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Your first case is the
parole of Emil Blonsky.

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Also known as Abomination.

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Jennifer Walters. Namaste.

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Previously on She-Hulk...

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The man you see before you
is not the same Emil Blonsky.

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He plans to open a meditation retreat.

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We hereby grant Mr. Blonsky's release
on parole, effective immediately.

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Mr. Blonsky is prohibited
from turning into Abomination

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and is ordered to wear an
inhibitor in perpetuity.

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I'm Josh.

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Jen.

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My plan was to strike up a normal

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conversation with a beautiful woman.

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She-Hulk is amazing.

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I just wanted to be amazing tonight.

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I don't know. I think
you're pretty great.

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Some of these are death threats.

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Best thing to do is ignore it.

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Just let her live her life.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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- Bye.
- I'll text you.

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The client's insurance
policy covers acts of God.

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Okay. Good night.

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Sometimes in life,

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you just gotta go for what you want.

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And you are what I want.

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Jen!

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You didn't tell me you were nominated
for Female Lawyer of The Year.

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Does this mean we get to go to a gala?

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Hello? Oh, oh, are you going down

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a rabbit hole on that Intelligencia site?

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What? No.

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I don't care what a bunch of
losers say about me online.

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Can't even say it to my face 'cause
they know they'd get Hulk-smashed.

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No, I'm waiting for a text from Josh.

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What? Okay. That's enough for you.

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You need to set a limit
so you stop checking that.

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- What about just hourly?
- No.

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It's just the first 12 hours after you

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sleep with someone for the first time.

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It just feels icky.

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You just gotta coast through it
without doing anything stupid.

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Why can't he just text me
back? Why is that so hard?

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There's no reason nowadays
to not respond to a text.

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He could be in a
meeting or at the movies.

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There's weddings, funerals,
job interviews, silent retreats.

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I hope he's at all of those today.

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Hello?

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Jennifer Walters.

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Chuck Donelan.

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Emil Blonsky's parole officer.

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Chuck? How are you?

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Um... I can't imagine you calling
me on a Sunday is good news.

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Got that right.

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We got a malfunction alert
on Blonsky's inhibitor.

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Oh, did he turn into The Abomination?

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We don't know,

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so I gotta go up to that
wackadoo ranch of his.

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Okay. Well, I'll check in with him.

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Well, you have danced right
on over to why I called.

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We don't have the resources for
a squad of uniforms to go with me,

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so I was hoping you'd meet me there.

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Just in case, you know...

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In case The Abomination
decides not to cooperate.

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Yeah. My chances of staying out
of the ICU would be much greater

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- if I had a Hulk with me.
- Mmm-hmm.

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I'm not interrupting your plans, am I?

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No. Not at all. Nope.
I will see you there.

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Great, 'cause the place is full
of weirdos and I don't wanna be...

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Hey, Jen! Jen, Jen. Wait! Wait,
wait, wait. Jen, wait for me!

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Hey, Jen.

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Thanks, again, for doing this.

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Yeah, I mean, if he's
violated his parole,

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his lawyer should be here.

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- Yeah.
- All right.

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- No, Jen! Jen!
- Are you here? Blonsky!

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You're honking your horn at a
ten-foot-tall lizard monster.

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So, maybe, put on your green suit.

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- Put on my green suit?
- Yeah.

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Get big, Jolly Green yourself?

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- What do you call it?
- Hulking out.

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Okay. Good. Whatever.
Then, would you? Please?

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It's definitely malfunctioning.

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I don't know why.

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Maybe you might've jostled it or...

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Come to think of it, I did get a
jolt from an electric fence earlier,

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but it was worth it
because my favorite chicken,

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Princess Silk Feather, was stuck.

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- Your favorite chicken?
- Yeah.

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- Favorite chicken.
- Great.

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Well, I have recalibrated your
inhibitor and she's good to go.

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So, stay away from the
electric fence, maybe?

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Then I won't have to make any
more scary trips up here.

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Not that I don't like coming here.

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- No.
- I just...

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Yeah, come back any time.

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He's always in such a hurry to leave.

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Well, he thought he was
here to face The Abomination.

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What about you then, Jen?

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Um, I thought you worked
hard to get out of prison

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and you'd be really dumb to go back in.

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Aye, true that.

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Sorry. I thought I heard a ding.

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I've already wasted half a Sunday on

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this expedition, so
I'm gonna get moving.

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Oh, my God!

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Ah! Hey! What the hell?

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Wait.

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What the hell is going on?

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It's just two men working
through their resentments

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in a safe environment, Jen.

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Sorry. It's my fault.

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You know what? Apologize to
my Prius Prime with money.

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I will apologize to your Prius,
if that'll make you feel better.

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Brother Blonsky taught me a lot about

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taking responsibility for my anger.

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Man-Bull.

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A weird lab experiment. Don't ask.

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And I am El Águila.

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And before you make assumptions,
no, I am not a matador.

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That'd make the two of us
fighting pretty cliché, no?

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Working through identity issues here.

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- I don't have issues.
- All right.

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I know exactly who I am.

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I am a swashbuckler.

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He says that like it's an occupation.

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Waving a sword around isn't
a job unless you're a matador.

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You see, to Man-Bull,
El Águila represents

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every person who's tried to, you know,

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stab him in the, you know, for
being "an affront to nature."

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Of which there are many.

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- So many.
- Yeah.

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This is so much unnecessary backstory

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to tell to someone whose
car you just destroyed.

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I can't drive this. How
am I supposed to go home?

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You know, sometimes
life presents a teacher

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when there's a lesson to be learned.

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Jen, think of this totally knackered
Prius Prime as your teacher.

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Um, that was nothing.

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You just said nothing in response

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- to a very straightforward question.
- Yeah.

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Man-Bull? Give us a push
to the garage, would you?

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Do I look like a mechanic?
My name is Man-Bull.

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Not Mechanical-Bull.

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Wow. How long have you
been waiting to say that?

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- That felt very forced.
- You, too?

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I think it's fantastic news that
the tow truck won't get here

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until later today.

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How is that fantastic news?

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Well, it means that you
can spend some time here.

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You know, relax.

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Is there no cell reception here?

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No. Okay, so, over
there is the Wood Lodge

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where I offer private
spiritual consultation

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and life-coaching.

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It's exclusive to our
Platinum Circle members.

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- Hi, Princess. So cute.
- Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

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- You got a text.
- Did I?

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- Yeah.
- Where? Very funny.

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In our ceremonial sweat yurt,

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we integrate the past and
the present into one being.

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So, what do you say? Pick you up in 20?

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I'm not sweating it out in a yurt today.

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I need to get some work done.

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So, if you could get me
a desk and some Wi-Fi.

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It's a bit of a hard ask, I'm
afraid, on the Wi-Fi front.

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We don't carry it as a policy.

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You know, distractions from
the outside and all that.

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And you have no reception
anywhere, either.

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This isn't how I want to spend my day.

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Maybe it's how you
need to spend your day.

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I'm gonna find a signal.

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Clearly, you're not in a
teachable mood right now

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and I do respect that. So...

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I'm around if you need me.

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Oh, hell, yes.

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Jen! You remember El
Águila and Man-Bull?

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- Uh-huh.
- This is Porcupine. He's a porcupine.

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And Saracen thinks he's a vampire.

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Wow, this is quite a group.

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- You're welcome to join.
- I'll pass.

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I'm just gonna work over
here in the one square meter

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of this property that
actually has reception.

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Okay.

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Last session, we really explored

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Alejandro's struggles with his identity.

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Just because I am Spanish and
I have a flair for the style,

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people constantly assume
that I am a matador.

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It's dehumanizing.

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Spanish is a language,
not a nationality, so...

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You've never heard of Spain?

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It's not your fault, but
those attributes make me

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see you as a matador.

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And, well, that's triggering for me.

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I did do some light
matadoring in college.

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Oh, my God! Dude, what?

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We do have to guard
against codependency here.

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- We are not codependents.
- Interesting.

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What do you think, Man-Bull?

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Our relationship...

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I'm asking Man-Bull.

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I'd like to say something.

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Great.

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Saracen.

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They have been spending
a lot of time together.

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I'm feeling like maybe it's not healthy.

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Mmm. Unhealthy. I called that, too.

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I'm sorry. Porcupine,
you wanna share something?

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No, thanks.

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Now, remember how we
talked about vulnerability

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and how important it is to the process?

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Yes. Yeah.

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How taking your suit off
would be a great first step?

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Uh-huh. Yeah.

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Yeah?

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You wanna do that today?

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I just feel safer with it on. Thank you.

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Whoo-whee!

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Sorry, I'm late. I lost
track of time in the yurt.

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- No way.
- Jen.

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I needed it though. I
was hurtin' for a yurtin'.

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That guy is here? You probably
don't even remember who he is.

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Tell me they previously on'd him.
I don't care. We're doing it again.

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Previously on this guy!

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If you're gonna strut around
showing off your powers,

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you better be able to back it up.

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I was visited by a lot of
feminine energy in there.

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I think I was talking to
my dead grandmother, Rose.

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Hard to tell when you're
surfing the yurt though. Right?

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Oh, hey!

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Jen! Jen! Jennifer!

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Come on, I stacked those.

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00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,623
- It's cool. Let it go.
- I'm allowed to be angry!

254
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,873
- Whoa, whoa!
- This asshole and his friends

255
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,873
attacked me behind my apartment.

256
00:16:51,883 --> 00:16:53,698
Yeah, Jennifer, darling,

257
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:56,373
I'm gonna need you to sit
in the calming chair now.

258
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,552
Right now.

259
00:16:57,555 --> 00:16:59,737
The chair.

260
00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:01,463
- You in trouble.
- Fine.

261
00:17:01,466 --> 00:17:03,914
Once I'm out of there,
I'll rip this guy to shreds.

262
00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:07,291
Hold on. That is not how we work
through our issues around here.

263
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,373
- Well, she's welcome to the circle.
- Okay.

264
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,332
- But she has to get her own chair.
- Okay.

265
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:15,541
I'd love to work through
our issues if you'll let me.

266
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,870
So, I realized real strength comes

267
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,999
from looking in the mirror and saying,

268
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,289
"Hey, man, I'm gonna work on me."

269
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:29,658
I didn't need a magic crowbar to
give me a false sense of power.

270
00:17:29,661 --> 00:17:32,284
All it did was make me and
my boys act like idiots.

271
00:17:32,287 --> 00:17:35,623
Rolling up on you like we were
some supervillains or something.

272
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:39,499
You attacked a woman four to one.
You absolutely were supervillains.

273
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:44,107
I hear you, Jen, and I take radical
accountability for my actions.

274
00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,249
And I'm very sorry.

275
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,957
Oh, my God.

276
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:50,120
Seems like a breakthrough.
He's so sorry.

277
00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:51,498
- Sarcasm.
- Wow.

278
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,623
Hennifer clearly has
some stuff going on,

279
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:57,374
and she'd rather sit
here, getting her kicks,

280
00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:00,123
listening to us, than
working on herself.

281
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:02,990
I'm not getting my kicks. And I'm fine.

282
00:18:02,993 --> 00:18:04,497
What?

283
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,627
You're not fine.

284
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:08,123
Flying into a rage. Throwing
people across the room.

285
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,164
- Into perfectly stacked chairs.
- Mmm-hmm.

286
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,332
Everyone else has shared.

287
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:16,248
So is there anything you
wanna get off your chest?

288
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,207
- No.
- Look at you.

289
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:21,500
You are glued to that thing.

290
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,582
I met a guy, Josh, at a wedding.

291
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,249
We went on a few dates. I
thought it was going great.

292
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,248
Then, I haven't heard from him.

293
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,498
Now I can't stop
thinking about it. Okay?

294
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,998
- When was the last time you talked to him?
- Uh,

295
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,124
three nights ago when we...

296
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,457
Made love?

297
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,745
First off, ew.

298
00:18:47,748 --> 00:18:50,206
No, when we'd slept
together for the first time.

299
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,732
- Another direct hit.
- Okay, are you two married?

300
00:18:52,735 --> 00:18:54,622
- Come on.
- Codependency.

301
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:58,082
Yeah, actually, could you
switch seats with someone?

302
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,248
- Anyone?
- Are you happy?

303
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,210
- It's feeling just a little unhealthy.
- Mmm-hmm.

304
00:19:03,286 --> 00:19:04,992
Thank you.

305
00:19:04,995 --> 00:19:06,529
So how many dates?

306
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,498
- Three.
- What was the last thing you texted him?

307
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,791
Um...

308
00:19:14,002 --> 00:19:15,543
"That was fun. I can't stop smiling."

309
00:19:15,546 --> 00:19:16,832
- Oh, God.
- Yikes.

310
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:18,848
- What?
- "I can't stop smiling"?

311
00:19:18,851 --> 00:19:20,707
It is thirsty and a cliché.

312
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,332
You're thirsty and a cliché.

313
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,332
No, she did not just call me...

314
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:27,531
Bottom line. You said game
on and he didn't respond.

315
00:19:28,588 --> 00:19:32,254
- That's not the last thing I texted him.
- I'm sorry, what?

316
00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:35,997
Just now 'cause I was so worried
I hadn't heard from him in so long.

317
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,468
- He could be in a ditch somewhere.
- What did you do?

318
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:43,928
"Hey, getting a little worried.
Just wanna know you're okay."

319
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,413
Blushing smile emoji.

320
00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:49,999
Why would you do that?

321
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,999
I don't know! I was freaking out, okay?

322
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,248
It's a real bad look.

323
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,832
I know it's a bad look, Man-Bull.

324
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:57,624
You don't have to point out
my mistakes. My mom does that.

325
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:02,374
We have to consider the very real
possibility that you were ghosted.

326
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,124
- Or he wanted your blood.
- No, not that.

327
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,082
Don't talk about blood.
We're not your dad.

328
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:07,373
Don't talk about my dad.

329
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,708
Hermanos, please.

330
00:20:12,788 --> 00:20:15,161
Jen, I'm sorry. I
didn't mean to talk so...

331
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:16,312
No.

332
00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:22,497
I met him when I was
Jen, and he liked Jen.

333
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,291
He specifically didn't
ask about She-Hulk.

334
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,804
You know in high-school that
friend you have that's like,

335
00:20:31,807 --> 00:20:34,122
cooler than you are?

336
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,648
Like, more attractive and athletic.

337
00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:39,122
They get all the attention from everyone.

338
00:20:41,656 --> 00:20:42,875
Hello.

339
00:20:45,056 --> 00:20:49,570
Like, you think life would be so
much easier if I were that person,

340
00:20:51,071 --> 00:20:55,403
and I can turn into that
person anytime I want to.

341
00:20:55,406 --> 00:20:58,332
And everyone pays
attention when I'm this.

342
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:03,708
Like, my colleagues, my boss, guys.

343
00:21:05,937 --> 00:21:09,769
But it feels like cheating

344
00:21:09,772 --> 00:21:14,796
because would they like me
if I didn't have all of this?

345
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:19,672
Like, if I was just Jen, would
the same guys who like She-Hulk

346
00:21:19,675 --> 00:21:24,548
stick around for Jen?
Because some of them don't.

347
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:30,082
And that sucks for Jen
because Jen is great,

348
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:33,054
and no one cares when they're She-Hulk.

349
00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:37,122
So, like, I meet this guy
who actually likes Jen,

350
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:40,248
and that just felt good
to know that, you know?

351
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:44,476
And then, he ghosts me and it sucks.

352
00:21:49,499 --> 00:21:51,372
Screw this guy! Where does he live?

353
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,046
Let's kill him. He's gotta die.

354
00:21:53,049 --> 00:21:54,172
Big men, please.

355
00:21:54,175 --> 00:21:55,923
No. Man-Bull's correct.

356
00:21:55,926 --> 00:21:58,997
Josh has made an enemy
of this entire group.

357
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,332
Tonight, we ride!

358
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:02,624
That's awesome!

359
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:07,020
Alejandro, you've been warned about
using bio-electricity in group before.

360
00:22:07,023 --> 00:22:07,957
Sorry.

361
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,457
Let's find this Josh guy
and suck out all his blood.

362
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:11,748
Yes!

363
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:16,117
No, wait, guys! Wait! Jen is hurting,

364
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,438
and all we can offer her is violence?

365
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,660
Does anyone think they
could speak to Jen's pain

366
00:22:24,663 --> 00:22:27,746
with the tools that we've
learned in the group?

367
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:32,914
Well, for one thing, I'd say
you can't control what others do.

368
00:22:34,017 --> 00:22:36,500
It hurts when someone rejects us

369
00:22:37,484 --> 00:22:41,648
because it reminds us of the
times we reject ourselves.

370
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,731
Maybe this Josh thing hurts so much

371
00:22:43,734 --> 00:22:46,706
'cause you haven't been
spending enough time with Jen.

372
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:51,499
And that's a shame because I
bet Jen is pretty damn great...

373
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,082
- Yeah.
- ...and tasty.

374
00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:54,207
Went off the rails.

375
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,957
- Somebody bail me out.
- Maybe...

376
00:22:55,958 --> 00:23:00,123
just maybe this Josh isn't the
only guy who likes Jen Walters.

377
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:03,028
Maybe, there's a group
of guys right here

378
00:23:03,031 --> 00:23:06,414
who would love to spend
time with Jen right now.

379
00:23:06,416 --> 00:23:07,457
Okay, Jen.

380
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:12,543
Do you believe that this group
genuinely values the whole of you?

381
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,539
- I do.
- And there it is.

382
00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:25,582
So maybe, you can stop using
She-Hulk as a protective shield

383
00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:28,226
and trust us with Jen.

384
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,235
Yeah!

385
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:48,873
Great job.

386
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:51,123
I gotta say that felt really good.

387
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,581
Well...

388
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,041
Felt really good, Porcupine.

389
00:24:08,091 --> 00:24:10,129
Oh, my God!

390
00:24:10,132 --> 00:24:12,248
- It smells like a fart.
- Yeah.

391
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,374
- Feels really good.
- Oh, man.

392
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:16,873
How many hours a day do
you wear that mask, Papa?

393
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,873
- Why? Am I ashy?
- No, no, no.

394
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:24,582
Could you just leave the suit on
until we can get it dry cleaned?

395
00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:25,707
Okay.

396
00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:29,874
You know, Jen. If Josh
isn't spending time on Jen,

397
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:32,582
then Jen doesn't need to
be spending time on Josh.

398
00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:35,082
Delete Josh's number
is what he's saying.

399
00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:36,416
Oh.

400
00:24:37,950 --> 00:24:40,832
- Delete it.
- Come on.

401
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,582
Delete it.

402
00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:43,874
Really?

403
00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:46,748
Delete it. Delete it. Delete it.

404
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:50,581
Delete it. Delete it. Delete
it. Delete it. Delete it.

405
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:55,166
- Okay. How do you feel?
- So much growth.

406
00:24:55,169 --> 00:24:57,989
I can't believe I'm gonna say this,

407
00:24:57,992 --> 00:25:01,247
but I'm hurtin' for a yurtin'.

408
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:29,248
Jen! I knew it. I told you!

409
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,333
I told you!

410
00:25:34,273 --> 00:25:35,997
Have to say it's not so.

411
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,456
Guys, I will never forget
any of you, honestly.

412
00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:41,921
Well, we made this for you.

413
00:25:41,924 --> 00:25:46,830
Aw. "Bye, Jen. We
love Jen and She-Hulk."

414
00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:48,414
- We do.
- "The gang."

415
00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:51,457
- That's nice.
- Says "gang" but it's not a literal gang.

416
00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:53,957
Just make sure you make that
clear to the parole board.

417
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:56,312
Yeah, I will. Yeah.

418
00:25:56,315 --> 00:25:57,356
- Okay.
- Bye.

419
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,124
- You got this.
- Take it easy.

420
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,609
- Sorry about the car again.
- That's okay.

421
00:26:01,612 --> 00:26:04,374
- You stay out of trouble.
- Yeah. You, too, darlin'.

422
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:05,666
And Jen,

423
00:26:06,671 --> 00:26:10,622
next time you think of Josh,
remember everyone we meet,

424
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:15,296
no matter how much they hurt
you, is a lesson learned.

425
00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:20,539
Yeah. Despite those platitudes,
I am happy that I stuck around.

426
00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:21,998
Feel free to come again.

427
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,289
Ooh, not till you get Wi-Fi.

428
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,000
- Okay.
- Come on.

429
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:07,300
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430
00:27:34,368 --> 00:27:39,218
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431
00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:08,609
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