1 00:00:00,276 --> 00:00:01,813 How will we be remembered? 2 00:00:01,849 --> 00:00:04,481 Will it be for saving the world twice? 3 00:00:04,517 --> 00:00:05,850 Nope. 4 00:00:05,886 --> 00:00:07,652 We're the team who broke time. 5 00:00:07,654 --> 00:00:09,187 That's right. 6 00:00:09,189 --> 00:00:11,056 History has been torn to shreds, 7 00:00:11,058 --> 00:00:12,857 which means it's up to us 8 00:00:12,859 --> 00:00:16,014 to put it back together again piece by piece, 9 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:18,311 fixing these so-called Anachronisms 10 00:00:18,347 --> 00:00:20,131 before we get torn to shreds. 11 00:00:20,167 --> 00:00:23,335 So, please, don't call us heroes. 12 00:00:23,337 --> 00:00:25,537 We're legends. 13 00:00:25,539 --> 00:00:27,539 Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"... 14 00:00:27,541 --> 00:00:30,709 I would kill you, but I'd just be killing myself. 15 00:00:30,711 --> 00:00:33,111 I want to break up Firestorm so that you can you go home. 16 00:00:33,113 --> 00:00:34,813 When do we start? 17 00:00:34,815 --> 00:00:37,115 Please allow me to introduce Madame Eleanor. 18 00:00:37,117 --> 00:00:39,517 We have to stop Damien Darhk from coming back to life. 19 00:00:39,519 --> 00:00:41,753 Stop this abomination. 20 00:00:41,755 --> 00:00:43,455 You're too late. 21 00:00:47,761 --> 00:00:49,361 I remember everything. 22 00:00:49,363 --> 00:00:50,495 Let's go. 23 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:56,034 _ 24 00:01:13,954 --> 00:01:16,187 You. You there. 25 00:01:16,223 --> 00:01:19,707 Yeah, you don't belong here. You're supposed to be on Stage 12. 26 00:01:19,743 --> 00:01:22,139 We're about to roll, and Mr. Coleson's already in a real mood. 27 00:01:22,175 --> 00:01:23,665 We already have one actress gumming the works. 28 00:01:23,701 --> 00:01:25,482 I can't have extras wandering off, too. 29 00:01:28,609 --> 00:01:30,448 We should've been rolling half an hour ago. 30 00:01:31,229 --> 00:01:32,418 Where the hell's my star? 31 00:01:32,454 --> 00:01:34,700 Ms. LaMarr is still in makeup. 32 00:01:34,724 --> 00:01:36,087 You got to be kidding me. 33 00:01:36,307 --> 00:01:38,264 How long does it take a tomato like that to put her face on? 34 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:41,019 She's playing Helen of Troy, not Marie Antoinette. 35 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:52,551 Holy cannoli, who is that? 36 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:00,935 That's it. 37 00:02:02,129 --> 00:02:04,296 That look right there. 38 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,887 Can you do that on cue? 39 00:02:09,136 --> 00:02:10,402 Forget Hedy... 40 00:02:10,404 --> 00:02:12,171 This is our star. 41 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,875 What's your name, sweetheart? 42 00:02:14,675 --> 00:02:15,982 I'm Helen. 43 00:02:16,243 --> 00:02:18,047 Helen of Troy. 44 00:02:18,322 --> 00:02:20,099 You are now, toots. 45 00:02:20,815 --> 00:02:24,520 "The face that sold a million tickets." 46 00:02:25,878 --> 00:02:27,623 All right, people, let's roll! 47 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:38,947 Oh, hey, Sara. 48 00:02:38,949 --> 00:02:41,183 Sara, I've been searching for more outliers 49 00:02:41,185 --> 00:02:43,024 in the hopes of finding Darhk and his witchy friend. 50 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:45,504 You think having a supercomputer would helpful. 51 00:02:45,506 --> 00:02:47,306 Watch yourself, Mr. Heywood. 52 00:02:47,308 --> 00:02:49,541 Anyways, there's no sign of them in the timeline. 53 00:02:52,646 --> 00:02:54,379 What is that smell? 54 00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:56,014 Okay, full disclosure, 55 00:02:56,016 --> 00:02:57,416 I haven't left the library in seven days, I think. 56 00:02:57,418 --> 00:03:00,419 Is it Tuesday? I'm not really sure. 57 00:03:00,421 --> 00:03:02,488 It's hard for me to keep track of time in a temporal zone. 58 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:04,156 Shower. Now. 59 00:03:04,158 --> 00:03:05,891 Okay. I'll shower after I find Darhk. 60 00:03:05,893 --> 00:03:07,626 I know how much it means to you to find him. 61 00:03:07,628 --> 00:03:09,361 Look, we're gonna put Darhk back in the ground 62 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,096 where he belongs, but not like this. 63 00:03:11,098 --> 00:03:12,831 - Not like what? - Not like Rip. 64 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,967 He lost perspective, and he got his team killed. 65 00:03:14,969 --> 00:03:16,802 I'm not going to be that kind of captain. 66 00:03:16,804 --> 00:03:18,704 But I am the kind of captain that tells you 67 00:03:18,706 --> 00:03:20,038 to clean yourself up. 68 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,262 Okay? 69 00:03:21,675 --> 00:03:23,075 Aye, aye. 70 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:24,910 Thanks to your research, Marty, 71 00:03:24,912 --> 00:03:27,312 the nanites I injected into your bloodstreams 72 00:03:27,314 --> 00:03:29,348 should be locking onto your respective halves 73 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:30,791 of the Firestorm Matrix. 74 00:03:30,826 --> 00:03:33,268 I'm only hoping that the polymer I constructed 75 00:03:33,293 --> 00:03:35,271 is strong enough to transfer... 76 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,629 your half... 77 00:03:36,893 --> 00:03:38,328 from you to him. 78 00:03:38,369 --> 00:03:40,242 Well, a little too much "should" and "hoping" 79 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:41,967 for my comfort, but then... 80 00:03:42,092 --> 00:03:45,911 What is science if not the exploration of the unknown? 81 00:03:45,968 --> 00:03:48,306 Ray, I'm telling you right now, if you kill me, 82 00:03:48,308 --> 00:03:49,908 I'm gonna haunt you forever. 83 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:52,143 Well, just remember, this was your idea. 84 00:03:52,145 --> 00:03:53,708 If you guys are getting cold feet, 85 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,545 - we can call the whole thing off. - Absolutely not. 86 00:03:55,553 --> 00:03:57,336 We proceed with courage and confidence. 87 00:03:57,349 --> 00:03:59,295 It's time for Jefferson to claim 88 00:03:59,316 --> 00:04:01,715 the power of Firestorm for himself. 89 00:04:01,722 --> 00:04:03,169 I appreciate that, man. 90 00:04:03,294 --> 00:04:05,790 But come on, admit it, you're gonna miss this a little. 91 00:04:05,915 --> 00:04:08,908 - I mean, being a superhero, saving time. - Not at all. 92 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:10,652 Were it not for this affliction, 93 00:04:10,678 --> 00:04:13,450 my adventuring days would be long behind me by now. 94 00:04:13,575 --> 00:04:15,830 Time travel is a young man's game. 95 00:04:15,897 --> 00:04:20,110 I'm eager to close this chapter and embrace the next. 96 00:04:20,446 --> 00:04:22,882 Well, let's set this old man free. 97 00:04:23,007 --> 00:04:25,722 Uh, Ray, let's do it. 98 00:04:26,161 --> 00:04:27,390 All right. 99 00:04:27,942 --> 00:04:28,944 Here goes. 100 00:04:36,069 --> 00:04:38,289 Whoa. Hey, what's... what's going on? 101 00:04:38,291 --> 00:04:40,045 The system seems to be overheating. 102 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,418 There's too much power. 103 00:04:41,429 --> 00:04:43,379 Shut... shut it down quickly. 104 00:04:49,928 --> 00:04:52,220 Marty. Marty, you okay? 105 00:04:52,282 --> 00:04:55,318 A little bruised, Doctor Palmer, but I'll live. 106 00:04:55,365 --> 00:04:57,854 - Wait, what? - Everything... 107 00:04:57,895 --> 00:04:59,661 hurts. 108 00:04:59,786 --> 00:05:01,613 Whoa! 109 00:05:01,897 --> 00:05:03,611 Look at my hands. 110 00:05:04,107 --> 00:05:05,703 They're white. 111 00:05:05,975 --> 00:05:09,280 And mine appear to be African-American. 112 00:05:09,326 --> 00:05:11,376 You can just say "black," Grey. 113 00:05:14,298 --> 00:05:16,714 You're me, and I'm you? 114 00:05:17,546 --> 00:05:19,400 Oh, pancakes. 115 00:05:19,483 --> 00:05:20,799 Attention, Legends. 116 00:05:20,856 --> 00:05:22,761 Captain Lance requests that all personnel 117 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,532 report to the bridge immediately. 118 00:05:26,758 --> 00:05:29,319 I guess we know where the explosion came from. 119 00:05:29,365 --> 00:05:30,893 - What happened? - Yes. 120 00:05:30,944 --> 00:05:32,855 Pray tell, Dr. Palmer. 121 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,445 What exactly happened to us? 122 00:05:34,470 --> 00:05:37,563 Because it seems we are in a particularly precarious situation 123 00:05:37,584 --> 00:05:39,871 that I, for one, have no idea how to remedy. 124 00:05:39,891 --> 00:05:42,576 - Why don't we just merge? - Out of the question. 125 00:05:42,597 --> 00:05:45,039 Absolutely not. We have switched bodies. 126 00:05:45,075 --> 00:05:46,712 Who knows what else may have shifted? 127 00:05:46,753 --> 00:05:50,160 Merging now could cause a meltdown of insurmountable proportions. 128 00:05:50,191 --> 00:05:52,302 We just... we just can't afford the risk. 129 00:05:56,861 --> 00:05:58,430 You're the Professor, 130 00:05:58,555 --> 00:06:00,083 and you're Jax. 131 00:06:00,145 --> 00:06:02,195 Switched. 132 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:05,468 Must be Tuesday. 133 00:06:05,659 --> 00:06:06,893 What's going on? 134 00:06:06,898 --> 00:06:09,917 Well, we seem to have a bit of a "Freaky Friday" situation. 135 00:06:09,948 --> 00:06:11,827 - I'm Jax. - And I'm Martin. 136 00:06:11,884 --> 00:06:12,932 Cool. 137 00:06:12,962 --> 00:06:16,144 - So this is why we've been summoned? - No, actually. 138 00:06:16,650 --> 00:06:17,828 - Okay. - Tell them. 139 00:06:17,864 --> 00:06:20,802 1937, Hollywood, California. 140 00:06:20,843 --> 00:06:23,068 A beautiful woman mysteriously appeared 141 00:06:23,094 --> 00:06:25,893 and threw the entire film industry into chaos. 142 00:06:25,955 --> 00:06:28,671 She apparently was so beautiful that both Warner Brothers 143 00:06:28,697 --> 00:06:31,128 and K&G Pictures went to war over her, 144 00:06:31,164 --> 00:06:33,085 and it got ugly, fast. 145 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,826 Literal backs were stabbed. People died. 146 00:06:35,851 --> 00:06:37,767 Those Hollywood idiots probably had it coming. 147 00:06:37,819 --> 00:06:40,178 Maybe, but this wasn't supposed to happen, 148 00:06:40,204 --> 00:06:41,929 so we are going to fix it. 149 00:06:41,949 --> 00:06:45,231 It will be a nice, easy mission, and we'll get our mojo back. 150 00:06:45,256 --> 00:06:48,403 Awesome, maybe now I might actually get to meet some celebrities. 151 00:06:48,418 --> 00:06:49,750 And how would you even know? 152 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,329 The oldest movie you've ever watched 153 00:06:51,355 --> 00:06:53,451 is some ridiculous farce called "Police Academy." 154 00:06:53,487 --> 00:06:55,109 Don't knock the "Academy," Grey. 155 00:06:55,135 --> 00:06:57,835 Doesn't matter because you two are a liability like this, 156 00:06:57,855 --> 00:06:59,141 and you are staying on the ship. 157 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:00,618 - Wait, what? - Oh, fantastic. 158 00:07:00,649 --> 00:07:03,014 Gideon, plot a course for Tinseltown. 159 00:07:03,139 --> 00:07:05,190 _ 160 00:07:08,848 --> 00:07:10,495 You're sad. 161 00:07:11,841 --> 00:07:14,629 Paris has gone off to fight Menelaus. 162 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,878 He may die. 163 00:07:17,412 --> 00:07:20,772 How could you live with yourself if you lost him? 164 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,825 Cut! 165 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:25,741 That was aces! 166 00:07:25,761 --> 00:07:27,511 Check the gate. Moving on. 167 00:07:27,636 --> 00:07:29,152 All right, everybody. You heard the man. 168 00:07:29,188 --> 00:07:30,231 Got a movie to make. 169 00:07:30,262 --> 00:07:32,643 - Let's go, people! - I got eyes on her. 170 00:07:32,673 --> 00:07:35,285 All right, remember, We're doing recon only. 171 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:36,721 Nobody moves on her. 172 00:07:36,742 --> 00:07:38,311 Let's see what we're dealing with. 173 00:07:38,342 --> 00:07:39,591 What can you tell us? 174 00:07:39,674 --> 00:07:42,794 She's... really, really pretty. 175 00:07:43,070 --> 00:07:45,032 She looks familiar, 176 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,466 like I've seen her somewhere. 177 00:07:46,513 --> 00:07:48,599 I'm sure she's never heard that one before. 178 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:51,546 The gossip I'm hearing is that this woman is seriously Method. 179 00:07:51,557 --> 00:07:53,245 She hasn't broken character since she got here. 180 00:07:53,271 --> 00:07:54,618 I'm going in. 181 00:07:54,845 --> 00:07:57,917 - Maybe I can talk to her. - Negative. Recon only. 182 00:07:57,933 --> 00:08:00,070 I don't want to spook her. She's out of her time. 183 00:08:01,484 --> 00:08:03,415 I am so sorry, miss. 184 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:06,364 - Are you all right? - It's nothing. I'm fine. 185 00:08:06,426 --> 00:08:08,811 Hey, watch what you're doing. You almost took her head off. 186 00:08:08,858 --> 00:08:10,717 - Are you okay? - Yes, it's really nothing. 187 00:08:10,728 --> 00:08:12,313 - Hey! - Get lost, you twit. 188 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:14,890 - I asked the lady a question. - She doesn't want to talk to you. 189 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,439 Oh, try stopping me, tough guy. 190 00:08:17,332 --> 00:08:18,866 That escalated quickly. 191 00:08:18,891 --> 00:08:20,735 W... what's going on? 192 00:08:22,314 --> 00:08:25,050 There's only one woman in history 193 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:26,769 who has this effect on men. 194 00:08:28,798 --> 00:08:30,651 She really is Helen of Troy. 195 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:34,879 - She's on the move. - Follow her. 196 00:08:44,414 --> 00:08:46,057 What's she doing now? 197 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,575 She's alone now. 198 00:08:47,772 --> 00:08:49,480 She looks upset. 199 00:08:49,501 --> 00:08:51,354 What are we waiting for? Let's grab her. 200 00:08:51,370 --> 00:08:52,960 A kidnapping in broad daylight? 201 00:08:52,997 --> 00:08:54,804 Even we shouldn't be so careless. 202 00:08:54,845 --> 00:08:56,817 Jack... I mean Martin... is right. 203 00:08:56,822 --> 00:08:58,155 We have to wait. 204 00:08:58,157 --> 00:09:00,168 What the hell is going on here? 205 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,036 Where's Helen? 206 00:09:02,321 --> 00:09:03,661 Well, find her! Now! 207 00:09:03,663 --> 00:09:04,985 Z, you got incoming. 208 00:09:05,021 --> 00:09:06,797 Studio boss is looking for his new face. 209 00:09:06,799 --> 00:09:09,048 Yeah, so is someone else... 210 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:11,802 My, oh, my... 211 00:09:11,804 --> 00:09:15,445 Now, the rumors I've been hearing could not do you justice. 212 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,941 You really are something special. 213 00:09:17,943 --> 00:09:19,739 The name's Eddie. 214 00:09:20,397 --> 00:09:24,214 - Eddie Rothberg, K&G Pictures. - I'm Helen. 215 00:09:24,339 --> 00:09:26,250 That's right, honey. Don't do it. 216 00:09:26,444 --> 00:09:29,155 Someone taught you not to get into cars with strangers, right? 217 00:09:29,181 --> 00:09:30,891 Hop in. 218 00:09:31,491 --> 00:09:33,190 Or not. 219 00:09:35,807 --> 00:09:38,228 Rothberg. Helen! Wait! 220 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:41,325 Stop! Rothberg, you son of a bitch! 221 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:43,493 I'll kill you myself, you rat bastard! 222 00:09:45,649 --> 00:09:47,018 Aah! 223 00:09:48,607 --> 00:09:51,354 Did that just happen? 224 00:09:52,528 --> 00:09:56,190 "Paris stole Helen from Menelaus. 225 00:09:56,466 --> 00:09:58,402 And the war began..." 226 00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:08,095 I thought the Helen of Troy story was just a myth. 227 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,579 Well, we've found that myths tend to have some truth about them... 228 00:10:10,598 --> 00:10:12,206 this one more than most. 229 00:10:12,214 --> 00:10:15,404 Helen and her lover, Paris, set off a ten-year war 230 00:10:15,405 --> 00:10:17,124 that launched thousands of ships 231 00:10:17,176 --> 00:10:20,232 and sent tens of thousands of men off to their death, 232 00:10:20,247 --> 00:10:21,440 all in the name of her beauty. 233 00:10:21,471 --> 00:10:23,670 You make it sound like it's her fault. 234 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:25,983 Men always find a reason to fight. 235 00:10:25,999 --> 00:10:27,945 - That's not on her. - Depends. 236 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:30,414 - How hot is she? - I mean, she's all right. 237 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:33,232 - She's really hot. - Seems kind of little league, right? 238 00:10:33,252 --> 00:10:34,481 I mean, what's the big deal if this chick 239 00:10:34,491 --> 00:10:35,973 gets to make a bunch of movies? 240 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:37,899 What's the big deal? 241 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:41,389 Helen is taking over the classics like an infestation. 242 00:10:41,431 --> 00:10:43,893 What's... what's "Casablanca" without Ingrid Bergman? 243 00:10:43,898 --> 00:10:46,588 The "Philadelphia Story" without Katherine Hepburn? 244 00:10:46,603 --> 00:10:47,997 It's... it's inconceivable. 245 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,824 And now this upstart 246 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:52,581 steals the career-making role of Hedy LaMarr... 247 00:10:52,601 --> 00:10:54,037 my boyhood crush. 248 00:10:56,237 --> 00:10:58,125 Sorry, I'm still adjusting. Look... 249 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,619 I've seen the chaos that she causes with my own eyes. 250 00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:02,762 We need to get Helen out of the movie business 251 00:11:02,783 --> 00:11:04,158 before anybody else gets hurt. 252 00:11:04,182 --> 00:11:05,503 Gideon, where's Helen now? 253 00:11:05,514 --> 00:11:07,599 I checked the tabloid archives, and it so happens 254 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,520 Edward Rothberg of K&G Pictures 255 00:11:09,522 --> 00:11:10,883 is throwing a gala this afternoon 256 00:11:10,909 --> 00:11:12,499 to show off his latest star. 257 00:11:12,566 --> 00:11:15,287 Which would be the one and only Helen of Troy. 258 00:11:15,354 --> 00:11:17,234 Well, everybody go put your best digs on 259 00:11:17,254 --> 00:11:19,211 because we are going to save Hollywood. 260 00:11:19,468 --> 00:11:20,780 Yeah... 261 00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:23,535 until the Kardashians destroy it. 262 00:11:23,618 --> 00:11:27,353 Finally, a positive side effect to our predicament. 263 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,385 I'm absolutely giddy at the notion 264 00:11:29,405 --> 00:11:32,341 of attending a 1930s Hollywood gala. 265 00:11:32,386 --> 00:11:34,374 Maybe I'll rub elbows with Clark Gable 266 00:11:34,406 --> 00:11:36,135 or dance with Ginger Rogers. 267 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,159 You have a little extra fun for me, Grey. 268 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,285 I'm sitting this one out. 269 00:11:39,718 --> 00:11:42,882 - W... why? What's... what's wrong? - I'm wasted, man. 270 00:11:43,222 --> 00:11:47,167 My joints ache. I feel like I'm walking under water, 271 00:11:47,193 --> 00:11:50,761 and I have to use the bathroom, like, all the time. 272 00:11:50,886 --> 00:11:52,563 I assure you, 273 00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:55,001 the moment we get Helen back to her proper time, 274 00:11:55,027 --> 00:11:56,633 we will fix this. 275 00:11:58,003 --> 00:12:00,042 Damn, I look good. 276 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,774 What's wrong? Are you all right? 277 00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:17,417 Can we please go back in time and murder whoever invented stockings? 278 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,151 - Any sign of Helen? - No. 279 00:12:22,213 --> 00:12:24,701 But Ray's becoming friends with Cecil B. DeMille. 280 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,302 That is one remarkable mug, young man. 281 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,763 And you've never been in a picture? 282 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,307 Uh, no, not that I recall. 283 00:12:30,343 --> 00:12:32,006 Well, I'm shooting one next month. 284 00:12:32,022 --> 00:12:34,221 Cary Grant backed out, but this profile of yours 285 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,571 - might just have him outdone. - Huh. 286 00:12:36,597 --> 00:12:39,346 Stick with me, and they'll be saying "Cary who?" 287 00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:44,103 Ray is ready for his close-up, Mr. DeMille. 288 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,001 - There she is. - You found Helen? 289 00:12:47,126 --> 00:12:49,531 No. Hedy LaMarr. 290 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,461 The most beautiful woman in the world. 291 00:12:51,474 --> 00:12:55,985 Not only is she a talented actress, but she is a genius. 292 00:12:56,028 --> 00:12:58,024 Brilliant and beautiful. 293 00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:01,775 - I'd do her. - Trust you, Mr. Rory, 294 00:13:01,809 --> 00:13:04,067 to take something precious and debase it. 295 00:13:04,069 --> 00:13:08,396 She's also an inventor. Her patent on frequency hopping alone 296 00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:10,758 revolutionized the world. 297 00:13:11,087 --> 00:13:13,094 Tuck in your shirt. 298 00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:18,200 Ms. LaMarr. 299 00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:21,407 Uh, I just wanted to say I am one of your biggest admirers. 300 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,520 You are a remarkable actress. 301 00:13:23,522 --> 00:13:25,201 How would you know? 302 00:13:25,227 --> 00:13:27,822 I haven't acted in any American films. 303 00:13:28,193 --> 00:13:30,027 Now I probably never will. 304 00:13:30,029 --> 00:13:32,676 I came here today to take one last shot 305 00:13:32,698 --> 00:13:35,399 at making my dreams come true and meet Mr. DeMille. 306 00:13:35,401 --> 00:13:37,704 But the closest I'll get to Mr. DeMille 307 00:13:37,705 --> 00:13:40,343 is transferring his calls at Warner Brothers. 308 00:13:40,606 --> 00:13:42,382 "Operator, how may I direct your call?" 309 00:13:42,415 --> 00:13:45,603 But surely someone with your talent 310 00:13:45,629 --> 00:13:47,120 will find work as an actress. 311 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,404 Tough luck finding work when she's in the room. 312 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,063 Who? 313 00:13:59,158 --> 00:14:01,357 Any girl can look glamorous. 314 00:14:01,428 --> 00:14:04,205 She just has to stand still and look stupid. 315 00:14:04,215 --> 00:14:05,806 Is everyone in position? 316 00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,397 Yes. 317 00:14:07,849 --> 00:14:09,327 Thank you. 318 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,880 - Sandwich? - Uh, no. 319 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,578 Ray? Nate? 320 00:14:23,649 --> 00:14:25,185 Rory? 321 00:14:25,946 --> 00:14:28,708 Holy Helen of Troy. 322 00:14:29,021 --> 00:14:31,298 Yeah. That spells hot. 323 00:14:32,593 --> 00:14:34,994 Guys, snap out of it. We got a job to do. 324 00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:36,647 Hey, check out her security detail. 325 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,731 - The woman's a prisoner. - Not for long. 326 00:14:38,763 --> 00:14:41,222 We just need to get her alone. 327 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,435 Z? 328 00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:48,095 Oh. 329 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:50,109 - Oh, no. - Oh, my gosh. 330 00:14:50,376 --> 00:14:51,928 - Please excuse me. - Of course. 331 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,148 Nice. 332 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,446 Ray, suit up and meet us at the balcony for extraction. 333 00:14:58,217 --> 00:14:59,809 Helen, you have to come with us. 334 00:14:59,822 --> 00:15:01,280 You don't belong here, and you know it. 335 00:15:01,312 --> 00:15:04,959 You must be from Warner Brothers. 336 00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:06,667 Tell Arnold that I'm sorry, 337 00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:08,725 but I left him for a better opportunity. 338 00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,826 Oh, you actually are a good actress. 339 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,150 Yeah, I hear they have a decent theater scene in Troy. 340 00:15:13,188 --> 00:15:15,435 We should go check it out. 341 00:15:15,945 --> 00:15:17,726 No. 342 00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:21,571 No, the Gods have answered my prayers by bringing me here. 343 00:15:21,573 --> 00:15:23,473 This place is strange, 344 00:15:23,475 --> 00:15:25,375 but I'm learning its rules. 345 00:15:25,377 --> 00:15:27,310 And the first rule of Hollywood is... 346 00:15:27,312 --> 00:15:30,388 never discuss business without your agent present. 347 00:15:30,607 --> 00:15:34,384 I guess she's not just a pretty face. 348 00:15:34,386 --> 00:15:36,706 Everybody get ready to move. We got to go fast. 349 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,140 Helen, darling, why don't you run along and find Mr. Rothberg? 350 00:15:44,398 --> 00:15:46,530 Gladly. 351 00:15:49,847 --> 00:15:52,906 - What the hell are you doing here? - Aside from collecting my 15%? 352 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,648 You're her agent. 353 00:15:54,773 --> 00:15:58,052 You know that I have the killer instinct that this job requires. 354 00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:02,749 I didn't come here to fight. 355 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,577 I came to talk. 356 00:16:06,702 --> 00:16:08,345 And I didn't come alone. 357 00:16:12,336 --> 00:16:14,468 If you don't take me up on my offer for parlay, 358 00:16:14,496 --> 00:16:15,980 things could get ugly for you, 359 00:16:16,012 --> 00:16:18,462 your team, and Hollywood's elite. 360 00:16:20,698 --> 00:16:22,047 All right. 361 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:26,468 Everybody stand down. Darhk and I have some catching up to do. 362 00:16:26,472 --> 00:16:28,094 Thank you. 363 00:16:32,932 --> 00:16:34,368 Don't worry. 364 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,524 Poison is a coward's weapon. 365 00:16:36,582 --> 00:16:39,571 And our conflict is at a brief standstill. 366 00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:43,063 _ 367 00:16:43,188 --> 00:16:45,019 You're from Zambesi? 368 00:16:46,181 --> 00:16:48,902 And your powers... Where do they come from? 369 00:16:48,956 --> 00:16:50,523 I would have thought you would have been able 370 00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:52,435 to sense one of your own. 371 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,662 You're a totem bearer. 372 00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:57,834 You wanted to talk, so talk. 373 00:16:57,836 --> 00:16:59,438 Ah. You know for someone who died, 374 00:16:59,464 --> 00:17:01,380 you don't appreciate the simple things in life. 375 00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:03,781 Me? I'm a changed man, 376 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,544 which is why I'm trying to do this the civilized way. 377 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:08,964 - Do what? - Convince you and your friends 378 00:17:08,977 --> 00:17:10,700 to pack up and ship out. 379 00:17:10,825 --> 00:17:12,716 You want Helen to stay. 380 00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:15,725 What can I say? Anachronisms are good for business. 381 00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:19,797 - You wield the Water Totem. - In a matter of speaking. 382 00:17:19,922 --> 00:17:22,722 - The totem is now part of me. - And you've perverted it. 383 00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:24,947 Totem bearers must protect the innocent, 384 00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:26,707 not use it for selfish gain. 385 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,273 You dare lecture me on selfishness? 386 00:17:29,351 --> 00:17:31,964 You're the one who's turned her back on her own people 387 00:17:32,004 --> 00:17:33,937 in favor of these bungling idiots. 388 00:17:33,938 --> 00:17:35,748 You know nothing about me. 389 00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:38,087 You really do look lovely. 390 00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:40,694 That color always suited you. 391 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:53,200 - So are you an actor? - Yes, um... 392 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,525 Well, maybe. My name's Ray. 393 00:17:55,527 --> 00:17:57,030 - And... - Haircut! 394 00:17:57,107 --> 00:17:58,269 It's time to leave. 395 00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,916 Didn't you hear us on the comms? 396 00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:01,971 No, my... my comms aren't working. 397 00:18:02,017 --> 00:18:04,434 Um, just ignore them. They're being rude. 398 00:18:04,469 --> 00:18:05,936 Let's get back to our private conversation. 399 00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:09,271 What are you doing? 400 00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:15,111 Get your mitts off me! 401 00:18:15,113 --> 00:18:17,176 Unhand the lady! 402 00:18:20,352 --> 00:18:21,803 Are you all right? 403 00:18:21,994 --> 00:18:23,470 I am now. 404 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,993 How convenient. 405 00:18:29,995 --> 00:18:32,673 Here I was, thinking I was going to have to convince you 406 00:18:32,692 --> 00:18:35,209 what a mess your team makes of things 407 00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:36,590 and that you'd all be better off 408 00:18:36,626 --> 00:18:38,335 if you just went back to your old lives... 409 00:18:38,337 --> 00:18:40,604 which brings me to my offer. 410 00:18:40,606 --> 00:18:42,043 I will let you all walk... 411 00:18:42,168 --> 00:18:44,305 Unharmed, if you all leave now 412 00:18:44,351 --> 00:18:46,906 and go back to 2017. 413 00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:48,730 Or what? 414 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,217 Or... 415 00:18:50,342 --> 00:18:52,612 I will kill your merry band of idiots 416 00:18:52,669 --> 00:18:55,689 one-by-one, saving you for last. 417 00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:58,446 And then you will die knowing you could have saved them all 418 00:18:58,457 --> 00:19:00,862 if you'd only made the right choice. 419 00:19:12,755 --> 00:19:15,156 - What were you guys thinking? - They weren't. 420 00:19:15,161 --> 00:19:17,964 Like every man in the room, they were just captivated by Helen. 421 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,597 Okay, in our defense, 422 00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:23,111 she was very, very, very... very attractive. 423 00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:26,112 Yeah, I was just admiring her personality. 424 00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:30,126 So you jackasses decided to impress her by having a fight? 425 00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:32,592 - Wha... Mick started it. - All right, enough finger pointing. 426 00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:35,896 - We need to focus on the real issue here. - Damien Darhk. 427 00:19:35,928 --> 00:19:38,361 Wait, Darhk was there, and you're still alive? 428 00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:40,033 He didn't want to fight. He wanted to talk. 429 00:19:40,052 --> 00:19:41,859 And he made us an "offer." 430 00:19:42,072 --> 00:19:43,814 We stop doing what we're doing. 431 00:19:43,939 --> 00:19:46,370 No more Waverider. No more fixing Anachronisms. 432 00:19:46,409 --> 00:19:49,176 Wait, what does Darhk care if we fix Anachronisms or not? 433 00:19:49,301 --> 00:19:51,459 I don't know. We didn't have time to get into his evil agenda. 434 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:54,310 Well, we've seen what Darhk can do. Can we even fight him? 435 00:19:54,346 --> 00:19:55,771 Yeah, especially now that he's walking 436 00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:58,579 - with the time caddy and the water witch. - She's not a witch. 437 00:19:58,901 --> 00:20:00,478 Her name is Kuasa. 438 00:20:00,603 --> 00:20:03,184 And she possesses one of the lost totems of Zambesi. 439 00:20:03,846 --> 00:20:07,291 - Kuasa... - Darhk massacred those Time Bureau agents 440 00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:10,188 in Victorian London without even batting an eyelid. 441 00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:12,072 What if we can't take them? 442 00:20:12,197 --> 00:20:14,261 This might be our best offer. 443 00:20:14,329 --> 00:20:17,586 You don't offer a deal unless you want something in return. 444 00:20:17,711 --> 00:20:19,807 Besides, if he lets us walk, 445 00:20:19,832 --> 00:20:21,923 he's just going to take us out one by one. 446 00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:25,625 That's right. We're stronger together. We know that. 447 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,127 Darhk knows that. 448 00:20:27,422 --> 00:20:29,735 All right. Let's get Helen on the ship. 449 00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:31,036 Nope. 450 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,319 After that party, you three are grounded. 451 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,605 And I need you and the professor 452 00:20:34,636 --> 00:20:35,988 to figure out why our comms aren't working. 453 00:20:36,019 --> 00:20:39,100 - You mean me and the professor? - Whatever. 454 00:20:39,577 --> 00:20:41,571 Uh, Amaya... 455 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:43,959 What's up? 456 00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:48,547 Um, I just wanted to wish you guys, uh, good luck out there. 457 00:20:48,909 --> 00:20:51,006 Thank you. 458 00:20:59,711 --> 00:21:02,529 Not too shabby. As far as prisons go. 459 00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:05,075 It's the same security detail from the party. 460 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,700 I guess Helen's still inside. 461 00:21:06,702 --> 00:21:08,591 You really think they'll fall for this stunt? 462 00:21:08,624 --> 00:21:11,776 Have men gotten smarter in the past few thousand years? 463 00:21:11,807 --> 00:21:13,774 Nope. 464 00:21:22,308 --> 00:21:24,877 Dude, this is impossible. 465 00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:27,271 I can barely get my hands inside this console, 466 00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:29,072 let alone handle the wiring. 467 00:21:29,117 --> 00:21:33,527 How am I supposed to fix something if my fingers don't work? 468 00:21:33,837 --> 00:21:36,386 It's called arthritis. 469 00:21:36,398 --> 00:21:37,964 And just so you know, 470 00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:42,202 I don't enjoy being inside you any more than you enjoy being inside me. 471 00:21:42,204 --> 00:21:44,903 What did I... 472 00:21:44,961 --> 00:21:47,604 - Don't be so puerile. - Come on, Grey! 473 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:49,190 Don't pretend like you weren't having 474 00:21:49,216 --> 00:21:51,054 the time of your life at that party. 475 00:21:51,069 --> 00:21:52,752 I don't catch your meaning. 476 00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:55,426 Telepathic link. 477 00:21:55,907 --> 00:21:58,979 Let's just say I can tell if you weren't married, 478 00:21:58,999 --> 00:22:03,867 you and Ms. LaMarr would be doing the nasty in the past-y. 479 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,294 Nasty in the... 480 00:22:05,419 --> 00:22:09,586 I'll have you know that Ms. LaMarr is my hall pass. 481 00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:12,625 Clarissa gave you a freebie? 482 00:22:12,677 --> 00:22:15,717 It was her idea. Something to spice up our marriage. 483 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,640 She picked Jean-Claude Van Damme, 484 00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:19,976 and thinking the whole exercise ridiculous, 485 00:22:20,021 --> 00:22:22,428 I chose Hedy LaMarr, 486 00:22:22,448 --> 00:22:24,797 never thinking I'd actually get the chance. 487 00:22:24,922 --> 00:22:26,823 Why, 'cause she's dead? 488 00:22:27,116 --> 00:22:30,437 She's not dead here, you dog. 489 00:22:36,225 --> 00:22:38,317 No deliveries tonight. 490 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,293 Really? 491 00:22:40,295 --> 00:22:43,296 'Cause I got Mr. Rothberg's prized horse back there. 492 00:22:43,531 --> 00:22:45,432 Nothin' here about no horse. 493 00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:48,281 Well, I don't know what to tell you. 494 00:22:48,965 --> 00:22:50,537 Fine. 495 00:22:50,539 --> 00:22:52,592 Just gonna need to check the back. 496 00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:03,750 Oh, you mean his prize whores. 497 00:23:03,964 --> 00:23:06,306 - Did he just call us... - Yeah. 498 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,463 Please don't scream. 499 00:23:15,464 --> 00:23:18,296 She said "please." You gonna behave? 500 00:23:20,439 --> 00:23:22,111 Please don't take me away. 501 00:23:22,169 --> 00:23:24,221 I'm sorry, but this isn't your home, Helen. 502 00:23:24,259 --> 00:23:27,240 Do you have any idea what it's like on the plains of Troy? 503 00:23:27,479 --> 00:23:30,977 This land of Hollywood is far from perfect, 504 00:23:30,979 --> 00:23:34,214 but at least men aren't killing one another in my name. 505 00:23:38,282 --> 00:23:40,934 Not yet anyway. We got incoming. 506 00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:44,591 Rothberg! 507 00:23:44,593 --> 00:23:47,574 You think you can poach my talent, you no good son of a bitch! 508 00:23:47,651 --> 00:23:51,191 I dare you to come at me, you dumb bastard! 509 00:23:54,491 --> 00:23:58,972 Why does this always happen? I truly am cursed. 510 00:23:59,310 --> 00:24:02,496 Hey, this isn't your fault, but you can make it stop. 511 00:24:02,536 --> 00:24:04,377 Come with us. 512 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,708 Ugh, we can't let those idiots kill each other. 513 00:24:11,709 --> 00:24:13,848 Protect them. I'll get Helen out of here. 514 00:24:19,547 --> 00:24:20,992 Hey! 515 00:24:21,063 --> 00:24:23,051 What do you think you're doing with Rothberg's girl? 516 00:24:23,084 --> 00:24:25,129 Just renegotiating her deal. 517 00:24:32,074 --> 00:24:33,951 Great Zeus. 518 00:24:35,428 --> 00:24:36,917 They're warriors. 519 00:24:45,038 --> 00:24:46,686 Sorry, fellas. 520 00:24:46,688 --> 00:24:50,381 Your new starlet decided she's better off a free agent. 521 00:25:00,438 --> 00:25:02,729 This vessel... it's remarkable. 522 00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:05,970 Wait till you see her fly. Gideon, show her what you can do. 523 00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:08,773 Gideon? 524 00:25:09,654 --> 00:25:11,403 What's going on? 525 00:25:11,442 --> 00:25:12,843 Gideon? 526 00:25:12,882 --> 00:25:15,024 Have you figured it out yet? 527 00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:17,128 Socket wrench, Grey. 528 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,246 Does this look like a socket wrench to you? 529 00:25:19,265 --> 00:25:22,808 I specialize in subatomic particles, not... 530 00:25:22,933 --> 00:25:25,841 - hand tools. - That's obvious. 531 00:25:25,879 --> 00:25:29,210 Anyway, it doesn't matter. Comms weren't the only thing affected. 532 00:25:29,242 --> 00:25:33,331 Half the ship's systems are down... Aw, crap. 533 00:25:33,456 --> 00:25:36,770 Please tell me we're not stuck in 1937. 534 00:25:38,055 --> 00:25:40,695 Gideon and other vital systems are offline. 535 00:25:41,424 --> 00:25:43,225 How is that even possible? 536 00:25:43,238 --> 00:25:45,516 Could be Damien Darhk. What better way to catch us 537 00:25:45,542 --> 00:25:47,265 than to shut down the Waverider? 538 00:25:47,390 --> 00:25:50,182 It's like parts of the ship are straight-up vanishing. 539 00:25:50,189 --> 00:25:51,660 Of course they are, Jefferson, 540 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,152 because in this version of history, 541 00:25:53,188 --> 00:25:55,021 those technologies no longer exist. 542 00:25:55,023 --> 00:25:56,679 Wait, what are you talking about Jax? 543 00:25:56,695 --> 00:25:58,391 I mean... Marty. 544 00:25:58,393 --> 00:26:01,113 Can't you see? This is all because of Hedy LaMarr. 545 00:26:01,497 --> 00:26:05,227 As you know, Dr. Palmer, technological advances are cumulative. 546 00:26:05,352 --> 00:26:08,632 They build over time, and it seems her patent... 547 00:26:08,637 --> 00:26:11,689 Is the backbone for half the Waverider's systems. 548 00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:14,183 And without it, we're essentially, well... 549 00:26:14,223 --> 00:26:17,084 Screwed. Where's Hedy now? 550 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:19,062 She said she was starting a new job 551 00:26:19,114 --> 00:26:20,881 as an operator for Warner Brothers. 552 00:26:20,963 --> 00:26:23,395 Shouldn't be hard to get her re-signed with Mr. Coleson 553 00:26:23,418 --> 00:26:25,510 - now that his "It girl" is gone. - Where are you going? 554 00:26:25,536 --> 00:26:28,240 To get Ms. LaMarr's career back on track. 555 00:26:28,365 --> 00:26:31,625 You better not just be calling in your hall pass, Grey. 556 00:26:33,082 --> 00:26:36,635 I don't want to overstep, but may I ask... 557 00:26:37,432 --> 00:26:39,984 What Gods gave you such incredible powers? 558 00:26:40,275 --> 00:26:43,380 Uh, the Gods didn't give us powers. 559 00:26:43,505 --> 00:26:45,986 Well, maybe they kind of did for Amaya and me, 560 00:26:46,008 --> 00:26:48,408 but the captain's a self-made woman. 561 00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:51,044 Sara trains every day. She's a total badass. 562 00:26:51,046 --> 00:26:52,815 - She's a captain, too? - Yeah. 563 00:26:53,441 --> 00:26:56,513 It gives me hope knowing that you come from a time 564 00:26:56,518 --> 00:26:59,056 where women have the same opportunities as men. 565 00:26:59,181 --> 00:27:01,147 Yeah, I wouldn't say that. 566 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,813 Anywhere must be better than where I came from. 567 00:27:03,864 --> 00:27:07,401 I spent the last five years alone, locked up in a tower. 568 00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:11,665 My only view was a distant battle waging below... 569 00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:13,713 men killing each other. 570 00:27:13,726 --> 00:27:15,398 For what? 571 00:27:15,443 --> 00:27:16,934 Me? 572 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:21,875 And now you want to send me back to that hellish place. 573 00:27:26,672 --> 00:27:29,641 Warner Brothers, how may I direct your call? 574 00:27:29,835 --> 00:27:32,335 Warner Brothers, please hold. 575 00:27:32,352 --> 00:27:34,729 How may I help you? One moment, please. 576 00:27:34,768 --> 00:27:36,333 Ms. LaMarr. 577 00:27:36,336 --> 00:27:39,208 - What are you doing here? - Mr. Coleson is in the commissary. 578 00:27:39,228 --> 00:27:41,822 You have to talk to him and get your contract back. 579 00:27:41,947 --> 00:27:43,784 Why do you care so much? 580 00:27:43,909 --> 00:27:45,894 Warner Brothers, how may I direct your call? 581 00:27:46,294 --> 00:27:48,779 Warner Brothers, how may I direct your call? 582 00:27:48,904 --> 00:27:51,057 There must be a better way of switching signals. 583 00:27:51,089 --> 00:27:54,141 There is. You're meant for better things. 584 00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:56,743 You have no idea the adventures you'll miss out on 585 00:27:56,745 --> 00:27:59,734 - if you don't follow me out that door. - You're crazy. 586 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,709 Sometimes you have to be if you want to burn bright. 587 00:28:14,696 --> 00:28:16,073 Oh, no. 588 00:28:16,088 --> 00:28:18,289 This is our lucky day. 589 00:28:18,414 --> 00:28:20,742 Wait, you're that talent agent from the party. 590 00:28:20,761 --> 00:28:23,278 Ms. LaMarr... 591 00:28:23,872 --> 00:28:26,106 Oh, I assure you... 592 00:28:26,108 --> 00:28:30,110 I am something far more ruthless than a Hollywood agent.. 593 00:28:30,423 --> 00:28:32,792 If that's possible. 594 00:28:39,368 --> 00:28:42,234 Okay, I didn't actually think you'd take me up on my offer, 595 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,014 but after my warning, I thought you people 596 00:28:44,047 --> 00:28:45,699 would at least use the buddy system. 597 00:28:45,718 --> 00:28:49,946 But here you are, all alone, without your better half 598 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,624 to give you at least a fighting chance. 599 00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:55,399 You and your insufferable pontificating... 600 00:28:55,412 --> 00:28:56,871 Wait, wait, wait, excuse me. 601 00:28:56,890 --> 00:28:59,556 Either someone got themselves a thesaurus, or... 602 00:29:03,177 --> 00:29:05,305 He isn't who he appears to be. 603 00:29:07,088 --> 00:29:08,527 He's the old one. 604 00:29:08,553 --> 00:29:11,463 No, no. 605 00:29:11,657 --> 00:29:13,328 You guys switched bodies. 606 00:29:13,367 --> 00:29:15,025 Oh, that is rich. 607 00:29:17,845 --> 00:29:21,433 - You need a minute? - No, I'm good. I'm good. 608 00:29:21,558 --> 00:29:24,866 Let's kill them. 609 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,282 Grey's scared to death. I can feel it. 610 00:29:27,294 --> 00:29:28,802 Darhk must have found him. 611 00:29:28,853 --> 00:29:30,467 - We're going in. - I'm coming with you. 612 00:29:30,512 --> 00:29:31,990 You sure you're up for this, Jax? 613 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:34,617 - Save Grey? Damn right I am. - You may want to pee first. 614 00:29:34,636 --> 00:29:36,882 We're not gonna stop to help you find a bathroom. 615 00:29:36,947 --> 00:29:38,354 Good point. 616 00:29:38,406 --> 00:29:39,735 Me too. 617 00:29:39,935 --> 00:29:42,343 Just don't make it a deuce, Mick. 618 00:29:42,975 --> 00:29:45,131 Yeah, and if you do, flush. 619 00:29:45,176 --> 00:29:47,648 What did he mean about your other half? 620 00:29:47,672 --> 00:29:50,247 - Are you married? - Oh, you mean Jefferson. 621 00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:52,610 Yes, I suppose in a way we are married, too. 622 00:29:52,677 --> 00:29:54,837 - It's hard to explain. - You're a homosexual. 623 00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:58,619 No, I'm one half of a nuclear-powered superhero... 624 00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:01,059 except the two of us accidentally switched bodies. 625 00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:02,479 They're here. 626 00:30:02,505 --> 00:30:04,545 - I can feel them. - Hide, hide. 627 00:30:04,726 --> 00:30:06,199 What is going on? 628 00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:09,171 The captain asked us to keep you safe until the ship's fixed. 629 00:30:09,191 --> 00:30:11,631 And the only way we can do that is by saving Hedy LaMarr. 630 00:30:11,663 --> 00:30:14,193 I... don't understand any of this. 631 00:30:14,219 --> 00:30:16,982 That's okay. Time travel is... 632 00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:18,827 It's very, very confusing. 633 00:30:18,853 --> 00:30:20,273 With the power out, we're going to have 634 00:30:20,299 --> 00:30:21,971 to lock the outside doors manually. 635 00:30:21,973 --> 00:30:24,843 - Right. - You're leaving me on my own? 636 00:30:24,851 --> 00:30:26,743 Defenseless? 637 00:30:28,635 --> 00:30:30,369 Here. 638 00:30:33,446 --> 00:30:35,556 Now you're not defenseless. 639 00:30:43,937 --> 00:30:46,478 It appears they have us boxed in. 640 00:30:46,502 --> 00:30:50,264 - On my signal, run. - W... what about you? 641 00:30:50,389 --> 00:30:53,377 Look, just focus on getting yourself to safety 642 00:30:53,401 --> 00:30:55,692 and don't give up on your dream. 643 00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:10,630 Oh, goodie. 644 00:31:10,658 --> 00:31:12,772 The cavalry has arrived. 645 00:31:12,897 --> 00:31:16,259 Oh, how I missed those whimsical outfits of yours. 646 00:31:16,261 --> 00:31:18,637 Your beef is with me, Damien. 647 00:31:18,762 --> 00:31:21,929 So let's fight. You and me... 648 00:31:21,953 --> 00:31:23,897 League style. 649 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,172 Two swords... 650 00:31:27,297 --> 00:31:29,132 zero magic. 651 00:31:29,624 --> 00:31:32,560 A duel. How quaint. 652 00:31:33,964 --> 00:31:36,319 - Grey! - But you do realize... 653 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:40,183 I don't need magic to kill you. 654 00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:42,264 Funny... 655 00:31:42,474 --> 00:31:45,688 that's what Oliver Queen said right before he killed you. 656 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:09,779 Foolish girl. I extended my hand to you in kindness. 657 00:32:09,781 --> 00:32:12,139 Now you've left me no choice. 658 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,283 Let her go. 659 00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:21,124 If it isn't the great protectress. 660 00:32:34,205 --> 00:32:35,972 Whatever you're doing, don't. 661 00:32:37,442 --> 00:32:40,811 Bring it. 662 00:32:44,682 --> 00:32:48,129 What the... 663 00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:02,462 Ugh. 664 00:33:02,474 --> 00:33:05,032 - Grey, Grey, you all right? - I'll live. 665 00:33:05,033 --> 00:33:08,381 It seems your body's youthful resilience has its advantages. 666 00:33:08,431 --> 00:33:11,674 - Hedy, I told you to run. - And I didn't listen. 667 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:14,957 You must be his other half. You two need to use your powers. 668 00:33:14,981 --> 00:33:18,158 We can't. It could cause a catastrophic nuclear reaction. 669 00:33:18,177 --> 00:33:20,064 Everybody could die. 670 00:33:24,748 --> 00:33:26,688 I got this. 671 00:33:57,271 --> 00:33:59,337 You have to become the Nuclear Man. 672 00:33:59,353 --> 00:34:02,096 It's Firestorm, not Nuclear Man, 673 00:34:02,104 --> 00:34:05,852 and we'd have to be crazy to attempt a "Freaky Friday" merge. 674 00:34:05,871 --> 00:34:08,214 Yes, but yours could be the case of quantum entanglement, 675 00:34:08,227 --> 00:34:10,429 which means the particles in your body are mirrored 676 00:34:10,461 --> 00:34:13,145 by those of your atomic companion, which also means... 677 00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:17,418 That if we merge, we could still maintain a stable nuclear reaction. 678 00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:19,652 Sometimes you have to be crazy if you wish to burn bright. 679 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,569 What do you say, Jefferson? 680 00:34:37,638 --> 00:34:39,090 Not bad. 681 00:34:39,103 --> 00:34:42,399 You want those to be your last words? 682 00:34:45,004 --> 00:34:46,714 We agreed no magic. 683 00:34:46,763 --> 00:34:49,221 Oh, no, I agreed that I wouldn't use my magic. 684 00:34:49,346 --> 00:34:51,957 I couldn't make that same promise for her. 685 00:34:54,379 --> 00:34:56,604 That's the thing about daughters. 686 00:34:56,636 --> 00:35:00,611 When they see you die at the hands of one self-righteous hero, 687 00:35:00,736 --> 00:35:02,985 they really don't want to see it happen again. 688 00:35:02,987 --> 00:35:05,800 Your daughter? 689 00:35:05,851 --> 00:35:07,729 The apple of my eye. 690 00:35:11,429 --> 00:35:13,802 This is the famous White Canary? 691 00:35:13,841 --> 00:35:15,564 Hmm. 692 00:35:17,573 --> 00:35:19,869 Bye-bye, birdie. 693 00:35:27,265 --> 00:35:29,239 That's what I'm talking about, Grey! 694 00:35:41,914 --> 00:35:44,128 Come on, drive her back, Grey! 695 00:35:54,307 --> 00:35:57,592 Jefferson, I don't think I can do this. 696 00:35:58,218 --> 00:36:01,857 In case you haven't noticed, I'm an old man. 697 00:36:01,982 --> 00:36:04,607 Yeah, true, but you got this, Grey. 698 00:36:06,951 --> 00:36:09,879 Come on, Grey! Let's get them, baby! 699 00:36:16,236 --> 00:36:19,695 Nora, darling, I think it's time we take our leave. 700 00:36:29,305 --> 00:36:31,163 Please tell me Firestein's a thing. 701 00:36:31,202 --> 00:36:33,377 - Oh, my God. - What's wrong? 702 00:36:33,502 --> 00:36:35,177 I have to pee. 703 00:36:35,222 --> 00:36:38,382 - And I do not. - You did it. 704 00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:40,036 You're a genius. 705 00:36:40,084 --> 00:36:44,183 Forming Firestorm has restored us to our rightful bodies. 706 00:36:44,308 --> 00:36:46,256 Guys! 707 00:36:46,974 --> 00:36:50,057 Guys, we've got to get her back to the ship. 708 00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:55,932 You're a disgrace to every totem bearer who's come before you. 709 00:36:56,057 --> 00:37:00,112 - You have no right to wield its power. - I have every right... 710 00:37:00,237 --> 00:37:03,995 - to this totem and yours. - This totem is my family's. 711 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,141 - Only my blood may bear it. - And they do. 712 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:08,807 You gave it to your daughter, 713 00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:10,602 and she was supposed to give it to me. 714 00:37:10,621 --> 00:37:14,481 But instead, it rests on my little sister's throat. 715 00:37:14,519 --> 00:37:17,911 - That's impossible. - That I am your granddaughter? 716 00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:19,783 What do you know of the future? 717 00:37:19,908 --> 00:37:23,503 I told you I couldn't kill you without killing myself. 718 00:37:23,848 --> 00:37:25,539 But how? 719 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:33,869 Kuasa, wait. 720 00:37:42,417 --> 00:37:46,343 I see great things for you, Ms. LaMarr, and Warner Brothers. 721 00:37:52,409 --> 00:37:55,449 It appears that went well. 722 00:37:55,855 --> 00:37:58,134 Arnold wants me to star in his next film. 723 00:37:58,159 --> 00:38:00,271 The man was so desperate after the Greek disaster, 724 00:38:00,322 --> 00:38:02,826 I was able to negotiate a pay bump out of the whole thing. 725 00:38:02,891 --> 00:38:04,956 Brilliant and beautiful. 726 00:38:05,014 --> 00:38:06,598 Thank you. 727 00:38:06,795 --> 00:38:09,835 I couldn't have done that or survived without you. 728 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:13,406 Oh, it... it was nothing, really. Just doing our job... 729 00:38:13,497 --> 00:38:16,418 setting history back on course. 730 00:38:16,431 --> 00:38:18,586 - Can you guys hear me? - Loud and clear. 731 00:38:18,711 --> 00:38:21,077 And the ship's purring like a kitten. 732 00:38:22,110 --> 00:38:24,483 Okay, time to go. 733 00:38:24,608 --> 00:38:27,286 Yes. Yes, we... we must be off. 734 00:38:27,802 --> 00:38:30,280 Well, good-bye. 735 00:38:40,005 --> 00:38:42,864 I actually prefer older men. 736 00:38:43,793 --> 00:38:45,858 Well, I'll be... 737 00:38:45,983 --> 00:38:48,039 You old fox. 738 00:38:48,072 --> 00:38:49,708 Come on, man. 739 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,926 Hey. 740 00:38:55,182 --> 00:38:56,949 How's Sara? 741 00:38:57,236 --> 00:39:01,820 Gideon has placed her in a coma so that she can heal fully. 742 00:39:02,031 --> 00:39:04,456 We'll be without a captain for a few days, but... 743 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:06,792 thankfully she'll make it. 744 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,204 Um... 745 00:39:09,849 --> 00:39:11,876 there's something I need to tell you. 746 00:39:12,689 --> 00:39:15,522 It's something I shouldn't tell you, 747 00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:17,536 but it's something you should know. 748 00:39:17,538 --> 00:39:21,879 That Kuasa is Mari's sister and my granddaughter. 749 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:25,742 - How'd you know? - She told me. 750 00:39:26,005 --> 00:39:28,494 I never knew that she even existed. 751 00:39:30,270 --> 00:39:32,584 I don't blame you for not saying anything. 752 00:39:32,878 --> 00:39:34,820 You were just protecting the timeline. 753 00:39:34,822 --> 00:39:36,636 I would have done the same thing. 754 00:39:37,224 --> 00:39:39,320 Thank you for understanding. 755 00:39:40,668 --> 00:39:42,443 I can tell you everything I know, 756 00:39:42,568 --> 00:39:45,526 but it... it is more complicated than you think. 757 00:39:45,985 --> 00:39:47,209 No. 758 00:39:48,768 --> 00:39:50,860 We are the protectors of history, 759 00:39:51,071 --> 00:39:52,571 not its editors. 760 00:39:52,775 --> 00:39:55,873 So the less I know, the better. 761 00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:10,756 Whoa, there, killer. 762 00:40:10,758 --> 00:40:13,619 Oh, my gods. I'm terribly sorry. 763 00:40:13,883 --> 00:40:15,432 I got a bit carried away. 764 00:40:15,464 --> 00:40:17,625 You're pretty good with that thing. You should keep it. 765 00:40:17,798 --> 00:40:19,564 But this belongs to your comrade. 766 00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:22,415 Yeah, I think she'd be cool with you having it. 767 00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:25,710 Any of those Trojans get handsy with you back home, 768 00:40:25,751 --> 00:40:27,290 you show 'em what's what. 769 00:40:27,347 --> 00:40:29,340 Troy is hardly a home. 770 00:40:30,073 --> 00:40:31,943 I don't want to return there. 771 00:40:32,068 --> 00:40:33,929 How can you claim to be heroes, 772 00:40:33,976 --> 00:40:35,881 claim to do good in the world 773 00:40:36,082 --> 00:40:39,351 and yet force somebody back into a horrible existence? 774 00:40:51,892 --> 00:40:52,964 Okay. 775 00:40:53,162 --> 00:40:55,423 According to the historical record, 776 00:40:55,434 --> 00:40:56,853 you disappeared halfway through the war, 777 00:40:56,864 --> 00:40:58,273 but that didn't affect the war itself. 778 00:40:58,304 --> 00:41:00,425 So I found you a loophole. 779 00:41:00,441 --> 00:41:03,539 Same time that you're from, just a different place. 780 00:41:03,926 --> 00:41:06,621 Huh, I hacked history. 781 00:41:07,292 --> 00:41:08,433 Hmm. 782 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,180 This isn't Troy. 783 00:41:11,305 --> 00:41:14,139 Nope, it's an island full of warrior women. 784 00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:15,620 It's cool, right? 785 00:41:25,451 --> 00:41:27,552 Won't your comrades be mad at you? 786 00:41:27,976 --> 00:41:30,185 Yeah, yeah, they would be. 787 00:41:30,386 --> 00:41:33,411 But they knew what they were getting when they brought me on. 788 00:41:35,843 --> 00:41:37,626 Oh, thank you. 789 00:41:38,779 --> 00:41:40,846 You've changed my destiny. 790 00:41:45,273 --> 00:41:47,319 Best thing about this place... 791 00:41:47,321 --> 00:41:49,061 No boys allowed. 792 00:41:49,094 --> 00:41:51,398 You'll finally have some peace and quiet. 793 00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:56,342 _ 794 00:41:56,814 --> 00:42:00,518 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -