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- Previously on Young Sheldon...
- George?

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- Roy.
- You work here now?

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Yeah, just nights and weekends

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since you and the boosters
are gunning for my neck.

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- What's going on?
- I'm pregnant.

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People are talking about Georgie.

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Maybe take some time off.

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Focus on things at home.

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Are you firing her?

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Is that really necessary?

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I believe it is.

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I've heard people say fathers
are the real superheroes.

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My dad couldn't fly

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or bend steel,

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and you would not want
to see him in Spandex.

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But like Superman,

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he had his Fortress of Solitude.

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Can I get another?

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Hey, George.

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Great.

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Come on, now, don't be like that.

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Let me buy you a beer.

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I don't need your beer and
don't act like we're friends.

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Just being nice.

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Right. You try to get me fired,

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and then buy me a beer,
and everything's good.

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George, the whole damn town
knows your team's a disaster.

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Is that so?

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Should I take a poll?

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You should go back to your table.

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I don't want to kick a
man when he's down.

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Oh, I ain't down.

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I hate to tell you. But, yeah, you are.

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Yeah, you better walk away.

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This is why the only bar I
frequent is the Genius Bar

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at the Apple Store.

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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What is that?

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A bug bite?

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Hello, allow me to introduce myself.

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I am Acne Vulgarus.

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More commonly known as the pimple.

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Frankly, neither name paints
a very pretty picture,

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but such is the life of a pustule.

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And this is my longtime colleague, Pus.

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Now, we're usually associated with,
uh, ugliness and discomfort,

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but I would argue we're
actually a symbol of growth.

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In this case, Sheldon Cooper's ascent...

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or descent... into adulthood.

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Kind of a signpost that says,

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"You are now entering puberty."

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- Yeah, like that.
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Doesn't look like a bug bite.

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It's probably a pimple.

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It's not, I don't get those.

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As you might expect, we pimples are
not very fond of popping things,

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but I was about to burst
this young man's bubble.

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- Oh, yeah, that's a zit.
- No, it's not.

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- My hygiene is impeccable.
- Zit.

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Everybody gets 'em
sooner or later, baby.

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I'm not everybody.

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No one is ever happy to see me.

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My therapist says that's
their problem, not mine.

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But, honestly, it hurts.

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Pus?

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This is supposed to be a safe space.

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So I ran into Roy last night.

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Okay.

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Sounds like I'm done here.

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- He said that?
- Basically.

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It's probably that coach from Carthage.

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Actually... it's not.

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What's going on?

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I got offered the job.

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- Wayne.
- I-I didn't answer yet.

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I wanted to talk it over with you first.

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What's to talk about?
You want it, right?

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Well, yeah, but... but
not behind your back.

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I'll make it easy for you.

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That did not make it easier.

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Morning, George.

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I know what's going on.

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I'm sorry.

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I did everything I could.

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- You know I'm on your side.
- Yeah, right.

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We still want you to
finish out the year.

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I'm not doing that. I quit.

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Come on, George.

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Is there a chance I keep my job?

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No.

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Then at least let me
leave on my own terms.

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All right.

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I'll take a beer.

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Celebrating a win?

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No, I've been losing all morning.

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Couple more of them,
you won't give a crap.

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Let's hope.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Making extra money.

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Are you crazy?

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You're gonna get us all arrested.

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You're paying off the cops, ain't you?

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For gambling.

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You start selling liquor
without a license,

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you're asking for trouble.

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I'm having a baby. I need cash.

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Well, think of something else.

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Well, can I have a raise?

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Are you selling that or drinking it?

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Give me that.

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Hey.

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How is this empty already?

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It was my lunch.

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This is... just a pimple.

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Well, how can you be
sure it isn't chickenpox?

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Or smallpox? Or monkeypox,

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which I know sounds
made-up, but is very real.

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Have you been near any monkeys?

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- No.
- Try benzoyl peroxide.

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It's over the counter.

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Oh, no, not... benzoyl peroxide.

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I'm melting!

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I'm melting!

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Give me a break.

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But a pimple is a sign of puberty,

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and I'm showing no other indicators.

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No armpit or chest hair,
and I have so little interest

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in the opposite sex, I barely
noticed you're a woman.

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Thank you.

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What are you doing home?

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I quit my job.

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What? Why?

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The school offered it to Wayne.

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I wasn't gonna sit around
waiting to get fired.

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Oh.

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- You doing okay?
- No, Mary, not really.

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We're standing here
without jobs in a house

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we're not done paying for.

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Well, you're still working
at Ballard's, right?

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That ain't gonna cover the mortgage.

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We've been through tough spots before.

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We'll figure it out and...

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I know you don't want to hear it,
but I've been praying on this...

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You're right. I don't want to hear it.

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Dr. Linkletter, may I speak with you?

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If I say no, will you leave?

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No.

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Then why even ask?

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It's called manners.

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What do you want?

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I was hoping we could discuss puberty.

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Then allow me to dash your hopes. No.

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But I think I may be entering it,

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and I would like to talk about it,
man-to-blossoming-young-man.

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Wouldn't you rather talk to your father

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or a schoolmate or
literally anyone else?

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But you went through it once.

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Sure, it was a long, long time ago,

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but I'm assuming the
basics haven't changed.

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Hold that thought.

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Okay, so, what's the problem?

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I wanted to talk with Dr.
Linkletter about puberty.

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And I wanted to avoid litigation.

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Hey, if we can't sell beer,
what about cigarettes?

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We could make money

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and keep people from
leaving to go buy more.

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That's not a bad idea.

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I could go down to Walmart,
buy some cartons.

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- We could mark 'em up like crazy.
- Mm-hmm.

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Reminds me of when I was young

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and we used to go down across the border

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and get 'em cheap in Mexico.

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How cheap?

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Well, between the taxes and the peso,

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practically nothing.

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Let's do that.

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I'm not driving to Mexico.

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I don't need you. I'll go.

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Where do I go?

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- I'm not telling you.
- Why?

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'Cause you're dumb in this country.

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God knows what you are anywhere else.

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Fine. I'll just head south
and see where it takes me.

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I'm impressed you knew it was south.

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But what if it's scratchy and
it's all I can think about?

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It's just armpit hair.

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Well, I don't even have it yet

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and it's already consuming my thoughts.

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All right, Sheldon, you are a smart kid.

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Now, you had to know that this
was gonna happen eventually.

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I'm a smart kid now, but
what will I be in a year?

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A smart young man.

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And then a smart adult.

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With money problems and marital strife

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and every other problem
you can think of.

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I'll probably have a beer belly.

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Or root beer belly.

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All right, now, Sheldon...

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being a grown-up isn't all bad, right?

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- Eh.
- I mean, yeah, sure, your...

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you know, your body
starts to fall apart.

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But there is a window at about, mm, 22

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where everything's just... mwah.

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Oh, when I was 22,

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I was a strapping blonde oak of a man.

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I'd walk down the street, you
could hear the knees buckle.

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If I could go back,

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I would wear nothing but a bikini, 24-7.

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My mind was a steel trap.

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I could rattle off pi to 25 places.

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Today... not sure where I parked.

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I once went to France for a month

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with a man I met in the airport bar.

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Missed my grandmother's funeral, but...

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ooh, la-la.

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It all went by so fast.

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Too fast.

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I'm new to puberty.
Is this sexual tension?

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Here.

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What's this?

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Classifieds. Let's do this.

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Really?

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Yeah, we could sit here and sulk

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or we can find jobs.

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Now, pick up that pen
and start circling.

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All right.

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Let's see what we have here.

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Here's one.

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Oh.

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College degree required.

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Hmm. Eh...

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- I can't type.
- I can.

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90 words a minute?

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Let's keep looking.

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In fact, I bet I find a
job faster than you can.

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We'll see about that.

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How are we not qualified for anything?

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Well, there were a couple.

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I'm not gonna be night security guard

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at the junkyard, George.

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- You can.
- You know I get sleepy.

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So I'll pick you up in the morning?

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Well, not too early.
I have to walk Mitzy.

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Your dog?

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The wife. She got a new hip,

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and the doc says she
needs to keep it moving.

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Well, I still need your address.

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4244 Hibiscus Court.

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What's going on here?

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Wade's coming with me to Mexico.

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- Why?
- It's a long drive.

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And he knows a little Spanish.

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Sí.

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Okay.

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_

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¿Sí?

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You're gonna get yourself killed.

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I got no choice.

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I got a kid coming.

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If you're hell-bent on going to
Mexico, I'm going with you.

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- Shotgun.
- You are not coming, Wade.

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¿Comprende?

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Sí.

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Hey, good news.

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I was picking up some
groceries at Davidson's.

266
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:15,959
They're hiring.

267
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,542
Yeah, well, good for you.

268
00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:19,500
I got an application for you, too.

269
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,320
I'm not working at a supermarket, Mary.

270
00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,334
Why not?

271
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,579
'Cause I was head coach of
the high school football team.

272
00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,084
I'm not bagging people's groceries.

273
00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:29,084
It's an honest job, George.

274
00:11:29,090 --> 00:11:30,459
It's embarrassing.

275
00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:33,042
It's embarrassing to
provide for your family?

276
00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:35,209
It's embarrassing that I busted
my ass all these years,

277
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:36,709
and this is where I am.

278
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:39,334
I'm right there with you.
I lost my job, too.

279
00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:41,580
Yeah, it's exactly the same.

280
00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,300
You know what you are?

281
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,560
I'm not gonna say it, but you know.

282
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,420
What the hell?

283
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,790
Help. Something weird's going on.

284
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,160
Not now, George.

285
00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:18,749
I have to finish making
the kids' lunches,

286
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:21,042
get them to school, and then
go looking for a new job.

287
00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:22,584
But I'm turning into my father.

288
00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:24,589
I don't have time for whatever
crisis you're going through.

289
00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:26,490
And why are you still
wearing that uniform?

290
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,042
You don't even work there anymore.

291
00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,709
Well, maybe nothing else was clean.

292
00:12:29,710 --> 00:12:32,125
You're a grown man... you
can wash your own clothes.

293
00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,542
Would you two quit fighting?

294
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:36,042
You ain't the only one with problems.

295
00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:37,875
For God's sakes, why
are you always here?

296
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,209
Don't be mean to her.

297
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,250
You're mean to me.

298
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,760
I'm just dropping off your mail, fatass.

299
00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:45,370
And it's nothing but bills.

300
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,042
Just got back from the baby doctor.

301
00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:51,084
Mandy's having triplets. Dang it.

302
00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:53,084
How we gonna handle all this?

303
00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:55,050
I guess Sheldon's gonna
have to drop out of school

304
00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,125
and get a job.

305
00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:58,292
I hear the coal mine's hiring.

306
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,209
Ain't that too messy for him?

307
00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:02,125
The boy's got to grow up sometime.

308
00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,625
Ain't that the truth.

309
00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:05,110
He's got that nasty pimple,

310
00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,792
so he's well on his way.

311
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,620
Whoa.

312
00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:12,000
Heavy stuff.

313
00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:14,300
But like a... caterpillar

314
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,120
transforming into a butterfly,

315
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:21,060
things need to get a little
weird along the way.

316
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,730
How can people not like us?

317
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,209
That was awesome.

318
00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:28,140
And Pus is available

319
00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:30,000
for children's parties.

320
00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:49,459
I hate you.

321
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:51,000
This better be an emergency.

322
00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:53,542
My pimple has me concerned
about the future.

323
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,850
Not an emergency. Good night.

324
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,667
But we're twins and we
have a special bond,

325
00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:01,542
so you can't ignore me
in my time of need.

326
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,375
Watch me.

327
00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:05,834
And I'm scared.

328
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,200
Damn it.

329
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,680
What's the problem?

330
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,630
My childhood is ending.

331
00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:13,667
So?

332
00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:16,940
Look at everyone around
us... they're all miserable.

333
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,700
Mom and Dad are unemployed.

334
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,140
They're constantly fighting.

335
00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,959
Georgie's having a child.

336
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,875
First of all, no one's having
a kid with you, ever.

337
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,720
Don't be so sure. With this intellect,

338
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,000
my genetic material will
be a hot commodity.

339
00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,840
That's how I feel.

340
00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:32,630
How does the future not concern you?

341
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,959
I guess there's stuff
I'm looking forward to.

342
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,250
Like what?

343
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:39,160
- Going on dates?
- Boring.

344
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,917
- Driving.
- Scary.

345
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:41,980
Getting married.

346
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,459
Hopefully to Vanilla Ice.

347
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,084
You want to marry a snow cone?

348
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:48,209
Sheldon, there has to be
stuff you're excited to do.

349
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:50,700
Of course. Getting my PhD,

350
00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:52,260
winning the Nobel Prize,

351
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,850
getting to meet Professor Proton,

352
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:55,292
working with Stephen Hawking.

353
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,390
Okay, so, when you start to get upset,

354
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,540
focus on that stuff.

355
00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:00,340
But...

356
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,625
what if I grow up and none
of those things ever happen?

357
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:07,370
All you can do is try and find out.

358
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,620
Those are the fundamentals
of the scientific method.

359
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:13,375
No doy.

360
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,875
The actual retail price of
the cedar chest is $600...

361
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,250
- I got today's classifieds.
- Great.

362
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,070
- Want to look through them?
- Not really.

363
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,590
Is this what you're gonna do all day?

364
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,720
I got a shift at Ballard's later.

365
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:31,875
Can you get off my back?

366
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,020
Fine.

367
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,500
I'm gonna go find a job.

368
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,334
You just sit there and
feel sorry for yourself.

369
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:39,542
Done.

370
00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:41,100
You are going to play Plinko...

371
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,290
Ooh, Plinko.

372
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,320
Once we hit 281,

373
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,810
it's a straight shot to the border.

374
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:50,510
It's all crazy.

375
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,709
What is?

376
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,000
A year ago I had nothing to worry about.

377
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,459
I had no idea how good I had it.

378
00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:01,400
Well, what if a year
from now it's a disaster,

379
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,209
and this looks good?

380
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,125
That's not helping.

381
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,120
Oh, relax, someday you'll be my age,

382
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,334
your kids'll be grown
up, all be good again.

383
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,375
But that's, like, 50 years from now.

384
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:13,540
Yeah, I waited a long time for it.

385
00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:14,830
So quit your bitching.

386
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:16,917
Ooh, I love this song.

387
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:21,334
? Bound by wild desires ?

388
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,360
? I fell into a ring of fire ?

389
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,160
My life's falling apart
and you're singing?

390
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:31,940
? I fell into a burning ring of fire ?

391
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,320
? I went down, down, down ?

392
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:36,600
? And the flames went higher ?

393
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,560
? And it burns, burns, burns ?

394
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,792
? That ring of fire ?
Where?

395
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,860
? The ring of fire ?

396
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,792
Oh, hey, Mary.

397
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,125
Hey.

398
00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:00,019
If you're looking for your mother,
her league's not today.

399
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,084
Actually, I'm here for you.

400
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,709
Why's that?

401
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:07,000
I saw in the classifieds
that you're looking for help.

402
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,450
I would like to apply.

403
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,680
You don't want to work here.

404
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,920
I mean, there's a bar.

405
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,400
God hates that.

406
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,200
Jesus turned water into wine.

407
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,209
I think he'd be cool with it.

408
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:22,860
Well, you know, it's... it's
actually a pretty boring job.

409
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,834
It's mostly payroll and bookkeeping.

410
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,420
- That is exactly what I did at the church.
- Mm-hmm.

411
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:31,209
In fact, you might say
it's right up my alley.

412
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,150
I don't know, Mary.

413
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,880
We're neighbors.

414
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:36,584
Is this a good idea?

415
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,840
Honestly...

416
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,500
everything is falling apart.

417
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,580
I just need one good thing to happen.

418
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:51,790
Maybe we should go to
the emergency room.

419
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,417
- It's just a pimple. Pop it.
- No.

420
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:56,834
I'll do it. I like when
it hits the mirror.

421
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,209
Now hold still.

422
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:03,042
It seems we've reached the
end of our time with Sheldon.

423
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,700
But it's never truly goodbye.

424
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,800
We'll be back in moments of stress.

425
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,000
Like a big test.

426
00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:10,480
Or my personal favorite,

427
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,667
school picture day...

428
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,250
How was your day?

429
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,375
Awful.

430
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,959
Oh. Well... I have good news.

431
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,125
I could use it.

432
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:28,709
I got a job at the bowling alley.

433
00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:32,125
Working with Brenda?

434
00:18:32,126 --> 00:18:33,584
Every day.

435
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:39,140
That is... really... really good news.

436
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,190
Mm-hmm.

437
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,100
- Hello.
- Hey, George, it's Connie.

438
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,160
What's up?

439
00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:50,334
Georgie and I ran into a
little problem at the border.

440
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,750
What border?

441
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,500
The Mexican one.

442
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,500
- We got arrested.
- What?

443
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:59,030
Who is it?

444
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,809
My sister encouraged me

445
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,320
to embrace adolescence

446
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:09,280
as a journey of scientific discovery.

447
00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:12,959
I stood before a whole new
teenage world of music,

448
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,680
slang words and even clothing styles.

449
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,750
Pretty groovy, huh?

450
00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:26,860
Wow, I might look too cool.

451
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:33,667
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