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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Bam! Biff! Pow! Zoom! Boom! Kachow!

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Uh, these are just some
of the noises you'll hear

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when I beat your shockingly flat ass...

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... if you don't spill
where the hell Frank is.

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Who's Frank?

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You know damn well who Frank is,

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and you better squeal, Richie Rich.

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- You won't kill me.
- Oh, and why's that?

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Dead men tell no tales.

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Oh, we'll see.

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Ahh! Damn it!

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You don't wanna talk, huh? Huh?

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Oh, we've got ways
to make you talk, pal.

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Ivy, how do we make him talk?
We have tried everything.

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We need help.

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You know, I too used to
have a temper problem.

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But with the help of Mayor Joker's

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Passions, Not Prisons reform program,

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I found an outlet for
my judgmental rage,

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hosting this very self-help podcast.

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All right, next caller.

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Hey, Doctor Psycho!

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Uh, first time, long time, uh...

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- My name is... Reign.
- Oh.

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- And I am having a personal crisis.
- Mm-hmm.

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Do I serve vengeance upon my foes
in a merciless shower of death?

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- Oh.
- Or do I let it go and... and buy another pasta maker?

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Well, Reign, that's a big
Q, and one I will answer

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after this ad.

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Folks, why should Superman

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be the only one with great underpants?

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With new LexFlex technology, Lex...

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Ah, great!

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You ruined a perfectly
clean ad read, you shithead!

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We'd literally come to
anyone else if we could,

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but we need your help, Psycho.

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We need you, Doctor Psycho.

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I'm listening.

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Honestly, I learned more
from watching Frasier

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than I did from all of med school.

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Shark! Ey!

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Okay, this is so embarrassing,

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but I honestly can't recall your name.

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It's Clayface.

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No, I'd remember if it's that stupid.

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I got a client with a similar kink.

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Woo, it's not for me, but
I get the broader appeal.

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Oh, hell no!

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You didn't say you wanted to
go into Bruce Wayne's mind.

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He's the point-zero-one percent.

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They're the real freaks.

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Psycho, we're begging ya.

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He stole Frank!

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All right, I'll do it.

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On one condition.

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I want Harley

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to guest on my pod.

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That's right! She's a real get.

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Besides, I'm getting
crushed in downloads

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by Killer Croc's weepy memoir
show, I need the ratings.

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Oh, I'm behind on Thick
Skin. So, please no spoilers.

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All right, Quinn. You in or what?

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Yeah, whatever.

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Thank you.

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My producer Ben will be in touch.

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All right, let's do
this. Assume the position.

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Look, I'm out of motion-sickness pills,

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so I volunteer to watch the bodies.

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All right, kids. It's showtime!

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Ma-ma-ma-mamacita!

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- Shit, that hurts.
- Where are we?

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Where is his Museum of
Memories, like in my brain?

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All I see is Gotham,

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but grittier.

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Okay, where can we find
his latest memories?

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Like, the most recent ones?

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I don't know. Ask them.

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Egad! It's him. The reason we came.

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- Frank?
- No!

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Thomas Wayne!

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And do my eyes deceive
me or has he a mustache?

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What other secrets has he been hiding?

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There is so much I can learn

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from watching the man
I shall be portraying

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on the most important night of his life:

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his death!

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Any minute he'll walk into Crime Alley,

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and then so too will his murderer!

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Right, it's Joe Cool!

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No, that's Joe Chill.

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Joe Cool is when Snoopy
wears those, like, sunglasses

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and pretends to be a college student.

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I thought Joe Cool was the camel
that sold cigarettes to children.

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No, That's Joe Camel,

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and he doesn't...

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Great. We missed it. Now they're dead.

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Too busy arguing about fucking Snoopy.

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Bruce!

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Where the hell is Frank?

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Ive, it's not happening. He's
in a state of extreme trauma.

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I'm also a doctor, and I
second everything she just said.

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Okay, so then this memory is useless.

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We need to find a more recent one ASAP

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and then see Frank for ourselves.

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All right. Well, let's take his ride.

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Where to, Master Not-Wayne?

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Bruce's latest memory, and step on it!

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As soon as we get to the
memory, we then need to...

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Ow! Fuck!

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We've arrived.

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- Wait, what's going on here? What is this?
- Huh...

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So, uh...

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Oh, were his parents murdered?
I'm not quite getting it.

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Could you show us a
thousand more fucking times?

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Oh, man, I cannot believe

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we are being subjected
to this multiple times.

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I've only read about this in journals.

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Yeah, but what is this?

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This is a reverse-repressed memory,

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meaning Bruce Wayne's repressed
every memory in his life,

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except this one.

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He's forever stuck in a memory
loop of his parents' murder.

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God, it's hard not to
feel sorry for the kid.

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Well, guess what, I don't
feel anything for him

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because the fucker stole Frank.

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Let's be honest, you don't
really need me for this part,

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so uno momento.

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Oh, Mr. Wayne. A word, perhaps?

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Oh, Mr. Wayne!

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Ugh, come on. So close.

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I was wondering if you could
answer a few questions about...

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Jesus! God!

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Thomas, help me get into character.

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How are you feeling just
moments before your death?

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My what?

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You know what, this is
my bad. You know why?

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Because I actually thought that you
could be useful, you useless fuck.

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Harley, you need to deal with
your woman, she's being a little...

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Harley?

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Are you shitting me?

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Oof!

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Close your eyes, kid.

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Why the hell did you do that?

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I thought if I stopped the kid
from crying, he could help us.

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Oh, God! Didn't you learn
anything from last time?

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You can't mess with a memory,

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or else...

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I beg you, Mr. Wayne,
with your final breath,

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tell me your life's motivation.
What is your rosebud?

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My rosebud is... is also a... sle...

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A what? A what?

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Also, a sleee what? A what? A what?

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How'd it go?

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I must call James Gunn immediately.

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Harley?

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Harley!

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Why... Why isn't she waking up?

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We need to go back in, we
need to save her right now.

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Nope, it's not gonna happen.

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Bruce's brain is on lockdown,

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but his subconscious must
still want Harley for something.

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The only way out now is from the inside.

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Harley is on her own.

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Oh, my God. What if... What
if Joe Chill shoots her?

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Die in the head, die for real.

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The rules have stayed very
consistent every time we do this.

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Please be okay, Harley.

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Please be okay.

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God, you're heavy!

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Okay. I know a fun game.

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Hey! Hey, how about... How
about you focus yourself

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and you try and think
of a different memory.

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Preferably a happy one
with, like, no murderers.

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Uh, maybe mini-golf, or
how about a merry go round?

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All I see is darkness.

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Okay. Come on, kid. We're improvising.

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Ugh!

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Oh!

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Hey, you okay, kid?

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- Where are we?
- The darkness.

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Yeah, so if this is gonna
work, I'm gonna need ya

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to not go all creepy-kid-
in-a-horror-movie on me, okay?

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- Bats are scary.
- Yeah, you're telling me.

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Hey, I know you're going
through a lot right now.

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But see, I got this friend
named Frank that's missing,

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and I wanna make sure he's okay.

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Maybe you've seen him?

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I don't know.

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The fact that you can't even
look at me kinda says you do.

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My parents told me not
to talk to strangers.

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Yeah, well, they're...

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gone now, so you can trust me.

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I don't trust clowns with secrets.

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I am barely clown-themed anymore,

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I just think I look hot like this.

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I mean, check how good these bootie
shorts make my ass look, right?

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Never mind, you're eight, okay.

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I just wanna go home.

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Hey, let's make a deal:

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if I help you get back home, will
you show me where my friend is?

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There we go. See? I'm not a clown,

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I'm a friend.

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Hey, look. It's you. We must
have found your memories.

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Why do we fall down, Master Bruce?

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To pick ourselves up?

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Yes. That's what I was going to say.

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Aww, look at you, you little Grumpy Gus.

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Yeah, that was at my parents' funeral.

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Oh.

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Ugh! Always a white billionaire

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coming to a group of
Himalayan monk-ninjas

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and forcing them to train him.

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What a dickhead. Oh, no offense.

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As a man, I'm flesh and blood.

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I can be ignored. I can be destroyed.

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But as a symbol, as a really cool,
very gritty, super-serious symbol,

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I can be incorruptible,
I can be everlasting.

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You know, you grow up to
have a real savior complex.

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Who do you think you are?

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You don't sound like Bruce Wayne there.

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You sound like...

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Holy shit. You're...

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I'm Batman.

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Hmm.

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Alfred! Are the ears too
big? I think they're too big.

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How could Bruce be Batman?

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I mean, sure, he's the
richest man in Gotham,

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so that explains all the vehicles.

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And he's always going missing at
big galas when villains show up.

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Okay, come to think of
it, it's very obvious.

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Wait till you hear who Superman is.

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Come on!

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Okay, I'm not comfortable
with whatever this is.

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Look, Harley likes it
when I play with her hair.

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I don't know. I'm just... At
least I'm trying something, right?

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And not just playing video
games in the goddamn corner.

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How dare you? Look, video games
are how I deal with stress.

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If I stop playing, I'll start thinking,

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and if I start thinking,

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I will freak the...

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I cannot take this stress right
now. I will be in my kingdom.

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What the hell was that?

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I had a few weird years.

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I always thought Batman
was a stick in the mud,

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but seeing everything you've done

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all shmushed together
like that is impressive.

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And honestly, kinda inspiring.

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But, you know, if you
truly wanted to help Gotham,

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why not start with affordable housing?

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People pay for housing?

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Kid!

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Holy sanitized curse word!

254
00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:46,874
Oh, how cute.

255
00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:49,335
The songbird's afraid to swear.

256
00:13:49,418 --> 00:13:52,254
Ugh, you used to be such a fudging pill.

257
00:13:52,921 --> 00:13:53,921
Wait.

258
00:13:53,964 --> 00:13:56,091
Firework rocket, tied-up Robin,

259
00:13:56,175 --> 00:13:58,135
smell of fried Oreos and vomit.

260
00:13:58,218 --> 00:13:59,720
Oh, I remember this night!

261
00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:02,556
What should we do with Batsie's
little sidekick, puddin'?

262
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,516
Oh, no!

263
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:08,270
I think we oughta teach
him some manners, Mistah J.

264
00:14:08,354 --> 00:14:10,689
- Ugh.
- She's just so beautiful.

265
00:14:10,773 --> 00:14:13,108
God! You put your tongue in that?

266
00:14:13,192 --> 00:14:14,735
Psycho, if you aren't
here to help Harley,

267
00:14:14,818 --> 00:14:17,071
you need to get out
of the goddamn house.

268
00:14:17,154 --> 00:14:19,239
Well, I'm starting to
feel not welcome here,

269
00:14:19,323 --> 00:14:20,366
so fine by me.

270
00:14:24,745 --> 00:14:26,705
Huzzah! We saved the movie!

271
00:14:26,789 --> 00:14:29,833
We can CGI the moustache in post.

272
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,086
That's not good.

273
00:14:38,175 --> 00:14:39,426
You're disgusting.

274
00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:40,886
All this destruction
and mayhem for what?

275
00:14:40,969 --> 00:14:42,262
Do you really like that?

276
00:14:42,346 --> 00:14:45,974
Mr. J likes it. Whatever
he likes, I like.

277
00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:48,435
Ugh! And the accent,
oh, my God, so heavy.

278
00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:50,062
Girl, ease it down.

279
00:14:50,145 --> 00:14:53,941
- Who do you think you are?
- Not you. Not anymore.

280
00:14:54,024 --> 00:14:55,818
I think Robin's lost his marbles.

281
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:57,403
Someday you'll get with
the love of your life,

282
00:14:57,486 --> 00:14:59,571
and you'll see how foolish
you been all those years.

283
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:02,241
Too bad you'll miss the wedding.

284
00:15:02,324 --> 00:15:05,160
We haven't talked about marriage yet!

285
00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:11,125
Put me down for the fish.

286
00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:14,253
You're not supposed to order the fish.

287
00:15:14,336 --> 00:15:17,381
They just put it on the
menu to not seem cheap.

288
00:15:32,229 --> 00:15:34,982
Ugh. Get a room. And some self-esteem.

289
00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:43,741
Ahh! My ear! Oh, my
God, that is so cruel.

290
00:15:47,911 --> 00:15:50,664
Hey, you never told me stopping
baddies was this much fun.

291
00:15:50,748 --> 00:15:52,291
Being a hero's supposed to be lame.

292
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:54,835
It has its moments.

293
00:15:54,918 --> 00:15:56,295
Costume looks good on you, Quinn.

294
00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:57,850
You don't think the
shorts are too short?

295
00:15:57,851 --> 00:15:59,207
I know I like to show
off a little something,

296
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,208
but come on, this is a thong.

297
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,802
I say we skip to the grand finale?

298
00:16:03,886 --> 00:16:06,430
I hear it's a real bang!

299
00:16:13,061 --> 00:16:15,522
Holy post-traumatic-
stress-disorder Batman!

300
00:16:15,606 --> 00:16:18,150
He's trying to taint your memories.

301
00:16:44,259 --> 00:16:47,179
Do I have your verbal consent to
become your licensed therapist?

302
00:16:47,262 --> 00:16:49,848
I'm gonna take that as a
yes, so you can't ever sue me.

303
00:16:54,937 --> 00:16:56,230
Don't think about him.

304
00:16:56,313 --> 00:16:58,941
Close your eyes, cross
your hands like this.

305
00:16:59,858 --> 00:17:01,068
You're doing great.

306
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:03,737
Now think about somewhere you feel safe.

307
00:17:03,821 --> 00:17:06,573
A memory where you felt truly happy.

308
00:17:06,657 --> 00:17:08,033
No criminals.

309
00:17:08,116 --> 00:17:09,201
No bats.

310
00:17:09,284 --> 00:17:10,577
Just happy.

311
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:13,413
There you go.

312
00:17:13,497 --> 00:17:15,207
Now check in with your senses.

313
00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:18,418
Think about what you're
smelling. What you're hearing.

314
00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:20,879
What you're feeling.

315
00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:24,550
Incredible first session. Will you
be paying this co-pay now or later?

316
00:17:24,633 --> 00:17:27,386
Yeah, rich people insurance
doesn't have co-pays.

317
00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:29,596
Ahh, this country's so fucked up.

318
00:17:40,983 --> 00:17:42,442
This is your safe space, huh?

319
00:17:42,526 --> 00:17:46,071
It's the last Christmas
we had together. Before...

320
00:17:46,154 --> 00:17:47,364
Those are for Santa.

321
00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:49,199
Ah, I'll take the heat from Tim Allen.

322
00:17:49,283 --> 00:17:50,283
Mm?

323
00:18:03,797 --> 00:18:06,008
In here.

324
00:18:06,091 --> 00:18:08,802
Well, kid, unless you have
your utility belt under there,

325
00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:10,554
I don't think we're
getting out of this one.

326
00:18:10,637 --> 00:18:11,763
I was wrong.

327
00:18:11,847 --> 00:18:14,266
You're not scary like that other clown.

328
00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:18,437
I don't wanna lie anymore. I
stole your friend. It was me.

329
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,147
Frank? Yeah, I know.

330
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:24,026
He's the key. He's the one
who'll make the bad man disappear.

331
00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:25,944
Whoa, slow down. What do you mean?

332
00:18:26,028 --> 00:18:29,489
I took him first 'cause I saw Ivy
was up to no good on the cameras.

333
00:18:29,573 --> 00:18:32,075
You could see us on Cat
Woman's security cameras.

334
00:18:32,159 --> 00:18:33,660
Ew. You were perving?

335
00:18:33,744 --> 00:18:35,787
No, I was being a hero.

336
00:18:35,871 --> 00:18:37,289
I had to stop your plan.

337
00:18:37,372 --> 00:18:39,875
But then I realized that
the plant could do more.

338
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:42,700
It could bring mommies and
daddies back from the dead.

339
00:18:42,701 --> 00:18:44,129
It'll fix everything.

340
00:18:44,212 --> 00:18:47,966
Frank resurrects plants,
he can't bring back people.

341
00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:50,177
He can now. I changed him.

342
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,179
- How?
- Science?

343
00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:57,726
Hey, give me back the kid!

344
00:18:59,728 --> 00:19:01,480
You don't have to be
afraid of him, Bruce.

345
00:19:01,563 --> 00:19:04,358
He is just another masked
asshole in a city full of 'em.

346
00:19:04,441 --> 00:19:06,944
Too afraid to even show his face.

347
00:19:11,073 --> 00:19:15,827
Okay, I've got, like, a million
questions. But mostly, what?

348
00:19:15,911 --> 00:19:17,412
He didn't tell you why I'm here?

349
00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:20,123
The reason I sit all night
by the window waiting,

350
00:19:20,207 --> 00:19:22,125
begging for the Bat-Signal to appear.

351
00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:23,627
The reason I became Batman.

352
00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,504
Everyone knows your
parents were murdered.

353
00:19:25,587 --> 00:19:28,173
It's pretty well-worn
territory at this point.

354
00:19:28,256 --> 00:19:30,175
But they don't know
that it was my fault.

355
00:19:30,258 --> 00:19:32,844
That night, Father wanted me to
attend a shareholders meeting,

356
00:19:32,928 --> 00:19:35,555
but I begged he take us to the movies,

357
00:19:35,639 --> 00:19:37,140
The Mark of Zorro.

358
00:19:37,224 --> 00:19:39,351
I came out of that theater
exhilarated, inspired, even.

359
00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:42,020
So much so I refused
to take the limo back.

360
00:19:42,104 --> 00:19:44,398
I wanted us to walk
home. Through Crime Alley.

361
00:19:44,481 --> 00:19:48,193
To think all this trauma
from an Antonio Banderas film.

362
00:19:48,276 --> 00:19:49,861
No, that's the '90s one,

363
00:19:49,945 --> 00:19:51,697
I'm talking about the black
and white... It doesn't matter.

364
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:55,325
Everything I do as Batman is
to make that one night right.

365
00:19:55,409 --> 00:19:56,952
Yet it's never enough,

366
00:19:57,035 --> 00:19:58,829
so I must never forget.

367
00:19:58,912 --> 00:20:02,207
That is my penance. My
bat-shaped cross to bear.

368
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,126
Moving on doesn't mean forgetting.

369
00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:09,047
It means healing. And as your
therapist, I promised to help you heal.

370
00:20:09,131 --> 00:20:12,092
Either you give up the kid so
he can return to Crime Alley,

371
00:20:12,175 --> 00:20:14,428
or I shoot you dead. Your call, Quinn.

372
00:20:14,511 --> 00:20:16,388
I thought your rule was no guns.

373
00:20:16,471 --> 00:20:19,599
I mean, the real me is against
it, but the mind me is flexible.

374
00:20:21,643 --> 00:20:22,643
Help me.

375
00:20:22,686 --> 00:20:23,686
I will.

376
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:25,355
But I can't help you in here.

377
00:20:25,439 --> 00:20:28,108
I need to talk to the real
you, it's too fucked up in here.

378
00:20:28,191 --> 00:20:31,153
Come on, champ. Let's
go watch our parents die.

379
00:20:31,236 --> 00:20:32,404
It's what we deserve.

380
00:20:32,487 --> 00:20:35,282
Like I said, very fucked up.

381
00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:37,367
Don't tell my secret.

382
00:20:37,451 --> 00:20:39,661
Doctor-patient confidentiality.

383
00:20:43,457 --> 00:20:45,834
Oh, my God! Ive...

384
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:48,420
W... Were we always in Wayne Manor?

385
00:20:48,503 --> 00:20:50,130
No.

386
00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:54,509
Wayne hired those fucking latchkey
Bat-kids to do his dirty work.

387
00:20:54,593 --> 00:20:58,263
Didn't even realize Batman
was such a fucking sell-out.

388
00:20:58,346 --> 00:20:59,639
I know what you're gonna do!

389
00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:01,975
But, Bruce, you can't undo your trauma.

390
00:21:02,059 --> 00:21:03,268
You have to work through it.

391
00:21:03,351 --> 00:21:05,562
It's hard, and it's scary,

392
00:21:05,645 --> 00:21:07,814
but it's the best thing you'll ever do.

393
00:21:07,898 --> 00:21:08,940
I'm sorry, what?

394
00:21:09,024 --> 00:21:10,275
I think we missed something big.

395
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:11,818
Why should I trust you?

396
00:21:11,902 --> 00:21:14,112
'Cause I promised a little
boy I'd help, and I will.

397
00:21:14,196 --> 00:21:17,824
You saw everything. This is
the only way out of the dark.

398
00:21:17,908 --> 00:21:20,619
Hey, Harley, what is
he doing with Frank?

399
00:21:20,702 --> 00:21:21,912
He...

400
00:21:21,995 --> 00:21:23,830
He modified Frank's resurrection powers.

401
00:21:23,914 --> 00:21:25,707
He's gonna bring back his dead parents.

402
00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:29,544
- Yeah, that's not good.
- Ha! A post-credit scene to my biopic.

403
00:21:29,628 --> 00:21:32,172
I mean, oh... Bad idea.

404
00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:34,132
Wait, that's... It's not possible!

405
00:21:34,216 --> 00:21:36,635
I mean, there's no way he could've...

406
00:21:36,718 --> 00:21:39,888
Hang on. Is... I mean, is that possible?

407
00:22:03,411 --> 00:22:04,788
You're back!

408
00:22:26,726 --> 00:22:29,020
? Oooh, scrambled eggs ?

409
00:22:31,731 --> 00:22:32,983
? Dead parents! ?

410
00:22:37,988 --> 00:22:40,448
? La, la, la, trees! Pussy! ?

411
00:22:40,532 --> 00:22:41,908
Goodnight, Gotham!

412
00:22:41,909 --> 00:22:46,909
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