1 00:00:06,060 --> 00:00:07,959 Previously on "Younger"... 2 00:00:07,970 --> 00:00:09,709 I think Charles is gonna propose to Quinn. 3 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,218 - _ - I love him, Maggie. 4 00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:13,840 It's not right to stand in his way. 5 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:15,349 I don't think he's offering you enough. 6 00:00:15,350 --> 00:00:16,458 Really? 7 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:18,720 Everyone likes a push-up contest. 8 00:00:18,740 --> 00:00:20,625 Two... Agh! 9 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,459 - Dad? - I think he's having a heart attack. 10 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:24,417 I had the greatest doctor. 11 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:26,042 He saved my life. 12 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,840 Lauren, Denise, hey. 13 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:30,292 Good to see you guys again. 14 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:32,834 - I couldn't get on that plane. - What? Why? 15 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:34,860 Because I was with the wrong person. 16 00:00:53,540 --> 00:00:56,880 I know that our path has been rocky 17 00:00:58,010 --> 00:01:01,209 and that it's taken me a while to get here, but... 18 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:03,468 You don't have to explain anything. 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,938 I just know what makes me happy. 20 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:10,439 And to pretend anything else 21 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:13,240 would be just lying to myself. 22 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:17,540 I think I've told enough lies for the both of us. 23 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,800 Only the truth from now on. 24 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,125 Even if it hurts. 25 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,042 Only the truth. 26 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:43,500 I should do the walk of shame back to my apartment 27 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,880 before the girls wake up. 28 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:47,167 I'm sure things are already confusing enough. 29 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:50,148 I know. 30 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,360 Okay. Bye. 31 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:54,520 Bye. 32 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,292 Liza? 33 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:09,959 Hey. 34 00:02:09,970 --> 00:02:12,959 I... I was just dropping something off for your dad. 35 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:14,334 I'm so glad you're here. 36 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:16,378 Oh. 37 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:17,917 Me too, sweetheart. 38 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,440 Me too. 39 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,834 _ 40 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,709 _ 41 00:02:52,459 --> 00:02:57,459 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 42 00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:05,667 Someone didn't come home last night. 43 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:10,359 I know. Uh... 44 00:03:10,370 --> 00:03:12,468 It's a long story. 45 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,040 I was about to call the police at 2:00 a.m. 46 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:16,140 I mean, what happened? 47 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,780 Charles and Quinn take off to paradise, 48 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,250 and you spend the night in some dive bar somewhere? 49 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:24,478 Um... not exactly. 50 00:03:24,490 --> 00:03:26,160 Charles didn't get on the plane. 51 00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:31,218 Maggie, he told me that he loved me. 52 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:33,988 And... 53 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,334 It's Cass. 54 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:37,250 - Oh, hold that thought. - Okay. 55 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:38,540 Good morning, Cass. 56 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,400 Listen, Maggie, now that your career is blowing up, 57 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:43,628 thanks in no small part to yours truly, 58 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,209 I'd like my sculpture back. 59 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,740 Well, that's fair. It's here. 60 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,140 You can come pick it up anytime. 61 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,579 I don't have time to schlep to Brooklyn. 62 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:50,792 Can you send it to me? 63 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:53,349 And please sign it, 'cause now, it may actually be worth something. 64 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:55,878 Yeah, no, I'm not sending the sculpture. 65 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:57,792 Fine. Just bring it to dinner then. 66 00:03:57,810 --> 00:03:59,959 Wait, did I miss an invitation? 67 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:01,292 For what? 68 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:02,667 Dinner? 69 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:03,748 Oh. 70 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,834 Yeah, sure. I'll have dinner with you. 71 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:07,709 We'll figure everything out then. 72 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,959 My treat. I'll send you the deets. 73 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:14,042 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. 74 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:15,780 Cass. She wants to take me to dinner. 75 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,334 Like I owe her something. 76 00:04:17,350 --> 00:04:18,792 She wants to take you to dinner? 77 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:20,680 Yeah, we have a complicated history, Liza. 78 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:22,139 I mean, I don't think I need to explain 79 00:04:22,140 --> 00:04:23,179 that kind of thing to you. 80 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,360 All right, touché. 81 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:27,180 Anyway, I'm just glad that you're home safe. 82 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,180 And as far as the rest of the story goes, 83 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,500 may I just say, I don't understand straight people. 84 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,375 Y'all are crazier than the gays. 85 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,834 - Hey. - Hey. 86 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:46,960 So I got some interesting feedback 87 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:49,709 from some VCs this morning about INKubator. 88 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,125 VCs? When did that happen? 89 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:52,375 - Well... - Hi. Okay. 90 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:53,819 Dad is out of the hospital and doing great. 91 00:04:53,820 --> 00:04:56,120 Just a little myocardial infarction, but he'll be fine. 92 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:57,889 Thank you so much for your thoughts and prayers. 93 00:04:57,890 --> 00:04:59,319 - Thank God. - Oh, my God. I'm so glad he's okay. 94 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:00,330 I know, I know, I know. 95 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:02,320 But the big headline here 96 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:05,792 is that the doctor who saved his life was Max. 97 00:05:05,810 --> 00:05:07,250 Max Max? 98 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:09,834 Like, the guy you dumped for being basic? 99 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:12,542 Mm-hmm, and who I'm now having erotic dreams about. 100 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,419 Isn't this, like, too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence? 101 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:17,899 I feel like the universe is shaking me 102 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,300 and being like, "Wake up, girl! 103 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,420 "Just pay attention! 104 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:21,649 "The man saved your father's life 105 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:22,719 "and he made you spooge in your sleep. 106 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,459 Like, what more of a sign do you need?" You know what I mean? 107 00:05:26,610 --> 00:05:28,868 Sometimes life gives you a second chance. 108 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,740 God, Liza, you are so wise. How did I not see that before? 109 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:36,600 So... our investors from Chicago 110 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:39,459 are a mercurial bunch. 111 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:42,140 A few months ago, they decided not to commemorate 112 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,200 the hundredth anniversary of Empirical. 113 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,680 We're putting commemorative stickers 114 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,500 - on all of our fall releases. - Uh-huh. 115 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:50,000 And now they want to have a party. 116 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:51,500 - Next week. - What? 117 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,600 - Next week? - That's impossible. 118 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,879 Yeah, it's just an excuse to have an all-expense paid trip 119 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,542 to New York on the company's dime, 120 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,500 so even a small dinner is fine. 121 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,375 Let's not knock ourselves out. 122 00:06:01,390 --> 00:06:03,000 Wow. Okay. 123 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,999 And... 124 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:08,500 I'm not so hung up on birthdays anyway. 125 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,910 Isn't he supposed to be in Mustique with Quinn? 126 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,700 He missed the plane. 127 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,379 To be at the party. 128 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:20,000 Do you see? That's what I'm saying. 129 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:22,940 That's how the universe works. There are no accidents. 130 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,542 And this will not be a small party. 131 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,292 Let's see... 132 00:06:36,490 --> 00:06:37,980 _ 133 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,160 _ 134 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:49,042 Hi. 135 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,580 We have your dream writer, Azealia King, 136 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,820 waiting in the conference room 137 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,500 to discuss her new book with us. 138 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,288 Fantastic. 139 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:57,667 I'll be right there. 140 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,625 Okay. 141 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,778 Azealia, I have been in this business for a long time, 142 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:20,580 and rarely have I encountered a voice 143 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,709 as timely and as relevant as yours. 144 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,042 Thank you, but it's only been one book. 145 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:28,719 Three essays, four short stories, 146 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:31,100 and that free verse you did for Oprah's Vision Tour, 147 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,370 presented by Weight Watchers. 148 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:36,875 And I loved what I heard at INKubator the other night. 149 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,528 Oh, no. Oh, God. 150 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:42,209 I thought that was just a workshop thing. 151 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:43,720 I didn't know the suits were there. 152 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:45,206 Charles may be wearing a suit, 153 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:47,038 but he isn't a "suit." 154 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:50,200 He is a deeply creative and artistic soul. 155 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:52,709 That's what makes us different here. 156 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,478 Aww. 157 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:55,579 Let's cut to the chase. 158 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:59,542 Azealia doesn't like the big publishing company model. 159 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,049 She likes how you're breaking it. 160 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:05,080 Tearing down the old patriarchal structure, 161 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,760 - blah, blah, blah. - Yeah, I love this deal 162 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:10,500 where you drop a new chapter every week. 163 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,760 I love it too. And it's as old as Dickens. 164 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:15,860 He used to serialize his novels in the London newspapers. 165 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,720 I'm not sure the Victorian era 166 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:21,208 is the best reference for what we're doing here. 167 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:23,260 Whatever. I just cannot go back 168 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,039 to that old-school publishing model. 169 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:26,880 Then let us offer you an alternative 170 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:27,969 that we have been developing. 171 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:31,600 A paid app where the chapters drop weekly. 172 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,584 Or whatever time frame suits you. 173 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,334 With audio narration as an option. 174 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:40,375 It is an e-book and a podcast wrapped up together, 175 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:43,260 and we would launch the app with you. 176 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,334 There's a huge incentive to being first. 177 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:48,167 Like "House of Cards," Netflix. 178 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:49,739 Yeah, let's keep "House of Cards" out of this. 179 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:52,792 - It didn't end so well. - Uh, "Orange is the New Black." 180 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,969 Ooh, that's what got me streaming. 181 00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:55,700 - Right? - Well, we'd like to see this app 182 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,084 before we commit to anything. 183 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,209 Kelsey? 184 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:00,542 It's almost finished. 185 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,218 Maybe we could demo something by next week? 186 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:05,248 Sooner is better. 187 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:07,667 Azealias don't stay in bloom forever. 188 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,379 Honey, that shit is starting to get tiresome. 189 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:11,088 Sorry. I gotta be me. 190 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,720 Kelsey, could you give Azealia a quickie tour? 191 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,139 I just need a moment with these two. 192 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:17,167 Oh, it would be my pleasure. 193 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:19,459 And Liza, I will see you for lunch afterwards. 194 00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:20,584 Great. 195 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,375 - Thanks. - All right, see you in a sec. 196 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:29,250 So I have a proposition. 197 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:31,625 We are prepared to do what it takes here. 198 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,334 Oh, no, not her. She's as good as yours. 199 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:36,120 Yeah, the app thing's really got her fired up. 200 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,625 It's like you reinvented the wheel. 201 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,610 - Thank you. - I said reinvented. 202 00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:40,640 Charles is right. 203 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,709 Dickens did it first over a hundred years ago. 204 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,375 And podcasts are really just radio. 205 00:09:44,390 --> 00:09:46,209 Exactly. So good on you! 206 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:49,280 Anyway, since we're talking "everything old is new again," 207 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:52,667 I have an investment opportunity for you. 208 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,668 My boyfriend of 11 months, 209 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,959 the incomparably talented Austin Pinkner, 210 00:09:57,970 --> 00:10:01,084 has written a new musical. 211 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,500 There's a backers audition tonight. 212 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,900 Now, the theater world is hermetically sealed. 213 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,859 They don't welcome outsiders. 214 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:12,125 But I have convinced Austin to reserve you a tranche. 215 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:14,375 How much are they looking for? 216 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:16,542 I'll let you know. Don't get greedy. 217 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:20,042 Plus, it's always good to be in on the joke. 218 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:22,417 - What's the joke? - Come see it. We'll talk after. 219 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:24,167 Curtain's at 8:00. 220 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:29,375 Did I just agree to invest in a musical? 221 00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:30,917 Damn, he's good. 222 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,020 Hey. 223 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,740 - What's the big news? - Hey. 224 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,160 So Rob sent the INKubator proposal 225 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:48,250 to some of his VC friends just to get a valuation. 226 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,875 And this thing is worth way more than what Charles is thinking. 227 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:53,709 How much more? 228 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,834 I don't know, but there could be a bidding war. 229 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:58,459 This is our moment. 230 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:01,568 We are gonna leave Empirical and start INKubator. 231 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:02,920 And Azealia's gonna come with us. 232 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:04,419 I already talked to her after the meeting. 233 00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:06,660 Wait, shouldn't we at least give Charles 234 00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:09,039 the chance to match any offer? 235 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:11,375 Use the leverage to keep it in-house? 236 00:11:11,390 --> 00:11:15,230 Liza, you know how frustrated I've been at Empirical. 237 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:19,417 We both have. And I can't imagine how it's been for you, 238 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:20,780 working beside your ex 239 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,709 and seeing him with someone else. 240 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,358 That's the thing. 241 00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:26,840 Charles and I are... 242 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:31,167 finding our way back to each other. 243 00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:33,580 What? 244 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,667 How? 245 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,125 - When did this happen? - It just did. 246 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:39,469 And I know. 247 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,360 I know it seems crazy. 248 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:45,578 But I'm in love with him. 249 00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:47,609 And I love this company. 250 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:49,960 It has given me everything, Kels. 251 00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:52,709 I can't leave. 252 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,780 But I understand that you have to. 253 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,160 Yeah. 254 00:11:58,180 --> 00:12:00,028 This app is all you. 255 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,698 You have risked so much to make it happen. 256 00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:05,860 You deserve to fly. 257 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,250 So what does this mean for us? 258 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,399 We're gonna be competitors? 259 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:13,700 I don't wanna lose you like I lost Zane. 260 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,100 Kelsey, when we met, 261 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,439 you said you had my back. 262 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:19,750 And I never forgot it. 263 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,875 So believe me when I tell you I will always have yours. 264 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:30,792 This is business, so don't make me cry. 265 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,860 I know Charles is going to be disappointed, 266 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,959 but he'll understand. 267 00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:37,750 Just do me one favor, okay? 268 00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:40,420 - Of course. - Don't break the news to him 269 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,860 until after the Empirical anniversary party. 270 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,768 No problem. 271 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,669 I want him to enjoy it. 272 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,500 And I wanna celebrate it too. 273 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,209 My God. 274 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:59,042 Look how far we've come. 275 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:14,229 Did you ever think you'd be investing in Broadway? 276 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,750 I'm not sure this is investing. 277 00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:19,000 It's more like creative extortion. 278 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,667 Hello, friends 279 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,160 and deep-pocketed business associates. 280 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:32,084 First, I wanna begin by introducing you to the genius 281 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:36,125 behind what you are about to love, 282 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:39,375 the incomparably talented Austin Pinkner. 283 00:13:39,390 --> 00:13:41,667 Come on out here, handsome. 284 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,000 ? Thank you all for being here ? 285 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:44,219 ? I can't wait for you to see ? 286 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:46,625 ? Everything you see tonight was written all by me ? 287 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,659 ? Hey ? 288 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,125 Hey. 289 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:52,350 That was good. All right. You're not in the chorus anymore. 290 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:55,209 And now, without further ado, 291 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:58,608 I bring you... "Scamalot"! 292 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:03,709 _ 293 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:06,740 Blood tests. 294 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,080 Bahamas. 295 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,088 Hedge funds. 296 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,584 Soul sister. 297 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,125 Blood tests. 298 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,584 Bahamas. 299 00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,125 Hedge funds. 300 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,250 ? Soul sister ? 301 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:21,700 - Blood tests. - Bahamas. 302 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,899 - Hedge funds. - Soul sister. 303 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,584 - Blood tests. - Bahamas. 304 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,160 - Hedge funds. - Soul sister. 305 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,939 ? We are the scammers ? 306 00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:31,960 ? We're famous scammers ? 307 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:35,870 ? We earned your trust, but it's all a lie ? 308 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:37,379 ? We got discovered ? 309 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:39,334 ? Our cons were shuttered ? 310 00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:43,600 ? It's not our fault that you got shanghaied ? 311 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:46,880 ? I'm Elizabeth Holmes, and I promised folks ? 312 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,059 ? That I could study their blood ? 313 00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:50,875 ? But it was all a big hoax ? 314 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:54,960 ? I'm Billy McFarland, and I lied and conspired ? 315 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:58,420 ? To take all your cash for my festival, Fyre ? 316 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,440 Oh, yeah, baby! 317 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,500 ? I'm Bernie the banker ? 318 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,108 ? My net worth was amazing ? 319 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,009 ? 'Cause I stole from my clients ? 320 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:08,160 ? And made off with their savings ? 321 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,810 ? My girls call me Rachel ? 322 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,648 ? It's a lot to unpack ? 323 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,460 ? But I'm white as hell ? 324 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,750 ? But told the world I was Black ? 325 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:18,088 ? Stole tons of money ? 326 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,080 ? Betrayed their trust ? 327 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:24,410 ? Now here's a girl who's as awful as us ? 328 00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,110 - ? Though she didn't steal ? - ? Really? ? 329 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,640 ? And she sure ain't no killer ? 330 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,968 - ? Okay ? - ? She's one shady bitch ? 331 00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,084 ? It's Lizalot Miller ? 332 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,838 ? I had a kid ? 333 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,959 ? That's when I left the workforce ? 334 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:37,939 ? 18 years later ? 335 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:39,292 ? Plus one divorce ? 336 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:41,400 ? I needed a job, whoa ? 337 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,292 - ? But they said ? - ? You're too old! ? 338 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:47,250 ? Which led to the lie I so famously told ? 339 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:51,084 ? My secret's out now, and though it created a fuss ? 340 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:54,500 ? Ya gotta give it up for this girl from Paramus ? 341 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,209 ? Who would've thought ? 342 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,689 ? That just 'cause of my Cesarian ? 343 00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:02,125 ? I'd end up a lyin', cheatin', schemin' quadragenarian ? 344 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:04,268 ? We are the scammers ? 345 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,169 ? We're famous scammers ? 346 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:07,540 ? We're thieves and frauds ? 347 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,000 ? Give us what you've got ? 348 00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:11,908 ? We got discovered ? 349 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,678 ? Our cons were shuttered ? 350 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:17,334 ? It's not our fault that we scam a lot ? 351 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:18,420 Big finish! 352 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,680 ? It's not our fault ? 353 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,588 ? That we scam ? 354 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:29,791 ? A lot ? 355 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,875 Cesarian! 356 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:42,739 Well, at least the woman portraying you was talented. 357 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,540 Yeah. And that's some company I'm in. 358 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,334 Elizabeth Holmes and Bernie Madoff. 359 00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:50,060 As a condition of my investment, 360 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,370 I told Redmond that he would have to cut you from that number. 361 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,250 What did he say? 362 00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:57,167 "For a price, anything is possible." 363 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:58,667 You see? 364 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,625 What'd I tell you? It's extortion. 365 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,334 I'm not worth it. 366 00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:04,580 You are. 367 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,792 I'm gonna sleep at my place tonight. 368 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,250 - Okay. - Yeah. 369 00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:11,334 I love you. 370 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,160 I love you too. 371 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,790 - Here. - Oh. 372 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,880 Thanks. 373 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,920 - Good night. - Good night. 374 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,470 _ 375 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,000 _ 376 00:17:58,730 --> 00:18:00,499 _ 377 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,667 _ 378 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,410 _ 379 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,268 Seriously? You wanna have dinner in Harlem? 380 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,638 What'd you do, pick a restaurant 381 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,138 a block from your house? 382 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,938 No, it's not about who's paying. 383 00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:54,869 No... wait... I just... 384 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,839 whatever is good for you, okay? 385 00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:01,378 I told you, I am not bringing Kamila's tits to dinner. 386 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,680 Fine. I'll see you tonight. 387 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,640 - Cass? - Who else? 388 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,269 I mean, first she tries to kill my career, 389 00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:10,080 and now she's annoying me to death. 390 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,180 So I just got some crazy news. 391 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,820 I-I did something behind Charles's back 392 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,179 that hopefully he'll be happy about. 393 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,620 Oh, God, what'd you do to that poor man now? 394 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,740 I submitted his unfinished book, 395 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,499 "The Miseducation of Henry Cane," 396 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,938 to Yaddo. 397 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:27,620 - And, Maggie, he got in. - Yadda yadda what? 398 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,820 Yaddo, the prestigious writers' colony. 399 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:33,042 Everyone from John Cheever to Philip Roth, 400 00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:36,380 Jonathan Franzen, Flannery O'Connor, they've all spent time there. 401 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,500 The list, it goes on and on, and... 402 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,430 Wow. Well, obviously, we have different definitions 403 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,459 of the word "crazy." 404 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,758 What? 405 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:51,298 No, I don't have any food allergies. 406 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,898 Is this dinner or an inquisition? 407 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,600 Good morning. 408 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:09,709 Good morning. 409 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,250 I, um... 410 00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:17,050 I have something to confess, 411 00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:19,500 and I hope you won't be mad. 412 00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,398 Liza, as long as you are being honest, 413 00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:28,334 I can never be mad. 414 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:29,960 Okay. 415 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,038 A few months ago, 416 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:36,140 I secretly submitted your book, 417 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,459 blind, without your name, to Yaddo. 418 00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:41,580 And they accepted you. 419 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,450 Oh. 420 00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,499 Wow. 421 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,084 Um... 422 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,449 That is surprising news. 423 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,334 They recognized your talent. 424 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,530 I really hope you do this for yourself. 425 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,458 Take the time to finish your book, 426 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,917 even if it means we're apart for a few months. 427 00:20:57,970 --> 00:20:59,629 Excuse me. Kelsey. 428 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,270 Morning. 429 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:05,840 Have you had a chance to review 430 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:08,040 my proposal for INKubator? 431 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,540 I would love to make the announcement together 432 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,834 at the party. 433 00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:15,709 Um, Charles, it's the hundredth anniversary. 434 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,750 I don't wanna steal Empirical's thunder. 435 00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,148 Not at all. 436 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,917 You're making us more relevant. 437 00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:26,040 Hey, you told me not to say anything, 438 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:28,920 and I didn't, but I cannot have Charles make that announcement. 439 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:31,500 - I know. I'll take care of it. - I really need you to. 440 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,250 I will. I promise. 441 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,084 Amazing. 442 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,860 This entire company started 443 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,580 when my grandfather won the foreign rights 444 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,098 to a Fitzgerald short story 445 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:10,768 in a poker game. 446 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,238 Seriously? 447 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,860 Yeah. 448 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,500 Who could've imagined? 449 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,292 He was a disrupter. 450 00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:22,160 Like you and Kelsey, with INKubator. 451 00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:27,549 Before we go in, there's something that I need to tell you. 452 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,000 Something else? 453 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:38,280 Kelsey sent the INKubator proposal 454 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:41,209 to a bunch of VCs for valuation. 455 00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:46,500 Was this before or after she gave it to me? 456 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,038 I don't know. 457 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:49,539 But the bottom line is, 458 00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:52,250 Kelsey wants to take INKubator out on her own. 459 00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:53,660 I see. 460 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,220 I asked her not to tell you yet 461 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:59,379 because I didn't want anything to spoil your evening, but... 462 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:01,417 Kelsey's going to leave Empirical. 463 00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:04,584 And you? 464 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,750 I'm not going anywhere. 465 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,875 And I'm not leaving you. 466 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,059 Liza, I knew that Kelsey sent the proposal 467 00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,584 to outside investors. 468 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,417 You knew? Why didn't you say anything? 469 00:23:16,430 --> 00:23:19,042 I wanted to hear it from you first. 470 00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:21,950 Wait, so you were testing me? 471 00:23:21,970 --> 00:23:23,808 Maybe. 472 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,334 In a way, I was. 473 00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:29,042 But you passed. 474 00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:36,542 Come on. 475 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:46,620 _ 476 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,960 Oh, my God, I am so proud of us. 477 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:57,250 This feels like my Hot Mitzvah all over again. 478 00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,139 Can you believe it's been a hundred years? 479 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:02,500 Yeah, and you've barely been working here a hundred minutes. 480 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:05,960 Hey, say hello to my hot date. 481 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:09,740 - Denise! Hi. - Sweetheart, I am so impressed. 482 00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:12,292 I mean, all I wanna do is read, read, read. 483 00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:13,959 Okay, okay, calm down, Mommy. 484 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,499 You know, I really wanted to invite Max, 485 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,500 but he doesn't know we're back together yet 486 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,750 even though astrally, he gave me, like, the most amazing head. 487 00:24:20,770 --> 00:24:22,820 - Oh. - Honey, get out of your head. 488 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,740 - Call the man. - Okay, I know. 489 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,020 I'm just... I wanna find the most romantic spot for our reunion. 490 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,559 Ooh, why don't you "Sleepless in Seattle" him? 491 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,042 Invite him to meet you on the top of the Empire State Building. 492 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:35,875 No, I mean my generation's romantic spot, but... 493 00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:37,875 Serendipity. 494 00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:40,720 Because it is serendipitous 495 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,167 that you two bumped into each other. 496 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:45,260 Plus the frozen hot chocolate. 497 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,080 Yes! Mom! 498 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,740 You're a genius. Oh. 499 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,080 Oh, my God. It's Max. 500 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:53,598 He, um... he wants to meet me now. 501 00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:55,100 - Hospital cafeteria. - Okay. 502 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,125 But-but-but what about... what about the party? 503 00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:58,338 Lauren, go. 504 00:24:58,350 --> 00:24:59,979 Come on. Love can't wait. Go, sweetheart. 505 00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:01,450 - Go! - Okay, okay, okay. 506 00:25:01,470 --> 00:25:02,480 Oh, my God. 507 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,042 But make sure the DJ keeps the energy up, okay? 508 00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:07,460 So let's go have a shot? 509 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,667 Oh, yeah. 510 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,780 Juniper berries. 511 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,380 - Yeah. - It's made of juniper... 512 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,888 - juniper berries. - I like that idea. 513 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,560 Plant-based. You know what? 514 00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:18,740 I... 515 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,360 Seriously... seriously, though, 516 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:23,528 I really admire your ability to keep creating art. 517 00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:26,080 Oh, please. I mean, I have no choice. 518 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:27,750 It's the only thing I know how to do. 519 00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:29,229 I wanted to be an artist. 520 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,638 But I didn't have the guts. 521 00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:32,708 So I got into teaching instead. 522 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,180 Well, it's never too late. 523 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,292 I mean, you just have to be fearless. 524 00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:39,580 Oh, yeah, I think it is too late. 525 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,279 You are like everything I've always wanted to be. 526 00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:44,875 A true artist. 527 00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:46,318 Thanks, Cass. 528 00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:47,649 And that's probably why 529 00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:49,820 when I heard Kamila was hitting on you, 530 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,300 it was just too much for my fragile little ego. 531 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,900 - I'm so sorry. - Just stop. 532 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,540 You know what? You are too good for her. 533 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,360 Leaving her may be 534 00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,125 the best thing that ever happened to me 535 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,042 because I realized I was defining myself 536 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:04,917 by a hot woman and a prestigious-sounding job. 537 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,334 - Thanks. - Thank you. 538 00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:09,791 - I got it. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Split. 539 00:26:09,792 --> 00:26:11,625 - We'll split it. - Oh, please. 540 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,750 Here. Here, here. 541 00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:15,760 40 bucks? Really? 542 00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:17,020 I mean... 543 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,780 This barely covers the cocktails 544 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,950 before the wine came. 545 00:26:19,970 --> 00:26:21,079 Then give me the goddamn check. 546 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,919 - I said I was taking you. - Okay. 547 00:26:22,930 --> 00:26:25,750 It's the least I can do after almost ruining your career. 548 00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:27,459 And then reviving it. 549 00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,709 Oh, my. 550 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:31,792 I will Venmo you. 551 00:26:31,810 --> 00:26:34,968 Stop with that Venmo shit. I mean, like, I hate that. 552 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:37,100 How do you get the money out of the phone? 553 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,238 Oh, I don't know what it is. 554 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:40,808 I have no idea. 555 00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:42,440 I think it's a streaming service. 556 00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:52,260 - Hey, babe. - Hi. 557 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,459 Sorry I'm late. 558 00:26:54,470 --> 00:26:55,542 This is a great party. 559 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,119 Yeah. 560 00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:59,417 It's kind of like my farewell bash. 561 00:26:59,430 --> 00:27:02,828 It's all done. Charles knows. 562 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,667 Now we just have to figure out who to go with. 563 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,959 Ooh. 564 00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:08,959 These guys. 565 00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:12,084 They're basically tripling what Charles offered you on a first round, 566 00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,738 plus they've got a sick track record. 567 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,000 Think you've heard of Uber? 568 00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,208 Wow. 569 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:17,750 I love their valuation. 570 00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:21,580 Uh, what's the 20% participation 571 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,950 to the Triboro Building Corporation? 572 00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:25,959 Isn't that... isn't that you? 573 00:27:25,970 --> 00:27:28,334 Yeah, that's my piece for putting the deal together. 574 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:32,760 You're not an investment bank. 575 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:35,084 - You just sent the email. - Exactly. 576 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,959 My connections have value. 577 00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:38,584 Are you serious here? 578 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,478 Babe, if you don't wanna do it, don't do it. 579 00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:42,709 Stay with Empirical. No one's forcing your hand. 580 00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:45,340 But I'm not gonna get screwed here either. 581 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,125 Well, what do you think you're doing to me? 582 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,500 Geez, I thought you'd be thrilled. 583 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,529 You know that if I was offering this deal to a guy, 584 00:27:51,530 --> 00:27:55,584 - there wouldn't even be a question. - What are you saying? 585 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,269 Just that I feel like you want special privileges for being a woman. 586 00:27:58,270 --> 00:28:01,218 - No offense. - Oh, none taken. 587 00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:03,019 But you can take your percentage 588 00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:05,417 and shave it up your misogynistic ass. 589 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,320 - Excuse me. - Oh. 590 00:28:17,110 --> 00:28:19,220 What exactly did you say to Charles? 591 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,375 The truth, like you asked me to. 592 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,720 I don't think those outside investors 593 00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:25,167 are going to amount to anything. 594 00:28:26,210 --> 00:28:28,875 And also, I have the absolute worst taste in men. 595 00:28:28,890 --> 00:28:30,334 Yeah, I know. 596 00:28:31,030 --> 00:28:32,800 Hey, look, Charles isn't mad. 597 00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:36,000 Just go up and give a speech 598 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,950 about how much you love Empirical. 599 00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:40,258 Yeah, you're right. 600 00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:41,658 You're right. 601 00:28:41,670 --> 00:28:43,375 That's what I'm gonna do. 602 00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:53,000 Excuse me. Is this on? 603 00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,940 Excuse me. Uh... 604 00:28:54,970 --> 00:28:56,834 Oh, hi. 605 00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:58,625 Hi. 606 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,084 Kelsey Peters here. 607 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,720 I just wanna express my gratitude 608 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:06,849 for being part of such an amazing story 609 00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:08,875 and publishing history. 610 00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:15,658 Books, literature, stories have always been a passion of mine. 611 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:20,668 I grew up reading the great authors published by Empirical. 612 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,440 Never once in my dreams did I think 613 00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:26,792 that I would be lucky enough to actually work here 614 00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:29,375 and help a generation 615 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:31,639 of new writers find an audience. 616 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,875 Charles... 617 00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:41,249 the day I met you was the luckiest day of my life. 618 00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,125 You took a chance on a young girl 619 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:49,020 with little more than enthusiasm 620 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,875 and an English degree from a second-rate college. 621 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,738 To this day, I don't know why you chose me. 622 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,250 I can't imagine a more brilliant mentor. 623 00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:08,300 You inspire me every day 624 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,718 with your determination and passion 625 00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:13,959 and genuine love for what you do. 626 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:18,790 And if I've learned one thing from you, 627 00:30:18,810 --> 00:30:20,828 it's that in order to succeed, 628 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,459 you must take a risk. 629 00:30:22,470 --> 00:30:25,500 And that's why I'm ready to take one of my own. 630 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:29,040 You're my family. 631 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:30,810 You always will be. 632 00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:35,850 But it's time for me to write my next chapter. 633 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:41,978 And just know that no matter what my future holds, 634 00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:43,580 I owe it all to you. 635 00:30:52,630 --> 00:30:54,334 I'm happy for her. 636 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:59,000 I... I guess she really did get her funding. 637 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:02,880 Yeah, I guess she did. 638 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,240 Thanks for dinner. I had a really nice time. 639 00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:15,609 I had a great time too. 640 00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:18,660 So nice to make a new friend. It's not easy at this age. 641 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,584 - Yeah. Well, this is me. - Oh. 642 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,240 Uh... 643 00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:24,400 - Good night. - Good night. 644 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,334 I really like you, you know that? 645 00:31:30,070 --> 00:31:32,167 I really like you too. 646 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,792 And you still owe me a pair of tits. 647 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:38,292 You know where to find 'em, hot stuff. 648 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,959 And don't forget, be fearless. 649 00:32:01,709 --> 00:32:03,750 Wait. 650 00:32:03,770 --> 00:32:05,250 Is everything okay? 651 00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:06,470 Yeah. 652 00:32:09,330 --> 00:32:11,417 What was that for? 653 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,030 I was just taking your advice. 654 00:32:13,050 --> 00:32:14,080 Being fearless. 655 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,959 Oh. 656 00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:32,042 English breakfast tea. Two Splendas, right? 657 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:33,792 Oh, my God, you remember. 658 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,810 Of course. 659 00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:36,750 I remember everything about our time together. 660 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,700 Max, I have not been able to stop thinking about you 661 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,280 since you saved my father's life. 662 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:50,209 Oh, it's nothing a first-year resident couldn't have done. 663 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:53,179 Yes, but you did it, and I... I don't know. 664 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:57,148 I just feel like it's the universe's way of bringing us together. 665 00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,500 Lauren, there hasn't been a day I haven't thought about you. 666 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,900 And at first, it was because I was hurt. 667 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,200 - But... - Yeah. 668 00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:07,458 Then I thought about how authentically you lived your life, 669 00:33:07,470 --> 00:33:11,328 and whenever I had an issue, I thought, 670 00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:13,125 WWLD? 671 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:15,120 What would Lauren do? 672 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:18,999 Oh, my God, Max! I'm gonna cry. 673 00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:22,667 And I thought Lauren would trust her real, honest feelings 674 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,820 and would never question anything 675 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,459 that stretched the capacity of the human heart. 676 00:33:27,470 --> 00:33:28,840 No. Never. 677 00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:31,080 That's why I'm so happy we found each other again. 678 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,750 - Oh, my God, me too. - I have been dying... 679 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,709 to introduce you to my fiancé. 680 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,658 Wh... 681 00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:46,084 Hi, Lauren. I have heard so much about you. 682 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:47,417 - Hey. - Hey. 683 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,000 You know, but I never imagined petite. 684 00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:53,875 I always thought you'd be a little more... you know... 685 00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:56,080 - Zaftig? - Yeah. 686 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,542 Ah. 687 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,625 Well, I am Shelley Winters on the inside. 688 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,917 I told you. I told you she's funny. 689 00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:05,709 So how did you two... 690 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,689 Oh, well, I had my eyes on this one 691 00:34:07,690 --> 00:34:08,719 - for years. - Aww. 692 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:11,360 So I wanna thank you 693 00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:14,720 for encouraging this fabulous man 694 00:34:14,740 --> 00:34:16,500 to be exactly who he is. 695 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,667 Aww. 696 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,759 I'm kvelling. 697 00:34:19,770 --> 00:34:23,709 I mean, gay men are really the only guys I can get behind. 698 00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:27,308 And actually... 699 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,908 I would be more than happy to get behind both of you. 700 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,625 Are you open? 701 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,940 She's so funny. 702 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,300 - She's not kidding. - Yeah, no, I'm not kidding. 703 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,080 Come on, guys. 704 00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,540 WWLD? 705 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,630 Nice night. 706 00:35:00,650 --> 00:35:02,080 Yeah, it really was. 707 00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:09,400 You're gonna have your hands full without Kelsey. 708 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:10,918 I know. 709 00:35:10,930 --> 00:35:13,488 It's gonna be weird having her as a competitor. 710 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,660 Oh, I think your friendship can handle it. 711 00:35:20,790 --> 00:35:22,625 I'm just glad you told me. 712 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:25,334 Yeah, me too. 713 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:34,680 - Good night. - Good night. 714 00:35:45,330 --> 00:35:46,375 Hey. 715 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,058 If I hadn't gotten into Yaddo, 716 00:35:51,070 --> 00:35:52,959 would you have let me know? 717 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,180 Um... 718 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,850 I don't know. 719 00:35:59,870 --> 00:36:01,542 Maybe not. 720 00:36:03,470 --> 00:36:05,738 Yeah. 721 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:07,708 Yeah, why bother? 722 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,920 Since I didn't even know you applied. 723 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:15,420 Would've just been your little secret. 724 00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:21,084 Right. 725 00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:28,358 Hey. 726 00:36:34,510 --> 00:36:36,750 We're not gonna make it, are we? 727 00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:47,989 I don't think so. 728 00:37:15,220 --> 00:37:17,800 So now I have this amazing company 729 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,808 and no investor. 730 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,020 Can't believe I didn't realize 731 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,548 Rob was such a manipulative tool. 732 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,625 Oh, I could've told you that. 733 00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:27,980 But unfortunately, that's the opinion 734 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,500 you've always had of me, so... 735 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,292 Clare, I am so sorry. 736 00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,625 I hope that you can forgive me. 737 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,159 I do. 738 00:37:38,170 --> 00:37:40,020 I'm just... 739 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,830 I'm sorry you had to find out the hard way. 740 00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:44,542 Forgive me for getting so upset? 741 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,084 Oh, my God, you had every right to be. 742 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:49,780 And I'm only staying here a short time. 743 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,960 - I promise. - Well, when you get tired 744 00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:54,448 of listening to Gemma cry all night here, 745 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,459 you can always come and listen to her at my place. 746 00:37:56,470 --> 00:37:59,625 I've got a fold-out couch that's pretty comfy. 747 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,292 Thank you. 748 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,360 Oh, of course. 749 00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:07,290 After all, we tunnel sisters have to stick together. 750 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,098 - Right. - Bye, Gemma. 751 00:38:11,110 --> 00:38:13,584 - Bye. - Come get her tomorrow, Daddy. 752 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,625 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 753 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,960 Let's go. 754 00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:21,160 - Bye. - Bye. 755 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,700 She's pretty great. 756 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,008 Yeah. 757 00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:28,900 You know, her pull-out might be more comfortable 758 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,280 than sleeping in bed with Lauren. 759 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,910 Um... 760 00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:33,120 Yeah, about that. 761 00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:34,600 I kinda think you and Lauren 762 00:38:34,620 --> 00:38:36,370 should just have this place for yourselves. 763 00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:37,820 What? 764 00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:40,640 Where are you gonna go? 765 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:43,600 Um... Landlord here's going through a pretty nasty divorce 766 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:47,239 and needed to sell quickly, so I put in an offer. 767 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,250 What? 768 00:38:48,270 --> 00:38:49,542 Mm-hmm. 769 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,380 - Like, on the whole building? - Uh-huh. 770 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,000 It's four apartments plus Inkburg, so... 771 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:56,292 That's amazing. Josh! 772 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,440 And amazingly expensive. 773 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:00,542 A whole entire building in Williamsburg? 774 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,625 Yeah, well, I mean, I'm doing pretty well, so... 775 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,760 - Oh. - Plus it's, like, an insane deal. 776 00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:06,040 I couldn't say no. 777 00:39:07,090 --> 00:39:08,840 I could always just pull the offer 778 00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:13,290 and invest in you and your company. 779 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:14,320 I'm serious. Come on. 780 00:39:14,350 --> 00:39:16,917 Hey, I really believe in you, Kels. 781 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:19,292 That means so much to me. 782 00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:22,268 But I can't let you do that. 783 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,292 I'm gonna figure it out, I promise. 784 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,060 Okay, I gotta go downstairs and open up, 785 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,220 but if you need anything, holler, neighbor. 786 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:34,709 Okay, landlord. 787 00:39:45,270 --> 00:39:46,788 No way. 788 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,689 No way. 789 00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:01,938 Wow. 790 00:40:01,950 --> 00:40:03,380 Where did that come from? 791 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,750 Um... 792 00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:09,459 Belonged to my grandfather. 793 00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:11,248 - It's beautiful. - Hmm. 794 00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:13,375 Did he win that in a poker game too? 795 00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:17,858 Uh. No. 796 00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:20,334 But he did give it to me when I went to college. 797 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:24,250 I actually banged out the first half of "Henry Cane" on this thing. 798 00:40:25,470 --> 00:40:31,438 Something about striking the keys inspires me. 799 00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:34,375 It's like playing an instrument. 800 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,008 I love it. 801 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:37,459 It's very old-school. 802 00:40:37,470 --> 00:40:38,878 Yeah. 803 00:40:38,890 --> 00:40:40,280 Well, that's me. 804 00:40:42,090 --> 00:40:43,792 Old-school kinda guy. 805 00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:48,500 Um, Liza, sit down. 806 00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:02,458 We need to talk about the working arrangement here. 807 00:41:02,459 --> 00:41:04,700 Uh... 808 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:09,730 I think that as Empirical goes into this next chapter, 809 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,625 I'm gonna have to make some changes. 810 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,360 I was thinking the same thing. 811 00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:15,917 I figured you'd want me to tender my resignation. 812 00:41:15,930 --> 00:41:18,079 Well, um... 813 00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:20,875 you know I would give you the best references. 814 00:41:20,890 --> 00:41:22,750 I appreciate that. 815 00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:24,720 But we're not gonna do that dance again. 816 00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:27,680 Kelsey is gone, 817 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:30,680 and I need someone to run this place 818 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:33,167 while I am at Yaddo. 819 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,084 Seriously? 820 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,500 Yeah. 821 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,792 And maybe longer, 822 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,790 depending on how things go. 823 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:47,042 I've spent enough years looking over other writers' shoulders. 824 00:41:47,060 --> 00:41:50,000 You don't think it's too late to start a second career, do you? 825 00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:52,200 Never. 826 00:41:56,270 --> 00:41:57,958 Charles... 827 00:42:02,070 --> 00:42:03,584 Thank you. 828 00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:05,580 No, Liza. 829 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,625 Thank you. 830 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,400 - No. - Yes. I was sandwiched between them. 831 00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:23,334 Okay. 832 00:42:23,350 --> 00:42:25,060 - Girl, work. - So you... Stop! 833 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,834 So you don't have just one guy, you have two. 834 00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:30,140 - Yes. - So are you in a throuple? 835 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,719 Liza, throuple, no. 836 00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:34,375 No, no, no, no, no. That is so your generation. 837 00:42:34,390 --> 00:42:37,579 Listen, I am free and I am happily non-heteronormative. 838 00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:38,589 Well, honey, stay that way 839 00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:40,720 because when love finally bites you in the ass, 840 00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:42,309 there ain't nothing you can do about it. 841 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:45,060 Wait a minute, did I just hear you say you're in love? 842 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,709 I don't know. I don't know. 843 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:49,060 But you know what they say about love and hate. 844 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,920 It's two sides of the same coin. 845 00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:52,500 And, you know, I guess that means 846 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,200 there's gotta be something there. 847 00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:56,680 Ahh! To Maggie in love! 848 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,460 Yes! To Maggie in love. 849 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,900 Oh, I'm gonna be miserable for the rest of my life. 850 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,088 Ugh. Hi, guys. Oh, my God. 851 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:05,288 I'm so sorry I'm late. 852 00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:06,417 I just heard the news. 853 00:43:06,430 --> 00:43:08,042 Congratulations! 854 00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:09,260 I couldn't be happier. 855 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,623 Yes, say hello to the new editor in chief of Empirical. 856 00:43:12,624 --> 00:43:14,200 - Whoo-hoo! - Thank you. 857 00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:17,709 Thank you. Whose first order of business is hiring you back. 858 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:21,125 Okay, well, I actually have some news of my own. 859 00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:23,620 I found a backer for my company. 860 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:24,980 - Oh, my God. - Fantastic. 861 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Yes, they heard about it and just contacted me out of the blue. 862 00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:30,918 - Who? - It's someone we've worked with for years. 863 00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:34,540 Who loves and supports women and female voices, 864 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,780 and they've been right under our nose this entire time. 865 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,399 I can't believe I didn't think to ask! 866 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,917 - Who? Kelsey! - Come on! Give it up! 867 00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:42,625 Hello Sunshine. 868 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,292 - What?! - Reese Witherspoon's company. 869 00:43:45,310 --> 00:43:48,360 They love me, and they love my business plan. 870 00:43:48,380 --> 00:43:51,542 They wanna take a huge equity stake in INKubator. 871 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,079 - Kelsey, this is incredible! I knew... - This is awesome! 872 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,330 There's one catch. 873 00:43:55,350 --> 00:43:57,292 You have to play "Legally Blonde" on a loop? 874 00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:01,820 The company is not gonna be based in New York. 875 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,709 So I'm moving to Los Angeles. 876 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:09,140 Okay. I'm shook. 877 00:44:09,170 --> 00:44:12,209 Uh. But I am so proud of you, baby. 878 00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:13,959 Yes. I'm coming to visit. 879 00:44:13,970 --> 00:44:15,400 Get a pool. 880 00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:17,790 And I am going to get us another round of drinks. 881 00:44:17,810 --> 00:44:22,750 - Please. - Kelsey, this is so... amazing. 882 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,280 - All right. - Ahh, it's fabulous! 883 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:28,080 How did this happen? 884 00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:31,625 Hi. Excuse me? Sir? 885 00:44:33,042 --> 00:44:34,250 Sir? 886 00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:37,950 Hello? Hello! 887 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,049 Ah. 888 00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:42,580 Hello! 889 00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:45,519 - I need some help over here. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. 890 00:44:45,530 --> 00:44:47,319 You don't wave a shoe. 891 00:44:47,330 --> 00:44:48,959 - Oh. - You never wave a shoe. 892 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,834 You know, in Thailand, that's considered a capital offense. 893 00:44:53,310 --> 00:44:54,667 And you've been to Thailand? 894 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,375 Ah, no. But I have been to Myanmar. 895 00:44:57,390 --> 00:44:58,584 Which used to be Burma. 896 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,375 - Back in the day. - I knew that. 897 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,584 Sorry. I didn't see you there. 898 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,417 Really? 899 00:45:08,310 --> 00:45:09,780 Because you know what? 900 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,042 I've been right here, by your side, 901 00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:17,220 all along. 902 00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:25,620 So are these real, or... 903 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,879 - Yeah. - Can you wash 'em off? 904 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,009 Um... 905 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:30,598 I mean, this arm is actually all fake. 906 00:45:30,610 --> 00:45:32,480 None of these are real. 907 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,239 - None of those are real? - This is all real. 908 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,125 Oh, so you could technically wash all those off. 909 00:45:51,209 --> 00:45:56,200 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --