1 00:00:01,278 --> 00:00:02,943 Previously on She-Hulk... 2 00:00:02,946 --> 00:00:05,247 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 3 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:08,999 Who the hell is that? 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,640 Who forced you to escape this insanely high-security prison undetected? 5 00:00:13,643 --> 00:00:18,373 A Sorcerer Supreme of the Mystic Arts, and his name is... 6 00:00:18,375 --> 00:00:20,999 Wong. Just Wong. 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,456 He's either a sorcerer who lives in New York, 8 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,289 or a librarian who lives in Nepal. 9 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:28,413 Jen, there is the nicest young man who 10 00:00:28,416 --> 00:00:30,247 works at the coffee shop that I go to. 11 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:32,835 - His name is Yusuf. - Do not set me up, Mom. 12 00:00:32,838 --> 00:00:34,455 No. No. He's much too young for you. 13 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:36,124 I'm not gonna be a superhero. 14 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:37,826 Jen, when you have powers like this, 15 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,661 it's like putting a target on your back. 16 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,957 If you're gonna strut around showing off your powers, 17 00:00:42,958 --> 00:00:44,748 you better be able to back it up. 18 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,583 The ancient art of levitation. 19 00:01:48,133 --> 00:01:50,750 Are you not amazed? Summoning fire. 20 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,458 Fire. Behold flame. 21 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:03,623 For my next illusion, the great Donny Blaze 22 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:06,748 - needs assistance from a volunteer. - Ooh! 23 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:10,664 - Oh! - Miss, if you may. Round of applause. 24 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:14,333 And what is your name, young lady? 25 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:20,832 Madisynn, with two N's, one Y, but it's not where you think. 26 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:24,498 Well, as the great Billy Shakes once said, 27 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:29,708 "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." 28 00:02:30,916 --> 00:02:33,289 Ah! 29 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:35,375 Donny Blaze! 30 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:42,791 Do the thing. Do the thing. Do it, do it, do it. 31 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:50,208 How about I try something with a little more heat? 32 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:04,330 Come on. Please, please, please. 33 00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:05,916 Come on. Please. 34 00:03:07,166 --> 00:03:08,748 Come on. 35 00:03:17,649 --> 00:03:19,330 Donny Blaze! 36 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:24,625 FYI, these don't smell like anything. 37 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,041 Ew! 38 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:48,083 Oh. 39 00:03:50,195 --> 00:03:52,916 Where am I? What happened to all the goblins? 40 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,414 Who are you? Are you the goblin king? 41 00:03:56,417 --> 00:03:58,581 No, I'm not. Where did you come from? 42 00:03:58,584 --> 00:03:59,998 I grew up in Fort Lauderdale, 43 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,374 but now my dad lives in Phoenix with his new family, 44 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,914 so I go there sometimes. 45 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:07,039 - He married this woman... - Did a cut-rate magician send you? 46 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:08,956 Um, not exactly. 47 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:12,832 He sent me to a diff dimensh and a talking goat helped me escape 48 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:16,332 a lava pit in exchange for six drops of my blood. 49 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:20,398 Oop. Then I kinda like browned out and now I'm here. 50 00:04:20,401 --> 00:04:23,788 Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay, no, no, no. I'm gonna send you home. 51 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:26,082 - What's your address? - I don't even remember. 52 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:31,164 Wait. This is the one where they kill Adriana. 53 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:32,593 It was so sad. 54 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:37,234 - You just ruined it. - I cried for three days. 55 00:04:38,791 --> 00:04:40,976 Donny Blaze is going to pay for this. 56 00:04:42,343 --> 00:04:47,859 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 57 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:55,207 Mmm. You look happy. I guess you saw that Wong is back. 58 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:56,957 God, everybody loves Wong. 59 00:04:56,958 --> 00:05:00,640 It's like giving the show Twitter armor for a week. 60 00:05:00,643 --> 00:05:03,249 - Good morning, sweetheart. - Dad, what are you doing here? 61 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:07,124 Well, after that scare you had, I am here to beef up security. 62 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:11,539 I've got new locks, cameras, an alarm system and pepper spray. 63 00:05:11,541 --> 00:05:13,817 - What's the shovel for? - Digging holes. 64 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:16,874 - Let's just leave it at that. - I don't need you to do any of this. 65 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:18,585 My daughter gets attacked by four men, 66 00:05:18,588 --> 00:05:20,085 and I'm supposed to do nothing? 67 00:05:20,088 --> 00:05:21,752 Your daughter's a Hulk. I'm gonna be fine. 68 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:26,044 - What did the police say? - Oh, they said, um, police stuff. 69 00:05:26,047 --> 00:05:28,999 You didn't call them? Are you serious, Jen? 70 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,040 I was a prosecutor long enough to know 71 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:33,082 that they're not gonna catch these guys. 72 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:36,570 - Well, what if they come back? - I will kick their ass again. 73 00:05:36,573 --> 00:05:37,990 And you can use the shovel. 74 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:45,640 _ 75 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:49,240 _ 76 00:05:49,260 --> 00:05:52,160 _ 77 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:56,160 _ 78 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:58,760 _ 79 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:00,541 Perfect. 80 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,999 Hey, hey. They're airing your interview again. 81 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,623 I think you should watch this time. 82 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:08,124 My client's name is Emil Blonsky. 83 00:06:08,125 --> 00:06:10,707 Okay. We have got to get you some new clothes. 84 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:13,879 There's a very limited selection of clothing that fits my body. 85 00:06:13,882 --> 00:06:14,831 Clearly. 86 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,937 How did you come up with the name She-Hulk? 87 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:19,749 - You ding-dongs dubbed me that. - Funny story, I didn't. 88 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:23,956 Ms. Walters, I have a legal situation of the greatest importance. 89 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:26,539 Okay. Good luck with that, Jen. 90 00:06:26,541 --> 00:06:29,498 Nice to see you again, Wong. How can I help you? 91 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:32,664 I'm having an issue with a "magician." 92 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:35,498 Notice how I used the word "magician" in quotes. 93 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:38,123 - I did, yes. - It's because he's not an actual magician. 94 00:06:38,125 --> 00:06:41,998 This charlatan goes by the name of Donny Blaze. 95 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,082 He's a former student of the Mystic Arts 96 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:47,749 but he was kicked out after a week when he summoned three kegs 97 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:51,748 and his former fraternity brother Ky-Dog to Kamar-Taj. 98 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,874 He's now performing cheap human tricks 99 00:06:53,875 --> 00:06:57,164 here in Los Angeles at the "Mystic Castle." 100 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,331 - Notice how I... - Not mystic. Not a castle. Got it. 101 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:04,498 Recently, Donny has been using our sacred teachings in his shows, 102 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:08,123 sending volunteers into other realms for casual fun. 103 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:12,206 But he barely has a grasp of the basics of inter-dimensional portaling. 104 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:13,804 Practicing the Mystic Arts without 105 00:07:13,807 --> 00:07:16,248 proper training not only endangers people, 106 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:19,623 it risks untangling the material and astral planes. 107 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:22,998 - Completely. - I need to make an example of Donny Blaze. 108 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,082 Set a precedent that no unlicensed persons 109 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:29,123 ever attempt to practice the Mystic Arts again. 110 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:30,873 This might be pretty straightforward. 111 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:34,123 Did Mr. Blaze sign an NDA or a non-compete? 112 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:35,124 No. 113 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,124 Was there a contract when he began training? 114 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:41,248 Students pledge themselves to be loyal servants of the Mystic Arts. 115 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:44,331 - And did you get that in writing? - No. 116 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:46,873 Ms. Walters, we answer to a higher power 117 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:51,081 that abides by the metaphysical laws of the time-space continuum. 118 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:54,082 Sure. But this is the American legal system. 119 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:57,206 No judge is gonna take this seriously unless we do things by the book. 120 00:07:57,208 --> 00:08:02,914 - Oh, The Book of Vishanti. - No, the book of American laws. 121 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,458 Do you want to leave your information with me this time? 122 00:08:10,546 --> 00:08:14,945 - Oh! Okay, that's very good. - Cheap human tricks. 123 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:25,374 - Okay, done with Wong's cease and desist. - Okay. Great. 124 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:26,562 Now your dating profile. 125 00:08:26,565 --> 00:08:28,955 Onto the last bit of the Blonsky parole brief. 126 00:08:28,958 --> 00:08:30,124 Whoo-whoo! 127 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:32,288 - Did you just "whoo-whoo" a parole brief? - Mmm-hmm. 128 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:34,414 I hated it as soon as it came out of my mouth. 129 00:08:34,417 --> 00:08:35,666 - Okay. - Yeah. 130 00:08:35,669 --> 00:08:40,247 Excuse me, ladies. I hate to see two stunning women sitting all alone. 131 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:44,207 Okay, well, there's two of us. So by definition, not alone. 132 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,498 Can I buy you sexy ladies a round of drinks? 133 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:49,373 Okay, sir, we're clearly in the middle of work here. 134 00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:51,906 When you change your mind, I'll be at the bar. 135 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:56,748 See, that guy is exactly why I don't date. 136 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:59,164 Oh, my God. You don't have to date that guy. Jesus. 137 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:02,093 There are plenty of non-gross people out there for you to date. 138 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,320 - Show me your Matcher profile. - No. 139 00:09:06,323 --> 00:09:10,664 Jennifer. Again. Baby steps. 140 00:09:10,666 --> 00:09:11,832 - There we go. - All right. 141 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:14,332 - Quite nice, actually. - Oh, my God. 142 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:18,581 We're not using your corporate headshot as your profile photo. 143 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,457 What's your first date gonna be? Webinar? 144 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:24,706 - This is why I didn't want to show you. - Okay, there's no judgment. 145 00:09:24,708 --> 00:09:26,625 But that was a really bad choice. 146 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,249 - Oh, okay. - Oh, my God. Are you swiping? 147 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:34,373 Yes, of course. Come on. It's a numbers game, all right? 148 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:37,249 After 500 swipes, you'll get about a third of those as matches. 149 00:09:37,252 --> 00:09:39,710 And that's when the real filtering happens. 150 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:44,664 - Oof. Hetero life is grim. - Nikki, you're not helping. 151 00:09:44,666 --> 00:09:48,164 Yes, I am. Come on. This is good. What if you made a profile, 152 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:50,333 hear me out, as She-Hulk? 153 00:09:51,609 --> 00:09:53,874 - I thought you hated the name She-Hulk. - I do. 154 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:56,498 I don't know. I can't stop saying it. It's really catchy. 155 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,789 No. If I'm gonna date, it's gonna be as Jen. 156 00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:00,914 - All right. - Regular old Jen. 157 00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:02,707 I already have to be She-Hulk in the office. 158 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:04,457 - She-Hulk. - She-Hulk. 159 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:06,498 Ah. See? A match. 160 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,495 I do not have to be She-Hulk to get a date. 161 00:10:08,498 --> 00:10:10,122 Now give me back my phone. 162 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,500 You're killing me. 163 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,457 So, consider this an official warning to 164 00:10:15,459 --> 00:10:17,749 cease all practices of the Mystic Arts. 165 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:21,374 - Absurd. You can't own magic. - Yeah, you can't own magic. 166 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:26,248 And you can't trademark a spirit, register a soul, copyright art. 167 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,081 You can copyright art. Yes. 168 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,873 - This is a farce. - This is a farce. 169 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:32,581 Are you just hype-manning him? 170 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:35,748 - Maybe. - What's the matter, Wong? 171 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:39,374 Are you scared I'll become more mystical than you? 172 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:42,124 The Sorcerer Supreme doesn't engage in competition, 173 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,914 but I am more mystical in my sleep. 174 00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:47,687 - Prove it. - Yeah, prove it. 175 00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:51,956 No. No one is proving anything. 176 00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:54,750 - Here is a cease and desist. - Cease and desist? 177 00:10:56,601 --> 00:10:58,206 What cease and desist? 178 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,373 Fantastic. 179 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:03,831 - Yeah, it's sticking out of your shirt. - No, it isn't. 180 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:05,749 All right. We will see you gentlemen in court. 181 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,498 Oh, shit. 182 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,749 - Ooh, someone's on Matcher. - _ 183 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:13,998 - What's Matcher? - Hey, swipe right for a hot date. 184 00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:19,166 Ew! 185 00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:23,666 Got your ball. 186 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:28,624 "No, Officer. That stroller hit me." 187 00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:32,623 And that's how I got a lifetime ban from Winnipeg, Canada. 188 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:36,207 Anyway, I hate LA. Everyone here is so phony. 189 00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:38,956 See, I'm a New Yorker, through and through. 190 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:41,374 - Oh, how long did you live there? - Fourteen months. 191 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:42,820 But I decided I couldn't just be a 192 00:11:42,823 --> 00:11:44,914 yes-man to some stiff boss, you know? 193 00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:47,124 - Mmm-hmm. - That's why I'm an entrepreneur. 194 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,916 - Hmm. In what field? - TBD. 195 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:55,957 - So what do you do? - Uh, I'm a lawyer. 196 00:11:55,958 --> 00:12:01,796 I just started at a firm downtown, GLK and H. Have you heard of it? 197 00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,083 Yeah, I know downtown. 198 00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:06,373 I'm running a superhuman law division. 199 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,933 - 'Cause I have superpowers. - Okay. 200 00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:11,580 - I'm a Hulk. - Mmm-hmm. 201 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:14,123 I can lift a full-size sedan with one hand. 202 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,125 Okay. 203 00:12:17,218 --> 00:12:19,416 - This has been so great. - Yeah, it really has. 204 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:44,874 All right, thank you so much for the drinks. 205 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:45,957 Yeah. For sure. 206 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:48,124 - Hey, we should do this again. - There's an idea. 207 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:52,541 This is Alan. She's, like a six, maybe. 208 00:12:53,562 --> 00:12:54,873 Oh, my God. 209 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,874 Your Honor, we have filed a complaint 210 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,874 and a motion for preliminary injunction 211 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:03,593 against the defendant citing unfair competition and gross negligence. 212 00:13:03,596 --> 00:13:05,707 I must say, Counselor, I am hard-pressed 213 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:09,031 to believe that a magic trick could constitute gross negligence. 214 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:11,583 Do you have any witnesses who can corroborate your claim? 215 00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:16,273 - No, no, no, no. - Do you want to win this or not? 216 00:13:17,403 --> 00:13:20,507 Wong? Yes, we do, Your Honor. 217 00:13:26,728 --> 00:13:30,268 I'm gonna show you my high school dance routine right now. 218 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,831 Wongers! 219 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,831 Hi. 220 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:42,039 Oh, did you get a ticket for texting? 221 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:44,804 Just say you were texting 911. They can't prosecute. 222 00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:47,206 That isn't what this is and that's not true. 223 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,832 I wanna ask you a few questions, so if you come this way... 224 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,187 - I'd love that. - Yeah. 225 00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:53,455 - Have a seat over there. - Okay. This is fun. 226 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,123 Guanyin, please give us extra mercy. 227 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,281 You can't bring that drink in here. 228 00:13:58,284 --> 00:14:00,708 You can finish it if you want. I'm not sick. 229 00:14:02,598 --> 00:14:04,681 I promise to tell the truth. 230 00:14:06,989 --> 00:14:10,687 - No, seriously. - Could you state your name for the record? 231 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:13,821 Madisynn King. Madisynn is with two N's, 232 00:14:13,824 --> 00:14:17,329 one Y, but it's not where you think. 233 00:14:17,332 --> 00:14:20,623 - Could you just spell it for us? - Absolutely, I will. For sure. 234 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,890 M-A-D-I-S-Y-N-N. 235 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,522 Could you tell us about the night you 236 00:14:25,525 --> 00:14:28,304 participated in Donny Blaze's show? 237 00:14:28,307 --> 00:14:33,180 Oh, sure. So, first he gave me roses that didn't smell like anything. 238 00:14:33,183 --> 00:14:35,340 And then he pushed me into a fire land. 239 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,265 That must have been terrifying. 240 00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:38,582 How did you escape? 241 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:42,747 I made a pact with a demon that I cannot discuss. 242 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:46,873 Otherwise he said he would "reap my soul and the souls of all I love," 243 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:50,706 which, honestly, is so dramatic. And I hate drama. 244 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,999 - Okay, this was a mistake. - It was your idea. 245 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,498 The demon, I think his name is Jake. 246 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,374 - I know Jake. Yeah. - You do? 247 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,957 Opened a portal that dropped me off at Wongers' house, 248 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,374 and that's how we became besties. 249 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:06,523 And how would you describe your emotional state during this saga? 250 00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:07,875 Great question. 251 00:15:09,153 --> 00:15:13,068 At first it was fun. Then scary, then fun again. 252 00:15:13,071 --> 00:15:15,652 Then spooky but in a fun way. 253 00:15:15,655 --> 00:15:19,039 Yeah, that's... Thank you. Madisynn, you can sit down. 254 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,531 - Welcome. - Yeah. 255 00:15:21,534 --> 00:15:23,957 - Your Honor, I move to dismiss. - Let's go. 256 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:29,498 As you can see, Donny's performance is a fun and spooky experience, 257 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:33,218 which is the sweet spot for magic, in my professional opinion. 258 00:15:33,221 --> 00:15:36,291 The bottom line, you cannot copyright magic. 259 00:15:36,294 --> 00:15:38,292 - No. - There is precedent. 260 00:15:38,295 --> 00:15:40,515 The precedent that you are referring to 261 00:15:40,518 --> 00:15:46,391 is for card tricks and disappearing women who never speak. 262 00:15:46,394 --> 00:15:51,059 This is very different because the Mystic Arts is, in fact, real magic. 263 00:15:51,062 --> 00:15:54,310 - How dare you? - Real magic? 264 00:15:54,313 --> 00:15:57,703 Is this not real magic, Your Elegancy? 265 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,998 - Black. - Ooh. 266 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,831 Can you believe your eyes? 267 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:04,874 Wow. 268 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,123 It changed color. 269 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,070 - More real magic? - Oh, my God. Even the lawyer's a magician. 270 00:16:11,445 --> 00:16:13,609 That is enough. 271 00:16:13,612 --> 00:16:16,039 - If I may say a few words, Your Highness? - Uh... 272 00:16:18,072 --> 00:16:21,695 This case travels beyond these courtroom walls. 273 00:16:21,698 --> 00:16:26,080 The men you see are seeking to wield the power of gods. 274 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,460 And that places us on the edge of a precipice. 275 00:16:29,463 --> 00:16:34,122 One man in the mortal realm has the ability to cause a ripple so great, 276 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,748 it reverberates through every dimension. 277 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:41,124 And that ripple through galaxies has the ability to destroy all life 278 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,875 within the known and unknown universe. 279 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,707 Case closed! 280 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,748 Okay. No. This case is far from closed. 281 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,041 I'll need to review the motion, 282 00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:55,081 and you'll have my decision in a few weeks. 283 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,915 Your Honor, in the interim, could you 284 00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:58,609 grant us the preliminary injunction 285 00:16:58,612 --> 00:17:01,499 to stop the defendant from engaging in this dangerous behavior? 286 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:06,664 This is my life. My art. Mi pasion. Magic! 287 00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:08,757 Stop throwing smoke bombs. 288 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,125 How did he get these through security, anyway? 289 00:17:14,082 --> 00:17:15,250 Aw. 290 00:17:15,253 --> 00:17:17,084 I have to agree with Mr. Blaze. 291 00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:21,296 He may continue to practice his livelihood pending my decision. 292 00:17:21,299 --> 00:17:22,801 Court is adjourned. 293 00:17:22,804 --> 00:17:24,749 Fantastico! 294 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,210 Whoo! 295 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,288 - Real magic prevails. - Yes. Yes. 296 00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:31,623 You know, I also have a bird. 297 00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:39,989 Can we send Donny to the Mirror Dimension? He probably won't even die. 298 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,081 I would love that, but that will ruin our case. 299 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,968 - Wongers, can we get froyo? - No. 300 00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:48,259 - We can talk about The Sopranos. - Fine. No more spoilers. 301 00:17:48,262 --> 00:17:51,123 Whatever. I was over it after Tony killed Christopher, anyway. 302 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,374 Madisynn. 303 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,748 What? I mean, he was like a son to him. It was so sad. 304 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,082 Nikki, I'm just finishing this brief. 305 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,249 Do you think you can proof it for me tomorrow? 306 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,164 You are aware that tomorrow is Saturday, right? 307 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:09,312 Yeah. I am totally aware that tomorrow is Saturday. 308 00:18:09,315 --> 00:18:10,929 - Uh-huh. - Which makes tonight Friday. 309 00:18:10,932 --> 00:18:11,931 Another thing I knew. 310 00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:14,207 You aren't in your pajamas already, are you? 311 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,117 No, I'm not already in my pajamas. 312 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,007 I have a big night, lots of plans due 313 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,429 to successful swiping. Gotta go. Bye. 314 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,893 _ 315 00:18:26,903 --> 00:18:28,861 Oh, why is that an alert? 316 00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:35,215 _ 317 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,458 I'm not proud of this. 318 00:18:49,455 --> 00:18:50,541 Sweet. 319 00:19:01,748 --> 00:19:03,718 _ 320 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,666 Well, that is demoralizing for Jen. 321 00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:13,561 - You look stunning. - Thank you. You look very nice too. 322 00:19:13,564 --> 00:19:16,416 - Hey. Can I ask you a personal question? - Of course. 323 00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:20,698 - How much can you deadlift? - A literal ton? 324 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,866 Hmm. 325 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:25,885 Well, I just did 600. I'm not even a superhero. 326 00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:28,803 - Hey! Can somebody take our order? - Okay. 327 00:19:28,806 --> 00:19:32,807 My movie just premiered at Sundance. It was actually about a lawyer. 328 00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:35,499 His expertise is constitutional law, 329 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:39,143 and that is how he became the attorney to the vice-president. 330 00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:41,941 I have to admit I was a fan before we matched. 331 00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:45,693 I mean, your battle with Titania in court, it was incredible. 332 00:19:45,696 --> 00:19:47,987 Uh, people love using that word around me. 333 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,404 - Oh, because... Yeah. - Yeah. 334 00:19:50,407 --> 00:19:52,026 - Because of my cousin. Yeah. - Yeah. 335 00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:55,877 - So is it true? Are you indestructible? - Oh, I don't know. 336 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,932 I haven't really tested it out. I'm not looking to get myself killed. 337 00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:01,673 Yeah. Yeah. Well, what about super-speed? 338 00:20:01,675 --> 00:20:03,934 Night vision? Impenetrable skin? 339 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:07,497 Yeah. My skin is impenetrable, at least with anything on Earth. 340 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,737 Even vibranium? 341 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:11,372 Why? Do you have some on you? You want to test it out? 342 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:15,885 No, no, no. I wish. God, you're just so powerful. 343 00:20:15,888 --> 00:20:19,830 - What a specimen. - Did you just call me a specimen? 344 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,458 As a compliment. 345 00:20:23,392 --> 00:20:25,908 Is there anything worse than dating in your 30s? 346 00:20:29,872 --> 00:20:33,578 - So what's your story, buddy? - I'm in medicine. 347 00:20:33,581 --> 00:20:36,065 Oh, what's that, like, code for selling Adderall? 348 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,205 I'm a pediatric oncologist. 349 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,416 Oh. 350 00:20:41,419 --> 00:20:44,123 Can I be honest with you? 351 00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:48,833 I've been on so many first dates, and I hate talking about myself. 352 00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:51,208 Tell me about you. 353 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:53,690 Oh. 354 00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:57,608 Also, should we split some fries? 355 00:20:57,611 --> 00:21:00,650 Yeah. Let's get those to go. 356 00:21:02,363 --> 00:21:06,831 Now, I want you to close your eyes. Concentrate very hard. 357 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:10,831 - Oh. - Imagine you're in a faraway land. 358 00:21:15,391 --> 00:21:18,229 Oh. Um, uh-uh. 359 00:21:18,232 --> 00:21:20,373 You did the same trick in a show last week, 360 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:24,498 and my friend Kaylah ended up stranded in a parking garage in Pomona. 361 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,039 Come on. Just close your eyes. 362 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:30,081 Um, no. I'm not gonna get into your weird fire hole. 363 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,414 Lame. 364 00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:36,721 - Lame. - Fine. No fire hole. 365 00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:42,541 How about we try something a little different? Yeah. 366 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:53,291 Ah-ha! 367 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,625 - Nailed it. - Amazing. 368 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:14,088 Aw. 369 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:21,345 Okay. It's okay. Donny Blaze will handle this. 370 00:22:27,285 --> 00:22:31,119 Ta-da! Hey! All part of the show. 371 00:22:33,648 --> 00:22:34,689 Yes. 372 00:22:36,305 --> 00:22:38,094 Oh, God. 373 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,994 Oh, God. No! 374 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,157 It's okay. Don't worry. Come back! 375 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,413 The show was just getting started! 376 00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:52,041 It's like he can see things before they happen, you know? 377 00:22:53,048 --> 00:22:54,791 I mean, he can see you three. 378 00:22:56,939 --> 00:22:58,937 Wong! My main man. 379 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:02,658 - Donny Blaze, what did you do? - Fun story. I'm not exactly sure. 380 00:23:05,357 --> 00:23:06,997 Hey, I could really use your help. 381 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,373 Just for the record, I'm doing this for the universe, not for you. 382 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:14,166 - Great. Perfect. What should I do? - Call my lawyer. 383 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:16,986 Right in the middle of the lobby, 384 00:23:16,989 --> 00:23:18,779 in front of everyone, I had to transform. 385 00:23:18,782 --> 00:23:20,582 It was so embarrassing. 386 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:24,123 Wow, I, uh, I can totally see how your boss springing that on you 387 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,470 - on the first day would make you spiral. - Hmm. 388 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:28,082 Tell me more about how you felt. 389 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,375 Oh! Let me just... 390 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,498 All right. 391 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:38,207 You know, I gotta say, this is the best date I've had in a while. 392 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:41,384 - I mean, swipe-dating is so dehumanizing. - Yes. 393 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:44,624 Everyone treats you like some soulless avatar on their phone. 394 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,625 - Do you need to get that? - It can wait. 395 00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:55,642 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. Shoot. 396 00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:01,250 Oh, uh, shoot. I got it on your couch too. 397 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,250 - Just one second, okay? - Yeah. 398 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:16,206 A little club soda and salt. 399 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:19,331 - Smart! - Where did my shirt go? 400 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,414 I don't know. 401 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:23,999 Ms. Walters, why aren't you answering your mobile phone? 402 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,249 - Never mind. I see. - Uh... Wong, what is it? 403 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:29,164 Donny Blaze opened the wrong portal. I need your help. 404 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:32,666 - It's of the greatest urgency. - Uh, I'll be right back. 405 00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:36,123 Come on. I feel like your dad. 406 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,582 Oh! Actual demons? Wong! 407 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:45,914 I've been fending them off. I have to repair the portal. 408 00:24:45,916 --> 00:24:48,623 I'm not sure exactly what I'm supposed to be doing here. 409 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,539 Be a Hulk. 410 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:54,791 They don't die? 411 00:25:02,392 --> 00:25:04,873 You know, these are technically billable hours. 412 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:07,289 Demons, Ms. Walters. 413 00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:08,624 Send them all through here. 414 00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:11,392 I'm sorry, Cornelius. I don't know what went wrong. 415 00:25:11,395 --> 00:25:12,437 Wong. 416 00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:14,958 Yes. 417 00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,873 Oh, wow. Look at that. 418 00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:34,499 After so many bad dates, I finally meet a guy who's sweet and listens. 419 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,509 Focus, Ms. Walters! 420 00:25:36,512 --> 00:25:40,861 And he's very, very hot. Not that that matters. But it does. 421 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:49,207 And instead of kissing his very hot face right now... Oh, God. 422 00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:53,664 They're growing, and now I'm covered in demon goo, 423 00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:58,875 at a magic show, which is the worst part of this whole thing. 424 00:26:10,098 --> 00:26:12,332 - Hello, fellas. - Good evening, my lady. 425 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:15,705 Before I send my little friend here back to his own dimension, 426 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:18,498 I was wondering if you would you agree to the terms of our cease and desist? 427 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,414 - Maybe. - Absolutely. 428 00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:23,500 - Fine. Okay, we agree. - My office will be in touch. 429 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,916 _ 430 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:36,332 Uh, you got a little something right there. Right there. 431 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,457 - Okay. - To the... Yeah, right there. 432 00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:41,249 - Oh, that's just demon claw. - Cool. 433 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,248 Cool. 434 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,208 Whoa! 435 00:26:58,876 --> 00:27:02,876 _ 436 00:27:03,076 --> 00:27:05,176 _ 437 00:27:05,276 --> 00:27:07,886 _ 438 00:27:08,976 --> 00:27:11,349 Supporters of the Free Titania movement 439 00:27:11,352 --> 00:27:12,541 are celebrating today 440 00:27:12,544 --> 00:27:16,123 as the super-powered influencer has been cleared of all charges... 441 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:17,707 - Boo. - ...relating to an earlier incident 442 00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:19,498 at the Metropolitan Courthouse. 443 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:23,728 - Um, who are you? - Um, Jen. 444 00:27:23,731 --> 00:27:27,479 - Just not in Hulk form. - Just Jen. 445 00:27:27,482 --> 00:27:29,105 Oh. Um... 446 00:27:29,108 --> 00:27:31,666 - Cool. Cool. - Yeah. 447 00:27:31,669 --> 00:27:33,794 That's cool. Unexpected. 448 00:27:34,806 --> 00:27:37,125 - I made breakfast. - Yeah, I'm gonna go. 449 00:27:39,946 --> 00:27:41,751 And, uh, don't worry about the sweater. 450 00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:49,206 Whatever. Hot doctor's a cliche, anyway. 451 00:27:52,501 --> 00:27:54,220 Yeah, that was super... Oh. 452 00:27:54,223 --> 00:27:57,372 I got a special delivery for one Jennifer Walters. 453 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,664 I recognize a process server when I see one. 454 00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:01,306 Ha! Right. 455 00:28:01,309 --> 00:28:04,808 I've got court documents filed by Titania Worldwide LLC. 456 00:28:04,811 --> 00:28:07,413 Titania? If she's coming after me 457 00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:09,455 because of our fight, she's delusional. 458 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:12,705 No. She's suing you for misuse of a trademark. 459 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:15,322 Misuse of a trademark? What trademark? 460 00:28:15,919 --> 00:28:17,109 _ 461 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:20,997 She's suing me over the name "She-Hulk"? But that's my name. 462 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,623 Not if she trademarked it first. 463 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,406 - Oh, is that how it works, Your Honor? - Yeah. 464 00:28:24,408 --> 00:28:27,539 - Get outta here. - All right. Sorry. Thank you. 465 00:28:29,669 --> 00:28:33,705 Kind of a bummer way to end this episode. I bet there's a fun tag. 466 00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:38,556 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 467 00:30:21,872 --> 00:30:25,413 No, I talk, you listen. I don't... 468 00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:28,637 Wongers, have you ever had a tequila sunrise? 469 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,430 - I think so. - Long Island iced tea? 470 00:30:31,433 --> 00:30:32,583 Yeah. 471 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:38,700 - Blue curacao? - No. What's blue curacao? 472 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,701 - I don't know. It's blue. - Ah. 473 00:30:40,704 --> 00:30:43,618 - Manhattan? - Yeah. Manhattan, I have. 474 00:30:43,621 --> 00:30:46,129 - Sloe gin fizz? - No. 475 00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:49,123 Just vodka straight? 476 00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:51,331 - No, I've had... - Goldschlagers? 477 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:54,125 Vodka and yak milk. Never again. 478 00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:57,208 Do you have any of that here? 479 00:30:58,179 --> 00:31:01,372 Uh, actually, we still have some left from the wedding, yeah. 480 00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:04,331 - I would love to try some yak milk. - Yeah. 481 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:08,332 - What's your favorite drink? - Well, gin and tonic. 482 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:11,457 Wongers! 483 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:13,873 Okay. 484 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:17,124 I don't know if they do bottomless gin and tonic but we will find it. 485 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,934 - Okay. - Oh, my God. Yum.