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But it's Saturday.

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It is?

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Then I'll ask all the terrorists

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who threaten
to destroy our world

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to take the day off.

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I just mean I had plans
to spend the day with AJ.

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And AJ is?

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- My daughter.
- Children.

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The time goes so fast,

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but we're all making sacrifices.

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Excuse me, waiter?

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More champagne in the next one.

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Yeah. Remind me. What's your sacrifice?

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Calling you on a Saturday.

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It's a simple pickup.
An hour max.

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- Especially with...
- No, no, no.

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Please don't say it.

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Agent Archer as backup.

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Archer on a Saturday?

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As in the day
after Friday night?

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I don't see the problem.

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Obviously.
Have you talked to him yet?

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No, actually.

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He hasn't picked up the phone
for some reason.

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Yeah, "for some reason."

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Hey, Archer.

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No.

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credits

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Yes, a shower was necessary, Lana.

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It was a night of many fluids.

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- First of all, gross.
- It really was.

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Second of all, hurry up.

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I had a whole special day
planned with AJ.

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Coney Island, a fancy tea place.

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Moist yet firm skin
doesn't just happen, Lana.

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I'm on step two of ten.

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Hey, do you see
a pumice stone out there?

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Fabian wants us to pick up
a negotiation specialist.

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Code name: The Broker.

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He's worked
with all the major players;

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Mafia, Yakuza, dictators,
dirty cops.

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Cops!

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There was something
with police last night.

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Police horse!

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Yeah,
there's no way that happened.

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Then explain
these lance callouses.

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Anyway, the Broker's
a longtime go-between

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for criminal groups,
which means he has intel

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on all of them.
But now he's retiring,

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so they all want to torture him
for info and then kill him,

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which means your shower routine
could cost a man his life

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and me my day with AJ.

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Hello?

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Sorry,
step five is a face wash.

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Let's skip to step ten.

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It's not a big deal, Robert.

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Just take AJ to the office
instead of my place.

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It's not about
the physical distance, Lana.

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It's the emotional distance
from you working

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instead of spending time
with AJ.

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I'm not working.

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I just wanna show AJ
where Mommy works.

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Depressing even if true.

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Shut up.
Is that Archer?

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- No, it's...
- Hey, Robert.

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I wanna remind you,

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these are formative years
for AJ.

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One day you'll look back
and wish...

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That you didn't tell me
how to parent?

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I agree.

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So since you are working...

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Love the lying to Robert,
by the way...

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Who exactly
is taking care of AJ?

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Seriously?

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Yeah, Pam,
I'm really sorry. I...

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No, I mean, this is amazing.

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Aunt Pam is gonna plan
so many great activities.

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Not to go all Ms. Frizzle,
but I might steal a bus.

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Just be at the office
in 15 minutes, okay?

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And one other thing...

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- Hello, Pam. Where is...
- Lana's upstairs.

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She just sent me down to get AJ
to bring her upstairs

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to Lana, who we've established
is upstairs.

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And she can't come
down because...

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She...

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got her period.

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That's a few days early for her,

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so I guess
she would be unprepared.

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AJ, you ready to come along
with Aunt Pammy?

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No,
I don't want to call you that.

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We've been working
on boundaries.

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That's okay.

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I'll just have to earn it

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with activities!

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Activities with Lana?

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Sure.

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All right, there's the Broker.

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But Fabian says he's paranoid,
so don't spook him or...

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Hey, Broker!
Broker, over here.

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Damn it, Archer.

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I'm too hungover
for subterfuge, Lana.

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Are you Broker,
or possibly "the Broker"?

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Depends on who's asking.

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Vagueness, that's fun.

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Hi. Look, we're here
on orders from Fabian.

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Orders? Someone has the two
of you working on a Saturday?

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- How awful!
- Do not get me started.

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I had a whole day planned
with my daughter.

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And I planned last night
around a day

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that would let me lay
passed out near, but not in,

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- a pool of vomit.
- How dreadful!

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My sympathies
to the both of you.

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It's okay. I just...

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Wait, how did we get on this?

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Fabian wants us to take you in.

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Fabian sent you.

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My apologies.

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You see, as a negotiator,

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I often get people
to talk about themselves

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as a distraction
if I need an easy escape.

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I call it "instant intimacy."

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Wait, so you weren't actually
sympathizing with me?

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No, with you, it was real.

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But there are a lot of people
after me.

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Can't be too careful.

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Speaking of,
Fabian and I had a code word.

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Code word? One moment.

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Might be hard to get that info.

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I have a code phrase.

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"This was a one-hour job,
and I have a gun."

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Archer! But, yeah, sorry.
We are in a rush.

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- Do you have kids?
- Flashbang!

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Damn it.

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- He got away.
- Like I give a shit.

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- What's my one rule?
- No more flashbangs.

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No more flashbangs.

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My otolaryngologist already said

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I'll be lucky
if I'm not deaf by 50.

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There!
He's going for the platform.

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What the hell?

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Hey, pal, I'm the one
who should be mad.

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This is a shit bike.

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Jesus, shouldn't these be
motorcycle accessible by now?

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Damn it. Hey!

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Has anyone seen
a mischievous little man?

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Yay high?
Strange air of sophistication?

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Lana? How did you...

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I got on the train, Archer.

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The "being good at your job"
option.

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Ooh, that one's fun.

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It teaches you animals
in English

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and en Espaņol.

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They used puerco for pig,
but cerdo is more common.

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Cool!
This one's a coloring book.

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Pam,
when is my mom getting here?

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Pam? AJ?

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Cyril? Why are you here?

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Just burning the midnight oil,

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but midday.
That midday oil.

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And why are you dressed
so casually?

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Fine, Pam, you got me.

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Sometimes I come in on weekends
to be at work

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but feel like I can goof off.

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Well, why don't you just...

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The thought of goofing off

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during real work hours
terrifies me.

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Lame.

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I wanna do something else.

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Like play
with a pretty dolly maybe?

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FYI,
she's working on boundaries.

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That's a good boundary.

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And it gives me an idea.
Activities!

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Well, the thing
you have to understand

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is I'm an amateur marathoner,

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so it's easy for me
to outrun people.

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Maybe average people, not me.

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Says the guy I just outran.

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Ha! Getting on a train
doesn't count.

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Enough.
I'm sorry we chased you,

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but we do work for Fabian.

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He's just hard to reach
on a Saturday.

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- Must be nice.
- Well, I'm still alive,

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so I'm inclined to believe you.

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But let me ask,
as agents for Fabian,

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do you think he's being honest
about his intent to help me?

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Aha! You don't trust him.

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- It's not...
- Not at all. 0%.

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- Well, time to run again.
- Wait.

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There are people out there
who actually want to kill you,

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and they could be anywhere.

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Freeze!
The Broker's coming with us.

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No! He comes with us.

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Does no one
take the weekend off?

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Okay, clearly a lot happening.

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Can we just do
a quick roll call?

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- Nyet.
- Copy that, Russian Mafia.

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Well, God damn it, Dmitri.

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- Can we get a move on here?
- And classic Mafia.

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Thanks, everyone.

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Looks like we have
Mexican standoff.

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Easy,
we don't use that term anymore.

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Plus, none of us
want to kill each other,

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so it's more of a multicultural
awkward dinner party.

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Can you not antagonize
the mobsters?

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Big hand friend is smart.

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Now, give us Broker
and no one gets hurt.

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Except Broker, obviously.

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Hey, new idea.

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I keep the Broker,
and everyone else gets hurt

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because he's under the
protection of Sterling Archer.

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The world greatest spy.

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00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:03,252
I work for The Agency.

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00:09:03,286 --> 00:09:05,758
Should that mean something?

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00:09:05,783 --> 00:09:07,141
Gentlemen, gentlemen!

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00:09:07,174 --> 00:09:10,075
Might I suggest an alternative
where no one gets hurt,

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especially me?
I mean, I get it.

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No one wants their secrets out.
I'd want me dead too.

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Right,
it's nothing personal.

219
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For sure. You are okay guy.

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Look, comrade, I get it.
I mean, I've got secrets too.

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Gosh, if people knew
that my grand-meemaw

222
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still makes dinner
for me every Sunday...

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My babushka does too.

224
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Come on, so does my nonna.

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Every Sunday night, she makes
a parmigiana could blow the...

226
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Damn it.
He did it again.

227
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Hey, did you know
he runs marathons?

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He must bring that up a lot.

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- A lot.
- Everyone, stop.

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- We want the Broker.
- Ha, get in line, buddy.

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Hiroshi!
We haven't seen the Yakuza

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since the Seattle negotiation.

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And now we have to outrun
a marathoner

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and three criminal organizations

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- on a Saturday, Lana!
- No, we don't.

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I put a tracker on the Broker
while we had him.

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Because we always lose them.

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00:10:02,946 --> 00:10:05,176
Ready, AJ?
I'm not gonna go easy on you

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00:10:05,201 --> 00:10:06,546
just because you're a...

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00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,353
- Let's go again.
- Damn, AJ.

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Where'd you learn to fight?

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My mom signed me up
for judo classes

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to help my self-confidence.
Hyah!

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00:10:16,704 --> 00:10:19,279
You know, there's such a thing
as too much confidence.

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Now remember, AJ,

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your opponent won't always
fight clean,

247
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so it's good to mix in
some dirty boxing.

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Eyes, throat, groin.

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Or standard boxing,
hold the dirt.

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Damn.

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00:10:32,783 --> 00:10:34,196
Hey, Pam,
we're still on mission,

252
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but we should be done soon.
How's AJ?

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Great.
She's playing with Cyril.

254
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No, no, no, no, no!

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Toying with him anyway.

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00:10:42,189 --> 00:10:44,563
Can you tell her I'll only
be gone a little bit longer?

257
00:10:44,588 --> 00:10:46,968
Plus her next few birthdays
and most holidays.

258
00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:48,797
You want me to say
that second part?

259
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:49,648
No.

260
00:10:51,914 --> 00:10:52,905
Too easy.

261
00:10:52,939 --> 00:10:54,308
Can we do something else?

262
00:10:54,309 --> 00:10:55,515
_

263
00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:57,977
I'm not sure Krieger's lab
is the best place

264
00:10:58,002 --> 00:10:59,585
- for a child.
- Preteen.

265
00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,774
And why are you still in pads?

266
00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:04,403
That last throw...
Which I let you do...

267
00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:06,946
- Jammed the zipper.
- It'll be fine.

268
00:11:06,971 --> 00:11:09,274
Just don't touch anything
or listen to anything

269
00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:10,736
that tells you to free it.

270
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,277
Dang it, locked.

271
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,868
Probably for the best.
Now who wants...

272
00:11:15,489 --> 00:11:18,030
My mom always keeps
an extra bobby pin in her hair,

273
00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:19,321
so I do too.

274
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,897
Is it normal to be
intimidated by a child?

275
00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,432
For you? Absolutely.

276
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:25,270
You gotta be kidding me!

277
00:11:25,303 --> 00:11:26,594
The tracker says he's in there.

278
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,077
So now I'm at Coney Island
without my daughter.

279
00:11:29,111 --> 00:11:30,456
Yeah,
it's not a good look for you.

280
00:11:31,219 --> 00:11:33,185
- My God!
- You see him?

281
00:11:33,219 --> 00:11:36,258
- I see him.
- We are mid-mission!

282
00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:38,262
And mid-Saturday!

283
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,170
Wow!
Is that a Raman spectrometer?

284
00:11:42,204 --> 00:11:44,107
Maybe. How do you know that?

285
00:11:44,141 --> 00:11:45,711
Mom sent me to science camp.

286
00:11:45,736 --> 00:11:47,390
It was right after
musical theater camp.

287
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,797
We did a production of "Stomp!"

288
00:11:48,822 --> 00:11:50,766
Aunt Pammy would love
to see that!

289
00:11:50,791 --> 00:11:53,930
Not calling you that,
and I don't perform on command.

290
00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:56,407
- Great boundaries!
- Whoa.

291
00:11:56,432 --> 00:11:58,302
A sensory deprivation tank?

292
00:11:58,336 --> 00:12:00,273
But why does it have
so many wires?

293
00:12:00,306 --> 00:12:01,910
AJ, no!

294
00:12:01,943 --> 00:12:03,522
- It's opening!
- Kill whatever comes out.

295
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,517
What day is it?

296
00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:08,649
- It's... Saturday.
- What year?

297
00:12:08,674 --> 00:12:10,164
The same one.

298
00:12:11,102 --> 00:12:13,967
You are unbelievable.

299
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,038
I know, winning Poinkers
on my first try?

300
00:12:16,071 --> 00:12:17,407
You know how impressive that is?

301
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,244
They glue those bottles down, Lana.

302
00:12:19,278 --> 00:12:21,348
I'll be impressed
if you help me find the Broker

303
00:12:21,382 --> 00:12:22,579
and get back to AJ.

304
00:12:22,604 --> 00:12:24,696
I actually got this for AJ.

305
00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:27,930
I know what it's like to have
a mother who's neglectful...

306
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,435
And withholding.

307
00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:33,922
Wait, there he is.
Can we not?

308
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,626
Honestly, I'm glad it's you two.

309
00:12:41,651 --> 00:12:44,196
- You seem like my best option.
- Of all bad options.

310
00:12:44,227 --> 00:12:45,766
But Fabian's better
than the criminals

311
00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:47,345
- who want to kill you.
- Tough call.

312
00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,188
Stop making this take longer!

313
00:12:49,213 --> 00:12:50,850
I've already lost
half the day with AJ.

314
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:52,411
Half the day of one weekend.

315
00:12:52,436 --> 00:12:54,456
It's not one weekend.

316
00:12:54,481 --> 00:12:56,285
There's always some mission
or emergency

317
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,048
or moron
who won't take our help...

318
00:12:58,073 --> 00:13:01,303
No offense... I just feel like
I'm blowing it as a mother.

319
00:13:01,328 --> 00:13:03,065
- I know how you feel.
- You have kids?

320
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,069
God, no.
Had an absent mother.

321
00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:06,634
It drove me to a life of crime.

322
00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,244
Please? Please, Pam?

323
00:13:09,277 --> 00:13:11,181
Okay, just this once.

324
00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:13,188
This feels like
really bad babysitting.

325
00:13:13,213 --> 00:13:15,557
- We're not giving her a gun.
- It's okay.

326
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,093
Grandma gave me shooting lessons

327
00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:18,496
every year for my birthday,

328
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,727
except when I was in Europe
because she said,

329
00:13:20,752 --> 00:13:22,337
"They traded the right
to bear arms

330
00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,813
for having limp fries."

331
00:13:23,838 --> 00:13:26,644
Fine, but no automatic weapons.

332
00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:32,044
Nobody move.

333
00:13:33,134 --> 00:13:34,554
Aw, hi there, kitty.

334
00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:36,141
AJ, you shouldn't...

335
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,095
That's what you sound like.

336
00:13:40,134 --> 00:13:42,110
Aw, look how ferocious you are.

337
00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:43,915
A ferocious little predator.

338
00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:46,687
What in the damn zookeeper hell?

339
00:13:46,712 --> 00:13:48,095
Language, Pam.

340
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,063
- What are you doing here?
- It's Saturday.

341
00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:52,813
Babou likes to use weekends
to mark new territory.

342
00:13:52,838 --> 00:13:54,860
So that means the shooting range

343
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:56,948
- is now covered in ocelot urine?
- Yeah!

344
00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:58,910
Let's say it's just
the shooting range.

345
00:14:01,899 --> 00:14:04,321
That's...
alarmingly good grouping.

346
00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:06,526
Holy crap!
Who are you, even?

347
00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:08,040
It's just a hobby.

348
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,938
Seriously, who is this kid?

349
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,000
That's weird.

350
00:14:13,704 --> 00:14:15,577
How does it not worry you?

351
00:14:15,611 --> 00:14:17,548
Most things don't worry me,
and I don't know

352
00:14:17,581 --> 00:14:19,619
what you're talking about,
so those two reasons.

353
00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:22,357
I mean the idea
that we're ruining AJ.

354
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,562
Lana, a million things
will ruin AJ.

355
00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:27,500
Us, weird friends,
a bad week at summer camp.

356
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:30,006
Wait, that's your answer?
"She's already ruined"?

357
00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:31,442
I loved my summer camp.

358
00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:33,580
I keep my jogging shoes
in the basket I made.

359
00:14:33,613 --> 00:14:35,551
We get it, you run!

360
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,420
We're all messed up
by something, Lana.

361
00:14:37,454 --> 00:14:39,540
There's murderers
with great parents.

362
00:14:39,565 --> 00:14:42,001
All you can do
is what you're already doing.

363
00:14:42,026 --> 00:14:44,571
Try your best
and hope you get lucky.

364
00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:47,248
That... actually helps a little.

365
00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:48,501
Thanks.

366
00:14:48,907 --> 00:14:51,032
Hey, Pam, we've got the Broker.
Everything's fine.

367
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,526
We'll be back at the office
in ten minutes.

368
00:14:52,551 --> 00:14:53,415
Cool.

369
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,415
Might want to make it sooner.

370
00:14:56,321 --> 00:14:57,962
Boy.

371
00:15:01,744 --> 00:15:04,806
Why would all these criminal
organizations go to our office?

372
00:15:04,831 --> 00:15:06,622
Maybe because
an idiot told them who he was

373
00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:07,860
and where he worked.

374
00:15:07,885 --> 00:15:09,351
I mean, that's one option.

375
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:11,689
To be clear,
we're driving toward a building

376
00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:13,884
full of people who want
to torture and kill me?

377
00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:15,363
- Correct?
- I don't wanna put plans

378
00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:17,100
in their mouths, but probably.

379
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,970
Then I'll be getting out now.

380
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,960
You didn't check him
for weapons?

381
00:15:20,985 --> 00:15:22,310
It's Saturday!

382
00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:23,556
You can just pull over anywhere.

383
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,040
Shoot me.

384
00:15:25,065 --> 00:15:27,454
I am saving my daughter,
you jackhole.

385
00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:29,525
No sense dying for her daughter.

386
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,529
Technically
she's my daughter too.

387
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,332
You two have a child together?

388
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,702
Yes, but not through sex.

389
00:15:34,727 --> 00:15:36,698
This woman took my sperm
to have a baby.

390
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:39,782
- My God.
- Go on.

391
00:15:39,823 --> 00:15:41,095
Yeah,
and then she never told me.

392
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,685
I told you when I was ready.

393
00:15:42,718 --> 00:15:44,868
After AJ was born during a coup.

394
00:15:44,893 --> 00:15:47,293
Not that you cared,
because you abandoned her.

395
00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:49,397
So you faked a kidnapping
to make me care?

396
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,068
Only the first kidnapping.

397
00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:52,571
The other one was real.

398
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,474
Anyway,
she's back from Switzerland,

399
00:15:54,509 --> 00:15:56,011
she barely knows me as a father,

400
00:15:56,044 --> 00:15:58,282
and her mother
is going through a divorce.

401
00:15:58,315 --> 00:16:01,288
You know what?
We gotta save this kid.

402
00:16:03,032 --> 00:16:04,361
Listen up, people.

403
00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:06,251
Until Archer and Lana get back,

404
00:16:06,276 --> 00:16:08,678
as the babysitter,
I'm in charge.

405
00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:11,308
- Yeah, of the kid.
- You wanna try me?

406
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:13,312
Not yet, but keep yelling!

407
00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:15,216
You three, load up in the armory

408
00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:17,020
then run and gun these mofos.

409
00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:19,759
- AJ, "mofos" means...
- I know.

410
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,454
I'll find AJ a place to hide
until it's over.

411
00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:24,215
Over meaning we win?

412
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:25,540
Sure.

413
00:16:30,806 --> 00:16:33,118
Not this again.
Well.

414
00:16:35,301 --> 00:16:36,471
Wait, wait, wait.

415
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,730
We all want same thing, yes?

416
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,601
The Broker dead and bloody.

417
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:44,040
Then maybe we work together, comrades.

418
00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:45,946
Come on, look at us.

419
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,457
The Broker connecting us
one last time.

420
00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:50,165
This guy's the glue, you know?

421
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:53,162
God bless
that soon-to-be dead man.

422
00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:56,599
Can't you rig up an explosive

423
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:58,173
that will take them out
all at once?

424
00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:00,403
Hey, no backseat bomb building.

425
00:17:00,428 --> 00:17:02,753
Yeah, we didn't tell you how
to make your terrible ties.

426
00:17:02,778 --> 00:17:05,298
Wait, you think I make my ties?

427
00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:12,788
AJ, I need you to hide
in the lab.

428
00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:14,167
But I can help.

429
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,737
I swear, I'm ready.

430
00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:18,475
I know you are, honey,
but you shouldn't have to be,

431
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,985
so Pam's got this one,

432
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:22,516
whether you call her
Aunt Pammy or not.

433
00:17:22,651 --> 00:17:24,522
All right, fellas!

434
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:28,477
Don't tell Mom the babysitter's
about to kick your ass!

435
00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:34,775
Taking a lot of bullets here.

436
00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:36,779
Do you want me
to rush this bomb?

437
00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:39,173
No, but I don't love being shot.

438
00:17:39,198 --> 00:17:41,009
And I don't love criticism.

439
00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:42,993
Wait, wait, wait, you didn't
isolate the blast radius.

440
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,427
It'll take us all out...

441
00:17:47,188 --> 00:17:48,570
How are we not dead?

442
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,774
I built it so all the murder
went that way.

443
00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:52,977
Are you
our demolitions expert now?

444
00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:56,173
It's more of a hobby/religion
for me.

445
00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,155
Come out, little girl.

446
00:17:58,188 --> 00:18:00,326
Ivan will not hurt you.

447
00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:03,265
Ivan will just trade you
for Broker...

448
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,415
and give puppy.

449
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,477
You like puppy?

450
00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:14,722
This is for making me

451
00:18:14,755 --> 00:18:16,743
come to the office

452
00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:18,212
on a Saturday!

453
00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,829
Sorry. Apologies.
Jacob, always a pleasure.

454
00:18:29,619 --> 00:18:31,204
Tell me where my daughter is,

455
00:18:31,229 --> 00:18:33,266
or I will rip out your eyes,
shove them up your ass

456
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,572
so that you watch my fist
punch down your throat.

457
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:37,635
I don't even know who you are.

458
00:18:38,181 --> 00:18:39,102
Mommy!

459
00:18:39,127 --> 00:18:40,266
AJ!

460
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:44,657
Sweetie, what did we say
about gunfights?

461
00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:47,420
- Serpentine!
- How adorably competent.

462
00:18:48,757 --> 00:18:50,661
Right, drop your guns.
Do it!

463
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,407
- Bombs too?
- Cheryl.

464
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,303
All right, let's all be cool.

465
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:56,873
Said the man holding my child

466
00:18:56,906 --> 00:18:58,710
- as a human shield.
- Preteen.

467
00:18:58,743 --> 00:19:01,118
This is a babysitter's
worst nightmare.

468
00:19:01,143 --> 00:19:03,048
Yeah, you're definitely
not getting a tip.

469
00:19:03,073 --> 00:19:05,398
No, no, no, no, no,
let's all settle down.

470
00:19:05,423 --> 00:19:07,579
Big Tony, this isn't like you.

471
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,575
I know, it's just,
this didn't go down

472
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,909
like I thought it would,
all right?

473
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:12,774
So more problems with Angie?

474
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:16,172
She wants a big wedding, and
all the guests are her friends,

475
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,199
so...

476
00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:20,887
Damn it!

477
00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:23,790
- Is that an Irish jig?
- Dance camp.

478
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:26,933
Damn it, if they kill him,

479
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,636
we wasted a whole Saturday
for nothing.

480
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:31,609
AJ, honey, I'm so sorry, but...

481
00:19:31,642 --> 00:19:33,613
Go.
I'll stay with Aunt Pammy.

482
00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:36,806
Sh-she called me Aunt Pammy.
I earned it!

483
00:19:37,404 --> 00:19:38,507
He went this way.

484
00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:39,968
I'll get my car
and meet you outside.

485
00:19:39,993 --> 00:19:42,290
I'm pretty sure I left it
in the garage last night.

486
00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:45,040
But not totally sure.

487
00:19:45,262 --> 00:19:47,609
Sergeant Strawberry!

488
00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:49,812
Is that a...

489
00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:52,868
Yes, Lana, it's a lance!

490
00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:55,924
That's them up there.

491
00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:58,212
Could you ride
a little smoother?

492
00:19:58,237 --> 00:20:01,227
Sure, Lana, let me shift
Sergeant Strawberry's gears.

493
00:20:10,112 --> 00:20:11,581
Here, take the reins.

494
00:20:13,183 --> 00:20:14,952
I'm only saying, Dimitri...

495
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:20,118
Was that like 20 feet?
That's gotta be a record.

496
00:20:20,143 --> 00:20:21,551
I don't know,
felt closer to ten.

497
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:22,745
Hey, you have running.

498
00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:24,470
Let me at least have this.

499
00:20:27,888 --> 00:20:31,141
Broker, I'm thrilled
to see you alive.

500
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,759
It's one
of my favorite things to be,

501
00:20:32,784 --> 00:20:35,741
second only to wine tasting
at your vineyard, of course.

502
00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:36,973
How's the harvest?

503
00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:39,344
If the mildew doesn't get
my sauvignons,

504
00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:40,735
the beetles will.

505
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,923
Then we must hurry to get
those grapes in a glass.

506
00:20:45,022 --> 00:20:46,826
How I've missed you.

507
00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:49,431
Okay, what's your trick?

508
00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:50,734
And does it work on daughters?

509
00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:52,571
Instant intimacy?
Well, the trick is,

510
00:20:52,604 --> 00:20:53,773
there is no trick.

511
00:20:53,807 --> 00:20:56,337
I connect
because I genuinely care.

512
00:20:56,362 --> 00:20:58,899
Like how you both care
about your daughter.

513
00:20:59,484 --> 00:21:01,704
See, Lana?
The criminal negotiator

514
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- thinks we're good parents.
- Not what he said.

515
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- Wait, where's AJ?
- She's fine.

516
00:21:06,022 --> 00:21:07,922
She wanted to wait
in Grandma's office.

517
00:21:10,749 --> 00:21:12,304
That had better be juice.

518
00:21:12,329 --> 00:21:13,540
Mommy!

519
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AJ, I'm so sorry.

520
00:21:16,051 --> 00:21:17,888
I wanted this to be
your best Saturday ever.

521
00:21:17,921 --> 00:21:19,016
But it was.

522
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,868
I saw your office
and played with Babou

523
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- and fired a gun and...
- Pam!

524
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What matters is we're all safe.

525
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The takeaway here
is she called me Aunt Pammy.

526
00:21:27,815 --> 00:21:30,956
And we all helped babysit,
which deserves compensation.

527
00:21:30,981 --> 00:21:33,352
- You're a multimillionaire.
- But I'm not a chump.

528
00:21:33,385 --> 00:21:34,727
Amen, sister!

529
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,524
- Can we watch cartoons now?
- I would love that.

530
00:21:39,993 --> 00:21:42,604
God, yeah, it's juice.

531
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My God, I still taste it.

532
00:21:44,775 --> 00:21:46,344
Someone get me some whiskey.

533
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