1 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,959 Arghh! 2 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,360 Over there, quickly. Get out that way. 3 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,240 Sorry. Excuse me. 4 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,880 Help them! 5 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,880 - Is everybody out? - We don't know. 6 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,075 Hey, are you all right? Are you all right? 7 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,555 - Wilf. - Wilf? 8 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,835 I think Wilf is still inside. 9 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,555 Which floor? 10 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,395 - Wilf? - The ambulance, go! 11 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,755 Wilf? Are you all right, mate? 12 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,515 - Where is she?! - Who? Who? 13 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,555 Where's Amity? 14 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,115 I don't know. 15 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,995 No, don't go back, Wilf! It's too dangerous! 16 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,635 - Amity! - You can't go in. 17 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,835 You've gotta stay with us. Stay out here! 18 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,515 - You've got to come with us. - Where is she?! 19 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,920 Where's Amity?! 20 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:20,000 *CREDITS* 21 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:26,080 The clue is in the title, for the eagle-eyed amongst you. 22 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,595 Hmm... 23 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:33,275 Agnew propounds that the presence of negative stimuli, 24 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,395 or, at least, the absence of positive stimuli, 25 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,955 accounts for the propensity of certain individuals 26 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,115 to engage in criminal acts. 27 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,155 In plain English, perhaps, 28 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,755 what Shakespeare so memorably called, 29 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,915 "The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." 30 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:52,515 The losses and betrayals, 31 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,035 rejections and deceptions, 32 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,275 slights and disappointments 33 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,240 that constitute a lifetime. 34 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,115 A missed promotion. 35 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,280 The death of a loving and protective parent. 36 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,555 A broken relationship. 37 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:14,360 Or maybe just an unanticipated academic failure. 38 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:21,035 We are one misstep away, ladies and gentlemen, 39 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:25,235 from a downward spiral into delinquency, debt, 40 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,995 dependency, destitution, 41 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,595 and premature death. 42 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,920 Have a very pleasant afternoon. 43 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,195 You attack with feeling, Miss Snares. 44 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,360 It helps if I imagine it's a certain someone's head. 45 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,195 Ah, Jasper. 46 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,395 I wonder if I might have a quick word. 47 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,275 I wonder if you might. 48 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,995 It's about the mid-term examinations. 49 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,075 They're due to be completed by the end of the week. 50 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,515 I thought I'd come and check we haven't been blown off course. 51 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,559 By a tempest, as it were. 52 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,395 'As I was saying...' 53 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,875 The tradition of oral examinations, 54 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:24,075 or viva voses, long predates us. 55 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,955 They were an essential part... 56 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,715 ..of the oral academic practices of the ancient... 57 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,240 Wakey-wakey! 58 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,000 Jasper? 59 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,840 Of course, Dean. Whatever you say. 60 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,275 I find myself wondering 61 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,955 whether an undertaking agreed to under duress 62 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,795 is legally or morally enforceable. 63 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,960 And yet a promise is a promise. 64 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,480 Very well. 65 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,400 So, that's all sorted, then? 66 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,315 So glad to see you coming round to the benefits 67 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,400 of a fruit-based diet, Ingrid. 68 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 _ 69 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,995 I can't wait. 70 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,040 You too. OK. 71 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,400 OK, bye. 72 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:49,000 You can call her from your desk, you know. I don't mind. 73 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,195 You worried I'll overhear your pet name or something? 74 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,075 We don't have pet names, Lisa. It's only been a month. 75 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,555 Whatever you say... 76 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,160 Danny-Boy. 77 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,400 Hey! 78 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,475 Oh, Professor. 79 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,200 Professor! 80 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,915 DS Donckers. DS Winters. 81 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,555 To what do we owe the honour? 82 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,195 I was in the neighbourhood, quite coincidentally, 83 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,395 and wondered if I might be of any assistance? 84 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,395 We've got orders not to bother you. But if you're at a loose end? 85 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,915 On the contrary, 86 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,835 a long and tedious task awaits me. 87 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,120 A stack of essays to revise? 88 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,595 You do not revise essays, Detective Sergeant. You correct them. 89 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,515 To revise something is to improve it. 90 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:40,835 As in, "He needed to revise his use of language." 91 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:44,360 Perhaps you can revise his use of language in that. 92 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,435 We're waiting on the fire brigade report 93 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,435 to check for the presence of an accelerant. 94 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,115 Faulty lava lamp, more likely. 95 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,795 Or a student with a cigarette who fell asleep. 96 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,475 A fire in a student flat. How mundane. 97 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,595 Sure we can't tempt you? 98 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,675 Sadly not. But thank you... 99 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,960 for giving me an excellent idea for my oral examinations. 100 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,435 You could have taken my eye out. 101 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,520 Very dangerous, very unprofessional. 102 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:40,635 The Rational Actor Theory suggests 103 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:45,195 that criminals are not compelled to commit crime... 104 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,355 but rather choose those behaviours, 105 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,275 um, based on, um... 106 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,675 Er... 107 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,275 Miss...? 108 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,355 Acton. Er... Jane Acton. 109 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,235 Your house is on fire, Miss Acton. 110 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,355 Is it? 111 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,475 Hypothetically. 112 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,755 You can only save one person from the flames, 113 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,440 a cleaning lady... 114 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,160 ..or a scientist... 115 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,275 ..who is about to discover a cure for cancer. 116 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,600 The cleaning lady is your mother. 117 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,680 Was this part of the course, Professor? 118 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:34,355 It is not a course, Miss Acton, it is a syllabus. 119 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,920 And that... is irrelevant. 120 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,479 I think we'll have to find a job for you on the force, Wilf. 121 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,275 All your safety certificates seem to be in order, Mrs Ransome. 122 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,635 That's a relief. 123 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:54,395 So, how is the hero of the hour? 124 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,955 Heh... I'm no hero. 125 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,395 'To the ambulance!' 126 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,275 You helped four people to safety from a burning flat. 127 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,315 I call that pretty heroic. 128 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,820 And I left a girl behind. 129 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,160 'Amity! Where is she?!' 130 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,835 Is there any news on Amity Roberts? 131 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,555 She's seriously unwell, I'm afraid. 132 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,875 Extensive third-degree burns. 133 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,155 They've had to put in a coma. 134 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,995 Are you a student, Wilf? 135 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,555 The odd-job man, more like it. 136 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,395 He had the brains, all right, 137 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,155 but a debt like that... 138 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,075 well, it's not for the likes of us. 139 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,035 I'd never leave my mum on her own. 140 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,315 It was a piece of luck that there was a room that needed painting. 141 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,395 Well, one of the tenants had just moved out. 142 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,715 Do you have a name? 143 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:42,395 Valerie Peters. The little madam. 144 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,915 What makes you say that? 145 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,835 She hasn't returned her key, for one thing, 146 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,200 or paid the last month's rent. 147 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,680 Is Valerie in any of these photos? 148 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,875 I hope you don't mind me asking, 149 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,995 but what's behind all of the questions? 150 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,400 We think the fire may have been started deliberately. 151 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,080 Next. 152 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,155 Next. 153 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,955 Next! 154 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,679 Next. 155 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,420 Next! 156 00:11:39,425 --> 00:11:41,145 Next! 157 00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:42,845 Next! 158 00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:44,649 Next! 159 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,755 Next! 160 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,120 Next. 161 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,240 Did I... Did I pass? 162 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,000 Next! 163 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,920 Here's the final fire scene investigator's report. 164 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,475 Turpentine? 165 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,955 Or some other flammable solvent. 166 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,995 So we're definitely looking at arson, then? 167 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,035 Make that arson with the intent to endanger life. 168 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,475 The medical report for Amity Roberts. 169 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,195 She was pumped full of GHB. 170 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,875 - The date rape drug? - Yeah. 171 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,115 But no sign she engaged in any form of sexual activity, 172 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,360 forced or otherwise. 173 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:35,160 Somebody didn't want her to wake up. 174 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,755 Why did you move out, then, Valerie? 175 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,035 Um, I... I found somewhere better. 176 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,915 Cheaper. Nicer people. 177 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,200 Nicer than who? 178 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,275 Amity. 179 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,435 Do you know her name means friendship? 180 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,035 It's pretty ironic, considering she's a stuck-up bitch. 181 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,835 She's in a coma with third-degree burns. 182 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,600 There's nothing funny about that. 183 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,440 Look, we didn't get on. I'm not making a secret of it. 184 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,280 Where were you on the evening of the 17th? 185 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:18,115 - At a college ball. - All night? 186 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,679 It started at eight, finished at two. 187 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,280 OK. Do you recognise anyone in these photos? 188 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,035 No. 189 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,515 OK. 190 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,880 Thank you for your time. That'll be all for now. 191 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,835 Am I interrupting you, Jasper? 192 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:58,315 Morning, noon, and night. 193 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,755 I've had complaints. 194 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,499 Quite a number this time. 195 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,955 About some of the exam questions you set. 196 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,555 The burning house one in particular. 197 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:11,155 I devoted an entire lecture to Bentham and utilitarianism. 198 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,435 If they are too witless, too work-shy, 199 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,235 or simply too wooden-headed 200 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,035 to apply it to a simple ethical dilemma, 201 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,080 frankly, they do not deserve to pass. 202 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,875 Yes. Well, that's all sorted, then. 203 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,399 Who would you save? 204 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,315 Oh, my mother, of course. 205 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,235 Why of course? 206 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,155 Because anyone who leaves their mother 207 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,795 to be burnt alive in a house fire 208 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,520 doesn't deserve to be cured of cancer. 209 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,139 Now, that... 210 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,035 is an excellent answer. 211 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,675 Oh. 212 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,080 Thank you. 213 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,559 Say "sex", Danny-Boy. 214 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,875 Dan? 215 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,315 Hey. Hello, mate. 216 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,835 - Oh, nice to see you. - Nice to see you! 217 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,195 Oh, Dina, Calvin. Calvin, Dina. 218 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,555 Where've you been hiding? 219 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:18,915 Oh, you know, people to see, places to be. 220 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,275 Nice suit. 221 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,395 You know me, I like to make an effort. 222 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,515 Uh, I've got to go. 223 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,155 - Yeah, no worries, mate. - You've got my number, though, yeah? 224 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,115 - Yeah, of course. - Then use it, dickhead 225 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,080 Yeah, I will. 226 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,355 How do you know him? 227 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,200 We went through training together. 228 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,875 Oh, thank you. 229 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,040 - I'll get this. - Thanks. 230 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,715 Is everything all right? 231 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,435 It's 11.50 for a tomato salad? 232 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,155 Well, they were heritage. 233 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,555 Yeah, at that price, they should be Grade II listed. 234 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,440 You want to go halves? 235 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,595 Oh, do you mind? Sorry, babe. 236 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,955 - I'm a little bit short until payday, that's all. - Sure. 237 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,840 - I had to lend some to my dad. - It's fine. 238 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,680 Arghh! 239 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,295 Jasper. 240 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,879 - Mother. - What an unexpected pleasure. 241 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,195 It's awfully naughty of me, darling, 242 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,435 but I'm afraid I can't invite you in. 243 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,120 Kafka is doggy dating. 244 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,835 I'm thinking of putting him out to stud. 245 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,999 The fees are incredible. 246 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,475 This is just a courtesy visit, Mother. 247 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,475 - Courtesy, Jasper, from you? - I merely wish to inform you, 248 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,995 before the intelligence reaches you by other means, 249 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,475 that I am planning to undertake a course of therapy. 250 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,995 Therapy?! But that's marvellous, darling. 251 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,755 I've been on at you for years. What's it to be? 252 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,399 Urophagia? 253 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,955 Colonic irrigation? 254 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,155 Goat yoga? Oh, I have the number 255 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,275 of the most amazing Tibetan acupuncturist inside! 256 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,955 The needles are... Ooh. 257 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,239 None of the above, Mother. 258 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,080 I intend to speak to a psychologist. 259 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,520 Dear heart, is that wise? 260 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,835 - Ma'am? - Just wondering if we'd made any progress. 261 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,435 I haven't had a chance to speak to Amity Roberts. 262 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,875 They haven't brought her round. 263 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,755 We're going as fast as we can. 264 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,475 Well, maybe a, erm, fresh perspective might help. 265 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,320 Ma'am? 266 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,195 I thought you said to use him sparingly, you know, like... 267 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,955 I know what I said, DS Donckers, but I'm up against it. 268 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,915 This isn't the only case on my desk. 269 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,635 Right. 270 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,275 And I've had a bit of a "hurry up" from the Chief Super. 271 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,595 He's being lent on by the top dogs at the university 272 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,075 because they've heard that we think it's arson, so... 273 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,200 I say you get him in. 274 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,355 What could possibly go wrong? 275 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,880 OK. 276 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,000 _ 277 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,959 Exams are cancelled, Miss Snares, for the rest of the day. 278 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,675 Well, the fire brigade found traces of accelerant in the kitchen. 279 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:47,275 Which suggests the fire was started by someone with a key to the flat. 280 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,875 Except our student friends aren't always in the habit 281 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,435 of locking the front door. 282 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,035 If the door was locked, 283 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,875 then Valerie Peters has some means of accessing the property. 284 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,555 Except she would appear to lack a clear and credible motive. 285 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,475 We're still checking out her alibi, but the fire started around 11 286 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,075 and she claims that she was at this ball with her friends 287 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,979 long before that. 288 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,155 What about the other residents? 289 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,355 Well, they're just a bunch of kids. Nerdy kids at that. 290 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,515 I don't imagine any of them would be stupid enough 291 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:19,115 to set the place on fire whilst they themselves were still in it. 292 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,795 The term "homo sapiens" is a misnomer, Detective Sergeant. 293 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,195 Human beings are guided far more often by perverse irrationality 294 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,400 than by solid reasoning. 295 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,155 I agree with you, and Jeremy Bentham, 296 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,795 that human nature is essentially selfish. 297 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,755 And yet you have somewhat restored my faith in it, Mr...? 298 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,635 Jones. Joss Jones. 299 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,075 Ah. 300 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,875 Pass. 301 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,395 I find our student population 302 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,315 to be as capable of deception and malfeasance 303 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,435 as the rest of us, Miss Donckers. 304 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,915 A young man who has paid another to take an exam on his behalf. 305 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,280 Who knows what else he might be capable of? 306 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,480 God, poor Amity. 307 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,269 So, Joss, you were in your room all night? 308 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:35,875 Yeah. 309 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,787 Well, until I smelt the smoke. 310 00:21:37,808 --> 00:21:39,435 And what were you doing? 311 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,595 Studying, listening to music. 312 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,115 Can anyone vouch for you? 313 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,115 - I didn't think anyone else was in. - Until the fire started. 314 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,159 Until I took a break. 315 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,680 About... nine. 316 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,995 I heard some voices arguing. 317 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,595 Do you know who? 318 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,955 Some of the girls, maybe. 319 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,555 I mean, it wouldn't be the first time. 320 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,440 Do you recognise anyone? 321 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,955 Yeah, Louis. 322 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,275 Who's Louis? 323 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,480 Amity's ex. 324 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,640 Any pearls of wisdom, Jasper? 325 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,075 It seems imperative to establish 326 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,675 whether we are dealing with an arsonist or a pyromaniac. 327 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,195 Is there a meaningful difference? 328 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,875 An arsonist has external motivation. 329 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,715 - Such as? - Insurance fraud. 330 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,075 Whereas a pyromaniac's motivation comes from within. 331 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,915 Anger, for example. 332 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,595 I think we're safe to assume 333 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,235 that the motivation of whoever set the fire 334 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,075 was to either harm or kill Amity Roberts. 335 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,459 It is seldom safe to assume anything. 336 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,555 So, who's in the frame? 337 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,675 Valerie Peters moved out a week or so before the fire, 338 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,755 still has her key, admits to being antagonistic towards the victim, 339 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,675 but has an alibi that appears to check out. 340 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,235 Joss Jones, in his bedroom alone on the night of the fire. 341 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,475 So no alibi. We're starting background checks. 342 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,435 And Louis Dennis, Amity Roberts' former boyfriend. 343 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,715 Who DS Donckers so cleverly photographed 344 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,035 at the scene of the fire. 345 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,035 And who we found with some dodgy photos 346 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,680 of Miss Roberts on his laptop. 347 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,075 Some kind of revenge porn? 348 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,195 He seemed pretty upset that Dan suggested that 349 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,595 when we interviewed him earlier. 350 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,435 I've told you, I didn't take those pictures. 351 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,955 I didn't send 'em to anybody. She sent them to me. I swear. 352 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,035 Why would she send compromising photos of herself 353 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,555 to someone she dumped less than a month ago, 354 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,320 plus a bunch of her classmates and peers? 355 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,155 I've absolutely no idea. 356 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,715 You didn't think that this was her way 357 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,075 of trying to say she wanted to get back together with you? 358 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,395 No, definitely not. 359 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,040 You seem very sure. 360 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,795 She's already started sleeping with somebody else. 361 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,839 That's what I've heard. 362 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,560 Any idea who? 363 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,399 Joss Jones. 364 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,355 Blimey, they're all at it with each other like a bunch of baboons. 365 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,515 It is more accurately termed 366 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,075 a flange of baboons, Detective Inspector. 367 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,115 But you are otherwise correct. 368 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:29,275 Like baboons, or bonobos, or any other group of primates, 369 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,235 our student friends are engaged in a struggle with one another 370 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,515 for status and mating rights. 371 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,035 Well, then, in the absence of David Attenborough, 372 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,915 I suggest you two start studying them little more closely. 373 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,035 Come on, then, Lis. 374 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,675 I've got six hours of CCTV footage to go through 375 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,355 from Valerie Peter's summer ball. 376 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,400 What, I've got to do this on my own? 377 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,680 What about you, Professor? Fancy teaming up? 378 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,755 Adelaide. 379 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,115 Christina. 380 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,275 Are you... Are you looking for Jasper? 381 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,160 In a car park? That seems unlikely. 382 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,039 Gosh, you know, you... 383 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,595 You haven't aged a bit. 384 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,840 Can't say the same for you, dear. 385 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,915 I'm sorry, Adelaide, I'm... I'm in a bit of a rush. 386 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,235 Has he informed you of his intention 387 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,715 to undergo a course of psychotherapy? 388 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,795 No, no, he hasn't. 389 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,880 Then consider yourself told. 390 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,795 There's only one reason a man of his outlook and temperament 391 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,635 would hazard the foolhardy step of self-analysis, 392 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,520 and it isn't to impress his mother. 393 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,075 There's nothing I would like more 394 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,195 than to see my son settled and happy. 395 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,355 But if you toy with his affections, 396 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,999 well, as the ladies from the Fen Ditton Bridge Club can testify, 397 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,839 my wrath is a terrible thing to behold. 398 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,080 Toodle-loo. 399 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,240 Professor, street sign. 400 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,035 Doh! 401 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,520 Excuse me? 402 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,600 Doesn't matter. 403 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,595 You disagree with DI Rabbit, then, Professor? 404 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,195 - Almost invariably. - Doesn't seem that much of a reach. 405 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,915 If the fire was started deliberately, 406 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,475 then Amity must have been the target. 407 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,035 Are you very familiar with the latest academic research 408 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,595 into the behavioural abnormalities 409 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,115 of those with pyromaniac tendencies, Detective Sergeant? 410 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,715 - I wouldn't say very. - And neither am I. 411 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,719 Because there has been remarkably little research in this area. 412 00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:00,075 What little there has 413 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,115 suggests pyromaniacs often fail to understand their own motivations. 414 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,875 They act impulsively, 415 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,115 sometimes in response to sexual or fetishistic urges. 416 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,355 - Right, they get a kick out of it. - Precisely so. 417 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,755 So, how do we know we're dealing with a kinky pyromaniac 418 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,079 or a plain vanilla arsonist? 419 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,400 You look for a pattern of similar fires in that part of the city. 420 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,555 You've had no problems with them? Your current tenants. 421 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:34,555 No, you know, a few, nothing serious. 422 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,800 Mrs Ransome, we found this. 423 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,315 That's a misunderstanding. 424 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,880 That's a Section 8 eviction notice dated on the third of last month. 425 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,475 All right, I admit it, I wanted them out. 426 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,319 And why was that, Mrs Ransome? 427 00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:57,955 I got Wilf to drive me around during the day 428 00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,995 while they're out at lectures. 429 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,955 You wouldn't believe what we found. Powders, pills, potions. 430 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,839 And did you report what you found to the police? 431 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,779 It wouldn't have been worth my while. 432 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,560 Or someone made it worth your while not to. 433 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,880 There's no law against changing your mind, is there? 434 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,035 It would seem young Joss Jones... 435 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:30,075 AKA Master Jocelyn Armitage Sibthorpe Jones esquire. 436 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,995 ..has been getting into a few awkward scrapes of late. 437 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,635 Daddy paid off the landlady so she'd withdraw her eviction notice, 438 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,395 not make a formal complaint to the police. 439 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,515 She found a phial of GHB in his room, 440 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,960 though he was adamant it wasn't his. 441 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,480 Can we have a word? 442 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,995 GHB. It was found in your room, Joss. 443 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,360 And it was also found in Amity Roberts' bloodstream. 444 00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,355 Look, the GHB, it wasn't my idea. 445 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,235 Valerie ordered it online. 446 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,435 She ordered a date rape drug? 447 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,355 - We've been clubbing a lot. - And? 448 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,159 It's like liquid ecstasy... 449 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:11,699 it makes you feel euphoric, whatever, disinhibited. 450 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,035 Still doesn't explain what it was doing in your room. 451 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,195 You were sleeping with Valerie. 452 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,955 On and off. 453 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,275 As well as with Amity? 454 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,835 Who told you that? 455 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,579 Her ex-boyfriend. 456 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,515 It was a one-time thing with Amity. 457 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,555 She'd been with Louis for a long time. 458 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,080 She fancied something new. 459 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,995 So, was this part of the experiment? 460 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,600 Not with Amity. She definitely wasn't into anything like that. 461 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,720 Look, I'm late for my lecture. 462 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,635 Er, not so fast, Mr Jones. 463 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,280 I'd like a word, if I may. 464 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,675 Maybe he set the flat on fire to create a smoke screen, you know, 465 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,715 divert attention from the fact he was flunking out. 466 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,115 It's like the ultimate dog-ate-my-homework excuse. 467 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,755 You're giving me the profile of a spoiled rich kid, 468 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,599 not a reckless arsonist. 469 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,299 What about Valerie Peters? 470 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,955 Well, I think we discovered the real reason she moved out. 471 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,195 And maybe why she kept her key. 472 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,235 How solid is her alibi? 473 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,995 I'm still going through the footage, but no sign of her so far. 474 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,580 Well, then, make finishing that a priority. 475 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,435 - Oh, boss, what about this? - What is it? 476 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,635 It's a list of unexplained fires across the city 477 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,759 that the Professor ask for. 478 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:31,059 Email it to him, by all means, but this is a tangled web. 479 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,160 Let's not get too distracted by a burnt-out shed. 480 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,595 We've checked the CCTV footage from the porters' lodge 481 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,395 at the college where the ball was held. 482 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,195 Frame by bloody frame. 483 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,609 And there is no record of you entering. 484 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,515 I came in the back way. 485 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,195 We spoke to the waiter at your table. 486 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,859 He said there was an empty place throughout dinner. 487 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,315 Come on, Valerie. 488 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,795 We know you've been lying to us from the start. 489 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,035 Do you recognise him? 490 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,355 You and Louis were in it together, is that it? 491 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,760 Or did you decide to get back at Amity all on your own? 492 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,995 You must have been gutted 493 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,315 to see a meal ticket like Jocelyn Sibthorpe Jones 494 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,955 slip through your fingers. 495 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,359 I bet you were already planning the wedding photos in Country Life. 496 00:31:17,860 --> 00:31:20,140 We've already got Joss on record saying 497 00:31:20,161 --> 00:31:23,195 he heard raised female voices in the flat around nine. 498 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,189 And he's very obligingly told us 499 00:31:25,210 --> 00:31:27,260 it was you who ordered the GHB. 500 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,315 It won't take much for us to gain access to your bank records 501 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,680 and prove it. 502 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,880 Miss... Nash... 503 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,955 You have amply demonstrated your ability 504 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,995 to accurately quote a definition of Agnew's General Strain Theory 505 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,119 straight from the textbook. 506 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,035 However, I wonder if I might trouble you 507 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,515 for an observation of a more personal nature? 508 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,075 A... A personal insight? 509 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,275 Precisely. 510 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,875 One that originates from within your own frontal cortex, 511 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:20,160 rather than one that has been so transparently hijacked from another. 512 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,435 Nope... 513 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,000 I thought not. 514 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,280 My best friend's sister's ex-boyfriend... 515 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,520 ..Tyrell... 516 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:44,355 ..he had his heart set on becoming a Premier League footballer. 517 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,195 And he'd been on the books of one of the biggest clubs 518 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,515 since he was seven, 519 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:54,239 but at 16, they let him go, just like that. 520 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:57,675 And he was a lovely guy. 521 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:03,000 He was smart, talented, respectful. 522 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:09,520 But he's inside now. He stabbed someone over a drug debt. 523 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:16,035 And I think the disappointment, 524 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,715 the... crushing of his dreams, really, 525 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,680 it just destroyed him. 526 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:28,600 Turned a good man bad. 527 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,075 Professor? 528 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,315 How dare you?! 529 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,755 'Valerie admits to going to confront Amity 530 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,840 'about sleeping with her boyfriend.' 531 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,755 'And she admits to lacing her drink with GHB.' 532 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,115 She even admits to taking the photos 533 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,760 and using Amity's laptop to email them to all and sundry. 534 00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:14,995 But she swears blind she had nothing to do with starting the fire. 535 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,355 And I would lay a considerable wager that she's speaking the truth. 536 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,995 What makes you so sure of that? 537 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,079 Because she is a woman. 538 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,315 And? 539 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,355 For a wronged and vindictive female, humiliation of her rival 540 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,035 is the most desirable outcome, not murder. 541 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,555 This is the 21st century. You can't say stuff like that. 542 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,435 Nevertheless, I just did. 543 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:40,075 So you're suggesting that sending the nude photographs of Amity 544 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,435 was a sufficient act of revenge? 545 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,835 Precisely so. 546 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,395 So we charge Valerie Peters with administering a noxious substance. 547 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,635 And disclosing private photographs with intent to cause distress. 548 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,915 But where does that leave us with the fire? 549 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,955 It leaves you with three burnt-out cars, two sheds, 550 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,595 and a somewhat charred recycling bin. 551 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,795 Oh, with respect, I've looked into all those fires. 552 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:01,955 There really is no pattern. 553 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,115 There's nothing that connects them to each other, 554 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,875 let alone the fire in the student flat. 555 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,915 Then, with respect, Detective Sergeant, 556 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,715 I suggest you look again. 557 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,395 Wouldn't it make better sense 558 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,715 to follow up on the thing with Jones, Ma'am? 559 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:17,635 Amity's ex-boyfriend. We haven't been able to rule him out yet. 560 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,995 Let's run with the fresh line of inquiry the Professor is suggesting. 561 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,080 For now, at least. 562 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,875 But none of them could describe him accurately. 563 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,955 They all recalled a stranger turning up 564 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,315 to report the fire and to say that he'd called 999. 565 00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,275 None of them could remember what he looked like, or even what he wore. 566 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,435 He was remarkably unremarkable. 567 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,160 And that, detectives, is your pattern. 568 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,155 A typical pyromaniac is...? 569 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,915 Male, aged 17 to 35, often neglected as a child. 570 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,915 And above all, unobtrusive. 571 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,595 A nobody. 572 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,675 A frustrated nobody, in this case, who showed promise as a child 573 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,595 but has now developed an inferiority complex. 574 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,475 He starts the fires so that he can play the hero and save the day 575 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,115 and get the recognition he thinks is being denied to him. 576 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,675 Precisely so. 577 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,435 It's a neat theory, 578 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,595 but it doesn't get us any closer to ID'ing our perp. 579 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,040 I already know their identity. 580 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,035 'That's a misunderstanding.' 581 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,240 'That's a Section 8 eviction notice dated on the third of last month.' 582 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,955 'So, how's the hero of the hour?' 583 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,035 I'm no hero. 584 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,995 For the avoidance of doubt, I intend to pinpoint their address. 585 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,235 A standard geographical profiling technique 586 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:02,355 for what you may term a poacher-style criminal, 587 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,035 who uses their home as a base 588 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,320 from which to commit crime in their locale. 589 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,275 Oh, Professor! 590 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,355 Doh! 591 00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:23,195 That was the... 592 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,915 Remember? 593 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,075 I do remember. And the intervening time 594 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,960 has not made that alleged jest any the more penetrable. 595 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,355 My back's killing me. 596 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,355 Would you pop out to the chemist for some of those painkillers? 597 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,680 Well, what about these ones? 598 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,875 They make me really drowsy. 599 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,035 OK. 600 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,235 Well, I'll make you a cup of tea before I go. 601 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,600 - OK? - OK. 602 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,795 You all right, Wilf? 603 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,080 Yeah. 604 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,475 Would you mind coming with us to the station? 605 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,755 We've got a few questions. 606 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,355 Er, I can't right now, I've... 607 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,680 I've gotta go to the chemist for my mum. It's... It's urgent. 608 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,840 We can do this the hard way, if you'd prefer. 609 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,075 Yeah, yeah, OK, OK. 610 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,880 This way. Come on. 611 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:15,520 "Landlady's son labelled a hero after preventing fire fatalities." 612 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,000 _ 613 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,995 - How long is this gonna take? - A bit more high-profile 614 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,115 than your usual targets, wouldn't you say? 615 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:29,715 Look, my mum's not well. OK? She's sick. 616 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,155 'I gave her something to sleep. 617 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,235 'Right? I-I need to go and look after her.' 618 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,555 I need to go back to her. 619 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,355 It must be tough for a lad of your age, 620 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,235 stuck at home, worrying about your mom, 621 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,355 while a bunch of Hooray Henrys with half your brains 622 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,680 party like it's going out of fashion. 623 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,875 Look, Wilf... 624 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,235 Amity's conscious and on the mend. 625 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,715 We know you didn't mean to hurt her, OK? 626 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,075 It'll all be taken into account if you cooperate. 627 00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,195 You don't understand. 628 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,275 You don't understand, because neither of you are listening to me. 629 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,555 - When are you planning your next attack, Wilf? - I need to leave! 630 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,160 I need to go! 631 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,915 - Sit down. - She's not feeling well. 632 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,915 - Can you not understand that?! - Come on, sit down. 633 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,635 - We're not finished. - She's not well. I need to go and see her. 634 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,835 - You need... - Get your hands off me! 635 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,195 Calm down, calm down! 636 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,120 Come on, come with me. Let's take two minutes, hey. 637 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:33,275 Who does every boy strive hardest to impress, Detective Sergeant? 638 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,720 His mother. 639 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,075 - How's she doing? - Very groggy. 640 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,280 - Looks like she's been drugged. - Thank you. 641 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,835 You don't think he was actually trying to kill her, do you? 642 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,875 No chance. Just earn her approval by saving her. 643 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,275 Bloody hell. 644 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,075 - There are easier ways. - Mm. 645 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,555 Do you wanna earn my approval, Dan? 646 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,595 Always, Lisa, always. 647 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,395 Buy me a beer. I'm literally dying for one. 648 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,835 - Mmm... - What? Oh... 649 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,995 It's not what you think. 650 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,975 - I'm meeting someone for a coffee. - A coffee? 651 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:46,475 I don't know what Dina's putting in your drink, but you've changed. 652 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,359 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah, see you tomorrow. 653 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,560 How splendid the old place is! 654 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,155 - And this is? - A peace offering, darling. 655 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:30,315 Your second cousin Leopold is in the head shrinking business. 656 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:34,995 I asked him to make me a list of the ten best practitioners in his field. 657 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,755 "Dennis Eagle Rock Shamanistic Services. 658 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,955 "Ayahuasca soul retrieval, purging, 659 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,595 "real sheep's blood available upon request." 660 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,075 You always need a plan B, darling. 661 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,115 Thank you, Mother. But no, thank you. 662 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,115 - I have already made my choice. - You have? 663 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,915 And if I remain here conversing with you, 664 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,095 I shall be late for my first session. 665 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,480 No time like the present, darling. 666 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,715 Carpe diem, Jasper. 667 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,919 Seize the day. 668 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,435 One caramel macchiato with extra whipped cream. 669 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,240 And one normal drink. 670 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,315 What? I need to get my kicks while I can these days. 671 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,560 Don't mind me. 672 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,795 So, what's so important 673 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,115 that we couldn't talk about it in the office? 674 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,515 Yeah, erm... 675 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,760 - I, er... - Come on, spit it out, man. 676 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,275 Look, Paul, I wanted to ask if you see any opportunities, 677 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,280 erm, in the short term... 678 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,880 ..to put me forward for a promotion. 679 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,200 And a pay rise, mores to the point. 680 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,040 OK. I'm gonna need something a lot stronger than that. 681 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,960 Right. 682 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:12,640 Professor Tempest? 683 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,840 Dr Goldberg, I presume? 684 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:31,000 *CREDITS*