1
00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:01,929
_

2
00:00:03,945 --> 00:00:06,674
Governor's lettin' out a
bunch of non-violent inmates

3
00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:10,068
because of the Coronavirus, and
you dumbasses are two of them.

4
00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:12,070
- I thought you weren't a criminal.
- I'm not.

5
00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:15,307
But you don't spend 26 years in
prison without learning a few things.

6
00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:16,896
That's a Claude van Woodson.

7
00:00:16,922 --> 00:00:19,498
It's probably worth half a million
dollars if we can get our hands on it.

8
00:00:19,524 --> 00:00:20,857
Half a...

9
00:00:21,469 --> 00:00:24,740
- I found your parents.
- Seriously? They're alive?

10
00:00:25,354 --> 00:00:27,398
- Hello?
- Mom?

11
00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,319
- Dad?
- Jack?

12
00:00:30,345 --> 00:00:31,680
It's me!

13
00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,032
Rooster, what's up, buddy?

14
00:00:34,058 --> 00:00:36,636
Look who's ridin' shotgun who I
been havin' frequent sex with.

15
00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:39,373
It's Wiggles, your old girlfriend,
in case you ain't see.

16
00:00:39,399 --> 00:00:41,667
And I been havin' frequent sex
with her, in case you ain't hear.

17
00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:44,295
Why do you have a picture
of Rooster's pecker?

18
00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,177
I'm sorry. Whose pecker is that?!

19
00:00:50,154 --> 00:00:51,232
Hi...

20
00:00:51,590 --> 00:00:52,809
Hi...

21
00:00:53,349 --> 00:00:54,693
Excuse me...

22
00:00:55,582 --> 00:00:56,904
Hello...

23
00:00:58,279 --> 00:00:59,886
- Hello...
- _

24
00:00:59,912 --> 00:01:01,162
Hello...

25
00:01:01,188 --> 00:01:02,425
See you tomorrow, Bob.

26
00:01:02,451 --> 00:01:05,649
Thanks for helping me get my
necklace out of that guy's beard.

27
00:01:05,701 --> 00:01:06,723
Hello.

28
00:01:06,951 --> 00:01:08,904
Excuse me. Hi....

29
00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:12,076
I was... I was wondering if maybe...

30
00:01:13,099 --> 00:01:15,810
- I just wanted to give this to you.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

31
00:01:15,836 --> 00:01:18,898
We can't accept gifts from customers
once we're off the clock.

32
00:01:18,924 --> 00:01:20,216
It's a real bummer.

33
00:01:20,242 --> 00:01:23,099
I had to turn down a baby turtle once.

34
00:01:23,641 --> 00:01:25,300
Oh, I'm not a customer.

35
00:01:25,451 --> 00:01:27,212
My mom wouldn't even let me go in there.

36
00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:30,404
I saw you at Pizza Hut last summer.

37
00:01:30,559 --> 00:01:34,265
You ordered a pepperoni and
pineapple with extra napkins.

38
00:01:34,291 --> 00:01:37,252
I went into the bathroom
to practice saying hello.

39
00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,904
I came out, and you were gone.

40
00:01:40,599 --> 00:01:42,998
I even got a job there,
hoping that you'd come back,

41
00:01:43,024 --> 00:01:44,284
but you never did.

42
00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:47,650
Yeah, I think their root
beer gave me diarrhea,

43
00:01:47,676 --> 00:01:49,803
so I go to Little Caesars now.

44
00:01:49,842 --> 00:01:52,428
You got a job at Pizza Hut for me?

45
00:01:52,454 --> 00:01:54,823
Oh, it was just for,
like, a couple months.

46
00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:57,185
I thought I'd never see
you again, but then...

47
00:01:57,714 --> 00:02:00,099
- I drove by you on the sign.
- _

48
00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,369
What's your name?

49
00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,167
Rooster.

50
00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:06,654
Rooster.

51
00:02:06,795 --> 00:02:09,146
Like the king of the chickens.

52
00:02:09,314 --> 00:02:10,795
Exotic.

53
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,779
Screw this.

54
00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:36,065
It's the craziest thing.

55
00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:40,012
When I got locked up, they had,
what, three types of Gatorade?

56
00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:43,948
I went to the grocery store this
morning, and there was this wall.

57
00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,825
Like, a hundred varieties.

58
00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:49,716
Blue Cherry, Green Apple,
something called Frost.

59
00:03:49,742 --> 00:03:51,737
I didn't... I didn't
know where to start.

60
00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,234
I'm sorry, what did you ask me?

61
00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:56,111
The name of the town you're in.

62
00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,113
Oh, that's right. Kimberton.

63
00:03:58,139 --> 00:04:00,742
We've learned a lot about
marijuana since you got arrested.

64
00:04:00,768 --> 00:04:02,076
Turns out, it's great!

65
00:04:02,102 --> 00:04:03,266
Have you tried the gummies?

66
00:04:03,292 --> 00:04:05,746
No, I haven't had the
opportunity to indulge.

67
00:04:05,772 --> 00:04:06,930
Oh, you're gonna love it.

68
00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:10,000
You bite the head off a gummy bear,
Wolf Blitzer becomes hysterical!

69
00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,877
We can't wait to see you.

70
00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:15,344
I suppose you can't come to San
Diego until it's safe to visit.

71
00:04:15,370 --> 00:04:17,961
When you do, don't
make a big show of it.

72
00:04:17,986 --> 00:04:19,617
Our neighbor's nephew,

73
00:04:19,643 --> 00:04:22,047
he stands out front and
plays the violin for them.

74
00:04:22,073 --> 00:04:23,849
Same song over and over.

75
00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:25,836
Last Tuesday, I threw my soup at him.

76
00:04:25,862 --> 00:04:29,269
Oh, God. I'm just glad you
have a free place to stay.

77
00:04:29,295 --> 00:04:32,506
Actually, I might be able to
move to my own place soon.

78
00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:36,229
My roommates might be upset if they
knew, but I have a job interview today.

79
00:04:36,255 --> 00:04:38,195
You're kidding. For what?

80
00:04:38,221 --> 00:04:39,531
Oh, you're gonna love this.

81
00:04:39,557 --> 00:04:41,704
In prison, I got a
teaching degree online,

82
00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:44,628
and there's an opening at
the local high school.

83
00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,886
Son of a bitch.

84
00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:53,127
So, what are you gonna wear?

85
00:04:53,153 --> 00:04:54,469
Do you have a suit?

86
00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:57,548
No, just Dad's tux that
I went to court in,

87
00:04:57,574 --> 00:04:59,383
but the prison moths did a number on it.

88
00:04:59,409 --> 00:05:00,524
Do you think I need one?

89
00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:04,057
Of course you need one. You need to
dress like the man you wanna be.

90
00:05:41,143 --> 00:05:47,424
www.subtitulamos.tv

91
00:05:48,127 --> 00:05:50,265
_

92
00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:53,033
_

93
00:06:05,682 --> 00:06:08,432
_

94
00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,999
Don't be puttin' no toe nails in
there, tryin' to get a free dog again.

95
00:06:21,025 --> 00:06:22,841
Nah, it's an engagement ring.

96
00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,429
Oh, shit!

97
00:06:24,455 --> 00:06:26,744
Look at Casanova up in here!

98
00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:28,407
Good luck!

99
00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,406
What'd you say you wanted again?

100
00:06:32,432 --> 00:06:35,270
Half Mello Yello, half
orange, and half root beer.

101
00:06:35,401 --> 00:06:38,760
I tried that a few times,
but it kept spilling.

102
00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,674
Dogs are a little chucky today.

103
00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,025
Rooster!

104
00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:57,751
Shit.

105
00:06:57,835 --> 00:07:00,003
What did I tell you about
hanging out with this trash?

106
00:07:00,145 --> 00:07:01,521
Mom, you're embarrassing me.

107
00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:04,675
Oh, and my son dating a
stripper isn't embarrassing?

108
00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:05,804
Stripper?

109
00:07:05,830 --> 00:07:08,244
I dance in a
bikini, Mrs. Martinez.

110
00:07:08,285 --> 00:07:10,117
It's a completely different union.

111
00:07:10,143 --> 00:07:11,390
And you should work there too.

112
00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:14,900
You're still sexy and beautiful, even
if you don't always feel like it.

113
00:07:15,838 --> 00:07:18,355
Why is she complimenting me
when I'm being mean to her?

114
00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,049
- She's nice.
- It's creepy.

115
00:07:21,369 --> 00:07:23,152
You need to make a choice.

116
00:07:23,178 --> 00:07:26,398
Do you want a mother or whatever
this trash calls herself?

117
00:07:26,424 --> 00:07:29,382
And keep in mind, if you choose her,

118
00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:33,635
you're gonna be doing your own laundry and making
your own pizza bagels for the rest of your life.

119
00:07:44,869 --> 00:07:46,447
I'm sorry.

120
00:07:47,324 --> 00:07:48,742
She's my mom.

121
00:08:16,214 --> 00:08:19,682
Relax, asshole! I'm trying
to have a memory here!

122
00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,346
Why politics?

123
00:08:32,444 --> 00:08:36,096
Honestly, I got into politics
because I was bored.

124
00:08:37,682 --> 00:08:40,195
People think being rich is easy,

125
00:08:40,221 --> 00:08:42,275
but when you don't have to work,

126
00:08:42,301 --> 00:08:45,208
figuring out a way to fill up
your day is a full-time job.

127
00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,628
Hey, Barb. You got an
old suit I can borrow?

128
00:08:47,654 --> 00:08:49,486
What do you need a suit for?

129
00:08:49,854 --> 00:08:52,666
My parents told me I got an
uncle that lives nearby.

130
00:08:52,692 --> 00:08:55,117
They asked me to go visit him,
but I wanted to look nice.

131
00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:58,622
Sorry. My father only had one
suit and we buried him in it.

132
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,749
I have a shovel in the garage.

133
00:09:00,775 --> 00:09:03,059
Yeah, I told my uncle I'd
see him today at 2:30,

134
00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,359
so I'm not sure I got
time to dig up a body.

135
00:09:05,385 --> 00:09:08,924
Try Goodwill. And while you're out,
pick up some baby powder, would you?

136
00:09:08,994 --> 00:09:11,744
Mine's disappeared and I like
to sprinkle it on the floor

137
00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:14,028
to follow the mouse
footprints to their hideout.

138
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,533
Wait, you have mice?

139
00:09:16,438 --> 00:09:18,697
Yeah, it's a house.

140
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,477
Thanks.

141
00:09:20,921 --> 00:09:25,101
Hold on. I think I found something
to help us rob the Congresswoman.

142
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,817
All right, well...

143
00:09:28,843 --> 00:09:32,692
The third wife of food additive
tycoon Horace Tackleberry

144
00:09:32,718 --> 00:09:36,201
is, in fact, quite wealthy,
thanks to her husband's father,

145
00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:37,982
who invented Red Dye Number 39.

146
00:09:38,008 --> 00:09:42,331
We get a penny every time
someone bites into a Twizzler

147
00:09:42,357 --> 00:09:45,621
or slurps down a spoonful
of cherry Jell-o.

148
00:09:45,647 --> 00:09:47,144
And those pennies add up.

149
00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,264
Americans love their red foods.

150
00:09:49,686 --> 00:09:53,483
Tackleberry insisted on giving us
a tour of her palatial estate,

151
00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,945
pointing out some of her
favorite possessions:

152
00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:59,467
salt and pepper shakers from
Saddam Hussein's winter home,

153
00:09:59,522 --> 00:10:02,269
an expansive art collection,
including many pieces

154
00:10:02,295 --> 00:10:05,183
she didn't seem to realize
were hung upside down,

155
00:10:05,209 --> 00:10:09,651
stained-glass windows purchased
in the Notre Dame Fire fire sale,

156
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:13,238
and her favorite toy, an
automatic dog treat feeder

157
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:16,858
she can control with her
phone to check in on...

158
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:20,829
and feed her beloved Doberman
named Birthday Girl.

159
00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:24,056
But one thing Tackleberry
doesn't want to boast about

160
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:28,179
are reports of her dumping
millions in personal stocks

161
00:10:28,205 --> 00:10:32,304
while assuring the public that the virus
was nothing to be concerned with.

162
00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:36,053
The administration is confident
that the virus won't reach America,

163
00:10:36,079 --> 00:10:38,062
so there is no need to panic.

164
00:10:38,261 --> 00:10:42,139
That said, if you do wanna start washing
your hands, no one's gonna stop you.

165
00:10:42,929 --> 00:10:45,512
Were you dumping stocks
right at that moment?

166
00:10:45,538 --> 00:10:47,314
I only agreed to do this interview

167
00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:50,312
because you promised you
wouldn't ask that question.

168
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,238
How is any of this boring
shit gonna help us figure out

169
00:10:55,264 --> 00:10:57,975
how to break into this woman's
house and steal that painting?

170
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,468
Check it out.

171
00:10:59,552 --> 00:11:01,761
See these security cameras
inside her house?

172
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,122
They're everywhere.
And they're wireless.

173
00:11:04,155 --> 00:11:08,163
We tap into her Wi-Fi and we get
24-hour surveillance inside her home.

174
00:11:08,437 --> 00:11:10,179
We need her password.

175
00:11:10,205 --> 00:11:14,469
That is not my area of expertise, but
I do know someone that can help.

176
00:11:15,697 --> 00:11:17,782
You typed the "N" backwards, genius.

177
00:11:17,808 --> 00:11:19,187
It's Russian.

178
00:11:19,491 --> 00:11:22,765
Well... it's still backwards.

179
00:11:25,609 --> 00:11:28,336
_

180
00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:35,875
_

181
00:11:55,444 --> 00:11:56,516
Hey.

182
00:11:57,777 --> 00:11:59,727
What do you want?

183
00:12:01,205 --> 00:12:04,391
I just wanna talk, you know? I miss you.

184
00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:08,516
It's too bad. You made your
choice and you chose Mommy.

185
00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:10,318
I'm with Melvin now,

186
00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,941
who, by the way, found a picture
of your wiener in his house

187
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:15,196
and he thinks you're up to something.

188
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:19,784
Yeah, well, it's not my wiener.

189
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,813
That's weird 'cause it looks like yours.

190
00:12:22,962 --> 00:12:25,662
Maybe it's someone who's
part of a dopple gang?

191
00:12:25,688 --> 00:12:27,414
My dad told me about the dopple gangs

192
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,223
when I saw someone who
looked exactly like him

193
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,529
trying on women's shoes
at the flea market.

194
00:12:31,555 --> 00:12:34,186
One dog per person today.
I'm low on supplies.

195
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,964
Partner up on napkins too.

196
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,321
Pick a side and stick with it
so you're not trading germs.

197
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,198
Wait, we don't gotta pay for these?

198
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:49,665
No. Almost everyone in the building
lost their jobs because of COVID,

199
00:12:49,691 --> 00:12:52,652
so Wanda's feeding people
until they catch that bat

200
00:12:52,678 --> 00:12:54,583
that's making everyone sick.

201
00:12:55,415 --> 00:12:57,511
Look, I messed up, okay?

202
00:12:57,607 --> 00:13:00,129
Just give me a second chance.

203
00:13:00,995 --> 00:13:04,925
I wish we could go back to that day where I
put that engagement ring in your hot dog.

204
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,787
You put an engagement
ring in my hot dog?

205
00:13:07,813 --> 00:13:11,464
- Yeah, that day at Wanda's when...
- Oh, my God, that's where it came from!

206
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,308
I heard a clink in the toilet, looked
down and saw something sparkle.

207
00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:16,800
Oysters make pearls, and I thought
that maybe I made a ring.

208
00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:20,387
No, I bought you that ring
'cause I wanted to propose.

209
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:21,727
I still do.

210
00:13:21,753 --> 00:13:24,888
Look, just give me back the ring
and I can put it in that hot dog

211
00:13:24,914 --> 00:13:26,875
and we can start all over.

212
00:13:27,144 --> 00:13:29,518
I love you, Wiggles Rosenstein.

213
00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:31,956
Rooster...

214
00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:35,925
You know, you can't just...

215
00:13:36,277 --> 00:13:39,456
- I don't even have that ring anymore.
- What?

216
00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:43,206
Well, nobody's making any money, so we're
all just trading stuff with each other.

217
00:13:43,232 --> 00:13:46,258
I gave the ring to the dog
groomer in 2J for free haircuts,

218
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:49,792
and she gave it to the drug
dealer in 1C for some cocaine.

219
00:13:58,019 --> 00:14:01,659
Sorry. I didn't know that
the ring was from you.

220
00:14:01,706 --> 00:14:04,738
But it doesn't matter.
What's done is done.

221
00:14:04,764 --> 00:14:06,362
The universe decided what should happen

222
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,347
and God is the universe's boss,

223
00:14:08,373 --> 00:14:11,938
so if God wanted us to be together,
he would tell the universe

224
00:14:11,964 --> 00:14:16,022
to put that ring in another hot
dog and then I would swallow it

225
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:19,964
and then I would poop it out again and
then I would clean it off real good

226
00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:22,128
and then I would marry you.

227
00:14:25,794 --> 00:14:27,880
But that's not what God wants.

228
00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:38,652
- Hundred bucks.
- I'm not here to buy coke.

229
00:14:38,813 --> 00:14:41,357
If you're not here for...
Hey, watch out, homie.

230
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,313
If you're not here for
coke, what you want?

231
00:14:45,339 --> 00:14:47,027
I wanna buy that ring on your finger.

232
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,763
I'll give you everything I have:

233
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:53,018
240 bucks and a rock that looks
like it might be from outer space.

234
00:14:53,044 --> 00:14:54,509
I'll take it.

235
00:14:55,226 --> 00:14:58,644
As a down payment. Come back
when you have ten grand.

236
00:15:00,472 --> 00:15:02,668
You hear what I said to that asshole?

237
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,152
I said, "Come back when
you have ten grand."

238
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,402
_

239
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,441
What are you doing?

240
00:15:42,623 --> 00:15:44,748
Smellin' for mouse piss.

241
00:15:46,138 --> 00:15:49,199
Hey, Ma, you still got that gun
that I got you for Mother's Day?

242
00:15:49,225 --> 00:15:51,623
- It's in my underwear drawer. Why?
- I need it.

243
00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:53,135
And I'm taking the Pacer

244
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,471
'cause I can't hold the gun and
steer my bike at the same time.

245
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,654
Rooster. You know the rule with the gun.

246
00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:01,518
We have a hundred-second
cooling off period.

247
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,552
Now get down here and start countin'.

248
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,459
Hot damn! It's Russia!

249
00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:19,435
Gloria's trying to hack into the
Congresswoman's security cameras,

250
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:22,607
so she's talking to some crazy chick
in Russia to get the password.

251
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,826
Shit is bananas!

252
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,279
No time. My uncle's
expecting me in 45 minutes.

253
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:36,667
She says she could give us a
password, but she needs five grand.

254
00:16:36,693 --> 00:16:38,707
Five-thousand dollars for a word?

255
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:41,409
Well, what can I say, you gotta
spend money to steal money.

256
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,490
Yo, this guy I'm about to
rob has a ton of cash.

257
00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:46,920
- If Jack comes with me, we could probably just...
- How high did you count?

258
00:16:47,599 --> 00:16:48,904
Thirty-six.

259
00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:50,513
Thirty-seven...

260
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,654
Hey, Barb, do you have any makeup, so I
can cover this stupid prison tattoo?

261
00:16:54,687 --> 00:16:55,958
Check my purse.

262
00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:57,941
Jack, we need five grand.

263
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,951
Which I have a perfect solution for.

264
00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:03,144
How would you like to rob
an asshole drug dealer

265
00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:05,810
who lives down the hallway from Wiggles?
I was just there.

266
00:17:05,835 --> 00:17:07,089
Hold the phone.

267
00:17:07,115 --> 00:17:09,298
What were you doing hanging
out with that trash?

268
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,199
She's not trash.

269
00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:13,950
And what the hell were you
doing in her apartment?

270
00:17:13,976 --> 00:17:16,896
She had one of my game controllers.
I just went to get it back.

271
00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:20,915
- Look, if we leave now, we could probably just...
- Yeah, today's not ideal for me.

272
00:17:21,056 --> 00:17:22,595
Besides, it's too risky.

273
00:17:22,621 --> 00:17:25,424
You rob regular people,
they call the cops.

274
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,260
You rob drug dealers, they
come looking for you.

275
00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:29,796
Come on, this is perfect.

276
00:17:29,822 --> 00:17:32,296
If they come looking for us,
you could kick his ass.

277
00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:34,282
I'm sorry, man, that's
not really my vibe.

278
00:17:34,308 --> 00:17:35,351
Okay.

279
00:17:35,377 --> 00:17:38,817
No wonder you're a goody two shoes,
'cause you don't really have any choice.

280
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,326
I wish I knew you couldn't
fight when we were cellmates.

281
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,052
I would've made you clean the
toothpaste out the sink.

282
00:17:44,078 --> 00:17:46,421
Well, I guess you squandered
your opportunity.

283
00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:50,471
Screw him.

284
00:17:50,648 --> 00:17:53,490
Anyone wanna come with me or
am I robbin' this guy alone?

285
00:17:53,516 --> 00:17:54,767
You're not robbing anyone.

286
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,967
If Jack says it's too
risky, it's too risky.

287
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,469
We'll figure out another
way to get the money.

288
00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,996
This is bullshit!

289
00:18:00,022 --> 00:18:03,015
How come Jack gets to make all the rules?
I'm a grown-ass man!

290
00:18:05,991 --> 00:18:09,953
Forty-two... forty-three...
forty-four...

291
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,345
How's it going?

292
00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:17,529
Well, my arm's sweating,
so it's not sticking.

293
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,687
I tried rolling on some deodorant
as primer, but it's not working.

294
00:18:20,713 --> 00:18:22,203
Here, let me.

295
00:18:39,671 --> 00:18:41,505
- Can I help you?
- Is your son home?

296
00:18:41,531 --> 00:18:42,934
No. Why?

297
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,431
Just wanted to check in on him.

298
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,437
You know, one Eskimo brother to another.

299
00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:48,268
Make sure he wasn't
harboring any ill will

300
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,794
about me sticking my ding-a-ling
in his ex's thing-a-ling.

301
00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:53,007
Wiggles? He's over her.

302
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:55,656
Tossed her out like a pee
bottle on the interstate.

303
00:18:56,681 --> 00:18:58,992
Well, still. Tell Rooster
I'd like to chat.

304
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,257
You haven't come over to buy
toilet paper in a while.

305
00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:05,287
Been constipated.

306
00:19:10,197 --> 00:19:11,802
Hey, you guys seen Rooster?

307
00:19:11,828 --> 00:19:14,237
I saw him go into your
room a little while ago.

308
00:19:14,263 --> 00:19:15,523
Shit!

309
00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:16,945
What?

310
00:19:21,499 --> 00:19:22,796
Shit!

311
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:26,791
Shit!

312
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,324
He's gonna get himself killed.

313
00:19:32,877 --> 00:19:34,124
Shit.

314
00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,132
Last one.

315
00:19:47,158 --> 00:19:49,726
Hey, sorry, folks, I'm all out.

316
00:19:50,141 --> 00:19:51,148
Sorry.

317
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:47,671
What the hell you doin', you pervert?
There's kids around here.

318
00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:48,883
I'm not a pervert.

319
00:20:48,909 --> 00:20:51,165
I was just trying to get
something out of my pants.

320
00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:55,087
Shit!

321
00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:58,181
Tough guy comin' to get his ring, huh?

322
00:20:58,322 --> 00:20:59,798
Pick him up, boys.

323
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,908
Nah, come on. Don't pick me up, boys.

324
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:06,056
And we're gonna have a little chat.

325
00:21:31,399 --> 00:21:33,881
Sorry, sweetheart, I had
to call off the dogs.

326
00:21:33,907 --> 00:21:37,805
If I ever get one of those stimulus checks, I
might be able to start feedin' people again.

327
00:21:43,321 --> 00:21:45,914
Hey, have some respect
for people's privacy.

328
00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:47,992
I'm trying to pay my plumber.

329
00:21:54,696 --> 00:21:57,942
Shit, we're gonna have
some fun, lover boy.

330
00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:00,419
Tryin' to steal my ring
for your girl, huh?

331
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,680
We're gonna play "Wheel of Fortune."

332
00:22:02,934 --> 00:22:06,282
I spin the wheel and we find
out what your fortune is.

333
00:22:12,826 --> 00:22:14,727
Let's try again.

334
00:22:15,837 --> 00:22:17,539
Goddamn it.

335
00:22:20,262 --> 00:22:21,930
You know how to fight, kid?

336
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,753
I used to wrestle in high school.
Does that count?

337
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,117
No.

338
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:30,758
Unless you ever wrestled three gang
members with toothbrush shivs.

339
00:22:31,122 --> 00:22:33,579
No worries, just keep your eyes open.

340
00:22:33,605 --> 00:22:35,848
You'll learn how to
take care of yourself.

341
00:22:40,723 --> 00:22:43,528
Hold up, we got a customer.

342
00:22:50,519 --> 00:22:51,886
Hundred bucks.

343
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,601
Shoot this fool!

344
00:24:49,017 --> 00:24:51,299
- Why'd you kick me?
- They can't know we're together

345
00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:52,939
or they'll come after you.

346
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:54,400
I'm sorry.

347
00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:22,750
Where'd you learn to do all that?

348
00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:49,210
What's all that about?

349
00:25:49,236 --> 00:25:51,447
You seen the spider tattoo on his neck?

350
00:25:51,473 --> 00:25:52,516
Yeah.

351
00:25:52,542 --> 00:25:55,554
That spider tattoo means
he's in the Serbian Mafia.

352
00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:58,117
Anybody who's in the drug
game knows not to mess

353
00:25:58,142 --> 00:25:59,726
with the Serbian Mafia.

354
00:26:14,613 --> 00:26:15,978
Serbians.

355
00:26:18,270 --> 00:26:20,299
Serbians!

356
00:26:30,813 --> 00:26:32,215
Rooster's fine.

357
00:26:32,537 --> 00:26:33,783
I gotta go.

358
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,845
Hello, old friend.

359
00:26:47,846 --> 00:26:49,971
_

360
00:26:49,997 --> 00:26:52,127
_

361
00:26:53,095 --> 00:26:54,971
First of all, I'd like
to thank all the moms

362
00:26:54,997 --> 00:26:57,163
for helping us continue
athletics from home.

363
00:26:57,189 --> 00:27:00,244
So, so crucial to helping us
maintain normalcy for the kids

364
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:01,936
while we get through this pandemic.

365
00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:05,572
_

366
00:27:08,385 --> 00:27:10,087
Hunter, where's your mother?

367
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:13,771
She's in the hot tub doing synchronized
swimming practice with my sister.

368
00:27:13,797 --> 00:27:16,377
Okay, well, try not to get bit.

369
00:27:21,799 --> 00:27:25,478
Hey, I'm here about the English
teacher slash wrestling coach job.

370
00:27:25,822 --> 00:27:27,125
Thank God.

371
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,482
The old coach took early
retirement because of the virus

372
00:27:29,508 --> 00:27:30,968
and I have no idea what I'm doing.

373
00:27:30,994 --> 00:27:32,963
- I'll meet you out front in a sec.
- Okay.

374
00:27:34,158 --> 00:27:37,370
Kyle, let go your mother's neck.
She's turning blue.

375
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,564
Sorry about the distance.

376
00:27:41,056 --> 00:27:42,477
It's county protocol.

377
00:27:42,608 --> 00:27:43,838
No problem.

378
00:27:49,105 --> 00:27:50,502
Is this resume in pencil?

379
00:27:50,588 --> 00:27:51,578
Yeah.

380
00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:55,518
I don't have a printer, so I just
traced the letters from the newspaper.

381
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,244
Okay.

382
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:01,650
Boy Scouts, high school
wrestling team...

383
00:28:01,924 --> 00:28:03,031
Homecoming court.

384
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:05,416
Not the king, just part of the court.

385
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,439
- Still a thrill.
- I bet.

386
00:28:09,393 --> 00:28:13,674
You did some dog sitting from
1990 through 1994 and...

387
00:28:14,338 --> 00:28:16,572
I'm seeing a bit of a lull.

388
00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:19,978
Is there a reason why you didn't list
your job at the extermination company?

389
00:28:21,541 --> 00:28:23,900
This is just a loner because...

390
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,057
Okay, this is something I
didn't wanna get into, but...

391
00:28:28,978 --> 00:28:30,846
I have a bit of a history

392
00:28:30,872 --> 00:28:34,885
some people might jump to unfortunate
conclusions about upon hearing.

393
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:38,042
I spent the last 26 years in prison.

394
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,783
- Really?
- Yeah, it's not as bad as it sounds.

395
00:28:40,809 --> 00:28:43,245
I sold some pot and it was
back when they had mandatory

396
00:28:43,271 --> 00:28:45,283
- minimums, so I...
- I love prison.

397
00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:46,859
- Excuse me?
- I love it.

398
00:28:46,885 --> 00:28:49,283
I really do.
Can't get enough.

399
00:28:49,309 --> 00:28:52,486
Orange Is the New Black, Shawshank, Oz.

400
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,337
You remember Oz?

401
00:28:54,363 --> 00:28:57,518
Oh, man. Is that a prison tattoo?

402
00:28:58,471 --> 00:29:00,064
Oh, yeah.

403
00:29:00,270 --> 00:29:04,080
It's a two and a seven 'cause
I was dealt a bad hand.

404
00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:06,236
The guy even put little pot leaves.

405
00:29:07,205 --> 00:29:09,033
That is so cool.

406
00:29:09,064 --> 00:29:11,143
Listen, I'd love to hire you.

407
00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:14,171
Thank you so much. You are
not gonna regret this.

408
00:29:14,204 --> 00:29:16,929
Man. My parents are gonna flip.

409
00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:19,406
They were both teachers, so this
is gonna make them super proud.

410
00:29:19,432 --> 00:29:21,932
Yes, well, this is awkward.

411
00:29:22,224 --> 00:29:23,481
I wasn't finished.

412
00:29:23,507 --> 00:29:27,135
The state won't allow me to hire a
teacher with a felony drug conviction.

413
00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:29,993
Wait, what? Are you kidding me?

414
00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:33,853
No, I wish I was 'cause you
seem like a great guy.

415
00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:36,353
Have you considered
being an exterminator?

416
00:29:36,379 --> 00:29:37,682
Shirt looks nice.

417
00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,588
Red seems to agree with you.

418
00:29:41,717 --> 00:29:43,392
I wanted to teach.

419
00:29:45,205 --> 00:29:48,494
You could teach those bugs a
lesson for coming into the house.

420
00:29:50,862 --> 00:29:52,150
I'm just trying to help.

421
00:30:17,078 --> 00:30:19,193
Hey, was your uncle excited to meet you?

422
00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:21,679
I had an uncle I met later in life.
His name was Uncle Nate.

423
00:30:21,705 --> 00:30:23,563
Nice guy, but he was kind of handsy.

424
00:30:23,710 --> 00:30:26,281
But he had Bell's palsy, so it
wasn't too hard to fight him off.

425
00:30:26,307 --> 00:30:27,675
His wife was a piece of work.

426
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,710
Everyone called her Bunny, but she
looked more like a turkey to me.

427
00:30:29,736 --> 00:30:31,015
She had a long, flabby chin.

428
00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:33,054
It looked like her mouth had
melted down into her neck,

429
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,818
but, boy, she could sing like an angel.

430
00:30:35,844 --> 00:30:37,710
I'll tell you this one thing...

431
00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:41,522
What are you doing?

432
00:30:41,581 --> 00:30:42,710
I'm leaving.

433
00:30:42,736 --> 00:30:45,386
Are you moving in with your uncle?
Can I come? There's mice here.

434
00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:48,007
There is no uncle. I
had a job interview.

435
00:30:48,033 --> 00:30:50,198
A job interview? For what?

436
00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:52,434
An English teacher who
also coaches wrestling.

437
00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:54,879
But it doesn't matter because
apparently you can't be a teacher

438
00:30:54,905 --> 00:30:56,648
if you've been in prison
for selling drugs.

439
00:30:56,674 --> 00:30:58,268
Why would you wanna be
an English teacher?

440
00:30:58,294 --> 00:30:59,841
Who also coaches wrestling.

441
00:30:59,867 --> 00:31:03,770
Probably also would have done carpool
drop-off duty and chaperoned dances.

442
00:31:03,796 --> 00:31:05,091
I would've crushed it.

443
00:31:05,117 --> 00:31:07,116
But we're gonna make bank
off this Congresswoman.

444
00:31:07,142 --> 00:31:09,356
You stole enough cash to get
the password, and from here,

445
00:31:09,382 --> 00:31:12,052
- it's only a matter of time.
- I'm not robbing any Congresswoman.

446
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,872
I don't wanna be doing
any of this bullshit.

447
00:31:13,898 --> 00:31:16,015
I could have been killed
today because of Rooster.

448
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,114
It's not who I am. I'm not a criminal.

449
00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:21,505
Yeah, you keep saying that,
but you helped us Rob Melvin.

450
00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:24,075
- You helped us rob the vet clinic...
- They were shitty people.

451
00:31:24,231 --> 00:31:26,900
And even then, I went and
snuck some of our cash

452
00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:28,911
to good people, to feel okay about it.

453
00:31:28,937 --> 00:31:32,600
I stole because I thought I had no
choice, but I do and I'm leaving.

454
00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:34,100
To where?

455
00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,878
Parents in San Diego.

456
00:31:36,481 --> 00:31:39,585
If I had to leave a couple of bottles
behind, what flavor would you drink?

457
00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:42,231
Jack, you can't leave me
here with these idiots.

458
00:31:42,257 --> 00:31:44,075
I can't rob the Congresswoman alone.

459
00:31:44,101 --> 00:31:47,028
Today Barb asked if we'll see
ghosts on the security cameras.

460
00:31:47,054 --> 00:31:49,033
Well, let me know if you do.

461
00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:51,265
- Excuse me.
- Well...

462
00:31:51,453 --> 00:31:52,968
- Okay.
- Yeah.

463
00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:55,998
What if you could be a
teacher after we're done?

464
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,208
I told you they won't
let me be a teacher.

465
00:31:58,292 --> 00:31:59,752
So stop being you.

466
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,109
You think I only know people
who can get passwords?

467
00:32:02,135 --> 00:32:04,163
I can get you a brand-new identity,

468
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:06,036
passport, Social Security card,

469
00:32:06,062 --> 00:32:08,093
driver's license, any name you want.

470
00:32:08,119 --> 00:32:11,423
Frank or Doug or Travis.
Any of those sound good?

471
00:32:11,449 --> 00:32:12,820
You could start fresh.

472
00:32:12,846 --> 00:32:15,349
I just need you for a few weeks first.

473
00:32:21,218 --> 00:32:23,984
When you say we're gonna
make bank off this Congresswoman...

474
00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:28,328
You'll be the wealthiest English teacher
who also coaches wrestling in America.

475
00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:31,656
Rooster's gonna jump off the
roof, hit the trampoline,

476
00:32:31,682 --> 00:32:33,640
and launch himself over the garage!

477
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:37,289
This is the best thing that's happened since my
sister tried to ride a tire down the street.

478
00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:38,984
One of those tractor ones from a farm.

479
00:32:39,010 --> 00:32:40,970
How cool are animals? Did
you know that mama cows...

480
00:32:40,996 --> 00:32:43,921
- You hide the ladder, I'll flush the coke.
- Okay.

481
00:32:44,525 --> 00:32:45,890
Jesus Christ.

482
00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:54,203
I still think it's impossible for a
mouse to run off with all that cocaine.

483
00:32:54,228 --> 00:32:55,655
I don't know.

484
00:32:55,681 --> 00:32:59,382
According to cartoons, they're
pretty crafty little devils.

485
00:33:00,568 --> 00:33:03,445
Yeah, they're havin' a party.

486
00:33:04,403 --> 00:33:06,749
You know what? Good for them.

487
00:33:07,147 --> 00:33:09,296
It can't be easy being a mouse.

488
00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:11,312
You guys, we're in.

489
00:33:11,539 --> 00:33:15,078
"The Real Housewife of Congressional
District Ten" is on the air.

490
00:33:17,378 --> 00:33:21,674
Oh, my God, is she rich. Her TV
comes with an exercise bike.

491
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:24,656
That's wonderful news! Congratulations!

492
00:33:24,682 --> 00:33:26,688
Not bad, kid, not bad.

493
00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:28,665
Yeah, I can't believe it myself.

494
00:33:28,691 --> 00:33:31,569
I'll call you after my first day.
I love you.

495
00:33:32,451 --> 00:33:34,585
- Your parents?
- Yeah.

496
00:33:34,820 --> 00:33:36,557
I don't like lyin' to 'em like that,

497
00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:38,914
but I thought they deserved
to be proud of me for once.

498
00:33:39,689 --> 00:33:40,859
What's this?

499
00:33:40,892 --> 00:33:45,171
I didn't tell the others, but the dealer
had a lot more cash than five grand.

500
00:33:45,536 --> 00:33:49,664
I thought maybe you could show me what it
is you do to feel good about yourself.

501
00:33:50,615 --> 00:33:53,523
Tell your friends we
are back in business!

502
00:33:53,549 --> 00:33:55,210
An angel left enough dogs and buns

503
00:33:55,236 --> 00:33:57,386
on my doorstep to feed folks for weeks.

504
00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:58,807
Which should be more than enough

505
00:33:58,833 --> 00:34:02,359
because Trump promises this
will be all over by Easter.

506
00:34:07,149 --> 00:34:08,882
It's pretty cool, huh?

507
00:34:09,085 --> 00:34:11,813
I gotta say, I thought you were crazy,

508
00:34:12,245 --> 00:34:14,960
but you were right. It feels good.

509
00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:19,804
Yeah. Sure does.

510
00:34:40,634 --> 00:34:42,138
God sent me.

511
00:34:44,815 --> 00:34:46,483
Show me your pecker.

512
00:34:46,755 --> 00:34:48,921
Hey, come on, man. There's no need to...

513
00:34:48,947 --> 00:34:51,145
I said show me your pecker!

514
00:34:52,273 --> 00:34:53,481
Okay.

515
00:35:06,081 --> 00:35:08,841
You got some explaining
to do, Cinderella.

516
00:35:10,498 --> 00:35:17,161
www.subtitulamos.tv