1 00:00:23,245 --> 00:00:25,216 Shh... 2 00:00:29,726 --> 00:00:32,331 Shh... 3 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,538 Shh... 4 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,387 It's okay... 5 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:55,209 Shh... 6 00:01:00,854 --> 00:01:02,892 I know. 7 00:01:25,804 --> 00:01:27,642 - Yo. - Yo. Twenty-five pounds? 8 00:01:27,675 --> 00:01:29,445 Twenty-five? No, no, I ordered 200. 9 00:01:29,478 --> 00:01:30,681 Paid for 25. 10 00:01:30,714 --> 00:01:32,316 Take it up with Lu. 11 00:01:38,462 --> 00:01:40,668 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. No, Luanne, that's... 12 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:43,339 that's... that's really nice of you. 13 00:01:43,372 --> 00:01:46,378 Uh-huh. 14 00:01:46,411 --> 00:01:47,915 Yeah. No, no, w-we're really grateful 15 00:01:47,948 --> 00:01:50,420 to still be open after everything. 16 00:01:50,453 --> 00:01:52,892 Yeah, so, listen, I, um... 17 00:01:52,925 --> 00:01:54,829 I'm still trying to figure this place out, 18 00:01:54,862 --> 00:01:57,935 you know, see how Michael was doing everything, 19 00:01:57,968 --> 00:01:59,706 and I wanna get you your money. 20 00:02:01,508 --> 00:02:03,012 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I miss him. 21 00:02:03,045 --> 00:02:05,316 Uh, I miss him, too. Yeah. 22 00:02:08,255 --> 00:02:10,661 Okay. 23 00:02:10,694 --> 00:02:14,435 No, it's good. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Thanks anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 24 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,873 All right. Bye. 25 00:02:19,979 --> 00:02:22,317 Fuck! 26 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,589 Ball Breaker! 27 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,660 ... broken! 28 00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:28,764 - Shut up! - No, no, no. Puta! 29 00:02:28,797 --> 00:02:30,467 Don't unplug it. 30 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,703 I know what that means, Tina. 31 00:02:31,736 --> 00:02:33,574 You unplug it, it won't work again. 32 00:02:33,607 --> 00:02:36,445 - Bonus! - When was the last time you emptied these? 33 00:02:36,478 --> 00:02:38,015 I don't know. 34 00:02:51,576 --> 00:02:53,680 ? Let's dance, fuck you ? 35 00:03:01,963 --> 00:03:03,867 Hey, Chi-Chi, it's Carmy. Still got that meat connect? 36 00:03:18,495 --> 00:03:20,901 Oh! I'll have what she's having! 37 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,972 You cut vegetables like a bitch. 38 00:03:23,005 --> 00:03:25,009 Don't wipe your hands on your apron, Chef. 39 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:27,714 - Jeff? - Chef. 40 00:03:49,559 --> 00:03:51,997 We got issues. This arcuate's painted. 41 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,466 Yeah, no shit it is. 42 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:54,903 They conserved copper during World War II. 43 00:03:54,936 --> 00:03:56,740 - That's why there's no rivets? - That's why no rivets. 44 00:03:56,773 --> 00:03:58,911 - How the fuck do you not know that? - Because I fuckin' don't. 45 00:03:58,944 --> 00:04:01,883 This is original Big E red-line selvage, all right? 46 00:04:01,916 --> 00:04:04,923 From 1944. You can get 1,250 for that on eBay tonight. 47 00:04:04,956 --> 00:04:07,427 - And I'd still be five and a half short. - Add this. 48 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,031 What am I, a Coinstar? 49 00:04:09,064 --> 00:04:10,901 - That's like three hundo, Chi-Chi! - Three hundo plus what? 50 00:04:13,138 --> 00:04:15,878 Plus a 1955 blanket-lined Type 3. 51 00:04:15,911 --> 00:04:17,380 - Pleated? - Pleated. 52 00:04:17,413 --> 00:04:18,448 Boom. 53 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:32,611 Ball Breaker! 54 00:04:57,026 --> 00:04:59,966 Hey, Sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I-I need your help. 55 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:01,468 No. 56 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:03,907 No, no, no, no. It's not like that. 57 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:06,813 Yeah, I need that, uh, jacket that Mike gave me. 58 00:05:06,846 --> 00:05:10,186 Yeah. Look, can you, uh, can you bring it here? 59 00:05:10,219 --> 00:05:13,660 Thank you. Okay. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. Bye. 60 00:05:15,998 --> 00:05:17,902 Hi. Hello. 61 00:05:17,935 --> 00:05:20,574 - Hi. - I-I'm Sydney. 62 00:05:20,607 --> 00:05:23,112 I called about the sous position, I'm staging today. 63 00:05:23,145 --> 00:05:25,183 - Right. Shit. Sorry. Yes. Yeah. - Yeah. 64 00:05:25,216 --> 00:05:28,522 - Carmy. Um, here, gimme your... Thank you. - Hey. Uh, yes. 65 00:05:28,556 --> 00:05:31,730 Uh, Alinea, Smoque, Avec. 66 00:05:31,763 --> 00:05:34,134 That's some serious heat. What's, uh... 67 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,472 - What's UPS? That's in Chicago? - Uh, 68 00:05:36,505 --> 00:05:38,910 United Parcel Service... 69 00:05:38,943 --> 00:05:41,816 - Shit. That's the UPS. - The one... The mail... Yeah... 70 00:05:41,849 --> 00:05:44,689 - Yeah. Um, what'd you... what'd you do for them? - Drove. 71 00:05:44,722 --> 00:05:46,626 Paid my way through culinary school, so... 72 00:05:46,659 --> 00:05:49,097 - CIA? - Uh, CIA, yeah. 73 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:51,001 Okay, so what are you doing here? 74 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:54,041 You know, this, um, 75 00:05:54,074 --> 00:05:56,912 this was my dad's favorite spot when I was a kid. 76 00:05:58,082 --> 00:05:59,718 Come here every Sunday. 77 00:06:00,519 --> 00:06:02,223 Special place. 78 00:06:02,256 --> 00:06:04,629 Good. Um... 79 00:06:04,662 --> 00:06:07,635 Okay, so you know the drill. We, uh... 80 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,004 you're gonna make family. 81 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:11,141 It's meat plus three, and w-we eat around 2:00. 82 00:06:11,174 --> 00:06:13,045 Yeah, heard. Dope. Cool. 83 00:06:14,782 --> 00:06:17,120 What's up? 84 00:06:17,153 --> 00:06:20,192 - Can I just, like, ask you a question maybe? - Of course. Yeah. 85 00:06:21,929 --> 00:06:22,965 I know who you are. 86 00:06:22,998 --> 00:06:25,571 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I... I mean... 87 00:06:25,604 --> 00:06:27,908 you were the most excellent CDC 88 00:06:27,941 --> 00:06:30,046 at the most excellent restaurant 89 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:33,587 in the entire United States of America. 90 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:35,857 So, what are you doing here? I guess. 91 00:06:37,961 --> 00:06:39,097 Making sandwiches. 92 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:44,107 - Tina... Ebraheim? - Carmen! Where is beef? 93 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:46,078 It's in the oven. Tina, can you start 94 00:06:46,111 --> 00:06:48,516 - a new giardiniera for me please, Chef? - I need my fennel first, Jeff. 95 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:50,921 - Carmen. I need my beef! - Ebraheim... 96 00:06:50,954 --> 00:06:53,225 Then I do onion, then I do potatoes. We have system. 97 00:06:53,258 --> 00:06:54,762 Aight, but you can punch 'em, blanch 'em, 98 00:06:54,795 --> 00:06:56,532 freeze 'em, fry 'em before the beef, right? 99 00:06:56,566 --> 00:06:59,071 - Don't mess up our place! - I'm not missing anything up. 100 00:06:59,104 --> 00:07:01,175 Chef, no! Please, please, do not touch that. 101 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:02,645 This is the one time you listen to me. 102 00:07:02,678 --> 00:07:03,847 Please do not touch that. 103 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,216 That's been going for 12 hours, okay? 104 00:07:05,249 --> 00:07:06,920 That's my pot, Jeff. 105 00:07:06,953 --> 00:07:08,990 - Everybody know. - That's her pot. 106 00:07:09,023 --> 00:07:12,698 Use another pot, please, Chef. All right? Corner! 107 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,738 Hey, Marcus, I need a double order of bread today, 108 00:07:15,771 --> 00:07:17,207 - okay, Chef? - Come on, Carmy, I been telling you 109 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,777 for the past two weeks the mixer's fucked, 110 00:07:18,810 --> 00:07:20,012 and I gotta do all this by hand. 111 00:07:20,045 --> 00:07:21,616 Plus, Tina keeps messing with the temperature 112 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,119 - and it's fucking up my rise. - No inglés. 113 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:24,789 - Tina, I know you speak English! - Listen, 114 00:07:24,822 --> 00:07:26,191 Marcus, we're not meeting dailies, all right? 115 00:07:26,224 --> 00:07:27,862 Vendors are cutting us off. I don't have the money 116 00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:29,030 to fix it right this second, 117 00:07:29,063 --> 00:07:30,634 but I will get you a new mixer. Okay? 118 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,905 - I promise you. Yeah? - Carmen! Buzzer! 119 00:07:32,938 --> 00:07:34,709 All right, that's the beef. Come on, gimme a hand. 120 00:07:36,077 --> 00:07:37,915 Corner! Smaller fry scoops today, Chef. Behind! 121 00:07:37,948 --> 00:07:39,852 - Not system! - What is this system? 122 00:07:39,885 --> 00:07:41,923 - Michael's system. - Carmen, there is a girl. 123 00:07:41,956 --> 00:07:43,693 Yeah, that's Sydney. She's helping us out today. 124 00:07:43,726 --> 00:07:45,964 Michael's system makes no sense... I'm saying something! 125 00:07:45,997 --> 00:07:48,235 Marcus, I say something. You are my favorite bitch. 126 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,639 Oh, your English is gettin' tight, Zeebs. 127 00:07:49,672 --> 00:07:50,808 You kidnap a ship captain? 128 00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:52,277 Your mom teach me during sex. 129 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:53,947 Oh, that's not cool. I'm fucking with you. 130 00:07:53,980 --> 00:07:55,116 That's how you do it! 131 00:07:55,149 --> 00:07:56,686 - Yo yo yo. - Hey yo, Gary! 132 00:07:56,719 --> 00:07:58,122 You set up a compost for me today, Chef? 133 00:07:58,155 --> 00:07:59,859 After I do my thing in the place. 134 00:07:59,892 --> 00:08:01,061 That's very clear. Thank you. 135 00:08:01,094 --> 00:08:02,965 Behind. Behind. 136 00:08:02,998 --> 00:08:05,904 - Hey, Chef, is there, like, a family shelf or something? - Behind! 137 00:08:05,937 --> 00:08:08,142 - Shelf? - Sorry, um... 138 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:16,859 Fuck off. 139 00:08:18,228 --> 00:08:20,968 Gracias. 140 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,007 - Bottom right side of walk-in. - Thanks, Chef. 141 00:08:31,889 --> 00:08:33,860 Yo, this shit looks different. 142 00:08:33,893 --> 00:08:37,000 - Corner... Yo, you. - Yo, family! 143 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:39,070 Fucking with my program, cousin? 144 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:40,874 Program started four hours ago. 145 00:08:40,907 --> 00:08:42,978 I had the kid all morning. Excuse me. 146 00:08:43,011 --> 00:08:44,782 Listen, what is going on with Ballbreaker? 147 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,051 My Insta's completely blowing up. 148 00:08:46,084 --> 00:08:47,253 You got like 30 followers, dog. 149 00:08:47,286 --> 00:08:49,024 Yeah, I got... What is that, a diss? 150 00:08:49,057 --> 00:08:50,861 I got 36 followers... 151 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:56,906 We need the business! Nerds come in from Rockford to play. 152 00:08:56,939 --> 00:08:59,144 Yeah, like in 1987. You know, when you were still in 153 00:08:59,177 --> 00:09:00,981 that deadbeat's balls. How are you? 154 00:09:01,014 --> 00:09:02,785 Good. How was the recital? 155 00:09:02,818 --> 00:09:04,254 Oh my God, she murdered it, Tina! 156 00:09:04,287 --> 00:09:06,291 I gotta... H-hold on. 157 00:09:06,324 --> 00:09:08,997 - Listen, you gotta run this stuff by me first. - I don't have to do shit. 158 00:09:09,030 --> 00:09:11,301 Hold on. Listen, let's just have a conversation for a second! 159 00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:14,909 - Whoa. Fuck is this? - This is Sydney. I'm staging today. 160 00:09:14,942 --> 00:09:16,311 - You're what-ing today? - That's Sydney. 161 00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:18,148 She's helping us out today. 162 00:09:18,181 --> 00:09:20,086 - Cousin, you ordering a different mayonnaise, bro? - ... bananas? 163 00:09:20,119 --> 00:09:22,257 - No, all you, Chef. - Yeah, "All you, Chef." This biff, 164 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:24,795 - he was usin' them to make a giant nut muffin! - It was a play on 165 00:09:24,828 --> 00:09:26,331 a Panettone. It woulda been beautiful 166 00:09:26,364 --> 00:09:28,803 - if you'd let me finish it. Fuck! Cousin! - Fuck you! 167 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,974 Richie Jerimovich. Pleasure to meet you, sweetheart. 168 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:32,845 - Don't say sweetheart, you fucking weirdo. - Oh sorry, 169 00:09:32,878 --> 00:09:34,949 Carm, you're so woke. I meant nothing by it, 170 00:09:34,982 --> 00:09:36,351 Sydney. Saying sweetheart 171 00:09:36,384 --> 00:09:37,888 is just part of our Italian heritage. 172 00:09:37,921 --> 00:09:40,159 - That's beautiful. Thank you. - Corner! 173 00:09:40,192 --> 00:09:42,831 - Okay... - Listen, I'm trying to talk to you, okay? 174 00:09:42,864 --> 00:09:44,802 Don't be rude and start doing a million things... 175 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,940 - I don't have time for this right now. - I don't remember having time 176 00:09:46,973 --> 00:09:49,010 - to take care of your mom for six months. - Don't you fucking... 177 00:09:49,043 --> 00:09:51,348 No, don't you fucking! I got all kinds of receipts 178 00:09:51,381 --> 00:09:53,687 from my divorce lawyer backing up 'cause all the time I spent 179 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,122 trying to put your family back together 180 00:09:55,155 --> 00:09:57,761 'cause you're too much of a cocksucker to come home! 181 00:09:58,997 --> 00:10:00,734 The guys are texting me. 182 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,871 You're telling them to do all sorts of weird shit backwards. 183 00:10:02,904 --> 00:10:04,942 Don't fucking do that, Carmen! 184 00:10:04,975 --> 00:10:07,146 Don't go messing with their heads and ordering 185 00:10:07,179 --> 00:10:09,251 different mayonnaise and hiring new fucking broads 186 00:10:09,284 --> 00:10:11,723 without talking to me first! 187 00:10:11,756 --> 00:10:14,729 This is your brother's house, okay? Yeah? Remember? 188 00:10:14,762 --> 00:10:17,200 I was running it fine without you. 189 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:19,270 Why didn't he leave it to you then? 190 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:25,249 - Low on olive oil, Carmen. - Heard. 191 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:33,966 Where's my knife?! 192 00:10:36,237 --> 00:10:37,908 Chefs, we gotta sharpen our knives 193 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,511 - when we got a sec! - You gotta sharpen 194 00:10:39,544 --> 00:10:41,048 your brain when we get a second. 195 00:10:41,081 --> 00:10:42,483 You been here for two weeks, 196 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:44,822 we been having money problems for two weeks. 197 00:10:44,855 --> 00:10:46,793 One plus one equals you're an asshole, Bobby Flay. 198 00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:48,162 Don't call me Bobby Flay! Sydney, stir 199 00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:50,066 - that pot for me, please, Chef. - Yes, Chef. 200 00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:52,270 - You want a cartouche? - What's a cartouche? 201 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,007 - What's our best day here? - Five. 202 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,511 Okay, Ebraheim, get me a pot for the giardiniera! 203 00:10:56,544 --> 00:10:58,883 So if we do six, that'll get us through the week, right? 204 00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:01,254 - So, Ballbreaker. - Just make it easy 205 00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:04,227 - and make the fucking spaghetti! - Don't say spaghetti! 206 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:06,866 - All these knives are dull! - Spaghetti's the biggest seller, Carm. 207 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:09,404 - That shit was straight-up fire. - Straight-up done now, Chef. Behind. 208 00:11:09,437 --> 00:11:12,176 - Yeah, but why? - Because fucking 11 Madison Park 209 00:11:12,209 --> 00:11:14,548 dickhead over here, he couldn't figure it out! 210 00:11:14,581 --> 00:11:17,086 - Housekeeping, Chefs! - Again, what the fuck are you saying? 211 00:11:17,119 --> 00:11:18,489 Anyone understand what he's saying? 212 00:11:18,522 --> 00:11:20,493 Housekeeping means you have to clean your stations 213 00:11:20,526 --> 00:11:22,998 'cause this place is fuckin' gross. 214 00:11:23,031 --> 00:11:26,104 I refer to everybody as Chef because it's a sign of respect, 215 00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:28,108 and I never said I couldn't figure out the spaghetti. 216 00:11:28,141 --> 00:11:29,845 I said it doesn't make any sense on this menu, 217 00:11:29,878 --> 00:11:32,951 so it is done. The end. 218 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,356 Three hours to open, Chefs! 219 00:11:35,389 --> 00:11:38,963 Who are you yelling at, Carmy? There's like four of us in here. 220 00:11:38,996 --> 00:11:40,266 Now, let me ask you something. 221 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,103 If the spaghetti didn't make any sense, 222 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,274 how come everybody fucking loved that shit? 223 00:11:44,307 --> 00:11:46,979 - Everybody did love it. - Everybody doesn't have any taste. 224 00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:48,415 It was an under-seasoned over-sauced mess. 225 00:11:48,448 --> 00:11:50,286 - It took seven hours to prep. - Oh, fuck! 226 00:11:50,319 --> 00:11:52,523 You know what? This shit right here 227 00:11:52,557 --> 00:11:54,562 made you pompous and delusional 228 00:11:54,595 --> 00:11:57,233 and a fucking gayrod! 229 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,104 These guys, they taught you how to cook with ants, 230 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:01,609 but none of these fuckwads taught you how to make a pasta! 231 00:12:01,642 --> 00:12:03,345 Probably should learn how to make pasta, Carmy. 232 00:12:03,378 --> 00:12:05,016 A, I know how to make pasta, Marcus. 233 00:12:05,049 --> 00:12:07,053 B, I hate to break your hearts, motherfuckers, 234 00:12:07,086 --> 00:12:08,823 but that gluey, mushy bullshit 235 00:12:08,856 --> 00:12:10,493 is not bailing us out this time. 236 00:12:10,526 --> 00:12:12,397 Ballbreaker is. Fak's raising plays 237 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:14,200 to a dollar, so shut the fuck up! 238 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,606 - Who the fuck is Fak? - Tina! Did you take my knife, Chef? 239 00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:18,142 Did you take my pot, Jeff? 240 00:12:20,179 --> 00:12:22,483 - Fuck! - Neil Fak! 241 00:12:22,516 --> 00:12:25,423 This fucking fairy's butt-buddy. He's... 242 00:12:25,456 --> 00:12:27,193 Whoa! 243 00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:30,099 - Why is the beef so hot? - 'Cause we just took it out. 244 00:12:30,132 --> 00:12:32,336 - Two hours late? - Two hours longer! 245 00:12:32,369 --> 00:12:34,040 Wrigley didn't deliver enough meat this week. 246 00:12:34,073 --> 00:12:37,046 - Why didn't Wrigley deliver? - Because we're out of money! 247 00:12:37,079 --> 00:12:38,348 The only beef I could get 248 00:12:38,381 --> 00:12:40,152 was bone-in, which you have to braise, all right? 249 00:12:40,185 --> 00:12:42,624 It takes two hours longer. The good news is 250 00:12:42,657 --> 00:12:45,062 - we can stretch it by cutting the bread shorter... - Call Wrigley. 251 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:47,333 - ... and using less gravy. - Call Wrigley! Which is not how we have ever done 252 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,337 a beef here in 25 years, Carm! 253 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:52,009 - System, baby. - System! 254 00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:54,214 - You can barely afford to pay people, but sick system. - Don't fucking 255 00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:55,449 talk to me about labor, Noma! 256 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,453 I thought this was your house! 257 00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:04,200 Fuck all this. 258 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,438 Announcement! Listen up! 259 00:13:06,471 --> 00:13:08,408 Bread stays the same! 260 00:13:08,441 --> 00:13:10,479 Gravy stays the same! 261 00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:25,476 Ballbreaker! 262 00:13:25,509 --> 00:13:27,548 A buck's not gonna get 'em anywhere, Bear. 263 00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:30,019 - It's just too difficult. - Yeah, Fak, that's the point. 264 00:13:30,052 --> 00:13:32,256 - It's already ultra confusing. - Yeah, homie, 265 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,962 it-it's a Norwegian knockoff of Mortal Kombat. 266 00:13:34,995 --> 00:13:36,999 Part of the reason why this machine got recalled 267 00:13:37,032 --> 00:13:38,636 in the first place, aside from the excessive 268 00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:40,974 and irresponsible violence, is it's just too difficult! 269 00:13:41,007 --> 00:13:42,978 It's a fighter and a fucking scroller. 270 00:13:43,011 --> 00:13:45,617 Also, sorry. 271 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,286 I didn't make it to the funeral. 272 00:13:47,319 --> 00:13:49,224 I sent flowers, 273 00:13:49,257 --> 00:13:52,029 - and I really hope they looked nice. - I don't know. I wasn't there. 274 00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:53,967 - How long's this gonna take? - It's gonna take an hour. 275 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,402 Aight, it's gotta be faster. Yo, Sweeps, 276 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,140 can open up the windows in the back, please? 277 00:13:57,173 --> 00:13:58,643 - Later. - Carmy, you're bleeding! 278 00:13:58,676 --> 00:14:02,316 - Shit! Man, stupid dull-ass knife! - Corner! 279 00:14:02,349 --> 00:14:04,387 - You're making me queasy. - Fucking damn it, Ebraheim! 280 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:07,527 - Carmen, your fault! Say corner! - Blood! You see? 281 00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:09,698 Good! Good! Y'all happy now? 282 00:14:09,731 --> 00:14:12,136 Can I have my fucking knife back?! 283 00:14:49,343 --> 00:14:51,248 Ebraheim, I swear to God, 284 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,287 she looks fucking beautiful. You would've lost your mind. 285 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,491 - That's fire, Chef. - And all of a sudden, 286 00:14:56,524 --> 00:14:58,696 - the guy's back in my face! - Hey! 287 00:14:58,729 --> 00:15:00,432 Guys, look, we gotta line up! 288 00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:02,503 We got service in an hour, all right? 289 00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:04,207 I'm like, listen, if you're gonna get in my face, 290 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,177 - we're gonna have a problem. - Hey! Cousin! 291 00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,482 - Yeah, one second. - Seriously, I wanna start defining our roles 292 00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:10,587 - a little bit more clearly, all right? - Hold on a second here. 293 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,591 - We're just... Hold on a second. - Cousin. Seriously, Cousin! 294 00:15:12,624 --> 00:15:14,227 Trying to get some work done here, capiche? 295 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,197 This the dude from the hot dog stand? 296 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:18,101 - This is his twin brother... - Fucking lying. 297 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,072 - ... which I found out later! I found out later. - You lying! 298 00:15:20,105 --> 00:15:22,510 But at this point, I think it's the guy from the hot dog stand, 299 00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:25,049 and I'm like, listen, go home already! 300 00:15:25,082 --> 00:15:27,621 Get the fuck outta here! 301 00:15:27,654 --> 00:15:30,192 Oh my God! I'm like... 302 00:15:30,225 --> 00:15:32,129 So, I'm like, okay, now there's a problem. 303 00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:35,135 I'm trying to enjoy my tacos, you're ruining my date, right? 304 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,608 So, this guy, he pulls out a revolver. 305 00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:40,212 - Come on. - Swear to God! And I'm like, oh my God, 306 00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:42,551 wh-where did you get that? What, did you steal that 307 00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:44,220 from the museum gift shop? 308 00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:46,826 You know, like, who are you? Mr. Bogart? 309 00:15:46,859 --> 00:15:50,232 Please, what are we doing here... 310 00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:12,276 Hey, Tina, I gotta go see my sister. 311 00:16:12,309 --> 00:16:15,115 - You hold down the fort? - Yeah, sure. Listen, Jeff. 312 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,819 How come your sister don't come by here no more? 313 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,521 Oh, you gotta ask her. 314 00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:25,135 - Hi. - Yo. You didn't put it in a bag or anything? 315 00:16:26,337 --> 00:16:28,141 That's how you say hello to me? 316 00:16:28,174 --> 00:16:30,580 - Hi. - Hi there! 317 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,604 You smell like this place. 318 00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:45,677 Hi. 319 00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:49,183 Sorry. I just... hate seeing you here. 320 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,054 Yeah, well... 321 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,333 These labels. 322 00:16:57,366 --> 00:16:58,870 - Marcus! - What? 323 00:16:58,903 --> 00:17:01,207 Where are the chili flakes? It's the most Polish shit ever. 324 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,180 - Cousin organizes it, it's more confusing... - Right there. 325 00:17:04,213 --> 00:17:05,650 Labeled "chili flakes." 326 00:17:09,658 --> 00:17:12,163 What does Sweeps stand for? 327 00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:14,500 I swept St. Louis three times and had a no-hitter. 328 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,605 My real last name is Woods. 329 00:17:33,572 --> 00:17:35,275 You talk to Mom? 330 00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:37,748 - No. Uh... - I know she'd love to see you. 331 00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:40,252 No, I know, I know. I just... 332 00:17:50,305 --> 00:17:52,611 I've been trying to call you. You haven't called me back. 333 00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:54,347 Yeah, no, I know. I just... I've been busy. 334 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:56,351 I've been working, so... 335 00:17:56,384 --> 00:17:58,689 - Uncle Jimmy wants to buy this place. - It's not for sale. 336 00:17:58,722 --> 00:18:00,760 - I know. That's what I wanted to tell you. - That it's not for sale? 337 00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,430 No, that I think we should sell it to him. 338 00:18:02,463 --> 00:18:03,900 So he can flip it into an Applebee's? 339 00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:07,273 No, no, I-I'm trying to to do something here, Sugar. 340 00:18:07,306 --> 00:18:10,379 Okay, I was so excited for you to come home. 341 00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:14,319 Gotta go. Um... 342 00:18:15,255 --> 00:18:17,325 Okay. 343 00:18:18,394 --> 00:18:19,664 I'm okay. 344 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,737 - Okay? - Okay. 345 00:18:24,941 --> 00:18:26,912 I'm gonna fix this place. 346 00:18:28,549 --> 00:18:30,854 No one's asking you to. 347 00:18:34,426 --> 00:18:36,599 Um, I really... I gotta go, okay? 348 00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:38,268 - Bear. - Yeah? 349 00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:39,904 I love you. 350 00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:43,011 Thank you for this. 351 00:18:45,817 --> 00:18:47,419 You're welcome. 352 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,506 Welcome back. 353 00:19:01,582 --> 00:19:03,652 Time to try the new sandwiches. Behind! 354 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,723 Corner! 355 00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:09,931 Marcus, rolls, please, Chef! 356 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,670 Fuck. Again! 357 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,647 - That's crumbly! It's too dense! - Doing it by hand! 358 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,883 - Yo. - It's the mixer. 359 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,319 It's not the mixer, all right? It's crumbly. 360 00:19:20,352 --> 00:19:21,589 The oven's too dry. 361 00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:23,291 You need to fill a baking sheet with water, 362 00:19:23,324 --> 00:19:25,329 put it on the oven floor, throw in another batch, okay? 363 00:19:25,362 --> 00:19:26,798 - Don't tell me how to do my job. - Just do it! 364 00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:32,577 Yo! Somebody come try this! Cousin! 365 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:33,846 Yeah, right! 366 00:19:33,879 --> 00:19:35,850 There you go, Chef. 367 00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:38,723 Chef. 368 00:19:38,756 --> 00:19:40,660 What's goin' on? What do you think? 369 00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:43,331 - It's redundant and white, just like you. - Heard, heard, heard. 370 00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:45,870 Tina. Salt? Beef? It's tender? 371 00:19:45,903 --> 00:19:48,074 - Very good, puta! - It's nice? We happy? Happy? 372 00:19:48,107 --> 00:19:51,381 All right, all right. 373 00:19:51,414 --> 00:19:52,851 Yo, Sydney! 374 00:19:52,884 --> 00:19:54,687 Try this business. 375 00:19:57,025 --> 00:19:59,765 - Oh, fuck. - Mm-hmm. You know that's fire. 376 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,635 - Yeah, fuckin' fire. - Mm-hmm. 377 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,873 So, how you gonna pass the family test? 378 00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:05,441 Delicious or impressive? 379 00:20:06,645 --> 00:20:08,515 Delicious is impressive. 380 00:20:08,549 --> 00:20:10,653 Word. Word... 381 00:20:15,863 --> 00:20:17,767 That dude looks like a carrot. 382 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,573 - Is that a fucking carrot? - I mean, it's clearly a carrot. 383 00:20:20,606 --> 00:20:22,509 Do you not know what a carrot looks like? 384 00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:23,946 We're gonna need more bread. 385 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,357 See, it's all good till it starts making this weird 386 00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,894 - "guggugguggug" sound. - Oh my God, 387 00:20:30,927 --> 00:20:32,898 that's a classic sound with these fucking pieces of shit. 388 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,035 Hey, did you know Michael? 389 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,639 Dude, he was like one of my best friends, 390 00:20:36,672 --> 00:20:38,643 but then fuckin' it got dark at the end... 391 00:20:38,676 --> 00:20:39,912 Corner! How we looking on that bread? 392 00:20:39,945 --> 00:20:42,116 - Coming out soon. - Fak, watch your back. 393 00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:43,986 - Hey, Chi-Chi, yeah, come get your jacket. - Corner! 394 00:20:44,019 --> 00:20:45,522 Yo! Yo! Fak, how we looking? 395 00:20:45,556 --> 00:20:47,059 Dude, I'm gonna be able to fix this, dude. 396 00:20:47,092 --> 00:20:49,698 - Do you have any, like, stale bread? Thank you. - Right there. 397 00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:52,069 - Corner! - Chef! Corner! Behind... 398 00:20:52,102 --> 00:20:55,142 - Fak, watch it. - Hey, I'll pay you in sandwich, yeah? 399 00:20:55,175 --> 00:20:57,546 - Deal! - No shit deal! 400 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,551 - Oh, fuck off, man. - Hey, was Richie always an asshole? 401 00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:01,822 Dude, always and forever. Dude, he's the fucking worst. 402 00:21:01,855 --> 00:21:04,393 - Mm, yeah. He sucks. - Dude, he's not a nice guy. 403 00:21:04,426 --> 00:21:06,699 - He's just... He's sad inside. - Yeah. 404 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,703 Fak... 405 00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:09,805 Dude... 406 00:21:17,887 --> 00:21:21,094 - Yo, family's up! - Yeah! Woo! Let's do this! 407 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,603 Oh my gosh. I smell... That looks so good! 408 00:21:25,636 --> 00:21:28,174 - Damn, Sydney! - Let's go! 409 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,120 - What do we got going on over here? - Yeah, we got a stew, 410 00:21:34,153 --> 00:21:37,426 rice, plantains, and a little fennel salad. 411 00:21:37,459 --> 00:21:40,700 All right, I'm interested. Ebra, yo, let's do this. 412 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,904 I bring my own. This looks like shit. 413 00:21:42,937 --> 00:21:44,173 Oh, come on. 414 00:21:44,206 --> 00:21:46,110 Don't pay any attention. 415 00:21:46,143 --> 00:21:48,181 - That's not nice. That's not nice. - I don't eat pork. 416 00:21:48,214 --> 00:21:50,586 - It's not pork. It's beef. - He never eats. 417 00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:53,659 - It look like pork. - All right, all right, I'll start. I'll start. 418 00:21:53,692 --> 00:21:56,732 I'm grateful for Philip K. Dick. Fak, you're up. 419 00:21:56,765 --> 00:21:59,170 Me?! Uh, I-I'm tha... uh... 420 00:21:59,203 --> 00:22:02,610 thankful for my-my cats Ralph. 421 00:22:02,643 --> 00:22:04,013 They both named Ralph? 422 00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:06,517 Yeah. It's just, like, it's easier that way. 423 00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:09,725 - Ralph and Ralph. - All right, Tina, you're up. What's up? 424 00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:11,929 I'm grateful for all y'all motherfuckers. 425 00:22:11,962 --> 00:22:14,601 Look at you, fucking softy! 426 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,672 I guess I'm grateful that... 427 00:22:16,705 --> 00:22:18,743 Richie didn't come in here wearing that cologne today 428 00:22:18,776 --> 00:22:20,680 that he always be wearing. You know, it smell like 429 00:22:20,713 --> 00:22:23,819 a pine tree and shit. 430 00:22:23,852 --> 00:22:26,090 Smell like onion under arm. 431 00:22:28,696 --> 00:22:31,034 Onion under arm! 432 00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:33,673 - Chef, you want a plate? - All good. Thank you, Chef. 433 00:22:33,706 --> 00:22:35,777 You can have mine if you change your mind. 434 00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,179 What? 435 00:22:37,212 --> 00:22:39,918 I just never had plátanos with, like, grass on it. 436 00:22:39,951 --> 00:22:41,822 Yo, shit. Cousin, Cousin. 437 00:22:41,855 --> 00:22:43,491 Cousin, yo, it's getting crazy out there. 438 00:22:43,524 --> 00:22:45,495 - Come give me a hand. - Nah, bro. 439 00:22:45,528 --> 00:22:46,731 This is on you. 440 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,535 Yo, Tina, how about these plátanos though, right? 441 00:22:48,569 --> 00:22:50,573 - Yo, really? - Yeah, really. 442 00:22:50,606 --> 00:22:53,579 - This isn't my house, remember? - I didn't say I didn't like 'em. 443 00:22:53,612 --> 00:22:56,919 - She was just... She was just saying she was... - You didn't eat them. 444 00:22:56,952 --> 00:22:59,791 - Blockers! Blockers! Blockers! - Yo! Eh! 445 00:22:59,824 --> 00:23:02,196 Everybody relax! Things are fucking all right! 446 00:23:02,229 --> 00:23:04,200 Yo! 447 00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:06,537 Eh, stop banging on the fucking glass! My guy, stop banging... 448 00:23:06,571 --> 00:23:09,678 - Get off me, cocksucker! - Fuck you, man! 449 00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:26,010 Merry Christmas, Lizards. 450 00:23:26,043 --> 00:23:29,584 Sounds like we got a real problem out here. 451 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,690 Any of you Incel-QAnon-4Chan... 452 00:23:32,723 --> 00:23:35,830 Snyder-Cut motherfuckers wanna out of line now? 453 00:23:35,863 --> 00:23:38,134 Anybody? 454 00:23:39,737 --> 00:23:40,840 Yeah. 455 00:23:40,873 --> 00:23:42,844 Didn't think so. 456 00:23:42,877 --> 00:23:44,546 Cousin. 457 00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:50,359 - You all right? - Thank you. 458 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,235 So we're gonna have a little tournament here today. 459 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:58,141 We are gonna be on our best behavior. 460 00:23:58,174 --> 00:24:00,847 We're not gonna scare any of the regulars. 461 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,949 We're not gonna touch 'em. 462 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,151 We're not gonna look at 'em all weird. 463 00:24:03,184 --> 00:24:06,725 We're not gonna do any of that spectral shit! 464 00:24:08,629 --> 00:24:12,269 Yes? Good. You're gonna purchase 465 00:24:12,302 --> 00:24:14,775 one Italian Beef combo to enter. Now, 466 00:24:14,808 --> 00:24:16,210 this is a single elimination tourney, 467 00:24:16,243 --> 00:24:18,849 so you lose, you get the fuck out. 468 00:24:18,882 --> 00:24:22,590 No two ways about it. You win... 469 00:24:22,623 --> 00:24:25,028 free Italian Ice for a year. 470 00:24:25,061 --> 00:24:28,301 Also... 471 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,771 Also... 472 00:24:30,305 --> 00:24:31,708 Also... 473 00:24:32,643 --> 00:24:34,781 I hate litter. 474 00:24:34,814 --> 00:24:38,054 So, you cucks are gonna clean up after yourselves, 475 00:24:38,087 --> 00:24:40,659 and you're gonna goddamn recycle. 476 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,134 Fuck you. 477 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,630 Cousin, how fucking dope is that?! 478 00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:51,949 Not dope at all. 479 00:24:51,982 --> 00:24:53,752 What are you talking about? I brought that crowd in! 480 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,857 - That's a lot of money out there! - That we're not prepped for! 481 00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:57,861 I shoulda let those turkeys eat you, Carmy, I swear to God. 482 00:24:57,894 --> 00:25:00,298 Today was not the day to go fucking with the system. 483 00:25:00,331 --> 00:25:02,770 - System, system! Cousin... - Hey, I don't care. 484 00:25:02,803 --> 00:25:04,808 I do not care what you do up in Napa 485 00:25:04,841 --> 00:25:06,912 with your fucking tweezers and your foie gras. 486 00:25:06,945 --> 00:25:10,051 You got no fuckin' idea what you're doing here! 487 00:25:10,084 --> 00:25:13,024 None! Zero! 488 00:25:13,057 --> 00:25:14,794 So we are gonna stick with what works, 489 00:25:14,827 --> 00:25:16,197 and we are gonna fuckin' make sure 490 00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:19,202 we got enough food to feed these fuckin' dorks. 491 00:25:20,673 --> 00:25:23,211 So get your ass back in there, 492 00:25:23,244 --> 00:25:26,316 and you make that fuckin' spaghetti. 493 00:25:28,822 --> 00:25:30,091 Sydney... 494 00:25:30,124 --> 00:25:33,699 Sorry about the gun, babe. I had to get real. 495 00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:04,894 Mm... 496 00:26:05,395 --> 00:26:06,965 Goddamn... 497 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,637 Yo, Carm. Check it. 498 00:26:10,773 --> 00:26:12,242 That's good. You see that difference? 499 00:26:12,275 --> 00:26:14,814 - Big time. Steam tray. You were right. - Yep. 500 00:26:16,383 --> 00:26:18,956 You can throw down, huh? 501 00:26:18,989 --> 00:26:20,993 Hey, grab me a fresh parm brick? 502 00:27:07,787 --> 00:27:12,787 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -