1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:02,640 What happened to me? 2 00:00:08,958 --> 00:00:13,715 I'm sorry. I tried to warn you. My blood got into your system. 3 00:00:13,718 --> 00:00:17,320 So I turn into a Hulk now too. 4 00:00:18,532 --> 00:00:19,698 Who the hell are you? 5 00:00:19,701 --> 00:00:22,997 - She-Hulk! She-Hulk! She-Hulk! - Ms Walters? 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,082 We just started a Superhuman Law Division, 7 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:28,773 and I want the She-Hulk to be the face of it. 8 00:00:28,776 --> 00:00:31,400 I can't wait to take on whatever case you assign me... 9 00:00:31,403 --> 00:00:34,582 Your first case is the parole of Emil Blonsky. 10 00:00:34,583 --> 00:00:36,123 Also known as Abomination. 11 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:37,332 Jennifer Walters. 12 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:42,124 I've already got a winning strategy, and it is 100% in the bag. 13 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,476 You might wanna take a look at the news right now. 14 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:47,328 After shocking footage leaked showing the Abomination 15 00:00:47,331 --> 00:00:50,773 participating in what appears to be an underground fight club, 16 00:00:50,776 --> 00:00:52,781 after having escaped from prison. 17 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,874 Do you wanna explain to me why you failed to mention 18 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:45,749 that you not only escaped from prison, 19 00:01:45,751 --> 00:01:47,624 but you were also recorded doing so? 20 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:50,707 You said to my face that you never turn into the Abomination anymore. 21 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:53,457 No, I said I choose not to. 22 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:56,874 You know, these were extenuating circumstances. 23 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,624 You understand that this constitutes another crime 24 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:02,581 and totally destroys your chances at parole? 25 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:03,582 What? 26 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:08,082 Nah, 'cause I was forced to leave my cell, 27 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:11,707 but I returned of my own free will. 28 00:02:11,708 --> 00:02:16,207 Who forced you to escape this insanely high-security prison undetected? 29 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:21,374 A Sorcerer Supreme of the Mystic Arts, and his name is... 30 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:24,000 Wong. Just Wong. 31 00:02:24,003 --> 00:02:26,624 And his Internet presence is a little chaotic. 32 00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:29,998 He's either a sorcerer who lives in New York, 33 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,082 or a librarian who lives in Nepal. 34 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,499 Can you get to him? 35 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,750 Yes, Jen. It's me. Of course I can get to him. 36 00:02:35,753 --> 00:02:38,749 I sent a thirst trap. It was a picture of me with a bunch of books. 37 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:40,707 Yeah, well, let's just hope he calls back. 38 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:42,249 If Blonsky's telling the truth, 39 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:44,211 this guy busted him out of his prison cell 40 00:02:44,213 --> 00:02:46,333 and probably ruined my entire case. 41 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:50,195 I know you can't wait to see Wong. I get it. 42 00:02:50,198 --> 00:02:52,071 I wanna make sure that you don't think 43 00:02:52,074 --> 00:02:56,363 this is one of those cameo every week type of shows. It's not. 44 00:02:56,366 --> 00:02:58,288 Well, except Bruce. 45 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:00,695 And Blonsky. And Wong. 46 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,734 Just remember whose show this actually is. 47 00:03:04,737 --> 00:03:08,773 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 48 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:13,707 Attorney Jennifer Walters of law firm GLK and H 49 00:03:13,708 --> 00:03:16,328 has been tapped to represent Emil Blonsky, 50 00:03:16,331 --> 00:03:18,498 also known as the Abomination, 51 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,457 in his upcoming parole hearing. 52 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:22,373 The news has stirred up much controversy. 53 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:23,874 Ever since it's been revealed that 54 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:27,748 Jennifer Walters has a superhero alter-ego called She-Hulk, 55 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:31,624 the statuesque green lawyer has been plagued by public backlash, 56 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:34,331 with many questioning her qualifications. 57 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,960 _ 58 00:03:36,042 --> 00:03:37,666 _ 59 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,041 _ 60 00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:42,497 _ 61 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:47,437 They took the Hulk's manhood away, but then they gave it to a woman? 62 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,517 I don't get it. Why are you turning every superhero into a girl? 63 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,624 So we have a MeToo movement, and now all the male heroes are gone? 64 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:56,624 I have no problem with female heroes. Just saying make your own. 65 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:58,457 I don't know about y'all, but I'd smash. 66 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:01,457 We have Gideon Wilson, the prosecutor 67 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:04,332 who put the Abomination away all those years ago. Gideon. 68 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:06,999 First, I would like to say, it is frankly appalling that 69 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,581 anyone would work towards freeing a monster like the... 70 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,943 Have you seen this insanity? 71 00:04:11,945 --> 00:04:14,082 I don't care what anybody says about me. 72 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:16,498 There's something in this country called due process. 73 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:19,289 - Emil deserves a fair hearing. - You have to respond. 74 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:22,373 You have to be in control of your own narrative. 75 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:23,791 Jennifer Walters speaking. 76 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:26,708 Yes, I will be right there. 77 00:04:28,082 --> 00:04:29,955 Holliway beckons. 78 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:32,248 Come on. This case is huge. 79 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:35,082 People wanna know every single detail about your life. 80 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,373 You're a public figure now. 81 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:39,332 The office has been flooded with calls and requests for interviews, 82 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:40,623 so you should do one. 83 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:42,957 People only care because I'm representing Emil Blonsky. 84 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:45,624 Once that's over, this whole media circus will die down. 85 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:49,749 No, Jen, this is not gonna go away just because you're ignoring it. 86 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,515 Every minute I spend on this crap 87 00:04:51,518 --> 00:04:54,414 is one less minute I spend focusing on my job. 88 00:04:54,416 --> 00:04:57,999 This is absolutely ridiculous. I am incredibly upset. 89 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,957 What kind of office doesn't have any Red Bulls? 90 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:05,874 - Dennis. - No way... Not Jen Walters. 91 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:09,950 Ms. Walters is head of the Superhuman Law Division. 92 00:05:09,953 --> 00:05:12,998 We have too much history for me to be comfortable with her on the case. 93 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,831 I would love to know what this is about and not work on it. 94 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:18,498 - You wanted to see me? - Ah, yes. 95 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:22,082 Mallory Book is also in the Superhuman Law Division. 96 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:26,249 Yeah. No, I can't talk to a 10 about embarrassing man stuff. 97 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:28,757 She could be my next fiancée. 98 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,176 Happy to not be involved. 99 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:35,021 Is he a lawyer? He looks cool. I'll take him. 100 00:05:35,024 --> 00:05:39,749 Well, our friend, Mr. Bukowski from the DA's office, 101 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:43,998 needs help on a delicate matter. 102 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,832 He's been defrauded by an ex-girlfriend 103 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:49,249 and wants to file a suit against her to get his money back. 104 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:52,373 Yeah. I bought her jewelry, flew her to Bali for a photo-shoot, 105 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:54,457 paid off her Volkswagen Passat. Subscribed to... 106 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,248 But why the Superhuman Law Division? 107 00:05:56,250 --> 00:06:00,207 The girlfriend in question is a shapeshifting Light Elf from New Asgard. 108 00:06:00,208 --> 00:06:01,498 Wow, Dennis. 109 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,332 Okay. Well, to be fair, I thought I was dating Megan Thee Stallion. 110 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,498 I'm sorry. What? 111 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:09,164 Sorry. You thought you were dating Megan Thee Stallion? 112 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:12,498 Multiple Grammy award-winner megastar Megan Thee Stallion? 113 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,582 What part of "shapeshifter" did you not get? 114 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:19,124 - You thought she drove a Passat? - This is why I don't want Walters. 115 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:21,623 I'm so sorry. 116 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,457 Ms. Walters, I received your message. 117 00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:29,998 Uh, Mr. Wong. Great entrance. Perfect timing. 118 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,499 - I really need to take this. - You may go. 119 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,624 Thank you. Uh, Pug, good luck. 120 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,873 Dennis... 121 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:40,456 Sorry. 122 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:42,748 Everything Mr. Blonsky told you is factual. 123 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:46,123 I extracted him from the prison against his own wishes, 124 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:48,082 because I required a worthy opponent 125 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:50,582 as part of my training to become Sorcerer Supreme. 126 00:06:50,585 --> 00:06:52,124 And as Sorcerer Supreme, 127 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:54,570 I insist that he not be punished for my actions. 128 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,874 Again, I am not the one who will be punishing him. 129 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:00,707 The parole board will not release him after seeing this video. 130 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:02,852 I know what you're thinking, Ms. Walters, 131 00:07:02,854 --> 00:07:04,998 and I'm not erasing everyone's memories. 132 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:05,999 Not again. 133 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,373 That is not what I was thinking. That is highly unethical. 134 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:10,707 Yeah, it's also very messy, believe me. 135 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:13,248 - Okay. - We'll send him to the Mirror Dimension. 136 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:15,500 - Don't know what that is, but no. - Shadow Dimension? 137 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:18,173 What you can do to help is show up 138 00:07:18,175 --> 00:07:19,999 at the hearing and explain everything. 139 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,623 Very well. We'll reserve sorcery for strategy B. 140 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:24,750 Don't tap your nose. 141 00:07:26,666 --> 00:07:29,623 So, Mr. Bukowski, how much money in cash and gifts 142 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:32,956 did you spend on the Megan Thee Stallion imposter? 143 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:35,039 Oh, man. 144 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:39,499 How about I just say a number, and you tell me higher or lower, okay? 145 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:44,171 Considering that you bought her a mid-sized sedan, how about $50,000? 146 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:47,289 100? 147 00:07:47,291 --> 00:07:52,208 - 200? - $200,000? I am not a fool. 148 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:58,164 - No, it was more like 175. - 100... $175,000? 149 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,623 That's a house in parts of the country, Mr. Bukowski. 150 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:02,083 Yeah, right. 151 00:08:03,164 --> 00:08:05,623 So, are you gonna help me or not? 152 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:08,875 I'm gonna start building your case, and I will be in touch, Mr. Bukowski. 153 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:11,666 All right. 154 00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:18,750 Okay. 155 00:08:19,748 --> 00:08:25,073 _ 156 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:28,882 I'm not really Megan Thee Stallion. 157 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:30,708 What's up, bro? How's it hanging, man? 158 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:34,957 I got a change of heart. I'm gonna drop the case. 159 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:36,457 Wait. What? Just now? You just... 160 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:41,531 The truth is, I think somewhere deep inside, I knew. You know? 161 00:08:41,534 --> 00:08:43,373 I gave those things 'cause I wanted to. 162 00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:47,929 I was just embarrassed to get found out in such a public way. 163 00:08:47,932 --> 00:08:50,830 But at some point in time, you gotta take personal responsibility. 164 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:54,875 - I have to say, this is unexpected. - Well, it's just money after all. 165 00:08:56,208 --> 00:09:00,789 And now, I have a... I got a story to tell. 166 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:06,581 I'm sorry, Mr... This is Pug. 167 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:09,374 Hey, man. I think somebody towed my Cybertruck. 168 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,539 They're saying it was a handicapped spot. 169 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:14,137 I swear it was a Cybertruck spot. 170 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:16,332 Hello? You there? 171 00:09:16,335 --> 00:09:18,994 Your jaw's on the floor because I drive a Cybertruck. 172 00:09:18,997 --> 00:09:20,080 Security! 173 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:26,831 I love harassing women in the workplace. It's my kick, baby. 174 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:30,623 - Not cool. - Let that be a warning. 175 00:09:33,143 --> 00:09:34,242 I don't. 176 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:37,057 You guys know me. 177 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,773 We're coming to you live from 178 00:09:38,776 --> 00:09:41,497 outside the ultra-high security prison 179 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:44,106 where the man known as the Abomination 180 00:09:44,109 --> 00:09:46,207 will appear before a parole board. 181 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:49,249 There is much public furor over the possible release of... 182 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,582 Wait. Is that her? She-Hulk, can we get a word? 183 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:53,999 Is it true you were rejected by the Avengers? 184 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,624 That was Jennifer Walters, also known as She-Hulk, 185 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:59,375 rumored to have been rejected by the Avengers. 186 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:10,171 - Hey. Are you ready for this? - Yeah. 187 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,707 Uh, are those your soulmates? 188 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:15,291 - Ah, yeah. - Okay. 189 00:10:16,281 --> 00:10:17,457 Is Wong about? 190 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:21,332 No. I don't understand how a guy with zero commute time is late. 191 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:25,539 We are here today to determine whether Emil Blonsky is 192 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,648 suitable for return to society after 193 00:10:27,651 --> 00:10:29,914 having served his minimum sentence. 194 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:32,457 In light of recent evidence of a prison escape, 195 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:35,457 I think we all know how this is gonna go. So, let's keep this brief. 196 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:37,375 As Mr. Blonsky's counsel, I would love 197 00:10:37,378 --> 00:10:39,872 to address the alleged prison escape. 198 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,375 We do have a witness 199 00:10:41,378 --> 00:10:45,123 who is able to clear Mr. Blonsky of any wrongdoing on his part. 200 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:47,164 Then we'll start with that then. 201 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:52,789 Well, yes, the witness is prepared to give a statement 202 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:55,123 after Mr. Blonsky gives his. 203 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,582 Are we really entertaining the idea of releasing 204 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:00,248 someone who's been documented escaping from prison? 205 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:04,798 Now hold on. Mr. Blonsky, do you feel you have been rehabilitated? 206 00:11:04,801 --> 00:11:06,218 Uh... 207 00:11:09,242 --> 00:11:14,789 Let's start by saying that I feel great remorse, 208 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:18,414 great shame to those that I've harmed. 209 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:22,601 So, to answer your question, yes, I feel I have been rehabilitated. 210 00:11:22,604 --> 00:11:28,248 I've spent every day of my incarceration focused solely on redemption. 211 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:30,789 I have changed. 212 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:34,124 Emotionally, physically, metaphysically, spiritually, 213 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,998 karmically, cosmically, inter-dimensionally... 214 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,332 Et cetera. 215 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:42,207 What Mr. Blonsky is trying to say is that the man you see before you 216 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,957 is not the same Emil Blonsky as before. 217 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:48,248 All he wants now is to be a contributing member of society. 218 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:51,248 If released, would you have a place to live? 219 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,375 Yeah. You can rely on that. 220 00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:56,912 Mr. Blonsky does own a plot of land 221 00:11:56,914 --> 00:11:59,453 on which he plans to work and reside. 222 00:11:59,456 --> 00:12:01,082 He's going into farming? 223 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:05,873 No. Actually, he plans to open a meditation retreat on the property. 224 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,373 So, just very... Well, you know... 225 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:13,000 And how does Mr. Blonsky intend to fund this endeavor? 226 00:12:14,281 --> 00:12:16,499 Mr. Blonsky is currently 227 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,332 in a long-term committed relationship with several pen pals. 228 00:12:20,335 --> 00:12:23,707 All of whom have pledged to financially support him. 229 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,374 Excuse me. If I could... 230 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,832 - May I clarify? Yeah. - No. 231 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,953 Blair, Ruth, Marta, Sheila, Alejandra, 232 00:12:30,956 --> 00:12:34,331 Yvonne and Nicolette are my soulmates. 233 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:37,582 We met through the prison pen pal program. 234 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:40,291 They are my better eighths. 235 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:44,666 Love you. 236 00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:50,164 I don't think we need to get into that any further. Any other questions? 237 00:12:52,544 --> 00:12:54,997 Blonsky started the prison's literacy program. 238 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,332 He's helped countless prisoners learn how to read. 239 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,625 - _ - He leads guided meditation and yoga for the prisoners. 240 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:06,123 - He saved me from a bad marriage. - That's it, Carl. Let it flow. 241 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,873 Now the library is more than just a quiet place to shiv someone. 242 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:12,874 Instead of toilet wine, prisoners make toilet kombucha. 243 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,707 - I release you, Linda. - Proud of you, Carl. 244 00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:21,124 - I love you so much. - Yeah, okay, we're done with Carl. 245 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:27,625 Is that all? Because there's still the matter of Mr. Blonsky's escape. 246 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,581 Uh... 247 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:42,289 Yes, there were extenuating circumstances that the witness will explain. 248 00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:44,041 If he ever decides to show up. 249 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,999 My apologies, Ms. Walters and Emil. 250 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,998 - Ah! Finally. - I lost track of time. 251 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,248 I've asked Wong here today 252 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:59,124 because he is the man responsible for Emil Blonsky leaving prison. 253 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:03,123 And I do think you will see this whole thing in a totally different light 254 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,406 after hearing from him. 255 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,332 Have you ever heard of a kumite? 256 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,583 Mmm-mmm. 257 00:14:13,046 --> 00:14:15,832 I'd like to move for dismissal of all charges against my client. 258 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:16,999 On what grounds? 259 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,484 Runa is the daughter of an Elfin 260 00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:21,122 diplomat on Asgard and now in New Asgard. 261 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,957 - Did you know about this? - As such, she has diplomatic immunity. 262 00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:26,416 She may have diplomatic immunity in New Asgard, 263 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,455 but we are not in New Asgard. 264 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:30,207 Excuse me, Your Honor, 265 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:35,123 but Asgard is not a place, it is a people. Therefore, I... 266 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:39,164 Thor's inspirational speeches are not admissible in court. 267 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,123 Your Honor, this case is very cut and dry. 268 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:46,206 My client was defrauded of $175,000 by a scam artist. 269 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,457 He deserves compensation 270 00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,957 for the financial and emotional trauma that he's suffered. 271 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:53,124 My client and Mr. Bukowski were in a consensual relationship 272 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,374 - and engaged in role-play. - Oh, gross. 273 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,207 No rational adult would have believed my client's texts 274 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,332 were from the real Megan Thee Stallion. 275 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,582 Mr. Bukowski knew he was dating Miss Runa 276 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,957 and went along with it until it no longer suited him. 277 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,611 I did not. 278 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,955 This was a relationship gone bad, not a scam. 279 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:11,575 Mr. Bukowski was blinded by love. 280 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,492 He absolutely believed that he was 281 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,623 dating the real Megan Thee Stallion. 282 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:18,040 I must say, I find it hard to believe that 283 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,684 Mr. Bukowski could be fooled so easily. 284 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,551 And the onus is on you to prove that, Mr. Pugliese. 285 00:15:23,554 --> 00:15:25,957 That being said, I'll allow this to go to trial. 286 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:29,373 So, Miss Runa, your motion to dismiss is denied. 287 00:15:32,429 --> 00:15:33,583 Crushed that. 288 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,421 And when this is over, I'm canceling 289 00:15:36,424 --> 00:15:38,332 my Hollywood Hookups subscription. 290 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,041 There's clearly no vetting process. 291 00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:46,484 In light of some new information I have 292 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,726 just received, I'm changing my ruling. 293 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,554 Come on, Runa. This is getting a little broad. 294 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,916 Impersonating a judge is illegal. Get down from there. 295 00:16:01,516 --> 00:16:02,625 This is very good for us. 296 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,249 Yuck. 297 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:11,956 In regard to Mr. Blonsky vacating his cell, I gave him no choice. 298 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,791 But it was absolutely his choice to return. 299 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:21,206 I offered him asylum at the Kamar-Taj, which is lovely this time of the year. 300 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,498 But he was quite adamant he be returned 301 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:28,289 to serve out his sentence and repay his debt to society. 302 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,291 Thank you. 303 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:38,046 So you see, Emil Blonsky was forced out of his cell against his will. 304 00:16:38,049 --> 00:16:42,373 And even when offered instant freedom, he chose to return to his cell. 305 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,582 These are not the actions of a criminal 306 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:48,706 but of a reformed man who truly wants to do the right thing. 307 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,515 Well, that may be true of Emil Blonsky, 308 00:16:50,518 --> 00:16:53,874 but when Blonsky uncontrollably becomes Abomination, 309 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:56,656 isn't he a raging monster out for blood? 310 00:16:56,659 --> 00:17:00,625 Uh... Excuse me. If I could just put your minds at ease... 311 00:17:02,015 --> 00:17:04,207 - Oh, no, absolutely not. - Hang on a sec. 312 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,249 - No. No, no. - What? 313 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,498 Emil. Emil, no. 314 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,749 - It's fine, Jen. - No, please. 315 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:15,373 No, no, no, no. You... Don't... No, no, no, no. 316 00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:21,498 Oh, my God. 317 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,374 No, no, no, no. 318 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,125 Everybody just relax 319 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,708 Get out of there! Get him... 320 00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,539 - Oh, my God! - Stop, stop, stop, stop. 321 00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:34,623 - Oh, my God. - Hang on. Force is not necessary. 322 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,082 As you can see, I'm in full control. 323 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:40,206 That's enough! Change back now! 324 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,957 Get down! Down. He's fine. It's fine. He's totally fine. 325 00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,373 - Emil! - All right, all right. Calm down. 326 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,207 Please... 327 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,457 Uh... 328 00:17:55,458 --> 00:18:01,624 Ladies and gentlemen, I beg you to forgive Mr. Blonsky's enthusiasm. 329 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:05,734 He didn't intend to frighten anyone. 330 00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:10,580 In fact, this proves that in every instance, 331 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:16,999 Mr. Blonsky could have broken free but has chosen to remain in his cell. 332 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,051 As his stellar prison record reflects, 333 00:18:20,054 --> 00:18:23,082 Mr. Blonsky spent his entire incarceration 334 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:27,567 practicing a strict regimen of training and self-discipline 335 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:30,499 so that he may walk among his fellow citizens 336 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:35,582 with no chance of becoming a rampaging Abomination again. 337 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:40,062 He deserves a future as a free man and a productive citizen. 338 00:18:40,065 --> 00:18:42,122 Thank you, Ms. Walters. 339 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:45,124 We will adjourn for today and consider all of the facts. 340 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,581 We will reconvene once a decision has been reached. 341 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:51,748 And please, let's get this man some clothes. 342 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,748 - Oh, yeah. - And as for Mr. Wong... 343 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:59,123 Just "Wong." The Sorcerer Supreme. Master of the Mystic Arts. 344 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,207 Leader and former librarian of Kamar-Taj. 345 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,207 Yeah. You realize that 346 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,343 you've just admitted to facilitating 347 00:19:05,346 --> 00:19:08,082 a prisoner escape, which is a crime. 348 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,208 I must depart. 349 00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:24,583 There she is. 350 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,957 How do you plan to take Blonsky down when he rampages again? 351 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:31,749 What about claims that you're one of Blonsky's rumored soulmates? 352 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,999 Is there any truth to the rumors you got your powers 353 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,082 - from a Mafia hit gone wrong? - What? 354 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:38,281 That was Jennifer Walters rushing by, 355 00:19:38,284 --> 00:19:40,957 undoubtedly hoping to avoid the protesters 356 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:43,123 that are gathered just outside the gates here. 357 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,499 And then I get to my car, and some protester has written on it, 358 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,498 "Monster defending a monster." 359 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,707 This can go away with one little interview. 360 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,999 - Good Day LA is thirsty for you. - No, thank you. Hard pass. 361 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,082 I cannot wait for this to be over 362 00:19:56,083 --> 00:20:00,373 so I can go back to being a normal anonymous lawyer. 363 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:03,249 - Who also happens to be a Hulk. - What are you talking about? 364 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:07,498 Jen, the genie is out of the bottle, girl. You are a story now. 365 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,748 Okay, yeah. No. I don't want this. 366 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,623 Oh, my God. You're pregnant with the Abomination's baby, 367 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,207 and you're flaunting a baby-bump. 368 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:16,874 - That's who the father is? - Yeah. 369 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,707 Good God. Dennis Bukowski. 370 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:21,765 Yeah. No, you're gonna need that. 371 00:20:21,768 --> 00:20:24,078 Connecting the A and B story. Nice. 372 00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:26,554 How did you two work with him for so long? 373 00:20:26,557 --> 00:20:29,582 Oh, I killed him in my head several times, in many different ways. 374 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:32,123 And yet he was convinced that she had a crush on him. 375 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:35,332 - The man is almost terminally deluded. - I'd call him gross. 376 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,082 Yeah. Just gross. 377 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:39,458 Hey, would you be willing to say that under oath? 378 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,623 I swear the testimony I'm about to give today 379 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,123 is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. 380 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,363 Hey, P-Dog, how is Jen our best option? 381 00:20:47,365 --> 00:20:49,373 I gave you a whole list of my boys. 382 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,956 Jen is gonna help us clinch this. Trust me. 383 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:56,498 Ms. Walters, how would you describe your relationship to Mr. Bukowski? 384 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,623 We worked together for several years at the DA's office. 385 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,765 Would you say that you know Mr. Bukowski fairly well? 386 00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:05,998 Definitely. We worked regularly on cases together, 387 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,195 so I've spent a lot of time with Mr. Bukowski. 388 00:21:10,198 --> 00:21:12,249 Did he ever share his personal life with you? 389 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,997 Specifically, his dating life. 390 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,998 Yes, he would, prolifically and unprompted. 391 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,208 You wanted to know. 392 00:21:19,171 --> 00:21:21,406 How would you characterize Mr. Bukowski 393 00:21:21,409 --> 00:21:23,708 in relation to his romantic life? 394 00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:28,872 Self-absorbed, chauvinistic, conceited. 395 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:33,582 He once described himself as a New York 10 and an LA 11. 396 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,207 He nicknamed his office the Dennisphere... 397 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,248 Objection. Relevance. 398 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,686 Mr. Bukowski, need I remind you that 399 00:21:42,688 --> 00:21:45,015 you're not representing yourself here? 400 00:21:45,018 --> 00:21:46,749 And this is your witness. 401 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:50,374 But I agree. Mr. Pugliese, get to your point. 402 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,957 It's been stated many times in this courtroom 403 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:55,123 that a man of reasonable intelligence 404 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:58,706 would never think that he was dating the real Megan Thee Stallion. 405 00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,858 In your opinion, Ms. Walters, do you think 406 00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:03,249 that Dennis Bukowski would believe 407 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:07,124 that he could actually pull Megan Thee Stallion? 408 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:12,332 Yes. Dennis Bukowski is an almost pathologically entitled man. 409 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,019 He would absolutely believe that he's 410 00:22:14,021 --> 00:22:15,707 dating the real Megan Thee Stallion 411 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,453 because he is truly that delusional. 412 00:22:18,456 --> 00:22:20,208 No further questions, Your Honor. 413 00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,304 In the case of Bukowski v. Runa, 414 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,248 I award full damages to Dennis Bukowski 415 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:36,117 in the amount of $175,000. 416 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:37,249 In addition, 417 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:43,623 we also sentence the defendant to 60 days for impersonating a judge. 418 00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,789 No, no, no, no, no, no. 419 00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,873 That's right. There's only one Megan Thee Stallion. 420 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:50,206 Make some noise. 421 00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,748 Ah! 422 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,498 You guys think I have a shot with the real Megan Thee Stallion? 423 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,499 Should I go back? 424 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,624 No. No. Please, don't do that. Thanks for that testimony in there, Jen. 425 00:22:58,625 --> 00:22:59,749 It was my pleasure. 426 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:02,457 The sad part is that elf's just gonna get a slap on the wrist. 427 00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:04,748 I wish there was a way we could remove her powers 428 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,123 and make sure she doesn't victimize anyone else. 429 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,291 Oh! Did Dennis Bukowski just give me an idea? 430 00:23:11,484 --> 00:23:12,958 That will stay between us. 431 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:23,749 We've just received word the parole board has reached a decision. 432 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:40,749 After reviewing his record, 433 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:44,457 we hereby grant Mr. Blonsky's release on parole, effective immediately. 434 00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:45,623 Yes. 435 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,872 As a condition of his parole, 436 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:52,373 Mr. Blonsky is prohibited from turning into Abomination indefinitely, 437 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:55,457 and is ordered to wear an inhibitor in perpetuity. 438 00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:57,852 Any violation of this condition will 439 00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:00,437 result in his immediate return to prison. 440 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,896 Understood. Thank you. 441 00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:06,856 Thank you, Jen. I'm in your debt, you know. 442 00:24:06,859 --> 00:24:07,999 Spiritually, of course. 443 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,374 Just stay out of the news. That's all I ask. 444 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:12,957 I don't wanna read any more stories about either of us. 445 00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:14,582 You might wanna reconsider that. 446 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:17,707 They're gonna write a story about you one way or the other, you know. 447 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,500 Better to be a part of it, really. 448 00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:27,123 The Abomination is now a free man. 449 00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:28,859 Here with us in the studio, the lawyer 450 00:24:28,862 --> 00:24:31,374 responsible for his release, She-Hulk. 451 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:34,248 Yeah, my name is Jennifer Walters, not She-Hulk, 452 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:38,734 and my client's name is Emil Blonsky, not the Abomination. 453 00:24:38,737 --> 00:24:39,874 Got it. 454 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:41,937 The high-profile nature of this case and 455 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:44,373 the fact that you yourself are a Hulk 456 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:47,164 has catapulted you into the public eye. 457 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:49,999 So, tell us, how did you come up with the name She-Hulk? 458 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,921 Oh! Funny story, I didn't. 459 00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:55,707 Some random guy on the news came up with it 460 00:24:55,708 --> 00:25:00,414 after thinking about it for, like, two seconds, but it stuck. 461 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:04,998 So, now whether I like it or not, I am forever She-Hulk. 462 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,624 Great. We have to take a break. 463 00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:10,582 When we come back, She-Hulk shares her diet and exercise secrets. 464 00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:11,748 I'm sorry. What? 465 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,125 I got her. Come on, guys. I got her. 466 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,833 Oh, wait. 467 00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:48,914 Get off me. 468 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:55,998 If you're gonna strut around showing off your powers, 469 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,582 you better be able to back it up. 470 00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:01,312 When did I ever strut around and show off my powers? 471 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:09,875 Did you guys rob an Asgardian construction worker? 472 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,335 Yeah. 473 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,998 All right, let's do this. 474 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,289 Sorry. 475 00:26:32,853 --> 00:26:34,644 Okay, bad idea, bad idea. 476 00:26:34,647 --> 00:26:36,273 - Fall back! - Go, go, go! 477 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:42,498 Okay, fellas, I admit that did not go exactly as I imagined it. 478 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,989 Thunderball, did you get it? 479 00:26:43,992 --> 00:26:47,059 No. Once she turned into She-Hulk, 480 00:26:47,062 --> 00:26:48,998 I couldn't pierce that nasty green skin. 481 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,123 Damn it. Boss is gonna be mad. 482 00:27:03,171 --> 00:27:07,898 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 483 00:28:53,162 --> 00:28:56,077 Hi. There's my new favorite client. 484 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,953 Just... Just your signature there. 485 00:28:58,956 --> 00:29:01,873 And then just initial. Good. 486 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,500 And initials up here. 487 00:29:11,789 --> 00:29:13,041 Huh. 488 00:29:20,414 --> 00:29:23,117 Oh, you are way more fun than my last lawyer. 489 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,208 - I will kill for you, Megan Thee Stallion. - Dial it back.