1 00:00:15,621 --> 00:00:17,765 Please state your name for the record. 2 00:00:18,207 --> 00:00:19,728 Stan Marsh. 3 00:00:20,101 --> 00:00:22,845 And, Mr. Marsh, you were involved 4 00:00:22,870 --> 00:00:25,072 in the streaming wars, is that correct? 5 00:00:26,187 --> 00:00:28,876 We made stuff for streaming services, yes. 6 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:32,333 And how do you know the defendant in this case? 7 00:00:33,128 --> 00:00:36,865 She's the mother of my f-- acquaintance. 8 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:39,906 When you made your deals for streaming services, 9 00:00:39,931 --> 00:00:43,445 you sort of leveraged them against each other, didn't you? 10 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,213 That is correct. 11 00:00:45,632 --> 00:00:47,630 And now the streaming bubble has burst 12 00:00:47,655 --> 00:00:50,992 and your own father is in hiding, isn't that correct? 13 00:00:51,683 --> 00:00:53,444 My dad is missing, that is correct. 14 00:00:53,770 --> 00:00:56,140 What exactly was your job in making these 15 00:00:56,165 --> 00:00:59,148 little Popsicle stick boats for streaming services? 16 00:01:00,115 --> 00:01:02,863 My job was to eat the Popsicles. 17 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:06,099 And the people who paid you didn't care what you made? 18 00:01:06,124 --> 00:01:08,060 Well, if you look at it, only about a fourth of what's on 19 00:01:08,085 --> 00:01:09,878 most streaming services is really worth a shit, 20 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,171 so-- Sorry. 21 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,540 Do you know what an exclusive deal is? 22 00:01:13,694 --> 00:01:15,797 Yes, I know what an exclusive deal is. 23 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:18,640 So, if you make an exclusive deal with a streaming service, 24 00:01:18,665 --> 00:01:20,166 you can't make an exclusive deal 25 00:01:20,191 --> 00:01:21,860 with another streaming service, can you? 26 00:01:21,885 --> 00:01:23,953 It's not our fault that the streaming wars happened! 27 00:01:23,978 --> 00:01:25,843 So, then why not just give back the money? 28 00:01:25,923 --> 00:01:28,084 - We can't! - Why not?! 29 00:01:28,109 --> 00:01:30,824 'Cause the money is all in Cartman's fucking tits! 30 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,062 Ms. Cartman, you and your son live in a hot dog, is that correct? 31 00:01:39,087 --> 00:01:41,617 Yes, Eric, you know that's correct. 32 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:43,168 And your son wanted you 33 00:01:43,193 --> 00:01:44,561 to get fake tits so that the rich guy 34 00:01:44,586 --> 00:01:45,987 across the street would let you live with him 35 00:01:46,012 --> 00:01:47,514 but you refused, is that right? 36 00:01:47,901 --> 00:01:49,429 That's right. 37 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:51,835 So when I said, "If you don't get fake tits I will," 38 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,546 you just told me to go ahead. 39 00:01:54,195 --> 00:01:56,718 Yes, because I'm sick of you doing extreme things 40 00:01:56,743 --> 00:01:58,140 to get your way. 41 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:00,203 So you refused even though tons 42 00:02:00,228 --> 00:02:01,896 of women get fake breasts all the time. 43 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:03,921 Your Honor, I'd like to introduce Exhibit D-- 44 00:02:03,946 --> 00:02:05,898 tons of women with fake tits. 45 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:12,014 Tom, I'm standing outside the courthouse where the judge 46 00:02:12,039 --> 00:02:14,976 has just thrown out the Cartman v. Cartman case. 47 00:02:15,046 --> 00:02:17,916 The judge said, quote, "You're all a bunch of shitheads. 48 00:02:17,941 --> 00:02:19,409 Get out of my courtroom." 49 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,343 Just proof once again, Tom, 50 00:02:21,368 --> 00:02:24,757 that streaming services have made everything suck. 51 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,621 _ 52 00:02:35,645 --> 00:02:39,902 _ 53 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:15,396 'Kay, Mom, well, I hope you learned your lesson. 54 00:03:15,519 --> 00:03:17,221 So, maybe now, will you get fake tits 55 00:03:17,246 --> 00:03:18,949 so I can get these stupid things out? 56 00:03:18,974 --> 00:03:21,254 No, Eric! No! 57 00:03:25,029 --> 00:03:26,498 Can I get a Frosty? 58 00:03:36,856 --> 00:03:44,342 www.subtitulamos.tv 59 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:07,082 * I miss my water, I keep missing my water... * 60 00:04:07,107 --> 00:04:09,754 - Shit, it's Karen! - What? 61 00:04:10,869 --> 00:04:13,071 Come on. Go, kids, go. 62 00:04:17,830 --> 00:04:20,004 What... what happened? 63 00:04:22,468 --> 00:04:25,671 -Wow, it's the real thing. -We gotta go! 64 00:04:31,179 --> 00:04:33,782 There! You see? Karen is right there! 65 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,754 Okay, okay, everyone back-- just stay back! 66 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:40,590 All right, Karen. We don't want any trouble. 67 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:46,496 It doesn't have to be like this, Karen. Let us get you some help. 68 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:50,106 Can-can someone please tell me what's going on? 69 00:04:50,296 --> 00:04:52,996 Is there, like, a manager I can speak to somew... 70 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,481 Karen's clear! 71 00:04:57,699 --> 00:04:59,133 Move in! 72 00:05:11,910 --> 00:05:13,387 Just relax. 73 00:05:14,386 --> 00:05:16,848 I need to know what you remember, Karen. 74 00:05:17,814 --> 00:05:20,016 I started a streaming service... 75 00:05:20,437 --> 00:05:23,309 to compete with the weed farm across the street. 76 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:25,032 And some guy died. 77 00:05:25,414 --> 00:05:26,684 That's right. 78 00:05:27,031 --> 00:05:30,293 Do you know where the owner of Credigree Weed is now? 79 00:05:30,595 --> 00:05:31,696 No. 80 00:05:31,721 --> 00:05:33,762 The steaming wars got out of hand. 81 00:05:33,887 --> 00:05:35,518 Your rival here somehow got 82 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,543 ManBearPig to work for him and murder the competition. 83 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:42,520 You... went down to the Colorado State Water Commission's office. 84 00:05:42,772 --> 00:05:44,740 You asked to speak with the manager. 85 00:05:44,989 --> 00:05:47,379 And then you went full nuclear Karen. 86 00:05:47,762 --> 00:05:49,488 Full nuclear Karen? 87 00:05:51,347 --> 00:05:53,106 You went ballistic on everybody. 88 00:05:53,131 --> 00:05:56,636 - Okay... - Call the cops, goddamn it, if you don't like me over here. 89 00:05:56,661 --> 00:05:58,494 - Fucking call 'em! - Okay. Karen. 90 00:05:58,519 --> 00:05:59,581 Motherfucker! 91 00:05:59,606 --> 00:06:01,433 - Go back to Mexico. - Listen. I said-- 92 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:02,837 I said "excuse me." 93 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,597 Go. Go back wherever you're from! 94 00:06:04,801 --> 00:06:06,808 You traveled all over the state and demanded to 95 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,730 - see everyone's managers. - He's the one... he's the one that went off. 96 00:06:08,755 --> 00:06:10,410 God... 97 00:06:10,435 --> 00:06:11,837 - I don't have a right to be here?! - Outside the State office 98 00:06:11,862 --> 00:06:13,871 in Denver, you caused a 20-car pileup. 99 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:16,192 - Call a manager now! - Five people were severely injured. 100 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,684 And then you attacked the airport. 101 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:22,723 I want the manager of the fucking airport here! 102 00:06:23,303 --> 00:06:25,411 Who's tellin' me to... 103 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:28,455 I want the manager of the airport here! 104 00:06:29,106 --> 00:06:31,473 And then the same thing happened in Madrid. 105 00:06:31,498 --> 00:06:35,458 Who is the manager of this fucking shithole?! 106 00:06:35,483 --> 00:06:36,911 In Bangladesh... 107 00:06:36,936 --> 00:06:38,528 And in the mountains of Tibet. 108 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,369 And I'm sorry, Karen, but... 109 00:06:41,626 --> 00:06:44,062 I'm afraid all of this has become 110 00:06:44,087 --> 00:06:46,309 the most watched videos on YouTube. 111 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,168 No. 112 00:08:07,099 --> 00:08:08,300 Tolkien... 113 00:08:08,325 --> 00:08:09,684 What are you doing here? 114 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:12,184 I'm looking for something, all right? 115 00:08:12,765 --> 00:08:15,537 - Looking for what? - Anything. 116 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:18,452 I don't know! People are saying that my dad caused all this. 117 00:08:18,477 --> 00:08:20,279 That he's hiding because he knows he's guilty. 118 00:08:20,304 --> 00:08:21,773 I know that's not true. 119 00:08:22,598 --> 00:08:24,140 What does that have to do with the rich guy 120 00:08:24,165 --> 00:08:25,663 who lived here moving away? 121 00:08:26,565 --> 00:08:29,859 The guy who lived here didn't move away. He was killed. 122 00:08:31,453 --> 00:08:32,452 What? 123 00:08:32,902 --> 00:08:35,413 I know that my dad wouldn't just run and hide! 124 00:08:35,459 --> 00:08:37,061 What if he needs me right now? 125 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:40,484 Tolkien, I wanted the guy who lived here to be my dad. 126 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:42,570 Who would have killed him? 127 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:00,524 Okay, I'm done. 128 00:09:00,601 --> 00:09:02,137 All right, then put your plate in the sink 129 00:09:02,162 --> 00:09:03,804 and march right on upstairs! 130 00:09:03,838 --> 00:09:06,107 Maybe the next time you decide to pit streaming services 131 00:09:06,132 --> 00:09:08,601 against each other and cause a drought, you'll think twice. 132 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:12,390 I want no playing, no reading and no thinking about fun stuff. 133 00:09:12,541 --> 00:09:14,116 You are being grounded. 134 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,690 It's not my fault streaming services paid people more 135 00:09:17,715 --> 00:09:19,765 than was sustainable in any business model. 136 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:21,168 Butters. 137 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:22,843 Butters, stop. 138 00:09:22,868 --> 00:09:24,904 Eric! You can't be in here, I'm grounded. 139 00:09:24,929 --> 00:09:26,421 We've been set up, Butters. 140 00:09:26,446 --> 00:09:28,048 - What? - The whole streaming wars! 141 00:09:28,073 --> 00:09:29,320 The whole thing was a lie! 142 00:09:29,345 --> 00:09:30,746 Eric, is that a real gun? 143 00:09:30,933 --> 00:09:32,814 Fuck yes, it's a real gun. Butters, listen to me. 144 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:34,429 Someone bought up all the water 145 00:09:34,454 --> 00:09:36,304 and murdered anyone who got in their way. 146 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,062 - No... - Yes, Butters. 147 00:09:38,087 --> 00:09:40,132 Someone worked with the Colorado water commissioner 148 00:09:40,157 --> 00:09:41,898 and cheated the system. The same person 149 00:09:41,923 --> 00:09:44,265 who is now using climate change to make a profit! 150 00:09:44,290 --> 00:09:45,334 Who? 151 00:09:45,707 --> 00:09:47,194 It didn't make sense to me. 152 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,236 Why my mom was being so stubborn. 153 00:09:49,293 --> 00:09:50,827 Why she wouldn't do what I asked. 154 00:09:51,088 --> 00:09:52,787 But then I saw Tolkien across the street 155 00:09:52,812 --> 00:09:53,928 and I figured it out... 156 00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,670 Tolkien is fucking my mom. 157 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,045 Tolkien?! 158 00:09:59,284 --> 00:10:00,616 I wanted my mom to get fake tits 159 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,647 so she could marry the rich guy across the street. 160 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:05,178 Now that guy is dead and my mom is acting strange. 161 00:10:05,203 --> 00:10:07,389 The only explanation is that she's fucking Tolkien 162 00:10:07,414 --> 00:10:08,702 and they don't want me to know! 163 00:10:08,727 --> 00:10:10,938 But, Eric, Tolkien was making the boats with us, he... 164 00:10:10,963 --> 00:10:13,162 Butters, Butters. My eyes are up here. 165 00:10:13,187 --> 00:10:14,342 Stop staring at my tits. 166 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,686 Sorry. 167 00:10:15,711 --> 00:10:18,168 There's a bad guy out there getting away with murder, Butters. 168 00:10:18,193 --> 00:10:20,411 And we have to catch him. 169 00:10:23,949 --> 00:10:25,851 Good people of Denver, 170 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,519 we are living through a horrible time. 171 00:10:28,811 --> 00:10:31,998 This drought, i-it affect everybody. 172 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:35,436 It affect me. My waterpark. 173 00:10:35,944 --> 00:10:41,342 But I have a plan to not only reopen my waterpark, 174 00:10:41,427 --> 00:10:45,864 but also help all of Colorado with their water supply problem. 175 00:10:46,035 --> 00:10:50,881 So, if you don't mind, I'd like to show you my deck. 176 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,233 - Christ. - No. 177 00:10:54,079 --> 00:10:56,303 This is the business proposal deck 178 00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:58,764 for the Pipi streaming service! 179 00:10:59,373 --> 00:11:01,037 - All right. - That's okay. 180 00:11:01,659 --> 00:11:04,806 In just a few days I will reopen my waterpark 181 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,733 which will now run on 100% pee! 182 00:11:09,093 --> 00:11:13,564 And then we can collect half of the pee every day 183 00:11:13,681 --> 00:11:16,218 and send it out to the people of Denver 184 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:19,186 and all over Colorado for their daily use. 185 00:11:20,432 --> 00:11:22,452 I'm sorry, Mr. Pipi, 186 00:11:22,477 --> 00:11:25,428 but I really don't think we'll be able to get people to invest 187 00:11:25,453 --> 00:11:27,147 in your streaming service. 188 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:29,209 No, no, no, it's okay! 189 00:11:29,283 --> 00:11:32,608 Because I got the biggest celebrities 190 00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:34,678 who made a commerci for crypto 191 00:11:34,703 --> 00:11:37,108 to make the commerci for me! 192 00:11:39,545 --> 00:11:41,834 We are living in a severe drought. 193 00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:44,108 There simply isn't a choice anymore, 194 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:46,920 we have to find alternate sources for water. 195 00:11:47,686 --> 00:11:49,355 Hi. I'm Matt Damon. 196 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:52,125 You've heard me talk about the wonders of cryptocurrency, 197 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:55,689 and now there's a company who can give us that new source. 198 00:11:56,211 --> 00:11:57,612 Pipi water. 199 00:11:57,805 --> 00:12:00,056 Pee can be used for almost anything. 200 00:12:00,089 --> 00:12:01,720 We can water our lawns with it. 201 00:12:01,745 --> 00:12:04,306 We can also use urine for our shower water. 202 00:12:06,581 --> 00:12:08,216 Fortune favors the brave. 203 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:09,525 And a brave person knows 204 00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:12,486 that pasta cooked in pee water tastes just fine. 205 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,314 Okay, hold on. 206 00:12:21,994 --> 00:12:23,463 Fortune favors the brave. 207 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:28,338 Did you know frozen pee can make for a delicious summer treat? 208 00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:34,877 Okay. 209 00:12:37,736 --> 00:12:39,121 Fortune favors the brave. 210 00:12:39,146 --> 00:12:41,262 And pee water actually pairs really well 211 00:12:41,287 --> 00:12:42,954 with an Impossible Burger. 212 00:12:49,466 --> 00:12:51,200 Fortune... 213 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,239 Fortune favors the brave. 214 00:12:55,346 --> 00:12:56,666 Fortune favors the bra... 215 00:12:56,691 --> 00:12:59,198 _ 216 00:12:59,317 --> 00:13:00,434 Go pee! 217 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,843 - With Pipi+. - _ 218 00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:04,510 ...for water. 219 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,471 - Hi. I'm Matt Damon. - Dad? 220 00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:09,283 You've heard me talk about the wonders of cryptocurrency, 221 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:12,859 and now there's a company who can give us that new source. 222 00:13:13,323 --> 00:13:14,416 Pipi water. 223 00:13:14,441 --> 00:13:16,538 - You okay? - Pee can be used for almost anything. 224 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,557 What have I become, Stan? 225 00:13:18,582 --> 00:13:21,878 How did I just sit by and let the world sink to this? 226 00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:35,065 I used to be a scientist. Do you remember that? 227 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:39,120 I was the one who warned the town about a volcano. 228 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,308 I warned them about the day after tomorrow. 229 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:47,049 And then... it all become about weed. 230 00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:50,198 When did that happen, Stan? 231 00:13:50,674 --> 00:13:53,076 I guess we all just got greedy, Dad. 232 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,519 I wanted to be a scientist because 233 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,800 scientists solve problems. 234 00:13:58,393 --> 00:14:01,316 Do you even know what kind of geologist I was, Stan? 235 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:02,909 No. 236 00:14:03,095 --> 00:14:06,058 I was a "fluvial geomorphologist." 237 00:14:06,135 --> 00:14:10,089 Someone who studies the changes in streams and rivers. 238 00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:13,034 And when the town needed me most... 239 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,933 I was just out bitching because all I cared about 240 00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,927 was getting high and rich. 241 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,691 I can't even remember the old me. 242 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,635 * There was a boy I used to know * 243 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,445 * With dreams as big as the fire in his heart * 244 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,378 * He grew to be a man of such good will * 245 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:35,850 * Always so patient * 246 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,384 * Always so smart * 247 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,179 * He had so much but he threw it away * 248 00:14:40,204 --> 00:14:43,120 * Somewhere along he got off track * 249 00:14:43,145 --> 00:14:45,837 * But today he's making the change for good * 250 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:49,363 * And now that man is coming back * 251 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,824 * We missed you, Randy * 252 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,855 * Where have you been? * 253 00:14:55,487 --> 00:14:57,438 * It seems such a long time * 254 00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,751 * Since we've seen our old friend * 255 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:03,501 * Everyone needs you, Randy * 256 00:15:03,526 --> 00:15:06,776 * Where did you go? * 257 00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:08,850 * It's like you just became a one-note * 258 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:12,448 * Overwrought part of the show * 259 00:15:13,026 --> 00:15:16,611 * Here I am trying to make it right * 260 00:15:16,636 --> 00:15:20,206 * Gonna take my life back with my baby tonight * 261 00:15:20,231 --> 00:15:22,730 * We missed you, Randy, we missed you, Randy * 262 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,220 * Where have you been? * 263 00:15:24,245 --> 00:15:26,208 * I've been acting like a fool * 264 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,135 * It seems such a long time * 265 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,533 * Since we've seen you, old friend * 266 00:15:31,558 --> 00:15:34,341 * We've all been waiting for this day to come * 267 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:37,253 * We're all so happy about the things you've done * 268 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,213 * 'Cause you're going back to Randy * 269 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,314 * I'm going back to Randy * 270 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,986 * We missed you, Randy * 271 00:15:42,011 --> 00:15:43,566 * I missed me, Randy * 272 00:15:43,591 --> 00:15:45,820 * It's so good to have you back now * 273 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,650 -* Our dear friend * -* We missed you, Randy * 274 00:15:48,675 --> 00:15:51,258 * Our dear friend, Randy * 275 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,214 -* I'm Randy * -* Randy * 276 00:15:53,239 --> 00:15:55,862 -* Randy, Randy * -* I'm Randy. * 277 00:16:02,806 --> 00:16:04,816 All right, I've got eyes on him. 278 00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:07,305 Looks like he's in the basement bathroom. 279 00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:09,833 I didn't even know Tolkien had a basement bathroom. 280 00:16:09,858 --> 00:16:11,894 Yeah, neither did I. Sneaky bastard. 281 00:16:12,011 --> 00:16:13,847 Seems like he's looking for something. 282 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:15,901 Nope, he's turning back around. 283 00:16:16,363 --> 00:16:18,031 He's pulling down his pants. 284 00:16:18,358 --> 00:16:20,160 I think he's gonna take a shit. 285 00:16:20,185 --> 00:16:22,816 Mark down: "8:35, started taking shit." 286 00:16:29,186 --> 00:16:30,755 What the fuck are you doing? 287 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:33,112 Shit. Go, go, go. 288 00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:39,534 Hello?! Where are... Eric, I can see you! 289 00:16:40,664 --> 00:16:43,055 There's no way he can see us. Just stay still. 290 00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:45,938 I see you behind the fucking tree! 291 00:16:47,124 --> 00:16:49,618 Don't come another step closer or I shoot Butters. 292 00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:50,711 What?! 293 00:16:50,736 --> 00:16:52,165 Let's go. Move. Move! 294 00:16:53,657 --> 00:16:55,805 Do you wanna tell me what's going on, Tolkien? 295 00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:58,016 - I have no idea! - Sure! 296 00:16:58,049 --> 00:16:59,685 We're all supposed to believe that streaming services 297 00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:00,895 were all our fault. 298 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,512 I remember that day at school, Tolkien. 299 00:17:02,537 --> 00:17:04,539 You were the one who said I should build the boats. 300 00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:06,262 Because I felt bad for you! 301 00:17:06,287 --> 00:17:07,689 You felt bad for me? 302 00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:09,424 Or maybe is it that you wanted the drought to... 303 00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:11,409 Butters, will you please stop staring at my tits. 304 00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:12,581 I'm sorry. 305 00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:15,079 We've been doing research, Tolkien. 306 00:17:15,124 --> 00:17:16,933 Somebody manipulated the system. 307 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,565 All the water rights, water laws, 308 00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:19,784 there's a big chain of corruption 309 00:17:19,809 --> 00:17:21,128 and the whole thing stinks like your wiener 310 00:17:21,153 --> 00:17:22,549 after fucking my mom. 311 00:17:23,729 --> 00:17:26,174 Eric, I swear, I have no clue what you're talking about. 312 00:17:26,199 --> 00:17:27,267 Then read it. 313 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,815 Read about how none of the streaming services had any 314 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,282 chance of lasting but paid out thousands of dollars anyway. 315 00:17:34,307 --> 00:17:36,245 Read about how the water commissioner of Colorado 316 00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:37,878 knew about it the entire time! 317 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:40,359 Eric, where did you get this? 318 00:17:40,384 --> 00:17:42,053 Tolkien, my eyes are up here, 319 00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:43,680 please stop staring at my titties. 320 00:17:43,705 --> 00:17:45,406 I am staring you dead in the eye. 321 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,831 Where did you get this? 322 00:17:48,286 --> 00:17:50,221 Hi. I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. 323 00:17:50,512 --> 00:17:53,721 I got women everywhere excited about investing in crypto. 324 00:17:53,746 --> 00:17:56,924 And now there's something even better to invest in. 325 00:18:04,304 --> 00:18:06,506 Fortune favors the brave. Fortune favors the brave. 326 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,632 _ 327 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:12,892 Go pee! 328 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:13,953 With Pipi+. 329 00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:15,546 _ 330 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,070 My fellow Coloradoans, 331 00:18:20,095 --> 00:18:21,882 today we will try to put an end 332 00:18:21,907 --> 00:18:24,109 to the drought that has crippled our state. 333 00:18:24,578 --> 00:18:28,086 It's my pleasure to announce that the city of Denver 334 00:18:28,111 --> 00:18:31,671 will be investing heavily in the Pipi streaming service. 335 00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:35,125 And we encourage you all to "Go pee." 336 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,945 Thank you! Thank you, Denver! 337 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:45,648 It is a my honor to give you all of the pee that I can. 338 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:49,921 And so, as of today, we are all going 339 00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:52,348 - to live in... - Wait! 340 00:18:53,389 --> 00:18:54,953 Hold on! 341 00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:58,296 - Who is that? - Excuse me! 342 00:18:58,321 --> 00:19:00,898 Please, I have to get to the front! 343 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,968 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone, please. 344 00:19:02,993 --> 00:19:04,671 Please, I have an announcement. 345 00:19:04,696 --> 00:19:08,406 Everyone, my name is Dr. Randy Marsh 346 00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:10,507 and I am... 347 00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:12,328 a scientist! 348 00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:16,936 The damage that has been done to our fresh water 349 00:19:16,961 --> 00:19:20,375 due to the streaming wars is irreversible, yes. 350 00:19:20,623 --> 00:19:23,025 But I believe I have a plan. 351 00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:25,066 And if you don't mind, 352 00:19:25,091 --> 00:19:27,945 I'd like to show my deck to each and every one of you. 353 00:19:29,099 --> 00:19:30,937 Whip it out, bro! 354 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:33,905 The answer... 355 00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:37,404 is an ocean water desalinization plant. 356 00:19:37,864 --> 00:19:40,436 When all of you hear about droughts in our country, 357 00:19:40,461 --> 00:19:44,025 don't you ever think, "Wait, the Earth is 75% water. 358 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,711 What the fuck? How can we not have enough water, right?" 359 00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:49,882 The only thing stopping us from not 360 00:19:49,907 --> 00:19:53,610 being able to use seawater for our daily use is the salt. 361 00:19:53,634 --> 00:19:55,554 I have a plan to pipe the water 362 00:19:55,579 --> 00:19:57,946 from the oceans up to the Continental Divide. 363 00:19:57,971 --> 00:20:00,531 From there, we separate the salt from the water, 364 00:20:00,556 --> 00:20:04,894 giving our entire country enough clean water forever. 365 00:20:04,988 --> 00:20:09,023 And we ship the salt off to Arby's and KFC where it belongs. 366 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:16,804 Dr. Marsh, you have all the funding you need. 367 00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:19,562 Randy Marsh has the better deck! 368 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,789 Ever since I can remember, 369 00:20:33,036 --> 00:20:34,890 I've wanted two things. 370 00:20:34,974 --> 00:20:38,593 My own waterpark and to only have to pay 371 00:20:38,618 --> 00:20:42,976 for one streaming service. And what I didn't know... 372 00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:45,893 was that my own employees 373 00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:48,125 would try to fuck me! 374 00:20:48,357 --> 00:20:51,664 And fucking ruin my life! 375 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:55,296 Who is this guy talking about a desalinization plant?! 376 00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:57,250 How did we miss him?! 377 00:20:57,503 --> 00:21:00,578 He's just some scientist, h-he came out of nowhere. 378 00:21:00,716 --> 00:21:04,859 I asked you to take care of anybody who might get in my way! 379 00:21:04,949 --> 00:21:06,884 I just wanna be a lifeguard. 380 00:21:06,969 --> 00:21:08,874 "I just wanna be a lifeguard." 381 00:21:08,925 --> 00:21:11,352 You just wanna fuck Pipi! 382 00:21:11,485 --> 00:21:14,343 You're all a bunch of stinky poopy babies! 383 00:21:14,515 --> 00:21:17,867 All of you! You little pussy bitches! 384 00:21:19,259 --> 00:21:20,894 You don't like that? 385 00:21:20,986 --> 00:21:22,988 I told you, I told you kill anyone 386 00:21:23,013 --> 00:21:24,867 in the mountains who could be a problem! 387 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:28,117 You a little ManBear-bitch, that's what you are! 388 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,768 You wanna fuck with Pipi? 389 00:21:31,993 --> 00:21:33,796 Don't forget what I have on you. 390 00:21:33,821 --> 00:21:35,734 Sit down, ManBearBitchy! 391 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:41,259 I want that desalinization plant gone 392 00:21:41,284 --> 00:21:43,726 and I want the scientist dead! 393 00:21:44,519 --> 00:21:47,256 There can only be one streaming service. 394 00:21:47,281 --> 00:21:50,148 And it's going to be Pipi+! 395 00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:01,762 It was 8:15 on Thursday night. 396 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,281 The people were all excited about the possibility 397 00:22:04,306 --> 00:22:06,274 of a new desalinization plant. 398 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,476 But I had a lingering uneasiness in my gut. 399 00:22:09,725 --> 00:22:12,839 And then, just like that, in walked the nicest pair 400 00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:15,203 of knockers I'd ever seen in my life. 401 00:22:20,201 --> 00:22:21,929 Detective, we need to talk to you. 402 00:22:22,131 --> 00:22:23,932 Aw, fuck, not you again. 403 00:22:23,957 --> 00:22:26,253 Get out of here kid, I'm not going to arrest your mom. 404 00:22:26,353 --> 00:22:28,531 You might think differently when you hear what we have to say. 405 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,558 - Go ahead, Tolkien. - Sir, 406 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,445 we think the person who killed Robert Cussler 407 00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:35,289 actually had a bigger plan: to make the drought happen. 408 00:22:36,528 --> 00:22:38,593 Your father killed Robert Cussler. 409 00:22:38,654 --> 00:22:40,890 And what makes you think he had a bigger plan? 410 00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:44,218 Wait a minute. Did he tell you his business plan? 411 00:22:44,328 --> 00:22:45,867 Did he show you his deck?! 412 00:22:46,729 --> 00:22:47,531 No. 413 00:22:47,556 --> 00:22:49,461 My uncle Larry showed me his dick once. 414 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,453 My dad isn't capable of killing anyone. 415 00:22:52,554 --> 00:22:54,023 Well, I'm sure that's true. 416 00:22:54,048 --> 00:22:57,609 And that's why your father had ManBearPig do it for him. 417 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,843 You see, your dad used ManBearPig to get rid 418 00:23:00,868 --> 00:23:03,148 of the competition in the streaming wars. 419 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,615 Butters, please. 420 00:23:04,957 --> 00:23:06,937 And ManBearPig will just go right on doing 421 00:23:06,962 --> 00:23:10,515 whatever Tolkien's father says because he's afraid. 422 00:23:10,836 --> 00:23:13,453 ManBearPig is afraid? Of what? 423 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,531 Afraid for the safety... of its wife and child. 424 00:23:20,179 --> 00:23:23,750 Not many people know about PigBearGirl and Chuck Chuck, 425 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,601 but your father must have threatened ManBearPig 426 00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,661 that he would tell people they exist. 427 00:23:28,845 --> 00:23:32,046 And if everyone knew that climate change had a child, 428 00:23:32,239 --> 00:23:33,908 they'd go after it. 429 00:23:34,945 --> 00:23:36,859 Okay, whatever, but you have no proof 430 00:23:36,884 --> 00:23:38,757 that it was my dad who did anything. 431 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,600 Don't I? 432 00:23:41,408 --> 00:23:43,811 I happen to know for a fact that while the rest 433 00:23:43,836 --> 00:23:45,437 of the state is suffering, 434 00:23:45,462 --> 00:23:47,429 your dad has been out living it up. 435 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,218 Surveillance camera caught him enjoying 436 00:23:49,243 --> 00:23:51,054 his time at a waterpark. 437 00:23:55,242 --> 00:23:56,902 The waterpark. 438 00:23:59,297 --> 00:24:01,000 Hello, I'm Larry David. 439 00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:03,203 When I made my Superbowl commercial for crypto, 440 00:24:03,228 --> 00:24:05,230 I didn't even really know what it was! 441 00:24:05,255 --> 00:24:07,367 But thanks to the money I made, I now can enjoy 442 00:24:07,392 --> 00:24:09,429 my favorite beverage every day! 443 00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:17,641 _ 444 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,034 Go pee! 445 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:20,117 With Pipi+. 446 00:24:20,141 --> 00:24:22,071 _ 447 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:42,446 Hello? 448 00:24:43,878 --> 00:24:45,601 Where the fuck am I? 449 00:24:54,130 --> 00:24:55,649 Hello?! 450 00:25:04,031 --> 00:25:07,141 Well, I don't know, but it needs to be a-fixed, okay? 451 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:10,282 Maybe we have some kind of intruder, 452 00:25:10,307 --> 00:25:12,266 that's doing the sabotage, you know! 453 00:25:12,839 --> 00:25:14,274 We looked everywhere, sir. 454 00:25:14,299 --> 00:25:15,734 We didn't find anything. 455 00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:18,284 Well, look harder, you stupid fuck! 456 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,188 Something going on down here! 457 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,539 Who are you? Did you bandage me up? 458 00:25:39,794 --> 00:25:41,024 Chuck Chuck! 459 00:25:42,254 --> 00:25:43,430 Come on! Something's happened 460 00:25:43,455 --> 00:25:45,191 to the outtake valves again! 461 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:58,300 Okay, that's great, guys. 462 00:25:58,325 --> 00:26:00,494 Keep the pipe on the downward slope. 463 00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:03,282 - How's it all going? - Thanks, honey. 464 00:26:03,307 --> 00:26:04,841 It's good. Fast. 465 00:26:05,102 --> 00:26:06,696 I think we can have this thing up and running 466 00:26:06,721 --> 00:26:09,097 - for tests in a week. - That's amazing. 467 00:26:09,185 --> 00:26:11,362 You're not so bad yourself, babe. 468 00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:14,972 And hey, Sharon? 469 00:26:16,086 --> 00:26:18,362 Sorry about the whole "weed thing." 470 00:26:18,941 --> 00:26:20,316 It's okay, Randy. 471 00:26:23,612 --> 00:26:25,550 All right, Nelson, I've updated the engineering. 472 00:26:25,575 --> 00:26:27,277 I've accounted for the elevation 473 00:26:27,302 --> 00:26:29,542 but I still can't figure out the pipeline. 474 00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:32,105 The problem is actually getting enough pressure 475 00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:34,599 to get the saltwater up here to the plant. 476 00:26:34,729 --> 00:26:36,698 It almost seems impossible. 477 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:38,118 I don't know how you get saltwater 478 00:26:38,143 --> 00:26:40,312 up here without a tremendous amount of energy. 479 00:26:40,409 --> 00:26:41,910 Yeah, well, let's just keep working. 480 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:43,394 There has to be an answer. 481 00:26:43,419 --> 00:26:45,237 Science always has an answer. 482 00:26:45,747 --> 00:26:48,230 Randy, it's good to have you back 483 00:26:48,255 --> 00:26:50,206 at the U.S. Geological Survey. 484 00:26:50,231 --> 00:26:51,632 Thanks, Nelson. 485 00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:53,972 And hey, Nelson? 486 00:26:54,858 --> 00:26:57,050 Sorry about the whole "weed thing." 487 00:26:57,390 --> 00:26:59,019 That's okay, Randy. 488 00:27:06,206 --> 00:27:08,569 Hi, my name is Naomi Osaka. 489 00:27:08,594 --> 00:27:11,390 And I enjoy crypto just like I enjoy 490 00:27:11,415 --> 00:27:14,113 fresh piss on my organic greens. 491 00:27:18,149 --> 00:27:19,717 Fortune favors the brave. 492 00:27:19,742 --> 00:27:22,411 - Fortune favors the brave. - Fortune favors the brave. 493 00:27:22,577 --> 00:27:24,090 Fortune favors the brave. 494 00:27:26,697 --> 00:27:29,393 _ 495 00:27:29,418 --> 00:27:30,453 Go pee! 496 00:27:30,478 --> 00:27:31,416 With Pipi+. 497 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:32,699 _ 498 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:40,759 Welcome to Pipi's Waterpark! 499 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:44,338 Where the thrills and fun are all 100% urine. 500 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:47,025 We hope you have a magical day and if you need to 501 00:27:47,050 --> 00:27:50,877 use the restroom, just let it go in one of our many pools. 502 00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:52,838 Your pee will be collected and harvested 503 00:27:52,863 --> 00:27:56,252 for Denver's water supply. Go pee, Colorado. 504 00:27:57,139 --> 00:28:00,048 Boy, boy, what a great day for a swim! 505 00:28:00,073 --> 00:28:02,197 Can't wait to hit that fresh pool! 506 00:28:03,525 --> 00:28:06,428 Blackhawk, this is Browneye. I am in position. 507 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,876 Copy, Butters. Do you see the slide we're looking for? 508 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,150 That's a negative, Blackhawk. Got nothin' here. 509 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:15,298 What about over by the funnel cakes, Eric? 510 00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:19,626 I don't see the slide that matches 511 00:28:19,651 --> 00:28:21,018 the one in the picture, Tolkien. 512 00:28:21,043 --> 00:28:22,697 I'm afraid this could be a dead end, guys. 513 00:28:23,342 --> 00:28:25,548 - Wait. My God. - What? 514 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:28,374 There's a guy here who's just totally staring at my tits. 515 00:28:28,427 --> 00:28:30,862 Hey, do you mind, sir? My eyes are up here. 516 00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:32,556 Eric, we're trying not to draw attention to oursel... 517 00:28:32,581 --> 00:28:34,111 Stop looking at my tits! 518 00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:35,798 - Yes, you are! - Eric, do you... 519 00:28:35,823 --> 00:28:37,588 These people are all staring at my fucking tits! 520 00:28:37,613 --> 00:28:38,869 They're such perverts! 521 00:28:39,048 --> 00:28:41,947 Little boy, we're just a bit shocked to see that. 522 00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:44,377 Yeah, 'cause you're on the itty bitty titty committee, bitch! 523 00:28:44,402 --> 00:28:46,478 Just focus on the fucking plan, Eric! 524 00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:49,259 Hey, fellas, I think I got it! 525 00:28:49,502 --> 00:28:51,908 I found the slide where the photo was taken! 526 00:28:52,973 --> 00:28:55,843 And there's some kind of bunker entrance right next to it. 527 00:28:58,983 --> 00:29:01,392 _ 528 00:29:14,193 --> 00:29:16,439 Hello, ma'am. I'm sorry 529 00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:19,002 but I need to speak with you about your husband. 530 00:29:21,013 --> 00:29:23,017 - Is he dead? - Not yet. 531 00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:26,158 But he will be as soon as I can find him. Can I come in? 532 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,369 Your husband is a very dangerous man. 533 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,642 We now believe that he caused the whole drought to happen. 534 00:29:33,829 --> 00:29:36,017 - Do you mind? - Yes. 535 00:29:36,138 --> 00:29:37,228 Great. 536 00:29:38,018 --> 00:29:40,213 Now, obviously, your husband had some kind 537 00:29:40,238 --> 00:29:41,939 of bigger business plan. 538 00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:45,056 He might have it all explained somewhere. 539 00:29:45,081 --> 00:29:46,892 Does your husband have a deck? 540 00:29:47,616 --> 00:29:49,705 Of course my husband has a dick. 541 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:52,244 Well, I'd like to see it, if that's okay with you. 542 00:29:52,806 --> 00:29:56,148 How am I supposed to show you when I don't even know where he is? 543 00:29:56,173 --> 00:29:57,153 All right. If you want to 544 00:29:57,178 --> 00:29:58,947 be difficult, ma'am, that's fine. 545 00:29:58,978 --> 00:30:01,205 But you know where your husband is 546 00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:02,831 and so does your little boy. 547 00:30:03,209 --> 00:30:05,134 I'm sure that you've both seen his deck 548 00:30:05,159 --> 00:30:07,094 and I'm sure it's pretty massive. 549 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,978 Detective, my husband is a good man. 550 00:30:10,003 --> 00:30:12,119 Well, I'm sure he was at one point. 551 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,189 But then he started a streaming service 552 00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:16,449 and became the monster that he is today. 553 00:30:16,502 --> 00:30:19,119 Okay, well, I think you should leave now. 554 00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:20,517 All right, fine. 555 00:30:20,956 --> 00:30:23,826 But just so you know, when I find your husband-- 556 00:30:23,851 --> 00:30:27,095 and I will find him-- I'm gonna shoot him. 557 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:29,463 And then I'll check out his deck later. 558 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:41,588 This must be where all the pee 559 00:30:41,613 --> 00:30:43,423 is collected for Pipi's streaming service. 560 00:30:43,448 --> 00:30:45,650 Sure is a lot of pee! 561 00:30:46,557 --> 00:30:48,025 This place is massive. They had to have 562 00:30:48,050 --> 00:30:49,819 been working on this place for years! 563 00:30:50,064 --> 00:30:51,766 Yeah, looks like someone has been planning 564 00:30:51,791 --> 00:30:53,693 on fucking my mom for a long time! 565 00:30:53,861 --> 00:30:55,900 Everyone spread out and see what you can find. 566 00:30:58,666 --> 00:31:00,268 What exactly are we looking for? 567 00:31:00,477 --> 00:31:03,480 Documents, contracts, condoms, whatever you can find. 568 00:31:04,116 --> 00:31:05,972 Get a picture of anything unusual. 569 00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:07,189 People would be very interested to see 570 00:31:07,214 --> 00:31:08,648 how far along this all is. 571 00:31:09,197 --> 00:31:11,861 Hey, there's some little brown chocolates on the floor. 572 00:31:17,535 --> 00:31:18,603 Chunk! 573 00:31:27,338 --> 00:31:30,541 It's okay. It's okay. We're not gonna hurt you. 574 00:31:31,462 --> 00:31:32,705 Chuck Chuck? 575 00:31:35,322 --> 00:31:36,757 The fuck is that? 576 00:31:37,052 --> 00:31:38,386 What are you doing down here? 577 00:31:38,411 --> 00:31:39,720 Are you lost? 578 00:31:41,087 --> 00:31:42,650 Chuck Chuck. 579 00:31:44,126 --> 00:31:46,181 You guys, seriously, the fuck is that? 580 00:31:47,052 --> 00:31:49,400 It's like a little bear pig... 581 00:31:52,128 --> 00:31:54,064 They don't know you're down here, do they? 582 00:31:54,806 --> 00:31:56,486 Chuck Chuck. 583 00:31:56,890 --> 00:31:58,775 Hey, stop right there! 584 00:32:11,948 --> 00:32:14,484 Yeah, we did it! We did it! 585 00:32:14,509 --> 00:32:16,017 Tell the boss we caught 'em! 586 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:17,822 We finally caught the little buggers 587 00:32:17,847 --> 00:32:20,158 that've been messing with the equipment down here. 588 00:32:23,822 --> 00:32:25,324 I'm Reese Witherspoon. 589 00:32:25,349 --> 00:32:27,181 I think crypto is a great idea 590 00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:29,634 but there's one investment that's even smarter. 591 00:32:29,794 --> 00:32:32,642 That's why when my family is enjoying festive party games, 592 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:34,353 we do it in pee. 593 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:50,049 _ 594 00:32:50,074 --> 00:32:51,095 Go pee! 595 00:32:51,291 --> 00:32:52,127 With Pipi+. 596 00:32:52,151 --> 00:32:53,229 _ 597 00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:02,080 Hey, honey. 598 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,774 - Any luck? - No. 599 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:06,604 The plant is almost ready to go and I still can't figure out 600 00:33:06,629 --> 00:33:08,498 how to get the saltwater to it. 601 00:33:08,617 --> 00:33:10,736 The elevations are just too extreme. 602 00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:13,058 Hey, what are the kids doing? 603 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:15,041 They're just in their rooms, hanging out. 604 00:33:15,114 --> 00:33:16,482 - Yeah? - Yeah. 605 00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:19,329 How about we round them up and go take a nice walk or something. 606 00:33:19,354 --> 00:33:20,346 You sure? 607 00:33:20,371 --> 00:33:23,174 Yeah, I need a break and they need a dad. Come on. 608 00:33:25,147 --> 00:33:26,983 Hang on a second, it's Nelson. 609 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,869 Hey, Nelson! How's it going up there? 610 00:33:28,894 --> 00:33:31,396 Randy! Randy! 611 00:33:31,747 --> 00:33:32,994 The plant! 612 00:33:33,019 --> 00:33:34,288 It's all wrecked! 613 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:35,806 What are you talking about? 614 00:33:35,831 --> 00:33:37,963 It was climate change, Randy! 615 00:33:37,988 --> 00:33:39,721 It ripped apart the watershed and took 616 00:33:39,746 --> 00:33:41,882 a huge shit in the conversion tanks! 617 00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:43,252 No. 618 00:33:43,277 --> 00:33:45,189 It just started tearing through people. 619 00:33:45,214 --> 00:33:48,908 But, Randy, it seemed like it was looking for something. 620 00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:52,283 I'm scared it might have been looking for you. 621 00:33:57,308 --> 00:33:59,109 Randy, what's going on? 622 00:34:00,814 --> 00:34:01,837 What's going on, Dad? 623 00:34:01,862 --> 00:34:04,064 Take the kids to the basement and lock the door. 624 00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:06,745 Randy, what are we... 625 00:34:06,770 --> 00:34:09,150 Just do it, baby, please! 626 00:34:16,108 --> 00:34:18,174 Randy, I'm not gonna hurt you. 627 00:34:19,398 --> 00:34:21,166 What the fuck are you doing here?! 628 00:34:21,191 --> 00:34:23,861 I need your help, Randy. I can't go to the police. 629 00:34:23,886 --> 00:34:25,821 Yeah, no shit, 'cause you're a murderer! 630 00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:27,582 I didn't kill anyone! 631 00:34:27,892 --> 00:34:29,794 Look, I know we've had our differences. 632 00:34:29,819 --> 00:34:31,754 But I need you to trust me right now. 633 00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:34,182 I don't care about Credigree Weed anymore. 634 00:34:34,207 --> 00:34:35,674 I just want to fix the drought. 635 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,682 You're not going to fix it because 636 00:34:37,707 --> 00:34:39,650 Pipi controls everything! 637 00:34:39,675 --> 00:34:40,784 Pipi? 638 00:34:41,272 --> 00:34:42,860 He used the water commissioner to get us 639 00:34:42,885 --> 00:34:44,877 to start our streaming war against each other. 640 00:34:46,713 --> 00:34:47,780 No. 641 00:34:47,805 --> 00:34:49,275 He used us, Randy. 642 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:51,402 Pipi tried to have me killed but some little beaver thing 643 00:34:51,427 --> 00:34:53,049 saved me. Please. 644 00:34:53,074 --> 00:34:54,322 My wife said Tolkien and his friends 645 00:34:54,347 --> 00:34:55,963 went to look for me at the waterpark. 646 00:34:55,988 --> 00:34:58,457 Credigree and Tegridy have to work together. 647 00:35:00,873 --> 00:35:02,942 Tegridy took over my life 648 00:35:03,379 --> 00:35:05,705 and completely ruined my character. 649 00:35:06,013 --> 00:35:07,204 Don't you get it? 650 00:35:07,893 --> 00:35:10,432 We aren't the ones who are ever gonna help anything. 651 00:35:12,373 --> 00:35:14,809 We're the ones who make everything worse. 652 00:35:21,283 --> 00:35:23,570 It's no use, we can't hack through the bars. 653 00:35:24,294 --> 00:35:26,619 Hey. Hey there. 654 00:35:30,788 --> 00:35:32,025 Chuck Chuck. 655 00:35:33,514 --> 00:35:34,400 Hey. 656 00:35:34,707 --> 00:35:36,475 Are you down here looking for your dad? 657 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,469 I'm looking for my dad, too. 658 00:35:38,507 --> 00:35:40,361 God, that's so cheesy. 659 00:35:42,947 --> 00:35:44,742 You don't have to be afraid of people. 660 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:45,935 I can tell you why. 661 00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:54,158 Chuck Chuck. 662 00:35:55,421 --> 00:35:57,846 Yes. Good, Tolkien, I think you're starting to reason with it. 663 00:36:02,050 --> 00:36:03,322 So! 664 00:36:03,347 --> 00:36:04,900 You're the little "sabotagis" 665 00:36:04,925 --> 00:36:07,082 that's been messing with my stuff? 666 00:36:07,107 --> 00:36:10,276 No, we actually just got here recently, sir. 667 00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:13,041 - Where is my dad? - Your dad? 668 00:36:14,722 --> 00:36:17,992 You the boys that make-a the little boats-a. No? 669 00:36:18,171 --> 00:36:21,033 You help Pipi so much! 670 00:36:21,058 --> 00:36:23,689 You probably made a lot of money? 671 00:36:24,871 --> 00:36:26,592 We didn't know what we were doing. 672 00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:29,385 Yeah, well, who does? 673 00:36:29,469 --> 00:36:31,822 That's doing business in America. 674 00:36:31,908 --> 00:36:33,619 You just get in, 675 00:36:33,644 --> 00:36:36,814 fuck everything up, pay people money you don't have, 676 00:36:36,839 --> 00:36:40,057 and try to get a big market evaluation, yes? 677 00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:41,741 So you sped up climate change 678 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:43,601 and then you fucked my mom, is that it? 679 00:36:44,407 --> 00:36:45,239 Scusi? 680 00:36:45,322 --> 00:36:46,564 No, see, what he did was 681 00:36:46,589 --> 00:36:47,713 he paid people too much money 682 00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:49,424 while actually devaluing the artists, 683 00:36:49,449 --> 00:36:51,485 creating a streaming business that was driving content 684 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:53,424 instead of content driving the business. 685 00:36:53,449 --> 00:36:56,252 So now he's got a huge company but all he's delivering is piss. 686 00:36:56,830 --> 00:36:59,292 And now I'm about to have the only streaming service 687 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:00,751 in the world. 688 00:37:00,776 --> 00:37:04,446 You see, I have all the celebrities here. 689 00:37:04,535 --> 00:37:09,252 Everybody to be in one big final commerci together! 690 00:37:09,525 --> 00:37:11,627 And when that commerci goes out, 691 00:37:11,652 --> 00:37:14,221 everybody gonna want to invest in Pipi. 692 00:37:15,077 --> 00:37:18,471 And you boys, well... I'm afraid you might meet up 693 00:37:18,496 --> 00:37:20,580 with a little accidente? 694 00:37:21,150 --> 00:37:23,338 The pee-pee gonna come down 695 00:37:23,363 --> 00:37:26,682 and it gonna wash you boys away down a drain-ee. 696 00:37:27,002 --> 00:37:30,322 Come on! We gotta make-a the commerci! 697 00:37:41,614 --> 00:37:44,479 I'm sorry, guys. I got played. 698 00:37:45,122 --> 00:37:46,824 We all got played, Dad. 699 00:37:46,849 --> 00:37:48,111 The whole state. 700 00:37:48,832 --> 00:37:51,393 I really thought I could make a difference this time. 701 00:37:52,321 --> 00:37:54,939 Well, you can't, Randy. 702 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,756 But there is someone who can. 703 00:37:59,635 --> 00:38:02,038 Somebody who can go down to that waterpark 704 00:38:02,063 --> 00:38:04,033 and demand to be heard. 705 00:38:04,904 --> 00:38:06,751 We need Karen back, Dad. 706 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:08,439 What? 707 00:38:08,981 --> 00:38:10,729 No. No! 708 00:38:10,754 --> 00:38:12,155 You have to, Dad. 709 00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:14,088 Karen is the only one that can get past security 710 00:38:14,113 --> 00:38:15,518 and insist to see the management. 711 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,580 Karen is gone. Okay? 712 00:38:19,415 --> 00:38:21,383 I'm never going back. 713 00:38:21,749 --> 00:38:23,283 Then Pipi does win. 714 00:38:23,308 --> 00:38:25,549 And we all go without fresh water for the rest of our lives. 715 00:38:25,574 --> 00:38:28,525 Come on, Karen, please. My friends are down there. 716 00:38:28,550 --> 00:38:30,611 It doesn't work like that. 717 00:38:30,874 --> 00:38:33,424 I didn't just become Karen overnight. 718 00:38:34,030 --> 00:38:35,598 First I smoked weed. 719 00:38:35,623 --> 00:38:37,205 Then I smoked too much weed. 720 00:38:37,230 --> 00:38:39,232 Then I started a weed farm and then I got entitled 721 00:38:39,257 --> 00:38:41,314 and did everything I could to protect it! 722 00:38:46,037 --> 00:38:48,822 But the weed is all gone now. 723 00:38:50,513 --> 00:38:51,947 Not all of it. 724 00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:13,127 The Thanksgiving Day Special? You saved this? 725 00:39:13,152 --> 00:39:15,104 I-I made this, like, three years ago. 726 00:39:15,304 --> 00:39:18,799 Yeah. I think it's the best special you ever made. 727 00:39:27,142 --> 00:39:31,432 If I smoke this... I won't remember any of you. 728 00:39:34,424 --> 00:39:37,330 It will be like none of the past few days ever happened. 729 00:39:38,475 --> 00:39:40,477 We have to have water, Karen. 730 00:40:14,118 --> 00:40:15,286 What the hell is he doing? 731 00:40:15,311 --> 00:40:16,712 He looks ridiculous. 732 00:40:16,737 --> 00:40:18,846 Just-just let him do it, kids. 733 00:40:30,713 --> 00:40:33,029 * We missed you, Karen * 734 00:40:33,054 --> 00:40:35,783 * Where have you been? * 735 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:39,502 Someone's been fucking with my Tegridy! 736 00:40:39,549 --> 00:40:41,572 - Yeah! - Yeah, Dad! 737 00:40:45,874 --> 00:40:47,018 Thank you! 738 00:40:47,043 --> 00:40:49,369 Thank you, everyone, for coming 739 00:40:49,546 --> 00:40:52,749 to be a part of filming my new commerci. 740 00:40:52,873 --> 00:40:56,916 This is gonna be the best commerci we ever make-a! 741 00:40:58,913 --> 00:41:01,814 Okay, now everyone look like you're having fun! 742 00:41:02,478 --> 00:41:07,205 Background action! And action, Matt Damon-a! 743 00:41:08,370 --> 00:41:10,105 Hi. I'm Matt Damon. 744 00:41:10,244 --> 00:41:14,215 Me and all my Hollywood friends have a little secret to share. 745 00:41:14,401 --> 00:41:16,588 We love being in pee. 746 00:41:16,613 --> 00:41:17,981 Are you in? 747 00:41:18,315 --> 00:41:19,652 Okay, that's good, that's good. 748 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:22,377 Now you all play in the pee a little bit. 749 00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:25,018 You laughing, you having fun. 750 00:41:25,043 --> 00:41:27,012 You splash-a the pee on each other. 751 00:41:30,876 --> 00:41:32,869 Good, good. You love the pee. 752 00:41:32,894 --> 00:41:35,031 Now maybe, Matt Damon, you splash pee 753 00:41:35,056 --> 00:41:36,471 on Reesie Witherspoon. 754 00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:38,838 And then, Reesie, the pee-- the pee make you 755 00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:41,486 so happy that-that you cry. 756 00:41:41,616 --> 00:41:42,893 I cry? 757 00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:45,838 Yes, Reesie, you so happy in the pee, it make you cry. 758 00:41:45,863 --> 00:41:49,729 And when you cry... you cry the pee. 759 00:41:49,991 --> 00:41:52,361 I can't cry pee. 760 00:41:52,871 --> 00:41:54,340 Come on, Reesie. 761 00:41:54,534 --> 00:41:56,213 You slut yourself out for crypto, 762 00:41:56,238 --> 00:41:58,106 now just be a slut for Pipi. 763 00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:01,479 Go on, cry, Reesie. You're all a bunch of sellouts. 764 00:42:01,504 --> 00:42:03,916 Cry for the commerci. Come on, cry. 765 00:42:11,775 --> 00:42:14,314 I'm sorry, folks, the waterpark is closed 766 00:42:14,339 --> 00:42:15,744 for a commercial shoot. 767 00:42:15,769 --> 00:42:18,314 We'll let you know as soon as we get things back open again. 768 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:33,666 It's Karen! 769 00:42:34,228 --> 00:42:37,525 I want in your waterpark right now! 770 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,393 The park's closed, they're filming a commercial. 771 00:42:41,007 --> 00:42:42,791 I wanna speak to your... 772 00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:44,494 manager! 773 00:42:49,455 --> 00:42:50,916 Good. Good. 774 00:42:50,941 --> 00:42:54,275 And now, Larry David, you come up with the pee in your mouth. 775 00:42:56,278 --> 00:42:59,861 And then you just, you just spit the pee on Gwyneth Paltrow. 776 00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:13,858 There you are! What's going on? 777 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:16,319 You wanna tell me what the fuck is going on?! 778 00:43:16,556 --> 00:43:18,439 Scusi, who let you in? 779 00:43:18,464 --> 00:43:21,658 I let myself in because it's a free country 780 00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:23,736 and I'll stand where I fucking want! 781 00:43:23,837 --> 00:43:25,173 Get him out of here! 782 00:43:25,198 --> 00:43:26,861 Don't you fucking touch me! 783 00:43:26,886 --> 00:43:29,018 Don't any of you fucking touch me! 784 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,923 Okay, we obviously have a bit of a Karen here, let's... 785 00:43:31,948 --> 00:43:34,244 You can call me Karen all you fucking want! 786 00:43:34,269 --> 00:43:35,377 Motherfucker! 787 00:43:35,402 --> 00:43:37,457 Why don't you tell everyone what you've been doing?! 788 00:43:37,557 --> 00:43:40,549 I want to speak to someone in charge! No! 789 00:43:40,574 --> 00:43:42,604 No, 'cause clearly you're not in charge! 790 00:43:42,629 --> 00:43:44,814 - What's going on up there? - You don't even know what the fuck you're doing! 791 00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:45,940 Do you?! 792 00:43:47,768 --> 00:43:49,908 Hello? Who's there? 793 00:43:50,961 --> 00:43:54,096 Who's there? Goddamn it, I-I'm the fuckin' lifeguard. 794 00:44:05,353 --> 00:44:07,955 No, you-you all need to get a life! 795 00:44:08,002 --> 00:44:10,111 I'm not wasted, you're wasted! 796 00:44:10,198 --> 00:44:13,643 Okay, fine, if you don't leave, I'm gonna call the police. 797 00:44:13,668 --> 00:44:14,769 Fuckin' do it! 798 00:44:14,838 --> 00:44:16,299 Fucking call the police! 799 00:44:16,385 --> 00:44:18,466 Bring 'em right here! Why don't you go back 800 00:44:18,491 --> 00:44:20,080 to your own fucking country?! 801 00:44:22,259 --> 00:44:24,995 Tom, it looks like after several days of nothing, 802 00:44:25,020 --> 00:44:27,957 a new Karen video has finally appeared on the Internet. 803 00:44:27,982 --> 00:44:30,479 A livestream caught Karen spewing the usual 804 00:44:30,504 --> 00:44:32,057 entitled hateful bullshit, 805 00:44:32,082 --> 00:44:34,502 and more and more viewers are tuning in! 806 00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:37,705 You probably don't even have a fucking green card, do you?! 807 00:44:37,730 --> 00:44:39,899 Okay. Please leave, okay? 808 00:44:39,924 --> 00:44:42,580 No! You leave! I'm an American! 809 00:44:42,605 --> 00:44:44,141 I pay taxes! 810 00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:47,729 - Okay, please-please leave. - No! You're a piece of shit 811 00:44:47,754 --> 00:44:49,986 who started the streaming wars on purpose 812 00:44:50,011 --> 00:44:51,979 to cause the drought! 813 00:44:53,574 --> 00:44:55,410 Okay-okay, that's it. 814 00:44:55,447 --> 00:44:57,979 Everybody, we're sorry for the disturbance. 815 00:44:58,004 --> 00:45:00,274 Yeah, and then you pay celebrities to get people 816 00:45:00,299 --> 00:45:01,766 to invest in your dumb shit 817 00:45:01,791 --> 00:45:04,027 'cause you know it's fucking dumb! 818 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:10,354 Somebody get this Karen out of my face-y! 819 00:45:17,349 --> 00:45:19,729 You fucked now, Karen. 820 00:45:20,191 --> 00:45:23,094 Look out! ManBearPig! 821 00:45:25,688 --> 00:45:27,971 Dad? Dad! 822 00:45:29,307 --> 00:45:30,761 Dad, you're okay! 823 00:45:30,994 --> 00:45:33,650 Tolkien? Tolkien! 824 00:45:43,976 --> 00:45:45,573 Where did you come from?! 825 00:45:45,598 --> 00:45:47,722 We were busted out by our new friend. 826 00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:49,526 It's okay, you can come out. 827 00:45:54,982 --> 00:45:56,450 Chuck Chuck. 828 00:45:57,112 --> 00:45:58,918 What the fuck is that thing? 829 00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:00,979 I think I can explain it all. 830 00:46:02,406 --> 00:46:04,917 You see, for Pipi's plan to work, 831 00:46:05,029 --> 00:46:07,253 he needed to control climate change. 832 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,768 And the only way to control anything, is by fucking its mom. 833 00:46:11,944 --> 00:46:13,807 But what Pipi didn't count on, 834 00:46:13,832 --> 00:46:15,956 was that a child will stop at nothing 835 00:46:16,592 --> 00:46:19,094 to find out who is fucking their mom. 836 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,061 Chuck Chuck. 837 00:46:30,113 --> 00:46:33,143 See? I-I keep them safe. 838 00:46:35,612 --> 00:46:37,701 Hold on a minute, ManBearBitchie. 839 00:46:37,726 --> 00:46:39,456 We have a great team, no? 840 00:46:40,823 --> 00:46:44,581 You no wanna hurt Pipi. Look at everything we've done! 841 00:47:00,628 --> 00:47:02,495 I give you half of the company?! 842 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,237 What do you say, ManBearBitchie?! 843 00:47:04,262 --> 00:47:08,456 We can own the only streaming service in the world together! 844 00:47:19,874 --> 00:47:22,768 - It's over. We did it! - We did it, Dad! 845 00:47:23,119 --> 00:47:25,755 Randy. Thank you so much. 846 00:47:28,682 --> 00:47:31,026 Randy? What are you staring at? 847 00:47:32,269 --> 00:47:33,933 Here we go again. 848 00:47:34,222 --> 00:47:36,386 No, wait. 849 00:47:37,441 --> 00:47:38,729 Mr... Mr. Marsh? 850 00:47:38,754 --> 00:47:40,300 My eyes are up-- Dude! 851 00:47:40,589 --> 00:47:44,526 How to get saltwater to the desalinization plant. 852 00:47:44,888 --> 00:47:47,268 Saltwater-- saline. 853 00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:49,932 Saline in the plant. 854 00:47:49,957 --> 00:47:52,636 Saline implant! Holy fuck! 855 00:47:58,173 --> 00:48:00,910 Today we try for a new beginning. 856 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:04,557 You know, in police work, we don't always get it right. 857 00:48:05,027 --> 00:48:08,081 I wanted a deck in my hands so bad that I didn't care 858 00:48:08,106 --> 00:48:09,475 whose deck it was. 859 00:48:09,628 --> 00:48:11,330 But I'm happy to be standing here now 860 00:48:11,355 --> 00:48:13,245 with our new test subject. 861 00:48:13,885 --> 00:48:16,688 Thank you. I just want to say to my mom... 862 00:48:16,797 --> 00:48:19,032 Mom, I'm sorry. 863 00:48:19,108 --> 00:48:22,097 I'm sorry that I can't always be the son that you need. 864 00:48:22,261 --> 00:48:24,511 Because right now you need a son that can stay firm 865 00:48:24,536 --> 00:48:25,659 and teach you a lesson. 866 00:48:25,684 --> 00:48:28,753 But unfortunately, duty calls. I'm ready. 867 00:48:36,938 --> 00:48:38,628 Okay, hit it. 868 00:48:46,736 --> 00:48:48,784 Okay, it works. Bring in the rest! 869 00:49:23,013 --> 00:49:24,917 We got Matt Damon to tell every woman 870 00:49:24,942 --> 00:49:26,576 with fake tits to be brave! 871 00:49:26,626 --> 00:49:28,561 Look at all of them. 872 00:49:37,038 --> 00:49:38,604 It's working! 873 00:49:43,347 --> 00:49:45,159 Hey, everybody! Look! 874 00:49:52,029 --> 00:49:55,401 ManBearPig is leaving with PigBearGirl and Chuck Chuck. 875 00:49:58,554 --> 00:49:59,690 Chuck Chuck! 876 00:50:07,377 --> 00:50:08,444 Hey, wait. 877 00:50:08,469 --> 00:50:09,904 If that little thing 878 00:50:09,929 --> 00:50:11,731 is gonna be climate change someday, 879 00:50:11,756 --> 00:50:13,858 shouldn't we, like... kill it? 880 00:50:15,115 --> 00:50:17,503 I think what we should do is try to reach out to it, 881 00:50:17,528 --> 00:50:18,862 see what it needs and see if it can 882 00:50:18,887 --> 00:50:20,322 be different from its father. 883 00:50:20,778 --> 00:50:23,047 Yeah, but that all sounds really hard. 884 00:50:23,101 --> 00:50:25,871 We have enough water for the summer now. Fuck it. 885 00:50:25,963 --> 00:50:27,972 Let's smoke some weed! 886 00:50:35,049 --> 00:50:42,799 www.subtitulamos.tv