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Previously on Only Murders
in the Building...

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We should do our own podcast.

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Only Murders In The Building.

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How do I know you?

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Oh, Charles was in
an... an old TV series.

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What was it called? Bozos.

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Brazzos.

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I have to finish this.
I have to see this through.

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Do you like your Beats?

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I can't get any work.

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You have to sell the apartment.

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It's all I have.

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- All in favor of evicting
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all three members of
Murder, She Wrote?

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A direct route into Bunny's.

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You're sleeping with a murderer!

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This ends now, Jan.

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Hey, Bunny! Congrats!

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You're the most hated
person in the building now,

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you cranky old bitch.

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"Get out of the building now."

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Mabel!

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We gotta get her!
I'm not leaving her here!

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It's not what you think.

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Bunny!

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- Is that your knitting needle?
- Yes!

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Don't say a fucking word.

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Coming this fall,

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Only Murder-ers in the Building.

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New York City.

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Who doesn't want to become
the talk of the town here?

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I mean, make a name for
yourself in this city,

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and it can feel like the
most sparkling place on Earth.

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- It's that murder guy! Hey!
- Hello.

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Whoa!

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Full of fireworks and excitement.

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But there are two ways
you can become known here.

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You can become famous
for doing good things...

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or you can become infamous

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for doing truly terrible acts.

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You wanna avoid that second one.

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Whoa!

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Look at you. Look at you,

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you dusty, old, dried-up dribble dick.

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You got no fuckin' idea how much
trouble you're in, do you? Hm?

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This guy's got no idea, huh?

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- None.
- You have no clue, huh?

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What kind of a sloppy shit-mess

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you chodes are swimming into, right?

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- Right? No.
- Uh...

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You know, the only thing that could
be worse for you two low-hanging,

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dehydrated scrota-sacks...

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is if you were her.

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Yeah, yeah, I-I-I don't do podcasts.
You know, I-I like Howard Stern.

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You know, old Stern, before
he started doing therapy

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and got all gentrified and shit.

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Back when it was just the
Wack Pack and Butt Bongo.

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Before Baba Booey got those big,

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filthy teeth fixed.
You know, but I, uh...

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I did try your podcast. Yeah. Mm.

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It was ab... It's absolute
shit. I mean, it really...

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It sucks, but this, uh,

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one part from the first episode...

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Let's just say it, uh...

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stuck out.

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I have this recurring dream.
I'm in bed.

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I wake up, and there's
a man standing over me.

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So, I kick him right in the nuts,
and I grab my knitting needle,

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and I take him down to the bone

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with that thing.

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That's you.

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Lawyer.

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What, y-you're asking for a lawyer?

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No, I'm asking if you're a lawyer,
you know, 'cause you're so smart.

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- Sorry.
- What?

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No, my bad. It was a little funny.

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- What, her?
- W-what she said was a little funny.

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What, you think you're
Rodney Dangerfield?

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- Oh.
- Who?

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Who?

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Hold on a minute!

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You can't pin this on Mabel.

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She couldn't have done this!

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I wanna believe you.

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I really do.

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But, do you hear what you are saying?

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A woman magically
appears, in your apartment,

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with a goddamn knitting
needle in her chest?

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Come on.

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- She...
- What? She was what?

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I went to get champagne,

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and Bunny was just there.

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That's all I remember...

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- No. No.
- Bullshit! This is bullshit!

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Mabel, there's so many
fucking holes in your story!

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You know, there's more
fucking holes in your story

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than we have in our victim, and
that's a lot of fucking holes.

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Eight fucking holes, to be exact.

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Do you think that it makes you
seem tough saying "fuck" so much?

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- What?
- I mean, I get it

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because I used to think the same thing,

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but then I realized something.
Do you wanna know what I realized?

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Yeah, w-w-what did you realize?

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Fuck you. Lawyer.

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Fuck.

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She was gone for two minutes. We
were celebrating. W-why would she...

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Okay, th-then l-l-let's
just talk about you,

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okay? Let-let's talk about you.

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You hated Bunny, right?

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The Board President who
wanted you out of the building

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'cause you couldn't
pay your rent, right?

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Now that I think of it, I
have had my doubts about Mabel.

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You know, I played this scene
a hundred times on my show.

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Especially season nine
when the budget got cut,

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and we could only afford to
shoot in interrogation rooms.

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So I know your tricks.

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Hi! Charles-Haden Savage!

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That's a decorative mirror, Charles.

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I think the two-way you
looking for is on this wall.

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I knew that.

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The old decorative mirror trick.

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Nice try. Might have worked.

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On a moron.

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- Sit down, Charles!
- Yes, ma'am.

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Let's cut to the chase now!

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What did you do with the knife?

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Knife?

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Yeah. What did you do with the knife?

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The blade. The one you used.

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So you have three people
who solved two crimes

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that you couldn't figure out,

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who are now clearly being framed,

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and you don't even have
the real murder weapon?

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It was you, right? Who texted us to
get out of the building last night?

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It most definitely was not me.

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Gotcha. I knew it was you.

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- I know you did not just wink at me.
- Kinda did.

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Wow! Look at this.

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Hold it a second.

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- They cropped me out?!
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This is such bullshit.

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You know, I'm also involved in this.

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Okay, alright. Focus. All eyes on me.

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You are all... persons of interest now.

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Thank you!

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Meaning...

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that we can't charge you. Yet.

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But, that can change at any time

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with new evidence.

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And we are looking. Believe me.

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Because that is our jobs, not yours.

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So, that means no investigating,

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that means no fucking podca...

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Mora, please tell the tiny
one to stop recording me.

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- Oliver, put the phone down.
- Oh...

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This is your ticket to live your lives.

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You're free to return to your homes. So,

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get a new hobby. Now. I do
not give a damn what it is.

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Just as long as it
doesn't land you in jail.

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- Like knitting?
- Alright, don't be a smart ass.

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- It's kind of her thing.
- Well, your thing is going to be

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making toilet wine in a jail cell

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if you don't zip your lips. Got it? Go.

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Come on! Go! Now!

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- Oh my God!
- Oh my God!

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Oh my God!

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Sweet freedom for the innocent!

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And justice for all crime-fighters!

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They were wrong!

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Oliver Putnam can get
arrested in this town!

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And, oh, baby,
does that feel wonderful.

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- We're live right now!
- I'm not signing, please.

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I'm just like you!

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Like your Beats?

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- Huh?
- It's a callback

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because we're right back where we...

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Forget it.

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- She's not wearing Beats.
- I said forget it, didn't I?

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So, uh, Bunny was just...

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There, I think.

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Did you see anyone else?

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Well, how could that be?

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Poor Bunny.

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I mean, my God, we...

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never got along, but still.

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Poor Bun-Bun.

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That plays right?

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I mean, if you were on
a jury, you'd buy that?

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- Oliver!
- You know, it's very rare

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for a true crime podcast to do a sequel.

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They usually move on to a new case
that never hits like the original,

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like when they followed up the
great Dead End with that, uh, Bill...

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- Billy the Butcher. It was terrible.
- Oh, that was the worst. Terrible.

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So, you know, we have a...

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- we have a real opportunity here.
- No, no.

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You heard Detective Williams. We
can't get tied into... I can't...

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Oliver, stop!

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I need a life away from death.

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We should all just let ourselves
be a little boring again.

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Can I just say something?

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I'd rather be dead than boring.

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Did you guys hear that Bunny
was stabbed with a knife

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- the cops don't have yet?
- Wait a minute,

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it wasn't just the knitting
needle? That's huge!

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Look!

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Guys, maybe we could have
brunch once in a while

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or go watch people
play chess in the park.

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Whatever it is guys your
age are into besides murder.

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Later.

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- Well, the chess thing, yeah.
- Brunch. I'd rather have brunch.

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Oh!

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Hey, Brock!

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Yeah, I can hold for Brock.

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Hey, Brock.

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Yeah. No, no, no. Just for questioning.

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Uh, th-that probably
didn't help my chances

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of getting work though, huh?

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What?

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A reboot?

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Hello, Mabel. This is Alice
Banks from Third Arm Gallery.

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We're a little artist
collective downtown.

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Uh, maybe you've heard of us.

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I know this is insane, given
all you're going through,

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a stranger sending you
a random video message,

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but I really love your mural,

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and I haven't been able
to stop thinking about it.

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Uh, anyway, um, I know
this is last minute,

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but the gallery are having
a little opening tomorrow,

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and we were wondering
if you wanted to come.

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So... yeah.

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Sending you lots of love and
hope to hear from you. Bye.

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Come on, baby.

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Oh, hold the elevator!

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Thanks, lover.

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Well, hello there, Amy Schumer.

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Well, hello.

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Are you moving into Sting's apartment?

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Uh, oh, yes!

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Sting. Right. Such a fan.

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- Oh, we all are.
- Yeah.

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I loved him before he
was even in The Police.

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Sting's in law enforcement?

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Well, welcome to the building.

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Are you Oliver Putnam?

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Well, that depends. Are you suing me?

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No... I only sued Judd Apatow.

258
00:15:22,769 --> 00:15:25,295
Oh, and that must make you Winnie.

259
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,634
Oh.

260
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,370
Did we ever find out who poisoned you?

261
00:15:29,818 --> 00:15:32,224
I just have to say,

262
00:15:32,229 --> 00:15:34,851
I really enjoyed Only
Murders In The Building.

263
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:37,311
- Oh, well, thank you very much.
- No, no, no. I mean,

264
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,597
I really enjoyed it.

265
00:15:39,768 --> 00:15:42,636
I was never that into murder before.

266
00:15:42,804 --> 00:15:46,565
Podcasts. Murder podcasts.
Until yours. But, you...

267
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,901
you guys just made it feel so...

268
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,472
cozy.

269
00:15:50,711 --> 00:15:53,004
You know? Just cozy murder.

270
00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,293
So good. Plus, I-I mean,

271
00:15:55,298 --> 00:15:58,301
y-you were so raw. You
know, all of you, and just...

272
00:15:58,306 --> 00:16:00,976
And not afraid of bombing.

273
00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:03,589
Just really wasting people's time.

274
00:16:05,576 --> 00:16:09,104
Reminded me of my early days
doing stand-up. Well, day.

275
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,667
I got great pretty quick... Is
there gonna be a second season?

276
00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:16,763
Well, second seasons
are tough, you know,

277
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,353
but people keep dying.
So, I suppose there's...

278
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,564
always a chance.

279
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,359
Oh.

280
00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:28,792
Would you ever consider, uh...

281
00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:31,949
Never mind. It-it's stupid.

282
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,300
- What?
- No, it-it's...

283
00:16:34,305 --> 00:16:36,033
I shouldn't have even
opened my tiny mouth.

284
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,253
Oh no, come on. What? What? What?

285
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,901
Okay. Well, I just had a thought...

286
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,587
Would you ever consider selling
me the rights to the podcast,

287
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:45,862
so I could turn it into

288
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:47,943
an 8-to-10 episode streaming series

289
00:16:47,948 --> 00:16:51,659
with exclusive internet
content leading to gamification?

290
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,198
This is a thought you just had?

291
00:16:55,203 --> 00:16:58,393
I mean, surely, you've considered
developing it into a series.

292
00:16:58,398 --> 00:17:00,317
Well, I'd be lying if I didn't say

293
00:17:00,322 --> 00:17:02,142
I had a 200-page pitch deck

294
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,707
floating around my apartment somewhere.

295
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:05,620
Okay, good!

296
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,523
So, come by my place.
We'll figure it all out.

297
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,104
- Okay.
- And, uh...

298
00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:10,886
don't forget to bring a turkey.

299
00:17:11,785 --> 00:17:13,078
Oh!

300
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,342
- Callback!
- That's a callback. So clever.

301
00:17:15,347 --> 00:17:16,607
But do bring tequila.

302
00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:18,612
And ice. And a glass.

303
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,627
God, I love this building.

304
00:17:29,441 --> 00:17:32,319
And Brazzos is doing
a cross-promotion with Golden Girls,

305
00:17:32,324 --> 00:17:33,951
so we go on Password,

306
00:17:33,956 --> 00:17:35,833
and my partner is Betty White,

307
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:39,454
who turns every clue into,
like, something naughty.

308
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,104
And I have to act outraged...

309
00:17:43,308 --> 00:17:44,860
She was good people.

310
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:47,303
- I could hear these stories all day.
- Mm-hmm.

311
00:17:47,308 --> 00:17:49,606
That's why Brazzos is
so perfect for a reboot.

312
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,529
You know, I agree with you

313
00:17:50,534 --> 00:17:53,110
because sometimes I'm flipping
through the TV, and I'm thinking,

314
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,659
"Hey, where are all the cop shows?"

315
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,576
'Cause th-there seems to
be a lot of cop... Anyway,

316
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,206
so, do you think they're
gonna go for this?

317
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,990
Oh. We're picked up for series already.

318
00:18:04,995 --> 00:18:07,436
Eighteen episodes on CBS.

319
00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:09,459
- Whoa!
- Crazy, right?

320
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,550
With... Naomi Jackson.

321
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:13,968
I love her!

322
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,373
- Who's she playing?
- She's Brazzos.

323
00:18:17,091 --> 00:18:18,217
She's...

324
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,014
And I would be...

325
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,819
Uncle Brazzos.

326
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:27,652
Uncle Brazzos...

327
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,278
And, uh, Naomi would be my...

328
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,279
- Niece.
- Niece.

329
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,280
- By marriage.
- Uh-huh.

330
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,158
Or she's a friend who
affectionately calls you "Uncle."

331
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,665
Or something. The
writers are spit-balling.

332
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:42,436
We had you in mind for
this early on, but...

333
00:18:42,712 --> 00:18:44,967
honestly, we thought you were dead.

334
00:18:44,972 --> 00:18:48,373
The casting director had
you listed as "NA/dead."

335
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:52,423
Then you start popping
up on all the front pages

336
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,120
of all the papers. Crazy great timing.

337
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,581
So...

338
00:18:57,839 --> 00:19:01,015
is this an offer? I'm Brazzos again?

339
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,644
Uncle Brazzos. It's a series regular.

340
00:19:04,558 --> 00:19:06,935
As long as you stay out of jail.

341
00:19:16,385 --> 00:19:19,764
? Look at me, look at me, butterfly,
keep it light when I get it done ?

342
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:24,558
? Look at me, look at me, double
time on the ride when I beat my drum ?

343
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:28,784
? Look at me, look at me, I don't
stop till I drop, yeah, keep it going ?

344
00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:31,268
? 'Cause everybody
know, everybody know ?

345
00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:33,597
? Everybody know, everybody know ?

346
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,884
Scorching.

347
00:19:35,993 --> 00:19:37,768
Y-you're the real deal, aren't you?

348
00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:40,214
- Excuse me?
- Bloody Mabel.

349
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,214
- Here. Uh, quick selfie together?
- Oh, I...

350
00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:45,264
How about a quick exit? For you.

351
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,675
Have a good night though,
sir. Thank you very much.

352
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,362
Thank you.

353
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,318
- Hi, Alice.
- Hi. I'm really glad you came.

354
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,155
- I'm so glad you're not a catfish.
- Nope. No, no.

355
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,412
All too real.

356
00:19:59,806 --> 00:20:02,331
Uh, but you better watch out
for these piranhas, though.

357
00:20:03,007 --> 00:20:04,831
I hope you brought your knitting needle.

358
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:12,685
My dad got me a jigsaw
puzzle of Frida when I was 4.

359
00:20:13,173 --> 00:20:15,138
It was 1,000 pieces.

360
00:20:15,143 --> 00:20:19,146
Small ones with repeats
of the same flowers.

361
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,097
I finished it the day before I turned 5.

362
00:20:27,472 --> 00:20:29,766
Sorry. There's just something...

363
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,102
uh, very compelling about you.

364
00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:34,486
Thank you,

365
00:20:34,491 --> 00:20:36,576
but you don't really
know anything about me.

366
00:20:36,581 --> 00:20:38,583
Well, I know four things.

367
00:20:39,674 --> 00:20:42,093
I know some people are
calling you Bloody Mabel,

368
00:20:42,722 --> 00:20:44,373
I know I like your art,

369
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,506
I know I want that dress, and, um,

370
00:20:47,893 --> 00:20:50,521
now I know that you had
a Frida puzzle as a kid.

371
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:54,491
Well, all I know about you
is that you like sliding into

372
00:20:54,496 --> 00:20:56,263
people's DMs,

373
00:20:56,268 --> 00:20:58,763
and that you'd like my aunt's closet.

374
00:20:58,768 --> 00:21:00,797
Because that's where
got this dress from.

375
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,810
Yes, very likely. But,

376
00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:04,882
I don't just DM any old broad.

377
00:21:04,887 --> 00:21:06,388
Hm. Why me?

378
00:21:06,393 --> 00:21:07,853
It's an instinct.

379
00:21:07,858 --> 00:21:09,985
And we could use some new
energy in our collective.

380
00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:11,950
So, this is, what, a recruitment?

381
00:21:11,955 --> 00:21:14,208
Hm. Total recruitment. How am I doing?

382
00:21:14,213 --> 00:21:16,349
Decently. I might need a pamphlet.

383
00:21:16,506 --> 00:21:18,849
You know, Frida didn't have an MFA.

384
00:21:19,246 --> 00:21:20,623
She didn't even have two working legs,

385
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:23,951
but what she did have is natural
talent and everyone's attention.

386
00:21:25,288 --> 00:21:26,957
Remind you of anyone?

387
00:21:32,372 --> 00:21:34,708
Look, it's not a bad
place to start from,

388
00:21:34,713 --> 00:21:36,465
as long as you have the right support.

389
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,099
Why don't you come back
and get to know our space?

390
00:21:40,336 --> 00:21:42,023
It's not a cult, right?

391
00:21:42,028 --> 00:21:43,946
Just bring your paints.

392
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,970
I'm just gonna need to hear
you say that it's not a cult.

393
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,686
- Mm.
- Just out loud...

394
00:21:51,313 --> 00:21:53,517
? Ain't nothing like the real thing ?

395
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,148
? Ain't nothing like the real... ?

396
00:22:03,302 --> 00:22:04,763
In my new podcast,

397
00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:06,947
Only Murderers in the Building,

398
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,990
we will probe into the Arconia

399
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:12,577
and three residents who
remain prime suspects

400
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:15,293
in the grisly stabbing
death of Bunny Folger.

401
00:22:16,511 --> 00:22:19,097
Charles-Haden Savage,

402
00:22:19,102 --> 00:22:20,836
a washed-up television cop

403
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,435
whose blurred sense of fact and fiction

404
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,434
led him into a tangled romance

405
00:22:25,439 --> 00:22:27,775
with the last Arconia murderer,

406
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:31,158
and whose father spent the
latter years of his life

407
00:22:31,163 --> 00:22:32,748
in and out of prison.

408
00:22:33,364 --> 00:22:34,740
How do you know that?

409
00:22:34,745 --> 00:22:36,497
I'm Cinda Canning, bitch.

410
00:22:37,151 --> 00:22:39,611
"Bloody Mabel" Mora,

411
00:22:39,616 --> 00:22:43,245
the freeloading 20-something who
has now been intimately involved

412
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:46,628
in three grisly murders
in the same building.

413
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:49,006
We will uncover the
roots of her violent past,

414
00:22:49,011 --> 00:22:51,097
not only as victim and witness,

415
00:22:51,102 --> 00:22:53,243
but also as a perpetrator.

416
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:56,912
Whatever you think you know about
me, it's not the whole story.

417
00:22:57,195 --> 00:22:59,474
Girl, your crime is showing.

418
00:23:00,581 --> 00:23:02,959
You've been stained.

419
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,795
Poppy, we don't need that line.

420
00:23:05,362 --> 00:23:07,271
What are you knitting, Cindy?

421
00:23:07,767 --> 00:23:11,209
Oh, Indiana. That's nice.

422
00:23:13,854 --> 00:23:17,316
Oliver Putnam, the
derelict theater director

423
00:23:17,321 --> 00:23:20,950
who almost killed 12 people
with his last Broadway outing,

424
00:23:20,955 --> 00:23:25,109
has a long paper trail of
Bunny hatred over the years.

425
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,242
Don't you?

426
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:31,081
Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it.

427
00:23:31,086 --> 00:23:32,538
You lunatic.

428
00:23:33,383 --> 00:23:34,745
You wouldn't.

429
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:38,414
Tune in weekly as our
investigation unfolds in real time.

430
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,789
I'm Cinda Canning.

431
00:23:44,886 --> 00:23:46,346
So we all heard that.

432
00:23:46,351 --> 00:23:48,228
I can't believe she's investigating us.

433
00:23:48,233 --> 00:23:49,943
And real time, too.

434
00:23:49,948 --> 00:23:52,328
I mean, she's stealing our format.

435
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,127
We did invent that format, right?

436
00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:57,177
What, the format where we
drop a true crime podcast

437
00:23:57,182 --> 00:23:59,350
before we even have a story,

438
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,061
an ending, or even a crime?

439
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,525
Yeah, that's all us.

440
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:04,694
You know, Cinda Canning is very lucky

441
00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:07,488
- that my attorney passed away.
- I thought you said he was disbarred.

442
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:10,074
This is no time for semantics, Charles!

443
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,618
She's stealing our format!

444
00:24:11,623 --> 00:24:13,709
Cinda doesn't even know
what happened that night.

445
00:24:15,425 --> 00:24:16,843
What did happen that night?

446
00:24:17,710 --> 00:24:19,830
It's all a blur.

447
00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:24,548
- Except...
- Except?

448
00:24:27,407 --> 00:24:29,409
I think Bunny said something.

449
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,683
Oh!

450
00:24:36,398 --> 00:24:38,228
14...

451
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:41,289
14.

452
00:24:41,387 --> 00:24:43,223
14?

453
00:24:43,695 --> 00:24:45,196
What does that mean?

454
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,737
Okay, people, we know
what we have to do.

455
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:50,312
We need to go full "OliMabel" here.

456
00:24:50,317 --> 00:24:51,401
- What the fuck?
- What?

457
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:54,409
OliMabel! That's our ship
name. All our names put into one.

458
00:24:54,414 --> 00:24:56,283
Where is the "Charles" in "OliMabel"?

459
00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:57,495
The Charles is silent.

460
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,953
Okay, so what we need to do

461
00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:00,710
is break into Bunny's apartment.

462
00:25:00,715 --> 00:25:01,997
- What?
- What?

463
00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:05,254
We slip in real quick, we
find a clue that isn't us,

464
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,672
and then Cinda has nothing!

465
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,674
We can't be seen breaking
into Bunny's apartment!

466
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,384
Cinda finds that out,
everything blows up.

467
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:13,221
Yeah, well, our lives blow
up if we all go down for this.

468
00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:15,984
And I sure as hell can
kiss Amy Schumer goodbye.

469
00:25:17,195 --> 00:25:20,156
Schumer moved into Sting's
place. We're talking projects.

470
00:25:20,161 --> 00:25:22,038
I-I'll tell you during the OliMabel.

471
00:25:22,043 --> 00:25:24,962
Okay, you know you're not
using that remotely correctly?

472
00:25:24,967 --> 00:25:26,772
It has gotten away from me, yes.

473
00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:28,779
And I can't lose Brazzos either.

474
00:25:29,433 --> 00:25:32,060
- What?
- They're rebooting Brazzos.

475
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:35,094
- Charles! You're Brazzos again!
- Oh my god! That's fantastic!

476
00:25:35,099 --> 00:25:37,741
I am. Yeah, well, you
know, Uncle Brazzos.

477
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,484
Kind of a sexy Uncle Brazzos.

478
00:25:39,489 --> 00:25:41,689
You know, they keep wanting
that beefcake thing from me.

479
00:25:42,049 --> 00:25:43,664
And they have writers, multiple writers!

480
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:44,836
Not just some executive producer,

481
00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:47,880
high on cocaine, screaming
dialogue into a tape recorder.

482
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,174
It's real.

483
00:25:49,337 --> 00:25:51,631
Mabel, don't you want
to clear your name, too?

484
00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:55,881
Look, what Cinda said wasn't wrong.

485
00:25:55,886 --> 00:25:59,557
My whole life has been
defined by this crap.

486
00:25:59,562 --> 00:26:00,563
Death.

487
00:26:00,568 --> 00:26:02,611
Walking around blood.

488
00:26:03,265 --> 00:26:06,102
I'd like to try and be an artist.

489
00:26:07,137 --> 00:26:09,973
And last night, for a few minutes,

490
00:26:09,978 --> 00:26:12,106
that felt maybe possible.

491
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:17,114
So, if it takes clearing my name

492
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,786
to feel that more

493
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,496
and finding who really did this...

494
00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,499
Fuck off, Oliver.

495
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,628
- Fuck off, Oliver.
- I'm sorry. I...

496
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,602
Fuck off.

497
00:26:29,607 --> 00:26:32,781
- Is that Bunny?
- Are you hearing that, too?

498
00:26:33,098 --> 00:26:34,349
Yeah.

499
00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:39,975
Fuck off.

500
00:26:43,321 --> 00:26:45,824
No one has to see us breaking in.

501
00:26:51,135 --> 00:26:53,525
Shit... How do I...

502
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:55,170
- Just kick it!
- Kick it!

503
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,932
Oh! Look at that.

504
00:26:58,389 --> 00:27:00,099
Quiet!

505
00:27:00,771 --> 00:27:01,885
Oh!

506
00:27:02,768 --> 00:27:04,123
Ah!

507
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:05,401
Shh!

508
00:27:06,753 --> 00:27:08,630
Oh my God.

509
00:27:08,635 --> 00:27:10,888
The last time I was
in a space that small,

510
00:27:10,893 --> 00:27:12,436
I'd had too many Cosmos in Vegas

511
00:27:12,441 --> 00:27:15,194
and ended up on stage
with Penn and Teller.

512
00:27:15,199 --> 00:27:17,258
You know, they were about
to saw me in half,

513
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:20,097
and m-my bladder was so full, so
I felt like an idiot, but I didn't...

514
00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:22,141
Okay, I really am good
with this story right now.

515
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,144
- Alright.
- Thank you! Me, too!

516
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,023
Bunny?

517
00:27:31,203 --> 00:27:32,454
Bunny?

518
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,566
Hello?

519
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,156
Get out.

520
00:27:37,378 --> 00:27:38,379
Go.

521
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,037
Get out!

522
00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:46,112
Bunny had a bird?

523
00:27:46,117 --> 00:27:48,787
- Still?
- Still?

524
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,457
You knew she had a bird?

525
00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,463
Well, I mean, she got it decades ago

526
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,393
when birds were the hot pet,

527
00:27:54,709 --> 00:27:56,544
before teacup pigs stole their mojo.

528
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,300
I just assumed it was dead.

529
00:27:58,548 --> 00:28:01,134
Yellow-headed amazon. Beautiful.

530
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:03,081
Stuff it up your ass.

531
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:05,690
Well, it's definitely
got Bunny's potty mouth.

532
00:28:05,695 --> 00:28:07,354
- Mm-hmm.
- Kinda makes me miss her.

533
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,818
Mrs. Gambolini.

534
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,816
- Who's that.
- Oh, that's the bird.

535
00:28:10,948 --> 00:28:13,042
Remember, Bunny was a freak.

536
00:28:13,587 --> 00:28:15,315
So listen, listen.

537
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,635
Since we are here, why don't we
just split up and search around?

538
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,018
Keep your eyes open for
anything that resembles a note.

539
00:28:21,539 --> 00:28:23,792
- Note?
- Well, notes.

540
00:28:23,797 --> 00:28:26,378
I may have written a
few I'd like to retrieve.

541
00:28:26,629 --> 00:28:28,128
Like, basically, how I wanted Bunny

542
00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:29,831
to die when she was trying to evict us.

543
00:28:29,836 --> 00:28:31,420
Oh, smart. Real smart.

544
00:28:31,425 --> 00:28:34,428
Because, you know, death threats
always work out really well.

545
00:28:34,433 --> 00:28:37,603
Okay, start scouring. Any
paper you find, put in this bag.

546
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:39,685
I'll go in the bedroom.

547
00:28:41,030 --> 00:28:43,837
- Okay.
- Alright. Quickly, quickly.

548
00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:47,059
- I got this.
- Anything with my name on it...

549
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,813
Look at this. Let's
put this in here too.

550
00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,353
Okay!

551
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,658
- Oh...
- Shit!

552
00:28:57,663 --> 00:28:58,914
Come on!

553
00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:02,576
Charles! Charles!

554
00:29:02,581 --> 00:29:04,499
Someone is coming!

555
00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:11,584
Bunny had a real eye for erotic art.

556
00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:13,387
A lot of people didn't know that.

557
00:29:13,392 --> 00:29:15,379
- I think it's Uma.
- I'm not surprised.

558
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,714
Bunny was a fuckin' freak.

559
00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:17,965
And Howard.

560
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:19,884
This Rose Cooper painting that she has,

561
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:21,470
it's very porny.

562
00:29:22,475 --> 00:29:24,635
A naked man wrapped
around a woman's leg.

563
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,516
Very balls forward.

564
00:29:26,517 --> 00:29:28,351
Maybe I'll own one someday.

565
00:29:28,352 --> 00:29:30,934
Oh, fat chance. It's worth a fortune.

566
00:29:30,939 --> 00:29:31,979
We need to wrap it up,

567
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,898
so I can take it to the appraiser.

568
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,983
- It's in the bedroom here.
- They're coming this way!

569
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:36,985
Come in here!

570
00:29:41,385 --> 00:29:43,470
I'm telling you, this
thing is one of a kind.

571
00:29:43,475 --> 00:29:45,131
This could be worth a million...

572
00:29:50,810 --> 00:29:52,610
There should be a
naked man on this wall!

573
00:29:52,615 --> 00:29:54,122
Where are the balls, Howard?

574
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:56,186
I don't know.

575
00:29:56,431 --> 00:29:59,014
God, her Rose Cooper.

576
00:29:59,528 --> 00:30:02,323
It was here the day before she died.

577
00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:04,118
Where is it?

578
00:30:04,123 --> 00:30:05,689
Maybe we missed it out here?

579
00:30:05,694 --> 00:30:07,431
No, I don't think we
saw it out there, Howard!

580
00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:08,934
It's worth a million dollars!

581
00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:13,209
Guys.

582
00:30:15,012 --> 00:30:16,556
Check this out.

583
00:30:20,943 --> 00:30:23,029
Bunny had a secret elevator?

584
00:30:23,034 --> 00:30:26,037
- Where does it go? Hell?
- Let's find out.

585
00:30:28,438 --> 00:30:30,148
Wait! It's freezing in here.

586
00:30:31,045 --> 00:30:32,661
Okay.

587
00:30:42,903 --> 00:30:46,631
So someone stole a valuable
painting from Bunny?

588
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,168
- The killer?
- Uma said "porny."

589
00:30:50,173 --> 00:30:53,885
Are we thinking full-frontal?
Bondage? Penetrada?

590
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,694
Okay, where are we?

591
00:31:05,386 --> 00:31:07,819
Jesus, Bunny had a lot going on.

592
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:09,659
Yeah. Still, that was way too close.

593
00:31:09,664 --> 00:31:11,499
But, we got a huge clue.

594
00:31:11,504 --> 00:31:13,840
We find the painting,
we find the killer.

595
00:31:13,845 --> 00:31:16,305
Oh, that's a good line,
Charles. S-say that again.

596
00:31:17,594 --> 00:31:19,093
No, will you stop? There's no point...

597
00:31:19,097 --> 00:31:20,557
Just repeat the line!

598
00:31:20,562 --> 00:31:22,230
It's a perfect ending for episode one.

599
00:31:22,235 --> 00:31:24,237
Oliver, I agreed to
check Bunny's apartment,

600
00:31:24,242 --> 00:31:26,703
- not podcast about it.
- Oh, so you'll just let

601
00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:29,381
Cinda Canning tell the story she
wants to tell with no push-back?

602
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:31,405
Look, we know she's going
to make a killer podcast

603
00:31:31,410 --> 00:31:33,514
that makes us all look like killers.

604
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:37,256
I'm gonna hate hearing
Cinda get it wrong.

605
00:31:38,101 --> 00:31:40,099
And if she thinks it's us?

606
00:31:40,104 --> 00:31:41,481
Me?

607
00:31:45,526 --> 00:31:47,780
Do you still have that murder board?

608
00:31:47,785 --> 00:31:49,061
I do.

609
00:31:49,066 --> 00:31:51,985
I mean, it's just a corkboard
on wheels but, yeah, I have it.

610
00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:55,289
Do you still have that boom mic?

611
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,292
You bet your ass I do, kid.

612
00:31:57,951 --> 00:32:00,246
Well, I don't, actually. I
returned it in the 30-day window

613
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:02,751
to get my deposit,
but I can get it back!

614
00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:17,023
New York City.

615
00:32:17,148 --> 00:32:20,610
Who doesn't want to become
the talk of the town here?

616
00:32:20,615 --> 00:32:23,243
I mean, make a name for
yourself in this city,

617
00:32:23,402 --> 00:32:27,030
and it can feel like the
most sparkling place on Earth.

618
00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:30,881
We've been warned not to speak out

619
00:32:30,886 --> 00:32:32,262
or speak our truth.

620
00:32:32,696 --> 00:32:35,574
To just let others tell our story.

621
00:32:36,029 --> 00:32:39,449
But we here at Only
Murders In The Building...

622
00:32:40,710 --> 00:32:43,041
we will not be going quietly.

623
00:32:48,116 --> 00:32:49,618
Nailed it.

624
00:33:09,331 --> 00:33:11,752
_

625
00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:17,484
_

626
00:33:21,112 --> 00:33:24,238
_

627
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,377
Oh...

628
00:33:42,564 --> 00:33:44,273
Savage...

629
00:33:44,866 --> 00:33:46,300
Savage...

630
00:33:53,339 --> 00:33:58,017
_

631
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:12,294
I-I came home, and
it-it was just here.

632
00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:15,746
Bunny's painting?

633
00:34:20,621 --> 00:34:22,957
Someone's really fucking with us.

634
00:34:24,632 --> 00:34:25,925
Charles...

635
00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:28,344
Is that you?

636
00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:29,987
No.

637
00:34:30,763 --> 00:34:32,598
It's my father.

638
00:34:44,596 --> 00:34:49,596
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