1 00:00:34,045 --> 00:00:37,295 Finally, the moment everyone has been waiting for. 2 00:00:38,253 --> 00:00:40,330 The final chapter to my 10-part series 3 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:43,503 on Earth's mightiest hero, Captain Marvel. 4 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:44,586 Hulk smash. 5 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,753 This week, we're focusing on the battle of Earth. 6 00:00:46,836 --> 00:00:48,045 Now we all know the story. 7 00:00:48,128 --> 00:00:49,587 The Avengers were trying to save the world, 8 00:00:49,588 --> 00:00:51,586 but if we're being honest here, 9 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:54,170 they were losing, badly. 10 00:00:55,295 --> 00:00:58,586 Alien ships invading, Thanos being a jerk about magical Stones. 11 00:00:58,670 --> 00:01:00,795 Our heroes were done for. 12 00:01:00,878 --> 00:01:02,711 Until... 13 00:01:03,711 --> 00:01:05,420 Captain Marvel blasted in! 14 00:01:05,503 --> 00:01:08,045 Now who was this glorious, well-coiffed hero? 15 00:01:08,128 --> 00:01:10,628 Due to my extensive research and my diligent studying 16 00:01:10,711 --> 00:01:12,461 - of Scott Lang's podcast interviews, - _ 17 00:01:12,545 --> 00:01:13,920 who seems like a pretty cool guy. 18 00:01:14,003 --> 00:01:15,628 I've learned a lot about Captain Marvel 19 00:01:15,711 --> 00:01:17,628 and I know at least three things to be true. 20 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:21,336 One, she blasted through Thanos's fleet like a flaming angel. 21 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:24,378 And you know what? She looked good doing it. 22 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,795 Two, she, like, punched Thanos right in the face. 23 00:01:29,086 --> 00:01:30,461 You're finished! 24 00:01:30,545 --> 00:01:32,211 No offence to any of the other Avengers, 25 00:01:32,295 --> 00:01:34,128 but I really don't think they could've done that. 26 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,865 And three, sometimes, 27 00:01:35,866 --> 00:01:38,503 someone can come out of nowhere and do something amazing. 28 00:01:38,878 --> 00:01:42,045 I know some of you think, "Well, she abandoned the people of Earth." 29 00:01:42,128 --> 00:01:43,378 But look, it's not true. 30 00:01:43,461 --> 00:01:45,711 Obviously we don't know exactly what she's been up to. 31 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:48,253 But maybe she just needed a break, you know? 32 00:01:48,336 --> 00:01:49,795 Can a woman just live, hmm? 33 00:01:50,836 --> 00:01:53,961 Maybe we'll learn something new at AvengerCon this weekend. 34 00:01:54,045 --> 00:01:56,586 I'm gonna be dressed as Captain Marvel. Obviously. 35 00:01:56,836 --> 00:01:58,836 Anyway, that's all I got for this week. 36 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,378 Next week, I'm gonna kick off a special two-part series 37 00:02:01,461 --> 00:02:03,461 on why I think Thor is secretly a gamer. 38 00:02:03,545 --> 00:02:05,670 Remember, new episodes drop every Wednesday. 39 00:02:05,753 --> 00:02:08,961 Be sure to like, comment and subscribe at Sloth Baby Productions. 40 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:10,963 _ 41 00:02:10,973 --> 00:02:13,003 _ 42 00:02:13,013 --> 00:02:14,513 _ 43 00:02:20,961 --> 00:02:23,378 - Kamala Khan. - Coming, Ammi. 44 00:02:24,003 --> 00:02:26,753 Hurry up. You're going to be late for your driving test. 45 00:02:28,795 --> 00:02:31,128 Aamir, if you don't stop praying long enough 46 00:02:31,211 --> 00:02:35,170 to put some food in your mouth, one day you will starve to death. 47 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,711 May Allah forgive you one day. 48 00:02:38,170 --> 00:02:39,795 Kamala, please don't forget to 49 00:02:39,878 --> 00:02:42,128 look at the mirrors every 15 seconds at least. 50 00:02:42,211 --> 00:02:43,253 Yes, yes, yes. 51 00:02:43,336 --> 00:02:48,878 Oh, Kamala, my Kamala, the road is a long and winding one, 52 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,045 so never fully stop at stop signs. 53 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:53,086 Way too early for poetry, Abbu. 54 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:54,336 All right, listen. 55 00:02:54,461 --> 00:02:56,720 You do know that you don't really 56 00:02:56,721 --> 00:02:58,336 have to look in the mirrors that often? 57 00:02:58,420 --> 00:02:59,670 Yes, she does. 58 00:03:00,170 --> 00:03:01,925 Listen, just make sure that the instructor 59 00:03:01,926 --> 00:03:04,295 can see you move your head, okay? 60 00:03:04,378 --> 00:03:07,253 And remember to say Bismallah before you start the car. 61 00:03:07,336 --> 00:03:09,170 You're gonna need all the help you can get. 62 00:03:09,253 --> 00:03:10,670 Don't even have a license. 63 00:03:15,045 --> 00:03:17,170 How about you start by turning the car on? 64 00:03:25,253 --> 00:03:26,753 Pull out whenever you're ready. 65 00:03:27,086 --> 00:03:28,086 Bismallah. 66 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:30,170 Bless you. 67 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:41,878 I don't think anyone saw. 68 00:03:44,128 --> 00:03:45,961 That's my car. 69 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:52,175 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 70 00:03:55,045 --> 00:03:56,378 You set her up to fail, 71 00:03:56,461 --> 00:03:59,170 having her drive in the street with all the other cars. 72 00:03:59,253 --> 00:04:01,336 I have taught her to drive myself. 73 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:03,878 Ma'am, because of your daughter, I'm walking home. 74 00:04:03,961 --> 00:04:05,670 Oh, come on. Are you trying to tell me 75 00:04:05,753 --> 00:04:08,670 she didn't look in the mirrors enough for you and your clipboard? 76 00:04:08,753 --> 00:04:10,211 I wouldn't say that's the problem. 77 00:04:10,378 --> 00:04:12,378 - Oh! - Then you'll also say that 78 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,878 you expected her to signal at every single turn? 79 00:04:15,045 --> 00:04:16,128 Yeah. 80 00:04:16,628 --> 00:04:18,586 - Choro ji. - Kamina kahika! 81 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:19,711 Give me my keys. 82 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,336 Okay, Kamala, come on. Chalo. 83 00:04:23,795 --> 00:04:27,211 I'm so sorry that this family car, you know, that your father earned 84 00:04:27,295 --> 00:04:31,336 with his very hard-earned money, it has seen a lot of trauma. 85 00:04:31,628 --> 00:04:34,420 Hmm. I'm also sorry that you're not going to be able 86 00:04:34,503 --> 00:04:35,550 to help me with all the things 87 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:37,961 for your brother's wedding you said you would. 88 00:04:38,461 --> 00:04:41,170 This is my fault. This is all my fault. These are my genetics. 89 00:04:41,253 --> 00:04:42,625 I mean, I come from a long line 90 00:04:42,626 --> 00:04:45,045 of fantasizing, unrealistic daydreamers. 91 00:04:45,128 --> 00:04:46,420 My mother was one. 92 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,140 _ 93 00:05:00,545 --> 00:05:03,670 Camelia, glad you're not bruising from that dodgeball incident. 94 00:05:04,336 --> 00:05:05,336 Oh! 95 00:05:09,503 --> 00:05:11,670 Why is she waving? That's weird. 96 00:05:13,295 --> 00:05:14,836 Hey, guys. 97 00:05:15,503 --> 00:05:18,586 I'm just gonna sneak in there and grab my chem text book. 98 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:20,545 We're in the middle of something. One sec. 99 00:05:22,128 --> 00:05:24,503 I'll google the periodic table. Yeah. 100 00:05:28,003 --> 00:05:29,253 Rough morning all around. 101 00:05:29,336 --> 00:05:32,836 Had a bet you were gonna pass, so now I'm out 10 bucks. 102 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,753 I told my mom to stop texting you guys. 103 00:05:34,836 --> 00:05:36,244 Plenty of people fail their driver's test. 104 00:05:36,245 --> 00:05:38,670 Instructors focus on the tiniest things. 105 00:05:38,753 --> 00:05:40,336 I crashed my car into his car. 106 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,503 Oh. That's on you. Yeah. Uh... 107 00:05:44,586 --> 00:05:48,545 - So I guess we're not going to AvengerCon. - No, no, no, Bruno. 108 00:05:48,628 --> 00:05:51,830 A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers 109 00:05:51,831 --> 00:05:53,503 at the greatest fan event of the year. 110 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,961 My costume is near perfect, pending the final flourish. 111 00:05:56,045 --> 00:05:57,670 Still trying to think of that flourish? 112 00:05:57,753 --> 00:06:00,378 - It'll come to me any second now. - Sure it will. 113 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,211 I'm sorry. I really do love you. 114 00:06:04,461 --> 00:06:07,503 Got any plans this weekend? As of this morning, Kamala and I are free. 115 00:06:07,586 --> 00:06:08,586 No. 116 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:10,170 Are you inviting me to play Smash Bros? 117 00:06:10,295 --> 00:06:13,128 - Because if so, I'm busy. - Don't hate the player, hate the game. 118 00:06:13,211 --> 00:06:15,420 The thing is I do hate the game, though. 119 00:06:15,503 --> 00:06:17,628 Really? 120 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,461 - Sorry, Zoe. - It's fine. 121 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:23,295 I like your jacket. 122 00:06:25,086 --> 00:06:27,961 Thanks. I like your necklace. 123 00:06:28,503 --> 00:06:29,503 Thanks. 124 00:06:29,586 --> 00:06:31,586 It's actually my name in Arabic. 125 00:06:33,878 --> 00:06:35,545 Okay, see you later. 126 00:06:36,211 --> 00:06:38,461 Would it be super weird if we asked her for a ride to AvengerCon? 127 00:06:38,545 --> 00:06:39,545 - Yes. - Why? 128 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:41,420 Her mom used to drive us to school all the time. 129 00:06:41,878 --> 00:06:45,503 Because she is the absolute worst now that she has 100,000 followers. 130 00:06:45,586 --> 00:06:46,586 80,000. 131 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:49,420 Kamala Khan, please come to my office ASAP. 132 00:06:49,878 --> 00:06:52,586 You've done something very wrong. Just kidding. It is crazy that the 133 00:06:52,711 --> 00:06:53,836 whole school can hear this. 134 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,336 No, nothing is wrong. I just wanna chat. Can't wait. 135 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:58,961 - PS, this is Mr. Wilson. - Thank you, Mr. Wilson. 136 00:07:02,503 --> 00:07:05,461 Okay, first off, I just wanna say 137 00:07:05,545 --> 00:07:06,545 I get it. 138 00:07:07,711 --> 00:07:08,878 You get what? 139 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:10,753 I hear you've had a hectic couple weeks. 140 00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:15,211 Very funny. 141 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:18,035 But your teachers, you know, 142 00:07:18,036 --> 00:07:20,253 they're telling me you're doodling all day, 143 00:07:20,336 --> 00:07:23,170 staring off into space in your little fantasy land. 144 00:07:23,253 --> 00:07:25,336 Hey. Oh... Really? 145 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:27,920 We truly started the meeting 30 seconds ago. 146 00:07:28,003 --> 00:07:30,711 - You gotta be with me, girl. - Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Wilson. 147 00:07:30,795 --> 00:07:33,253 No. Mr. Wilson was my father. 148 00:07:34,503 --> 00:07:38,753 My name is Gabe. His name was also Gabe. So, doesn't super-work. 149 00:07:38,836 --> 00:07:41,503 But let's talk about you. In junior year, 150 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,128 it's time to start really thinking about your future. 151 00:07:44,503 --> 00:07:46,365 I mean, college admissions are coming up, 152 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,086 before you know it, it's SATs, 153 00:07:48,253 --> 00:07:50,253 it's essays, it's applications. 154 00:07:50,378 --> 00:07:53,045 Do you volunteer? 'Cause college admissions eat that up. 155 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:56,586 I mean, of course, do it to help people too, but I mean... 156 00:07:56,670 --> 00:07:58,545 It helps. It does help. 157 00:08:00,586 --> 00:08:02,878 Oh, no. No, I'm not... 158 00:08:02,961 --> 00:08:04,503 You know I'm not trying to scare you, right? 159 00:08:04,586 --> 00:08:06,510 Do I have to figure out my whole future 160 00:08:06,511 --> 00:08:08,795 before lunch or is there, like... 161 00:08:08,878 --> 00:08:11,795 I'm gonna give you a task. I want you to go home. 162 00:08:11,878 --> 00:08:14,045 Not right now, but after school. 163 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:17,336 Then you're gonna look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, 164 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:23,336 "Kamala, who is that girl I see staring straight back at me?" 165 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:27,628 - You're reciting lyrics from Mulan. - I am, I am. 166 00:08:27,711 --> 00:08:28,711 You are. 167 00:08:28,836 --> 00:08:33,461 Okay, Kamala, all I'm saying is right now, I see a girl divided. 168 00:08:33,836 --> 00:08:36,045 "Is she there or is she there? Where's Kamala?" 169 00:08:36,128 --> 00:08:39,295 Who knows? No one knows. I don't even know. I can't see. Where? 170 00:08:39,378 --> 00:08:42,086 And I know. I know fantasy's fun, fantasy's really fun. 171 00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:46,878 But right now, I need you to pull yourself together and join reality. 172 00:08:51,253 --> 00:08:54,295 You know, the plan was perfect. I was gonna get my license. 173 00:08:54,378 --> 00:08:57,753 Then under the cover of stupid wedding errands, we just have, like, 174 00:08:57,836 --> 00:09:00,086 one pure, beautiful day of freedom at AvengerCon. 175 00:09:02,086 --> 00:09:04,670 - Guess there's always next year. - No, there's no next year. 176 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,253 This is the first one ever. And then future historians, 177 00:09:07,336 --> 00:09:11,211 they're gonna start writing about it, and where does it start? Here. 178 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,503 Okay? There's not gonna be another first AvengerCon ever again. Never. 179 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:20,211 - Switch to the back-up plan then. - You have a back-up plan? 180 00:09:20,711 --> 00:09:23,670 What's... What's your back-up plan? 181 00:09:25,336 --> 00:09:26,795 In concept, it is pretty easy. 182 00:09:26,878 --> 00:09:29,920 But it's gonna take a lot of finesse and subtlety on your part. 183 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,420 And you just aren't... 184 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,961 - I can be subtle. - You can be subtle? 185 00:09:36,045 --> 00:09:40,003 Okay. Listen, you enter your home, you sit down at the dinner table, 186 00:09:41,128 --> 00:09:43,711 smile, and you ask your mom. 187 00:09:43,795 --> 00:09:46,045 - You're an idiot. - I'm not. I'm actually a genius. 188 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:49,170 So, can we stop acting like your mom is Darth Vader? 189 00:09:49,961 --> 00:09:52,170 Every single thing I love, she seems to hate. 190 00:09:52,253 --> 00:09:55,378 And it's like she thinks I'm some kind of, you know, weirdo. 191 00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:57,628 You are a weirdo. Whoa! 192 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,086 What? 193 00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:00,628 If I'm weird, you're weirder. 194 00:10:00,711 --> 00:10:05,003 I know. But more importantly, I've gotten weirdly good at airbrushing. 195 00:10:06,003 --> 00:10:08,170 I put the rest of it together, but okay. 196 00:10:08,503 --> 00:10:09,920 - So... - You think we'll win? 197 00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:12,086 Please. We're going, we're conquering. 198 00:10:12,795 --> 00:10:16,045 And we're high-fiving in slow motion. 199 00:10:17,211 --> 00:10:20,211 Bruno, I still need to figure out my final flourish for my costume. 200 00:10:20,295 --> 00:10:22,045 - Any ideas? - Okay. 201 00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:23,920 How about steampunk Captain Marvel? 202 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:25,961 - Steampunk is dead. - Okay, fine. 203 00:10:26,045 --> 00:10:29,586 How about a mashup? Like Captain Panther or Iron Marvel? 204 00:10:29,711 --> 00:10:32,753 Ooh, Doctor Strange Marvel. I can, like, wear a cape. 205 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,336 - Capes are cool. - Even Asgardian. 206 00:10:34,628 --> 00:10:36,878 You know, be like a badass Valkyrie, ride a horse. 207 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:38,795 I can't build you a horse, but otherwise... 208 00:10:38,878 --> 00:10:41,003 You can build me sloth baby wings. That's very me. 209 00:10:41,086 --> 00:10:43,878 Completely you. Wings, a little tiara. 210 00:10:43,961 --> 00:10:45,753 - Playing here. - Captain Princess Marvel. 211 00:10:45,836 --> 00:10:48,461 No princesses. I'm sorry. You know what's even better? 212 00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,045 - What? - Zombie Captain Marvel. 213 00:10:50,128 --> 00:10:54,003 I could be like, "I'll eat your brains. But I also have super powers." 214 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:56,878 Okay. Hey, let's never do that zombie impersonation again. 215 00:11:01,378 --> 00:11:05,336 Hi, Kamala beta. How are you? Hmm? How was school? 216 00:11:05,711 --> 00:11:09,170 Apparently I have four days to figure out my whole future, so that's... 217 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,420 Don't be so dramatic, Kamala. 218 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,753 What are you watching? Turn that off. 219 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,211 - Is this from Nani? - Must be things for the baat paaki. 220 00:11:22,295 --> 00:11:25,003 Aamir. Aamir, come down here, please. 221 00:11:26,711 --> 00:11:28,461 Why'd she also send all this junk? 222 00:11:28,545 --> 00:11:31,253 I'd like to tell you that it's because she's growing old, 223 00:11:31,336 --> 00:11:33,170 but she's always been this way. 224 00:11:33,253 --> 00:11:36,336 She doesn't want to die before passing on all her junk to us. 225 00:11:36,628 --> 00:11:38,628 Aamir, have you lost your ears? 226 00:11:39,378 --> 00:11:41,836 This is so cool. Is this Nani's? 227 00:11:46,128 --> 00:11:49,295 That is junk. 228 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:56,378 Aamir, here. Take this and put it in the attic right now, 229 00:11:56,461 --> 00:11:58,253 and then unpack the groceries. 230 00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:01,878 - Why can't Kamala do it? - She's going to help me with my errands. 231 00:12:01,961 --> 00:12:03,795 - You know the ones for your wedding? - I am? 232 00:12:03,878 --> 00:12:06,961 Yes, you are. Chalo. Let's go. Attic, and with me. 233 00:12:07,045 --> 00:12:09,836 - Chalo, Kamala, let's go. - Don't mess up those errands. 234 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,836 Let's go. No time today. 235 00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:34,295 Kamala. 236 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,795 - What's up, Najaf? - What's going on, Kamala? 237 00:12:43,878 --> 00:12:45,420 - Amma ji, kaisi hain? - Bilkul. 238 00:12:45,628 --> 00:12:47,128 Flying vultures in Armani suits 239 00:12:47,211 --> 00:12:48,545 buying up the whole neighborhood. 240 00:12:48,628 --> 00:12:51,045 Maybe we'll actually get a Halal Guys this time. 241 00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:53,670 They charge you for extra sauce at Halal Guys. 242 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:00,420 You're too short. 243 00:13:00,503 --> 00:13:02,586 She's not too short. This thing is too long. 244 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:04,628 Shakat, mere kapre taiyar hain? 245 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,378 Salaam alaikum, Muneeba ji. 246 00:13:07,461 --> 00:13:08,586 Wa alaikum salaam. 247 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,336 - Wedding shopping, I see. - Mmm-hmm. 248 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:13,253 Did you hear about Fatima's engagement? Broken. 249 00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:14,378 Oi, what happened? 250 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,753 She decided that she wasn't ready for commitment. 251 00:13:16,836 --> 00:13:19,920 So now she's off gallivanting through Europe to "discover" herself. 252 00:13:20,003 --> 00:13:22,420 What does she have to discover about herself? 253 00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:23,503 Good for her. 254 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,905 I mean, she wanted to travel the world 255 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,378 and she went for it. So that's cool. 256 00:13:29,961 --> 00:13:31,795 She's trouble, this one. 257 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:32,878 Mmm-hmm. 258 00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:36,628 She's going to discover that she doesn't have a ring on her finger. 259 00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:37,961 And then I saw her. 260 00:13:38,086 --> 00:13:39,760 She was getting very comfortable 261 00:13:39,761 --> 00:13:42,920 with some gora boy named Rob in Belgium. 262 00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:47,878 - You're too short for that, Jaanu. - Yes, you really are too short for that. 263 00:13:48,753 --> 00:13:50,836 - Handsome, huh? - Oh, yeah, Mr. K. 264 00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:54,461 Okay. But what will this do? 265 00:13:54,545 --> 00:13:56,188 So this is a security camera, okay? 266 00:13:56,189 --> 00:13:58,586 So you can see who's home from your phone. 267 00:13:59,128 --> 00:14:01,253 - From my phone? - Oh, yeah, from your phone. 268 00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,420 We're living in the future. 269 00:14:03,503 --> 00:14:06,961 So, I made this myself. Okay? This is the Zuzu system. 270 00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:10,045 It connects all your devices and I added some new features. 271 00:14:10,128 --> 00:14:12,753 All you have to say is "Zuzu" and tell it what you want. 272 00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:15,503 So... Zuzu, turn off the lights. 273 00:14:17,711 --> 00:14:20,253 - And I programmed it to understand Urdu. - Urdu? 274 00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:21,670 Yeah. Zuzu. 275 00:14:22,336 --> 00:14:23,336 Batti kolo. 276 00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:25,711 Waah! 277 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:27,711 - This is magic. - Yeah, it's pretty cool. 278 00:14:27,795 --> 00:14:30,045 Cool? This is absolute magic. 279 00:14:30,128 --> 00:14:31,753 - Hi, Bruno beta. - Hey. 280 00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,170 Are you staying for dinner? 281 00:14:33,253 --> 00:14:36,045 - No, no, I got some work. - Okay, I'll pack you something to go. 282 00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:38,711 - No, no, I'm good. - No, no, of course I will. 283 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,128 - Hey. - How was it? 284 00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:43,545 Don't mention Belgium or any guy named Rob. 285 00:14:43,628 --> 00:14:47,336 Did you ask her about AvengerCon? Kamala, ask her. Just ask her. 286 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,586 Bruno, there's a spicy one at the bottom for Nonna. 287 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:51,670 - Okay? - Oh, my gosh. 288 00:14:51,753 --> 00:14:54,295 How did you do that so fast? 289 00:14:54,378 --> 00:14:57,086 You stick to the gizmos, beta. This is my secret. 290 00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:58,295 Okay. I'll see you soon. 291 00:14:58,378 --> 00:14:59,378 - See you soon. - Muneeba. 292 00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:00,628 Haan? Bolo. 293 00:15:00,711 --> 00:15:01,836 Ask her. 294 00:15:03,961 --> 00:15:06,461 Zuzu, switch to sports channel. 295 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,300 So, Bruno has made this 296 00:15:09,301 --> 00:15:12,378 and he's connected all the devices to this Zuzu. 297 00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:14,128 - Okay. - Watch this. 298 00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:15,836 - Abbu. - Ah, defensive... 299 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:17,378 - Ammi. - Mmm? 300 00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:19,920 So, there's this thing called AvengerCon. 301 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,503 You know, it's really something incredible. 302 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:26,753 It's never been done before. It's, like, the first fan event 303 00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:30,753 celebrating our great heroes of our time and it's totally historic, 304 00:15:30,836 --> 00:15:33,711 and it's, like, very educational. And Bruno is, um... 305 00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:36,670 Bruno, he's, like, really into this stuff, you know, so he's... 306 00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:41,753 He really wants to go and he asked me if I wanna tag along 307 00:15:41,836 --> 00:15:45,836 so that, you know, he's not alone, because poor Bruno, right? 308 00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:47,878 He doesn't have much of a family. 309 00:15:48,336 --> 00:15:52,670 - Zuzu, TV rokna. - So you want to go to a party, at night? 310 00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:55,378 - Is this a joke? - No. 311 00:15:55,461 --> 00:15:58,128 Is Bruno recording this for Internet? 312 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,628 No. It's... I'm 16. 313 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,503 Look, I promise I won't do anything stupid. 314 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,920 - You do trust me, right? - No. I don't trust you. 315 00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,961 - Of course she does. - No, I don't. 316 00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:18,420 She does. We do. It's just that we don't trust anyone else. 317 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,780 You're still young and there are so many 318 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,461 strange people roaming around at night. 319 00:16:22,545 --> 00:16:23,878 Or strange boys. 320 00:16:23,961 --> 00:16:26,420 Thinking God knows know what and drinking God knows what. 321 00:16:26,503 --> 00:16:28,670 It's not a party, it's a convention. 322 00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:30,878 And what exactly will you be doing there? 323 00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:33,045 There's a lot of stuff, actually. 324 00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:35,420 There's, like, this cosplay competition which is... 325 00:16:35,503 --> 00:16:38,128 It's, like, this historical reenactment. 326 00:16:39,211 --> 00:16:41,545 And how exactly will you be dressed? 327 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,420 As Captain Marvel. 328 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,503 Huh? 329 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:48,586 - Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel. - Captain Marvel. Astaghfirullah. 330 00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:51,253 - Hey, salaam, everyone. - She's a hero. 331 00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:53,420 - In a very tight suit. - It's not that tight. 332 00:16:53,503 --> 00:16:54,586 Yes, it is. 333 00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:57,670 It's not like I'm asking to go to a party and do cocaine. 334 00:17:00,128 --> 00:17:01,461 Not a lot of salaam here, huh? 335 00:17:02,878 --> 00:17:04,378 Now, if it was him asking... 336 00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:07,770 Be like, "Oh, yes, Aamir. 337 00:17:07,771 --> 00:17:11,971 Do what you want, Aamir beta. Please, please." 338 00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:13,659 But me, no, because I can't do 339 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,711 a single normal teenage thing in this house, right? 340 00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:17,586 Come on, beta. You're not normal. 341 00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:22,461 Beta, I meant you're special. 342 00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:36,503 Knock, please. 343 00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:39,878 Brought you some chai. 344 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,211 Look, that was a bold move. 345 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:50,170 Not very well thought out, but I respect you for trying. 346 00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:52,586 You know, all she does to me is say no. 347 00:17:52,711 --> 00:17:56,003 It's, like, where is this out of proportion worry for you? 348 00:17:58,503 --> 00:18:00,045 - I'll talk to them. - Really? 349 00:18:00,128 --> 00:18:02,711 - Yeah. I mean, you look kinda pathetic. - Thank you. 350 00:18:04,336 --> 00:18:05,628 I got you. 351 00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,003 Night, Tiny K. 352 00:18:11,086 --> 00:18:14,503 You want me to turn off the lights or are you still afraid of the djinn? 353 00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:18,586 - Okay, I'm not 12. - This says you're 12. Good night. 354 00:18:35,587 --> 00:18:40,507 _ 355 00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:04,628 - Bike lock engaged. - _ 356 00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:18,461 Just a second. 357 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,670 Kamala, what are you doing? 358 00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:26,211 Stretching. 359 00:20:26,628 --> 00:20:28,295 - Stretching? - Yeah. 360 00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:32,545 So, your brother told us about your Avengers party. 361 00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,586 - He did? - Yes. 362 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:37,378 And even though it will be a distraction from your studies, 363 00:20:37,461 --> 00:20:40,211 and there will be lot of haram going on there, Kamala, 364 00:20:40,753 --> 00:20:43,920 we have decided to let you go. 365 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:49,086 - Really? Really? Really? - Yes, but there are special conditions. 366 00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:51,070 Your Abbu will drive you there 367 00:20:51,071 --> 00:20:54,003 and he will go inside with you for two hours. 368 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,170 And as far as your dressing goes, 369 00:20:57,878 --> 00:20:59,711 I have a surprise for you. 370 00:21:00,878 --> 00:21:03,295 The Hulk. 371 00:21:03,711 --> 00:21:05,961 Wait, wait. Best is yet to come. 372 00:21:06,045 --> 00:21:07,045 Ta-da! 373 00:21:07,336 --> 00:21:09,003 Oye, chak de phatte! 374 00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:17,045 See, Kamala. Big Hulk and little Hulk. 375 00:21:17,461 --> 00:21:19,961 Bara Hulk aur choti Hulk! 376 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:24,753 - So cute you all will look. - Oh, my God. Okay, it's... 377 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920 Mmm. 378 00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:29,878 There's no big Hulk, little Hulk. It's just not... 379 00:21:29,961 --> 00:21:32,670 - They are all heroes. - This is mine and Bruno's thing, okay? 380 00:21:32,753 --> 00:21:36,295 Come on, bacchi. Can't you make an exception for Abbu? 381 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,378 I can't wear a salwar kameez to AvengerCon, okay? 382 00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:41,253 And you can't come with me, 383 00:21:41,336 --> 00:21:44,336 not dressed like that, because it is so humiliating. 384 00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:54,753 - Okay, I didn't mean it like that. - Bas, Kamala. 385 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:58,878 If you don't go with your dad, you're not going at all. 386 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,086 I made this for you. 387 00:22:02,878 --> 00:22:03,930 You're not going to dress up 388 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:06,545 like all those other girls in skimpy outfits. 389 00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:08,336 That is not you. 390 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,086 Abbu. 391 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,628 You're not going. 392 00:22:36,711 --> 00:22:39,881 _ 393 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,670 So the worst thing that could happen has happened. 394 00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:46,503 Is that code for "I fell into the Hudson for the third time"? 395 00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:49,045 That's "Black Sloth Down." And I fell in once, okay? 396 00:22:49,128 --> 00:22:52,336 - Twice. - It means everything sucks. 397 00:22:54,336 --> 00:22:55,670 Meet me on the roof in 10. 398 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:03,295 - You've never even seen them like that. - Like what? Like, mad? 399 00:23:03,503 --> 00:23:06,753 Hurt. Bruno, I think I made my dad cry. 400 00:23:08,128 --> 00:23:10,170 Mr. Khan crying? That's not good. That's... 401 00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:12,211 Yeah, but listen. 402 00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:15,420 Your mom and dad, they're gonna calm down, okay? 403 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,003 You're gonna apologize. It'll be fine. 404 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,420 Yeah, but maybe they're right. 405 00:23:22,878 --> 00:23:25,586 Maybe I spend too much time with fan art, 406 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,795 and costumes and with my head stuck in fantasy land. So... 407 00:23:28,878 --> 00:23:30,378 - Who is "they"? - My mom. 408 00:23:30,836 --> 00:23:33,336 My teachers. Mr. Wilson. 409 00:23:33,503 --> 00:23:34,628 Everyone. 410 00:23:34,961 --> 00:23:36,820 There was a girl who decided 411 00:23:36,821 --> 00:23:38,128 she wanted to go backpacking around Europe. 412 00:23:38,211 --> 00:23:40,795 And you would literally think she joined a death cult 413 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,586 given the way all the aunties just gossip about her. 414 00:23:44,461 --> 00:23:46,878 I'm lost. What does that have to do with AvengerCon? 415 00:23:47,961 --> 00:23:50,045 Because dressing up as Captain Marvel is weird. 416 00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:52,336 - No, it's not. - It is childish. 417 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,003 And I know that, okay? 418 00:23:54,086 --> 00:23:56,045 And let's be honest, it's not really 419 00:23:56,128 --> 00:23:58,711 the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world. 420 00:24:01,086 --> 00:24:02,086 Sure they do. 421 00:24:05,795 --> 00:24:07,211 You're Kamala Khan. 422 00:24:09,170 --> 00:24:10,420 You wanna save the world? 423 00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:13,461 Then you're gonna save the world. 424 00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:24,295 With the right equipment, of course. Speaking of, newest prototype. 425 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:28,711 - Are those Photon gloves? - Yeah. 426 00:24:29,628 --> 00:24:31,253 - Do you want them or... - Yes. 427 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,670 Oh, my God. You made these? 428 00:24:33,753 --> 00:24:36,170 - Yeah. I mean, do you like them? - Yes. 429 00:24:37,003 --> 00:24:41,628 Oh! "Bruno Carrelli Corporations." I like it. Has a nice ring to it. 430 00:24:42,253 --> 00:24:44,670 - How do they turn on? - Right here. Bow! 431 00:24:44,753 --> 00:24:47,920 - See? - This is cosmic. This is cosmic. Get up. 432 00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,628 - We're getting up. - We're getting up. 433 00:24:49,711 --> 00:24:51,670 Listen, they don't shoot real photon blasts. 434 00:24:51,753 --> 00:24:53,795 - I'm ready. - Oh, we're fighting? 435 00:24:54,545 --> 00:24:56,211 Oh, my gosh. Oh! 436 00:25:20,545 --> 00:25:22,170 Zoe! You did that on purpose. 437 00:25:22,253 --> 00:25:23,545 - No, I did not. - Yes, you... 438 00:25:40,878 --> 00:25:43,211 You're supposed to be the latest in technology? 439 00:25:43,295 --> 00:25:45,461 Thank God I didn't pay for you, I say. 440 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,920 What is it that I'm saying you can't understand? 441 00:25:48,003 --> 00:25:49,588 I'm speaking in English, not code. 442 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:52,461 So here goes. Shall we try again? Okay. 443 00:25:52,545 --> 00:25:54,628 - Good night, Abbu. - Sleep tight, beta. 444 00:25:54,878 --> 00:25:57,795 Zuzu, please, switch the TV... 445 00:25:59,295 --> 00:26:03,045 Kamala, please tell Bruno this Zuzu is possessed by the evil djinn. 446 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,378 He needs to fix it. 447 00:26:05,378 --> 00:26:08,253 Zuzu, television, switch it on. 448 00:26:09,461 --> 00:26:11,503 If I can't leave the house to go to AvengerCon, 449 00:26:11,586 --> 00:26:13,670 I'll go to AvengerCon without leaving the house. 450 00:26:15,086 --> 00:26:16,711 How many slushies have you had today? 451 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:19,628 Because all that red dye three, it's making your brain... 452 00:26:20,878 --> 00:26:22,420 Look, it's illusions, old friend. 453 00:26:22,503 --> 00:26:24,378 You set up the smart house stuff for my dad, 454 00:26:24,461 --> 00:26:27,545 so you're basically our inside man. 455 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:31,086 - This is the plan. - Kamala, you're the best sister ever. 456 00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,170 Honestly, you should have been an only child. 457 00:26:33,253 --> 00:26:35,961 Kamala is the best daughter in the whole wide world. 458 00:26:36,045 --> 00:26:39,503 Stop, please. I'm shy. 459 00:26:39,795 --> 00:26:42,586 5:49 p.m., I gracefully excuse myself. 460 00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:45,670 And as my family celebrates my existence, I go to my bedroom. 461 00:26:45,753 --> 00:26:46,753 And it's... 462 00:26:47,545 --> 00:26:49,878 - Are you following? - Yes. Keep going. 463 00:26:50,336 --> 00:26:51,920 5:55, I suit up in the greatest 464 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,503 Captain Marvel costume the Earth has ever seen... 465 00:26:54,586 --> 00:26:56,545 Don't worry, it'll be finished by then, I hope. 466 00:26:56,670 --> 00:26:59,200 Then I make my way out of the house undetected 467 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:00,586 but extremely impressive where 468 00:27:00,670 --> 00:27:02,890 you'll be waiting in your costume, which better be awesome. 469 00:27:02,891 --> 00:27:04,461 Don't embarrass me. 470 00:27:04,545 --> 00:27:06,420 - Me embarrass you? - Yeah, I said it. 471 00:27:07,253 --> 00:27:10,045 Oh, come on. I didn't even want beans. 472 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,045 But what if your parents go into your room? 473 00:27:12,753 --> 00:27:14,545 - That's where you come in, right? - What? 474 00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:17,086 You and your fancy Zuzu system are going to be my cover. 475 00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:19,170 So, when there's a knock on the door... 476 00:27:19,295 --> 00:27:21,295 Don't come in. I'm changing. 477 00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,003 Finally, you being a genius is coming in handy. 478 00:27:23,086 --> 00:27:24,086 Sorry, beta. Sorry. 479 00:27:24,961 --> 00:27:26,628 What do you mean "finally?" 480 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,836 6:30, we catch the bus to Camp Lehigh. 481 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,086 And it might be a tight window but we're gonna do it with style. 482 00:27:32,753 --> 00:27:35,711 Wait... Is that us biking off a bridge onto a bus? 483 00:27:37,253 --> 00:27:39,586 Dream bigger, Bruno! 484 00:27:41,586 --> 00:27:43,378 It's gonna be epic. 485 00:27:47,003 --> 00:27:50,336 We get on the bus just in time. Everyone stares at us in awe 486 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,878 because we look back at them and their costumes are just... Meh. 487 00:27:53,045 --> 00:27:54,045 Okay. 488 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,430 Then it's time for a tight but spontaneous 489 00:27:56,431 --> 00:27:58,920 60 minutes of fun at AvengerCon. 490 00:28:03,045 --> 00:28:04,795 Then at 8:00 p.m., the real reason we're here, 491 00:28:04,878 --> 00:28:06,961 the reason I learnt to sew and you learnt to airbrush. 492 00:28:07,045 --> 00:28:08,045 The cosplay competition. 493 00:28:08,128 --> 00:28:10,030 I win, obviously. We collect my crown 494 00:28:10,031 --> 00:28:12,003 and I'm assuming it's made of real diamonds. 495 00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:13,128 It's definitely not. 496 00:28:13,211 --> 00:28:15,003 Then after a few quick photos with fans, 497 00:28:15,086 --> 00:28:17,711 maybe some chats with the press, we bounce. 498 00:28:19,003 --> 00:28:22,795 I'll sneak back into my room just before my dad comes in at 9:22 p.m. 499 00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:26,170 That's the plan. Got it? 500 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,961 So your plan is take the bus. 501 00:28:37,503 --> 00:28:39,878 All this, and that's your note? Really? 502 00:28:40,336 --> 00:28:43,836 Does how we get there matter if you haven't finished your costume yet? 503 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:47,961 They want you to bring some of you to Captain Marvel, right? 504 00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:51,253 So your mom's Hulk isn't the right idea 505 00:28:51,336 --> 00:28:53,878 but maybe something Pakistani? 506 00:29:28,632 --> 00:29:30,824 _ 507 00:29:31,127 --> 00:29:32,056 _ 508 00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:39,795 Oh, my God, Aamir. 509 00:30:06,086 --> 00:30:07,884 _ 510 00:30:10,753 --> 00:30:12,182 Ammi, I'm going to Taysha's this evening. 511 00:30:12,183 --> 00:30:14,711 Nice. Say hi to her parents from me. 512 00:30:14,795 --> 00:30:15,795 Yeh le lo ji aap. 513 00:30:16,086 --> 00:30:17,795 And which is why I always say, 514 00:30:18,003 --> 00:30:21,336 between the authorities and us the people, we are to blame. 515 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,961 And that is why the salamanders are almost extinct in Pakistan. 516 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,003 Which is why I'm also so worried about the plight of the parrots. 517 00:30:29,086 --> 00:30:32,211 Speaking of parrots, you just reminded me I have a biology report 518 00:30:32,295 --> 00:30:33,503 that's due tomorrow. So... 519 00:30:33,586 --> 00:30:36,586 - Beta, you gotta listen to me what I have to tell you about parrots. - _ 520 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:37,670 Nope. 521 00:30:37,694 --> 00:30:39,344 _ 522 00:30:52,211 --> 00:30:53,211 Are you okay? 523 00:30:54,545 --> 00:30:55,545 Come on. 524 00:30:56,961 --> 00:30:59,253 - That was my way back in. - I know. We missed the bus. 525 00:30:59,336 --> 00:31:02,336 We can still make the next one, but if we miss it, it's game over. 526 00:31:15,211 --> 00:31:16,628 No, no. Come on, come on. 527 00:31:29,003 --> 00:31:31,795 Stop. Wait, please. That's my bike. Come on, man. Open the door. 528 00:31:32,461 --> 00:31:33,461 Dude. 529 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:38,378 How likely is it I'm gonna find it there when I get back? 530 00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:40,336 In Jersey City? 531 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:43,878 Oh, I'd say you have a 0.0001% chance. 532 00:31:44,665 --> 00:31:48,665 _ 533 00:31:59,295 --> 00:32:00,795 Bike lock engaged. 534 00:32:02,961 --> 00:32:05,211 - We made it. We made it. - Yeah! 535 00:32:08,045 --> 00:32:09,253 Sorry. 536 00:32:25,295 --> 00:32:26,461 Oh, my God. 537 00:32:34,128 --> 00:32:36,295 Yeah! 538 00:32:37,878 --> 00:32:39,078 _ 539 00:32:44,748 --> 00:32:49,748 _ 540 00:32:54,336 --> 00:32:55,378 Hey. 541 00:32:57,092 --> 00:32:58,092 _ 542 00:32:58,747 --> 00:32:59,797 _ 543 00:33:00,961 --> 00:33:02,461 - Thank you. - Thank you. 544 00:33:04,242 --> 00:33:05,242 _ 545 00:33:06,502 --> 00:33:07,502 _ 546 00:33:30,461 --> 00:33:31,920 Motion detected. 547 00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:41,461 - Aamir's out for the evening. - Mmm-hmm. 548 00:33:41,545 --> 00:33:43,253 Kamala is in her room. 549 00:33:43,336 --> 00:33:45,045 Aah! 550 00:33:49,545 --> 00:33:51,753 Coming up next, the Captain Marvel cosplay contest. 551 00:33:51,836 --> 00:33:52,836 Showtime. 552 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,003 First place gets a... 553 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:05,461 Here you go. 554 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:08,003 - Is that Zoe? - You guys look amazing. 555 00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:09,836 Why is she here? 556 00:34:10,586 --> 00:34:13,586 - The costume's not even accurate. - She doesn't even like the Avengers. 557 00:34:13,670 --> 00:34:15,086 It's okay. It's okay, okay? 558 00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:16,711 I have to compete against her now? 559 00:34:16,795 --> 00:34:19,461 Don't worry about it. It's your time to shine. Literally. 560 00:34:19,545 --> 00:34:21,878 - You have the gloves? - Yeah. They're in my bag. 561 00:34:41,086 --> 00:34:43,711 Last call for the Captain Marvel cosplay competition. 562 00:34:44,128 --> 00:34:47,211 Cosplayers, please line up on the side of the stage. 563 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:52,420 AvengerCon, give it up. Amazing Captain America cosplayers. 564 00:34:52,503 --> 00:34:55,628 Thank you, Captain America cosplayers. Congratulations to the winner. 565 00:34:55,711 --> 00:34:58,503 You guys are all good to go. We're kicking things off... 566 00:34:58,586 --> 00:34:59,586 Hi. 567 00:35:01,461 --> 00:35:04,211 Wow. You look great. Yeah, good. 568 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:06,420 - What are you wearing? - It's Bruce Banner. 569 00:35:07,378 --> 00:35:09,878 - What is that? - My personal self-expression. 570 00:35:09,961 --> 00:35:11,003 Oh, cool. Okay. 571 00:35:11,253 --> 00:35:14,753 Yeah, but I can't get it on. It's, like, sealed shut for some reason. 572 00:35:16,836 --> 00:35:18,711 - Where are the gloves? - Oh, they're just... 573 00:35:22,295 --> 00:35:23,836 Crap. I left it in the bathroom. 574 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,211 This is our final final call for contestants to the stage. 575 00:35:28,295 --> 00:35:29,628 I'm gonna run and get it. 576 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:32,878 No, we don't have time. You gotta go. It's good. It's fine. 577 00:35:33,336 --> 00:35:35,586 You got the bangle. Put it on. 578 00:35:37,461 --> 00:35:40,378 Take your phones out. Show them the love. They are here. 579 00:35:40,461 --> 00:35:41,461 Got it. 580 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,878 - Did you see that? - Come on. You gotta go. 581 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:22,420 ...amazing Captain Marvel. 582 00:36:22,545 --> 00:36:25,586 And we've got a final Captain Marvel coming to the stage right now. 583 00:36:41,461 --> 00:36:42,628 Oh, God. 584 00:36:51,628 --> 00:36:52,628 Come on, come on. 585 00:37:22,961 --> 00:37:23,961 Oh, my God. 586 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,295 Uh, all right. Well, good luck following that, everybody. 587 00:38:02,336 --> 00:38:05,253 Wow. I thought my Captain Marvel costume was gonna make people stare. 588 00:38:12,670 --> 00:38:14,836 Oh, my God. Are you available to book for parties? 589 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,128 You wanna take a picture? I'll tag you. I follow back. 590 00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:18,461 - Mostly. - Move. 591 00:38:21,045 --> 00:38:24,545 Oh, my God! Help me! Help me! 592 00:38:45,295 --> 00:38:48,128 What was that? Are you okay? We need to go. 593 00:39:03,003 --> 00:39:05,503 What just happened? I don't even know what to say. 594 00:39:06,295 --> 00:39:08,586 Okay, Bruno, I actually have powers. 595 00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:13,670 Okay. Come on. Help me up. 596 00:39:17,670 --> 00:39:20,503 Ready? Three, two, one. 597 00:39:20,586 --> 00:39:22,170 - Go. - Oh, gosh. 598 00:39:27,545 --> 00:39:29,753 Did that come out of your foot? Are you okay? 599 00:39:29,836 --> 00:39:31,920 Hey, keep me updated. And text me everything. 600 00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:33,545 So weird. Hey. 601 00:39:34,128 --> 00:39:37,253 - Please don't tell anyone. - Stop, okay? I'd never tell anyone. 602 00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,753 - Never ever? - Never ever ever. 603 00:39:44,998 --> 00:39:48,998 _ 604 00:39:57,628 --> 00:39:58,628 Kamala. 605 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:02,753 Where have you been? 606 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,128 What are you doing? 607 00:40:08,878 --> 00:40:11,086 I'm not recognizing you. 608 00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:16,670 Who is this rebellious girl sneaking out, lying to Abbu and me? 609 00:40:17,461 --> 00:40:18,878 I'm not trying to be rebellious. 610 00:40:18,961 --> 00:40:21,086 And I'm trying to protect you from yourself. 611 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:25,545 I've seen what happens when people get obsessed with their fantasies. 612 00:40:25,628 --> 00:40:28,836 I know you're just gonna tell me some story about Nani and... 613 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:33,253 So you knew what I was going to say tonight, huh? 614 00:40:34,753 --> 00:40:36,475 And you knew that it would betray me, 615 00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:39,170 but you still went and did it anyway. 616 00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:44,920 - Sorry. - It's time to stop fantasizing. 617 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:51,211 I wish that you would just focus on you. 618 00:40:51,711 --> 00:40:55,461 Your grades. Your family. Your story. 619 00:40:55,628 --> 00:40:58,920 I mean, who do you want to be in this world, huh? 620 00:40:59,961 --> 00:41:04,128 Do you want to be good, like we raised you to be, 621 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:07,420 or do you want to be some, you know, 622 00:41:07,545 --> 00:41:11,253 this cosmic head-in-the-clouds person? 623 00:41:18,045 --> 00:41:19,503 You think about that. 624 00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:56,253 Cosmic. 625 00:44:00,795 --> 00:44:02,336 Check this out. 626 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,545 - Teenage girl at AvengerCon. - AvengerCon? 627 00:44:06,628 --> 00:44:08,711 A cosplayer with too much time on their hands. 628 00:44:08,795 --> 00:44:11,670 Not this one. I've never seen powers like that. 629 00:44:12,836 --> 00:44:14,170 Whoa. 630 00:44:15,711 --> 00:44:17,086 Yeah, bring her in. 631 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:30,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -