1 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:22,521 Gotham City. Demons are rising up. 2 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,773 Criminals breathe in the shadows. 3 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:27,609 Blood paints the streets like graffiti. 4 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:29,821 My home needs Night wing. 5 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:33,198 Uh, anyone want to switch seats? 6 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,581 Finally! Hey, next time we steal an invisible jet, 7 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,209 let's just, like, fly home before it explodes. 8 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,545 Hello, Alfred. 9 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,922 Looks like the prodigal son has returned... 10 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:52,926 What up, Gotham City? You ready to lick off my toes? 11 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:55,721 Harley and Ivy are back! 12 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,223 That's how you wax poetic, you fucking dork. 13 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,893 My word! 14 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,646 - Hmm. - I'll grab a cab. 15 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:10,235 Mmm. Hoda Kotb, your pantry is beyond organized. 16 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:13,071 An oatmeal shelf. I am gagged! 17 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:16,116 My Meyer lemon tree is finally producing fruit. 18 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,410 You know, they're not like regular lemons. 19 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:21,331 It's that hint of sweetness that makes all the diff... 20 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,834 Hello, clayfaces and shark men! 21 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,379 And me! 22 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:32,591 I got your cheap Hudson News-ass postcard from Paris. 23 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,426 I know you got this shit at the airport. 24 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,386 Oui, oui, motherfucker! 25 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:39,306 Oh, you're back! And creating all kinds of fun new holes in the wall. 26 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:44,353 Did you know Mr. Kool-Aid improved to that style of entry on the day? 27 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,188 Some talent you cannot teach. 28 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:49,149 Well, stealing classic commercial bits are only the beginning 29 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:53,070 because now that the crew's back together, we got mad plans, yo! 30 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,447 I knew you'd come back for a giant caper. 31 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,990 So what are we going to do? 32 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:59,785 Okay, Ivy came up with the most badass, most genius, 33 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,329 crazy, sexy, cool plan ever! 34 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,622 Well, I... I wouldn't go that far. 35 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,957 It is so awesome and fucked-up, 36 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,543 it would make Lex Luthor shit his pants! 37 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,003 That man does not shit his pants for anything. 38 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:12,297 Dear heavens, Harley, tell us what the plan is. 39 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,799 It's Ivy's plan. You gotta ask her. 40 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,635 I know you guys are used to me being in charge, 41 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,596 but this is all Ivy, her time to shine. 42 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:20,682 Hit it, Ivy. 43 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:24,059 Oh, yes. 44 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,477 I will hit it 45 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,814 'cause I'm the boss lady, if you will. 46 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:32,360 The big honcho, the top pepperoni. 47 00:02:34,153 --> 00:02:35,571 You know what, guys? 48 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,531 We just walked in. I haven't even unpacked. 49 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:41,201 I smell like a bus. Can we just talk about the plan in a little bit? 50 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:44,621 You are gonna cream when you hear this plan. Huh. 51 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:47,917 And once again, our house is a home. 52 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:54,257 Huh. Feels smaller. 53 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,968 Uh... Why does this suit have boobs? 54 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,596 If you want to keep that one, I have a spare in my locker. 55 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:04,391 This is my alcove, and you're not Batman. 56 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:05,685 He wishes, right? 57 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:10,522 He doesn't wish. I'm Batgirl. 58 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:15,068 And you're Dick Grayson. Last of the Flying Gray sons, ward of Bruce Wayne, 59 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:19,781 the original Robin, Teen Titan, and now the protector of Bludhaven. 60 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:21,825 Night wing! 61 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,535 Night wing. Got it. 62 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,786 You were gone for a while. 63 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:26,914 We had to make some expansions stick. 64 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,958 Well, I see you've installed some new darkened corners, and it's Night wing. 65 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:33,211 We're equals. Not Batman and Robin. 66 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,504 Got that right. 67 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:36,423 Ah, I thought you were four. 68 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:40,052 It's been eight years. That's how time works, dickwad. 69 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,053 What's with your voice? 70 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,179 What are you talking about? 71 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,972 It's a bit overly serious. 72 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:47,059 I think it's an appropriate amount of serious. 73 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,605 Firefly's attacking the Gotham corn factory, 74 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:55,233 but he's going to see his plan go up in flames. To the Batmobile! 75 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:56,235 Shotgun. 76 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:01,073 Don't worry. You can ride with The Macaroni. 77 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,492 Who's The Macaroni? 78 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,453 Your chariot awaits. 79 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,580 Fuck The Macaroni. 80 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,249 Good evening. Welcome. 81 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,668 Bienvenue. 82 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,045 Is this an MLM? 'Cause I'm in. 83 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:18,715 - The dictionary defines terraforming as... - Ooh, ooh, me! 84 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,592 - Yes? - You're doing great. 85 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:24,638 Thank you. So thousands of years ago, Gotham looked like this. 86 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,307 Before it became trash like this. 87 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:31,603 We're going to reanimate the dead plant matter underneath the city 88 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:35,273 and supercharge it to terraform Gotham into this. 89 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:37,178 Well, I'm sold. 90 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:39,569 Harls, just hang on a second, I haven't said the actual plan. 91 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,446 I thought she was finished too. 92 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:45,534 Now, to terraform this city, I need to create the Eden Serum. 93 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:50,497 But to do that, I need a compound found only in prehistoric mosquitoes 94 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,332 that have been trapped in sap. 95 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:55,210 - Like in Jurassic Park! - Uh... Yeah. I mean, I don't... Sure. 96 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:57,462 - She's never even seen Jurassic Park! - Guys... 97 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:00,549 What? You are missing out on 60% of my personality. 98 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,969 Why do you think I kept making Jeff Goldblum references? 99 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,929 The good news is that 100 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:09,641 our friends over at the Natural History Museum have such a mosquito. 101 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,351 Then let us heist! 102 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:14,980 I call the role of... Eleanor St. Cloud. 103 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:19,776 She's a widowed archaeologist fresh off her latest find, love. 104 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:22,195 Actually, if you go ahead and pick up your binders, 105 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:25,323 I've already assigned each of you a fantastic role. 106 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:26,825 "Lookout number two"? 107 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,494 The roles have been carefully chosen based on ability. 108 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:32,622 And this heist has been planned, dare I say, to perfection. 109 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,833 - What about hidden security cams? - It's in the binder. 110 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,543 - What about lasers? - Also in the binder. 111 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:38,712 What if one of the day guards picks up an extra shift 112 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,173 so he can finally propose to his high school squeeze? 113 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:45,552 He quit smoking ages ago, but carries around a cigarette for the smell. 114 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:47,637 Nervous about the proposal... 115 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:50,140 ...he goes out for a whiff of the old confidence stick and spots us. 116 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,059 That's not in the binder because it's not going to happen. 117 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,602 Guys, I've thought of everything, okay? 118 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,729 I mean, look how sick this binder is. 119 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,606 That is leadership. 120 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,484 I know I wasn't invited on this adventure, but I do have n-zotes. 121 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,236 Not listening to you. Okay, so that's the plan. 122 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:06,448 Great plan. 123 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:09,034 Sorry if this clap sounds sarcastic. 124 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,995 I sprained my hand playing table tennis. 125 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,705 What the hell are you doing here, Bane? 126 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:17,334 I am here for revenge! 127 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:22,714 I gave Ivy and Kite Man a very expensive pasta maker for their wedding, 128 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,008 but they didn't get married! 129 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:27,177 It's gauche to keep the gift. 130 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:30,055 Yeah, and it's double gauche to ask for it back, you dick stick. 131 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,225 And we don't even know where it is. 132 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:42,151 I asked nicely, but next time I return, there will be no good manners. 133 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,696 All right, boss, time to steal a mosquito. 134 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:47,781 Okay, on three. 135 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,158 One, two, three! 136 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:54,204 Shit! Sorry I didn't tell you what to say on three. I just counted. 137 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,082 Should we go again? No, let's just go. 138 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:06,258 All clear. 139 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,260 You know why I picked up this extra shift? 140 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,678 Because I need a little extra money. 141 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,680 I'm proposing to my high school sweetheart, 142 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,599 and I don't know why this is so nerve-wracking. 143 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,976 We're basically married. 144 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,435 I quit smoking a long time ago. 145 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,271 I just carry it around for the smell. 146 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,606 What, King Shark and his gang? 147 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,030 Ah, shit on a pony, there shouldn't be guards here... 148 00:07:25,032 --> 00:07:26,266 Come on, let's go, let's go. 149 00:07:28,112 --> 00:07:29,612 _ 150 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,451 - Ive, what do we do? - Run! 151 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:35,453 Did she just ditch us? 152 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:37,956 Okay. Ivy is not leading our next thing. 153 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,542 Okay, look, I'm sure this is just part of the plan. 154 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,544 She's got it under control. Okay? 155 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,172 Was this in the binder? 156 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,635 Oh, good! You got the magic bug. 157 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,524 - What now, Ive? - Should we escape through the basement? 158 00:07:52,526 --> 00:07:53,847 Or bust open the front door? 159 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,975 Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! 160 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,227 Ah! 161 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:08,528 How is an Ivy plan even more of a disaster than a Harley plan? 162 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:09,947 It's a surprise to me too. 163 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,950 Okay. Successful heist, right? 164 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,660 All right. 165 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,246 Yeah. It looks like it went great, boss. 166 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,999 Look, there's dead plant matter under this piece of concrete, 167 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:25,503 and when I apply the Eden Serum, it will reanimate the plant and enhance it. 168 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:26,923 Watch and learn. 169 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:32,010 Ah, yes! 170 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,971 Oh-ho, success! 171 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,474 Oh, my gosh, this is... 172 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,937 Oh, no! 173 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,272 Aah! 174 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,191 Oh! 175 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,867 Oh, that's terrifying! 176 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:57,578 Oh, my God. 177 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,375 Shit! Shit! Shit! 178 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:12,051 I'm not going to repeat what that plant said, but he fucking hates you. 179 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,018 Knock, knock. I'mma coming in, so I'm gonna... 180 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,773 Hey, Ive, I can't find the opening to your flower. 181 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,693 Which is a first. 182 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,695 - Hey! - I screwed it up. 183 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,905 I screwed up the Eden Serum formula. 184 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,490 What makes you think that? 185 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:37,409 There are too many cooks in the kitchen. 186 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,829 It will be way better if I can just work on this plan alone. 187 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:45,000 Yeah, no problem. I will tell King Shark and Clayface it is just gonna be us. 188 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,293 I will let them down easy. 189 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,462 I mean alone, Harley. Like, just me. 190 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,056 Okay, what's the plan? 191 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,308 Batgirl, take out the goons. 192 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,809 Robin, get the sprinklers back online. 193 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:03,852 Night wing... 194 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,146 Wait. Where's Night wing? 195 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,356 Evening, gentlemen. 196 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,734 Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play with matches? 197 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,777 Well, maybe he doesn't have a mom 198 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,155 or wasn't raised in a traditional household. 199 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,449 You're making a lot of assumptions here. 200 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,617 It's the Bat Family. Get them. 201 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:20,995 Change of plans, I guess. 202 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,794 The plan was to be discreet. 203 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,213 I don't do discreet. 204 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,673 Hey! 205 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,684 Firefly, twelve o'clock. 206 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,146 I'm on it. 207 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,360 Whoa... 208 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,163 We need to do something about the team. 209 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,582 Yeah, I have notes for everyone. 210 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,418 We're still getting pizza after this, right? 211 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:11,419 Give me that. 212 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,589 Ugh, ugh! 213 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,342 I cannot believe that she doesn't want me. 214 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,676 I mean us, us! 215 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:21,221 If I've learned anything from my one day 216 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,640 on the set of the Thomas Wayne biopic, 217 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:27,394 everyone can be a star in their own role. Give her time. 218 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,522 I'm sure Ivy will inhabit the character of leader. 219 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,691 Good luck with that. 220 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,861 I've known Ivy for 20 years and she didn't even let me be a part of the plant plan, 221 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,030 and I'm a goddamn plant. That's my thing. 222 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:43,660 I wish there was some way to teach her how important teamwork is. 223 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,413 Are you looking for a fun team-building activity? 224 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,873 That's exactly what I need. 225 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,875 Something to foster camaraderie. 226 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,794 Perhaps you need to foster group camaraderie. 227 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,380 It's at the top of my foster list above the kittens. 228 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,801 ? If you want to have fun And do it as a team 229 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,469 ? To Green Street ? 230 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,845 I have an idea. 231 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,013 Is it the commercial we all just heard? 232 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:07,560 No, I am not a dumb sponge soaking up, spitting out whatever I hear on TV. Okay? 233 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,236 Uh, usually when a bomb beeps, it's a bad thing. 234 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,489 Because they're about to explo... 235 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,907 Eh. 236 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,413 Your card's been declined. 237 00:12:24,415 --> 00:12:26,411 Impossible. I use autopay. 238 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,913 I also went paperless to save the trees. 239 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,124 Declined. There's a hold for identity theft. 240 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,250 You'll have to talk to your bank. 241 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,793 This is outrageous! 242 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,212 I need to blow up a mall tonight. 243 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:37,755 Could you hold it for me? 244 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:41,217 If I do that for you, I gotta do it for everybody. 245 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:44,262 You're giving my explosives to freaking Calendar Man? 246 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,307 What's he going to blow up? Valentine's Day? 247 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,725 I hate this place. 248 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:53,813 I will take the full fury of my business elsewhere. 249 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,774 The ransom video said they're holding Harley in here. 250 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:57,984 Well, are you sure? 251 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,278 What the hell is this place? Huh? 252 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:04,324 A great way to take your mind off things and let those creative juices flow. 253 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,075 So, being kidnapped... 254 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,620 Was, on second thought, an over-the-top lie to get you here, 255 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,331 - which, by the way, took a lot of work. - And where is here? 256 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,583 An escape room! Oh, no! 257 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:17,337 Did we stumble upon the abandoned home of Professor Phineas T. Puzzler? 258 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,423 Eccentric inventor and noted recluse. 259 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,800 The only way out of this mysterious mansion 260 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:26,012 is to solve a series of clues, each more fiendish than the next. 261 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,348 You know, there's no way I'm going to do that. 262 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:32,727 Oh, it's just one hour, and I already forged your signature on the release, so, ha. 263 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,693 Oh, great. Noobs. 264 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,363 It was half price if we didn't ask for a private group. 265 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,574 I'm Nelvin Eckles, escape room extraordinaire. 266 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,992 You don't follow me on social? 267 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,202 Yeah, I'm done. 268 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,503 I'm not spending an hour with this guy. 269 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,208 Wait. Is this thing real? 270 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,834 - Ahoy. - Riddler? 271 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,003 It's me, Professor Puzzler, 272 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,006 who's trapped in an escape room with minutes to spare. 273 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,760 A wrong answer would lead you to your mortal despair. 274 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,680 Fail to solve the puzzle, you'll be squashed like a bug. 275 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,431 Win and you'll get a group photo 276 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:14,185 and personalized mug, limited to 11 characters. 277 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,398 Huh! The ad did not mention this. 278 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,193 Guys, it's gonna be okay. We'll figure this out. 279 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,821 - Okay, we won't but Ivy will. - Ah, shit maggots. 280 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,615 I should be working on the Eden Serum right now. Ugh! 281 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:31,578 And you're gonna totally figure that out, right after you help us out of this jam 282 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,538 because there is no one... 283 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,332 Damn it, Harley! Please stop telling me how smart and what a great leader I am. 284 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,043 I don't want the responsibility. I don't. Not a good leader! 285 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,713 You've got to stop hitting things when you're mad. 286 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,048 It's ironic, I know, but... 287 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,302 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 288 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,141 Huh? 289 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,728 - Okay, ID? - I'm Bane. 290 00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,857 You know... Bane! Bane. 291 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,817 Okay, so we put a hold on your account 292 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,278 due to suspicious activity, and we can go through the charges. 293 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,239 So there's, like, $20 at Big Belly Burger at 8:00 a.m. 294 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,242 Yeah, I like that breakfast sandwich as much as the next guy. 295 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,412 Another $30 at Big Belly Burger at 9:00 a.m. 296 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,539 Well, perhaps it's more than the next guy. 297 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,790 Twenty-five cases of hard seltzer. 298 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,251 One hundred cals and cheaper in bulk. 299 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,962 There's nothing suspicious about these activities. 300 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,006 The wedding dress worn by Sarah Jessica Parker 301 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,634 in the Sex and the City movie, that was such a cash grab, 302 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,970 and you paid $50,000 for it. I'm sorry, what? 303 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:35,141 You can't put a price on a bespoke Vivienne Westwood. 304 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,851 It's a work of art! 305 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,020 I know I'm just, like, a simple bank teller or whatever, 306 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:43,066 but looking at your purchase history, I'm just like, are you depressed? 307 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,194 No... 308 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,987 I couldn't help but wonder. 309 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,365 Was the teller telling the truth? 310 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,783 Was I depressed? 311 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,119 Perhaps my identity had been stolen, 312 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,789 by myself. 313 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,626 Mmm. 314 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,212 - So we're gonna die, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. 315 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,006 And it might be incredibly painful. 316 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,258 If you'd like, I can just eat you right now. 317 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,386 Just save you the trouble. 318 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,970 Piss cakes of a dick... 319 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:16,224 Let the game begin, my sad little pawns. 320 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,352 Your opponent awaits, a chess master of brawls. 321 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,480 Time's wasted in danger, will never abate. 322 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:27,235 So make haste and escape, with a nimble checkmate. 323 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,986 Gonna need you to step aside, ma'am. 324 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,739 Card-carrying Mensa member. JK, Mensa doesn't gift cards. 325 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,242 My incredible brain is my card. 326 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:39,914 I know this is terrifying, but I am so impressed 327 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,375 - with the production value. - Right? 328 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,502 So what are you doing here? 329 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,170 What are you doing here? 330 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,356 I heard the commercial and thought, "That's what we need..." 331 00:16:48,358 --> 00:16:49,882 - Group camaraderie! - Yes! 332 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,551 Yes, that's why I brought us here. 333 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,177 We are so fricking smart. 334 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,346 I can't believe we got tricked into coming here by Riddler. 335 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,723 It was a catchy commercial. 336 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,350 It was so catchy. 337 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,478 Ha! Checkmate, bitches. 338 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,896 Whoo! 339 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,940 You're welcome. 340 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,986 Hey, Searching for Bobby Fuck stick, you just killed us. 341 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:12,029 You're right. 342 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,906 I'm so stupid. 343 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,950 Stupid, stupid, stupid! 344 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:19,454 And on IMDB, I'm actually listed as Clayface, Roman numeral four. 345 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,874 But I hope I'll reclaim numeral one when they update my credits 346 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,210 to include my role in the new Thomas Wayne movie. 347 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,046 What Thomas Wayne movie? 348 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,174 Great, great, great, great! I'm going to die with the eighth Robin. 349 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,259 I'm the first! 350 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:37,388 I thought I could cape crusade on my own, but I let Tarantula kill Blockbuster. 351 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,891 It was big news in Bludhaven. 352 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,350 If the Bat Family knew about it, 353 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,394 they'd know what a failure I was. 354 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,529 If it was big news, don't you think they'd already know about it? 355 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,524 I'm going to kill myself. 356 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,235 You do not have to do that. We're going to die in, like, three and a half minutes. 357 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,779 Not fast enough! 358 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,739 Hey, I want to get out of here, and I'm trying to form 359 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,200 a complete fucking thought before acting on it. Unlike you... 360 00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,411 Yeah, well, the spikes ain't gonna wait for you to come up with something perfect. 361 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,538 You might as well come up here with me. 362 00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,874 I should have never left Gotham in the first place. 363 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,626 I got restless and Batman pushed me. 364 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,086 Oh, my God, shut up! 365 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:13,049 He said, "Failure isn't fatal, but failure to change might be." 366 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,426 Later, I found out he was just quoting John Wooden, 367 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,095 which is so basic! 368 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,056 Oh, maybe that's it. Maybe we have to fail to succeed. 369 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,557 Riddler's shit about checkmate. 370 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:25,061 He didn't say it was us doing the checking, mate. 371 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,939 Ugh, yeah, I'm going to kill myself too. 372 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,611 Try jamming the gears. Stall. 373 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,614 Okay, Mensa boy, what's the quickest way to lose a chess match? 374 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,407 That's easy. It's called a fool's mate. 375 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,451 - It dates back to... - Ugh, just tell me what to move! 376 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,704 Okay, okay. Move your F pawn up one. 377 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,502 Okay, now move your G pawn up two. 378 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,093 - I did it. - Oh, my God! 379 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,388 We are not going to die. 380 00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:01,097 Haven't they exploited that poor, rich Wayne family enough? 381 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,350 Every few years, there's another film depicting the Waynes' murder. 382 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,143 We get it. Crime alley. 383 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:09,313 The pearls, those pearls, their beautiful child 384 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,525 watches them fall, as life is extinguished 385 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,236 from his mother's eyes, so too is his innocence. 386 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,155 It's one thing for Bruce Wayne to talk about his trauma, 387 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,616 but for others to do it over and over again... 388 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,412 Yes, yes, go on. I can use all of this. 389 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,962 - Oh, look, we did it. - Teamwork! 390 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,839 - Ive! - Harles. 391 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,008 Did my stupid, smart escape room idea work? 392 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:41,679 I mean, we still might die, but sure. I don't know how you did it, 393 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,390 setting me up to tackle my exact issue back there. 394 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,309 I mean, embracing failure to win. 395 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,685 How did you find this place? 396 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,270 I have no idea what you're talking about, 397 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,272 but no one expects you to be perfect. 398 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,773 We will always have your back, 399 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,526 - even if you screw up. - This is very touching, 400 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,987 and it will make an excellent Hallmark movie... 401 00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,281 But we're going to die in three minutes! 402 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:04,994 No, we're not because I'm going to do everything I can to save us. 403 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,079 And who cares if it's not perfect? 404 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,623 - I am... - I just finished it. 405 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,041 - Thank God. - Oh, great. 406 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,959 Yeah, congrats. You got it. Fuck you! 407 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,794 Please exit to the right and leave the upper view 408 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,506 to collect your photo and mug. Eleven characters! 409 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,512 You've got this, Ive. We are all here for you. 410 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,015 You gave this to that knobby-kneed dandelion. 411 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,393 - This is too strong. - Okay, just hand me that. 412 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,981 If I fail, I fail. 413 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,234 And we'll try again tomorrow, right? 414 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,914 Yes! 415 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,750 You did it! Oh, you're such a smoke show when you're planning. 416 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,628 Oh, something's wrong. Something's very wrong. 417 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,254 Whoa! 418 00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:58,714 Not in a hot and sexy way. 419 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,424 Run, run! 420 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,927 Shit... It went down my throat! 421 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:10,978 At last! I shall have my revenge for the pasta maker. 422 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,897 Oh, oh, wow. 423 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,275 I... I feel nothing. 424 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,444 I couldn't help but wonder. 425 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,990 Did I need a therapist after all? 426 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:30,705 Is anyone hurt? Suffering from current traumatic stress disorder? 427 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,207 Oh, no. Frank didn't make it out. 428 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,668 Frank, are you... 429 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,087 Are you okay? 430 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:39,922 I am... 431 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,343 a God! 432 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,555 Do you have any fours? 433 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,140 Okay, let's try again. 434 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,183 Hi, I'm Night wing. 435 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:54,103 I know. Last of the Flying Gray sons, ward of Bruce Wayne, the original Robin. 436 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,354 No, no. 437 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,733 Night wing, member of the Bat Family. 438 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,152 You forgot "giant dickhead," dickhead! 439 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,987 It's Firefly. 440 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,530 He's attacking an orphanage. 441 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,115 Quick, Bat Family, to the Batmobile! 442 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,825 - Shotgun. - You can ride with me. 443 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:08,826 Thanks. 444 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,911 Maybe next time... 445 00:22:23,645 --> 00:22:26,717 sync and corrections by solfieri www.addic7ed.com