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Now that I've analyzed
your blood samples,

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it's way too dangerous
to get out in the world.

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Thunderball, did you get it?

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No. I couldn't pierce
that nasty green skin.

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Previously on She-Hulk...

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I've got court documents
filed by Titania Worldwide LLC.

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She's suing for trademark misuse.

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You're using my name to
sell your trashy products.

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To be my client, dress
like you respect yourself

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and not like a football player
pleading no contest to a DUI.

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Luke, this is the She-Hulk.

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Oh, my God.

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Because I made a dating profile as She-Hulk,

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every single one of those dates
is a corroborating witness.

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Would you have gone on the date

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if She-Hulk had instead
presented as Jennifer Walters?

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She's not really my type.

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The court finds in favor of
Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk.

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This isn't over, hater.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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Oh, goodie.

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No, Jen, you don't need to bring
a Luke Jacobson business suit

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to the wedding.

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I wanna see the supersuit
that he made you.

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Why? I'll never wear it.

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Come on. You're killing me!

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It's double the sin
to kill a fun person.

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No, no, no. Look at the dress that

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Luke made me for the rehearsal dinner.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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- Oh, my God!
- Do you love it?

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You're gonna look hot as Shulky.

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That's a reason to go to the wedding.

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Yes! That's actually the
reason I'm really excited to go.

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Why does anyone have a
wedding on a Thursday?

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Oh, Lulu's an old
friend from high school.

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She's like... She knows my whole family.

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My cousin Ched is DJing the wedding.

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- What?
- Yes.

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But we just, like, gradually grew
apart and we don't talk anymore.

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Why are you a bridesmaid?

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'Cause she... I think she
just felt obligated to ask me.

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And I felt obligated to say yes because

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how do you say no to being a bridesmaid?

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You just say no.

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I hate that Mallory has to
pick up my slack at work.

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It's just a divorce case.

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It gives me the opportunity to work
so much closer with Miss Mallory.

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Hmm.

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Yes, it's a self-contained
wedding episode.

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And if you think this is happening

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at an inconvenient time, you're right.

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'Cause that's how weddings always are.

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But I'm gonna look great, so let's go.

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Let's do it!

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Wow, Jen!

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Everything about you is just working!

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Thank you, Heather!

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You took that "Toned Up for the
Big Day" workout plan seriously.

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- Yeah, I did.
- Yeah.

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Girl, your ass looks crazy right now.

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Incredible!

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Everybody has an ass. Hi, Jen.

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Hi, Lulu! Oh, my God!

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Um, can I talk to you for a second?

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- I can't believe you're doing this.
- What?

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Taking all the attention away
from me with your... This.

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No one's gonna be looking at me.

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All eyes will be on
you. It's your big day.

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I know it's my big day.

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I don't want you to be
Hulk-y at my wedding.

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Promise me, Jen.

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Promise?

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I promise. I will just show up
as regular Jen at your wedding.

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- Thank you.
- Yeah. Okay. You're okay.

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It's my big day!

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Obviously, this is the one time I
didn't wanna show up as just Jen.

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Jackson, Sam, Greg, and Mark.
They're Adam's groomsmen.

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So if everyone's coupled up,
do I not have a groomsman?

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Jen! We would not leave
you hanging like that.

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Do you think we want our
wedding to look insane?

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You're gonna be walking with Jonathan.

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He'll be at the ceremony tomorrow.

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Oh, my God! Jonathan! I love him.

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Jonathan is literally the best!

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Oh! Awesome. Okay!

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All right, Mr. Hollis.

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Uh, Mr. Immortal.

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I'm sorry. Didn't you say
your name was Craig Hollis?

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It is. But I go by Mr.
Immortal. It's pithier.

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Sure.

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Mr. Immortal, you were saying.

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Right. Yes, I know that this
is not your typical divorce case

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but I need you to help me out,

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otherwise this settlement
could bleed me dry.

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Mmm. Divorce is hard.

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Yeah. It's not like I
didn't try marriage out.

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I did. Several times.

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In fact, it could be said that
no one has tried more than me.

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Probably literally.

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I'm a good guy. I don't
wanna hurt anybody's feelings.

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But you know, inevitably,
things go stale.

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But that is a tough conversation.

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"I don't want to be
married to you anymore.

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I find that you are
emotionally suffocating me,

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and you wear weird pajamas."

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Can you blame me for walking
out into traffic during rush hour

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and putting an end to the
whole issue right there?

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- Wait, what?
- Let me get this straight.

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Are you saying that instead of
having a conversation with your wife,

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you kill yourself to get
out of the relationship?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't kill
myself. I'm immortal. So, I can't die.

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You think this woman with
a law degree doesn't know

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what immortal means?

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Well, but in, in my case, I do
die, but only in the legal sense.

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So you die.

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I do, "I die." But only for a...
"Kinda die" for... But I do die.

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Did you ever feel bad about this tactic?

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- Like I said, I'm a nice guy.
- You said that.

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Yeah, if you have the opportunity,

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I think this is the most
considerate way to end a marriage.

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That's not the word you want.

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No, you just don't know how to have

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any sort of confrontation whatsoever.

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Oh, I thought that this...

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That lawyers were supposed
to not be judgmental.

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No, they just have to
represent you. I'm tapping out.

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Obviously, ending a
relationship is hard.

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But so is grieving the death of a spouse.

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I'm not sure who I should worry
about. The government, tax?

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Was there an insurance claim?

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Well, at least now we
know how he does it.

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Oh, Jen. Jen. I'm the worst.

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We haven't even gotten to catch up at all.

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How are you? What have you been up to?

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Oh, I'm...

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Actually, I'm the head of a
new department at GLK and H,

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which is, like, one of the most
prestigious law firms in the country,

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and I mean, as you saw, I now
have superpowers, which is nuts.

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No, I didn't mean... I don't want that.

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Are you dating a guy? Is
there a boy in your life?

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Oh. No. No, no. No.

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Oh, no! I'm sorry. You'll
find someone. Don't feel bad.

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Oh, I don't feel bad.

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That's right! You know what,
you still have a little time.

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Lulu! Team Edward or Jacob?

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Oh, my... Let it rest! You
know I dated both those actors.

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What the hell?

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Hey, Jen! So good to see you.

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I love that you never
make any effort at all.

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What are you doing here?

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This is my friend's very real
wedding! You can't pull your crap here!

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Okay. Well, I see the chit-chat is over.

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The answer to your
extremely rude question

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is that I happen to be dating a
friend of the groom, and he invited me.

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- Titania!
- Hey, girl, hey!

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You made it! You're so busy, though.
You have, like, 5,000 businesses.

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- I do.
- Yeah.

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What? No. No. She has weaseled her

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way into this wedding to mess with me.

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That is so obvious. Why
does nobody else see that?

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Okay, you're being very loud.

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Jen, I hear you. Again. I do.

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But you sound insane right now.

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Titania wouldn't just
show up to my wedding,

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try and trying to kill you or something.

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I'm literally just here to celebrate
the love of Lulu and her groom.

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- That's all, okay?
- That's so sweet.

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Yeah. See? Not everything
is about you, Jennifer.

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Whatever!

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- Sorry. I know this is a little weird.
- Oh, sorry.

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I haven't perfected the least
awkward way to approach a stranger.

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Oh.

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- Yeah, could use a little work.
- Yeah.

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Work on that for the next
time I bungle another intro.

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- Cool.
- I'm Josh.

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- Jen.
- Bride or groom?

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- Bride. I went to high school with Lulu.
- Mmm.

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- Wow.
- Mmm-hmm.

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- You?
- Groom.

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But it all blends together.

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- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.

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Did they give you a plus one? I
don't understand how they decided.

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- Yeah, they didn't, but I don't mind.
- Mmm.

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See, my plan was to strike
up a very normal conversation

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with a beautiful woman stuffing
her face with candied nuts.

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- Oh!
- I'm very good at sticking to my plans.

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- Yeah. I can tell.
- Yeah.

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Oh, my gosh, Jen. Oh, my
gosh, I'm so happy I found you.

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Half the staff is quitting
because of "how I'm treating them."

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00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,999
Could you help me clean up around here?

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00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,874
Straighten up? Take up some
of these empties, tidy up?

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00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,623
I could use your help.
It's on the inside, please?

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- Yeah. Yep.
- Thank you, Jen.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- See you later.

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Bye.

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$75,000 of credit card debt,

201
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:23,332
and Paul conveniently
disappears the day the bill came.

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00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,554
Well, I never saw a dime for raising

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00:11:25,557 --> 00:11:28,484
Spencer Jr. alone for all those years.

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00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:32,867
I spent $10,000 on a
New Orleans jazz funeral

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00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:37,231
after Arnie accidentally
swallowed a cyanide pill.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I hear you, believe me.

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00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:45,343
Can I ask how you all first
became aware of Mr. Immortal's

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00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,732
pattern of behavior?

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00:11:48,735 --> 00:11:50,330
It was because of me.

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00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:53,998
My friend sent me a link to a video
posted on that site, Intelligencia.

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The one for hateful man babies?

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00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,036
Yep, that's the one.

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00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,078
You saw this man walk into

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00:11:59,081 --> 00:12:03,122
a busy intersection and then he
gets hit by four different cars.

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His body regenerates and then
he just gets up and walks away.

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00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:12,206
I, of course, immediately
recognized my idiot husband, Roger.

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00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:17,624
This is what I was worried about.

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00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,546
Not only did you fake your
own death multiple times,

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but you also forged
multiple fake identities.

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Frankly, all of these spouses
should be filing criminal charges.

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You are lucky you're not in prison.

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I will never understand women
if I lived to be a... And I will.

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Understand this.

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I'll get you the best deal
under the circumstances.

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- Thank you.
- Don't touch me.

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But let me tell you this.
You're gonna have to pay.

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Why are you smiling?

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00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:46,703
It's kinda fun.

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00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,998
No, she'll totally do it.
This is such a Jen job.

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I make her do stuff like this.

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Oh! Hey! So, the groomsmen
were playing Mario Kart

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and their shirts got wrinkled.

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00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,082
Oh, my God, from a video game?

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00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:08,873
Yeah. Video games are sports now.
They're on ESPN and everything.

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00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,749
- Yeah.
- So you're on ironing duty, right?

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00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,373
- I am?
- Yeah. Go bride squad!

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Thank you so much. Amazing.

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- Jen! Your groomsman is here!
- Oh, my God! He's here!

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Jonathan is here! Jonathan!

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Look who you get to walk
down the aisle with!

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He's so brave. We had to
resuscitate him this morning.

242
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:30,541
Jonathan, of course.

243
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,523
Um...

244
00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,392
Ladies, Sebastian, how about this?

245
00:13:38,395 --> 00:13:41,622
I still have all of those
Apple shares I bought in 1981,

246
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:45,498
plus all the gold left to me by
my first wife, Baroness Cromwell.

247
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,499
How about we split it evenly,
eight ways, and call it a day?

248
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,312
- Very fair.
- Generous and fair.

249
00:13:50,315 --> 00:13:52,499
Then everyone can move
on with their lives.

250
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,748
I will draw up the paperwork immediately

251
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,374
- and we will get this all sorted out.
- Just a minute.

252
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:01,249
We were married for 18 years and
she was only with him for three.

253
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,200
Why should she get the same amount?

254
00:14:03,203 --> 00:14:06,081
Because I had a kid with this fool.

255
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:09,832
- Why should I be punished for her mistake?
- My son is not a mistake.

256
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,499
You used the word "mistake."

257
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,207
- I just want my 18 years...
- You made a mistake.

258
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,748
Mistake, mistake, mistake.

259
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:20,082
Yo, yo, what's going on, my party people?

260
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:25,624
It's your boy, DJ In-ch-ch-chedible Hulk!

261
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,249
- Let's get it started...
- Unbelievable.

262
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,132
...for the new couple!

263
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,998
Hit me with a heavy pour, buddy.

264
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,583
That will be an extra $5.

265
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,429
- _
- Of course.

266
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,416
What else am I gonna do
for the next four hours?

267
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:59,249
Okay, I got you. Sebastian,
this is what we're gonna do.

268
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:02,124
You are gonna be reimbursed
for the Lake Lawn mausoleum.

269
00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:04,374
Jazz funeral, so chic.
I love your style.

270
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,998
Taylor, you will receive
backpay for the two years

271
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,749
that you quit your job to help Paul
run a rare jade shop in Piedmont.

272
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,998
Cheryll, cash. You want it? You get it.

273
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,374
- Cash money!
- Amy.

274
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,457
Yes.

275
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:21,998
You are going to receive a sincere
apology with meaningful eye contact.

276
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,873
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
- Lasting at least 15 seconds.

277
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,499
Okay? And remember,
everyone. What's our mantra?

278
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,373
- Never again!
- Yes!

279
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:34,373
And I feel like that
is it. Okay. Mallory?

280
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,206
That all work for you?

281
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:40,207
Yep. Does... I have a...

282
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:44,082
Is that the absolute best you
can do on eye contact?

283
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,332
Amy, that's 20 seconds of eye contact.

284
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:49,609
That seems interminable.

285
00:15:49,612 --> 00:15:53,004
This got ugly. There's
absolutely no doubt about that.

286
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:56,748
But I truly did love each and every...

287
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,957
No, save it!

288
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,207
Okay! We are done here.

289
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:04,828
Ms. Ramos, unconventional and excellent.

290
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,579
Yes!

291
00:16:06,582 --> 00:16:09,330
- Nice job.
- Get me my money, yeah.

292
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,124
Bruce, where are ya?

293
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,228
I've been trying to get a
hold of you for weeks,

294
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:18,332
or months, or days, or whatever.

295
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,123
Call me back, you ding dong.

296
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:24,373
Do not get lazy on me now.
Let's get these feet shufflin', baby.

297
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,707
- Josh! I thought Lulu had eaten you.
- Oh, my gosh.

298
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:28,873
Oh, no, I'm here.

299
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:32,332
This is the most fun I've seen you
have all Wednesday and Thursday.

300
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:36,124
Josh. Joshua. Joshinson.

301
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,749
It's a good name.

302
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:38,957
My parents.

303
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,124
- Really?
- Yeah.

304
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,457
- They gave you a good face, too.
- Oh, did they?

305
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,582
Wow, thank you for that compliment.

306
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,623
I was wondering when you would notice.

307
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:50,124
I just had my brain on way
too much of this wedding stuff,

308
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,874
big dumb marriage, and love...

309
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:55,332
So you're a romantic? That's what it is?

310
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,750
- I don't actually hate love.
- Oh.

311
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,748
I just wanted to come to one wedding

312
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,831
and show that I was
actually doing pretty good.

313
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,707
- I don't have a boyfriend or a husband.
- Good to know.

314
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:11,332
Let me tell you a
secret. Come here. Listen.

315
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,498
Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.

316
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,248
Okay, so I'm actually
doing really so good.

317
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:21,499
And I have a great
job. Lawyering the law.

318
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,206
And I am so strong.

319
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,457
Dude, I'm really strong.

320
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:26,998
Yeah, I can... It's tight.

321
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,874
Yeah. And you haven't seen what
my She-Hulk hair looks like!

322
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,124
Oh, I would love to see it.

323
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,333
- Really?
- Yeah.

324
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,874
I can't do it here.

325
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,124
Okay.

326
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,123
You know, everyone is always so...

327
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,916
Saying about how She-Hulk is amazing...

328
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,708
They're always saying it. I
wanted to be amazing tonight.

329
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,968
I don't know. I... I
think you're pretty great.

330
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,456
You do?

331
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,500
I do.

332
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,163
Oh, no.

333
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,207
- Are you okay?
- Oh, no, it's happening.

334
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,373
What's, what's...

335
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:20,374
Yeah, let it out, babe. Let it all out.

336
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,124
Knew it!

337
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:33,832
Obviously. I literally
said this isn't over.

338
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:37,373
So now I am I'm going
to publicly destroy you.

339
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:40,873
Oh, come on! I won that
fair and square. Get over it.

340
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,207
I don't get over anything.

341
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,958
Are you not gonna turn?

342
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,203
I can take you like this.

343
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,004
This is just sad.

344
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:02,332
It's no fun unless
you're She-Hulk. Come on!

345
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,248
Why are you so obsessed with me?

346
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:09,123
I am not obsessed with you. Although
it seems like everyone else is.

347
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,410
You don't get to ruin everything for me

348
00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:13,332
for something you don't even want.

349
00:19:13,335 --> 00:19:15,332
Something you don't even deserve.

350
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:19,331
So now I am forced to
prove it. So green up!

351
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:24,041
Okay, just this one
time I turn She-Hulk.

352
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,874
Oh, no, I forgot how to do it.

353
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,617
This is pathetic.

354
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,458
Ugh! Give me a second!

355
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,624
We got a wedding fight!

356
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:48,998
My veneers!

357
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,499
You think this is funny?

358
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:54,457
Are you showing your 11
followers on Instagram?

359
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:58,039
Where are you going?
And I'm taking this!

360
00:20:58,041 --> 00:20:59,379
This wedding sucks!

361
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,426
Oh, Lulu. I know I promised.

362
00:21:10,429 --> 00:21:14,804
She sucker-punched me when I was
throwing up. Like, who does that?

363
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,875
Oh, my God.

364
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:26,373
She-Hulk is at my wedding?

365
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:30,914
- Yeah.
- I love you so much. I'm a fan.

366
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,707
- Whoa! Huge boobs!
- Yes, they're big.

367
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:36,707
Okay, huge boobs. Congrats. Whatever.

368
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:41,625
I love the photobooth
here. The guy is so hot.

369
00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:46,748
I mean, I just don't understand

370
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,625
why anyone that afraid of
conflict keeps getting married.

371
00:21:49,628 --> 00:21:50,627
Oh, yeah.

372
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:52,171
And I just can't believe that guy got

373
00:21:52,174 --> 00:21:54,500
eight different people to marry him.

374
00:21:54,503 --> 00:21:56,747
You must not be single in Los Angeles.

375
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,124
I have been married a long time.

376
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:02,367
- You're married?
- Eleven years this October.

377
00:22:02,370 --> 00:22:05,622
- What?
- The day after my son's birthday. Yeah.

378
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:09,082
Hold on. You have children? You
have a child. You have a kid.

379
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,124
- Mallory Book has...
- Enough questions.

380
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:13,195
- Okay.
- Let's see here.

381
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:15,205
Wait, I gotta look at this.

382
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,707
- What is this? She-Hulk...
- _

383
00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:19,625
- _
- Hulking? Wait, what the hell?

384
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:24,124
"Comma, she was so gross.

385
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:27,457
- She was 30. Ew!" Okay.
- Oh, God.

386
00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:31,666
I just copied and pasted what guys
have said to me on the Internet.

387
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:36,390
Accepted. Hashtag,
friends with bros. Okay.

388
00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:39,700
_

389
00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:41,827
_

390
00:22:41,837 --> 00:22:46,213
This is... What? What is this?
Mal, "How do we kill She-Hulk?"

391
00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:48,256
This is dark. We gotta talk to Jen.

392
00:22:48,259 --> 00:22:51,249
No, we do not. No.

393
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,457
Are you reading this?

394
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,082
Yes. Why would you wanna
put that mess in her head?

395
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,070
But some of these are death threats.

396
00:22:57,073 --> 00:22:58,536
- Nikki, they're just trolls.
- _

397
00:22:58,539 --> 00:23:01,082
Any attention at all
gives them what they want.

398
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:04,875
Jen is better off. Just
let her live her life.

399
00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:09,342
Fine.

400
00:23:09,345 --> 00:23:11,648
It's called Intelligencia
and it's all of these,

401
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:13,622
like, memes and death threats.

402
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,248
Okay? But Mallory said
not to tell you because

403
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,457
she said it would make you feel
bad and we should protect you

404
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:21,250
and let you live your life. But...

405
00:23:22,852 --> 00:23:25,225
I mean, you know,
obviously, I didn't do that.

406
00:23:25,228 --> 00:23:26,352
It's probably nothing.

407
00:23:26,355 --> 00:23:30,769
So, just give me a call when you
get this and I love you so much.

408
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,624
- Did we hit?
- Yeah, it's hit.

409
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:37,625
Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm gettin' in there.

410
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,499
Careful, don't hurt yourself.

411
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,041
I won't. Get a little dip.

412
00:23:49,543 --> 00:23:52,543
_

413
00:24:10,553 --> 00:24:17,859
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