1 00:00:08,733 --> 00:00:12,166 ? I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ? 2 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,100 ? Friendly faces everywhere ? 3 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:15,766 ? Humble folks without temptation ? 4 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,733 ? Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ? 5 00:00:18,766 --> 00:00:20,400 ? Ample parking day or night ? 6 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,566 ? People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ? 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,400 ? Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ? 8 00:00:25,433 --> 00:00:29,033 ? Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ? 9 00:00:29,066 --> 00:00:32,466 ? Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ? 10 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:38,100 ? 11 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:40,463 Okay, guys, it's November, 12 00:00:40,497 --> 00:00:42,197 and who can tell me what that means?! 13 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:43,797 Yes, Francis? 14 00:00:43,830 --> 00:00:46,630 It's time for the Special Ed Science Fair! 15 00:00:46,663 --> 00:00:48,397 ?Yea! ?Science fair! 16 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:50,730 That's right! The Science Fair is this weekend, 17 00:00:50,763 --> 00:00:52,430 and I know you are all very excited to show 18 00:00:52,463 --> 00:00:54,197 the projects you've been working on! 19 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:54,630 ?Yea! ?All right! 20 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:56,097 Science Fair! 21 00:00:56,130 --> 00:00:57,130 This week, we'll be hearing 22 00:00:57,163 --> 00:00:58,163 all about your projects, 23 00:00:58,197 --> 00:00:59,597 and first up we have 24 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,330 Nathan and Mimallah. 25 00:01:01,363 --> 00:01:02,630 [ Scattered applause ] 26 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:05,163 For our science fair project, 27 00:01:05,197 --> 00:01:07,530 we will be showing the destructive force 28 00:01:07,563 --> 00:01:11,030 of nature by simulating a volcano! 29 00:01:11,063 --> 00:01:13,030 ?Ooooh! ?Ooooh! 30 00:01:13,063 --> 00:01:15,497 With vinegar and baking soda, 31 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:19,063 we will make this papier?mâché volcano explode! 32 00:01:19,097 --> 00:01:20,430 ?Aaah! ?[ Gasps ] 33 00:01:20,463 --> 00:01:23,430 With the power and fury of Mount Kilauea! 34 00:01:23,463 --> 00:01:27,297 Our science fair project is sure to be a blast. 35 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,797 Get it? A blast. 36 00:01:29,830 --> 00:01:32,163 All right, what do you guys think of Nathan 37 00:01:32,197 --> 00:01:33,797 and Mimallah's project idea? 38 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:36,097 ?Yay! ?Yay! 39 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,530 We've done it, Mimsey. 40 00:01:37,563 --> 00:01:40,063 We're gonna win the science fair for sure. 41 00:01:40,097 --> 00:01:42,363 And then every chick in this school 42 00:01:42,397 --> 00:01:44,063 is gonna want to have sex with us. 43 00:01:44,097 --> 00:01:47,063 Oh, gee, boss, I don't know about sex with no chicken. 44 00:01:47,097 --> 00:01:48,697 Not those chicks, numbskull. 45 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:50,597 I'm talking about bitches. 46 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:53,363 You know what girls like? They like winners. 47 00:01:53,397 --> 00:01:55,697 And when we win the science fair, 48 00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:58,663 we're gonna be up to our ears in pussy. 49 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:02,697 Is it just me, or are things around here 50 00:02:02,730 --> 00:02:04,130 getting worse and worse? 51 00:02:04,163 --> 00:02:05,663 It's definitely not just you. 52 00:02:05,697 --> 00:02:08,530 I think everyone's is shock that Heidi went back to Cartman. 53 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,363 What keeps driving her back to him? 54 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:11,197 It's so weird. 55 00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:12,497 And she's so... 56 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:14,497 Mean and angry these days. 57 00:02:14,530 --> 00:02:16,697 People change. They say you become 58 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:18,230 more and more like the person you're with, 59 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,430 and I guess it's true with Heidi. 60 00:02:20,463 --> 00:02:22,663 Hey guys, wassup? 61 00:02:22,697 --> 00:02:24,230 Hey, Heidi. 62 00:02:24,263 --> 00:02:25,597 What are you guys talking about? 63 00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:26,630 Nothing. 64 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:27,530 Bullcrap, you're all 65 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:28,763 talking about me again! 66 00:02:28,797 --> 00:02:29,797 'Cause you're judgmental bitches. 67 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:31,730 [ Burps ] Eh. 68 00:02:31,763 --> 00:02:32,630 Heidi... 69 00:02:32,663 --> 00:02:34,197 Are you okay? 70 00:02:34,230 --> 00:02:36,330 It's just... You look... 71 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:39,597 I look what? 72 00:02:39,630 --> 00:02:41,263 You know, you just look ?? 73 00:02:41,297 --> 00:02:42,530 What, I look fat? 74 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,030 Is that what you wanna say, Wendy? 75 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:45,230 [Bleep] you, bitch. 76 00:02:45,263 --> 00:02:47,463 She's just concerned, Heidi. 77 00:02:47,497 --> 00:02:49,230 [ Mockingly ] Meh, myeh, meh, meh, meh, Heidi. 78 00:02:49,263 --> 00:02:50,663 [ Normal voice ] I'm just trying to enjoy my lunch here. 79 00:02:50,697 --> 00:02:54,130 Can I do it without you guys shitting all over me? 80 00:02:54,163 --> 00:02:55,363 All right good, Timmy. 81 00:02:55,397 --> 00:02:57,230 Test 42?A is successful! 82 00:02:57,263 --> 00:02:58,597 Let's move on to the next phase. 83 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:00,463 Well, hello, gentlemen. 84 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:01,763 Oh, hey, fellas. We're doing great. 85 00:03:01,797 --> 00:03:03,263 Timmy! 86 00:03:03,297 --> 00:03:04,497 Thought we'd stop by to see how 87 00:03:04,530 --> 00:03:06,663 your science fair project was going. 88 00:03:06,697 --> 00:03:09,030 I thought we was comin' to rub their faces 89 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:10,597 in how good our science fair project was, boss! 90 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:12,797 Shut up, Mimsey! 91 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:14,597 So, what are you guys working on? 92 00:03:14,630 --> 00:03:15,763 Oh, it's fantastic. 93 00:03:15,797 --> 00:03:17,330 This year, Tim?Tim and I 94 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,030 are doing our project on water bears! 95 00:03:19,063 --> 00:03:21,263 Ohh, water bears. 96 00:03:21,297 --> 00:03:22,663 You hear that Mimsey? 97 00:03:22,697 --> 00:03:25,297 Like there's any such thing as water bears. 98 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,797 That blue Science Fair Ribbon is as good as ours. 99 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:30,163 Well, we gotta get back to our lava volcano. 100 00:03:30,197 --> 00:03:33,363 Good luck finding your [ chuckles ] water bears. 101 00:03:33,397 --> 00:03:35,030 Oh, would you like to see them? 102 00:03:35,063 --> 00:03:36,530 Wha? What are you talking about? 103 00:03:36,563 --> 00:03:38,230 Timmy and I have gathered thousands of water bears. 104 00:03:38,263 --> 00:03:40,230 Take a look into the microscope. 105 00:03:42,563 --> 00:03:45,297 Water bears are water?dwelling, eight legged micro?animals. 106 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:46,697 Timmy: Timmy! They are one of nature's 107 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:48,330 most resilient animals. 108 00:03:48,363 --> 00:03:49,630 Studies have shown they can survive lava 109 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,630 and even the vacuum of space. 110 00:03:51,663 --> 00:03:54,030 What ?? How ?? 111 00:03:54,063 --> 00:03:56,197 where the [bleep] did you learn about these things? 112 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:58,597 Where all good scientists learn from ?? Octonauts. 113 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,297 Octonauts! 114 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:01,697 Some scientists believe the study of water bears 115 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:03,197 is key to human survival. 116 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:04,763 Aw, gee, that sounds a lot better than 117 00:04:04,797 --> 00:04:07,263 a lava volcano, huh, boss? 118 00:04:07,297 --> 00:04:09,063 Well not really, 119 00:04:09,097 --> 00:04:11,463 because a science fair is supposed to be an experiment. 120 00:04:11,497 --> 00:04:13,663 I fail to see what the experiment is here. 121 00:04:13,697 --> 00:04:15,763 Oh, that's easy! You see, for the past several weeks, 122 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,297 Tim?Tim and me have been training the water bears 123 00:04:17,330 --> 00:04:19,163 to respond to different sound waves. 124 00:04:19,197 --> 00:04:21,163 We've found that they respond best to Taylor Swift. 125 00:04:21,197 --> 00:04:23,130 Hit it, Timmy. ? Oh, look what you 126 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:24,797 Take a look! 127 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:26,763 ? Look what you made me do ? 128 00:04:26,797 --> 00:04:28,497 ? Look what you just made me do ? 129 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:29,763 ? Look what you just made me ? 130 00:04:29,797 --> 00:04:32,363 ? Ooh, look what you made me do ? 131 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,630 We still have some training to do, 132 00:04:33,663 --> 00:04:35,563 but we're excited about the results. 133 00:04:35,597 --> 00:04:37,397 I have to admit your lava volcano is pretty great, too! 134 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:39,463 Maybe we could tie for first place. 135 00:04:41,363 --> 00:04:42,497 [ Knocks on door ] 136 00:04:42,530 --> 00:04:45,330 Come in. 137 00:04:45,363 --> 00:04:48,130 You wanted to see me, Mr. Mackey? 138 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,530 Oh, yes, Heidi! Uh, 139 00:04:50,563 --> 00:04:53,030 we just wanted to see if you have transportation 140 00:04:53,063 --> 00:04:55,597 to the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend or if you wanted us 141 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:57,663 to set something up for you. 142 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:00,297 What? 143 00:05:00,330 --> 00:05:02,797 Uh, Saturday is the science fair, 144 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:05,030 and you're the judge for the competition. 145 00:05:05,063 --> 00:05:06,630 Judge a special needs science fair?! 146 00:05:06,663 --> 00:05:08,263 Ugh, no, thanks. 147 00:05:08,297 --> 00:05:10,297 Well, Heidi is there a problem 148 00:05:10,330 --> 00:05:11,797 with you being the judge this weekend? 149 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:15,530 Uh, yeah, it's Saturday, and I don't wanna be at skewl. 150 00:05:15,563 --> 00:05:18,363 But you're always the judge of the Special Ed Science Fair 151 00:05:18,397 --> 00:05:20,597 because you're our best science student. 152 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:23,197 So, now I'm gonna be punished by being forced to judge 153 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:24,530 a bunch of handicapped kids?! 154 00:05:24,563 --> 00:05:27,630 But ?? M'kay. You see the problem is that 155 00:05:27,663 --> 00:05:30,197 you volunteered last month, Heidi. 156 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,663 You said you wanted to do it, M'kay. 157 00:05:32,697 --> 00:05:34,463 Well, how can you expect students to commit 158 00:05:34,497 --> 00:05:36,330 to things a month in advance? 159 00:05:36,363 --> 00:05:38,697 I don't even know what I want for dinner tonight! 160 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:40,330 Look, the kids have worked really hard 161 00:05:40,363 --> 00:05:42,663 and have done some amazing projects. 162 00:05:42,697 --> 00:05:45,430 You're gonna force me to come to skew on a Saturday?! 163 00:05:45,463 --> 00:05:47,097 Heidi... [ Sighs ] 164 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:49,330 Is everything all right? 165 00:05:49,363 --> 00:05:51,297 Oh, what are you gonna call me fat now, too? 166 00:05:51,330 --> 00:05:53,230 It just so happens I'm a vegan! 167 00:05:53,263 --> 00:05:55,197 Which means it's difficult for me to get enough protein 168 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,463 so my body doesn't burn fat, it burns muscle, 169 00:05:57,497 --> 00:05:58,763 which makes it look like I'm fat, but I'm actually 170 00:05:58,797 --> 00:06:02,197 way healthier than any of you! 171 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:04,630 Heidi, you're judging the Special Ed Science Fair 172 00:06:04,663 --> 00:06:05,630 this weekend. 173 00:06:05,663 --> 00:06:07,663 Aw, God damn it! 174 00:06:12,063 --> 00:06:15,363 [ Sneaky music plays ] 175 00:06:15,397 --> 00:06:17,030 Mimsey! Come on! 176 00:06:17,063 --> 00:06:18,197 Okay, Nathan! 177 00:06:18,230 --> 00:06:20,430 Shhhhh! Shut the [bleep] up! 178 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,363 ? 179 00:06:23,397 --> 00:06:26,497 [ Lock thuds ] 180 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:30,163 ? 181 00:06:30,197 --> 00:06:32,163 Gee, we could get in a lot a trouble. 182 00:06:32,197 --> 00:06:33,763 Y?you sure we should mess with Jimmy and Timmy's 183 00:06:33,797 --> 00:06:35,230 science fair project? 184 00:06:35,263 --> 00:06:36,730 Mimsey, do you know what Jimmy is? 185 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,430 He's a cockblocker. 186 00:06:38,463 --> 00:06:40,130 Arr, what's a cockblocker? 187 00:06:40,163 --> 00:06:42,263 Every time I come up a way to score with the ladies, 188 00:06:42,297 --> 00:06:44,230 there's Jimmy trying to one?up me. 189 00:06:44,263 --> 00:06:46,397 This science fair is supposed to finally make us 190 00:06:46,430 --> 00:06:48,463 successful enough to get chicks. 191 00:06:48,497 --> 00:06:50,463 Aw, gee, I don't know if we should use 192 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,463 our position of power to exploit women. 193 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:58,063 I'm not letting those assholes win the science fair. 194 00:06:58,097 --> 00:06:59,663 That's why I say... 195 00:06:59,697 --> 00:07:02,563 The only good water bears are dead water bears. 196 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:13,297 Let's go! 197 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:15,630 [ Electricity crackling ] 198 00:07:15,663 --> 00:07:18,630 [ Muffled banging ] 199 00:07:18,663 --> 00:07:22,763 ? 200 00:07:22,797 --> 00:07:24,697 This is bullcrap! 201 00:07:24,730 --> 00:07:27,463 How can they force me to be the science fair judge?! 202 00:07:27,497 --> 00:07:29,697 Now I know how it feels to be a slave! 203 00:07:29,730 --> 00:07:33,397 It's...not exactly like being a slave, Heidi. 204 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:36,463 Yes, it is! Am I being paid to judge the science fair? 205 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:37,530 No! 206 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:39,330 Do I have a choice? No. 207 00:07:39,363 --> 00:07:41,163 Ooh, yes, massa! 208 00:07:41,197 --> 00:07:43,430 Lemme judge that science fair for ya, sir! 209 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,463 God, will you stop? 210 00:07:45,497 --> 00:07:48,030 Theresa, don't get all aggro on me because you're pissed off 211 00:07:48,063 --> 00:07:49,363 you're family lives in a trailer. 212 00:07:49,397 --> 00:07:51,230 My family doesn't live in a trailer. 213 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,763 We live in a tiny home! My parents downsized 214 00:07:53,797 --> 00:07:56,130 to make a smaller footprint on the environment. 215 00:07:56,163 --> 00:07:58,530 That's what I said ?? your family lives in a trailer. 216 00:07:58,563 --> 00:08:01,763 There's lots of progressive people living in tiny homes. 217 00:08:01,797 --> 00:08:04,230 There's five others on our block! 218 00:08:04,263 --> 00:08:06,497 Right. That's called a trailer park. 219 00:08:06,530 --> 00:08:08,297 I don't live in a trailer park! 220 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:10,030 Just don't even respond to her. 221 00:08:10,063 --> 00:08:11,263 Just ignore her. 222 00:08:11,297 --> 00:08:13,330 I'll try, but she's such a bitch. 223 00:08:13,363 --> 00:08:15,397 She wasn't talking to you, Heidi. 224 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:17,663 Oh! Looks like Isla has something to say, you guys! 225 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,663 Hold on, I'm sure this is going to be really profound. 226 00:08:19,697 --> 00:08:22,130 Go ahead, Isla, knock us out with your wit and satire. 227 00:08:22,163 --> 00:08:24,030 This should be good, you guys! [ Laughs ] 228 00:08:24,063 --> 00:08:25,297 Hey, Heidi! What's up? 229 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:26,797 Oh, hey, babe, what's going on? 230 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:28,597 What are you up to? 231 00:08:28,630 --> 00:08:31,630 Nothing just talking to my girlfriends about tiny homes. 232 00:08:31,663 --> 00:08:35,630 ? 233 00:08:35,663 --> 00:08:37,263 Well, hello there, ladies. 234 00:08:37,297 --> 00:08:38,697 Oh, hi, Nathan. 235 00:08:38,730 --> 00:08:41,430 We just wanted to remind you that this weekend 236 00:08:41,463 --> 00:08:43,263 is the Special Ed Science Fair. 237 00:08:43,297 --> 00:08:45,097 Oh, cool. 238 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:47,630 Yeah, that's right. 239 00:08:47,663 --> 00:08:50,330 Pretty sure you'll all be impressed with what you see. 240 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,463 Hope you can make it. 241 00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:54,397 Did you see that, Mimsey? 242 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:56,330 The way those girls bit their bottom lips 243 00:08:56,363 --> 00:08:58,130 when I said Science Fair? 244 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,463 We're about to be drowning in muff. 245 00:09:00,497 --> 00:09:03,497 Nathan, Mimallah! You gotta get to Special Ed! 246 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:06,297 Special Ed class isn't for another two hours. 247 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:07,775 No, no! You gotta see this! 248 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,041 Jimmy and Timmy's water bears! 249 00:09:09,075 --> 00:09:10,308 They've changed! 250 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,575 What? 251 00:09:11,608 --> 00:09:12,708 ?Whoa! ?Ooooh! 252 00:09:12,741 --> 00:09:13,941 ?So cool! ?I can't believe it. 253 00:09:13,975 --> 00:09:15,875 Jimmy and Timmy, this is incredible! 254 00:09:15,908 --> 00:09:18,541 You've somehow made them even smarter! 255 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:20,441 What's going on? 256 00:09:20,475 --> 00:09:21,741 Nathan! It's amazing! 257 00:09:21,775 --> 00:09:22,941 The water bears we've trained are starting 258 00:09:22,975 --> 00:09:24,875 to display social advancements! 259 00:09:24,908 --> 00:09:26,741 But they're supposed to be dead! 260 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,975 Oof! 261 00:09:28,008 --> 00:09:29,708 What social advancements? 262 00:09:29,741 --> 00:09:31,308 They've actually evolved to the point of doing 263 00:09:31,341 --> 00:09:32,608 the hokey pokey! 264 00:09:32,641 --> 00:09:35,408 The hokey pokey? 265 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:38,008 ? You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out ? 266 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:40,775 ? You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about ? 267 00:09:40,808 --> 00:09:43,041 ? You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around ? 268 00:09:43,075 --> 00:09:44,641 ? That's what it's all about ? 269 00:09:44,675 --> 00:09:46,808 You gotta be [bleep] kidding me. 270 00:09:46,841 --> 00:09:49,041 Boys, this might be the single greatest 271 00:09:49,075 --> 00:09:52,675 Special Ed Science Fair project I've ever seen! 272 00:10:00,546 --> 00:10:01,632 Butters. 273 00:10:01,665 --> 00:10:03,499 Oh! Hey! 274 00:10:03,532 --> 00:10:04,899 How would you like to be the judge 275 00:10:04,932 --> 00:10:06,632 for the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend? 276 00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:08,465 Uh, I can't. 277 00:10:08,499 --> 00:10:10,065 I'm going to a birthday party. 278 00:10:10,099 --> 00:10:11,532 Butters, don't be a dick! 279 00:10:11,565 --> 00:10:13,065 Yeah don't make up excuses 280 00:10:13,099 --> 00:10:15,132 because judging handicapped students sounds terrible. 281 00:10:15,165 --> 00:10:16,832 Yeah, Butters. God! 282 00:10:16,865 --> 00:10:18,799 He's not making it up. It's my birthday party. 283 00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:20,499 Well, then could you invite Heidi, please? 284 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:21,665 She needs an excuse not to have to go to 285 00:10:21,699 --> 00:10:23,099 the special needs science fair. 286 00:10:23,132 --> 00:10:24,799 What's wrong with supporting them, they're our friends? 287 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,565 Because nobody wants to be trapped in a gym 288 00:10:26,599 --> 00:10:28,099 with Special Ed science. 289 00:10:28,132 --> 00:10:30,165 Actually, some of their projects are pretty cool. 290 00:10:30,199 --> 00:10:31,832 ?Shut up, Kyle! ?Shut up, Kyle! 291 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,132 ?Samesies! ?Samesies! 292 00:10:34,165 --> 00:10:36,765 Look, it's all just a complete waste of time! 293 00:10:36,799 --> 00:10:38,765 It's not like a Special Ed Science Fair 294 00:10:38,799 --> 00:10:40,599 is actually gonna contribute to society! 295 00:10:40,632 --> 00:10:41,765 [ Helicopter blades whirring ] 296 00:10:46,132 --> 00:10:49,132 [ Tires screeching ] 297 00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:55,199 Move! Move aside, kids! Official business! 298 00:10:55,232 --> 00:10:57,632 Move it, children! 299 00:10:57,665 --> 00:10:59,832 Excuse me, can I help you? 300 00:10:59,865 --> 00:11:02,599 We understand that you're about to have a science fair 301 00:11:02,632 --> 00:11:05,665 With some very interesting experiments. 302 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,099 That's right. The science fair 303 00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:08,799 is this Saturday from 10:00 a. m. to 2:00 p. m. 304 00:11:08,832 --> 00:11:10,832 We're here to help however we can. 305 00:11:10,865 --> 00:11:12,532 Your Special Ed department 306 00:11:12,565 --> 00:11:14,832 has all our resources and our support. 307 00:11:14,865 --> 00:11:16,665 This science fair... 308 00:11:16,699 --> 00:11:20,099 just might be what saves us all. 309 00:11:20,132 --> 00:11:22,465 [ Children playing ] 310 00:11:23,865 --> 00:11:25,499 What the hell is going on?! 311 00:11:25,532 --> 00:11:27,732 Everywhere I turn, people are being given handouts 312 00:11:27,765 --> 00:11:30,099 while I'm forced to work my ass off! 313 00:11:30,132 --> 00:11:32,065 It's total bullshit! 314 00:11:32,099 --> 00:11:35,632 Yeah. Uh, babe I understand that you're pissed off, 315 00:11:35,665 --> 00:11:37,499 but, um, you know, it is recess. 316 00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:38,932 Maybe we should relax and have some fun. 317 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,465 Relax? How can I relax?! 318 00:11:41,499 --> 00:11:43,665 I get straight A's! I ace every test! 319 00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:45,632 And who gets all the support? 320 00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:47,665 The Special Ed department! 321 00:11:47,699 --> 00:11:51,199 [ Helicopter blades whirring ] 322 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,765 Good. Bring it on in. 323 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,565 These kids need to have access 324 00:11:54,599 --> 00:11:56,099 to everything they need. 325 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,765 Wow, look at this, Tim Tim. 326 00:11:57,799 --> 00:11:59,565 They've all been researching water bears, too! 327 00:11:59,599 --> 00:12:00,899 That's correct. 328 00:12:00,932 --> 00:12:02,899 Like you, we've come to realize 329 00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:05,665 that water bears are the the key to our future. 330 00:12:05,699 --> 00:12:07,599 Are these the special water bears 331 00:12:07,632 --> 00:12:09,465 we read about on your school message board? 332 00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:10,899 That's right. 333 00:12:10,932 --> 00:12:12,465 The water bears we've been working with 334 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,465 appear to be evolving somehow. 335 00:12:14,499 --> 00:12:17,599 Then they are the key to our survival, boys. 336 00:12:17,632 --> 00:12:20,899 Gentlemen, perhaps I can interest you 337 00:12:20,932 --> 00:12:22,165 You won't believe your eyes 338 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,965 when I add some simple baking soda. 339 00:12:23,999 --> 00:12:25,799 There's no time for that. 340 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,665 We need everyone working on Jimmy and Timmy's project. 341 00:12:28,699 --> 00:12:31,599 I'm gonna let you kids all in on a little secret. 342 00:12:31,632 --> 00:12:32,799 We don't want to create a panic, 343 00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:35,565 but the end is very near... 344 00:12:35,599 --> 00:12:38,032 and we have very little time. 345 00:12:38,065 --> 00:12:39,665 ? 346 00:12:39,699 --> 00:12:40,999 Heidi: Fellow students, 347 00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:42,665 I have asked to speak today 348 00:12:42,699 --> 00:12:44,532 because of the hypocrisy and bullying 349 00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:46,032 that is coming from the administration 350 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:48,765 at this so?called skewl. 351 00:12:48,799 --> 00:12:51,099 It is an outrage that our principal and counselors 352 00:12:51,132 --> 00:12:53,632 demand our participation in frivolous programs 353 00:12:53,665 --> 00:12:55,699 that are outrageously overfunded. 354 00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:57,665 Why is it that the school allows funding 355 00:12:57,699 --> 00:12:59,665 that only goes to special?needs students? 356 00:12:59,699 --> 00:13:01,599 Are the rest of us not special? 357 00:13:01,632 --> 00:13:04,499 If we are continually asked to work for no money 358 00:13:04,532 --> 00:13:06,932 and ask our parents to pay for our programs, 359 00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:08,932 then soon we will all be poor 360 00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:10,899 and forced to live in a trailer park, like Theresa. 361 00:13:10,932 --> 00:13:12,465 It's not a trailer! 362 00:13:12,499 --> 00:13:14,065 Theresa, get over it. 363 00:13:14,099 --> 00:13:15,565 You live in a trailer park. It's not a big deal. 364 00:13:15,599 --> 00:13:16,999 Oh, o?okay, honey. 365 00:13:17,032 --> 00:13:18,032 You're kind of getting off topic, sweetie. 366 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,865 What did you say?! 367 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,699 I just ?? I just want you to stay on point 368 00:13:21,732 --> 00:13:22,765 so we can get this over with. 369 00:13:22,799 --> 00:13:24,165 "Get this over with"?! 370 00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:26,065 You're supposed to be supporting me! 371 00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:27,999 I am supporting you, sweetheart. 372 00:13:28,032 --> 00:13:30,665 Being supportive doesn't mean you criticize me, asshole! 373 00:13:30,699 --> 00:13:32,099 Just forget it! 374 00:13:32,132 --> 00:13:34,465 My point is, if the school administration 375 00:13:34,499 --> 00:13:35,999 doesn't cancel the science fair, 376 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,765 I will see to it that they are all fired 377 00:13:37,799 --> 00:13:40,099 for discrimination! 378 00:13:40,132 --> 00:13:42,132 She's kind of like Cartman 379 00:13:42,165 --> 00:13:44,899 but with the ability to follow through. 380 00:13:44,932 --> 00:13:47,599 Oh, dude. Bro. 381 00:13:47,632 --> 00:13:51,199 Francis, could you hand me the sound?wave generator? 382 00:13:51,232 --> 00:13:53,065 This is bullshit. 383 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,465 The Special Ed Science Fair is turning into a love?fest 384 00:13:55,499 --> 00:13:56,832 for Jimmy and Timmy's project. 385 00:13:56,865 --> 00:13:58,965 They're gonna get all the fame and glory. 386 00:13:58,999 --> 00:14:01,432 Yeah, I guess we kind of shot ourselves in 387 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,932 If it weren't for us, those water bears 388 00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:05,632 wouldn't have even gotten smarter in the first place. 389 00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:07,799 Hey, Mimsey. That's right. 390 00:14:07,832 --> 00:14:09,065 They don't deserve the credit. 391 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,065 We do. 392 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,065 Nathan: Uh, excuse me. 393 00:14:12,099 --> 00:14:13,599 If you're all trying to figure out 394 00:14:13,632 --> 00:14:15,432 why these water bears are different, 395 00:14:15,465 --> 00:14:16,932 you're talking to the wrong guy. 396 00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:18,599 Wh?What do you mean, Nathan? 397 00:14:18,632 --> 00:14:19,832 Mimsey and I did some experimenting 398 00:14:19,865 --> 00:14:21,499 with the water bears on our own ?? 399 00:14:21,532 --> 00:14:22,932 We was tryin' to kill 'em! 400 00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:25,432 [ Slap! ] It was us 401 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,565 So we should be the ones working for the government. 402 00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:28,799 The government? 403 00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:30,165 W?We aren't the government. 404 00:14:30,199 --> 00:14:31,832 Y?You're not the government? 405 00:14:31,865 --> 00:14:33,099 But you said you were here to help stop us 406 00:14:33,132 --> 00:14:34,099 from becoming extinct. 407 00:14:34,132 --> 00:14:37,165 Not you, us. 408 00:14:37,199 --> 00:14:40,499 We're with...the NFL. 409 00:14:40,532 --> 00:14:42,599 ? 410 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:46,065 Our fans are leaving at an exponential rate. 411 00:14:46,099 --> 00:14:48,532 We've been hit with anthem protests, 412 00:14:48,565 --> 00:14:50,499 protests to those protests, 413 00:14:50,532 --> 00:14:52,165 and, worse of all, concussions. 414 00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:54,065 The more reports that come out, 415 00:14:54,099 --> 00:14:56,732 the more people are getting turned off by football. 416 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,899 We've been experimenting with water bears 417 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,932 because we believe they are our last hope. 418 00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:03,832 Oh, I get it! 419 00:15:03,865 --> 00:15:05,165 You've been experimenting with water bears to see how 420 00:15:05,199 --> 00:15:07,832 to make humans more impervious to concussions. 421 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,499 No. We've been experimenting with water bears 422 00:15:10,532 --> 00:15:13,032 to try and make them fans. 423 00:15:13,065 --> 00:15:15,899 ? 424 00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:17,165 Sportscaster #1: A beautiful night for football 425 00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:18,765 here in Los Angeles 426 00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:20,799 as the Chargers take on the Buffalo Bills. 427 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,199 Sportscaster #2: And a record sellout crowd 428 00:15:22,232 --> 00:15:23,799 here at the stadium. 429 00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,799 Football clearly more popular than ever, 430 00:15:25,832 --> 00:15:29,532 with a whopping 17 million in attendance! 431 00:15:29,565 --> 00:15:32,599 The NFL, of course, working really hard 432 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,965 and it looks like they've found their answer 433 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,765 in tardigrades. 434 00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:37,699 The water bears are thrilled to be here, 435 00:15:37,732 --> 00:15:40,665 and, of course, love seeing themselves on the jumbotron. 436 00:15:40,699 --> 00:15:42,799 They're all ready for some football, 437 00:15:42,832 --> 00:15:45,199 and enjoying the fan?favorite kiss cam! 438 00:15:45,232 --> 00:15:47,165 And we're ready for kickoff 439 00:15:47,199 --> 00:15:51,099 as the cheers of 17 million fans rock the stadium! 440 00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:52,665 [ Insects chirping ] 441 00:15:52,699 --> 00:15:53,799 [ Whistle blows ] 442 00:15:58,132 --> 00:15:59,899 [ Chirping continues ] 443 00:15:59,932 --> 00:16:02,532 [ Dog barks in distance ] 444 00:16:08,565 --> 00:16:10,352 We're running out of time. 445 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,652 We have to see if these water bears 446 00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:12,886 truly are different. 447 00:16:12,919 --> 00:16:14,886 Insert the box! 448 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,552 Gently. 449 00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:23,652 What do you see now? 450 00:16:23,686 --> 00:16:24,986 Nathan: Uh... 451 00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:26,552 I see the box. 452 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,286 What?? What's in the box? 453 00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:29,852 What are the water bears doing? 454 00:16:29,886 --> 00:16:33,452 Uh, they're just walking around, and ?? Oh, wait! 455 00:16:33,486 --> 00:16:35,652 They appear to be interested in the box! 456 00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:37,852 These water bears are different. 457 00:16:37,886 --> 00:16:39,619 All right, everyone, listen up! 458 00:16:39,652 --> 00:16:41,219 Give me your attention, please. 459 00:16:41,252 --> 00:16:44,786 Due to circumstances beyond our control, 460 00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:47,652 we are canceling the Special Ed Science Fair. 461 00:16:47,686 --> 00:16:48,886 [ Children exclaiming ] 462 00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,719 ?Oh, no! Canceling? ?[ Gasps ] What? 463 00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:52,686 You can't cancel the science fair. 464 00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:54,719 We're on the verge of a breakthrough here. 465 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,519 It's canceled. You guys can all get this shit 466 00:16:56,552 --> 00:16:58,252 out of here and leave. Thank you. 467 00:16:58,286 --> 00:16:59,819 You don't understand! 468 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,719 The Special Ed Science Fair is our only hope! 469 00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:04,386 I'm sorry, but, uh, our hands are tied... 470 00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:05,519 by Heidi. 471 00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:08,886 [ Guns cock ] 472 00:17:08,919 --> 00:17:10,719 I think you all fail to understand 473 00:17:10,752 --> 00:17:12,419 the seriousness of our situation ?? 474 00:17:12,452 --> 00:17:14,374 Football is dying! 475 00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,974 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. 476 00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:18,807 Close the door! Everyone back to work. 477 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,974 Nobody will stop this Special Ed Science Fair! 478 00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:23,374 Do what he says! 479 00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:25,807 Aah! Okay! Jesus Christ! 480 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,074 Are you just gonna stand there? Do something! 481 00:17:28,107 --> 00:17:29,774 What the hell do you want me to do? 482 00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:30,907 I want you to have some balls 483 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,607 and act like you care about me! 484 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,240 Heidi, you need to stop being such a bitch! 485 00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:37,774 Call me a "bitch" again. 486 00:17:39,174 --> 00:17:40,907 Do it. 487 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,607 Call me a "bitch" again. 488 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:49,274 You are...acting... like a...bad girlfriend. 489 00:17:49,307 --> 00:17:51,074 That's what I thought! 490 00:17:51,107 --> 00:17:53,007 Nathan: Hey, wait a minute! 491 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,807 The water bears have changed again. 492 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,040 I think it's working. 493 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,040 Let me see that! 494 00:17:58,074 --> 00:18:00,307 Yes! Yes, they're starting to adapt! 495 00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:07,640 Son of a bitch. We just might have ourselves some fans. 496 00:18:07,674 --> 00:18:09,307 Now, quickly, children. 497 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:11,940 We must replicate these water bears to create more! 498 00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:14,640 If nobody else is gonna do anything, I will! 499 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,607 Wha?? 500 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,674 The water bears! 501 00:18:20,174 --> 00:18:21,240 [ NFL people clamoring ] 502 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,274 ?Get her! ?Stop her! 503 00:18:22,307 --> 00:18:23,774 Man: She's over here! 504 00:18:23,807 --> 00:18:26,840 [ Special Ed students clamoring ] 505 00:18:26,874 --> 00:18:27,707 Heidi! [ Breathing heavily ] 506 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,376 Heidi, will you please listen to me?! 507 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,863 Move it! 508 00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:32,230 Get the [bleep] outta the way! 509 00:18:32,263 --> 00:18:34,730 I said get outta the way, you assholes! 510 00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:35,696 ?Get her! ?She's over here! 511 00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:36,996 [ NFL people clamoring ] 512 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:38,830 [ Special Ed students clamoring ] 513 00:18:38,863 --> 00:18:40,030 [ Panting ] 514 00:18:40,063 --> 00:18:41,063 [ Gasps ] 515 00:18:41,096 --> 00:18:42,263 We got the fat girl. 516 00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:43,130 Front of the school. 517 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,963 Shit! 518 00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:48,230 Little girl, stop. 519 00:18:48,263 --> 00:18:50,796 [ Panting ] 520 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,896 It doesn't have to end this way. 521 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,730 Move aside! Move aside! 522 00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:56,796 [ Panting ] Heidi, seriously... 523 00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,063 you need to listen to me. 524 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,596 [ Panting ] I don't...have to listen... 525 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:01,730 to anybody. 526 00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:04,263 Yes. Yes, you do. 527 00:19:04,296 --> 00:19:06,030 You need to listen. 528 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,063 [Bleep] you. 529 00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:09,230 No [bleep] you. 530 00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:11,230 Little girl, please. 531 00:19:11,263 --> 00:19:13,863 What you have in your hand is very special. 532 00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:16,330 Well, I'm sick of everyone treating me like shit. 533 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,163 Think about the NFL ?? 534 00:19:18,196 --> 00:19:21,196 how much joy it brings everyone. 535 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:24,696 Don't listen to them. Give the water bears to me. 536 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,696 I deserve all the fame and bitches. 537 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,863 Heidi, you gotta stop being so angry. 538 00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:31,996 Look, if you ?? if you don't do it for the NFL, 539 00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:33,963 what about humanity? 540 00:19:33,996 --> 00:19:36,930 Those creatures are showing the first signs of sentience. 541 00:19:36,963 --> 00:19:39,930 Think about what they could mean for science, 542 00:19:39,963 --> 00:19:42,896 for medicine, making people better. 543 00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:44,330 Come on, babe. 544 00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:46,763 We all want the old Heidi back. 545 00:19:53,596 --> 00:19:55,996 Screw all you guys. 546 00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:57,696 [ Gulping ] 547 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,096 [ All shouting "No!" ] 548 00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,730 [ Gulping stops ] 549 00:20:01,763 --> 00:20:03,763 Ahh! 550 00:20:03,796 --> 00:20:05,796 [ Belches ] 551 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,696 Dude. Wow. 552 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:12,596 ? 553 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:21,096 Is there something you wanna talk about? 554 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:24,596 No, I was just trying to figure out 555 00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:27,863 why you decided to drink 20,000 micro animals 556 00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:29,096 that were showing signs of intelligence. 557 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:32,196 Whatever. It's Saturday, and I'm not in school. 558 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,663 Yeah, you're ?? you're not in school. 559 00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:38,130 How come we never snuggle anymore? 560 00:20:38,163 --> 00:20:39,763 Wh?What? 561 00:20:39,796 --> 00:20:40,830 We used to snuggle all the time, 562 00:20:40,863 --> 00:20:41,930 and it's totally gone away. 563 00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:43,030 What's happened? 564 00:20:43,063 --> 00:20:44,996 Well, bunny, we still ?? Snuggle! 565 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:48,230 Yes, yes, let's ?? let's snuggle, yes. 566 00:20:48,263 --> 00:20:49,596 [ Remote clicks ] 567 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:51,163 God damn it! How come there's nothing 568 00:20:51,196 --> 00:20:53,296 to watch on Saturday but kids' cartoons? 569 00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:56,796 All right, kids! Now let's do the hokey pokey! 570 00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:59,263 ? You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out ? 571 00:20:59,296 --> 00:21:00,963 ? You put your left foot in ? [ Stomach growling ] 572 00:21:00,996 --> 00:21:01,896 ? And you shake it all about ? Ooh. 573 00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:03,063 What's going on in nya? 574 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,930 Whoa. What is going on in nya? 575 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,230 I feel something moving around. 576 00:21:06,263 --> 00:21:07,330 Ahp ?? 577 00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:09,096 [ Farts ] Ew. 578 00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:10,163 Snuggle! 579 00:21:10,196 --> 00:21:11,596 Okay. Okay, honey. 580 00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:14,196 [ Farts ] Agh. Ugh. 581 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:20,063 ? 582 00:21:20,096 --> 00:21:21,730 Well? 583 00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:24,263 Did you have any luck, Mr. Jones? 584 00:21:24,296 --> 00:21:28,330 I'm afraid, Commissioner, that the Special Ed Science Fair 585 00:21:28,363 --> 00:21:31,330 failed to produce more viable water bears. 586 00:21:31,363 --> 00:21:34,730 Then the NFL truly has no hope. 587 00:21:34,763 --> 00:21:36,696 We're done for. 588 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,930 Not quite. 589 00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:41,763 We were able to obtain something else 590 00:21:41,796 --> 00:21:44,596 that just might be our future. 591 00:21:46,063 --> 00:21:47,663 [ Volcano gurgles ] 592 00:21:47,696 --> 00:21:49,963 Together: Ohh! 593 00:21:50,063 --> 00:21:53,963 ? 594 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:59,025 Call me a "bitch" again. 595 00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:01,024 Call me a "bitch" again. 596 00:22:03,658 --> 00:22:07,958 You are...acting... like a...bad girlfriend. 597 00:22:07,991 --> 00:22:09,761 That's what I thought!