gonna call you Nelson. 91 00:04:45,126 --> 00:04:48,173 Bro, you should see Nelson with this Oreo. 92 00:04:48,199 --> 00:04:49,665 He's buggin'. 93 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,064 Shit. 94 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,711 I think I just learned the true meaning of that word... buggin'. 95 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,462 Hey, who's the teacher now, bitch? 96 00:04:58,608 --> 00:04:59,884 "Nelson." 97 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:04,643 Dammit! 98 00:05:06,047 --> 00:05:07,282 Fuck! 99 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,798 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 100 00:05:12,861 --> 00:05:15,357 - What's going on? - We got problems. 101 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:17,756 Last night on the security cameras, 102 00:05:17,782 --> 00:05:20,362 I heard the rich bitch talking to Old Wrinkly Balls about the... 103 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,865 Wait, so we're doing codenames with the congresswoman and her husband? 104 00:05:22,891 --> 00:05:25,325 - That's dope. - We're not doing codenames. I was just... 105 00:05:25,351 --> 00:05:27,385 - Codenames would be cool. - I'm down with it. 106 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,746 Fine. Codenames. 107 00:05:28,772 --> 00:05:31,014 - I heard the rich lady tell her... - "Rich Bitch." 108 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,375 - She told her husband. - "Old Wrinkly Balls." 109 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:35,641 She told him that she has a meeting tomorrow morning 110 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,711 to find out which companies will make the vaccine. 111 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:38,946 That's good. 112 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:42,740 It's been, like, three weeks. I thought this pandemic would never end. 113 00:05:42,766 --> 00:05:43,951 It's not good. 114 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,438 Antivaxxer. There's always one. 115 00:05:46,464 --> 00:05:50,639 It's not good because as soon as Rich Bitch finds out which companies to invest in, 116 00:05:50,665 --> 00:05:52,290 she will clear out her secret bank account, 117 00:05:52,316 --> 00:05:54,743 which means there will be no money left for us to steal. 118 00:05:54,769 --> 00:05:56,566 Evil wins, the rich get richer, 119 00:05:56,592 --> 00:05:58,870 and our whole plan here goes to shit. 120 00:05:58,896 --> 00:06:03,004 Wait, that's a plan? I thought it was really cool wallpaper. 121 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,904 I've been looking for it online. 122 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:06,366 What do you mean the whole plan goes to shit? 123 00:06:06,392 --> 00:06:08,426 The plan can't go to shit. We need that money. 124 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:11,455 - You promised me a new identity. - And we got a wedding to pay for. 125 00:06:11,481 --> 00:06:13,264 Usually the father of the bride pays, 126 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,748 but he made me choose between a wedding and an ostrich at my bat mitzvah. 127 00:06:16,774 --> 00:06:18,186 I got big plans, too. 128 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,797 My hot, younger online boyfriend might not exist, 129 00:06:20,823 --> 00:06:22,641 but my fat knees still do. 130 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:25,165 - Lipo ain't cheap. - Your knees aren't fat. 131 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,701 - You don't think so? - Guys, focus! 132 00:06:27,727 --> 00:06:31,157 We have to get the money out of the account before she gets to that meeting tomorrow morning. 133 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:35,303 Okay, well... The account is in the housekeeper's name, right? 134 00:06:35,386 --> 00:06:38,492 Since we have her license, can't you just go into the bank and pretend to be her? 135 00:06:38,518 --> 00:06:41,771 I can, but I can't get anywhere without the account number. 136 00:06:42,438 --> 00:06:45,157 Yeah, I thought I would be able to see which key she pressed 137 00:06:45,183 --> 00:06:47,053 when she logged in to check her balance. 138 00:06:47,087 --> 00:06:49,141 She used to see his email as a username, 139 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:51,067 but when she went to type in the password, 140 00:06:51,093 --> 00:06:52,951 her husband's pasty thigh got in the way. 141 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:55,055 That's so white. It looks like it's... 142 00:06:55,088 --> 00:06:57,063 Well, It looks like it's covered in paste. 143 00:06:57,089 --> 00:06:59,211 I guess you nailed it with "pasty." 144 00:06:59,993 --> 00:07:03,287 If we just had that password, we can log in and get the account number. 145 00:07:03,313 --> 00:07:05,050 Hey, what about that weird Russian chick who got us 146 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,672 the password for the security cameras? 147 00:07:06,698 --> 00:07:09,987 I already tried. She's on a juice fast, and she got really bitchy with me. 148 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:13,892 - She wants 600 grand, so screw that. - Hey, wait. Did you see this? 149 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:17,078 There's a thing you can click here that says forgot password. 150 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,295 - Seriously? - Yeah. 151 00:07:18,321 --> 00:07:20,263 Holy shit, Jack. You're a genius. 152 00:07:20,289 --> 00:07:21,832 - Click it. - Yeah? 153 00:07:23,456 --> 00:07:24,707 Wait. 154 00:07:24,733 --> 00:07:27,347 Now we have to answer some riddle. 155 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,047 "What is the make..." 156 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:30,424 "And model of your first car? 157 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,911 What is the name of your first pet? What is your favorite song?" 158 00:07:33,472 --> 00:07:35,850 You were being sarcastic when you called me a genius, weren't you? 159 00:07:35,876 --> 00:07:37,008 No. 160 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,930 Shit. It's my folks. 161 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,946 What time is it there? 162 00:07:46,057 --> 00:07:47,766 Is everything okay? 163 00:07:48,228 --> 00:07:49,977 When you were in prison, 164 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:54,461 locked in a room with the same person day in and day out, 165 00:07:54,821 --> 00:07:57,907 did you ever fantasize about killing them? 166 00:07:57,959 --> 00:07:59,503 What's going on, Mom? 167 00:07:59,617 --> 00:08:03,621 All your father talks about is what he ate, what he's eating, 168 00:08:03,647 --> 00:08:05,719 what he's going to eat next. 169 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,969 I can't take it anymore. 170 00:08:08,063 --> 00:08:11,407 I packed up my stuff and I found my own place. 171 00:08:12,571 --> 00:08:14,591 Ma, you can't live under a table. 172 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,468 Who are you talking to? 173 00:08:16,678 --> 00:08:17,711 Jack. 174 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,790 - Hey, Jack. - Hi, Dad. How are you doing? 175 00:08:24,327 --> 00:08:25,610 Not so great. 176 00:08:26,056 --> 00:08:28,412 - Your mother left me. - I heard. 177 00:08:28,438 --> 00:08:32,633 Look, guys, trust me. I know being stuck in a room can be rough. 178 00:08:32,688 --> 00:08:36,086 But I'm going to come to San Diego, and I'm going to get you out of there. I promise. 179 00:08:36,477 --> 00:08:39,228 We just have... We just have a few things we need to figure out. 180 00:08:39,266 --> 00:08:42,496 "We"? Does that mean your girlfriend's coming with you? 181 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,690 Gloria? 182 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:46,508 I don't know. I mean, we haven't talked about it. 183 00:08:46,534 --> 00:08:49,165 And he's not my... actually... 184 00:08:49,711 --> 00:08:52,673 - I don't know what she is. - I thought she was Latina. 185 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,243 I've been picturing Charo. 186 00:08:54,269 --> 00:08:57,522 No, he means he doesn't know if Gloria is his girlfriend or not. 187 00:08:57,618 --> 00:09:01,346 Why don't you just ask her if she wants to come with you? Then you'll know. 188 00:09:01,372 --> 00:09:04,758 Well, that's easier said than done, Ma. 189 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,271 When I was talking to her through the toilet in prison, 190 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,594 I could flirt, I could say anything. 191 00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:13,171 But actually looking her in the eye and asking her if she... 192 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,438 I don't know, if she likes me? 193 00:09:15,464 --> 00:09:18,974 If she wants to go across the country with me? It's hard. 194 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,672 Does she not speak English? 195 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:22,662 No, Dad, she speaks English. 196 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:24,205 Look, it's not her. It's me. 197 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,942 I was planning on having more money before making this move. 198 00:09:27,332 --> 00:09:30,628 - It's turned into a bit of a puzzle. - Maybe you could pick up some extra work. 199 00:09:30,719 --> 00:09:34,574 I saw on the news that parents are getting frustrated with online learning, 200 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,610 and the demand for tutors is through the roof. 201 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:38,840 Tutoring? 202 00:09:39,474 --> 00:09:42,375 I had a chicken salad sandwich yesterday. 203 00:09:43,119 --> 00:09:46,407 Herb, your testicle is hanging out of your underwear. 204 00:09:46,751 --> 00:09:48,055 Tuck it in. 205 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,125 Looks like your upper thigh is trying to blow a bubble. 206 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,137 Look, if you zoom in on the video, you could see the password. 207 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,140 It's six dots. Help me find the dot key. 208 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,952 - Where's Gloria? - She went for a drive. 209 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,272 She said her ideas were giving her a headache. 210 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:09,227 Try the 'O'. Kind of looks like a dot if you didn't know it was an 'O'. 211 00:10:11,661 --> 00:10:14,165 It's a dot! We cracked it! 212 00:10:14,696 --> 00:10:17,165 The housekeeper, Lucia, has a kid, right? 213 00:10:17,191 --> 00:10:18,201 Yeah. 214 00:10:18,245 --> 00:10:20,706 That's how the congresswoman got her to open the bank account. 215 00:10:20,732 --> 00:10:24,196 She lied to her and said she's gonna put money in it for her kid's college. 216 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,127 Wow, I guess I've been listening more than I thought. 217 00:10:28,276 --> 00:10:31,766 Shit. Didn't work. Maybe it's a capital dot. 218 00:10:32,145 --> 00:10:34,856 Which one of these is the make-things-bigger button? 219 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:42,227 Hey, if you're thinking of kidnapping the kid 220 00:10:42,253 --> 00:10:46,243 and asking for the password as ransom, Gloria already shot that down. 221 00:10:51,255 --> 00:10:53,257 A lot of people think technology is great. 222 00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:55,827 I don't think it's as good as it's cracked up to be. 223 00:10:55,853 --> 00:10:58,784 Social media has ruined the art of stalking women. 224 00:10:58,810 --> 00:11:00,968 Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. 225 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:04,664 People are so obsessed with sharing every detail of their life. 226 00:11:04,803 --> 00:11:05,957 I mean, I get it. 227 00:11:05,983 --> 00:11:08,803 You're at Target buying socks. I mean, let me work for it. 228 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:10,857 Although... 229 00:11:11,483 --> 00:11:14,216 There are some apps that suggest other women you might know 230 00:11:14,242 --> 00:11:16,317 who may be fun to stalk, 231 00:11:16,539 --> 00:11:18,235 so I guess there's pros and cons. 232 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,390 So my dumbass cousin, Linwood, gets this email telling him 233 00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:23,335 he's won tickets to the Super Bowl. 234 00:11:23,361 --> 00:11:26,853 So, he goes to collect, right, but it's actually the police 235 00:11:26,879 --> 00:11:29,788 scooping people up with outstanding warrants. 236 00:11:30,155 --> 00:11:33,527 Linwood is like, "I didn't know that you can make fake emails and shit." 237 00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:36,723 I'm like, "Dude, this is your third time falling for this, dumbass." 238 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:40,113 But now my boy pulling five figures 239 00:11:40,186 --> 00:11:42,832 scamming people with his own fake emails. 240 00:11:42,858 --> 00:11:47,093 My point is sometimes the cops do help people. 241 00:11:48,311 --> 00:11:50,189 I'm telling you, man, trust me. 242 00:11:50,215 --> 00:11:53,600 People are easy to manipulate if you know the right buttons and push. 243 00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:58,427 The best scam I ever pulled was a fake children's modeling agency. 244 00:11:58,453 --> 00:11:59,551 Paco! 245 00:11:59,577 --> 00:12:03,929 Your school's having an essay contest, and you've been selected to enter! 246 00:12:04,365 --> 00:12:06,784 His teacher said he's special. 247 00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:09,202 Once you tell a parent their kid is special, 248 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,538 they will give you every dime that they own. 249 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:15,577 Plus... you get pictures of the kids. 250 00:12:19,311 --> 00:12:21,051 Find my laptop. 251 00:12:21,077 --> 00:12:24,838 They sent a link so you can get the details from the English tutor. 252 00:12:24,864 --> 00:12:26,271 All right, let's focus. 253 00:12:26,468 --> 00:12:29,616 Like I said, you need to turn in the essay today if you want to win the contest. 254 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:31,483 Writing is boring. 255 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,280 Okay. 256 00:12:35,515 --> 00:12:37,225 I'm so stupid. 257 00:12:37,419 --> 00:12:39,309 I know nothing about flowers. 258 00:12:39,335 --> 00:12:41,989 Well, that point was just an example. 259 00:12:42,015 --> 00:12:43,597 Yours can be about anything. 260 00:12:43,623 --> 00:12:47,265 The secret to writing is choosing something you're passionate about. 261 00:12:49,452 --> 00:12:51,146 What rhymes with "meth"? 262 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,811 "Death." 263 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:58,695 What if I told you that the essay you need to write is about a superhero? 264 00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:01,543 - Which one? - You. 265 00:13:01,569 --> 00:13:04,680 You get to be the superhero, and you can use your imagination 266 00:13:04,706 --> 00:13:06,719 to have whatever superpowers you want. 267 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:11,108 I want to be made of electricity so people can use me to charge their phone. 268 00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:15,007 Okay, that's very much a hero for today's world. 269 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:19,231 But first, every superhero has an origin story. 270 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,010 So your first assignment is to find out everything you can 271 00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:25,248 about where you came from... your mother. 272 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,929 Grab a pencil. 273 00:13:28,765 --> 00:13:32,229 I want you to find out where your mother grew up, 274 00:13:32,255 --> 00:13:35,601 what her favorite color is, her favorite song. 275 00:13:37,424 --> 00:13:42,249 Yes, I'm sure I didn't request no pizza sauce or cheese. 276 00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:44,772 What kind of a lunatic orders just a naked crust? 277 00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:47,513 - This is bullshit! - I don't know how it happened either, 278 00:13:47,539 --> 00:13:50,101 but my son is staring at a giant bread frisbee. 279 00:13:50,127 --> 00:13:52,757 - You need to send another pizza. - Wait a second. 280 00:13:55,122 --> 00:13:58,092 I think I opened it upside down. 281 00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:00,840 Never mind. 282 00:14:01,037 --> 00:14:04,958 My future daughter-in-law just got outsmarted by a cardboard box. 283 00:14:08,484 --> 00:14:09,872 Where have you been all day? 284 00:14:09,898 --> 00:14:12,742 I drove to the congresswoman's hoping that once it got dark, 285 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,208 I would find a bank statement in her garbage, 286 00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:18,875 but all I discovered were that the fish tacos they had last night weren't a hit. 287 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,688 Hey, I think we're getting a fax. 288 00:14:22,714 --> 00:14:26,134 It's a printer. I found it in your mom's stolen loot. 289 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,281 I hooked it up last night. 290 00:14:29,311 --> 00:14:31,890 - Good, it printed. - What is it? 291 00:14:31,936 --> 00:14:35,421 It's an essay written by Lucia's son. Read this part. 292 00:14:35,515 --> 00:14:39,148 The Paco-nator's mother, Lucia, drove home from the hospital 293 00:14:39,174 --> 00:14:41,578 in her first car, a blue Dodge Neon. 294 00:14:41,604 --> 00:14:43,359 Yeah. And this one. 295 00:14:43,385 --> 00:14:46,803 Every time the Paco-nator hears his mother's favorite song, 296 00:14:46,829 --> 00:14:49,916 "Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite, his powers multiply. 297 00:14:50,898 --> 00:14:54,640 The Paco-nator's trusty sidekick is Bailey The Flying Hamster, 298 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:57,043 named after his mother's first pet. 299 00:14:57,069 --> 00:14:59,858 - Jack! How did you get this? - I emailed Lucia. 300 00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:03,054 I told her her son had been chosen to be in an essay writing contest, 301 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,859 and I pretended to be a tutor. 302 00:15:04,885 --> 00:15:06,599 Well, shit. Look at you. 303 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:10,744 I guess some of Gloria's con artist skills rubbed off on you when you two boned. 304 00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,531 You two boned? 305 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,726 Paco-nator sounds more like a robot, not a superhero. 306 00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:20,003 I'd have him change that if he wanted to win the contest. 307 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,964 - I can't believe it. You solved it. - I know. 308 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,906 I actually had all the answers a couple of hours ago, 309 00:15:24,932 --> 00:15:27,135 but the kid was struggling with contractions. 310 00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:30,039 I really enjoy teaching. It's very... 311 00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:32,968 Rewarding. 312 00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:43,526 Hey, why are you hanging it on the wall? Don't you want to put the answers in? 313 00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:45,851 - Not yet. - Why not? 314 00:15:46,039 --> 00:15:48,907 Because I've been thinking, once we get the password, 315 00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:50,758 we could just transfer the money online 316 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,325 and I don't have to do all this nonsense with Stan. 317 00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:57,406 Yeah, that'd be great, but online transfers have limits and safeguards. 318 00:15:57,432 --> 00:15:59,250 Computers are a hard target. 319 00:15:59,276 --> 00:16:01,289 The softer target is people. 320 00:16:01,386 --> 00:16:03,179 We need a softy like Stan. 321 00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:04,812 Plus, when we mess with the password, 322 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,133 the bank is going to send the congresswoman an alert on her phone. 323 00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:09,296 So, all this needs to get done when we know she's in a place 324 00:16:09,322 --> 00:16:12,328 - she can't get any notifications. - How will we know that? 325 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,085 That's what this is all about. Everybody, get comfortable. 326 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,367 We have a lot to go through before tomorrow morning. 327 00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:23,609 "Super Paco"! 328 00:16:23,669 --> 00:16:26,719 - I was thinking that, too! - Soul mates. 329 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,156 We're talking baby names, right? 330 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:46,689 It's a little late to be changing my plan. We're leaving in a few minutes. 331 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,216 No, I wasn't. 332 00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:51,219 I thought it'd be cool to show what happens after the plan. 333 00:16:51,245 --> 00:16:53,574 I got Rooster and Wiggles getting married. 334 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,683 Barb with skinny knees, although I still think she's being crazy. 335 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,853 And I'm over here with my parents, teaching in San Diego. 336 00:16:59,879 --> 00:17:01,035 That's cute. 337 00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:07,423 Is there, I don't know, anywhere in particular you want me to put you? 338 00:17:07,545 --> 00:17:11,186 Just make sure there's a margarita in my hand, and I'm good. 339 00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:16,661 Are you sure I need to say all this to Stan when we FaceTime? 340 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,998 That poor sap is gonna soil his dockers. 341 00:17:19,024 --> 00:17:20,215 Yes, I'm sure. 342 00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:23,662 I thought we would have more time to ease into it, but it has to happen this morning. 343 00:17:23,891 --> 00:17:27,187 I think something's been nibbling the cheese that represents the Swiss bank account. 344 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,264 Could be the mice, 345 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,918 or it's the raccoon that likes to let himself in every now and again. 346 00:17:31,944 --> 00:17:35,363 Also, Rooster had some hermit crabs that climbed out of their cage 347 00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:38,530 about 20 years ago that we never found. There's a lot of suspects. 348 00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:40,977 Come on. Just practice with me a few more times. 349 00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:43,498 - I've got to go to work, baby. - This early? 350 00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:47,623 I thought bikini bars are more of a mid-afternoon-evening kind of situation. 351 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,530 We've been opening early for essential workers. 352 00:17:50,619 --> 00:17:52,764 Not all heroes wear clothes. 353 00:17:57,107 --> 00:17:59,272 Good luck with your bank robbery. 354 00:17:59,944 --> 00:18:02,709 Bless her stupid little monkey brain. 355 00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:06,280 She thinks it's like the wallpaper in Willy Wonka's house. 356 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,148 We need to call this off. I haven't had enough time to prepare for the role. 357 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:15,143 Rooster, it's a 30-second phone call. I thought you had acting experience. 358 00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:18,616 Your mom told me you got your nickname because you were in Annie as a kid. 359 00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:20,722 In Annie, Rooster was a crook. 360 00:18:20,748 --> 00:18:22,836 Growing up, I was surrounded by crooks. 361 00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:25,823 I don't know anything about some guy from New York that works in an auction house. 362 00:18:25,849 --> 00:18:27,357 I mean, what makes him tick? 363 00:18:27,383 --> 00:18:29,772 Does he wear a suit? I don't even have a suit. 364 00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:32,362 - No one is going to see you. - Girl, I will see me. 365 00:18:32,388 --> 00:18:34,600 I can't make people believe it if I don't believe it. 366 00:18:34,976 --> 00:18:37,098 Use the tuxedo I brought home from prison. 367 00:18:37,304 --> 00:18:38,685 It's covered in moth holes, 368 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:45,625 but, hey, maybe you got stabbed 100 or so times on your way to your... 369 00:18:45,686 --> 00:18:48,412 catering gig on the Upper West... 370 00:18:48,438 --> 00:18:51,647 No. On the way to your daughter's... 371 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,550 No. Your niece's wedding in Brooklyn. 372 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:57,550 There we go. Backstory. Thank you. 373 00:18:59,592 --> 00:19:03,194 8:15. We got to roll. Barb, you know what you need to do. 374 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,001 Hi, Barb. 375 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,052 I thought we were FaceTiming later tonight. 376 00:19:30,078 --> 00:19:33,707 I took a gamble and left some dice in your mailbox so we could play Yahtzee. 377 00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:38,733 I had a naughty dream about you last night. I thought we could finish it. 378 00:19:40,756 --> 00:19:42,959 Do sexy thing with... 379 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,834 Oh, my. 380 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:53,276 Well, actually, I'm over at Mom's, helping her with... something. 381 00:19:53,429 --> 00:19:55,756 - Can it wait? - I knew it. 382 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:59,490 This is why I don't date buttoned-up, corporate-type Stan. 383 00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:01,378 Everything has to be on a schedule. 384 00:20:01,404 --> 00:20:04,428 - Maybe this isn't going to work. - No. No, no, no, no. 385 00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:09,067 - I'm good. I'm here. - Are you sure? 386 00:20:09,093 --> 00:20:12,712 Because I have needs, Stan... physical needs that have to come first 387 00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:15,944 - if this is going to work. - Of course. I never... 388 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:19,860 Stan, is this a mole on my ankle or a raisin? 389 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,897 I don't know, Mom. Just give me a minute. 390 00:20:21,923 --> 00:20:25,850 I need a man of spontaneity who doesn't follow all the rules. 391 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,285 Are you a banker or a lover? 392 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,772 I would like to think that I'm capable of being both. 393 00:20:31,387 --> 00:20:35,530 It was a mole. I cut it off. Now I'm bleeding. 394 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:40,114 - Hold on. - Hold on? Love doesn't hold on. 395 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:43,618 Oh, boy. That is a bit of a gusher here. 396 00:20:43,644 --> 00:20:45,350 Put some pressure on it. 397 00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:50,248 Stan, I need to know what kind of a guy you are. 398 00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:55,441 I'm the guy who will rail you deep into next week, Barb Martinez. 399 00:20:55,483 --> 00:20:56,686 Beg pardon? 400 00:20:57,114 --> 00:20:59,251 I got what you ache for girl. 401 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,803 I will bend you like a pleasure pretzel 402 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:06,537 and devour every hot, salty curve of that sweet Barb booty. 403 00:21:06,563 --> 00:21:07,658 Oh, my. 404 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,850 Let's work each other's bodies until we're like 405 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:14,019 two worn out, dirty dish rags 406 00:21:14,045 --> 00:21:16,750 with every last orgasm squeezed out of us. 407 00:21:18,256 --> 00:21:21,405 - Too much? - No. No, not at all. 408 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,959 I just wasn't expecting... 409 00:21:23,985 --> 00:21:27,449 Barb, I've had ladies call me mild-mannered 410 00:21:27,475 --> 00:21:30,274 and leave me for some pretty crude alpha males. 411 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:34,002 When you wanted to start dating, I promised I wouldn't let that happen again. 412 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:37,022 So, I researched what women find exciting about bad boys. 413 00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:40,591 I took notes, put them in a spreadsheet, ran the numbers, 414 00:21:40,617 --> 00:21:42,452 and this is what it told me. 415 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:45,772 I needed to give you something you weren't expecting. 416 00:21:48,146 --> 00:21:50,166 You did that for me? 417 00:21:50,192 --> 00:21:52,717 Holy shit, that is hot. 418 00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:55,969 I did it myself because of COVID. 419 00:21:56,436 --> 00:21:58,776 It took a few tries. You don't want to see the other one. 420 00:21:58,802 --> 00:22:00,928 You got to break a few eggs to make an omelet. 421 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:05,584 Stan! These raisins taste terrible. 422 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:09,117 - Barb, she's gonna eat her whole foot if I don't... - Yeah. No. No, that's fine. 423 00:22:09,143 --> 00:22:11,223 You go ahead and do your thing. 424 00:22:11,454 --> 00:22:13,285 I'll call you later. 425 00:22:14,982 --> 00:22:16,926 Oh, my God. 426 00:22:25,676 --> 00:22:30,138 - Okay, here we go. Are you ready? - Yeah, I think so. 427 00:22:30,235 --> 00:22:32,290 Although I do feel I should mention... 428 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:35,782 I mean, I respect that conning people is your area of expertise, 429 00:22:35,926 --> 00:22:38,749 but what if he starts asking questions and we don't have the answers, 430 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,829 - and then he starts... - Shit. Get down. 431 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:43,879 Get in the back seat. Get in the back seat. Quick, quick. Take your shoes off. 432 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:44,959 - What? - Take your shoes off! 433 00:22:44,985 --> 00:22:46,987 Now put them on your head. Put them on your head. 434 00:22:47,013 --> 00:22:48,389 Yeah. What? 435 00:22:48,415 --> 00:22:50,119 Now, if I would have told you ten seconds ago 436 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,054 that you'd be in the backseat with shoes on your head, 437 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,423 would you have believed me? 438 00:22:53,610 --> 00:22:54,624 No. 439 00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:57,686 That's because when people are scared, they don't think. They just act. 440 00:22:57,712 --> 00:23:00,228 This guy's Twitter page says that he's afraid of lightning bugs 441 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,616 and leaving voicemails. 442 00:23:01,642 --> 00:23:03,758 I'm sure it's not going to take much to intimidate him. 443 00:23:03,784 --> 00:23:06,634 Well, you could have just explained that to me. 444 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,204 I could have. 445 00:23:15,063 --> 00:23:16,375 Collin Davis? 446 00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:17,626 Yes? 447 00:23:17,743 --> 00:23:20,007 Agent Danielle Sanchez, FBI. 448 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,901 We need to talk to you about your involvement 449 00:23:21,927 --> 00:23:24,196 in a conspiracy to commit tax fraud. 450 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,621 You gotta believe me. I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. 451 00:23:33,647 --> 00:23:36,337 The congresswoman just told me to take all her art to New York, so I did. 452 00:23:36,363 --> 00:23:38,803 - I knew she was up to something. - So you knew? 453 00:23:38,829 --> 00:23:40,711 - No, he didn't. - He just said he did. 454 00:23:40,737 --> 00:23:43,031 He presumed. That's not knowing. We knew nothing. 455 00:23:43,057 --> 00:23:46,092 Really? So I guess you didn't know about the congresswoman selling the art 456 00:23:46,118 --> 00:23:50,331 under the name Lucia Gonzalez so she could avoid paying taxes on the profit. 457 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:54,308 - I was delivering her pay. - Pay or payoff 458 00:23:54,337 --> 00:23:57,285 so you can keep her quiet about your little moneymaking operation. 459 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,996 The two of you, the congresswoman and Mrs. Gonzalez, 460 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:03,025 are implicated in a scheme to defraud the United States government. 461 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,813 The two of us? I only agreed to help him out, 462 00:24:05,839 --> 00:24:09,051 because we got in a stupid fight about how I don't support his dumb career. 463 00:24:09,134 --> 00:24:10,298 Dumb career? 464 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,235 Last time I checked, my dumb career was the only thing 465 00:24:12,261 --> 00:24:14,302 keeping us afloat while you pursue your dream. 466 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,850 Dance is not a dream. It's a calling. 467 00:24:16,876 --> 00:24:18,598 All right, I'm gonna cut to the chase. 468 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:22,131 The two of you are in a lot of trouble unless you cooperate. 469 00:24:22,157 --> 00:24:26,340 Yes, absolutely. I will do whatever. I will wear a wire. I will testify. 470 00:24:26,366 --> 00:24:27,767 Take my DNA. 471 00:24:31,212 --> 00:24:32,383 Okay. 472 00:24:32,946 --> 00:24:36,850 We'll take this to the lab right away. 473 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:40,980 Mr. Davis, you've been driving the congresswoman to her office, is that correct? 474 00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:44,593 - Ever since she broke her foot when she... - Fell down the stairs. 475 00:24:44,619 --> 00:24:47,228 We saw. We see everything. 476 00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:50,600 She has a committee meeting this morning that you'll be taking her to. 477 00:24:50,626 --> 00:24:53,155 We need to be sure she doesn't make it to that meeting. 478 00:24:53,181 --> 00:24:55,218 - Why? - None of your business why. 479 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,986 The FBI doesn't divulge details of an ongoing investigation. 480 00:24:58,012 --> 00:24:59,813 Here's how it's going to work. 481 00:25:00,228 --> 00:25:03,419 You're going to pick her up at 9:00, just like you always do. 482 00:25:03,445 --> 00:25:05,187 Whether she's walking the halls of the capital 483 00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:06,797 or dancing in DC's hottest nightclub, 484 00:25:06,823 --> 00:25:10,509 this congresswoman does both in her chic orthopedic walking boot. 485 00:25:10,535 --> 00:25:14,235 Okay, maybe just dial down the gay to a seven today. I'm not in the mood. 486 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:18,267 You'll say you saw some traffic on your way in, 487 00:25:18,293 --> 00:25:21,063 so you're going to take Route 40 to avoid it. 488 00:25:22,298 --> 00:25:25,016 When we were following you the night you moved the art, 489 00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:28,929 we noticed there was a dead zone right past the sign for Oakdale Winery. 490 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:32,202 Lindsay, are you still there? 491 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,896 Lindsay? 492 00:25:34,045 --> 00:25:36,694 Not long after she loses reception on her phone, 493 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,881 you'll round a bend in the road and see Agent Harris. 494 00:25:42,601 --> 00:25:46,139 You better not be stopping for another stupid animal in the road. 495 00:25:48,202 --> 00:25:50,894 - What's going on? - Tree fell up ahead. 496 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,936 - Should be just a couple of minutes. - Thank you so much. 497 00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:56,055 - What's going on? - There's a tree in the road, 498 00:25:56,081 --> 00:25:58,751 - so we just have to wait, like, a second. - I don't give a shit about trees unless... 499 00:25:58,777 --> 00:26:02,478 Then, no matter what she says, your job is to just sit there 500 00:26:02,504 --> 00:26:05,069 and make sure she doesn't have cell service. 501 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,577 Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do that. 502 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,358 - What? - Wha... 503 00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,561 If you don't do that, then you're gonna go to prison. 504 00:26:12,587 --> 00:26:14,798 And trust me, prison is no picnic. 505 00:26:14,899 --> 00:26:18,593 - That's okay. I don't like picnics. - Fine. It's no day at the beach. 506 00:26:18,842 --> 00:26:21,413 - All that sand. - God damn it, man. 507 00:26:21,439 --> 00:26:23,666 Collin, what are you doing? You need to cooperate. 508 00:26:23,692 --> 00:26:26,085 I don't think you understand who they're asking me to betray. 509 00:26:26,111 --> 00:26:29,034 The congresswoman is evil. Trust me, I've seen things. 510 00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:31,504 But we're not just talking about you. 511 00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:34,428 What about your boyfriend? You're going to let him go down for this? 512 00:26:34,454 --> 00:26:36,203 I've seen him go down for less. 513 00:26:36,229 --> 00:26:38,717 - Excuse me? - You know who I'm talking about. 514 00:26:38,749 --> 00:26:41,124 Besides, all I've been reading about is how they're letting people 515 00:26:41,150 --> 00:26:43,285 out of jail because of COVID. I'll call my uncle. 516 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,436 He's a lawyer. He can probably get us probation. 517 00:26:46,654 --> 00:26:49,482 Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle! 518 00:26:54,027 --> 00:26:56,402 Just calm down, okay? No one's seen our faces, 519 00:26:56,428 --> 00:26:59,277 and those two are too busy arguing to realize we're not legit. 520 00:27:03,019 --> 00:27:05,041 - See? We're fine. - Fine? 521 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,845 There's no way they're going to cooperate right now. 522 00:27:06,871 --> 00:27:09,211 We got to figure out some other way to get this money. 523 00:27:09,237 --> 00:27:10,474 What money? 524 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,691 You better pick this shit up, man. 525 00:27:12,836 --> 00:27:14,338 You're phone. You're phone! 526 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,636 Melvin, not a good time. 527 00:27:17,662 --> 00:27:19,330 Not a good time for me, either. 528 00:27:19,418 --> 00:27:21,349 But since your ass cheek had the audacity 529 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:23,919 to call me over and over again, tell me what's up. 530 00:27:23,945 --> 00:27:26,118 What money? You doing a job without me, Jake? 531 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,801 No. No job. Just, I'm at the store 532 00:27:28,859 --> 00:27:30,863 trying to get a refund for... 533 00:27:32,668 --> 00:27:35,279 Lavender and cucumber hydrating sunscreen. 534 00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:37,111 I heard a girl screaming. 535 00:27:37,144 --> 00:27:40,041 Yeah, some people freaked out when I got closer than six feet. 536 00:27:40,067 --> 00:27:42,320 - Listen, I got to go. - Whoa. Hold up. 537 00:27:42,346 --> 00:27:44,894 If you're at the drugstore, can you get me some lady razors? 538 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,416 I feel like we're close enough to tell you that I shave my legs. 539 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,626 - Really? - Yeah. 540 00:27:48,652 --> 00:27:51,572 One night when I was high, I let a chick do it to me. 541 00:27:51,598 --> 00:27:54,882 And once you get a taste of them smooth-ass calves, it's hard to go back. 542 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,652 Good to know. Will do. Sorry. 543 00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,804 If Collin is not there to pick up the congresswoman, 544 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,855 she's gonna order an Uber to take her to the meeting, which means 545 00:28:02,995 --> 00:28:06,818 in 15 minutes, any chance we had at pulling this thing off goes out the window. 546 00:28:06,844 --> 00:28:08,754 Someone needs to pick up the congresswoman. 547 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,207 Who? 548 00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:14,496 Well, I have to be at the bank, and you know how to drive, so... 549 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:16,904 - No. - Yes. 550 00:28:16,930 --> 00:28:18,015 - No. - Yes. 551 00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:19,051 No. 552 00:28:19,345 --> 00:28:20,676 14 minutes. 553 00:28:21,187 --> 00:28:23,066 14 minutes to what? 554 00:28:38,942 --> 00:28:40,707 _ 555 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:46,809 Stan has a nipple ring, and I'd be lyin' if I said I wasn't a little intrigued. 556 00:28:46,835 --> 00:28:49,911 There's no time, Barb! Things went sideways! Where's Rooster? 557 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,962 Rooster, get in here! Things went... 558 00:28:52,082 --> 00:28:54,157 - What word did you use? - Sideways. 559 00:28:54,183 --> 00:28:55,465 I like that. 560 00:28:55,966 --> 00:28:57,510 Things went sideways. 561 00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:59,993 - Well, what direction were they supposed to go? - Not sideways! 562 00:29:00,019 --> 00:29:02,257 The Congresswoman's aide wouldn't agree to help us, 563 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:06,394 so we had to restrain him and his boyfriend and take their phones. 564 00:29:08,576 --> 00:29:10,765 Jack is gonna have to drive the Congresswoman. 565 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,918 Remember, she's not gonna report this money missing. 566 00:29:12,944 --> 00:29:14,545 Plus, you'll be wearing a mask, so you'll be fine. 567 00:29:14,571 --> 00:29:17,034 You just need to get her into the dead zone by 9:15. 568 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,410 - Got it. - Okay. 569 00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:22,884 9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine... 570 00:29:22,917 --> 00:29:25,688 - What are you doing? - A mnemonic device. Helps to remember. 571 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,407 You don't get cell reception in a dead zone, 572 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,200 which is like bein' underwater, like a submarine. 573 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,887 9:15 submarine! 574 00:29:31,683 --> 00:29:34,940 Rooster, now that Jack is driving, I need you to be the flagman. 575 00:29:34,966 --> 00:29:36,525 And you have to leave now! 576 00:29:36,551 --> 00:29:39,904 What?! I just got a handle on the auction house guy. 577 00:29:39,930 --> 00:29:42,948 I gave him a lisp to make him seem sympathetic. 578 00:29:42,974 --> 00:29:44,492 I'm not asking, I'm telling. 579 00:29:44,518 --> 00:29:46,551 We need someone to stop Jack in the dead zone 580 00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:49,163 to keep the Congresswoman from getting bank alerts. 581 00:29:49,189 --> 00:29:51,139 You need to find a stop sign and a uniform. 582 00:29:51,165 --> 00:29:52,583 Top shelf, closet. 583 00:29:52,609 --> 00:29:55,215 I went through a vest phase in the '90s. 584 00:29:56,895 --> 00:29:59,147 I don't know anything about flagmen. 585 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:01,816 I mean, who is this guy? Is he married? 586 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:04,094 Why do they call him a flagman if he holds up a stop sign? 587 00:30:04,121 --> 00:30:06,847 Hold the stupid sign up and say there's construction up ahead. 588 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:09,277 And we need someone else to read the script that I gave you 589 00:30:09,303 --> 00:30:11,034 and pretend to be from the auction house. 590 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,785 I hate to have to ask this, but... 591 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,480 can Wiggles read? 592 00:30:16,452 --> 00:30:19,330 - It is a fair question. - She can read. 593 00:30:20,002 --> 00:30:21,044 I think. 594 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:22,504 Have you seen it performed? 595 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:23,942 I've seen her read a sunscreen bottle. 596 00:30:23,968 --> 00:30:27,512 Yeah, she burns really easy and, she needs a really high spiff. 597 00:30:28,582 --> 00:30:29,677 Good enough. 598 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,873 Take her the script and then get yourself to Route 40. 599 00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:34,974 Past the sign for the Oakdale Winery. 600 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,259 Jack is gonna be there at 9:15, so we all have to hurry. 601 00:30:38,285 --> 00:30:39,906 I think that's the best we got. 602 00:30:39,932 --> 00:30:43,113 If anyone asks, just tell 'em you were a flagman in Vegas. 603 00:30:43,988 --> 00:30:45,938 Are you still sure all this is gonna work? 604 00:30:45,964 --> 00:30:47,082 Nope. 605 00:30:49,092 --> 00:30:53,668 9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine... 606 00:31:15,522 --> 00:31:17,249 _ 607 00:31:17,421 --> 00:31:20,999 _ 608 00:31:21,772 --> 00:31:25,890 _ 609 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:54,846 Collin feels awful about this, but we are right on schedule. 610 00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:57,458 You need to lose the mask in case somebody takes a picture. 611 00:31:57,494 --> 00:32:00,732 If I'm gonna keep my base, I need to avoid masks like the plague. 612 00:32:04,652 --> 00:32:07,905 I guess your snowflake son forgot to tell you to pick up the coffee. 613 00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:09,740 We'll have to stop. 614 00:32:09,957 --> 00:32:12,349 So much for being on schedule. 615 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,279 _ 616 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:21,404 No texting and driving. 617 00:32:22,896 --> 00:32:24,318 Gonna run somebody over. 618 00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:26,537 I don't need that shit on my Wikipedia page. 619 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:19,594 Let's go! Jack is gonna have the Congresswoman in the dead zone in ten minutes! 620 00:33:20,156 --> 00:33:21,557 What the hell are you wearing? 621 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:24,644 The hottest time me and Stan ever did it was in the '80s. 622 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:28,071 I was workin' for a regional airline, and he was on one of my flights. 623 00:33:28,097 --> 00:33:30,226 I was just feelin' nostalgic. 624 00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:35,305 If you breathe in deep, you can still smell the Drakkar Noir and jet fuel. 625 00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:36,742 Get in the car! 626 00:33:43,911 --> 00:33:46,720 Hi, yeah, I need something called a latte. 627 00:33:46,746 --> 00:33:47,958 What kind of milk? 628 00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:49,950 White. 629 00:33:50,147 --> 00:33:52,566 She doesn't strike me as a chocolate milk type. 630 00:33:52,651 --> 00:33:54,924 - Not a lot of whimsy. - What kind of white? 631 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:58,974 We have whole milk, skin milk, almond milk, oat milk... 632 00:34:00,033 --> 00:34:02,638 Kick her ass, Linda! 633 00:34:03,216 --> 00:34:06,628 2% milk, 1% milk, plant milk... 634 00:34:07,016 --> 00:34:08,622 Tony! 635 00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:12,593 Hazelnut milk, macadamia milk, banana milk, 636 00:34:12,619 --> 00:34:16,802 rice milk, coconut milk, hemp milk, buttermilk, 637 00:34:16,828 --> 00:34:21,226 camel's milk, quinoa milk, raw milk, flax milk, 638 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,396 cashew milk, goat milk... 639 00:34:29,787 --> 00:34:30,929 Be careful. 640 00:34:30,955 --> 00:34:33,880 They were out of all those little coffee cup tube tops. 641 00:34:37,425 --> 00:34:39,761 I'm not saying the virus is a good thing, 642 00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:43,290 but the herd does need thinning and it's mostly killing old people. 643 00:34:44,474 --> 00:34:45,924 Hang on, Grandma. 644 00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:48,462 This is disgusting. This is not what I ordered. 645 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:49,581 It's not? 646 00:34:49,607 --> 00:34:52,536 Well, I got the biggest size. You said you wanted a lot. 647 00:34:52,562 --> 00:34:55,177 A latte! I said I wanted "a latte"! 648 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,611 We have to turn around. 649 00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:58,972 I'm sorry, we can't do that. We're runnin' a little late. 650 00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:02,060 Or latte. Whatever pronunciation you prefer. 651 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:13,362 I think you got a long eyelash or a short pube trapped in there. 652 00:35:13,388 --> 00:35:16,448 Doesn't matter. Stan's not gonna get that close to it. 653 00:35:17,162 --> 00:35:18,784 9:15 submarine. 654 00:35:18,810 --> 00:35:20,474 - What? - Nothing. 655 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:23,121 No word from Jack. It's go time. 656 00:35:23,147 --> 00:35:26,589 Let's answer these security questions and get the account number. 657 00:35:26,615 --> 00:35:28,544 First pet: Bailey. 658 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,818 Car: Dodge Neon. 659 00:35:31,209 --> 00:35:33,257 Favorite song... 660 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,740 Shit. Is it "Groove Is in the Heart" or "Groove Is in the Soul"? 661 00:35:36,959 --> 00:35:39,429 Barb. Barb, look at the essay. What's the song? 662 00:35:39,455 --> 00:35:42,784 Are you sure there's not a way to do this that doesn't involve Stan? 663 00:35:42,810 --> 00:35:43,616 What? 664 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:46,499 Now that I've been talkin' to him more, I just... I feel guilty. 665 00:35:46,525 --> 00:35:47,873 Give me the essay. 666 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:50,182 Just promise me he won't get fired. 667 00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:51,501 He's not gonna get fired. 668 00:35:51,527 --> 00:35:53,863 We have to do this now or we're gonna miss our window. 669 00:35:55,316 --> 00:35:56,662 You promise? 670 00:35:58,024 --> 00:36:00,451 Why does it always have to come to this?! 671 00:36:04,209 --> 00:36:07,791 Grandma, you can't say that word anymore. 672 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:11,662 I understand that you met one once. It doesn't matter. 673 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:21,013 I'm not saying it's not funny, you just need to find a different word. 674 00:36:21,967 --> 00:36:23,388 No, that one's worse. 675 00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:25,974 - Shit. - You got a cop behind you. 676 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,543 No, not you, Grandma. 677 00:36:27,569 --> 00:36:28,953 You better pull over. 678 00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:31,398 I will. Just lookin' for a safe spot. 679 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:34,130 I think I saw a winery up ahead that had a parking lot. 680 00:36:34,412 --> 00:36:35,694 Give me! 681 00:36:40,373 --> 00:36:42,026 Gross, it's warm. 682 00:36:42,052 --> 00:36:44,036 You didn't have to mess up my hair. 683 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:47,414 All right, Lucia's favorite song is "Groove Is in the Heart." 684 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:48,940 "Groove Is in the Heart." 685 00:36:48,966 --> 00:36:50,417 All right. 686 00:36:50,945 --> 00:36:53,779 Say a prayer. Here goes nothin'. 687 00:36:56,107 --> 00:36:59,560 No, I can't turn the noise down, Grandma. 688 00:37:00,255 --> 00:37:01,671 Grandma? 689 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:04,848 - Shit, I lost her. - You lost her? 690 00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:08,443 - You better pull over now. - I'm pullin' over. I'm pullin' over. 691 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,109 Excuse me. 692 00:37:16,135 --> 00:37:18,210 I need to talk to a manager right away. 693 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,505 Stan O'Malley, Semi-Regional Manager. 694 00:37:20,946 --> 00:37:23,633 I was just checking online and my balance is off. 695 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:25,676 It is not right. There has been a mistake. 696 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,372 No need to panic. We get this a lot. 697 00:37:28,398 --> 00:37:31,026 Often a spouse makes a withdrawal without your knowledge 698 00:37:31,052 --> 00:37:35,005 - and the balance is a little lower than... - No, no, it is not lower. It is higher. 699 00:37:35,052 --> 00:37:37,107 Like, way higher. 700 00:37:37,177 --> 00:37:41,151 - Two million dollars too high. - Oh, my. Okay, well, 701 00:37:41,235 --> 00:37:43,319 let me get into your account and take a look-see. 702 00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:45,604 I'll need your account number and an ID. 703 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:48,517 And I'll need to take a peek under that mask to verify your identity. 704 00:37:48,543 --> 00:37:50,248 No problem. 705 00:37:56,287 --> 00:37:57,875 This virus has me so worried. 706 00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:00,709 I take care of my mother and if I was to bring this home to her, 707 00:38:00,735 --> 00:38:02,654 I would never forgive myself. 708 00:38:04,755 --> 00:38:08,094 I know how you feel. I take care of my mom, too. 709 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,831 One Covid germ at the tip of my finger when I'm scraping 710 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,818 the gummy fish off her teeth and that's it. 711 00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:16,128 Sorry for all of this. 712 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,879 I had to give my ID at the pharmacy 713 00:38:17,905 --> 00:38:21,224 and the girl that I handed it to, she had a nasty cough, so... 714 00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:25,137 Actually, okay, that's fine. Just... I can see it from there. 715 00:38:25,163 --> 00:38:28,724 No, you don't need to take your mask off. I can tell it's you from the eyes. 716 00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:31,130 Okay. Thank you. Account number? 717 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:35,313 Get your license out. I'm already running late. 718 00:38:35,339 --> 00:38:37,779 I don't have a... I mean, I forgot my... 719 00:38:37,805 --> 00:38:39,526 What do you think the cop is waiting for? 720 00:38:39,552 --> 00:38:43,223 Probably running the plates to make sure the car wasn't reported stolen. 721 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,826 You ever work out with those giant rubber bands? 722 00:38:47,852 --> 00:38:49,716 They're pretty strong, right? 723 00:38:51,091 --> 00:38:54,026 I mean, if you accidentally got 'em wrapped around your wrists and your ankles, 724 00:38:54,052 --> 00:38:56,732 do you think you could chew your way free? 725 00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:02,932 I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle, sir. 726 00:39:04,818 --> 00:39:07,570 _ 727 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,155 They had to change the plan. 728 00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:12,100 All you gotta do is read the script when Gloria calls. 729 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:15,334 Can you read... it? 730 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,862 Sure. I'm a good reader. 731 00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:20,317 I got a perfect score on the verbal section of the SAT. 732 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,959 Zero on the math, though. 733 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,847 They say it's never been done before or since. 734 00:39:24,873 --> 00:39:26,011 Hi, Larry. 735 00:39:26,037 --> 00:39:29,779 Keys on the peg board so you don't pop the plastic safety bubble. 736 00:39:30,066 --> 00:39:32,193 Thanks for being a hero. 737 00:39:38,732 --> 00:39:41,239 You think you can keep that cop busy for a couple hours? 738 00:39:41,265 --> 00:39:43,517 They don't call me Wiggles for nothing. 739 00:39:47,294 --> 00:39:50,305 Well, I thought they called you Wiggles 'cause you wore wigs. 740 00:39:50,457 --> 00:39:52,232 It's a homonym. 741 00:39:55,285 --> 00:39:56,911 You actually thought this was a good idea? 742 00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:58,662 Better than tryin' to hold traffic for 20 minutes 743 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:00,503 in a bedazzled butterfly vest? Yeah. 744 00:40:00,529 --> 00:40:03,026 Plus, I know way more about cops than flagmen. 745 00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:06,245 Excuse me. Hi, Officer. I'm a US Congresswoman 746 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:08,159 and I'm on my way to a very important meeting. 747 00:40:08,185 --> 00:40:11,386 Ma'am, I'm in the middle of an investigation. 748 00:40:11,412 --> 00:40:15,745 I'm gonna need you to keep your head and your arms in the vehicle. 749 00:40:16,359 --> 00:40:18,779 Gloria's gonna need at least ten minutes in the bank. 750 00:40:18,925 --> 00:40:21,902 - How the hell you plannin' on keep... - Sir, have you been drinkin'? 751 00:40:24,526 --> 00:40:26,156 Okay, here it is. 752 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:28,300 You had a large deposit from an auction house. 753 00:40:28,326 --> 00:40:29,735 Did you sell something recently? 754 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:33,322 My papa died and we sold off all of his horse statues, 755 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:36,144 but we only got 25,400. 756 00:40:36,417 --> 00:40:41,523 Okay. Well, here we go, then. They accidentally deposited $2,540,000. 757 00:40:41,549 --> 00:40:44,492 - How is that even possible? - Probably a sticky zero key. 758 00:40:44,518 --> 00:40:45,668 Happened to me once. 759 00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:49,855 I accidentally sent my sister a gift card for $500 instead of 50. 760 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:51,534 Still didn't get a thank you. 761 00:40:55,471 --> 00:40:57,370 I like your tie, Daddy. 762 00:40:57,786 --> 00:41:01,355 I'd like it even more balled up in my mouth. 763 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:05,620 Barb... 764 00:41:07,753 --> 00:41:09,777 Wow, you look... 765 00:41:09,803 --> 00:41:12,762 Just like I did that time we got busy in the bathroom? 766 00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:15,415 Allegheny Airlines flight 853 to Scranton. 767 00:41:15,441 --> 00:41:18,185 Short flight, but a long ride, as I recall. 768 00:41:18,211 --> 00:41:20,369 I can still feel the turbulence. So naughty! 769 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:24,120 You're the naughty one with that sexy call... 770 00:41:24,146 --> 00:41:25,901 Oh, my God. 771 00:41:26,222 --> 00:41:28,002 I can see the nipple ring. 772 00:41:28,028 --> 00:41:29,839 I saw a bump under your shirt before, 773 00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:31,800 but I just thought you had tall moles. 774 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,450 I'm going to call the auction house. 775 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:35,441 How about you take me into the vault 776 00:41:35,467 --> 00:41:38,021 and put a huge deposit into my box. 777 00:41:38,433 --> 00:41:41,128 - You know, like a safety deposit... - No, I got it... 778 00:41:41,154 --> 00:41:43,559 I need to speak to somebody in the accounting department. 779 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:44,683 Look... 780 00:41:45,091 --> 00:41:47,229 I'm in the middle of a situation here with a customer. 781 00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,659 I knew it. 782 00:41:48,823 --> 00:41:51,134 Pierce all the nipples you want, 783 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,787 you're still a boring bean-counter at heart. 784 00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:55,096 Barb, wait. 785 00:41:55,122 --> 00:41:57,082 You know, you talk a big game, Stan, 786 00:41:57,108 --> 00:41:59,643 but when it comes down to it, you're not spontaneous. 787 00:41:59,669 --> 00:42:03,047 I can't be with a man who thinks with his calculator instead of his pecker. 788 00:42:03,073 --> 00:42:04,079 Hello? 789 00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:07,525 I'm going to put you on the phone with the bank manager, Donna. 790 00:42:07,609 --> 00:42:09,027 He's going to save your job. 791 00:42:09,053 --> 00:42:11,027 It's Donna from the auction house. 792 00:42:11,167 --> 00:42:14,491 They're having a problem with their hold music. It's bleeding into the call. 793 00:42:15,346 --> 00:42:18,382 - Barb, ten minutes, please. - I'll give you three. 794 00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:21,581 And then all this yumminess walks out for good. 795 00:42:23,636 --> 00:42:27,070 Hello, this is Stan O'Malley, Semi-Regional Manager, Second Union Trust. 796 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,055 Hi. Lucia just explained the mistake I made, 797 00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:33,071 and I'm hoping we can fix it before my boss finds out 798 00:42:33,097 --> 00:42:35,628 - and I get into a lot of trouble. - Yep. Yeah, sounds good. 799 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:39,441 Let's punch some numbers and get it done. 800 00:42:44,006 --> 00:42:47,008 All right, sir, I'm gonna need you to stand on one foot 801 00:42:47,034 --> 00:42:50,409 and say the alphabet backwards, startin' from the letter T. 802 00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:55,219 T... S... 803 00:42:55,245 --> 00:42:56,628 - R... - Backwards! 804 00:42:57,389 --> 00:42:59,558 That was backwards, asshole! 805 00:43:01,082 --> 00:43:04,027 Still think stealin' a cop car was a good idea? 806 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,346 We got a high-speed chase coming this way 807 00:43:14,372 --> 00:43:16,700 and we need help setting up a roadblock! 808 00:43:17,730 --> 00:43:19,264 Come on, let's go! 809 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:22,016 Duty calls. I gotta help my boys in khaki. 810 00:43:22,042 --> 00:43:24,558 Put your hands on the hood till I get back. 811 00:43:31,443 --> 00:43:36,046 Four, three, seven, two, five, one. 812 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:38,992 Okay, got it. And you're sure you don't want me to deposit it 813 00:43:39,018 --> 00:43:41,274 into the same account it came from? 814 00:43:42,407 --> 00:43:45,206 I think you said it needed to go to accounts receivable 815 00:43:45,232 --> 00:43:47,712 so your boss doesn't find out, right? 816 00:43:47,987 --> 00:43:50,394 Yes, right. What she said. 817 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:52,469 Come on, face forward. 818 00:43:52,633 --> 00:43:54,591 Shit. I gotta go.... 819 00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:57,204 My boss is coming. Thank you so much. 820 00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:03,985 Let's go! I've got a very important meeting about the Covid vaccine. 821 00:44:04,011 --> 00:44:07,536 If I'm late, Bernie's gonna give away free college tuition with every shot. 822 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:09,850 Yeah, listen... 823 00:44:10,358 --> 00:44:12,124 the cop was right. I have been drinking. 824 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,165 It's 9:00 in the morning. 825 00:44:13,191 --> 00:44:15,259 I was nervous to meet a congresswoman. 826 00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:17,412 So when Collin asked me to cover for him, I had a few pops. 827 00:44:17,438 --> 00:44:18,673 And some Vicodin. 828 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:21,034 You know, if I just walk around for eight minutes or so, 829 00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:24,433 I can clear my head and then I can get back behind the wheel. 830 00:44:27,558 --> 00:44:29,832 - What are you doin'? - Screw it. I'm driving left-footed. 831 00:44:29,858 --> 00:44:30,976 - No. No. - Wait, don't. 832 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,546 I cannot allow you to endanger yourself. My son adorns you, 833 00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:36,439 and Congress needs someone who'll stick up for large corporations. 834 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:39,056 Look, I'll just look for reception. 835 00:44:39,082 --> 00:44:41,582 You stay in the car. There's lots of bears in the area. 836 00:44:41,608 --> 00:44:43,480 They can smell your broken foot! 837 00:44:44,207 --> 00:44:47,227 Typically, corporate frowns upon overriding the transfer limit, 838 00:44:47,253 --> 00:44:49,634 but in time-sensitive matters... 839 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,660 it's not a problem. 840 00:44:54,090 --> 00:44:56,960 Okay, transfer is complete. 841 00:44:56,986 --> 00:44:58,676 Have a great day. 842 00:45:00,207 --> 00:45:03,722 Do I have 30 seconds to splash a little water on my nether region? 843 00:45:03,904 --> 00:45:06,553 The scooter ride to work in humidity really took its toll. 844 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:09,073 Make it quick. And hit the pits, too. 845 00:45:09,099 --> 00:45:10,309 Okay. 846 00:45:11,599 --> 00:45:13,476 Never learn, son. 847 00:45:13,980 --> 00:45:18,215 That's the shit we train for! Who's with me? 848 00:45:18,386 --> 00:45:20,465 Hey! Get over here! 849 00:45:33,410 --> 00:45:35,467 - Sorry. - It happens. 850 00:45:43,131 --> 00:45:45,326 Get in. Wiggles can't wiggle forever. 851 00:45:45,352 --> 00:45:47,216 I thought they called her that 'cause she wore wigs. 852 00:45:47,242 --> 00:45:49,328 It's a homo-limb. 853 00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:55,803 Show... me... the money. 854 00:46:03,155 --> 00:46:05,112 - Did we do it? - Yes! 855 00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:07,182 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes! 856 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:08,266 Yes! 857 00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:10,185 Yes! Yes! 858 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:13,905 Yes! 859 00:46:14,795 --> 00:46:16,108 _ 860 00:46:16,133 --> 00:46:17,916 _ 861 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,764 - Yes! - _ 862 00:46:20,116 --> 00:46:21,788 - No. - _ 863 00:46:22,033 --> 00:46:23,483 - No. - _ 864 00:46:23,913 --> 00:46:25,904 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - _ 865 00:46:25,930 --> 00:46:27,384 _ 866 00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,677 Your father's an asshole! 867 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:31,080 That's not my father! It's the FBI! 868 00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:33,327 They came to my house! They said something about tax fraud and you 869 00:46:33,353 --> 00:46:37,053 hiding money in a secret bank account. You need to... 870 00:46:37,079 --> 00:46:39,905 I'm coming! I have to do this first! 871 00:46:40,053 --> 00:46:41,231 They're on to me. 872 00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:43,551 The bank, the feds must have seized my assets. 873 00:46:46,395 --> 00:46:47,613 Deep state. 874 00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:50,866 They even know how you lied to your housekeeper about paying for her kid's college. 875 00:46:50,892 --> 00:46:53,564 Stop talking! Deep state is listening! 876 00:47:17,514 --> 00:47:21,012 - Hello! Guess who stole a cop car today! - What?! 877 00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:23,524 This animal stole a cop car! Worked like a charm! 878 00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:25,301 - Like a charm! - Like a charm! 879 00:47:25,327 --> 00:47:26,735 I can't believe we pulled this off! 880 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:29,222 What do you mean you can't believe we pulled this off? You told me you were sure it was gonna work. 881 00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:30,614 - I lied! - You lied?! 882 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,413 - I lied! - She lied! 883 00:47:33,061 --> 00:47:36,396 Well, let's just say I did not penalize Stan 884 00:47:36,439 --> 00:47:39,490 for his early withdrawal! 885 00:47:53,558 --> 00:47:55,890 You can read! 886 00:48:13,018 --> 00:48:14,213 _ 887 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:07,320 You have made my day. That's so wonderful you're coming. 888 00:49:07,346 --> 00:49:08,682 I know, right? 889 00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:10,740 But I'm driving, so it'll be about a week. 890 00:49:10,766 --> 00:49:13,502 Don't go through Missouri. It's a dangerous shithole. 891 00:49:13,528 --> 00:49:15,018 Just go around. 892 00:49:15,197 --> 00:49:18,456 A Waffle House cook flirted with me outside of St. Louis. 893 00:49:18,482 --> 00:49:21,668 Your father thinks he was in a human trafficking gang. 894 00:49:21,694 --> 00:49:23,515 His tattoos told a story. 895 00:49:23,541 --> 00:49:26,554 Jack, take I-40 if you want your woman alive. 896 00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:29,924 Well, actually, I don't know if Gloria's comin' or not. 897 00:49:29,950 --> 00:49:31,276 I still haven't asked her. 898 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,471 Son, you have to nut up. 899 00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:35,056 - What? - Nut up. 900 00:49:35,082 --> 00:49:38,116 - I heard it on a TV program. - Well, okay. 901 00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:39,602 I mean, I'm trying. 902 00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:42,275 But every time I look her in the eye, I chicken out. 903 00:49:42,692 --> 00:49:46,416 Talking was a lot easier when we could just whisper things through the toilet. 904 00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,838 Son, if you don't find a way to ask this girl to come with you, 905 00:49:49,864 --> 00:49:53,392 you are going to lose her forever, so nut up. 906 00:49:53,447 --> 00:49:55,049 Please stop saying that. 907 00:49:56,369 --> 00:49:59,262 Hey, I'll call you back when I know more details. I love you both. 908 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:00,972 We love you, too, Jackie boy. 909 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,549 Love you, son. Avoid Missouri. 910 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:06,170 What's this? 911 00:50:06,627 --> 00:50:08,889 Everything you need to start your new life. 912 00:50:09,147 --> 00:50:11,983 A driver's license, passport, Social Security number, 913 00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,275 a teaching certificate... the works. 914 00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:20,346 I thought you said this was gonna take a while. 915 00:50:20,986 --> 00:50:25,162 Well, I couldn't let you be someone else before I got what I needed from Jack. 916 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,565 Nice to meet you, Rick Ensor. 917 00:50:28,443 --> 00:50:30,528 Nice to meet me, too. 918 00:50:30,658 --> 00:50:32,276 Rick Enzzer. 919 00:50:32,441 --> 00:50:33,588 En-sor. 920 00:50:33,958 --> 00:50:36,585 I'll have to nail that down before I get to San Diego. 921 00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:42,096 Yeah, San Diego. 922 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,736 - You're gonna be a great teacher. - Thanks. 923 00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:49,291 And you're gonna be great in... 924 00:50:49,572 --> 00:50:52,019 - Where'd you say you were going again? - I'm thinking Miami. 925 00:50:52,045 --> 00:50:53,796 Oh, Miami. 926 00:50:54,765 --> 00:50:56,528 The grapefruit city. 927 00:50:56,648 --> 00:50:58,323 Swim town. 928 00:50:58,822 --> 00:51:00,824 The party in America's basement. 929 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:03,393 They don't call it any of those things, but yeah, 930 00:51:03,419 --> 00:51:05,287 the beaches, the nightlife... 931 00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:07,531 I've got some leads on some wealthy marks I can work. 932 00:51:07,557 --> 00:51:10,861 It's... kind of been my dream to live there. 933 00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:15,198 Yeah. Okay. Well, cool. 934 00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:18,096 That sounds like a plan. 935 00:51:20,067 --> 00:51:21,244 Or... 936 00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:23,275 Or what? 937 00:51:23,361 --> 00:51:28,567 Or... lando is also a lovely place to live in Florida. 938 00:51:28,593 --> 00:51:32,682 But then I figured Miami's better, so I stopped myself from saying it. 939 00:51:35,318 --> 00:51:36,439 Right. 940 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:39,541 Well, I gotta start packing. 941 00:52:07,497 --> 00:52:09,146 Hey, boo, you there? 942 00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:14,529 Yeah. 943 00:52:14,716 --> 00:52:16,441 Yeah, Papi, I'm here. 944 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,224 I was just thinkin'... 945 00:52:18,736 --> 00:52:20,779 I know Miami is your dream 946 00:52:20,927 --> 00:52:24,201 with all the nightlife and, fish, I think you said. 947 00:52:24,227 --> 00:52:26,060 You wanna come with me? 948 00:52:29,227 --> 00:52:32,310 - Is that crazy? - No. I just... 949 00:52:32,505 --> 00:52:33,776 I wasn't expecting you... 950 00:52:33,802 --> 00:52:35,961 I should have said something earlier, but this is hard, 951 00:52:35,987 --> 00:52:38,888 and I don't know why because we talk about other things, 952 00:52:39,419 --> 00:52:40,906 but I don't know, this is... 953 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:42,076 This is... 954 00:52:42,102 --> 00:52:44,355 It's weird. I hear you. 955 00:52:44,544 --> 00:52:45,712 This wall helps. 956 00:52:45,738 --> 00:52:47,534 Oh, no, it's a godsend. 957 00:52:48,108 --> 00:52:50,694 Look, I think we make a pretty good team. 958 00:52:50,972 --> 00:52:52,932 And not just with crime. 959 00:52:53,474 --> 00:52:55,636 Even though it never happened, 960 00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:58,884 the night we slept together was pretty great. 961 00:52:59,471 --> 00:53:02,433 I-I thought so, too. I just wasn't... 962 00:53:02,722 --> 00:53:05,766 It was the best thing that never happened to me in my life. 963 00:53:06,428 --> 00:53:07,576 It was great. 964 00:53:07,602 --> 00:53:11,714 Look, I know I keep thinking, yes, Miami is the dream, 965 00:53:11,917 --> 00:53:14,909 but maybe the dream is just missing something, you know? 966 00:53:15,452 --> 00:53:18,214 Unless you came... a while. 967 00:53:25,582 --> 00:53:27,376 Tap, tap. Is this thing on? 968 00:53:28,170 --> 00:53:29,503 Yes, it is. 969 00:53:33,757 --> 00:53:35,268 You'd have a blast. 970 00:53:36,058 --> 00:53:38,407 We could keep ripping off bad people 971 00:53:38,433 --> 00:53:41,480 and giving free stuff to nice people. I love that. 972 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:43,846 Yeah, we could. 973 00:53:45,780 --> 00:53:46,972 It's just... 974 00:53:47,487 --> 00:53:50,831 Well, there's my parents and teaching... 975 00:53:51,735 --> 00:53:53,448 And I'm not a criminal. 976 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:57,151 What if you came with me to San Diego? 977 00:53:57,823 --> 00:54:02,183 You might also love not doing crime... perhaps. 978 00:54:03,845 --> 00:54:05,003 You know? 979 00:54:07,825 --> 00:54:09,368 Tap, tap, tap. 980 00:54:11,323 --> 00:54:13,589 So I'd be your girlfriend 981 00:54:14,011 --> 00:54:17,612 and we would double-date with your parents to early bird dinners? 982 00:54:18,682 --> 00:54:22,441 I don't know if it'd be that glamorous, but yeah. 983 00:54:29,482 --> 00:54:30,691 I think... 984 00:54:34,389 --> 00:54:37,808 I think you deserve to live the life that you've been dreaming of. 985 00:54:38,614 --> 00:54:41,183 And I deserve to live my dreams, too. 986 00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:47,238 And it sounds like maybe... 987 00:54:47,967 --> 00:54:50,675 Maybe our dreams are a little bit too... 988 00:54:51,805 --> 00:54:53,035 Different. 989 00:55:02,627 --> 00:55:04,545 Hey, before we take off, 990 00:55:04,579 --> 00:55:06,988 there is one more fun thing we should do together. 991 00:55:08,729 --> 00:55:09,877 Okay. 992 00:55:10,691 --> 00:55:11,970 You want me to come over there 993 00:55:11,996 --> 00:55:14,395 - or should I just try to force it through? - No, no, not that. 994 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:15,980 At least not yet. 995 00:55:16,945 --> 00:55:19,199 We have some unfinished business first. 996 00:55:36,589 --> 00:55:39,238 Paco. You won the contest. 997 00:55:39,284 --> 00:55:41,213 You won the contest! 998 00:55:41,496 --> 00:55:44,863 And there's a check in here for $10,000! 999 00:55:45,230 --> 00:55:47,996 That says $100,000! 1000 00:55:49,089 --> 00:55:51,378 $100,000! 1001 00:55:53,422 --> 00:55:57,785 This is why we pray, Paco. This is why we pray. 1002 00:56:03,124 --> 00:56:05,045 Melvin, thanks for driving. 1003 00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:08,532 - You're a good friend, Melvin. - Yeah, yeah. This is bullshit. 1004 00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:13,293 What kind of God allows you people to steal my money and my toilet paper, 1005 00:56:13,319 --> 00:56:16,907 steal my girl, jack up my truck using it to kidnap a man, 1006 00:56:16,933 --> 00:56:21,517 and then that same guy makes you all rich with a winning goddamn lotto ticket? 1007 00:56:21,543 --> 00:56:25,324 Well, he works in mysterious ways, but you bring up a good point. 1008 00:56:25,419 --> 00:56:28,297 - I'll pay for gas. - You're payin' for more than gas. 1009 00:56:28,427 --> 00:56:31,222 You're payin' for meals, hotels, and snacks. 1010 00:56:31,248 --> 00:56:33,316 I like a premium nut mix. 1011 00:56:34,532 --> 00:56:35,867 So nice to meet you. 1012 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,646 Thank you for being such a great partner to my celly and friend. 1013 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:41,941 I hope someday I can find a love as great as you two have. 1014 00:56:41,967 --> 00:56:43,385 You will, Jeff. 1015 00:56:43,411 --> 00:56:45,942 I don't like white guys, but some people still do. 1016 00:56:45,968 --> 00:56:47,972 So... hang in there. 1017 00:56:51,479 --> 00:56:53,647 Rooster. I'm gonna miss you, man. 1018 00:56:53,786 --> 00:56:56,080 You're like my brother from another mother. 1019 00:56:56,363 --> 00:56:59,961 Which is good 'cause my brothers from my actual mother were psychopaths 1020 00:56:59,987 --> 00:57:02,027 who tried to feed me cigarette butts in my sleep. 1021 00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:04,421 Well, I'm glad we're better brothers than that. 1022 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:07,894 - Barb. - I know. 1023 00:57:08,649 --> 00:57:10,120 Thank you for everything. 1024 00:57:10,850 --> 00:57:13,074 Two and a half decades, I lived in a jungle. 1025 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:16,754 For the first time in ages, you gave me a chance to live in a loving home. 1026 00:57:17,578 --> 00:57:20,925 Of all the stray mutts and wounded birds 1027 00:57:20,950 --> 00:57:22,574 Rooster's brought home, 1028 00:57:22,893 --> 00:57:24,603 you two were my favorite. 1029 00:57:24,629 --> 00:57:25,777 Come here. 1030 00:57:27,957 --> 00:57:30,421 If you ever get sick of your real family, 1031 00:57:30,597 --> 00:57:33,659 just know you got another one right here waitin' for ya. 1032 00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:35,452 My door's always open. 1033 00:57:35,478 --> 00:57:37,988 If it isn't, clearly you can just break in. 1034 00:57:38,014 --> 00:57:39,121 Yeah. 1035 00:57:40,203 --> 00:57:41,413 Come on. 1036 00:57:50,714 --> 00:57:52,089 What's this? 1037 00:57:52,199 --> 00:57:53,550 For the road. 1038 00:58:25,665 --> 00:58:27,103 A spiral staircase? 1039 00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:30,789 It's a condo you share with old people, Jack. You tryin' to get somebody killed? 1040 00:58:30,893 --> 00:58:32,360 Good lookin' out. 1041 00:58:38,387 --> 00:58:41,758 Flight 234 to Miami is now boarding. 1042 00:58:55,845 --> 00:58:56,869 Jack. 1043 00:58:56,895 --> 00:58:58,845 - Jack! - Jack! 1044 01:00:08,516 --> 01:00:10,492 _ 1045 01:00:25,563 --> 01:00:28,133 _ 1046 01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:52,453 _ 1047 01:00:53,570 --> 01:00:57,140 _ 1048 01:01:19,555 --> 01:01:21,602 _ 1049 01:01:23,517 --> 01:01:26,118 _ 1050 01:01:30,485 --> 01:01:32,376 _ 1051 01:02:23,045 --> 01:02:25,154 _ 1052 01:02:30,295 --> 01:02:38,068 www.subtitulamos.tv