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Now what is this bullshit?

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Which of the many species
of bullshit

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in our bullshit ecosystem
are you referring to?

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The jellybeans, which are only licorice,

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buttered popcorn, and...

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I think, hatred?

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Or the coffee maker, which is gone

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and replaced
by off-brand instant?

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"Folber's Crystals,

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an acceptable part
of waking up."

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It's these chip flavors.

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Snail, paella, Dutch onion,
and... menthol?

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Wow, a bag of these
has more nicotine

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than a pack of cigarettes.

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Well, now I wanna try them.

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This is why you'll fill out

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your food requisition forms
properly,

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otherwise you get the leftovers
from Headquarters

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that no one wants.

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Is there any part of IIA
that isn't some kind of

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Kafka-meets-Brazil
bureaucratic circle jerk?

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See? This is why you lack vision.

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Our company-mandated
biquarterly circle jerks

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decrease sexual frustration

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and increase productivity by 6%.

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Is he joking, or is it about
to get awesome in here?

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New mission: there's a device out there

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that we need to reacquire.

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So not awesome.

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- The Magnetic Pulse Generator.
- Magnets?

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Are we worried
someone will attack

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a kindergarten science class?

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It can wipe out all computer memory

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in a mile radius.

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And it does this.

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Ooh, props to the graphics team.

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I was skeptical, but they're so worth it.

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Wait a second. I know
that death metal device.

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That's Helga!

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How do you know about my Helga?

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I have cameras planted everywhere,

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including your lab.

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How dare you!

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Didn't you set up cameras

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in all the bathrooms
at one point?

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Putting cameras in
bathrooms is one thing.

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But a lab?
That is private.

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I saw potential in your project

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if paired with a proprietary
IIA energy source,

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but after I stole it from you,
someone stole it from me.

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The Swiss.

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- The Swiss?
- The cheese guys?

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1929. Black Monday.

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The Swiss.

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The Cuban Missile Crisis.
Swiss.

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1985. The Cola Wars.

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That is one alert mob.

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These elite Swiss operatives

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call themselves
the Invisible Hand.

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Yeah.

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Mother sometimes
talked about them

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when she was drinking.

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She said it was like
the entire country

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extracted
all their war-like impulses

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and injected them
into a tiny group of people.

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They're going after
the Cayman Islands

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because the global rich
are banking there

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and not banking in Switzerland.

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No. Rich people problems.

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If the Invisible Hand succeeds,

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it would throw IIA
into financial chaos

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and probably ignite
a global war.

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Well, that's not good.

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Yes, Lana, the old saying.

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"War is not good."

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So we steal the device back
before the Swiss can use it.

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With the help of your demolitions expert!

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I get it.

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When Ms. Archer was in charge,

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she didn't really
go on missions,

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but I'm a hands-on boss.

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You are not the boss.

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I'm in the chair!

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I need this to go by the book,

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and since my last leader
is still in the hospital

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due to snake
and multiple spider bites...

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I forgot that. It was really bad.

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Agent Figgis is leading the mission.

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- Obviously.
- Great.

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For the last time, let me say this.

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You're not my supervisor!

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I quit.

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Don't worry, bud. She'll be back.

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Those Swiss bastards

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got their dirty,
cheese-stinking fingers

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all over my beautiful device!

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Wait.
Where's Cheryl?

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Okay, let's go destroy this thing.

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- Reacquire it.
- I doubt it.

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Have you met us?

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credits

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So before the Swiss

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wipe the banks' data
on the mainland,

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they plan to blow up
the backup server

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stored on this old drilling platform.

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Our job is to intercept them,
then interrogate them

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to find out
where they stored the device.

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So the device isn't on the rig?

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We don't think so.

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To access the rig,

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we'll enter undetected
through this hatch here

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then locate
and ambush the Swiss.

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God, you are so bad at this.

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It's like watching a clown car
crash into a birthday party.

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Tragic,
but at some level, hilarious.

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Archer, can you please
put the bourbon down

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- and concentrate?
- Scotch. No.

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And don't you think
you should concentrate?

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We're already behind schedule.

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Because you stopped
at the liquor store

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on the way to the airport!

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Because I knew
you wouldn't stock the plane,

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so maybe next time
be a little more professional.

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This from the man who
invented the term

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"groin taxi."

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Shows what you know.

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That was a term I used to
cleverly expense prostitutes.

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- We all know that!
- Lana.

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You're only making things worse.

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- I've got this.
- Yeah, Lana.

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Our leader, Cyril's, got this.

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Just listen to him

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since he's obviously
our superior.

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Speaking of superiors,

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I try to insulate myself
from peasant work,

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but this has got
to go perfectly.

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None of us want to be fired.

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No, not fired,

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the thing you threaten us with
every day of our goddamn lives.

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You misunderstand.

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A mistake this big at our level?

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After the firing,
then there's the firing squad.

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I'm using wordplay here,
of course.

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Thank God.

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They'll probably just poison us.

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So I feel like
that imminent death thing

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kind of derailed my briefing.

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- Any questions?
- Yeah.

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Why did Fabian
put you in charge?

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You're, like, notoriously bad
in high-stress situations.

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What? Name one time.

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Last week, you got hives
trying to decide

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between "best"
or "best regards" in an email.

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Okay, well, that was a tonal minefield.

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I wish it were a real one,

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and then we wouldn't be
having this conversation.

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Who did you think
Fabian was gonna pick?

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Archer can't do it.
Lana's a threat to power.

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And Krieger is... Krieger.

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- There's nobody left.
- I'm left.

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You don't know the first thing

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about leading a mission, Pam.

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I know you've got
about 60 seconds

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before your tactical lead there
hurls chum into the ocean.

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Archer, I told you to leave
the booze on the plane.

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But I didn't.

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Okay, we get on the rig.

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Lana and Pam will get
any rig workers to a safe room.

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- Archer and I will start...
- Hey, sea turtles!

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What?

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You're supposed to stay more
than 10 feet away from those!

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And are you supposed to be sober

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when you make new best friends?

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Because I'm not
doing that either!

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Lana, a little help here.

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I thought
I was making things worse.

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Remember:
"I got this."

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Called it.

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That wasn't from drinking.

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I ate those menthol chips
on the plane.

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But now that my head's clear,
I have two questions.

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What are we doing?
And which ocean is this?

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Explain to me
how we can defuse this

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if it gets activated.

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That's easy.

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You can't
because it's not a bomb.

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It's a resonating
superconductor.

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Once it starts, the pulse
gets bigger and bigger

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until it tears itself apart.

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- Well, what can you do?
- I don't remember.

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I built it in...

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What do you call it...
A fugue state?

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By "fugue state," you mean
shit-assed on drugs, right?

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Of course not!

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But that was also happening,
yes.

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Hey, Lana, do you ever get the sense

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that certain people
in this group get ignored?

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Which certain people?

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Well, to put it delicately,
the ones with tits.

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Thank you for being delicate,
but yes.

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I can't just force myself
to care anymore.

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I just wanna do my job
and go home.

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But I have a lot
of great qualities.

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I always keep Cheryl in line.

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Yeah, I would not lead with that.

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Is it just me, or...

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- Is nobody here?
- Great job, Cyril.

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- They got away.
- Who?

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Whoever we're capturing,
shooting, and/or rescuing.

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How would we shoot
and rescue them?

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Mercy killing?

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We're late
because of your delays!

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Excuse me for being enchanted by turtles,

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the world's most mysterious
sea creatures.

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Come on.
Everyone knows that's narwhals.

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Pfft, only if the mystery is

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who's overcompensating
for something.

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No one's here
because Cyril messed up,

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probably due to his obsession
with narwhals.

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Let's meet up on the deck

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and talk about
how much we hate him.

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Pfft, narwhals.
Basically the Ferrari of tusks.

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- Wait, check for...
- Aah!

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I am called Alessia.

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I represent the Invisible Hand,
and that was a warning shot.

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How was that a warning shot?
You grazed me.

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I'm very good.

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I'm baffled by the complete lack

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of pornographic doodling
on these schematics.

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Are you sure these IIA folks
are real scientists?

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For God's sake!
I'm so fudged right now.

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I need to know how to safely
transport this thing now!

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I'm fudged!

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Is there anyone at IIA you can talk to?

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No! If the board finds out...

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- You're fudged?
- I'm fudging fudged!

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If you can't figure this out,

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I will throw you out
of this plane.

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Well, there is a way to disable it

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before it goes off,
but it's dicey.

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Requires extreme precision.

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What?

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I was just thinking
about who I was counting on

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to be precise.

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This rig is set to self-destruct.

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Don't worry,
we've evacuated the workers

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and given them
little chocolates.

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The Invisible Hand isn't evil,

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but if you get in our way again,

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you will be eliminated.

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Yep, totally non-evil thing to say.

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Well, regardless, remember it.

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I didn't hear it.

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Could you say it again
but slower

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and turn your chin
to catch the light?

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I said, if I see you again,

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I'll eliminate you.

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Chocolate?

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- My God.

260
00:10:05,053 --> 00:10:06,122
The turtles!

261
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,784
If the rig collapses...

262
00:10:07,809 --> 00:10:09,488
What's the plan, Cyril?
Are we stuck here?

263
00:10:09,513 --> 00:10:11,918
No! We still have their ropes.

264
00:10:15,101 --> 00:10:17,272
I am now open to suggestions.

265
00:10:17,297 --> 00:10:18,722
Protect yourselves!

266
00:10:18,747 --> 00:10:21,152
Pull your heads
into your beautiful shells!

267
00:10:21,177 --> 00:10:22,957
What do we do?
What do we do?

268
00:10:22,982 --> 00:10:24,207
Wait, I've got it.

269
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,169
"Best regards."
That's the one.

270
00:10:26,194 --> 00:10:27,864
God damn it, Cyril. Jump.

271
00:10:27,889 --> 00:10:29,386
But we're hundreds
of feet... aah!

272
00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:34,589
Cannonball!

273
00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:38,816
He really did it.

274
00:10:38,841 --> 00:10:41,511
He's gonna die trying
to save turtles while drunk.

275
00:10:41,536 --> 00:10:44,277
Well, at least he'll die
doing what he loves.

276
00:10:44,468 --> 00:10:45,910
Being an idiot.

277
00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,510
Look.

278
00:10:53,535 --> 00:10:55,672
It's a visual metaphor
for your leadership.

279
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,050
Hey, that's not fair.

280
00:10:57,075 --> 00:10:58,824
He's right, because that platform

281
00:10:58,849 --> 00:11:00,566
would've collapsed years ago.

282
00:11:00,591 --> 00:11:02,582
It hasn't gone that badly.

283
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,308
And cue the sharks.

284
00:11:08,031 --> 00:11:09,793
Zodiac!

285
00:11:10,589 --> 00:11:12,652
Okay, guys, hop in,
but be careful.

286
00:11:12,677 --> 00:11:14,777
There's not a lot of room
with all these turtles in here.

287
00:11:14,802 --> 00:11:16,675
Just put them back in the ocean!

288
00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,691
What? No.

289
00:11:17,716 --> 00:11:19,295
There's, like,
a ton of sharks out there.

290
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,800
Attracted by your vomit!

291
00:11:20,825 --> 00:11:22,543
Those are vomit sharks?

292
00:11:25,324 --> 00:11:27,495
- I said, "These are vomit"...
- We heard you.

293
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,957
Yet you refuse to embrace the mystery!

294
00:11:30,279 --> 00:11:32,964
Hey, bud, at what point
do you think you'll slow down?

295
00:11:32,989 --> 00:11:34,863
It's to be determined, Pam.

296
00:11:34,888 --> 00:11:38,043
Now, you pack of absolute morons,

297
00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:39,957
you've blown our chance
to grab this thing

298
00:11:39,982 --> 00:11:42,285
before it's operational,
but there's still a chance.

299
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,679
But it'll be tight.
We have to...

300
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,984
Shut that idiocy production
factory you call a mouth!

301
00:11:47,009 --> 00:11:48,288
You're no longer in charge.

302
00:11:48,313 --> 00:11:50,030
The backup servers
are destroyed,

303
00:11:50,055 --> 00:11:51,424
so the banks will scramble

304
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,562
to make physical backups
of their data.

305
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,093
Which means
they'll be dismantling

306
00:11:55,118 --> 00:11:56,640
their electromagnetic shielding.

307
00:11:56,665 --> 00:11:59,218
Precisely, but you're
not in charge either.

308
00:11:59,243 --> 00:12:01,234
The Swiss will wait
for a few hours

309
00:12:01,259 --> 00:12:03,796
for peak vulnerability
and then set it off.

310
00:12:03,821 --> 00:12:06,015
We'll intercept them
on the way in.

311
00:12:06,338 --> 00:12:08,030
Explain
why we're doing this again.

312
00:12:08,055 --> 00:12:09,866
This sure seems like
your mess-up.

313
00:12:09,891 --> 00:12:12,029
You're not wrong,
but if the banks go down

314
00:12:12,054 --> 00:12:15,757
and the world erupts in chaos,
IIA will need scapegoats.

315
00:12:15,782 --> 00:12:17,163
They'll burn you.

316
00:12:18,499 --> 00:12:19,265
Hey, Lana.

317
00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,294
Have you noticed
there's a leadership vacuum

318
00:12:21,319 --> 00:12:23,223
now with Cyril
being a little bitch and all?

319
00:12:23,248 --> 00:12:25,148
- No offense.
- That is not possible.

320
00:12:25,173 --> 00:12:27,444
My God, I just want
to do my job and go home,

321
00:12:27,469 --> 00:12:29,437
but it's not working.

322
00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:31,199
- So you know what happens now?
- I think...

323
00:12:31,224 --> 00:12:33,695
I take over and fix everything!

324
00:12:34,373 --> 00:12:36,377
Exactly what I was gonna say.

325
00:12:38,579 --> 00:12:40,683
Okay, platoons.
Here we go.

326
00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:42,851
Lana, keep your eyes southeast.

327
00:12:42,876 --> 00:12:44,655
Archer, you look northwest.

328
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,398
Cyril, you look...
in the other direction.

329
00:12:47,423 --> 00:12:49,928
I don't remember
Fabian putting you in charge.

330
00:12:49,953 --> 00:12:51,359
Pipe down, cadet.

331
00:12:51,384 --> 00:12:53,280
Better listen, Cyril.
She means business.

332
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,554
Lana, shut your tits!
Keep this line clear.

333
00:12:55,579 --> 00:12:57,182
You know,
for a global banking center,

334
00:12:57,207 --> 00:12:59,171
this place is way smaller
than I imagined.

335
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,757
Island fact:
it actually has

336
00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:03,155
more registered businesses
than it has residents.

337
00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:05,132
God damn it, Archer.
Are you drinking again?

338
00:13:05,157 --> 00:13:07,765
Again implies that
I stopped at some point, Pam.

339
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:09,601
And I'm supporting
local businesses

340
00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:11,702
against
these international goliaths,

341
00:13:11,727 --> 00:13:13,366
so I'm basically David.

342
00:13:13,391 --> 00:13:14,493
Except drunk.

343
00:13:14,518 --> 00:13:16,718
Hey, hey, hey,
David was a musician

344
00:13:16,743 --> 00:13:19,281
with eight wives
who killed a dude with a rock.

345
00:13:19,306 --> 00:13:20,641
Does that scream sober to you?

346
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,169
Speaking of human liabilities,

347
00:13:22,194 --> 00:13:23,445
has anyone heard from Cheryl?

348
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,015
I can't believe I'm saying this,

349
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,576
but I kind of miss her.

350
00:13:26,601 --> 00:13:28,372
Yeah, feels like a great moment

351
00:13:28,397 --> 00:13:31,046
for some wildly
unhelpful curveball.

352
00:13:32,529 --> 00:13:34,433
Got her. They just turned her on.

353
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:37,499
Warming up now, getting ready
for her big debut.

354
00:13:38,457 --> 00:13:39,398
Aw, Helga.

355
00:13:39,423 --> 00:13:41,866
- They grow up so fast.
- Okay, everyone.

356
00:13:41,891 --> 00:13:43,862
The package is coming in
from the south.

357
00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:45,679
Wait. It's coming in way too fast.

358
00:13:45,704 --> 00:13:46,913
It must be in the air.

359
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,769
Well, that simplifies things.

360
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,162
- They're running away.
- Wait.

361
00:13:56,195 --> 00:13:58,116
No, the package
is still on track.

362
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,343
How could that...

363
00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:06,890
So she's going
to activate it in the air

364
00:14:06,915 --> 00:14:08,652
as she flies over the city.

365
00:14:08,677 --> 00:14:10,882
What a cleverly Beverly.

366
00:14:14,036 --> 00:14:16,202
God, she's like a Valkyrie.

367
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:18,609
Take me to Valhalla.

368
00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:20,865
I've got a wingsuit in the back.

369
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:22,085
Krieger, take the stick

370
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,947
and continue
my intercept course.

371
00:14:23,972 --> 00:14:25,585
No, you fudging idiot!
Don't...

372
00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:28,351
Give me back my baby!

373
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,811
Now, I will expertly
swoop by and grab the...

374
00:14:33,836 --> 00:14:35,605
I don't know
how to do any of that!

375
00:14:40,453 --> 00:14:42,530
Archer, commandeer a vehicle.

376
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,898
- I'm sorry about this...
- Hey!

377
00:14:44,923 --> 00:14:47,288
But would it kill you
to do some maintenance?

378
00:14:50,344 --> 00:14:51,915
Hello, Occifers.

379
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:53,554
Obviously, this truck is mine

380
00:14:53,579 --> 00:14:56,023
because why else
would I be holding a pineapple?

381
00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:00,616
To the junkyard!

382
00:15:16,173 --> 00:15:18,124
Do you think you could
stop soaking yourself

383
00:15:18,165 --> 00:15:19,241
in piņa coladas?

384
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,003
Who am I? Jimmy Buffett's carpet?

385
00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:24,296
This is a modified painkiller,
which is way stronger.

386
00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:26,820
Second, you're not my boss.
Pam is.

387
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:28,788
Would you put down
your damn drink?

388
00:15:28,813 --> 00:15:29,741
No!

389
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:32,093
Damn it! I'm out of ammo.

390
00:15:37,699 --> 00:15:40,773
You guys see that?
That was nuts, right?

391
00:15:41,422 --> 00:15:42,601
Stupid Swiss.

392
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:45,202
It's the Battle of Grauholz
all over again!

393
00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:48,023
- Guys?
- Any quick tips on landing?

394
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,804
God.
It's happening so fast!

395
00:15:50,554 --> 00:15:52,054
_

396
00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:58,116
It's okay.
Daddy's here.

397
00:15:58,141 --> 00:15:59,984
Not to ruin a sweet moment,

398
00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:02,702
which this is absolutely not,
but is that thing ticking?

399
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,474
Guess it is a bomb.

400
00:16:04,499 --> 00:16:06,530
My baby's all grown up.

401
00:16:08,514 --> 00:16:10,551
Tell him not to disarm that device!

402
00:16:10,608 --> 00:16:12,140
Yeah, good luck with that.

403
00:16:12,165 --> 00:16:14,234
He doesn't listen to us.

404
00:16:14,259 --> 00:16:16,363
- Green wire?
- Yeah, probably.

405
00:16:17,879 --> 00:16:20,617
Triumph, if a bit anticlimactic.

406
00:16:20,642 --> 00:16:22,480
I hate how it always
works out for you,

407
00:16:22,505 --> 00:16:23,875
even when you're being a dick!

408
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,859
You know, everyone has
been really on my back today,

409
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,827
but in the end,
I'm always the best.

410
00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:28,854
To me!

411
00:16:31,649 --> 00:16:32,718
Krieger?

412
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,265
- Don't panic.
- Good.

413
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:37,288
No, don't panic. Run!

414
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,070
Get rid of your metals!

415
00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:49,134
Guns, belts, commemorative
Prussian war coins!

416
00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:53,101
God, this is, like, the worst
airport security line ever.

417
00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:57,343
Okay, I think we're...

418
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,156
Totally screwed!
What the hell, Krieger?

419
00:17:01,181 --> 00:17:03,702
It's oscillating. It'll
get stronger each time!

420
00:17:03,727 --> 00:17:04,960
Why does it do that?

421
00:17:04,985 --> 00:17:07,023
Because science is weird!

422
00:17:07,048 --> 00:17:08,210
Take cover!

423
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,695
If we don't stop her, she'll
keep expanding her range

424
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,015
and wipe out all digital data
on the island.

425
00:17:18,335 --> 00:17:19,718
So we need to destroy it?

426
00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:21,179
No!

427
00:17:21,204 --> 00:17:22,257
But also yes.

428
00:17:22,282 --> 00:17:23,786
What are we doing?

429
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,264
Cyril, you're not the leader anymore,

430
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:26,609
so stop thinking.

431
00:17:26,634 --> 00:17:30,109
Bum-rush this metal chucker
and smash it to smithereens!

432
00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:34,843
Why aren't you letting us save you?

433
00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:37,046
Right,
they want this to happen.

434
00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:39,273
Never mind!
Makes sense now!

435
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,296
Everybody, grab something metal.

436
00:17:44,509 --> 00:17:46,241
Charge!

437
00:17:47,428 --> 00:17:48,874
Now let go!

438
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:53,138
Wow, that was a great idea, Pam.

439
00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:54,280
Right?

440
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,544
Well, that was bizarre.

441
00:18:03,569 --> 00:18:05,406
Don't just stand there,
you rich bastard.

442
00:18:05,431 --> 00:18:06,403
Fight!

443
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:13,572
Those Swiss are fast learners.

444
00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:16,474
Damn their superior
educational system.

445
00:18:18,492 --> 00:18:21,107
Not on my watch, sister.

446
00:18:27,585 --> 00:18:29,052
Cold-cocked!

447
00:18:29,077 --> 00:18:31,750
Does that translate?
Because it's fantastic.

448
00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:34,052
You again?

449
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,923
I don't know if I want
to fight you, be you,

450
00:18:39,948 --> 00:18:41,329
or sleep with you.

451
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,384
Well, let's start with the first

452
00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:44,900
and see how it goes.

453
00:18:46,437 --> 00:18:49,711
Aw, man.
Now I gotta get a tetanus shot.

454
00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:55,668
If you want something
done right...

455
00:18:55,693 --> 00:18:58,087
Fuck!
My fucking hand!

456
00:18:58,112 --> 00:18:59,524
Look at it.

457
00:18:59,549 --> 00:19:02,048
See you when it's over.
Fabian out.

458
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,663
Cover me. I'm gonna try to destroy it.

459
00:19:06,993 --> 00:19:09,118
Is that
a Tudor Oyster Explorer?

460
00:19:09,143 --> 00:19:10,143
Sweet...

461
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:13,861
What the hell?

462
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,798
I maybe shouldn't have
chugged the pineapple.

463
00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:18,087
There were, like,
six different rums in there,

464
00:19:18,112 --> 00:19:19,882
and now they're fighting.

465
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,657
It's so liberating
not to think all the time.

466
00:19:24,682 --> 00:19:27,353
Here, take this!
You take that!

467
00:19:31,157 --> 00:19:33,173
Krieger, how do we destroy this?

468
00:19:33,198 --> 00:19:34,935
Heads up, you Swiss bitch!

469
00:19:35,185 --> 00:19:36,665
God! Sorry!

470
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,627
I was just trying
to knock you down.

471
00:19:38,652 --> 00:19:40,181
- Just shoot it!
- How?

472
00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:42,939
Shoot anywhere when
the magnet is in attract mode.

473
00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:46,837
Archer, get on!

474
00:19:48,641 --> 00:19:51,743
Your Amazonian body
takes up too much space, Lana.

475
00:19:51,768 --> 00:19:52,712
I can't balance.

476
00:19:52,737 --> 00:19:54,173
Or maybe you can't balance

477
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:55,689
because you are wasted!

478
00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:57,685
Babysitting me
isn't part of your job,

479
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,014
as I've told you many times.

480
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:02,376
Shut up and grab the gun!

481
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:07,907
God, is there no rhythm
to this thing?

482
00:20:07,932 --> 00:20:09,234
Guess not.

483
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,657
I can't look.

484
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,736
I hate to mess you up like this.

485
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,744
And here I thought
you were enjoying it.

486
00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:31,486
Are we, like, flirting?

487
00:20:31,511 --> 00:20:34,050
I mean, this is fun, but
I'd appreciate some clarity.

488
00:20:34,075 --> 00:20:37,353
Just tell me one thing.
Why is Fabian after us?

489
00:20:37,378 --> 00:20:39,501
He's the one
who sold us the device.

490
00:20:39,526 --> 00:20:40,528
He did?

491
00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:44,243
- Just go.
- Really?

492
00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:47,174
Yeah, I mean, we all know Fabian sucks.

493
00:20:47,199 --> 00:20:50,431
I'm not gonna sacrifice
a goddess for a douchebag.

494
00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:52,478
You know, you're
much more formidable

495
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:54,946
than the two idiots
I encountered on the oil rig.

496
00:20:54,971 --> 00:20:57,157
They're lucky to have
an incredible leader.

497
00:20:57,707 --> 00:21:00,511
Aw, shucks.
Just get outta here.

498
00:21:05,102 --> 00:21:06,462
Alessia, wait!

499
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,634
You got any more
of that chocolate?

500
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:13,189
No!

501
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,314
What happened here?

502
00:21:15,462 --> 00:21:16,681
Is Archer knocked out?

503
00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:17,876
Nope.

504
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,189
He passed out unscathed.

505
00:21:22,719 --> 00:21:24,493
Wow, what a screwup.

506
00:21:24,518 --> 00:21:26,767
Who knew a pineapple
could hold that much rum?

507
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:28,720
So I blacked out and did
something amazing, right?

508
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,095
That's what always happens.

509
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,224
No need to say anything.
You're welcome.

510
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,585
Looks like a nailed this.

511
00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:34,806
Also nailing it,

512
00:21:34,831 --> 00:21:37,001
that nail
through your hand, Fabian.

513
00:21:37,026 --> 00:21:38,830
That looks like it hurts.

514
00:21:38,855 --> 00:21:39,990
Well, that's what happens

515
00:21:40,015 --> 00:21:41,517
when you're not
as awesome as me.

516
00:21:43,643 --> 00:21:46,001
So how about the Swiss, right?

517
00:21:47,135 --> 00:21:54,081
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