1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,116 It's true. I am a Hulk. 2 00:00:03,119 --> 00:00:04,593 Let me get you up to speed. 3 00:00:04,596 --> 00:00:06,309 Look out! 4 00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:11,718 What happened to me? 5 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,844 Jen, I'm sorry, 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,226 but my blood got into your system. 7 00:00:16,229 --> 00:00:19,343 So I turn into a Hulk now, too. 8 00:00:20,555 --> 00:00:23,788 We have to make sure of your ability to regulate your emotions, 9 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,998 especially your anger. 10 00:00:27,083 --> 00:00:30,081 Fine. Teach me how to Hulk. 11 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:32,373 So I'm clearly nailing it at all these things, 12 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:35,206 and I'm happy to now get back to my life. 13 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:38,123 Whether you like it or not, you're now a superhero. 14 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:41,748 The idea of being a superhero is not appealing to me. 15 00:00:47,001 --> 00:00:48,813 And that's how it all happened. 16 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,772 I was right and Bruce was wrong. 17 00:00:50,775 --> 00:00:52,773 And I never have to be a Hulk. 18 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,400 You need to do your thing. 19 00:00:56,403 --> 00:00:58,125 Right now? In front of everybody? 20 00:01:02,773 --> 00:01:04,081 Who the hell are you? 21 00:01:04,083 --> 00:01:06,666 Jennifer Walters, attorney at law. 22 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:42,873 ...the aftermath of this chaos, 23 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:45,390 a new superhero appears responsible for stopping the rampage... 24 00:01:45,393 --> 00:01:47,445 Sketches show a stunning scene from 25 00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:49,429 the Metropolitan Courthouse today, 26 00:01:49,432 --> 00:01:52,093 where superpowered influencer Titania 27 00:01:52,096 --> 00:01:54,788 caused panic while fleeing traffic court. 28 00:01:54,791 --> 00:01:56,632 In the aftermath of the chaos, 29 00:01:56,635 --> 00:02:00,508 a new superhero appears responsible for stopping the rampage. 30 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:04,467 And she's been identified as Deputy District Attorney Jennifer Walters. 31 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:06,757 Members of the jury are calling the green woman 32 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,466 a hero who saved lives. 33 00:02:08,469 --> 00:02:10,497 We go live now to an eyewitness. 34 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,206 Can you tell us about what you saw today? 35 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:14,195 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this chick, 36 00:02:14,198 --> 00:02:15,390 pretty decent, 37 00:02:15,393 --> 00:02:18,208 turned into a Hulk, like a chick-Hulk. 38 00:02:19,231 --> 00:02:20,854 A She-Hulk? 39 00:02:20,857 --> 00:02:22,164 Exactly. 40 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:24,835 She-Hulk! She-Hulk! She-Hulk! 41 00:02:24,838 --> 00:02:26,115 That's for you. 42 00:02:26,118 --> 00:02:28,033 No. No. 43 00:02:28,036 --> 00:02:30,125 That's for somebody called She-Hulk, 44 00:02:30,128 --> 00:02:32,205 which can't be what they're calling me. 45 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:33,828 Lady-Hulk, Girl-Hulk, She-Hulk... 46 00:02:33,831 --> 00:02:36,373 Come on, just give them what they want. 47 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:44,708 She-Hulk! She-Hulk! She-Hulk! 48 00:02:56,829 --> 00:02:58,494 That name better not stick. 49 00:02:58,497 --> 00:02:59,578 It's so dumb. 50 00:02:59,581 --> 00:03:03,079 I can't even exist without being a derivative of the Hulk. 51 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:04,523 That's a pretty dumb name, too. 52 00:03:04,525 --> 00:03:05,525 Mmm-hmm. 53 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:09,314 Neat little trick you pulled there, Walters. 54 00:03:09,316 --> 00:03:11,046 But isn't it unsportsmanlike 55 00:03:11,049 --> 00:03:14,439 to suddenly debut superpowers just to drum up publicity for yourself? 56 00:03:14,441 --> 00:03:15,773 Only you would think that. 57 00:03:15,776 --> 00:03:17,211 Seriously, how did you get powers? 58 00:03:17,214 --> 00:03:19,189 I don't feel like talking about it. 59 00:03:19,191 --> 00:03:20,898 Nepotism. I knew it. 60 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,106 Ugh. Take a lap, Dennis. 61 00:03:23,108 --> 00:03:26,898 There's a hot chick over there. I'm gonna go talk to it. 62 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:29,939 Some guy gave me these drinks for free because you're a superhero. 63 00:03:29,941 --> 00:03:31,398 Ugh! I'm not. 64 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:35,314 No, I did not go to law school and rack up six figures in student loans 65 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,731 to become a vigilante. 66 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:38,564 That is for billionaires and narcissists, 67 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:41,106 and adult orphans, for some reason. 68 00:03:41,108 --> 00:03:43,382 But you could be an Avenger. 69 00:03:43,385 --> 00:03:46,105 Do the Avengers offer healthcare? 70 00:03:46,108 --> 00:03:48,773 - I think... - Maternity leave, a pension. 71 00:03:48,775 --> 00:03:50,314 Are they even paid? 72 00:03:50,316 --> 00:03:53,564 Here's the thing, though. Hulk Jen is a total snack. 73 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,939 - Right? - Jen, can I talk to you for a moment? 74 00:03:55,941 --> 00:03:58,191 Of course, sir. What is it? 75 00:03:59,691 --> 00:04:02,481 Could you, uh, go back to Jen-Jen? 76 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:04,439 This is a serious conversation. 77 00:04:04,441 --> 00:04:06,233 Oh. Sure. 78 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,608 Oh! 79 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:13,858 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 80 00:04:15,108 --> 00:04:17,275 Yeah, different metabolism. 81 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,148 I'm listening, sir. 82 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:21,523 We didn't win the case. 83 00:04:21,525 --> 00:04:22,856 - Oh, yeah, we did. - No. 84 00:04:22,858 --> 00:04:26,023 GLK and H had it declared a mistrial because you as your... 85 00:04:26,025 --> 00:04:27,439 What... She-Hulk... 86 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,585 That is not what I call it. Me. 87 00:04:29,588 --> 00:04:31,794 I don't have a better name yet, but that's not it. 88 00:04:31,797 --> 00:04:33,188 Okay, well, just the same. 89 00:04:33,191 --> 00:04:35,481 Since you saved the lives of the entire jury today, 90 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:38,648 GLK and H argued that the jury was then biased in your favor. 91 00:04:38,650 --> 00:04:40,023 What was I supposed to do? 92 00:04:40,025 --> 00:04:42,106 Like, let them get hit in their faces with a desk 93 00:04:42,108 --> 00:04:43,707 and then they have trauma, 94 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:45,731 and they're bleeding out all over the courtroom... 95 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:49,856 No, you did the right thing, but it unraveled our case. 96 00:04:49,858 --> 00:04:52,481 - I'm sorry, Jen. - Oh. 97 00:04:52,483 --> 00:04:54,523 I'm sorry, too, boss. 98 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:57,481 No, Jen, I'm sorry. I have to let you go. 99 00:04:57,483 --> 00:05:00,273 This makes you a liability for the DA's office. 100 00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:02,023 Wait. 101 00:05:02,025 --> 00:05:03,650 Wait, you're firing me? 102 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:09,587 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 103 00:05:09,597 --> 00:05:12,347 _ 104 00:05:13,717 --> 00:05:16,465 This is Jen. Leave a message. 105 00:05:16,468 --> 00:05:18,508 Hey, Fuzzball, just checkin' in on you. 106 00:05:18,511 --> 00:05:20,759 I'm here if you wanna talk a little bit more. 107 00:05:20,762 --> 00:05:23,093 No gloating this time, I promise. 108 00:05:23,096 --> 00:05:24,802 Maybe a little. 109 00:05:24,805 --> 00:05:26,678 We can't hire a lawyer 110 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:29,096 who is such a big distraction in court. 111 00:05:29,099 --> 00:05:32,680 We're not prepared to offer you the position at this time. 112 00:05:32,683 --> 00:05:35,431 Sorry, it's a no. 113 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:39,039 We just can't take the risk of a sideshow. 114 00:05:44,066 --> 00:05:47,320 No, you can't work here. They don't have good snacks. 115 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,481 Mmm. Here, GG and T might be hiring. 116 00:05:52,483 --> 00:05:53,483 Uh-huh. 117 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:56,481 - Jen. - What? 118 00:05:56,483 --> 00:05:59,398 - Jen, what are you doing? Eye on the prize. - _ 119 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,356 Come on. Seriously. 120 00:06:01,358 --> 00:06:04,481 Sorry. I'm sad and lonely. 121 00:06:04,483 --> 00:06:05,648 Jen. 122 00:06:09,941 --> 00:06:12,023 - _ - No. 123 00:06:12,025 --> 00:06:13,231 What? Fired again? 124 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:14,314 - No. - Sorry. 125 00:06:14,316 --> 00:06:17,439 - Family dinner right after I get fired. - Sorry. 126 00:06:17,441 --> 00:06:19,356 Please, please, please, come with me. 127 00:06:19,358 --> 00:06:21,441 Can't. I have a date. 128 00:06:22,525 --> 00:06:24,085 I'll never forgive you for this. 129 00:06:33,483 --> 00:06:35,191 Mom, Dad, I'm here. 130 00:06:36,733 --> 00:06:40,731 - Hiya, sweetheart. - Hi. 131 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:43,689 - Yeah. There you go. - A pie. 132 00:06:43,691 --> 00:06:46,106 You shouldn't have. 133 00:06:46,108 --> 00:06:49,356 You know, this much sugar is very bad for you and your waistline. 134 00:06:49,358 --> 00:06:51,856 Jen, you don't have to worry about getting fired. 135 00:06:51,858 --> 00:06:55,148 I already told everyone, so it won't be awkward. 136 00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:57,231 No one is going to bring it up. 137 00:06:57,233 --> 00:06:59,064 - Hi, everybody. - Hi, Jen. 138 00:06:59,066 --> 00:07:00,148 You got fired. 139 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:01,689 - Ched! - Ched! 140 00:07:01,692 --> 00:07:02,991 You said to bring it up. 141 00:07:02,994 --> 00:07:04,450 I said don't bring it up. 142 00:07:04,453 --> 00:07:06,814 - Why would I tell you to bring it up? - Sorry, Uncle Mel. 143 00:07:06,816 --> 00:07:09,148 She already feels like complete crud. 144 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:10,231 It's okay, Dad. 145 00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:12,684 I, yes, got fired, but it's fine. 146 00:07:12,687 --> 00:07:17,257 Big news. So I got promoted to manager over at the Best Buy. 147 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:19,148 Manager? All right, Ched. 148 00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:20,689 Employed and promoted. 149 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:23,648 Oh! Jen, there is the nicest young man 150 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:26,568 who works at the coffee shop that I go to. His name is Yusuf. 151 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,189 - Do not set me up. - No, he's much too young for you. 152 00:07:29,191 --> 00:07:31,106 No. He wants to be a superhero, 153 00:07:31,108 --> 00:07:33,731 and I told him that my daughter was a superhero. 154 00:07:33,733 --> 00:07:34,856 He hadn't heard of you. 155 00:07:34,858 --> 00:07:37,648 But I gave him your number so that he could call you for advice. 156 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:39,648 Please stop giving my number out to strangers. 157 00:07:39,650 --> 00:07:42,231 Uh, Jen, that Hawkeye guy, 158 00:07:42,233 --> 00:07:45,106 what happens to those arrows of his? 159 00:07:45,108 --> 00:07:48,023 I mean, does he go around and collect them when he's done... 160 00:07:48,025 --> 00:07:49,648 - Jenny. - Nobody calls me that. 161 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:54,023 I'll just put this out there. Melanie is a stylist. You know? 162 00:07:54,025 --> 00:07:55,106 She could help you. 163 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:58,523 - Let's get this hair more like She-Hulk's. - Mmm-hmm. 164 00:07:58,525 --> 00:08:00,064 So back to Hawkeye. 165 00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:02,523 It's pretty hazardous to leave those things lying around. 166 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,939 Add some chunky highlights, some chunky lowlights? 167 00:08:06,025 --> 00:08:08,829 Bruce is actually the one who saved billions of people 168 00:08:08,832 --> 00:08:10,845 - with the snap of his fingers. - Now, Jen, 169 00:08:10,848 --> 00:08:13,889 there's a couple of things I could use your help with before you go. 170 00:08:15,191 --> 00:08:17,189 What do you need me to do, Dad? 171 00:08:17,191 --> 00:08:21,356 That was just an excuse to check in with you. 172 00:08:21,358 --> 00:08:22,608 How you doin', kiddo? 173 00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:26,648 - I'm okay. - Really? 174 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:30,564 No, I'm not okay. But I'm okay with not being okay. 175 00:08:30,566 --> 00:08:32,023 - Uh-huh. - Because it just sucks. 176 00:08:32,025 --> 00:08:34,648 You know, like I thought I could keep this at bay 177 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:37,398 for I don't know how long. 178 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,939 - Eternity? - Well... 179 00:08:38,941 --> 00:08:42,368 But it's just like, I hate that it got revealed in this way, 180 00:08:42,371 --> 00:08:45,313 like, in front of the whole world. 181 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,481 But I wasn't gonna let those people get hurt. 182 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,439 - No. - What kind of person would that make me? 183 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,606 I'm being punished for doing the right thing. 184 00:08:51,608 --> 00:08:53,148 I get fired for saving people, 185 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:55,314 and now I can't get another job because of it. 186 00:08:55,316 --> 00:08:56,398 You didn't tell me. 187 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,398 What were those years of law school even for? 188 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,329 Well... 189 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:01,538 Maybe I should've just let those people get smooshed. 190 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,523 Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart, it's gonna be okay. 191 00:09:04,525 --> 00:09:05,908 This isn't even the first time we've had 192 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:08,376 to deal with a Hulk in the family. 193 00:09:08,379 --> 00:09:11,504 And you didn't destroy a city. 194 00:09:15,108 --> 00:09:17,606 It does feel like a weight has been lifted. 195 00:09:17,608 --> 00:09:19,731 But there's, like, this new weight. 196 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,939 The thing that you were dreading happened. 197 00:09:21,941 --> 00:09:24,398 But look, you're still standing. 198 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,525 And now you get to keep moving on. 199 00:09:35,191 --> 00:09:36,858 You want another one, Jen? 200 00:09:38,858 --> 00:09:41,398 No, I'm ballin' on a budget now. 201 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,231 Thanks, Pedro. 202 00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:46,110 Miss Walters? It's nice to see you again. 203 00:09:47,608 --> 00:09:49,231 Mr. Holliway? 204 00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:51,106 May I buy you a drink? 205 00:09:51,108 --> 00:09:53,233 Uh... Sure. I guess. 206 00:09:57,608 --> 00:09:59,606 Can I help you? 207 00:09:59,608 --> 00:10:01,648 I'd like to offer you a job. 208 00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:05,481 - Is this a joke? - I never joke. 209 00:10:05,483 --> 00:10:08,814 Miss Walters, you laid out a winning case against us. 210 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:12,064 Before I had it declared a mistrial, of course. 211 00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:14,939 It's no easy feat against GLK and H. 212 00:10:14,942 --> 00:10:18,480 So, I would like you to come work for us. 213 00:10:18,483 --> 00:10:20,856 You got me fired, and now you wanna hire me? 214 00:10:20,858 --> 00:10:23,231 To be head of a new division, yes. 215 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:26,148 - Take some time to think it... - I accept. 216 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:29,731 But I will only do it 217 00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:32,231 if I can hire my own paralegal. 218 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:33,773 Non-negotiable. 219 00:10:33,775 --> 00:10:37,023 I truly do not care who your paralegal is. 220 00:10:37,025 --> 00:10:38,606 Yes. 221 00:10:38,608 --> 00:10:40,606 You start Monday. 222 00:10:40,608 --> 00:10:44,231 Uh... Okay. Yeah. 223 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:47,829 Pedro, Jen Walters is back, baby. 224 00:11:07,858 --> 00:11:09,439 Welcome, Miss Walters. 225 00:11:09,441 --> 00:11:11,648 We are thrilled to have you join the team. 226 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:13,981 I'm so happy to be here. 227 00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:17,231 It is an exciting time at GLK and H. 228 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:20,731 More and more eccentric superhumans are coming out of the woodwork. 229 00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:23,856 We just started a Superhuman Law Division, 230 00:11:23,858 --> 00:11:27,523 and I want you, well, the She-Hulk, to be the face of it. 231 00:11:27,525 --> 00:11:28,606 Oh. 232 00:11:28,609 --> 00:11:30,955 Uh, that means I'll expect you to be 233 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:34,314 at work and in court as the She-Hulk. 234 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:37,983 Not as a normal person. 235 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:42,775 - Right now? - Mmm-hmm. 236 00:11:44,316 --> 00:11:47,358 - Um, well... - Terrific. 237 00:11:49,634 --> 00:11:50,900 This way, please. 238 00:11:53,191 --> 00:11:56,481 We are the first top-tier law firm 239 00:11:56,483 --> 00:12:00,287 to launch an entire division dedicated to superhuman law. 240 00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:02,398 Oh, my God. Is this why they hired me? 241 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,689 Okay, this sucks. 242 00:12:03,691 --> 00:12:06,773 I am totally qualified, but now everyone around here will always think 243 00:12:06,775 --> 00:12:09,773 this is the only reason that I got the job. It's so unfair. 244 00:12:09,775 --> 00:12:11,618 I should be able to enjoy the fact that 245 00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:14,032 I got an amazing new job, and I can't. 246 00:12:15,715 --> 00:12:17,472 These dodos never had to deal 247 00:12:17,474 --> 00:12:19,230 with this on their first day at work. 248 00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:21,231 But I'm curious... 249 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:23,606 What do you you think about it? 250 00:12:23,608 --> 00:12:25,579 I'm, uh, 251 00:12:25,582 --> 00:12:28,900 a bit agnostic. 252 00:12:28,903 --> 00:12:30,150 Interesting. 253 00:12:32,108 --> 00:12:33,775 Unprecedented, for sure. 254 00:12:34,983 --> 00:12:36,941 Huh. 255 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:41,939 I'll spend the rest of the year worrying about what I just said. 256 00:12:41,941 --> 00:12:44,900 Ah, here we are. Your office. 257 00:12:49,232 --> 00:12:51,647 I'll leave you to settle in. 258 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:53,356 Okay. 259 00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,648 Why are you in Hulk form? That is a look. 260 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,314 I just found out, the only reason they hired me 261 00:12:58,316 --> 00:13:01,523 is because they wanted a Hulk lawyer in the Superhuman Law Division. 262 00:13:01,525 --> 00:13:04,856 Yes, but look at everything it's getting us. Are you kidding? 263 00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:06,981 Big-ass windows, yes. 264 00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:09,564 A fully stocked mini fridge. 265 00:13:09,566 --> 00:13:11,525 And a desk. 266 00:13:12,983 --> 00:13:16,446 I mean, this is normal. But this is a very fancy desk. 267 00:13:16,449 --> 00:13:19,397 I'll have to buy an entirely new wardrobe just to come to work. 268 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,731 Yeah. And you're making enough money to do that now. 269 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:23,773 Knock-knock. 270 00:13:23,775 --> 00:13:27,189 Hi, there. I'm Pug. I'm also in the Superhuman Law Division. 271 00:13:27,191 --> 00:13:28,939 Oh, I'm Jennifer Walters. 272 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,898 I made you guys a welcome basket. 273 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,231 Oh! 274 00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:35,648 It's got some office supplies to get you started. Snacks. 275 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:38,773 And a map to the best bathroom for pooping. 276 00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:40,525 - Thank you. - Thank you. 277 00:13:42,441 --> 00:13:45,273 So, uh, let Carrington go, 278 00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:50,023 and then, um, tell Bob Thompson that he's going to Minneapolis, 279 00:13:50,025 --> 00:13:52,231 because he hates the cold. Just tell him that. 280 00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:54,523 Mr. Holliway, I'm so excited to be here. 281 00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:58,231 I can't wait to take on whatever case you want to assign to me, but... 282 00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:01,017 Your first case is the parole of Emil Blonsky. 283 00:14:02,566 --> 00:14:03,648 Oh. 284 00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:05,106 Also known as Abomination, 285 00:14:05,108 --> 00:14:07,080 Mr. Blonsky has been serving his sentence 286 00:14:07,082 --> 00:14:08,987 in an ultra-high security prison... 287 00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:11,823 I'm very familiar with Mr. Blonsky, sir. 288 00:14:12,858 --> 00:14:15,173 So you know there's a lot of controversy 289 00:14:15,176 --> 00:14:17,273 surrounding his possible release. 290 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,689 This is extremely high profile. 291 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:23,856 The publicity alone is worth GLK and H taking this on pro bono. 292 00:14:23,858 --> 00:14:26,439 I'm sorry, but I can't represent him, sir. 293 00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:28,173 I have a serious conflict of interest. 294 00:14:28,176 --> 00:14:30,189 This man tried to kill my cousin Bruce. 295 00:14:30,191 --> 00:14:32,564 Yeah, that's quite all right. 296 00:14:32,566 --> 00:14:35,564 Mr. Blonsky is well aware of your familial connection 297 00:14:35,566 --> 00:14:38,606 and has signed a conflict waiver. 298 00:14:38,608 --> 00:14:42,689 He would like to retain you specifically as his attorney. 299 00:14:42,691 --> 00:14:45,439 I have to say I'm not comfortable taking this case. 300 00:14:45,441 --> 00:14:47,735 I would much prefer to be assigned 301 00:14:47,738 --> 00:14:50,321 literally any other case at this firm. 302 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:54,650 If you don't take the case, then you don't have a job here. 303 00:14:57,191 --> 00:15:00,970 At the very least, you should meet with the client before you decide. 304 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,390 _ 305 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,689 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 306 00:15:16,691 --> 00:15:19,814 You can't come in like that. No superpowers inside. 307 00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:30,316 Oh! 308 00:15:31,816 --> 00:15:32,816 Walk through. 309 00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:40,689 When you enter the visitor's safe area of the cell, 310 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:43,064 do not step past the yellow line. 311 00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:46,856 Do not touch the glass separating you and the prisoner, Abomination. 312 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:49,105 Although we have taken every precaution, 313 00:15:49,108 --> 00:15:51,023 we cannot guarantee your safety. 314 00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:53,525 - Do you accept these conditions? - Yes. 315 00:15:54,691 --> 00:15:55,900 Sign here. 316 00:15:58,275 --> 00:16:02,023 In the event of injury or death, please indicate who we should notify. 317 00:16:02,025 --> 00:16:04,398 It's that bad, huh? 318 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,064 Never let your guard down. 319 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,731 The prisoner is a very dangerous man. 320 00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:11,667 Is he gonna serve me up with some fava beans and then a nice chian... 321 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,191 Ma'am, this is a prison. 322 00:16:14,194 --> 00:16:16,316 Of course. 323 00:16:41,691 --> 00:16:43,066 Jennifer Walters. 324 00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,273 Well, 325 00:16:46,275 --> 00:16:49,081 first off, namaste. 326 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:52,064 Mr. Blonsky, I was expecting... 327 00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:53,856 - Abomination, right? - Yes. 328 00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:55,023 Yeah, well... 329 00:16:55,025 --> 00:16:56,439 Oh, God. 330 00:16:56,441 --> 00:16:57,939 - Sorry about that. - No, I'm cool. 331 00:16:57,941 --> 00:17:00,258 No, you won't be seeing much of him about. 332 00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:03,939 Honestly, I've completely transformed myself, 333 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:06,856 you know, physically, obviously, 334 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,231 but also spiritually. 335 00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:11,169 Does that mean that you can't turn into 336 00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:13,106 the Abomination anymore, or you won't? 337 00:17:13,108 --> 00:17:17,106 No, no, it means that I choose not to. 338 00:17:17,108 --> 00:17:18,773 I'm simply Emil now. 339 00:17:18,775 --> 00:17:21,106 Russian born, British raised, 340 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,148 Royal Marines commando, 341 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,398 on loan to the US government. 342 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,481 Okay. 343 00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:30,439 With seven soulmates that I met through the prison pen pal program 344 00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:33,356 that I want to start a new life with. 345 00:17:33,358 --> 00:17:34,981 - Wow. - So, 346 00:17:34,983 --> 00:17:37,566 let's talk about the elephant in the room, shall we? 347 00:17:39,566 --> 00:17:40,900 Your cousin. 348 00:17:42,608 --> 00:17:44,856 - The Hulk. - My cousin, Bruce. 349 00:17:44,858 --> 00:17:48,231 Semantics. He was the Hulk, wasn't he? 350 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,023 You know, I tried to kill him, you know. 351 00:17:51,025 --> 00:17:52,773 So let's get that out of the way. 352 00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:55,981 It wasn't personal or anything. So... 353 00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:59,314 I was under direct orders from your government. 354 00:17:59,316 --> 00:18:03,148 But then you went on a destructive rampage in Harlem. 355 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,023 That wasn't sanctioned by the government. 356 00:18:05,026 --> 00:18:08,769 Yeah, because they pumped me full of that Super Soldier Serum. 357 00:18:09,858 --> 00:18:13,034 The serum the government gave you caused your subsequent actions? 358 00:18:13,037 --> 00:18:17,147 I was a highly decorated soldier. 359 00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:22,314 You know, I was sent on a mission to take out a threat, 360 00:18:22,316 --> 00:18:26,981 and I thought I was the good guy, you know? 361 00:18:26,983 --> 00:18:29,191 I thought I was gonna be, you know... 362 00:18:30,733 --> 00:18:33,939 Captain bloody America or something, you know? 363 00:18:33,941 --> 00:18:38,606 And now, that very threat, your cousin, 364 00:18:38,608 --> 00:18:43,300 is held up as some kind of hero, and I'm locked up in here. 365 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,066 Where's the justice in that, Jen? 366 00:18:48,524 --> 00:18:50,188 I understand your point. 367 00:18:50,191 --> 00:18:52,383 But the parole board's gonna need to know 368 00:18:52,386 --> 00:18:54,064 that you feel remorse for your actions 369 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,231 to even consider release. 370 00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:57,856 Absolutely, I do, you see. 371 00:18:57,858 --> 00:19:00,606 And I have here, 372 00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:04,023 - uh, various haikus I've written... - Oh, boy. 373 00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:06,106 ...to each of my victims 374 00:19:06,108 --> 00:19:08,753 expressing the sorrow. 375 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,781 - You don't... - If you'd like to experience them. 376 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,189 That's okay, I get... 377 00:19:12,191 --> 00:19:14,689 "My tiny ears hear, so..." 378 00:19:14,691 --> 00:19:17,534 If I were your attorney, I would advise you to 379 00:19:17,537 --> 00:19:19,522 speak truthfully, from the heart, 380 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,275 instead of trying to gauge what you think they might wanna hear. 381 00:19:23,524 --> 00:19:26,147 That's all from the heart, Jen. 382 00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:29,417 Look, I just wanna 383 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,063 move on with my life, 384 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:33,547 live in peace on a large piece of property 385 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,689 purchased for me by my seven soulmates. 386 00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:36,816 Right. 387 00:19:38,025 --> 00:19:39,150 Think you can help? 388 00:19:41,025 --> 00:19:42,566 Yeah, I'll think about it. 389 00:19:46,642 --> 00:19:49,276 Miss Walters. Yes, this is Holden Holliway. 390 00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:52,667 I expect to hear your decision by the end of today. 391 00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:05,123 _ 392 00:20:07,483 --> 00:20:09,273 Hey, Jen, what's up? 393 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:13,314 Bruce, hey. Um, listen, I got a new job. 394 00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:16,564 Hey, congratulations. That's fantastic. 395 00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:18,064 Yeah. But, 396 00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:22,439 part of the deal is, I have to take on Emil Blonsky as a client. 397 00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:25,314 And I couldn't do that without talking to you first. 398 00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,606 - Okay... - It doesn't seem like you hold a grudge, 399 00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:30,106 at least you've never talked about that before. 400 00:20:30,108 --> 00:20:31,856 - That's... - And you're always saying that 401 00:20:31,858 --> 00:20:34,195 you know, everybody deserves a second chance. 402 00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:36,508 - I think you've... - And I'm not falling for an act here, 403 00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:39,564 but Blonsky did seem to have really good arguments, you know? 404 00:20:39,566 --> 00:20:41,273 - Yeah... - He was so compelling. 405 00:20:41,275 --> 00:20:44,231 And maybe I wanna believe that he's reformed, you know? 406 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:47,689 Isn't rehabilitation something we should strive for as a society? 407 00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:49,439 - That's... - But none of that matters 408 00:20:49,441 --> 00:20:51,731 - if you don't feel comfortable with it. - Jen. 409 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:54,106 You're calling me to tell me you're taking the job. 410 00:20:54,108 --> 00:20:56,648 I'm calling you to tell you I'm taking the job, yes. 411 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,689 That's great, Jen, you should. 412 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:02,106 Actually, Blonsky wrote me a really nice letter a while back, 413 00:21:02,108 --> 00:21:05,564 and a really heartfelt haiku. So we put everything behind us. 414 00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:07,481 That fight was so many years ago, 415 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,689 I'm a completely different person now. 416 00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:10,773 Literally. 417 00:21:10,775 --> 00:21:12,439 Ha-ha. 418 00:21:12,441 --> 00:21:14,606 So you're sure you're okay with it? Really? 419 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:15,981 Yeah, I'm okay with it. 420 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:19,564 Sounds like you're okay with it, too. It's a big step into the world. 421 00:21:19,566 --> 00:21:21,689 It's not easy going public. 422 00:21:21,691 --> 00:21:23,448 What'd they end up naming you, anyway? 423 00:21:25,108 --> 00:21:26,606 She-Hulk. 424 00:21:26,608 --> 00:21:29,106 Don't even. 425 00:21:29,108 --> 00:21:31,481 No, I love that. 426 00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:33,439 That's got a nice ring to it. 427 00:21:33,441 --> 00:21:35,689 She-Hulk, Attorney at Law. 428 00:21:35,691 --> 00:21:37,873 Ugh. I mean, there are, like, 429 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,898 some strings attached that I'm not so happy about. 430 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,356 It's gonna be a lot to navigate. 431 00:21:41,358 --> 00:21:44,273 It all worked out. You got this. Just be careful, okay? 432 00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:47,106 Yeah, yeah, I'll be careful. 433 00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:49,856 You coming to LA anytime soon? 434 00:21:49,858 --> 00:21:52,082 Yeah, probably not for a minute. 435 00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:54,683 I got some things I gotta take care of. 436 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:03,398 Okay. Phone call over, I guess. 437 00:22:05,566 --> 00:22:08,356 Ah. There you are. 438 00:22:08,358 --> 00:22:10,314 - Hello. - Mr. Holliway, 439 00:22:10,316 --> 00:22:12,939 uh, I'd like to accept your offer. 440 00:22:12,941 --> 00:22:14,648 That's good to hear, Miss Walters. 441 00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:17,439 So this means you're taking Blonsky's case? 442 00:22:17,441 --> 00:22:20,606 Absolutely. All personal complications have been resolved. 443 00:22:20,608 --> 00:22:23,481 And I guarantee you, you're getting my best work. 444 00:22:23,483 --> 00:22:28,398 I've already got a winning strategy and it is 100% in the bag. 445 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,564 Glad to hear it. 446 00:22:29,566 --> 00:22:32,148 You might wanna take a look at the news right now. 447 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:33,231 Yes. 448 00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:37,106 - Have a good evening, Miss Walters. - Uh, have a good evening, sir. 449 00:22:37,108 --> 00:22:38,749 So far there have been no statements 450 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,564 made by Emil Blonsky's attorney 451 00:22:40,566 --> 00:22:43,689 after shocking footage leaked showing the Abomination 452 00:22:43,691 --> 00:22:47,106 participating in what appears to be an underground fight club 453 00:22:47,108 --> 00:22:49,939 after having somehow escaped from prison. 454 00:22:49,941 --> 00:22:53,053 Oh. That sucks. 455 00:22:53,056 --> 00:22:58,269 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 456 00:24:42,608 --> 00:24:45,814 I don't know what 4K is. Here's the thing, nobody does. 457 00:24:45,816 --> 00:24:47,439 But you still need it. 458 00:24:47,441 --> 00:24:49,898 I don't know what I'm doing down here, I'll be honest. 459 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:51,689 I've turned it left, turned it right. 460 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,648 - Counterclockwise. - The wheel just turns. 461 00:24:53,650 --> 00:24:55,064 I don't know what we're doing. 462 00:24:55,066 --> 00:24:57,731 - Okay, drop it down. There. Good. - Okay. 463 00:24:57,733 --> 00:25:00,689 - Do not touch these wires again. - No. 464 00:25:00,691 --> 00:25:02,472 I could've done that. 465 00:25:02,475 --> 00:25:04,433 There you go. Yeah, watch out for the lamp. 466 00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:07,230 Yeah? Good, good. Come on up. Come on. 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