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Bore da, dosbarth naw.

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Bore da, Mr Edwards.

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- Dyma'ch athro newydd Mr Curtis

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ac mae'n mynd I'ch dysgu chi yn
Saesneg.

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I was telling them you're
going to be taking all your

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lessons in English,

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which is a very important skill

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for those adventurers amongst
you who might be thinking about

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leaving
the village in the future.

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Mr Curtis used to teach at a school in
London

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so I'm sure he'll have all sorts
of exciting stories to tell us.

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- They pay £2 for a coffee, don't they?
- And the rest.

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Oh, dearie me, imagine that!

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Now, as you all know,
your previous teacher,

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Mr King, had to leave us
after a wonderful year.

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I know, I know.

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But he has sent us this postcard from
his travels,

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and I wondered if one of you
would like to read it

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- to the class.
- Me! - Me.

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Ceri, would you care to do the
honours?

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Good girl.

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"Dear Class 9, greetings from down
under.

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"I'm having an amazing time

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"and I'm thinking of you, as you start
your next chapter.

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"I cherish the memory of our time
together

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"and getting to know all of you so
closely.

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"Much love, Mr King."

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What a man!
What a teacher, what a man.

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Anyway, back down to reality.

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Mr Curtis, over to you.

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Thank you, Headmaster.

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So, here's a question -

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what's the difference between me and
Pinocchio?

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I'm glad to be in Wales.

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- Ah, now that is because Pinocchio
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- Have I got that right, Mr Curtis?
- Yes, it was just a joke.

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It was a joke, Class 9.

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A joke.

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Carry on.

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- So, as you all know, our
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all
about the environment.

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So, what does that mean?

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Anyone.

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Euan?
- Erm...

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Our classroom?

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- Yes, that's our immediate
surroundings, what else?

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- Ooh, fields!

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- Yes, good. It's any place where
people and plants

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and animals actually live and grow.

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So what types of things will affect
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- Oh, human beans, sir.

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- What's that, Gwen?
- Human beans.

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Not human beans, we're not
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but human beings, yes,

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we certainly have an impact.

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And we can affect our environment

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in positive ways and in negative ways.

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So, what are some of the
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Ceri?

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Recycling.

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Very good, Ceri. Yes. Recycling.

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Anyone else?

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Well, who here has heard of Greta
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None of you?

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OK. Er...

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You've probably all heard of global
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No? How about climate change?

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OK, well, you should have covered

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some of this last year, but let me ask
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What do you think causes hurricanes?

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- God farting!

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No, don't be silly, Owen.

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This is actually a really serious
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So, for your homework, I want you all
to go home

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and learn all about global warming
and the ozone layer.

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Sir, Mr King said we didn't have to
do homework.

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Well, I'm really sorry, but Mr
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You know, I don't know if you realise
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but this is the number one topic

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that's going to affect you and all
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so it really isn't something that
you can afford to be ignorant about!

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Sorry.

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Now, I want you all to do a paragraph
and bring it in on Monday.

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Right, you can all get your books out

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and do silent reading for 20 minutes.
Off you go.

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Oh, Headmaster?

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- Er, could I have a word?
- Of course, Alan. How can I help?

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I wondered if you had an email
address for Mr King.

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Email...

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Is that the one with the little blue
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No, that's Twitter.

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That's right, yes, tash-tag.

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Email is the @ sign,
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a piece of paper with that on in my
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Thanks, it's just I'd love to

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talk to him about
what he covered last year

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and what curriculum
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Well, no problem. I'll ask Megan

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to dig it out and
I'll get back to you.

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Thanks.

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All good otherwise?

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Er, yeah, I think so.

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Have you started rehearsing for your
assembly yet?

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Mr King's were always very lavish.

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Like West End theatre productions!

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- Well, I'll... I'll try and make mine
Wicked.

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That's a musical.

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Another one of your jokes.

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Well, I look forward to it.

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Always a joy to see the children take
centre stage.

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We're a small school, Alan, as you can
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we've very nearly been closed down
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but bringing in teachers such as
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with all your experience of the world,

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it really helps the children grow, you
know?

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Well, that's... That's all I want,
Headmaster, it really is.

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Jolly good. Right, well, I'll get
that bmail for you,

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and I'll get Megan to send it to you
as a text.

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Take that, Ofsted!

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That's very good. Is that
going to be a pumpkin?

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- Yes.
- Great. With some scary eyes on it.

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Make sure that your paint isn't dripping

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when you hang up your paintings, OK?

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- Is yours still wet, Owen?
- Er, yes, sir.

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Well, put it on top of the tray for
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That's fantastic. And then, when it is
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we will stick them all up on the
display.

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Oh, thank you, Ceri, that's great.

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OK, you've got 15 minutes. Aprons off,
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Walking. That's it, off you go.

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Ceri, could I have a word with you,
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I mean, what were you thinking? Hmm?

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Those tadpoles are not going to turn
into frogs now, are they?

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Why not?

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Because you boiled them in the
kettle.

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I mean, why would you do that, Ceri?

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Global warming.

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I asked you to research it, not
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Mr King once ate a goldfish.

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Yeah, well, I don't care what Mr
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I'm getting a bit concerned about you,
Ceri.

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I mean, last week,
you pushed

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Simon's face into his birthday
cake, didn't you?

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What if his hair had caught fire on
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Have you seen that Michael Jackson
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Not the one about licking boys'
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the one where his hair caught fire.

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It very nearly disfigured him...

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even more.

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- Who's Michael Jackson?

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- Never mind.

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Is there anything going on at home
that you want to tell me about?

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- We're having an extension.
- OK.

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Are Mummy and Daddy getting on all
right? No shouting?

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Something upsetting you?

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- I don't want the world to end.
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- Who said it's going to end?
- The stinking rebellion.

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Who?

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You asked us to read about it for
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You mean the climate change
protesters?

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It frightened me.

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Oh, you mustn't be frightened, Ceri.
I mean, you should feel

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that emotion and then do something
positive with it.

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It's all right.

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There, there. Sorry it frightened you.

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Now, do you want to go and play
outside or...

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or do you want to stay inside with
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Stay with you.

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Good girl.

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Good girl.

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Little bit peckish, are we?

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Oh, sorry, Headmaster,
I was just, erm,

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just practising a trick for the
children.

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Well, that's one way of teaching the
food chain.

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I... I just wanted to have a quiet
word with you, Alan,

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- if you don't mind.
- Yes, of course.

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When you came in for your interview,

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you said you were keen to move to a
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like ours, away from the cut and
thrust,

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shall we say, of inner-city education

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and embrace a quieter pace of life.

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Yes, it's, erm, literally what the
doctor ordered.

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Now, I know it's important we
talk sensitively about mental health,

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so I just wanted to clarify...

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You went a bit doolally, didn't you?

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No. No, I...

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It was just the workload.

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I was exhausted, both physically,
mentally.

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I did lose myself for a time,

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but, erm, coming here's done me the
world of good.

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- Why do you ask?
- Well, the thing is...

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an allegation has been made
against you,

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and it's my duty to investigate it.

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- What allegation?
- I can't divulge that at the moment.

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- Well, who's made it?
- She doesn't want to say.

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- So it's a girl?
- She may or may not be.

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The point is I promised Ceri's parents

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that she, or he, would have absolute
anonymity.

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- So it's Ceri?
- Yes.

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- Right.

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- So now you've wormed that out of me,

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can you tell me in your own words

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what happened Tuesday morning, break
time?

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What do you mean, what happened?
Nothing happened.

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She'd been behaving strangely for a
while.

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She killed all the tadpoles.

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I kept her behind to talk to her about
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And at no point did you ask her

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if she wanted to play the hairy meat
whistle?

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What? No.

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And you didn't say,

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"Do you want to see how sir can make
his own tadpoles?"

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- Definitely not, that's horrible.
- Are you sure?

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Yes, I think I'd remember saying
that.

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Well, where do you suppose she's got
this from, then?

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Because I don't recall that being in
the Biff and Chip books.

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I don't know. Maybe she saw
something

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inappropriate online, it happens all
the time.

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Not with our Wi-Fi connection, it
doesn't.

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It takes me all weekend to download
one Countryfile.

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Did you talk to her about Michael
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with boys' anuses?

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Yes, but I never said anuses.

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- Well, that's something.

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Now, I've talked the girl's parents
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from making an official complaint,

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but I don't want to drag the
police into it if I can help it.

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We're an independent school and we
like to deal

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with these types of things within the
community.

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What, so this has happened before?

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You're new here, and I'm not being
funny,

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but I don't know you from Alan.

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- It's Adam.
- Oh, sorry, I thought it was Alan.

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I'm sure you understand, Adam, that,
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I have to establish the facts of this
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before I can allow Ceri

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back into your clutches, so to speak.

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Yes, of course. You want me to make
a statement?

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No, I want you to show me your
penis.

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What?

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- The girl has given quite a vivid
description

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and I believe made a Plasticine model,

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but I didn't want to touch it.

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I need to see if this tallies with the
real thing.

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00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,391
So I've got to do an identity
parade? What if it's not mine?

248
00:12:37,401 --> 00:12:39,400
Are you going to take it around the
kingdom like Cinderella?

249
00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:41,080
Don't be facetious, Adam,

250
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,741
I'm trying to get to the bottom of
this, one way or the other.

251
00:12:43,742 --> 00:12:45,320
Either you're lying or the girl's
lying.

252
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:46,560
I just can't believe this.

253
00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:49,459
I can always contact your union
representative...

254
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,821
No...
No.

255
00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:54,480
Well, just make it quick, all right?

256
00:13:06,141 --> 00:13:08,720
All very neat and tidy, that's what I
like to see.

257
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,880
What are you looking for, exactly?

258
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,920
Ah, now that would be telling.

259
00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:19,181
They say they're like snowflakes,
no two are alike.

260
00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:21,981
This is ridiculous.

261
00:13:23,621 --> 00:13:26,960
Oh, sorry, Winnie, we're a bit busy
here.

262
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,840
Hello, Mr Curtis, you're here late.

263
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,640
Is it all right for me to clean now?

264
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,600
Not just at the moment.

265
00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:37,400
Oh, don't worry about Winnie, she's
blind as a bat.

266
00:13:37,581 --> 00:13:39,440
It's fine, Winnie, you go right ahead.

267
00:13:39,581 --> 00:13:41,320
Is that you, Mr Edwards?

268
00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:43,899
I didn't see you down there. You
keeping busy?

269
00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:46,000
Yes, I've got my hands full, as
usual.

270
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,520
Don't worry, I can clean around you.

271
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,680
I have to save some time to tackle the
boys' toilets.

272
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,280
The size of some of those stools...

273
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,160
I don't know what their mothers feed
them.

274
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,200
Like airport Toblerones, some of them.

275
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,880
Are you all done here?

276
00:14:13,781 --> 00:14:15,400
I think so, yes.

277
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,480
I'll be in touch
once I've got my head around this.

278
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,760
Thank you, Adam.

279
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:34,200
We were just, erm, discussing a
possible arts project.

280
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,680
I thought he was taking
photographs of your cock.

281
00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:44,840
OK, Class 9, I'm handing out these
worksheets on fractions.

282
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,820
You have got 15 minutes.

283
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,160
Do as many as you can.

284
00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:51,880
Remember to put your names at the top,
please.

285
00:14:51,941 --> 00:14:55,720
- Sir, what happened to Ceri?
- What do you mean?

286
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,560
- Where is she?
- I don't know.

287
00:14:57,841 --> 00:15:01,800
Now tight lips, please, Owen. We
listen with these, not these.

288
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,800
Quiet.

289
00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:19,200
I said, quiet!

290
00:15:22,941 --> 00:15:26,611
- What have you got there?
- Owen, what is that?

291
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,360
- Nothing, sir!
- I'm not an idiot, show me.

292
00:15:30,381 --> 00:15:31,800
All right, who's got it?

293
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,200
Give it to me. Give it to me now.

294
00:15:39,261 --> 00:15:41,240
What's this? Gwen?

295
00:15:41,421 --> 00:15:42,741
Gwen?

296
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,141
Ca...

297
00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:46,720
Carrot, sir.

298
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,040
A carrot?

299
00:15:48,101 --> 00:15:49,661
Well, why are you laughing, then?

300
00:15:49,662 --> 00:15:52,200
Is it because this bit looks like a
penis?

301
00:15:53,181 --> 00:15:54,880
A big floppy penis?!

302
00:15:55,181 --> 00:15:57,640
Everything all right, Mr Curtis?

303
00:15:58,521 --> 00:16:03,680
Yes, we were just doing fractions
and...biology.

304
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,200
Interesting combination.

305
00:16:06,781 --> 00:16:08,960
I have young Ceri Morgan for you.

306
00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:11,120
Ceri, would you like to take a seat?
Good girl.

307
00:16:14,101 --> 00:16:17,000
Everything, er, all right now,
Headmaster?

308
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,240
Yes, yes, all cleared up, no further
action required.

309
00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:24,640
Suffice to say there was quite a big
discrepancy between the two images.

310
00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:28,280
In your favour, I have to add.
So, you know, every cloud...

311
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,960
Oh, well. Good, thanks.

312
00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:33,200
As you were.

313
00:16:35,981 --> 00:16:37,541
It's nice to have you back, Ceri.

314
00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:53,060
Just to say,

315
00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:56,200
if you're struggling to find the right
answer...

316
00:16:58,021 --> 00:16:59,540
..don't just make something up,

317
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:01,520
because that has consequences.

318
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,200
Just put your hand up and talk to me.

319
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,640
I can't help you if I don't know
what's going on.

320
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,500
So don't go behind my back.

321
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,920
OK? Good.

322
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:43,488
_

323
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,680
- Oh. Hi, Winnie.
- Oh, hello, dear.

324
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,880
I just wondered if you wanted to take
a leek.

325
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,000
- Sorry?
- For the harvest festival.

326
00:17:58,061 --> 00:18:02,320
I've had a good crop this year.
Nice big potatoes, radishes...

327
00:18:02,421 --> 00:18:05,200
My turnips have won prizes, you know.

328
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,480
Well, congratulations.

329
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,440
Winnie...

330
00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:17,720
What was, erm, Mr King like with the
children?

331
00:18:17,941 --> 00:18:20,360
Oh, well, I'm not in the lessons,
like.

332
00:18:20,581 --> 00:18:24,821
They all seemed to love him.
He was a real star!

333
00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:26,320
Quite a dish, too.

334
00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:29,320
He sounds too good to be true.

335
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:34,280
Well, your, erm, neeps are very
impressive, Winnie.

336
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,000
Thank you.

337
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,200
This is a brand-new Playtex.

338
00:18:45,261 --> 00:18:48,160
Lift and separate.

339
00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:52,120
I, er, meant the vegetables.

340
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:56,760
Well, that's Mother Nature working
her magic.

341
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,531
Winnie, I promised the headmaster
I'd get those reports to him

342
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,501
by the end of the day - it's
completely slipped my mind.

343
00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:06,920
You don't, erm... You don't happen to
have a...

344
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,480
..key to his office, do you?

345
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:14,240
- Please?
- Oh, go on, then.

346
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:19,200
- As long as you're quick.
- Thank you. I'll be two minutes.

347
00:19:37,962 --> 00:19:40,255
_

348
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,360
No King.

349
00:20:00,798 --> 00:20:04,600
_

350
00:20:33,081 --> 00:20:34,800
Headmaster, it's Alan Curtis.

351
00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:36,840
Oh, hello, Adam, what can I do for
you?

352
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,301
I need to talk to you urgently about
several things,

353
00:20:40,302 --> 00:20:41,840
firstly about Mr King.

354
00:20:42,301 --> 00:20:45,960
This school has no record of him ever
having worked here.

355
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,920
What's that? Sorry, it's a very
bad line. Something about Mr King?

356
00:20:50,301 --> 00:20:52,880
The class teacher last year was a Mr
Hardy,

357
00:20:52,921 --> 00:20:54,271
a completely different person.

358
00:20:54,281 --> 00:20:56,061
I don't know what this King has been
doing here,

359
00:20:56,062 --> 00:20:57,640
being given access to children, but...

360
00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,631
..I think there's been abuse going on,

361
00:21:00,641 --> 00:21:03,021
it's been covered up, and I think you,
Mr Edwards,

362
00:21:03,022 --> 00:21:04,720
are part of it!

363
00:21:04,861 --> 00:21:07,280
I'm losing you, Adam, it's a
terrible connection.

364
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,580
I'm just in the field - I'll come and
see you shortly, OK?

365
00:21:10,590 --> 00:21:12,280
You won't get away with this, do you
hear?

366
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,600
Oh, Class 9, what's this?

367
00:21:26,941 --> 00:21:29,000
We want to show you our assembly.

368
00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:31,800
Oh, well, I was just going to do
quiet reading today,

369
00:21:31,941 --> 00:21:33,980
but, erm, maybe tomorrow we could...

370
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,550
- Oh, please, sir,
we've been working

371
00:21:35,574 --> 00:21:37,080
really hard on
what you taught us.

372
00:21:37,341 --> 00:21:38,800
OK, go ahead.

373
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:43,040
Welcome to our assembly!

374
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,960
We have glued ourselves

375
00:21:47,581 --> 00:21:50,000
to the Prime Minister's house to
protest

376
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,520
against climate change.

377
00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:53,320
Ha! Very good.

378
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:59,680
Global warming is the biggest threat
to our planet, planet Earth.

379
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,600
What can we do to stop it?
- Hmm...

380
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,200
Hey, you! What are you doing?

381
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,960
Me? Nothing. It's only plastic.

382
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,800
Plastic is slowly choking me...

383
00:22:20,361 --> 00:22:23,080
filling my oceans and killing
wildlife.

384
00:22:23,461 --> 00:22:27,740
- What can I do?
- Recycling!

385
00:22:28,941 --> 00:22:30,560
Take that.

386
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,581
We'll recycle him later.

387
00:22:33,582 --> 00:22:36,400
Oh, I don't think that's
appropriate, Class 9.

388
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,440
- What have you done to this chair?
- Superglue.

389
00:22:46,781 --> 00:22:49,360
You're part of the protest too, sir.

390
00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:51,560
That isn't funny, Ceri. All right,
stop this now.

391
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,920
Saving the planet started thousands
of years ago.

392
00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:57,061
In the beginning, the Earth Goddess

393
00:22:57,062 --> 00:23:00,720
was the one who expressed herself through
the many.

394
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:04,440
She was the great void, the
beginning of all things.

395
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:07,181
All souls were born from her sacred
womb,

396
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,661
lived for a span upon her body, the
Earth,

397
00:23:10,662 --> 00:23:13,061
then returned to her tomb-womb

398
00:23:13,062 --> 00:23:14,880
- at death.
- Tomb-womb?

399
00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:16,800
I'm sorry, I don't think that's key
stage 2.

400
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,140
But Mr King said...

401
00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:21,360
Look, I don't know who this Mr King
was

402
00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:24,560
or what he was teaching you, but it's
not normal, all right?

403
00:23:25,021 --> 00:23:27,200
I'm going to make an official
complaint.

404
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,840
Now please get me out of this chair.

405
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,520
In the 15th century,

406
00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:35,880
Peru children were sacrificed to the
gods

407
00:23:35,890 --> 00:23:38,451
to try and end natural disasters.

408
00:23:38,452 --> 00:23:44,560
But in modern times, we the children
are demanding sacrifices of our own.

409
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,600
What are you talking about?

410
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,621
Wait, wait, is this why you killed the
tadpoles?

411
00:23:49,622 --> 00:23:52,560
- To try and end climate change?
- No talking, Mr King.

412
00:23:52,981 --> 00:23:57,200
- We listen with these, not these.
- I'm not Mr King!

413
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,421
- Tight lips, sir.
- No, no, don't...

414
00:24:10,461 --> 00:24:12,960
We have learned about reusable
energy.

415
00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:15,621
We have learned about recycling and
rebirth.

416
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,280
John Barleycorn was the first man to
recycle himself,

417
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:23,000
to replenish the Earth's bounty. This
is his story.

418
00:24:48,781 --> 00:24:51,920
- # There were three men come out of
the west

419
00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:54,560
# Their fortunes for to try

420
00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:57,741
# And these three men made a solemn
vow

421
00:24:57,742 --> 00:25:01,520
- # John Barleycorn should die... #
- What on earth is going on here?!

422
00:25:04,021 --> 00:25:07,080
- What do you think you're doing?
- We're doing our assembly, sir.

423
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,240
Assembly? That's not till next week.

424
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,600
Are you all right, Mr Curtis?

425
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,240
What have they done to your mouth?

426
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,760
We were about to tell the story of
John Barleycorn.

427
00:25:23,381 --> 00:25:27,520
Ah, my favourite part. Carry on.

428
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,680
John Barleycorn represents the life
cycle of the field.

429
00:25:31,690 --> 00:25:34,080
He is crowned once a year at the
start

430
00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:38,240
of the harvest festival and revered as
the Corn King.

431
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,480
Last year, as you discovered,
Mr Hardy was given the honour.

432
00:25:42,701 --> 00:25:45,320
This year, the crown is yours.

433
00:25:45,330 --> 00:25:48,200
We discovered you are as nature
intended.

434
00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:51,080
Uncut and still sheathed.

435
00:25:53,581 --> 00:25:56,880
A perfect candidate for our new corn
king.

436
00:25:56,901 --> 00:25:59,200
Thank you, Ceri, you did it
beautifully.

437
00:25:59,821 --> 00:26:02,750
When his reign is ended, the King is
returned

438
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,920
to the land and honoured with a triple
death -

439
00:26:05,221 --> 00:26:07,720
drowned, strangled and dismembered,

440
00:26:07,730 --> 00:26:12,400
his broken body buried in the field
to ensure a fertile harvest.

441
00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:17,440
- Like human beans!
- Exactly, Gwen, like human beans.

442
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,541
You and your fancy friends in London
may pat yourselves on the back

443
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:27,360
that you've finally woken up to
environmental issues, but...

444
00:26:28,941 --> 00:26:32,000
we've been doing our bit for the
planet for centuries now.

445
00:26:33,261 --> 00:26:34,800
Come, children.

446
00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:39,440
The King is dead. Long live the King.

447
00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:42,440
Long live the King!

448
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,400
- Winnie, we're ready for you now.

449
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:33,080
- You're going to do my leeks the
world of good.

450
00:27:33,499 --> 00:27:36,299
# There were three men come out of
the west

451
00:27:36,301 --> 00:27:38,960
# Their fortunes for to try

452
00:27:39,301 --> 00:27:42,101
# And these three men made a solemn
vow

453
00:27:42,102 --> 00:27:44,640
# John Barleycorn should die

454
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,640
# Fa la la la la, fa la la la la

455
00:27:47,961 --> 00:27:50,720
# Fa la la la la la la

456
00:27:50,781 --> 00:27:53,480
# Fa la la la la, fa la la la la

457
00:27:53,501 --> 00:27:56,040
# Fa la la la la la la

458
00:27:56,381 --> 00:27:59,360
# They wheeled him all around the
field

459
00:27:59,701 --> 00:28:02,120
# A prisoner to endure

460
00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:05,240
# And in the barn poor Barleycorn

461
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:08,040
# They laid him upon the floor

462
00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:10,960
# Fa la la la la, fa la la la la

463
00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:13,240
# Fa la la la la la la

464
00:28:13,701 --> 00:28:16,600
# Fa la la la la, fa la la la la

465
00:28:16,610 --> 00:28:19,760
# Fa la la la la la la

466
00:28:19,770 --> 00:28:22,680
# They hired men with the crab tree
sticks

467
00:28:22,690 --> 00:28:25,080
# To cut him skin from bone

468
00:28:25,341 --> 00:28:28,300
# And the miller, he served him worse
than that

469
00:28:28,310 --> 00:28:31,200
# For he ground him between two stones

470
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,000
# Fa la la la la, fa la la la la

471
00:28:34,101 --> 00:28:36,480
# Fa la la la la la la

472
00:28:36,821 --> 00:28:39,720
# Fa la la la la, fa la la la la

473
00:28:39,901 --> 00:28:42,440
# Fa la la la la la la... #

474
00:28:42,442 --> 00:28:43,104
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