1 00:00:18,807 --> 00:00:20,683 Today on Tawny. 2 00:00:20,767 --> 00:00:23,144 Ratcatcher has spent most of his life in the sewers catching rats. 3 00:00:23,228 --> 00:00:26,523 But the last thing he expected to catch there was feelings. 4 00:00:26,606 --> 00:00:28,691 Our exclusive interview with Gotham's 5 00:00:28,775 --> 00:00:31,319 controversial couple right after this break. 6 00:00:31,402 --> 00:00:33,071 Wait, is he screwin' a rat? 7 00:00:33,154 --> 00:00:34,154 Sick! 8 00:00:36,908 --> 00:00:37,908 No! 9 00:00:37,951 --> 00:00:39,327 Let me out! 10 00:00:40,787 --> 00:00:42,497 Ah! Frank! 11 00:00:42,580 --> 00:00:44,415 Are you okay? Maybe you should chill 12 00:00:44,499 --> 00:00:46,042 on going that deep into the Green. 13 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:47,961 You know, Swamp Thing did say it's gonna take some time 14 00:00:48,044 --> 00:00:49,712 for your body to get used to it. 15 00:00:49,796 --> 00:00:51,714 I gotta assume, at some point, your boobs will stop sweatin'. 16 00:00:51,798 --> 00:00:53,132 I don't care how sick I get. 17 00:00:53,216 --> 00:00:54,801 I have to find out where Frank is. 18 00:00:54,884 --> 00:00:56,219 Bruce Wayne's got him. 19 00:00:56,302 --> 00:00:58,847 He... It's just too dark to see where he is. 20 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:00,390 I mean, it's like all that money 21 00:01:00,473 --> 00:01:01,808 and he can't buy a light bulb, for Christ's sake. 22 00:01:01,891 --> 00:01:05,728 If only we knew someone who could help us draw him out. 23 00:01:05,812 --> 00:01:06,855 Don't look at me. 24 00:01:06,938 --> 00:01:08,064 We broke up. 25 00:01:08,147 --> 00:01:09,566 Bruce is so clingy. 26 00:01:09,649 --> 00:01:12,068 Even for an eccentric billionaire, he's got baggage. 27 00:01:12,151 --> 00:01:15,864 Workaholic, obsessed with clean eating, 28 00:01:15,947 --> 00:01:18,074 and, you know, those major abandonment issues 29 00:01:18,157 --> 00:01:20,910 from seeing his parents murdered as a child. 30 00:01:20,994 --> 00:01:22,537 Well, congrats on freeing yourself 31 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,038 from the chains of hetero hell. 32 00:01:24,122 --> 00:01:25,874 But can't you just pretend you want to see him? 33 00:01:25,957 --> 00:01:28,276 You know, maybe lure him over here and we'll handle the rest? 34 00:01:28,359 --> 00:01:31,045 No. When I break up with someone, I cut them off completely. 35 00:01:31,129 --> 00:01:33,172 He's determined to get me back. 36 00:01:33,256 --> 00:01:35,967 Won't stop sending me gifts, flowers, 37 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:38,845 this canary diamond encrusted tiara. 38 00:01:38,928 --> 00:01:40,763 That is one sparkly meatball. 39 00:01:40,847 --> 00:01:42,223 Oh, that looks incredible on you. 40 00:01:42,307 --> 00:01:43,850 It's all right. 41 00:01:43,933 --> 00:01:46,978 Mm. He wants me to wear it to a gala he's hosting tonight. 42 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:49,606 - It's a clunky name. Did your RSVP? - _ 43 00:01:49,689 --> 00:01:51,107 I'm not going anywhere near that mess. 44 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:53,067 Didn't you hear my whole no-communication thing? 45 00:01:53,151 --> 00:01:54,944 - Yeah, Harls, pay attention. - Okay. 46 00:01:55,028 --> 00:01:57,280 My point is, if Bruce thinks there's a chance you might come, 47 00:01:57,363 --> 00:01:58,531 he will definitely be there. 48 00:01:58,615 --> 00:02:01,159 True, he is desperate to see me. 49 00:02:02,535 --> 00:02:04,203 Ugh. That better not be more flowers. 50 00:02:04,287 --> 00:02:06,122 Okay. We're gonna go to that gala, 51 00:02:06,205 --> 00:02:08,124 grab Bruce, and we're going to torture him 52 00:02:08,207 --> 00:02:09,959 until he tells us where Frank is. 53 00:02:11,502 --> 00:02:12,921 No... Yeah, it's happening. 54 00:02:13,004 --> 00:02:14,422 Or, I have an idea. 55 00:02:14,505 --> 00:02:16,466 You'll stay here, rest, read some mags, 56 00:02:16,549 --> 00:02:19,469 hydrate, get your strength back up to torture levels. 57 00:02:19,552 --> 00:02:22,889 And I will go kidnap Bruce Wayne. 58 00:02:31,147 --> 00:02:33,775 - So, I know it's been a tough week. - Mm. 59 00:02:33,858 --> 00:02:36,152 Respectfully, Selina's being a total B. 60 00:02:36,235 --> 00:02:38,529 Appreciate the solidarity, but don't talk about her like that. 61 00:02:38,613 --> 00:02:40,782 You know what always makes me feel better? 62 00:02:40,865 --> 00:02:41,865 A hug. 63 00:02:43,451 --> 00:02:44,494 But that's not really our thing, 64 00:02:44,577 --> 00:02:47,455 so, how about focusing on work? 65 00:02:47,538 --> 00:02:49,499 Are you looking at Selina's Waynestagram stories? 66 00:02:49,582 --> 00:02:50,625 She can tell If you are. 67 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:52,335 She can? I mean, I'm not. 68 00:02:53,169 --> 00:02:54,253 Obviously. 69 00:02:54,337 --> 00:02:56,339 If no one else has any new leads, 70 00:02:56,422 --> 00:02:59,384 I'd like to discuss the CowNews BoyBoy Hat. 71 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:01,344 By now, I'm sure you've seen the ads. 72 00:03:01,427 --> 00:03:02,804 According to my source at the docks, 73 00:03:02,887 --> 00:03:04,806 there's a shipment coming in tonight. 74 00:03:04,889 --> 00:03:06,391 I'm thinking we intercept it 75 00:03:06,474 --> 00:03:08,518 and see what's really going on with these hats. 76 00:03:08,601 --> 00:03:10,853 A new hat fad doesn't equal criminal activity. 77 00:03:10,937 --> 00:03:12,814 Lots of people wear hats. 78 00:03:12,897 --> 00:03:14,524 Am I a criminal? 79 00:03:14,607 --> 00:03:17,777 No, but you look like you're ready to steal some kisses. 80 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:20,238 - No? All right. - They're not just hats. 81 00:03:20,321 --> 00:03:21,739 They've got a smart device that can read your mind 82 00:03:21,823 --> 00:03:23,825 and become your own personal assistant. 83 00:03:23,908 --> 00:03:26,244 - Cool. - That doesn't sound fishy to you? 84 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:27,829 Hats and neurotech? 85 00:03:27,912 --> 00:03:30,039 That can only be the work of one man. 86 00:03:30,123 --> 00:03:31,582 - Mad Hatter. - Mad Hatter. 87 00:03:31,666 --> 00:03:34,293 Impossible. I ran Mad Hatter out of town years ago. 88 00:03:34,377 --> 00:03:36,713 You're making connections that just aren't there. 89 00:03:36,796 --> 00:03:39,382 Now, if that's all, I have a gala to get to. 90 00:03:39,465 --> 00:03:40,550 Selina, it's Bruce. 91 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:42,051 Uh, Bruce Wayne, your boyfriend. 92 00:03:42,135 --> 00:03:44,053 Ex-boyfriend, lover. 93 00:03:44,137 --> 00:03:46,055 Hey, is this a two rolls of duct tape kidnapping? 94 00:03:46,139 --> 00:03:48,641 Harley, honey, I don't want you to go alone, okay? 95 00:03:48,725 --> 00:03:50,768 I'll be fine. Yes, each time I go into the Green, 96 00:03:50,852 --> 00:03:53,062 it feels like every one of my cells is being ripped apart, 97 00:03:53,146 --> 00:03:54,522 but maybe this tea will help. 98 00:03:54,605 --> 00:03:55,606 It's lemon ginger. 99 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:57,316 Oh, King Shark will come with me. 100 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,693 What do you say, buddy? 101 00:03:58,776 --> 00:04:00,403 You up for a classic Shark-Ley adventure? 102 00:04:00,486 --> 00:04:02,363 Kidnap a sad billionaire? Huh? Huh? 103 00:04:02,447 --> 00:04:03,906 Rain check. 104 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:06,034 I have to return home due to the death of my father. 105 00:04:06,117 --> 00:04:07,368 - Sorry, dude. - Fucking fuck. 106 00:04:07,452 --> 00:04:09,203 Thank you. This is actually a relief. 107 00:04:09,287 --> 00:04:12,415 He was a terrible shark and an even worse man. 108 00:04:12,498 --> 00:04:14,125 Oh, so... Congrats? 109 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:15,918 Not quite there yet. 110 00:04:16,002 --> 00:04:18,588 The good news is I get to see my little brother, Prince Shark. 111 00:04:18,671 --> 00:04:19,756 I mean, we're pretty tight. 112 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:21,257 He's the brother I didn't eat. 113 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:23,634 So, does this mean you're like an actual king now? 114 00:04:23,718 --> 00:04:25,219 No, Prince will be King 115 00:04:25,303 --> 00:04:27,638 once I officially pass on the position at the funeral. 116 00:04:27,722 --> 00:04:30,308 We have confusing traditions under the sea. 117 00:04:30,318 --> 00:04:31,809 _ 118 00:04:31,819 --> 00:04:33,310 _ 119 00:04:33,311 --> 00:04:35,480 No worries, I'll just go with... 120 00:04:36,314 --> 00:04:37,648 Clayface! 121 00:04:37,732 --> 00:04:38,732 Oh, ho, ho! 122 00:04:38,733 --> 00:04:40,943 Clayface would love to, but... 123 00:04:41,027 --> 00:04:43,780 Billy Bob Thornton 124 00:04:43,863 --> 00:04:45,573 is manning the dunk tank 125 00:04:45,656 --> 00:04:49,243 at the glorious St. Louis Professional Baseballer's Charity Circus. 126 00:04:49,327 --> 00:04:52,330 Go, team! I'll look up the name on the way... 127 00:04:52,413 --> 00:04:54,248 Well, I should get going, too. 128 00:04:54,332 --> 00:04:56,334 Have fun storming the castle, Harley! 129 00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:58,628 Okay, screw it, I'm going with you. 130 00:04:58,711 --> 00:05:00,463 I'm gonna... Oh, wow. 131 00:05:00,546 --> 00:05:03,758 Okay, no more going into the Green for now. 132 00:05:03,841 --> 00:05:06,844 You've gotta rest. I got this, NBD. 133 00:05:06,928 --> 00:05:08,513 Okay, Bruce Wayne is just some dude, okay? 134 00:05:08,596 --> 00:05:10,139 It's not like he's Superman or something. 135 00:05:10,223 --> 00:05:12,391 I know, it's just... It's been a while 136 00:05:12,475 --> 00:05:14,143 since you've done a job alone. 137 00:05:14,227 --> 00:05:17,105 She's trying to say that you're extremely codependent. 138 00:05:17,188 --> 00:05:19,482 For the love of nuts, 139 00:05:19,565 --> 00:05:21,234 - who is texting you? - Ugh. 140 00:05:21,317 --> 00:05:22,819 - It's that nerd, Batgirl. - _ 141 00:05:22,902 --> 00:05:25,988 - _ - Since the escape room, I've thrown her a couple LOLs 142 00:05:26,072 --> 00:05:27,490 but she just keeps texting. 143 00:05:27,573 --> 00:05:28,950 Babe, you don't have to be defensive. 144 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:31,160 It's sweet, you like to take in strays. 145 00:05:31,244 --> 00:05:32,829 Listen, I'm locked and loaded, baby. 146 00:05:32,912 --> 00:05:35,331 I got rope, double duct tape, binoculars, glass cutter, 147 00:05:35,414 --> 00:05:37,875 person cutter and a granola bar in case I get peckish. 148 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:40,586 Now, call me if there are any problems. Swearsies? 149 00:05:40,670 --> 00:05:43,089 When has anything I've attempted to do gone wrong? 150 00:05:43,172 --> 00:05:45,967 But... You're sick, you save your energy. 151 00:05:46,050 --> 00:05:48,302 Listen, while I'm gone, you take care of Ivy. 152 00:05:48,386 --> 00:05:51,597 That means you sit with her, you stream that lubed-up dildo 153 00:05:51,681 --> 00:05:53,224 disguised as a TV show, Bridgerton, 154 00:05:53,307 --> 00:05:54,892 or whatever people are horny for these days, 155 00:05:54,976 --> 00:05:56,352 and make sure she wants for nothing. 156 00:05:56,435 --> 00:05:58,187 And why would I do that? 157 00:05:58,271 --> 00:05:59,856 Because if you don't, when I kidnap Bruce, I'm gonna tell him 158 00:05:59,939 --> 00:06:01,858 you've been saying his name in your sleep. 159 00:06:01,941 --> 00:06:03,776 Be quick, will you? 160 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,736 And try not to make a spectacle. 161 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:08,156 I don't need the hotel tightening up security. 162 00:06:08,239 --> 00:06:10,867 It's one of my favorite places to steal from. 163 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:12,702 It's where I got my Picasso. 164 00:06:14,162 --> 00:06:16,038 Hey, Bruce! Bruce! 165 00:06:16,122 --> 00:06:18,958 Hey. Where's Selina tonight, huh? 166 00:06:19,041 --> 00:06:20,042 Has she arrived yet? 167 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:32,063 _ 168 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,434 Hi-yah! Come here, you little old... 169 00:06:42,899 --> 00:06:44,400 Still takes her vitamins. 170 00:07:23,773 --> 00:07:26,692 Where are all the octopuses and finned aquatic dignitaries? 171 00:07:26,776 --> 00:07:28,152 Shark ceremony only. 172 00:07:28,236 --> 00:07:29,779 It was in Dad's will. 173 00:07:29,862 --> 00:07:31,197 You know how he was. 174 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,949 A snob to the bitter end. 175 00:07:33,032 --> 00:07:34,408 Your father was a great shark. 176 00:07:34,492 --> 00:07:36,619 - So kind of you to say. - Wasn't he? 177 00:07:36,702 --> 00:07:39,914 Hey. That "great shark" had relations with his wife. 178 00:07:39,997 --> 00:07:41,123 And his sister. 179 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,835 Dad looks good on you, by the way. 180 00:07:44,919 --> 00:07:46,879 Thanks, man. That means a lot. 181 00:07:48,923 --> 00:07:50,800 We're gathered here today 182 00:07:50,883 --> 00:07:53,094 to coronate your new king 183 00:07:53,177 --> 00:07:56,013 and celebrate the legacy of King Daddy, 184 00:07:56,097 --> 00:07:59,809 who most famously saved us from our arch enemies, 185 00:07:59,892 --> 00:08:01,811 the sinful Atlanteans. 186 00:08:01,894 --> 00:08:04,021 If they only knew, during that battle, 187 00:08:04,105 --> 00:08:07,400 Dad was turnt up on bunk abalone venom. 188 00:08:07,483 --> 00:08:08,985 I'm glad you're here. 189 00:08:09,068 --> 00:08:10,236 Me too. 190 00:08:10,319 --> 00:08:13,656 Now, King Daddy's firstborn son, Nanaue, 191 00:08:13,739 --> 00:08:15,616 and his brother Kamea 192 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:20,121 will join me at the altar for the official passing of duty. 193 00:08:20,204 --> 00:08:22,581 Your father's royal scepter 194 00:08:22,665 --> 00:08:25,835 is only to be touched by kings. 195 00:08:26,585 --> 00:08:28,212 Whoo! Powerful. 196 00:08:29,088 --> 00:08:30,423 I kinda like it. 197 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,385 Oh, I'm just kidding. 198 00:08:34,468 --> 00:08:37,471 Ah, the Prince is become King. 199 00:08:41,392 --> 00:08:43,561 Are you sure you don't want to be king? 200 00:08:43,644 --> 00:08:45,813 You are the oldest. It's your right. 201 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:47,398 No, you deserve this. 202 00:08:47,481 --> 00:08:50,608 You stayed here and took care of the kingdom and the family. 203 00:08:50,609 --> 00:08:52,236 Even for Dad's diaper stuff. 204 00:09:04,123 --> 00:09:06,917 Yeah, man. Soon enough, the kingdom will be no more 205 00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:09,170 and I'll be free of all this bullshit. 206 00:09:09,253 --> 00:09:10,421 I am psyched. 207 00:09:10,504 --> 00:09:11,714 Totally. Yeah. 208 00:09:11,797 --> 00:09:13,716 I mean, wait. What? 209 00:09:22,558 --> 00:09:24,727 Oh, damn. That was actually beautiful. 210 00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:31,567 Freeze, scumbag! 211 00:09:33,027 --> 00:09:35,696 Oh. Hey, girl. 'Sup? 212 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:37,615 Harley? What the hell? 213 00:09:37,698 --> 00:09:40,117 I thought you were just staying in tonight. 214 00:09:40,201 --> 00:09:41,410 Eh. Changed my mind. 215 00:09:41,494 --> 00:09:42,745 Are you stalking me? 216 00:09:42,828 --> 00:09:43,828 Ugh, as if. 217 00:09:43,829 --> 00:09:45,206 I'm working gala security. 218 00:09:45,289 --> 00:09:46,415 Cool story. Outta my way. 219 00:09:46,499 --> 00:09:47,666 Not unless you have an invite. 220 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:48,750 Ugh. 221 00:09:50,836 --> 00:09:51,836 Ow. 222 00:09:52,922 --> 00:09:54,131 God, you are so clingy. 223 00:09:55,591 --> 00:09:57,009 I don't want to fight you. 224 00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:59,136 - Oh, you don't? - Of course not. 225 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,389 - We're friends. - Ow. 226 00:10:02,765 --> 00:10:04,934 Hey, how's my prickly little pear feeling? 227 00:10:05,017 --> 00:10:06,060 Do you miss me? 228 00:10:06,143 --> 00:10:07,603 Did you take my tiara? 229 00:10:07,686 --> 00:10:09,647 Screw your tiara. How's Ivy? 230 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:10,731 She's fine. 231 00:10:17,321 --> 00:10:18,531 Ugh. Gotta go. 232 00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:23,369 So you do answer your phone. 233 00:10:25,621 --> 00:10:27,206 Ow! Shit, that hurts. 234 00:10:27,289 --> 00:10:28,958 Did I do something wrong? 235 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:30,709 I thought we were becoming friends. 236 00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:32,628 I have enough friends! 237 00:10:32,711 --> 00:10:37,341 Oh, really? Let's see, there's Ivy... end of list! 238 00:10:37,425 --> 00:10:39,760 Oh! So the kitty does have claws. 239 00:10:39,844 --> 00:10:41,846 I knew you weren't as "I'm so innocent, 240 00:10:41,929 --> 00:10:44,598 I follow the rules. I'm Gotham's hall monitor" 241 00:10:44,682 --> 00:10:45,891 as you pretend to be. 242 00:10:47,226 --> 00:10:51,147 I don't sound like that, you stupid... clown! 243 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:53,149 Oh! Good one. 244 00:10:53,232 --> 00:10:55,484 You know what? Maybe I do want people to like me, 245 00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:57,862 but at least I'm honest about who I am. 246 00:10:57,945 --> 00:11:01,115 You want a merit badge for admittin' you're a fuckin' dork? 247 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,743 Maybe take the next one. 248 00:11:07,955 --> 00:11:09,957 Can you please get the next... What the... 249 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:12,209 Ugh! 250 00:11:15,337 --> 00:11:17,381 I miss these heart-to-hearts. 251 00:11:17,465 --> 00:11:19,550 Yeah, me too. 252 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,844 Hey, while we're chatting, sipping 'gria, 253 00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:23,846 can we circle back to that thing you said 254 00:11:23,929 --> 00:11:25,389 about "the kingdom will be no more?" 255 00:11:25,473 --> 00:11:28,017 Oh, yeah, that. I mean, I'm selling it. 256 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,019 An offer came in. The numbers are right. 257 00:11:30,102 --> 00:11:31,103 Gonna cash out. 258 00:11:31,187 --> 00:11:33,355 Focus on me for a change. 259 00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:35,566 Ah, maybe do some print modeling work. 260 00:11:35,649 --> 00:11:36,775 Well, who's the buyer? 261 00:11:36,859 --> 00:11:39,445 Would you believe it's Ocean Master? 262 00:11:39,528 --> 00:11:40,863 Isn't that a trip? 263 00:11:40,946 --> 00:11:42,823 Look, I know I'm coming to this late, 264 00:11:42,907 --> 00:11:45,618 so no disrespect, but Ocean Master is, 265 00:11:45,701 --> 00:11:47,203 like, a longstanding enemy 266 00:11:47,286 --> 00:11:49,163 who famously hates the shark kingdom. 267 00:11:49,246 --> 00:11:50,789 Well, his money spends as good 268 00:11:50,873 --> 00:11:54,043 as the next guy-slash-fish- slash-bivalve. 269 00:11:54,126 --> 00:11:55,711 Did you run this by anyone? 270 00:11:55,794 --> 00:11:58,047 Nope. That's the great thing about being a king, 271 00:11:58,130 --> 00:11:59,840 I don't have to answer to no one. 272 00:11:59,924 --> 00:12:01,717 He's going to develop an outlet mall 273 00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:03,844 and a multiplex theater, food court. 274 00:12:03,928 --> 00:12:05,346 Hey, what's "fast casual?" 275 00:12:05,429 --> 00:12:06,889 'Cause he said that a lot. 276 00:12:06,972 --> 00:12:08,224 Have you considered 277 00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:11,560 maybe not selling our ancestral homeland? 278 00:12:11,644 --> 00:12:13,854 "Our"? Oh, oh, that's rich. 279 00:12:13,938 --> 00:12:15,231 Now Dad's dead, 280 00:12:15,314 --> 00:12:17,066 you show up swinging your double dick around 281 00:12:17,149 --> 00:12:18,234 like you have a say. 282 00:12:18,317 --> 00:12:19,985 You chose to go live on land 283 00:12:20,069 --> 00:12:22,238 and I was stuck here to deal with Dad. 284 00:12:22,321 --> 00:12:26,116 I had to be the good son, the one who followed the rules, 285 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,118 the one dealing with those diapers, ugh! 286 00:12:28,202 --> 00:12:31,330 And you know we all just shit in the water. 287 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:33,916 So if you got to wear a diaper down here, 288 00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:35,459 you know things are messed up. 289 00:12:35,543 --> 00:12:37,419 You're right. I should have been here to help more. 290 00:12:37,503 --> 00:12:39,088 Yeah, well, you weren't. 291 00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:41,048 But now it's my time to be selfish. 292 00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:42,800 And if you have a problem, 293 00:12:42,883 --> 00:12:45,844 why don't you do what you're good at and leave? 294 00:12:49,723 --> 00:12:50,933 Where are we? 295 00:12:51,016 --> 00:12:53,686 Oh, God! Is this immersive theater? Ugh! 296 00:12:53,769 --> 00:12:55,896 We demand to know who you're working for! 297 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:59,525 The name's Tetch. Jervis Tetch. 298 00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:01,986 More lamely known as the Mad Hatter. 299 00:13:02,069 --> 00:13:04,780 Well, I didn't take you for a "mad hater," 300 00:13:04,863 --> 00:13:07,449 considering how much you've been snooping around my shipments. 301 00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:09,368 You won't get away with this. 302 00:13:09,451 --> 00:13:11,954 It's only a matter of time until people know the truth about your hats. 303 00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:14,206 Wait, so you're the guy behind those weird hats? 304 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:15,958 They aren't "weird hats"! 305 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:19,670 You see, there's a reason for the unconventional design. 306 00:13:19,753 --> 00:13:20,963 The newsboy brim 307 00:13:21,046 --> 00:13:23,340 focuses the mind control of the frontal lobe, 308 00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:25,926 while the cowboy crown provides ample room 309 00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,636 for the processor and transmitter. 310 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,889 And soon, I will have an army of puppets! 311 00:13:32,641 --> 00:13:34,852 You fooled around with my plans, 312 00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:38,188 and now I'm going to fool around with you! 313 00:13:38,272 --> 00:13:41,442 Ugh! Great! Like we need another run-of-the-mill perv in Gotham. 314 00:13:41,525 --> 00:13:42,693 I'm not a perv. 315 00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:44,153 I... I torture and murder. 316 00:13:44,236 --> 00:13:45,613 Nothing gross. Is it the hat? 317 00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:46,864 It's the hat, isn't it? 318 00:13:50,909 --> 00:13:52,161 Ew! 319 00:13:52,244 --> 00:13:54,079 Oh, okay, so now you have a problem 320 00:13:54,163 --> 00:13:56,081 with my incredibly long pinky nail. 321 00:13:56,165 --> 00:13:58,626 Look, I don't have time to list all the reasons why you're pervy. 322 00:13:58,709 --> 00:13:59,752 So I'll leave ya to your business 323 00:13:59,835 --> 00:14:01,086 and just be on my merry way. 324 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,671 What you two aren't together? 325 00:14:02,755 --> 00:14:04,965 Us? She wishes. She screwed up my plans too. 326 00:14:05,049 --> 00:14:07,259 Oh, well, now, you seemed like friends. 327 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:10,512 Nope. Nope. Nope. 328 00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:12,973 I am not like her! 329 00:14:13,057 --> 00:14:16,310 I am like you. In the... In the broadest of senses. 330 00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:18,103 I am Harley Quinn. 331 00:14:18,187 --> 00:14:19,647 The Harley Quinn? 332 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:21,440 Get the heck out of here! 333 00:14:21,523 --> 00:14:24,401 I should have recognized that beautiful hair. 334 00:14:25,903 --> 00:14:27,780 Okay, it wasn't pervy, 335 00:14:27,863 --> 00:14:30,658 but I could see how it would seem pervy. 336 00:14:30,741 --> 00:14:32,743 Rabbits, rabbits, untie this one. 337 00:14:33,619 --> 00:14:35,204 'Kay. Cool. Great. 338 00:14:35,287 --> 00:14:36,705 Harley! 339 00:14:36,789 --> 00:14:38,832 You're just gonna, like, mind control her for a bit, right? 340 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,376 Have her do your evil bidding or something? 341 00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:43,428 I was actually thinking more along the lines 342 00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:45,130 of Chapter 6 of Through the Looking Glass. 343 00:14:45,214 --> 00:14:48,217 - That's the one where... - I haven't seen the movie yet. 344 00:14:49,468 --> 00:14:52,137 Uh, just text me later? 345 00:14:52,221 --> 00:14:53,221 Huh? 346 00:15:02,314 --> 00:15:04,024 Guilt makes you look very old. 347 00:15:04,108 --> 00:15:06,068 I look great, and I am in a hurry, okay? 348 00:15:06,151 --> 00:15:07,569 I have to kidnap Bruce Wayne. 349 00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,405 For our girlfriend. 350 00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:11,907 It doesn't matter how many times you push it, 351 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,409 it won't go any faster. 352 00:15:13,492 --> 00:15:15,703 Ugh! Leave it to Batgirl to make a simple kidnappin' 353 00:15:15,786 --> 00:15:17,246 so much harder than it needs to be! 354 00:15:17,329 --> 00:15:19,081 So does she deserve to be tortured 355 00:15:19,164 --> 00:15:21,291 by a creepy asshole like Jervis? 356 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,459 Yes! 357 00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:24,002 Maybe? Ugh. I don't know. 358 00:15:24,086 --> 00:15:26,088 And who names their kid Jervis anyway? 359 00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:27,464 - Right? - Jervis. 360 00:15:27,548 --> 00:15:28,757 Jervis. 361 00:15:28,841 --> 00:15:30,634 Would it be so bad to help Batgirl out? 362 00:15:30,718 --> 00:15:33,512 She's a member of the Bat Family. 363 00:15:33,595 --> 00:15:35,305 Hello? I shouldn't have to explain this to you! 364 00:15:35,389 --> 00:15:38,767 All right, jeez. All I'm saying is it would be a lot easier 365 00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:40,602 if she had a friend there to help her. 366 00:15:40,686 --> 00:15:42,020 I am not her friend! 367 00:15:42,104 --> 00:15:44,273 Who are you trying to convince? 368 00:15:44,356 --> 00:15:46,316 I should go back there, huh? 369 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,943 I'm not telling you what to do. 370 00:15:48,026 --> 00:15:50,112 I am simply talking it through with you. 371 00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:51,780 Helping you track your feelings. 372 00:15:51,864 --> 00:15:53,407 You know, this is why people hate therapy. 373 00:15:55,492 --> 00:15:57,953 Let's get this show on the road. 374 00:15:58,036 --> 00:15:59,830 Just sign pages two, three and nine. 375 00:15:59,913 --> 00:16:01,999 The lawyers will do the rest. 376 00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:04,126 Limited edish. Feather-bound tip. 377 00:16:04,209 --> 00:16:06,044 Platinum-embossed barrel. 378 00:16:06,128 --> 00:16:07,379 She drives real nice. 379 00:16:07,463 --> 00:16:08,922 Damn! 380 00:16:09,006 --> 00:16:10,966 I might have to get myself one of these after this deal. 381 00:16:11,049 --> 00:16:13,177 I like where your head's at. 382 00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:17,973 God. The hell? Should I call security? 383 00:16:18,056 --> 00:16:20,017 No, it's just my dumbass brother. 384 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,645 I get it. My brother's a dick too. 385 00:16:23,729 --> 00:16:25,606 - It's Aquaman. - Yeah, I know. 386 00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:27,483 Total dick. 387 00:16:27,566 --> 00:16:30,194 There's a door, like, three feet away from you. 388 00:16:30,277 --> 00:16:31,653 Why are you always so dramatic? 389 00:16:31,737 --> 00:16:32,988 You can't sell! 390 00:16:33,071 --> 00:16:34,698 This kingdom has been our family home 391 00:16:34,782 --> 00:16:36,617 for thousands of years. 392 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,535 Oh, wait, hold on a minute. We talkin' shark years or human years? 393 00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:40,954 Hah! Just doing the math. 394 00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:42,539 Sure, the kingdom has drawbacks, 395 00:16:42,623 --> 00:16:43,999 but think about the good times. 396 00:16:44,082 --> 00:16:46,376 Think about all the hijinks, the games, 397 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,545 the blood-crazed feeding frenzies. 398 00:16:48,629 --> 00:16:50,506 We'll always have those memories. 399 00:16:50,589 --> 00:16:52,591 Sharks don't get Alzheimer's, baby! 400 00:16:52,674 --> 00:16:54,885 I mean, that's actually the only thing they got right in Deep Blue Sea. 401 00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:57,679 I don't get why they deviated so much from the novel. 402 00:16:57,763 --> 00:16:59,515 Wait, stop. I know what you're doing 403 00:16:59,598 --> 00:17:00,808 and it won't work. 404 00:17:00,891 --> 00:17:02,518 I am selling and I'm moving up-current. 405 00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:04,436 Now, fuck off back to land. 406 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,313 Now, I can't let this sale go through. 407 00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:09,149 And how do you plan to stop it? 408 00:17:12,277 --> 00:17:13,862 I just need your signature, 409 00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:15,155 and one initial here before... 410 00:17:17,616 --> 00:17:20,369 This evening's entertainment! 411 00:17:20,452 --> 00:17:22,704 Each of you has a cup filled with tea, 412 00:17:22,788 --> 00:17:24,665 but some of you, or maybe all of you, 413 00:17:24,748 --> 00:17:27,042 have a spoonful of cyanide. 414 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,627 I'll give the pot a spin 415 00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:31,922 and whomever the spout lands on must drink. 416 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,176 No, that's good. 417 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:37,845 Yeah, for a moment there I thought you were gonna kill me 418 00:17:37,928 --> 00:17:39,388 because, you know, that's what you do. 419 00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:41,139 But, yeah, this is regular tea. 420 00:17:41,223 --> 00:17:44,184 I mean, you know, got a bit of a kick to it, but, uh... 421 00:17:44,268 --> 00:17:47,479 Oh, God! That burns so bad... 422 00:17:47,563 --> 00:17:49,189 "Earl Grey," she said. 423 00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:53,277 She said, "Earl Grey will make you dead." 424 00:17:54,903 --> 00:17:58,031 This is going to be fun, don't you think? 425 00:17:58,115 --> 00:18:00,033 This isn't creepy. 426 00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:01,410 My mom used to do this to me 427 00:18:01,493 --> 00:18:03,120 all the time while I was tied up. 428 00:18:04,955 --> 00:18:07,833 Round and round, I spin the wheel. 429 00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:11,461 When it stops, what pain you'll feel. 430 00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:14,965 Your turn. Drink up. 431 00:18:15,048 --> 00:18:17,134 No way! I'm not one of your goons. 432 00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:18,760 You can't make me do anything. 433 00:18:18,844 --> 00:18:20,596 Are you sure? 434 00:18:31,106 --> 00:18:32,190 Ouch! 435 00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:34,109 Hey, hat humper... We're not done! 436 00:18:34,192 --> 00:18:37,654 Well, well, well. Tea for two! 437 00:18:37,738 --> 00:18:40,574 Take her down! Kill the clown! 438 00:18:40,657 --> 00:18:44,703 And bring me their heads! 439 00:18:58,884 --> 00:19:00,636 Harley, please! 440 00:19:00,719 --> 00:19:03,597 Where is the honor amongst villains? 441 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,680 Hey, don't look at me. 442 00:19:04,723 --> 00:19:05,723 Look at her. 443 00:19:08,268 --> 00:19:09,561 Why are you smiling? 444 00:19:09,645 --> 00:19:11,229 You were seconds away from being puppeted 445 00:19:11,313 --> 00:19:13,065 by a leprechaun in a funky hat. 446 00:19:13,148 --> 00:19:14,316 I knew you'd come back. 447 00:19:14,399 --> 00:19:15,984 You may not be a bona fide hero, 448 00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,945 but you're not as ruthless as you think. 449 00:19:22,115 --> 00:19:23,492 - You were sayin'? - Yeesh. 450 00:19:23,575 --> 00:19:25,494 Did you really just kill him to contradict me? 451 00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:27,454 I like killing assholes. Don't read into it. 452 00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:29,122 Whatever you say... friend. 453 00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:31,541 We are in the area of friendship. 454 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,126 We're not making bracelets yet. 455 00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:35,379 We're not! 456 00:19:35,462 --> 00:19:38,131 Oh, and FYI, when someone texts LOL period, 457 00:19:38,215 --> 00:19:39,633 the conversation is over! 458 00:19:39,716 --> 00:19:42,219 Got it. Where you goin'? Off to do another good deed? 459 00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:43,470 LOL period! 460 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:52,521 Ugh! 461 00:19:52,604 --> 00:19:56,483 Bruce! Oh, Bruce. 462 00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:57,566 Selena! 463 00:19:58,443 --> 00:19:59,653 Hiya, Brucey! 464 00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:08,870 Ah! I knew it was two-roll job. 465 00:20:31,393 --> 00:20:33,020 Ow! Oh! 466 00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:48,160 Whoa! 467 00:21:03,925 --> 00:21:05,218 What are you gonna do, huh? 468 00:21:05,302 --> 00:21:08,305 Eat me like you did our other brothers? 469 00:21:08,388 --> 00:21:10,140 Oh, you know that was a mistake. 470 00:21:10,223 --> 00:21:13,143 I suffer from hypoglycemic-induced blackouts! 471 00:21:13,226 --> 00:21:15,729 All 13 times? 472 00:21:15,812 --> 00:21:17,939 My beautiful helmet! 473 00:21:20,692 --> 00:21:22,069 You don't have to do this alone. 474 00:21:22,152 --> 00:21:23,945 We could work this out, make our own rules. 475 00:21:24,029 --> 00:21:26,281 Maybe figure out a system where we alternate duties, 476 00:21:26,364 --> 00:21:28,575 you know, give us both time to pursue our passions. 477 00:21:28,658 --> 00:21:30,827 There's a lot of great scheduling apps out there. 478 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,960 Oh, God, Jesus! 479 00:21:39,044 --> 00:21:41,922 I don't want the helmet back. 480 00:21:47,094 --> 00:21:48,387 I didn't want this. 481 00:21:50,097 --> 00:21:52,849 So, did we leave room for dessert? 482 00:22:00,816 --> 00:22:03,110 Shit, I just did this then minutes ago. 483 00:22:04,402 --> 00:22:06,822 Ah! Harls? 484 00:22:06,905 --> 00:22:08,281 Who has two thumbs to break 485 00:22:08,365 --> 00:22:10,283 and a full set of teeth to yank out... 486 00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:11,993 This guy! 487 00:22:12,077 --> 00:22:15,497 Mommy, come back. I'll be a good boy. 488 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:18,959 Oh, shit. Okay, so there's that baggage you were talking about. 489 00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:21,336 I cannot be here when he wakes up. 490 00:22:28,427 --> 00:22:33,427 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -