1 00:00:14,384 --> 00:00:16,579 Citizens of Denver, 2 00:00:17,048 --> 00:00:19,875 we are in the middle of an environmental crisis. 3 00:00:20,227 --> 00:00:23,078 The winters are bringing less and less snow. 4 00:00:23,453 --> 00:00:25,531 And now, we are facing a drought 5 00:00:25,536 --> 00:00:28,960 due to the effects of Global ManBearPig. 6 00:00:28,965 --> 00:00:30,561 - A drought? - ManBearPig? 7 00:00:30,566 --> 00:00:32,707 - What? No. - What? ManBearPig? 8 00:00:32,712 --> 00:00:36,449 All of Denver's water comes from streams up in the mountains, 9 00:00:36,734 --> 00:00:40,230 but now, ManBearPig has decimated these areas 10 00:00:40,235 --> 00:00:42,738 and wreaked havoc on the upper mountain streams. 11 00:00:42,933 --> 00:00:45,886 And so, effective immediately, 12 00:00:45,891 --> 00:00:47,402 we are declaring a drought 13 00:00:47,407 --> 00:00:49,800 and cutting back on all the city's water. 14 00:00:49,805 --> 00:00:52,507 - No! - You can't do that! 15 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:54,981 What about our homeowners' association rules? 16 00:00:54,986 --> 00:00:57,925 Some of us are required to have nice, green lawns. 17 00:00:57,930 --> 00:00:59,265 You expect us to have 18 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:01,105 nice, brown lawns? 19 00:01:01,110 --> 00:01:04,747 I own 12 golf courses in the Denver Metro area. 20 00:01:04,752 --> 00:01:07,590 You're not cutting down on my damn water. 21 00:01:07,595 --> 00:01:10,565 Have you all forgotten about the Pi Pi? 22 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,793 I have Denver's largest water park. 23 00:01:13,798 --> 00:01:16,996 All water parks are 50% pee 24 00:01:17,001 --> 00:01:19,371 and 50% water. 25 00:01:19,578 --> 00:01:22,418 You-you can't forget about a Pi Pi. 26 00:01:22,423 --> 00:01:25,504 Nobody wants to lose the water, but we're in a drought. 27 00:01:26,308 --> 00:01:27,387 There simply isn't 28 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:30,144 enough water coming to Denver from up in the mountains. 29 00:01:30,149 --> 00:01:31,984 And the water up there is being used 30 00:01:31,989 --> 00:01:33,886 for farms and agriculture. 31 00:01:34,231 --> 00:01:36,535 What kind of agriculture? 32 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:44,706 ? Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ? 33 00:01:44,711 --> 00:01:46,298 ? Da, da, da, da. ? 34 00:01:46,303 --> 00:01:47,838 How's it looking? 35 00:01:47,843 --> 00:01:49,901 They still look dry. 36 00:01:50,013 --> 00:01:52,705 Okay, then I'm gonna open the reserves. 37 00:01:53,376 --> 00:01:56,802 ? If you ain't taking care of business ? 38 00:01:56,807 --> 00:01:58,948 ? This you must expect... ? 39 00:01:59,806 --> 00:02:01,540 Yeah! 40 00:02:01,545 --> 00:02:03,745 ? When it's wet ? 41 00:02:05,237 --> 00:02:07,237 ? Oh, come on... ? 42 00:02:19,917 --> 00:02:27,242 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 43 00:02:41,705 --> 00:02:43,580 Yeah, and so, and so then, so then 44 00:02:43,585 --> 00:02:45,432 Clyde said that if a chick uses hairspray, 45 00:02:45,437 --> 00:02:47,273 you can actually light her head on fire. 46 00:02:47,437 --> 00:02:48,872 Nuh-uh. 47 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:51,245 Yeah-huh, Tolkien. You guys want to see? 48 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:52,718 Kenny, do you have matches? 49 00:02:52,723 --> 00:02:54,284 Yeah, of course I have matches. 50 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,643 Check this out, you guys. 51 00:03:00,411 --> 00:03:02,104 Eric Cartman. 52 00:03:02,925 --> 00:03:04,661 Eric Cartman. 53 00:03:05,082 --> 00:03:07,073 What? You're ruining it. 54 00:03:07,078 --> 00:03:08,846 This is your stop. 55 00:03:12,046 --> 00:03:13,174 Oh. Right. 56 00:03:13,338 --> 00:03:15,240 Scuse-scuse me. 57 00:03:20,148 --> 00:03:21,982 Hey. Hey, guys. 58 00:03:21,987 --> 00:03:24,696 You want to come hang out at my house for a bit? 59 00:03:26,562 --> 00:03:28,731 Uh, no, that's cool. 60 00:03:29,301 --> 00:03:31,307 It's not my fault that my mom lost her job 61 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,748 and we had to move, you guys. It's really not so bad. 62 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:36,393 Uh, yeah, maybe some other time. 63 00:03:36,398 --> 00:03:37,934 My house is cool, you guys. 64 00:03:37,939 --> 00:03:40,542 - Kenny, you want to come chill? - I'm cool, dude. 65 00:03:41,599 --> 00:03:43,901 It's still way better than your house, Kenny! 66 00:03:43,906 --> 00:03:45,659 'Cause your family's poor! 67 00:03:46,973 --> 00:03:49,745 Your family's poor, Kenny. 68 00:03:54,391 --> 00:03:56,627 Hi, honey. How was school? 69 00:03:56,632 --> 00:03:57,838 Fuck you, Mom. 70 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,802 You doing anything, Tolkien? 71 00:04:11,807 --> 00:04:13,621 You want to come over to my house, play a board game? 72 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:16,094 Oh, um, I should probably go home. 73 00:04:16,441 --> 00:04:19,041 Well, okay, you want to play a game over at your house? 74 00:04:19,046 --> 00:04:21,048 Yeah, uh, I-I don't know. 75 00:04:21,233 --> 00:04:23,870 Sorry, I'm just... not in the best mood, I guess. 76 00:04:23,876 --> 00:04:26,674 Hey, are you still worried about Karen? 77 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:28,628 Yeah. 78 00:04:28,838 --> 00:04:30,272 Yeah, me, too. 79 00:04:30,277 --> 00:04:32,199 But we all have to try to just be happy, you know? 80 00:04:32,203 --> 00:04:33,905 No matter what happens with Karen. 81 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:35,752 You're right. Okay, come on. 82 00:04:36,781 --> 00:04:38,237 Hey. 83 00:04:39,421 --> 00:04:42,040 Stan, where do you think you're going? 84 00:04:42,507 --> 00:04:43,917 I'm gonna go hang out at Tolkien's house 85 00:04:43,921 --> 00:04:45,310 for a bit, Karen. 86 00:04:45,315 --> 00:04:46,849 No, you're not. 87 00:04:47,046 --> 00:04:48,565 Yes, I am, Karen. 88 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:49,805 You better knock that off. 89 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:51,678 I don't want you playing with Tolkien. 90 00:04:51,683 --> 00:04:53,659 Karen, just come back inside. 91 00:04:53,664 --> 00:04:55,620 I've told you I don't want our son 92 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:57,377 hanging out with those people. 93 00:04:57,382 --> 00:05:00,051 And exactly what do you mean by "those people"? 94 00:05:00,056 --> 00:05:01,760 I mean traitors 95 00:05:01,765 --> 00:05:05,036 who I hired to give my weed more street cred, 96 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:07,854 and then go out and open their own weed business. 97 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:09,885 You're not the only weed grower in this valley. 98 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:12,325 But I was supposed to be the only Black one. 99 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:14,096 Excuse me. 100 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,799 You the owners of these farms? 101 00:05:19,026 --> 00:05:20,690 I own Tegridy Weed, 102 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:23,370 the original marijuana farm on this street. 103 00:05:23,375 --> 00:05:25,343 Okay, and your name is... 104 00:05:25,348 --> 00:05:27,517 His name is Karen Marsh. 105 00:05:27,685 --> 00:05:31,299 You better get that fucking name out your fucking mouth. 106 00:05:31,304 --> 00:05:34,941 Well, gentlemen, I'm the Water Commissioner. 107 00:05:35,116 --> 00:05:38,253 Colorado Division of Water Resources. 108 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:40,768 I'm here to find out exactly what's going on 109 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:43,564 with the city's water. Weed? 110 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,344 The city's water? 111 00:05:45,483 --> 00:05:48,010 Well, you see, the water here is supposed to make its way 112 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,580 to all the thirsty people down in Denver. 113 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,479 And, uh... 114 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:55,838 Well, there's a lot of thirsty people down there. 115 00:05:56,696 --> 00:05:58,665 I just want to see how much you farmers 116 00:05:58,670 --> 00:05:59,937 are actually using. 117 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:01,475 Okay, well, we can show you... 118 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,596 Well, you should check out his fucking farm. 119 00:06:03,601 --> 00:06:05,770 If you're, if you're gonna check out anyone's water, 120 00:06:05,775 --> 00:06:06,876 it should be his. 121 00:06:07,188 --> 00:06:09,705 All right, maybe I'll do that. 122 00:06:21,829 --> 00:06:24,765 ? I live in a hot dog ? 123 00:06:24,770 --> 00:06:27,674 ? On a lonely old hill ? 124 00:06:27,982 --> 00:06:30,877 ? People make fun of me ? 125 00:06:30,882 --> 00:06:33,985 ? And that's not cool ? 126 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:37,126 ? I'm isolated from my friends ? 127 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:39,501 ? Against my will ? 128 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:43,159 ? My possessions are now condiments ? 129 00:06:43,164 --> 00:06:45,897 ? And that is not cool ? 130 00:06:46,245 --> 00:06:48,635 ? And I don't want to live like this ? 131 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,044 ? You don't know how I feel ? 132 00:06:52,406 --> 00:06:54,159 ? I've got no room to grow ? 133 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:58,330 ? And it is just so not cool ? 134 00:06:58,659 --> 00:07:02,130 ? Just once in my life, I'd like cool stuff to happen ? 135 00:07:02,135 --> 00:07:05,151 ? Everything keeps changing, and I'm not adapting ? 136 00:07:05,156 --> 00:07:08,299 ? I'm crying like a girl, and it's super not cool ? 137 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:12,208 ? And I just want something cool to happen ? 138 00:07:12,213 --> 00:07:14,649 ? To me ? 139 00:07:15,191 --> 00:07:17,226 ? I've lived through such pain ? 140 00:07:17,231 --> 00:07:19,127 ? The word's been so cruel ? 141 00:07:19,132 --> 00:07:22,495 ? Something's got to happen, something that's cool ? 142 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:26,502 ? I just want something cool to happen... ? 143 00:07:26,638 --> 00:07:28,745 This is it, right here. 144 00:07:33,612 --> 00:07:36,487 ? To me. ? 145 00:07:36,492 --> 00:07:38,924 Okay, right this way, Mr. Cussler. 146 00:07:38,929 --> 00:07:41,353 You are going to love this property. 147 00:07:41,358 --> 00:07:45,151 It's over 30 acres, and it's in a real up-and-coming area. 148 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,080 I think you could build an amazing home here. 149 00:07:48,085 --> 00:07:51,488 Yes. Yes, I believe I could. 150 00:07:51,898 --> 00:07:54,246 Now, it's about an hour commute from where you are in Denver, 151 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:56,760 but I think the potential here is fabulous. 152 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,034 Oh, yes. 153 00:08:00,039 --> 00:08:03,471 It looks absolutely ideal. 154 00:08:03,476 --> 00:08:04,815 Do you like to entertain? 155 00:08:04,820 --> 00:08:06,485 Because you could easily build a ten-bedroom house 156 00:08:06,489 --> 00:08:08,625 on this property. You could have a dedicated gym, 157 00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:10,627 even a full-size movie theater. 158 00:08:10,632 --> 00:08:12,424 Full-size movie theater? 159 00:08:12,429 --> 00:08:14,161 If you want, we can walk around the property. 160 00:08:14,165 --> 00:08:16,230 - It's a bit muddy, but we can... - That won't be necessary. 161 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:19,537 I'll take it. Full asking price. Cash. 162 00:08:19,638 --> 00:08:21,526 Oh-oh-oh. 163 00:08:22,026 --> 00:08:23,666 Da Da. 164 00:08:26,175 --> 00:08:27,737 Yes. Come in. 165 00:08:29,157 --> 00:08:31,284 Mom said you wanted to see me. 166 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:33,309 Yes, Shelley, have a seat. 167 00:08:33,314 --> 00:08:35,096 Close the door, please. 168 00:08:37,828 --> 00:08:40,776 I've been, uh, wanting to talk to you, Shelley. 169 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,314 Um... 170 00:08:42,319 --> 00:08:45,081 Can you tell me why everyone is calling me "Karen"? 171 00:08:47,624 --> 00:08:49,059 Don't worry about it. 172 00:08:49,424 --> 00:08:51,868 Well, everybody keeps calling me Karen, 173 00:08:51,873 --> 00:08:53,374 and I don't get it. 174 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:55,448 Is it, is it, like, a joke or something? 175 00:08:56,518 --> 00:08:59,331 "Karen" is a pejorative term for a white person 176 00:08:59,336 --> 00:09:01,643 who acts overly entitled and demanding. 177 00:09:03,263 --> 00:09:05,245 Okay, well, that's fucked up. 178 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:07,719 Don't you think that's a little, like, sexist? 179 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:09,417 I didn't start it. 180 00:09:09,422 --> 00:09:10,422 Well, who did? 181 00:09:10,427 --> 00:09:11,659 The Internet. 182 00:09:11,664 --> 00:09:14,034 So-so now somebody is a Karen 183 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:16,741 just 'cause they want to be treated with some respect? 184 00:09:16,746 --> 00:09:20,065 I deserve to not have people walk all over me, okay? 185 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:23,307 I have the right to call the cops when things happen. 186 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,234 That's fine, Karen. 187 00:09:25,239 --> 00:09:27,541 Shelley, I deserve to not have... 188 00:09:27,546 --> 00:09:29,807 What the fuck is he doing here? 189 00:09:29,812 --> 00:09:32,148 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 190 00:09:33,713 --> 00:09:36,823 Excuse me, this is my property. 191 00:09:36,828 --> 00:09:39,463 Your soil seems very hydrated. 192 00:09:39,581 --> 00:09:41,346 Must be getting lots of water. 193 00:09:41,351 --> 00:09:43,792 What are you saying, that I use too much? 194 00:09:43,797 --> 00:09:47,323 I use the water that my crops need and nothing more. 195 00:09:47,328 --> 00:09:49,931 Is that a Slip 'N Slide over there? 196 00:09:52,783 --> 00:09:55,628 That is an agricultural Slip 'N Slide, yes. 197 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:58,307 Apparently, you know nothing about farming. 198 00:09:58,312 --> 00:10:00,581 Look, if you have any excess of water, 199 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:03,455 you might actually make some money, that's all I'm saying. 200 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,669 Make money? Wait, what? 201 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,965 You heard of water transfers? 202 00:10:08,237 --> 00:10:10,495 See, you have a lease to use some of the water 203 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,669 from your stream here, but what you don't use, 204 00:10:12,674 --> 00:10:14,948 you could actually sell the rights to. 205 00:10:14,953 --> 00:10:17,089 I already talked to your neighbor about it. 206 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,651 Yeah, well, see, the thing is, 207 00:10:18,656 --> 00:10:20,491 this farm is about Tegridy, 208 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:22,323 not stupid water rights. 209 00:10:22,328 --> 00:10:24,630 And if you want to keep coming here and bugging me, 210 00:10:24,635 --> 00:10:26,504 then I would like to speak to your manager 211 00:10:26,509 --> 00:10:28,144 because you are harassing me, 212 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,182 and I am important. 213 00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:34,198 Well, have a nice day, Karen. 214 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,711 It's Randy! 215 00:10:36,716 --> 00:10:40,020 I know what Karen means. I'm not stupid. 216 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,495 What the water commissioner said is true. 217 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,469 We have water rights to use 10,000 gallons 218 00:10:48,474 --> 00:10:50,042 a month off our stream. 219 00:10:50,047 --> 00:10:52,849 If we could cut back our agricultural water use by 50% 220 00:10:52,854 --> 00:10:55,212 and show that our excess water is making it down 221 00:10:55,217 --> 00:10:56,964 to the Denver Reservoir, 222 00:10:56,969 --> 00:10:58,471 then we'd have the right to sell it. 223 00:10:58,476 --> 00:10:59,877 You really think so? 224 00:10:59,882 --> 00:11:01,349 I was a financial consultant 225 00:11:01,354 --> 00:11:03,784 before I was a weed farmer... There's potential here. 226 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,624 But how do we even prove the water 227 00:11:05,629 --> 00:11:07,698 from our farms makes it all the way to Denver? 228 00:11:07,703 --> 00:11:09,495 - Raingutter regatta. - What? 229 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,730 We made those little boats in online COVID camp, remember? 230 00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:14,337 Oh, yeah. I bet we could float that down our stream. 231 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:18,462 We demonstrate where the water goes, 232 00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:19,846 and meanwhile, 233 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:22,370 we start selling off pieces of our water rights 234 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,378 to subscribers that want it. 235 00:11:26,198 --> 00:11:28,214 Boys, can you build me a test boat? 236 00:11:28,219 --> 00:11:29,589 Sure. 237 00:11:30,263 --> 00:11:32,832 We're about to start our very own... 238 00:11:32,955 --> 00:11:34,893 streaming service. 239 00:11:59,054 --> 00:12:01,094 The Credigree Weed streaming service. 240 00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:02,379 We are currently in beta testing 241 00:12:02,384 --> 00:12:04,219 to see if our stream makes it to Denver, 242 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,698 but if it does, we are seeing 243 00:12:05,703 --> 00:12:07,909 if there are any interested subscribers. 244 00:12:18,265 --> 00:12:19,700 Come on. 245 00:13:22,348 --> 00:13:25,418 _ 246 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:38,109 - Yeah! We did it! Yeah! - We totally did it, dude. 247 00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:40,734 As you can see, the water from Credigree Farms flows 248 00:13:40,739 --> 00:13:42,789 directly into Denver's water supply. 249 00:13:42,794 --> 00:13:45,328 Well, in that case, I suppose all your subscribers 250 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,336 get to have more water from the reservoir. 251 00:13:47,341 --> 00:13:48,742 Ah. Oh. 252 00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:51,164 You all make-a Pi Pi so happy. 253 00:13:51,169 --> 00:13:53,538 Now, my water park can have a-plenty a-water 254 00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:55,211 to mix with all-a the pee. 255 00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,656 Of course, 256 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:57,829 you will have to prove 257 00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,828 that the flow of water is constant. 258 00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,515 We'll need a little boat to come through 259 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,007 to the reservoir every day. 260 00:14:03,012 --> 00:14:04,613 Every day? 261 00:14:05,027 --> 00:14:08,367 Boys, I'm gonna need you to make a lot more boats for my stream. 262 00:14:08,372 --> 00:14:11,141 How do you feel about... 20 bucks a boat? 263 00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:13,445 20 bucks a boat? Hell yeah. 264 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:15,054 We're gonna be rich, dude. 265 00:14:17,004 --> 00:14:19,312 Mom. Mom, I need to talk to you. 266 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,618 Come on, sit down. 267 00:14:21,257 --> 00:14:23,015 Eric, if you're going to yell at me again 268 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:25,273 about our home, I really don't have the strength. 269 00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:26,580 No, Mom. 270 00:14:26,585 --> 00:14:28,796 I'm never gonna need to yell at you ever again. 271 00:14:29,228 --> 00:14:30,730 We're gonna get out of here, Mom. 272 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,820 What are you talking about? 273 00:14:32,825 --> 00:14:34,960 I've figured our way out of this hot dog. 274 00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,697 I don't know if you've seen, but there's a rich guy 275 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,303 building a big house across the street. 276 00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:40,110 We can live in that house, Mom. 277 00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:41,773 We can have him take care of us. 278 00:14:41,778 --> 00:14:43,647 Eric, how would we do that? 279 00:14:43,786 --> 00:14:45,765 Because we are gonna get you... 280 00:14:46,641 --> 00:14:48,543 fake tits. 281 00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:49,776 What? 282 00:14:49,781 --> 00:14:51,273 Breast implants, Mom. 283 00:14:51,278 --> 00:14:52,612 That's what rich guys like. 284 00:14:52,617 --> 00:14:54,021 You remember what Matt Damon said? 285 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,828 Fortune favors the brave, Mom. 286 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,799 When rich guys come up here and get one look at you with 287 00:14:57,803 --> 00:14:59,502 your big, sweet tits, they're gonna give us everything... 288 00:14:59,506 --> 00:15:01,382 Eric, that's enough, okay? 289 00:15:01,387 --> 00:15:03,594 What do you mean it's enough? I've-I've figured it all out. 290 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,398 Rich guys want a woman with nice titties, Mom. 291 00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:06,704 - It's very... - Okay. 292 00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:09,304 Eric, I'm not comfortable talking about this. 293 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,093 Well, I'm not comfortable living in a fucking hot dog. 294 00:15:12,098 --> 00:15:15,569 We live here because I gave in to you and quit my job. 295 00:15:15,574 --> 00:15:17,342 What do you want from me, Eric? 296 00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:19,349 I want you 297 00:15:19,354 --> 00:15:21,945 to get breast implants, Mom. 298 00:15:22,686 --> 00:15:24,955 So-so that rich guys like you, 299 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,867 and we can go live in a sweet house. 300 00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:29,936 Please, Mom, 301 00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:33,023 I just want you to get fake tits. 302 00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:36,554 Eric, even if I wanted to, 303 00:15:36,559 --> 00:15:38,484 the fact is, we can't afford it. 304 00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:41,171 A surgery like that is very expensive. 305 00:15:41,176 --> 00:15:42,492 Like, how expensive? 306 00:15:42,497 --> 00:15:44,499 At least $10,000. 307 00:15:44,604 --> 00:15:47,000 $10,000? 308 00:15:47,641 --> 00:15:49,607 Yes, Eric. 309 00:15:50,111 --> 00:15:51,953 We can't afford it? 310 00:15:54,252 --> 00:15:56,020 We can't afford it. 311 00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:03,819 Chief. 312 00:16:03,824 --> 00:16:06,250 - Chief, there's a big problem. - What is it? 313 00:16:06,255 --> 00:16:09,234 We've got a code red emergency call on 911. 314 00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:10,804 It's Karen. 315 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,898 Oh, not Karen again. Jesus Christ. 316 00:16:14,656 --> 00:16:17,164 Yes, Karen, how can we help you this time? 317 00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:19,086 Okay, first of all, I know what it means 318 00:16:19,091 --> 00:16:21,460 when you call me Karen, so you can just knock it off. 319 00:16:21,465 --> 00:16:23,901 Secondly, secondly, my neighbor's kid 320 00:16:23,906 --> 00:16:25,718 is over here at my house. 321 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:27,992 There's a kid trespassing at your house? 322 00:16:27,997 --> 00:16:29,898 No, my son invited him over 323 00:16:29,903 --> 00:16:32,573 for lunch, and my wife is making him hot dogs and tater tots, 324 00:16:32,578 --> 00:16:34,446 even though I said I don't want him here. 325 00:16:34,885 --> 00:16:36,887 Well, then what harm is he doing, Karen? 326 00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:38,742 His family farm is shady. 327 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,953 Did you know that they're doing a streaming service? 328 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,906 I demand that you investigate. 329 00:16:42,911 --> 00:16:45,351 How did they manage to even show that their water 330 00:16:45,356 --> 00:16:46,509 goes through to Denver? 331 00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:48,718 Hello? Are you listening to me? 332 00:16:48,723 --> 00:16:50,692 I want to talk to your manager. 333 00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:53,633 I've already told you, Karen, I don't have a manager. 334 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,053 Thanks, Mrs. Marsh. 335 00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,226 Can you believe that? 336 00:16:59,231 --> 00:17:01,433 The cops aren't even gonna do anything. 337 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,679 Oh, well, at least you tried, Karen. 338 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:05,900 It just doesn't make sense. 339 00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:07,976 How is that traitor able to prove his water 340 00:17:07,981 --> 00:17:09,582 makes it down to Denver? 341 00:17:10,085 --> 00:17:11,234 Well, um... 342 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,874 maybe he got some creative people 343 00:17:12,879 --> 00:17:14,586 to put something on his stream. 344 00:17:14,928 --> 00:17:17,931 Yeah, I'll bet you he did. 345 00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,442 He's got to be paying some expert or something. 346 00:17:20,722 --> 00:17:23,457 Oh, if I could find that guy, I'd pay him double. 347 00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:27,570 Well, you know, at camp, they had us build these... 348 00:17:27,575 --> 00:17:29,101 little boats, that, uh... 349 00:17:29,106 --> 00:17:30,812 They're kind of tough to make, but... 350 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:34,007 I think that we could make you something. 351 00:17:36,071 --> 00:17:37,973 And then we could float the boats downstream 352 00:17:37,978 --> 00:17:40,265 from the farm with little Tegridy sails 353 00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:43,273 on them to show people where the water's coming from. 354 00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:45,689 Could you guys build me a test boat right away? 355 00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:48,820 Oh, uh, yeah, we could probably build you something, yeah. 356 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,523 I can't wait to see the look on that traitor's face 357 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,671 when he sees that we're in the streaming business, too. 358 00:17:57,807 --> 00:17:59,842 Last night, I had a dream that Ariana Grande 359 00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:01,656 was trying to fuck her own ass with a gun, 360 00:18:01,661 --> 00:18:03,843 but then she farted, and blood shot out her dick. 361 00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:06,765 Ariana Grande? That's hilarious. 362 00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:13,506 Kyle. 363 00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:15,046 Kenny. You guys, get over here. 364 00:18:15,051 --> 00:18:16,992 Sit down, you guys. We need to talk. 365 00:18:16,997 --> 00:18:18,632 What's going on, dude? 366 00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:21,250 Check this out. 367 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,040 Where'd you get that? 368 00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:24,968 Making stuff for streaming services. 369 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,507 Holy shit. Really? 370 00:18:26,512 --> 00:18:28,013 We made these for my family's farm. 371 00:18:28,018 --> 00:18:29,978 Then we took another deal to make them for Stan's. 372 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,823 So then we went out and offered boats to, like, 373 00:18:31,828 --> 00:18:33,226 three other farms, and now they want stuff 374 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:34,328 for their streams, too. 375 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,601 - So, you guys want to help us? - I don't get it. 376 00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:38,226 You don't have to. We don't, either. 377 00:18:38,231 --> 00:18:39,633 You just have to make boats. 378 00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:41,024 But we want to keep it on the low 379 00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:42,882 because we don't want other kids copying us. 380 00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:44,285 Are you guys gonna have Cartman help? 381 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,858 No. He'll fuck it all up somehow. 382 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,231 Okay, I'm in. 383 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,709 Fuck. 384 00:19:05,606 --> 00:19:07,882 Faster. Work faster. 385 00:19:07,887 --> 00:19:09,623 We need to be up and running. 386 00:19:09,628 --> 00:19:11,054 Excuse me. 387 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,772 Mr. Cussler, is it? 388 00:19:14,012 --> 00:19:15,748 Who are you? 389 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,265 I'm the water commissioner. 390 00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:22,100 I just, uh, wanted to see what you're up to up here. 391 00:19:22,106 --> 00:19:24,074 I'm not up to anything. Why? 392 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,609 Well, you know, there's a lot of streaming services 393 00:19:26,614 --> 00:19:28,765 starting up in this town, and, uh... 394 00:19:29,329 --> 00:19:32,433 word on the street is you might be trying to outdo them all. 395 00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:35,645 They're all just small time creeks. 396 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,952 When it comes to the Streaming Wars, 397 00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:41,296 I intend to be the Amazon... River. 398 00:19:41,579 --> 00:19:44,757 Yeah, well, you see, there's regulations, 399 00:19:44,762 --> 00:19:46,163 Mr. Cussler. 400 00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:48,638 There's state rules when it comes to streaming. 401 00:19:48,643 --> 00:19:50,734 And, uh, well, 402 00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:54,242 if you don't follow them, bad things can happen. 403 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,671 Is that right? Boys? 404 00:20:00,577 --> 00:20:03,580 I'm not some pissant little farmer, Commissioner. 405 00:20:03,585 --> 00:20:06,867 You want to threaten me, I'll threaten you right back. 406 00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:09,953 I didn't mean to threaten you, sir. 407 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,360 In fact, 408 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,671 I think I can help you. 409 00:20:29,414 --> 00:20:30,821 We've only got 20 minutes left, you guys. 410 00:20:30,825 --> 00:20:31,825 We've got to work faster. 411 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,539 I'm waiting on more popsicle sticks. 412 00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:35,584 Come on, Butters, you have to speed up your station. 413 00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:38,906 I'm sucking down popsicles as fast as I can, fellas. 414 00:20:42,429 --> 00:20:44,373 There you guys are. 415 00:20:46,702 --> 00:20:49,148 How come you're in the home ec room during recess? 416 00:20:49,153 --> 00:20:50,988 Are those popsicle stick boats? 417 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:55,459 Oh, yeah. We're just making some popsicle boats. 418 00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:57,834 We're gonna, you know, like, race them, you know. 419 00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:00,732 You're gonna race all those popsicle boats? 420 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,140 Yeah, just, you know, 421 00:21:03,145 --> 00:21:04,847 race them, see which one wins. 422 00:21:04,852 --> 00:21:06,521 Right-right, fellas? 423 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:10,435 Oh. That sounds like a fun activity. Um... 424 00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:12,210 I was just gonna ask you guys, 425 00:21:12,215 --> 00:21:14,818 do you know any way to, like, raise money? 426 00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:17,907 What do you mean? 427 00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:19,671 We have no idea what you're talking about. 428 00:21:19,676 --> 00:21:21,411 Okay, I just... 429 00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:24,007 I need to try and raise some money because... 430 00:21:24,012 --> 00:21:25,681 my mom needs to have a surgery, 431 00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:28,046 and we can't afford it. 432 00:21:30,061 --> 00:21:32,390 Oh. Dude... 433 00:21:33,118 --> 00:21:35,154 How much does your mom need for her surgery? 434 00:21:35,691 --> 00:21:38,894 About $10,000. I'm sorry, you guys. 435 00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:41,250 Just go back to your boat races. I'll talk to you later. 436 00:21:42,198 --> 00:21:44,233 Cartman, wait. 437 00:21:45,943 --> 00:21:47,879 You actually can help us. 438 00:21:47,884 --> 00:21:48,953 Yeah. 439 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,046 What do you mean? 440 00:21:50,051 --> 00:21:52,054 Look, dude, we're actually making money 441 00:21:52,064 --> 00:21:53,336 for a streaming service. 442 00:21:53,341 --> 00:21:54,988 - Really? - Yeah, come on. 443 00:21:54,993 --> 00:21:56,782 You can help us, and we'll cut you in on the profits. 444 00:21:56,786 --> 00:21:58,679 Oh, my God, what-what streaming service is it? 445 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,296 It's a bunch of different ones. 446 00:22:00,301 --> 00:22:02,179 Here, help me cut out these masts. 447 00:22:02,184 --> 00:22:03,937 Okay, yeah, sure. 448 00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:07,062 And, Cartman, I'm sorry. 449 00:22:07,207 --> 00:22:08,515 Thanks, Kyle. 450 00:22:23,702 --> 00:22:25,686 It's a green boat. 451 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:28,165 Anyone on the green boat 452 00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:29,810 streaming service can have their allotment 453 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,484 of water for the day. 454 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,562 Oh, here comes the white boat. 455 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:35,938 Subscribers to 456 00:22:35,943 --> 00:22:37,796 Kush Country Farms Streaming service 457 00:22:37,801 --> 00:22:38,992 have their allotments. 458 00:22:38,997 --> 00:22:40,465 Escusi. Escusi. 459 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:43,664 Pi Pi's been a-waiting all day for his water ticket. 460 00:22:43,669 --> 00:22:45,851 My water park need water. 461 00:22:45,856 --> 00:22:47,291 You'll just have to be patient. 462 00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:49,453 There's a lot of different streaming services now. 463 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:52,593 Yes, there's a-too many streaming services. 464 00:22:52,598 --> 00:22:54,726 There's a streaming service for this-a, 465 00:22:54,731 --> 00:22:56,834 and streaming service for that-a. 466 00:22:56,839 --> 00:22:59,703 Pi Pi can't find his stuff-a. 467 00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:01,109 Why can't-a Pi Pi just have 468 00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:03,951 a one streaming service have-a everything? 469 00:23:04,111 --> 00:23:06,213 Pi Pi got a streaming service he like-a, 470 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,286 and then-a Pi Pi's stuff not on it. 471 00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:10,429 Pi Pi so confuse-a. 472 00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:17,421 Yeah, yeah, we're getting more supplies now. 473 00:23:17,426 --> 00:23:18,786 You guys just keep building boats. 474 00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:20,192 We'll be there fast as we can. 475 00:23:20,596 --> 00:23:22,352 Dude, I'm starting to think we took on too much. 476 00:23:22,356 --> 00:23:24,437 - It's okay. - It's not okay. 477 00:23:24,442 --> 00:23:26,312 We haven't even finished Karen's boats yet. 478 00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,140 I do not want to piss Karen off. 479 00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:30,147 Tolkien, I've told you, don't worry about Karen. 480 00:23:30,152 --> 00:23:31,742 Everything's gonna be fine. 481 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:42,148 Hello, boys. That's quite a haul you have there. 482 00:23:43,448 --> 00:23:45,918 My name is Mr. Cussler. 483 00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:47,891 I bought some property up here. 484 00:23:47,896 --> 00:23:49,597 I've been asking around, and, uh... 485 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:52,438 I believe you're the ones responsible... 486 00:23:52,443 --> 00:23:53,783 for these? 487 00:23:54,244 --> 00:23:56,890 - Maybe. - Fantastic little boats. 488 00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,656 I'm a big fan of your work. 489 00:23:58,661 --> 00:24:00,961 I have a nice stream going through my property, 490 00:24:00,966 --> 00:24:03,437 and I'd like you to make something for me. 491 00:24:03,795 --> 00:24:07,343 - Oh, we're-we're pretty, uh... - We're pretty loaded up, man. 492 00:24:07,348 --> 00:24:08,906 Oh, I'm sure you are. 493 00:24:08,911 --> 00:24:12,214 That's why I'd like to make you an exclusive deal. 494 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,757 I want 10,000 of your little boats, 495 00:24:14,762 --> 00:24:17,799 and I'll pay you $15,000. 496 00:24:18,028 --> 00:24:20,063 $15,000? 497 00:24:20,068 --> 00:24:23,578 But I'm gonna need them right away. Say three days? 498 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:26,109 I have... big plans. 499 00:24:26,114 --> 00:24:28,367 Dude, we can't make 10,000 boats in three days. 500 00:24:28,372 --> 00:24:29,974 We'll do it. 501 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:39,957 Cartman, come on, that looks like shit. 502 00:24:40,765 --> 00:24:42,100 Come on what, Kyle? 503 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,855 Look, I-I know we're making a lot of these, 504 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:46,246 but we still have to make them look nice. 505 00:24:46,543 --> 00:24:48,777 - Does it really matter? - Yes, it matters. 506 00:24:48,782 --> 00:24:50,645 The streaming services are paying for nice boats. 507 00:24:50,649 --> 00:24:52,716 They don't give a fuck, Kyle. 508 00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:54,582 They're gonna take everything they can get. 509 00:24:54,587 --> 00:24:56,371 Everyone knows, at the end of the day, 510 00:24:56,376 --> 00:24:59,121 there's only gonna be, like, three streaming services, 511 00:24:59,126 --> 00:25:01,106 so they, like, everyone just wants to have their shit 512 00:25:01,110 --> 00:25:03,478 on their stream and get bought out, you know? 513 00:25:03,483 --> 00:25:05,941 And they don't give a fuck how good anything is. 514 00:25:05,946 --> 00:25:08,581 And the people who made all the deals, they don't give a fuck 515 00:25:08,586 --> 00:25:11,089 'cause they're all gonna get fired anyway, you know? 516 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,625 And everyone working at this streaming service 517 00:25:12,629 --> 00:25:14,531 is now working over at that streaming service. 518 00:25:14,536 --> 00:25:17,754 No one gives a shit about what fucking goes on in it. 519 00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:20,076 Butters, I-I think you've had too many popsicles. 520 00:25:20,176 --> 00:25:22,546 Yeah, I think maybe I've had one too many popsicles. 521 00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,566 You guys, you guys, we did it. 522 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:27,518 What'd we do? 523 00:25:27,523 --> 00:25:30,441 We just got an offer for 10,000 boats. 524 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,281 It's $15,000, you guys. 525 00:25:32,286 --> 00:25:34,088 That's almost $3,000 each. 526 00:25:34,243 --> 00:25:36,645 - We're millionaires! - Whoo-hoo! 527 00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:39,207 Hey, hey, aren't you guys forgetting something? 528 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,458 Cartman's mom's surgery? 529 00:25:42,730 --> 00:25:44,266 Oh, right. 530 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,407 Well, what do you say, guys? 531 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:48,080 With this money, before we do anything, 532 00:25:48,085 --> 00:25:49,785 we pay for Cartman's mom's surgery. 533 00:25:49,790 --> 00:25:51,449 You definitely have my share, Eric. 534 00:25:51,454 --> 00:25:52,691 Mine, too. 535 00:25:52,988 --> 00:25:54,863 I really... 536 00:25:54,868 --> 00:25:57,504 really... don't fucking deserve you guys. 537 00:25:57,509 --> 00:25:59,245 Come on, let's get to work. 538 00:26:15,175 --> 00:26:17,777 Just how bad could the water situation get 539 00:26:17,782 --> 00:26:20,151 for Park County farmers this summer? 540 00:26:20,156 --> 00:26:21,858 A new study says this year's snowpack 541 00:26:21,863 --> 00:26:24,886 has almost completely melted, and, once again, 542 00:26:24,891 --> 00:26:26,871 ManBearPig is to blame. 543 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:29,212 That's right, Tom. It appears ManBearPig 544 00:26:29,217 --> 00:26:33,155 has done a lot more damage this year than originally predicted. 545 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,861 As the spring thaws continue, 546 00:26:34,866 --> 00:26:37,148 we simply aren't seeing that much water 547 00:26:37,153 --> 00:26:39,433 from way up on the mountain peaks. 548 00:26:39,438 --> 00:26:41,785 If ManBearPig is truly out there, 549 00:26:41,790 --> 00:26:43,574 then farmers might want to start looking 550 00:26:43,579 --> 00:26:46,449 at the state of that snowpack, Tom. 551 00:27:33,996 --> 00:27:37,996 _ 552 00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:49,565 _ 553 00:27:52,842 --> 00:27:54,911 Over here. 554 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,011 Here! 555 00:27:58,402 --> 00:28:00,837 What is all this? What happened? 556 00:28:00,937 --> 00:28:03,097 The housing market up here... 557 00:28:03,102 --> 00:28:04,379 it went crazy. 558 00:28:04,473 --> 00:28:06,341 We've just been selling properties 559 00:28:06,346 --> 00:28:08,248 without sleeping or eating. 560 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:10,805 This property here was the last to get an offer. 561 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,800 The seller countered, but we haven't heard back, 562 00:28:12,805 --> 00:28:14,550 and it's really a buyer's market. 563 00:28:14,555 --> 00:28:16,086 Who's buying it all? 564 00:28:16,186 --> 00:28:18,655 Some rich guy from the city. 565 00:28:19,937 --> 00:28:21,839 But we are currently taking backup offers, 566 00:28:21,844 --> 00:28:23,838 if you'd like. Do you have a broker? 567 00:28:23,843 --> 00:28:26,380 We are really the best in town. My coworker Janice 568 00:28:26,385 --> 00:28:29,354 sold over 100 listings in 72 hours. 569 00:28:31,323 --> 00:28:32,903 Look at this. 570 00:28:32,908 --> 00:28:35,150 They were right about ManBearPig. 571 00:28:35,155 --> 00:28:37,324 There's not nearly as much snow as last year. 572 00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:40,399 Yeah. There's a lot you can do with this property. 573 00:28:40,911 --> 00:28:42,439 It has explosive views 574 00:28:42,444 --> 00:28:44,646 and a southern exposure for those chilly winter nights. 575 00:28:44,651 --> 00:28:46,814 You can't sell all the land up here. 576 00:28:46,819 --> 00:28:48,455 Can't you see they just want the water? 577 00:28:49,158 --> 00:28:52,205 That's probably why they asked for the inspection contingency. 578 00:28:52,210 --> 00:28:53,978 We countered with an extra 20 days 579 00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:56,619 until close of escrow. We got them. 580 00:28:56,624 --> 00:28:58,360 There's no snow up here. 581 00:28:58,365 --> 00:29:00,627 There won't be enough water for South Park. 582 00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:02,971 You... 583 00:29:02,976 --> 00:29:04,822 You could have a walkout basement here 584 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,829 with room for an outdoor kitchen. 585 00:29:08,032 --> 00:29:10,604 Think of the entertaining potential. 586 00:29:11,365 --> 00:29:13,534 Do you like to entertain? 587 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:05,754 "Cussler Industries"? 588 00:30:07,655 --> 00:30:09,857 Huh? Huh? 589 00:30:09,862 --> 00:30:11,713 Oh! 590 00:30:44,324 --> 00:30:46,439 My streaming service! 591 00:30:51,759 --> 00:30:53,971 ? Happy surprise time ? 592 00:30:53,976 --> 00:30:55,577 ? To you ? 593 00:30:55,912 --> 00:30:59,149 ? Something's happened that's cool... ? 594 00:30:59,154 --> 00:31:00,768 What is this, Eric? 595 00:31:00,773 --> 00:31:03,776 ? Just sit down right here ? 596 00:31:03,781 --> 00:31:07,151 ? Your son has done something cool. ? 597 00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:08,604 Are you ready, Mom? 598 00:31:08,609 --> 00:31:11,145 Yes. What is it, sweetie? 599 00:31:14,036 --> 00:31:16,611 Wait a minute, Eric, what is this? 600 00:31:16,923 --> 00:31:20,380 Okay, hello, Mrs. Cartman. I'm Dr. Stevens. 601 00:31:20,385 --> 00:31:23,253 I understand you're interested in breast augmentation? 602 00:31:23,396 --> 00:31:24,731 That's right, she is. 603 00:31:24,736 --> 00:31:26,838 Well, there are a few options. 604 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,911 We prefer the saline implants now. 605 00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:30,724 They-they can be put either under 606 00:31:30,729 --> 00:31:32,279 the chest muscle or on top. 607 00:31:32,284 --> 00:31:35,568 Did you have any idea what size breasts you wanted to achieve? 608 00:31:35,573 --> 00:31:37,107 The largest size. 609 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:39,755 Eric, I've told you a hundred times, 610 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,263 I'm not getting a boob job. 611 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:45,685 Uh, I'm a bit confused here, Mrs. Cartman. 612 00:31:45,690 --> 00:31:49,083 Your procedure has already been completely paid for. 613 00:31:49,088 --> 00:31:51,482 - What? - Surprise! 614 00:31:51,487 --> 00:31:53,724 I raised all the money, Mom. It's done. 615 00:31:53,729 --> 00:31:57,499 No, Eric. I said I don't want breast implants. 616 00:31:57,547 --> 00:31:59,341 You said we couldn't afford it. 617 00:31:59,346 --> 00:32:00,847 I went out, and I worked every day, 618 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,732 and I got you the money for new tits, Mom. 619 00:32:02,737 --> 00:32:05,513 I'm fine with my body the way it is. 620 00:32:05,518 --> 00:32:08,287 You are, but rich guys aren't. Am I right, Doctor? 621 00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:10,368 Okay, uh, Mrs. Cartman, 622 00:32:10,373 --> 00:32:12,908 if you'd like to just go back up to the front office, 623 00:32:12,913 --> 00:32:14,771 they can refund all the money. 624 00:32:14,776 --> 00:32:18,247 No! No, Doctor, please, I live in a hot dog! 625 00:32:18,252 --> 00:32:20,552 Because he made me quit my job, 626 00:32:20,557 --> 00:32:22,200 and I promised myself 627 00:32:22,205 --> 00:32:24,675 I wouldn't give in to him ever again. 628 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,271 Get fake tits or else I'll call the police, Mom. 629 00:32:27,276 --> 00:32:30,357 Do what you want, Eric. I am done with this. 630 00:32:30,362 --> 00:32:31,825 Fine, then I'll run away. 631 00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:33,666 You'll just have to run away, then. 632 00:32:33,671 --> 00:32:35,068 I'll go live with Grandma. 633 00:32:35,073 --> 00:32:37,255 I'm sure Grandma would love that. 634 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:41,014 I've given in to you too many times, Eric. 635 00:32:41,019 --> 00:32:42,721 It stops now. 636 00:32:43,019 --> 00:32:46,186 You're not gonna give in, huh? We'll just see about that. 637 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,132 Doctor, keep those tits on ice. 638 00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:03,200 What is that? 639 00:33:04,037 --> 00:33:06,318 It's... it's a little boat. 640 00:33:07,065 --> 00:33:09,535 Stan, are you making stuff 641 00:33:09,540 --> 00:33:11,366 for other streaming services? 642 00:33:12,964 --> 00:33:15,467 Stanley? We had a deal. 643 00:33:15,857 --> 00:33:18,960 Are you making stuff for other streaming services, yes or no? 644 00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:21,686 Yes. This guy paid us a shitload of money. 645 00:33:21,691 --> 00:33:23,546 I paid you a shitload of money. 646 00:33:23,551 --> 00:33:25,202 Yeah, we make them for whoever pays us. 647 00:33:25,207 --> 00:33:27,042 We make stuff for Credigree, too. 648 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:28,516 For Credigree? 649 00:33:28,654 --> 00:33:30,489 They're the enemy, Stan. 650 00:33:30,494 --> 00:33:32,108 You live here. 651 00:33:32,113 --> 00:33:34,349 You're exclusive to Tegridy Weed. 652 00:33:34,871 --> 00:33:36,922 Everyone is fighting and trying to get rich, 653 00:33:36,926 --> 00:33:38,625 and we're just in the middle doing our thing. 654 00:33:38,629 --> 00:33:40,764 Doing your thing. Wow. 655 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,371 You're a fucking dick. 656 00:33:42,376 --> 00:33:44,144 How much money's enough, Stan? 657 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,632 Cock-sucking cunt. 658 00:33:45,637 --> 00:33:47,827 - What is going on? - Oh, nothing. 659 00:33:47,832 --> 00:33:50,001 Your son and his friends just made exclusive deals 660 00:33:50,006 --> 00:33:52,008 for multiple streaming services. 661 00:33:52,213 --> 00:33:53,247 Ugh. 662 00:33:53,252 --> 00:33:54,721 Oh, but I guess that's just Karen 663 00:33:54,726 --> 00:33:56,460 being Karen again, huh? 664 00:33:56,465 --> 00:33:58,843 Yeah, screw whatever Karen thinks. 665 00:33:58,848 --> 00:34:01,882 Maybe it's bad for business, but fuck Karen. 666 00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:03,919 Okay, I'm sorry. 667 00:34:04,464 --> 00:34:06,975 We're going to march right over to where this guy lives, 668 00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:08,882 and tell him that you can't possibly take on 669 00:34:08,887 --> 00:34:10,889 another streaming service without sacrificing 670 00:34:10,894 --> 00:34:13,772 - the quality of your product. - Rats. 671 00:34:30,721 --> 00:34:33,657 Well, Mom, I guess I'll be leaving now. 672 00:34:33,662 --> 00:34:35,664 Oh, really? Where are you going? 673 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,642 I can't do this anymore, Mom. 674 00:34:37,647 --> 00:34:40,366 If you won't listen to me, then I really don't have a choice. 675 00:34:40,371 --> 00:34:42,807 Well, I'm very sorry to hear that, Eric. 676 00:34:42,812 --> 00:34:45,147 I hope you take good care of yourself. 677 00:34:45,899 --> 00:34:48,497 Okay, well, I guess I'll just ask you one more time 678 00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:50,148 if you would please get fake tits. I know... 679 00:34:50,152 --> 00:34:52,483 I'm not getting breast implants, Eric. 680 00:34:52,866 --> 00:34:54,368 Okay, that's fine. 681 00:34:54,373 --> 00:34:55,935 So, you're running away? 682 00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:57,608 Oh, I'm not running away, Mom. 683 00:34:57,613 --> 00:34:59,722 No, that would be the easy way out. 684 00:34:59,727 --> 00:35:01,225 You remember when I told you how easy 685 00:35:01,230 --> 00:35:02,344 breast enhancement would be, 686 00:35:02,348 --> 00:35:04,889 and you said, "If it's so easy, why don't you do it?" 687 00:35:04,974 --> 00:35:06,676 Well, I'm taking your advice, Mom. 688 00:35:06,681 --> 00:35:09,483 If you won't get fake breasts, then I will. 689 00:35:09,617 --> 00:35:12,019 - What? - I've already paid the clinic, 690 00:35:12,024 --> 00:35:13,823 and I'll just tell them that the implants were for me. 691 00:35:13,827 --> 00:35:15,228 You know it's 2022, right? 692 00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:17,257 You know they do surgeries like this to kids now? 693 00:35:17,262 --> 00:35:19,819 Guess I'll just go and get fake tits, Mom. 694 00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:23,874 Well, Eric, I guess that's just your choice. 695 00:35:24,637 --> 00:35:26,600 Mom, I'm serious. It's 2022. 696 00:35:26,605 --> 00:35:28,344 They do these kinds of surgeries to kids now. 697 00:35:28,348 --> 00:35:29,682 Yes, I know. 698 00:35:29,975 --> 00:35:31,777 Okay, well, then I'm gonna go to the doctor, 699 00:35:31,782 --> 00:35:33,247 and I'm gonna go get breast implants. 700 00:35:33,251 --> 00:35:34,569 Okay. 701 00:35:35,678 --> 00:35:37,694 Okay, Mom, I'm going out the door. 702 00:35:37,699 --> 00:35:39,694 Okay, sweetie, be safe. 703 00:35:39,699 --> 00:35:41,249 Gonna go get fake tits now. 704 00:35:41,254 --> 00:35:42,956 If that's what you want, Eric. 705 00:35:42,961 --> 00:35:45,172 It's not what I want, it's what you're making me do, Mom. 706 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:47,436 Okay, honey, well, I love you. 707 00:35:50,012 --> 00:35:52,949 - Okay, well, I'll see you. - Bye, honey. 708 00:35:56,761 --> 00:35:58,225 Gonna go get breast implants. 709 00:35:58,230 --> 00:36:00,389 I'll come pick you up when you're done. 710 00:36:01,299 --> 00:36:02,796 Cool. 711 00:36:18,491 --> 00:36:20,225 Come on. 712 00:36:25,834 --> 00:36:26,983 Yes? 713 00:36:26,988 --> 00:36:29,796 Hello, we'd like to speak with Mr. Cussler, please. 714 00:36:29,971 --> 00:36:31,239 For what? 715 00:36:31,244 --> 00:36:33,479 Well, I want to let him know that my son here 716 00:36:33,484 --> 00:36:36,654 made a streaming deal that he had no business making. 717 00:36:36,659 --> 00:36:37,727 Didn't you, Stan? 718 00:36:37,732 --> 00:36:39,166 No, technically, no. 719 00:36:39,171 --> 00:36:40,764 Technically what? 720 00:36:40,769 --> 00:36:43,371 I'm afraid Mr. Cussler can't see you. 721 00:36:43,447 --> 00:36:45,335 Oh, really? Okay, well, 722 00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:48,310 you go and tell him that it's Karen Marsh, okay? 723 00:36:48,315 --> 00:36:50,350 And that I will talk to him right now. 724 00:36:50,427 --> 00:36:53,364 He can't talk to you because he's dead. 725 00:36:53,518 --> 00:36:55,020 What? 726 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:57,632 Mr. Cussler's body was found several hours ago. 727 00:36:57,637 --> 00:36:59,706 He was... attacked 728 00:36:59,711 --> 00:37:01,613 by ManBearPig. 729 00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:08,286 Everyone keep this area clear. 730 00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:09,859 I need casts of the footprints. 731 00:37:09,864 --> 00:37:12,801 Keep your radios down. We don't want the press showing up. 732 00:37:12,806 --> 00:37:14,273 What's going on here? 733 00:37:14,278 --> 00:37:16,085 Aw, shit, it's Karen. 734 00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:19,866 Hey, look, my son was in business with this guy. 735 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,968 You really think he was killed by ManBearPig? 736 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,307 Take a look for yourself. 737 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:26,358 Something tore him apart and shit in his face. 738 00:37:26,363 --> 00:37:28,131 Workers found him late this morning. 739 00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:30,116 The footprints are those of a pig, 740 00:37:30,121 --> 00:37:31,578 but the claw marks are those of a bear, 741 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:33,951 and the excrement, clearly that of a man. 742 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,836 Why would ManBearPig single him out? 743 00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:39,109 Apparently, this Cussler guy 744 00:37:39,114 --> 00:37:41,436 was taking advantage of the water supply. 745 00:37:41,441 --> 00:37:43,744 ManBearPig must've gotten some kind of vengeance 746 00:37:43,749 --> 00:37:45,483 for the rich guy's greed. 747 00:37:46,776 --> 00:37:48,382 Oh, no. 748 00:37:48,502 --> 00:37:50,837 Karen? What is it? 749 00:37:52,067 --> 00:37:53,268 Karen? 750 00:37:53,392 --> 00:37:54,858 It's just that... 751 00:37:54,863 --> 00:37:57,766 if ManBearPig was getting vengeance on Cussler, 752 00:37:58,008 --> 00:38:00,764 would he also want to come after my son? 753 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,209 Ah, yes. Come on-a in. 754 00:38:16,214 --> 00:38:17,600 It's a-open. 755 00:38:19,386 --> 00:38:21,991 Hello, Pi Pi. Do you have a minute? 756 00:38:22,030 --> 00:38:25,133 Oh, my good friend from-a Credigree Farm-a. 757 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:28,647 So nice a-you to visit. Mwah. Mwah. 758 00:38:28,652 --> 00:38:32,156 Look. Everything going good for-a Pi Pi water park. 759 00:38:32,161 --> 00:38:34,697 Everyone having fun. 760 00:38:35,143 --> 00:38:37,843 Yes, that's what I came to talk to you about. 761 00:38:37,924 --> 00:38:39,944 Pi Pi, I'm sorry, but... 762 00:38:39,949 --> 00:38:42,351 I'm going to have to cancel my streaming service. 763 00:38:42,577 --> 00:38:44,912 What? Cancel-a Pi Pi? 764 00:38:44,917 --> 00:38:47,319 The drought is worse than everyone thought. 765 00:38:47,324 --> 00:38:49,493 ManBearPig did a lot of damage this year and... 766 00:38:49,498 --> 00:38:51,734 I don't have enough water for my crops. 767 00:38:51,816 --> 00:38:54,485 Oh, that's too bad. 768 00:38:54,639 --> 00:38:58,076 It's too bad 'cause now you fucked, a-huh? 769 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:00,944 I need my water rights back, 770 00:39:00,949 --> 00:39:02,684 or else my farm won't survive. 771 00:39:02,944 --> 00:39:05,163 Oh, you make-a Pi Pi cry. 772 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:07,194 What-a you expect-a, huh? 773 00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:09,334 It's a drought everywhere. 774 00:39:09,339 --> 00:39:11,876 Why you think I buy your water? 775 00:39:12,118 --> 00:39:15,154 You can-a suck Pi Pi dick, huh? 776 00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:16,748 Hey, you son of a bitch. 777 00:39:16,753 --> 00:39:18,546 You knew what you were doing the whole time. 778 00:39:18,551 --> 00:39:20,351 You think I'm just gonna sit here and take it? 779 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,680 I'll call the water commissioner. 780 00:39:21,685 --> 00:39:24,249 Oh, no. No, you-you don't have to call him. 781 00:39:24,254 --> 00:39:25,856 He's right here. 782 00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:30,850 Afternoon, pal. 783 00:39:30,855 --> 00:39:32,710 How's the drought treating you? 784 00:39:34,035 --> 00:39:35,788 So, the water commissioner was working 785 00:39:35,793 --> 00:39:37,328 for you the whole time. 786 00:39:37,378 --> 00:39:40,085 Well, I don't have a problem kicking both of your asses. 787 00:39:40,090 --> 00:39:43,999 Oh, I'd be a little more worried about the other guy. 788 00:39:51,652 --> 00:39:54,147 ManBearPig. He's working for you, too? 789 00:39:54,152 --> 00:39:57,155 Everybody wants to get in the streaming business. 790 00:39:57,313 --> 00:39:58,695 You're the one who bought all the properties 791 00:39:58,699 --> 00:39:59,780 on the mountaintop. 792 00:39:59,785 --> 00:40:01,936 You just have it all figured out, don't you? 793 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:05,544 Yeah, looks like-a Pi Pi has it all pretty figured out. 794 00:40:05,549 --> 00:40:08,225 Goddamn it, I'm not gonna let you... 795 00:40:21,726 --> 00:40:23,828 I'm sorry, Pi Pi can't hear you. 796 00:40:53,105 --> 00:40:54,673 How is he? 797 00:40:54,678 --> 00:40:57,772 I believe he's coming to, Doctor. 798 00:41:01,737 --> 00:41:04,707 Hello, Eric. Just want to let you know everything went fine. 799 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,507 We're gonna let the anesthesia wear off 800 00:41:06,512 --> 00:41:08,447 a little more, and then we can let you go home. 801 00:41:10,019 --> 00:41:12,221 Okay. Um, cool. 802 00:41:12,226 --> 00:41:13,761 Well, you did it, Eric. 803 00:41:13,897 --> 00:41:16,066 I hope you're happier now. 804 00:41:16,071 --> 00:41:18,264 They all said you were very insistent. 805 00:41:18,269 --> 00:41:20,204 That you said you'd cancel them if they didn't 806 00:41:20,209 --> 00:41:22,288 put breast implants in one of us. 807 00:41:22,510 --> 00:41:24,069 I-I... 808 00:41:24,074 --> 00:41:26,076 I-I have fake tits? 809 00:41:28,783 --> 00:41:29,976 They said that tube 810 00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:32,374 is for draining blood while the swelling goes down. 811 00:41:32,714 --> 00:41:36,138 Your breasts are swollen now as a reaction to the implants. 812 00:41:36,866 --> 00:41:39,788 Okay, well, now that you see how serious I was, 813 00:41:39,793 --> 00:41:41,294 what're you gonna do now? 814 00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:44,269 I'm gonna go down and get some grocery shopping done. 815 00:41:45,097 --> 00:41:46,164 Mom? 816 00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:48,803 I will go to school like this. 817 00:41:49,253 --> 00:41:51,483 You're gonna have to give in at some point. 818 00:41:52,182 --> 00:41:53,624 Mom? 819 00:41:57,925 --> 00:41:59,889 Well, have you guys seen Butters or Cartman? 820 00:41:59,894 --> 00:42:01,711 - What the hell is going on? - I don't know, but we have 821 00:42:01,715 --> 00:42:03,351 a lot of boats to make, and recess is almost over. 822 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:04,749 You guys. You guys. 823 00:42:04,754 --> 00:42:06,556 There you are. What's wrong dude? 824 00:42:06,561 --> 00:42:09,960 Um, we need to stop making stuff for streaming services. 825 00:42:10,574 --> 00:42:11,718 What're you talking about? 826 00:42:11,723 --> 00:42:13,425 It's all getting really weird. 827 00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:16,200 The guy we made the deal with? He was killed. 828 00:42:16,205 --> 00:42:17,530 He was killed? 829 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,124 I think we got greedy. I got greedy. 830 00:42:20,182 --> 00:42:22,156 We should've never gotten involved in the streaming wars. 831 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,929 They've upset the balance of nature. 832 00:42:23,934 --> 00:42:25,264 Hey, whoa, whoa, Stan. 833 00:42:25,269 --> 00:42:26,870 We weren't greedy, okay? 834 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,377 We made the money for a good reason. 835 00:42:28,382 --> 00:42:29,583 Yeah, dude. Don't forget, 836 00:42:29,588 --> 00:42:31,190 everything we did was for a good cause. 837 00:42:31,397 --> 00:42:32,680 You guys. 838 00:42:33,108 --> 00:42:35,734 You guys, something is seriously wrong with my mom. 839 00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:38,515 She's acting crazy. 840 00:42:39,142 --> 00:42:41,297 Are any of your parents acting weird at all? 841 00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:45,313 Hey, fellas, are we making more boats for the... Whoa, hello! 842 00:42:45,318 --> 00:42:47,320 Jesus, what happened to you, Eric? 843 00:42:47,545 --> 00:42:49,477 Okay, okay, fine. I was hoping 844 00:42:49,482 --> 00:42:50,914 everyone would just be cool, 845 00:42:50,919 --> 00:42:53,399 but I guess we need to talk about the elephants in the room. 846 00:42:53,670 --> 00:42:55,338 This was not a choice. 847 00:42:55,391 --> 00:42:57,060 You guys, I... 848 00:42:57,065 --> 00:43:00,368 I live in a hot dog, okay? 849 00:43:00,594 --> 00:43:02,596 And all I want is to have a real home, 850 00:43:02,601 --> 00:43:04,946 and a room that is mine to sleep in at night. 851 00:43:04,951 --> 00:43:06,383 To... Is something funny, Clyde? 852 00:43:08,427 --> 00:43:10,063 Yeah, it's real funny. 853 00:43:10,068 --> 00:43:11,599 If I were you guys, I'd be super pissed 854 00:43:11,603 --> 00:43:13,369 at my mom because you worked hard for this money. 855 00:43:13,373 --> 00:43:15,075 All right, Cartman, stop fucking around. 856 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,446 Obviously, those aren't real. 857 00:43:16,451 --> 00:43:19,407 I didn't say they're real. They're not real. 858 00:43:19,412 --> 00:43:21,214 They're silicone implants surgically inserted 859 00:43:21,219 --> 00:43:22,329 under the chest muscle. 860 00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:24,297 Nobody believes you actually got fake tits. 861 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,039 These are real fake tits. 862 00:43:26,044 --> 00:43:28,368 Kenny, feel them. Go on. feel them. 863 00:43:34,006 --> 00:43:35,407 Those are fucking real, dude. 864 00:43:35,412 --> 00:43:37,024 - What? - Thank you, Kenny. 865 00:43:37,029 --> 00:43:38,894 Now, if we can all get our minds off fucking boobs 866 00:43:38,898 --> 00:43:40,930 for a second, something's happened to my mom. 867 00:43:40,935 --> 00:43:43,594 Mom? Mom, what's wrong? 868 00:43:43,835 --> 00:43:46,289 Mom, slow down, I can't understand you. 869 00:43:47,653 --> 00:43:49,454 What do you mean, Dad is missing? 870 00:43:50,257 --> 00:43:51,664 See? 871 00:43:56,697 --> 00:43:58,875 I want to congratulate you, Pi Pi. 872 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,282 It appears you've won the streaming wars. 873 00:44:01,997 --> 00:44:05,282 And I want to thank-a you for your service. 874 00:44:05,287 --> 00:44:07,852 It's been-a nice working with you. 875 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:10,516 You think it's over? 876 00:44:10,521 --> 00:44:12,442 You're gonna need me more than ever. 877 00:44:12,447 --> 00:44:15,235 Oh, but, uh, but I have-a everything I need now. 878 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:16,774 Water? 879 00:44:17,773 --> 00:44:19,809 You silly little guy. 880 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,813 You really think you own all the water now? 881 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:25,071 You know who actually owns the water? 882 00:44:25,299 --> 00:44:27,101 The State of Colorado. 883 00:44:27,255 --> 00:44:29,383 Every drop that rains from the sky. 884 00:44:29,388 --> 00:44:32,124 Your little water rights won't mean anything when Arizona 885 00:44:32,129 --> 00:44:35,165 comes knocking, when Kansas wants all their water. 886 00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:37,639 Oh, no. You make-a Pi Pi worry. 887 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,750 You're gonna need me for a long time, buddy. 888 00:44:41,142 --> 00:44:43,678 You know who really own the water? 889 00:44:43,778 --> 00:44:45,013 Nobody. 890 00:44:45,018 --> 00:44:46,469 Now, the people a Denver, 891 00:44:46,474 --> 00:44:48,376 they think they have-a plenty of water, 892 00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:50,683 so they gonna go and use it all. 893 00:44:50,925 --> 00:44:54,116 And when all the water is-a gone, 894 00:44:54,121 --> 00:44:57,375 there's only one thing left for people to use. 895 00:44:57,981 --> 00:45:01,704 The one thing that-a Pi Pi have more than everybody, huh? 896 00:45:04,924 --> 00:45:07,960 No, no, no. It's good. It's completely safe. 897 00:45:07,965 --> 00:45:09,563 Just a little salty, eh? 898 00:45:10,321 --> 00:45:12,625 You're planning on selling piss? 899 00:45:12,630 --> 00:45:14,598 It's-a, it's-a destiny. 900 00:45:14,603 --> 00:45:16,836 All the fresh water go bye-bye. 901 00:45:16,841 --> 00:45:19,777 Everybody gonna have to wash their clothes in pee. 902 00:45:19,782 --> 00:45:22,461 Brush their teeth in pee, no? 903 00:45:22,466 --> 00:45:24,835 And who has the most pee 904 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,808 in all the land-a? 905 00:45:27,122 --> 00:45:29,591 Only a psychopath would speed up climate change 906 00:45:29,596 --> 00:45:31,131 for his own profit. 907 00:45:31,136 --> 00:45:34,373 Yeah, well, you see, ManBearPig, 908 00:45:34,378 --> 00:45:37,485 eventually, he gonna kill everybody. 909 00:45:38,592 --> 00:45:40,977 He just gonna kill you first. 910 00:46:48,493 --> 00:46:49,852 _ 911 00:46:50,470 --> 00:46:52,067 _ 912 00:46:53,808 --> 00:46:56,586 _ 913 00:46:58,278 --> 00:47:02,055 _ 914 00:47:29,693 --> 00:47:37,693 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com