1 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:02,482 Okay... hole me. 2 00:00:04,219 --> 00:00:05,719 - Mm! - Nothin' but mouth. 3 00:00:05,754 --> 00:00:08,121 - Whoa, impressive. - Are you kidding me? 4 00:00:08,156 --> 00:00:09,679 That's uh-nothing. 5 00:00:09,715 --> 00:00:11,324 Diaz has been chucking D-holes 6 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,093 into my mouth-piece since we were back at the academy. 7 00:00:13,128 --> 00:00:14,294 Check this out. 8 00:00:34,216 --> 00:00:35,548 Oh! 9 00:00:35,584 --> 00:00:37,250 - Oh! - Uh-oh. 10 00:00:37,285 --> 00:00:38,785 Heads! 11 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:39,786 What the...? 12 00:00:42,557 --> 00:00:45,058 It's finally happening! 13 00:00:59,027 --> 00:01:03,027 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 14 00:01:05,113 --> 00:01:08,148 Attention, Nine-Nine. We have an announcement. 15 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,235 "Shrek Live" is coming back to Broadway! 16 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:11,511 - Nope, you dreamed that. - Aw. 17 00:01:11,547 --> 00:01:14,239 We just came in here to tell you to save the date, 18 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,374 because we're getting married on May 15th. 19 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,808 We found a venue! 20 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,777 Wow! 21 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,113 Finding a place in the spring in New York is impossible. 22 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:24,082 Sharon and I had to get married in Albany in December. 23 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,650 Terry was too cold to consummate. 24 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,519 - Hm, good to know. - We got really lucky. 25 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:30,122 The place was booked solid for the next two years, but a couple fell out. 26 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:31,556 Of a fifth-floor window. 27 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,458 She was teetering and he tried to grab her... 28 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,060 Babe, we agreed we wouldn't talk about that part. 29 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,461 Right... sorry. It was gruesome. 30 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,796 Never again. The EMTs said that 31 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,364 it was a meat pancake. I'm done. 32 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,832 So, tell us about the venue. 33 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,367 Oh, well, there's not much to tell... 34 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:44,102 other than it's a gorgeous mansion! 35 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,670 - Big ol' house! - With a professional kitchen. 36 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,272 - Chop-chop, y'all! - Ooh. 37 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:48,340 A private library for the ceremony. 38 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:49,341 My girl loves books! 39 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,375 Seven bathrooms! 40 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,676 No lines, ladies! 41 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:52,744 And an outdoor reception area. 42 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,413 Uh-can I get a gazebo? 43 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,783 I apologize to a host of communities. 44 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,668 The point is, these nuptials are going to be "toit"! 45 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,554 Speaking of "toit nups," we better get going, 46 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:03,855 because we don't have a lot of time and we have 47 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,090 to meet with 17 wedding vendors. 48 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,225 A jam-packed schedule that could only be achieved 49 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,527 by a type-A personality! 50 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,228 - Jake. - Yep, we gotta go. 51 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,097 I have some unfortunate news. 52 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,132 An NYPD officer has gone missing. 53 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,600 The department suspects foul play. 54 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,602 Oh, my God. Do we know the officer? 55 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,337 Yes, it's... 56 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,839 Sergeant Peanut Butter. 57 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,308 - My nemesis. - Your nemesis is a horse? 58 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:24,743 Are you still mad at Peanut Butter 59 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,611 because he won a medal the same day as you? 60 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,027 He totally upstaged me. He Tucci-ed me! 61 00:02:29,063 --> 00:02:30,650 Look what you get if you do an image search 62 00:02:30,686 --> 00:02:32,818 of "Charles Boyle, medal of valor." 63 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,287 Huh? They cropped me out of my own photo! 64 00:02:35,691 --> 00:02:37,758 You just keep that tab open on your phone all the time? 65 00:02:37,794 --> 00:02:39,474 No, I just looked it up real fast. You didn't see. 66 00:02:39,510 --> 00:02:41,726 Captain, I solved it. Charles kidnapped Peanut Butter. 67 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:44,629 I did not. But it's no surprise that somebody did. 68 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,665 Hey, my kids love that horse. 69 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,568 Your kids need help wiping their butts, Sarge. 70 00:02:48,604 --> 00:02:50,702 They're not exactly geniuses. 71 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,171 The actual suspect is Jesse Gurmwald, 72 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,873 a disgruntled civilian admin 73 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,175 who was recently fired by the mounted unit. 74 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,777 He's gone to ground, but detectives throughout 75 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,213 the city are checking every possible hideout. 76 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:03,782 Diaz, Boyle: here's a list of locations in our precinct. 77 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,250 - Be thorough. - Yes, sir. 78 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,798 And just to be clear, 79 00:03:06,834 --> 00:03:08,854 if I went missing, you guys would conduct 80 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,566 an equally thorough search, right? 81 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,358 You should get going. 82 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:15,360 So, we can wrap it in silk, 83 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,662 or, for a more rustic feel... burlap. 84 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,631 Oh... that's neat, but... 85 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,733 We want these nups to be toit. 86 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,468 - Excuse me? - Could we wrap the flowers 87 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:26,338 in "New York Times" crossword puzzles from key dates in our lives? 88 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,839 Oh... is that something you'd like? 89 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,742 Uh, boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! 90 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,844 Here's the deposit. 91 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,746 I designed you a signature cocktail. 92 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,314 I call it the "Peraltiago." 93 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,682 Ooh! 94 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:43,063 Mm... and the judges give it a score of... 95 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,857 Jeremy, did you make that cake that I called you about? 96 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:49,878 Yes, I wasn't entirely sure if you were joking or not, but... 97 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,464 A Nakatomi Plaza cake? 98 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,232 The groom is on a licorice hose. 99 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:55,867 Welcome to the wedding, pal. 100 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,402 Oh, Amy. 101 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,905 These nups may be getting too toit. 102 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,274 Since Diaz and Boyle are searching for Peanut Butter, 103 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:04,743 I need you to be available to work any cases that might come in. 104 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,977 Of course, Captain. My pleasure. 105 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,273 Morning, Amanda. 106 00:04:07,567 --> 00:04:09,281 Oh, and I thought we should transfer 107 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,216 the Glenmoore assault to the Nine-Eight. 108 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,851 Absolutely. Brian. 109 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,405 Looking swole. 110 00:04:14,441 --> 00:04:16,488 You're looking swole. Is today leg day? 111 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:18,990 Legs for an hour, two hours blasting the glutes. 112 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:21,226 Terry's got butt for days! 113 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,393 Excuse me? 114 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,496 I said, "Terry's got butt for days!" 115 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,797 Please stop talking about my body. 116 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,299 - What? - I'm Teri. 117 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,600 You just said I had "butt for days." 118 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,602 Oh, I see what just happened. 119 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:31,903 Terry's gonna regret this. 120 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,538 - Are you threatening me? - No! 121 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:36,187 No, no. This is a misunderstanding. 122 00:04:36,223 --> 00:04:39,411 My name is also Terry, and I was talking about my butt. 123 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,712 So you were complimenting your own body? 124 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,480 Well, I'm pretty proud of it. 125 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:43,782 Do you know how old I am? 126 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,351 Okay. Apology accepted. 127 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,237 Seems pretty arrogant, though. 128 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,755 This might not be the right time, 129 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,757 but talking about yourself in the third person 130 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,726 - has finally... - Terry knows! 131 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,429 - I love our venue so much. - Me too. 132 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,965 It's like our very own Hogwarts. 133 00:04:59,001 --> 00:05:01,902 - Yes! And I'm Hermione. - Yes! And I am Snape. 134 00:05:01,938 --> 00:05:03,301 - What? - I never realized I could 135 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:05,270 have feelings this strong about a building. 136 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,571 Okay, we just have to drop off our deposit, 137 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,273 and then we're done for the day. 138 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,475 Well, it would appear that we have achieved 139 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,877 what scholars refer to as the "toitest of nups"! 140 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:13,979 Indeed! 141 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,914 Ooh! 142 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,415 Oh, hi Susan. 143 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:18,783 - Hey. - We're normal people. 144 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,819 Hi, I was just about to call you guys. 145 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,622 Ah, well, no need to call, because we are here. 146 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,890 - And we've got our deposit. - Thank you so much. 147 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,460 We just booked all our vendors. It's really happening. 148 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,961 Yeah, about that... 149 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,663 Wait, what's wrong? Something's wrong. 150 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:32,964 That's the look my mom gave me right before 151 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,666 she told me that my dad left. 152 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,402 Oh, God, did my dad leave my mom again? 153 00:05:36,438 --> 00:05:37,902 - How do you know my mom and dad? - You know, I'm so sorry. 154 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,337 There must have been a mix-up. 155 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,006 Someone just contacted my manager 156 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,841 and booked the venue before you got here. 157 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,876 But we had an oral agreement. 158 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:47,712 You said we had until the end of the day... EOD. 159 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,981 It's not EOD. The D hasn't E'd. 160 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,850 It won't be E'd for ages! 161 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,868 I'm sorry. It's out of my hands, you know? 162 00:05:53,904 --> 00:05:55,771 Someone just swooped in and got it. 163 00:05:55,807 --> 00:05:57,722 Wait. Susan... Susan! 164 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,325 Who? Who would do that? 165 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,060 Amy, we had something great in the palm of our hands, 166 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,628 and then someone swooped in at the last minute 167 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,063 and stole it? 168 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,564 There's only one person who would do that. 169 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,533 No. But... it couldn't be! 170 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:09,634 Ah, but it is. 171 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:11,736 The Vulture! 172 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,471 Suckers. 173 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,774 Oh, no. Our nups have been un-toitened. 174 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,022 We've got loose nups. 175 00:06:19,069 --> 00:06:21,086 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 176 00:06:21,122 --> 00:06:22,721 What's your game here, Vulture, huh? 177 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:23,889 Why are you renting our venue? 178 00:06:23,924 --> 00:06:25,157 Why do you think, meat farts? 179 00:06:25,192 --> 00:06:26,925 - I'm getting married. - Really? 180 00:06:26,961 --> 00:06:28,727 You once told me that marriage is for women and gays. 181 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,263 And that the only thing you're married to is banging married chicks. 182 00:06:31,298 --> 00:06:32,698 Yeah, and I meant it all. 183 00:06:32,733 --> 00:06:35,434 But love? Love hath changed me. 184 00:06:35,469 --> 00:06:37,803 No it hathn't. You just vultured our venue. 185 00:06:37,838 --> 00:06:39,358 Yeah, but I did it for love. 186 00:06:39,394 --> 00:06:41,385 My fiancée, she means everything to me. 187 00:06:41,421 --> 00:06:43,842 You know, she's hot like a chick, she's smart like a guy. 188 00:06:43,878 --> 00:06:45,210 Just talking to her gives me a Harrelson. 189 00:06:45,246 --> 00:06:46,278 - Harrelson? - Woody. 190 00:06:46,313 --> 00:06:47,946 - Ew. - Yeah. 191 00:06:47,982 --> 00:06:49,415 Look, I know I've become that gross, sappy guy, 192 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,716 but dude, she's the first chick I ever wanted 193 00:06:50,751 --> 00:06:51,950 to hang out with post-bang. 194 00:06:51,986 --> 00:06:53,975 I can't believe a real person has agreed to marry you. 195 00:06:54,011 --> 00:06:55,387 Oh, my lady's real, all right. 196 00:06:55,423 --> 00:06:57,156 Her name is Jean Munhroe, 197 00:06:57,191 --> 00:06:59,058 and we complete the living hell out of each other... 198 00:06:59,093 --> 00:07:00,426 sometimes twice a night. 199 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:01,860 both groan] 200 00:07:01,896 --> 00:07:03,095 Hey, you know what? 201 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:04,730 I need to handle this right now. 202 00:07:04,765 --> 00:07:06,331 Look, I know how hard it is to find a venue. 203 00:07:06,367 --> 00:07:07,933 But if it could happen for me, it could happen for you. 204 00:07:07,968 --> 00:07:10,269 It happened for you because it did happen for us. 205 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:11,503 Chins up, dingdongs. 206 00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:13,238 I'm trying to be happy over here. 207 00:07:13,274 --> 00:07:14,406 Ugh. 208 00:07:14,442 --> 00:07:16,041 Jake, what are we gonna do? 209 00:07:16,077 --> 00:07:18,010 We already gave deposits to all our vendors. 210 00:07:18,045 --> 00:07:19,344 We're gonna get this place back. 211 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:20,846 How? The Vulture's not gonna budge. 212 00:07:20,881 --> 00:07:24,403 Yeah, maybe, but he does have a weak spot: his woman. 213 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:26,452 Not that women are weak. Just, she's our best shot, 214 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,020 - and she happens to be a woman. - Totally. 215 00:07:28,055 --> 00:07:29,922 Let's go talk to that spineless skank. 216 00:07:29,957 --> 00:07:31,457 Yeah. 217 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,992 Why do we even have police horses anymore? 218 00:07:34,028 --> 00:07:36,128 We have motorcycles now. They're faster, cooler. 219 00:07:36,163 --> 00:07:37,863 They also don't get boners in the background 220 00:07:37,898 --> 00:07:39,865 of every photo of you and the mayor. 221 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:41,696 What do you mean? A horse is a perfect partner. 222 00:07:41,732 --> 00:07:43,302 Tough, scary, and they don't show you 223 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:46,238 30 pictures of their kid dressed as Wario for Halloween. 224 00:07:46,273 --> 00:07:47,706 I'm not talking about Nikolaj. 225 00:07:47,742 --> 00:07:49,973 I literally just showed you those pictures five minutes ago. 226 00:07:50,009 --> 00:07:51,808 Really? I don't remember that. 227 00:07:51,844 --> 00:07:52,809 Hmm. 228 00:07:57,017 --> 00:07:59,051 NYPD! Hands where we can see 'em! 229 00:07:59,086 --> 00:08:00,452 Step away from Peanut Butter. 230 00:08:00,488 --> 00:08:02,020 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on? 231 00:08:02,056 --> 00:08:03,889 You guys thought you could catch me? 232 00:08:08,963 --> 00:08:10,229 I'll head him off. 233 00:08:10,264 --> 00:08:12,164 Fine, I'll get the dumb horse. 234 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:15,834 All right. Oh, boy, oh, boy. 235 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,269 Come on, you idiot! 236 00:08:19,273 --> 00:08:20,239 Run! 237 00:08:20,274 --> 00:08:21,940 Ugh, you dumb horse. 238 00:08:21,976 --> 00:08:22,975 Ha! 239 00:08:24,278 --> 00:08:25,511 Peanut Butter! 240 00:08:30,417 --> 00:08:32,217 Stop! Peanut Butter, stop! 241 00:08:32,253 --> 00:08:33,585 - Stop! - Boyle! 242 00:08:33,621 --> 00:08:35,487 Just let go! 243 00:08:35,523 --> 00:08:37,856 Okay, we have to force the She-Vulture, 244 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,859 Jean Munhroe, to give us our venue back, so put on your game face, 245 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,327 'cause we're about to stare down the devil. 246 00:08:42,363 --> 00:08:44,496 Devil can't stare if the devil's got tears in her eyes 247 00:08:44,532 --> 00:08:45,597 and blood in her ears. 248 00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:47,065 Oh, I love your intensity. 249 00:08:47,101 --> 00:08:48,267 All right, this is where she works. 250 00:08:48,302 --> 00:08:49,835 "The Zenith Fund." 251 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:51,436 Ulch, it even sounds evil. 252 00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:53,005 Of course it is. She's marrying the Vulture. 253 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,306 Everything about her is evil. 254 00:08:54,342 --> 00:08:57,808 Time to enter the den of bastards who deserve to die. 255 00:08:59,046 --> 00:09:01,914 All right, snake, show your face... it's a charity. 256 00:09:01,949 --> 00:09:03,348 Amy, it's a charity. 257 00:09:03,384 --> 00:09:05,417 Look at this: "Jean, your selflessness 258 00:09:05,452 --> 00:09:08,704 "puts us all to shame. Humbled, Michelle Obama." 259 00:09:08,845 --> 00:09:11,056 Damn, Jean. 260 00:09:11,091 --> 00:09:12,891 Hi. Can I help you? 261 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,294 Uh, yes. We're looking for Jean Munhroe. 262 00:09:15,329 --> 00:09:17,362 - We know her fiancé. - Oh, I'm Jean. 263 00:09:17,398 --> 00:09:19,431 Are you Jake and Amy? 264 00:09:19,466 --> 00:09:21,066 Keith has told me all about you. 265 00:09:21,101 --> 00:09:22,634 - He says you guys are the best. - Really? 266 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:25,204 - Keith says that? - Yeah... oh, Janice? 267 00:09:25,239 --> 00:09:27,439 That village needs rice. Double the last shipment. 268 00:09:27,474 --> 00:09:29,901 Just take the overage out of my paycheck. 269 00:09:30,277 --> 00:09:32,945 So, what brings you guys to the Zenith Fund? 270 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:35,514 Uh... actually, something super important... 271 00:09:35,549 --> 00:09:37,149 Oh, I am so sorry. 272 00:09:37,184 --> 00:09:39,184 - I've gotta take this. - Mm-hmm. 273 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:40,802 What do you mean, "roadblock"? 274 00:09:40,838 --> 00:09:42,888 Do I have to fly down there and talk to the rebels myself? 275 00:09:42,923 --> 00:09:44,456 Just get the rice to those kids. 276 00:09:44,491 --> 00:09:46,665 Asante sana, Rafiki. 277 00:09:47,094 --> 00:09:48,360 Sorry about that. 278 00:09:48,395 --> 00:09:50,095 Wow, your job sounds very intense. 279 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:51,930 No, no, no, it's nothing compared to what 280 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,565 these children go through on a daily basis. 281 00:09:53,601 --> 00:09:56,001 It really puts things in perspective. 282 00:09:56,036 --> 00:09:57,102 - Right. - So, 283 00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:58,470 what was the important thing 284 00:09:58,505 --> 00:09:59,504 you came down here to talk about? 285 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:02,207 Uh... the kids. 286 00:10:02,243 --> 00:10:04,443 - And the rice. - And... 287 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:07,735 putting the rice... in the kids. 288 00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:11,650 Ladies and gentlemen, we have two new donors! 289 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,086 Yay! 290 00:10:14,121 --> 00:10:15,487 Ooh, there's a bell. 291 00:10:15,522 --> 00:10:17,089 Oh! 292 00:10:17,124 --> 00:10:20,198 Do y'all have an ATM? 293 00:10:20,561 --> 00:10:24,029 Sir, can I get $350 in petty cash? 294 00:10:24,064 --> 00:10:26,598 I need to throw an ice cream party for Teri-with-an-I, make sure 295 00:10:26,634 --> 00:10:28,567 - there's no hard feelings. - Why? 296 00:10:28,602 --> 00:10:30,269 She gets it was a misunderstanding. 297 00:10:30,304 --> 00:10:32,170 She's a Teri, and you're a Terrance who, 298 00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:35,507 even though he's not a child, still goes by a nickname ending in a Y. 299 00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:38,076 I mean, don't people call you Ray? 300 00:10:38,112 --> 00:10:39,344 How dare you. 301 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,013 Sir, I don't want any tension 302 00:10:41,048 --> 00:10:43,348 between the squad and the uniformed officers. 303 00:10:43,384 --> 00:10:45,118 I'm just thinking about the precinct. 304 00:10:45,154 --> 00:10:46,451 You're lying. 305 00:10:46,487 --> 00:10:48,186 You're upset because Teri-with-an-I called you 306 00:10:48,222 --> 00:10:51,056 arrogant, and you have a pathological need to be liked. 307 00:10:51,091 --> 00:10:53,125 What? No, I don't. 308 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,993 I just happen to be a great person 309 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,628 who's naturally beloved by all... 310 00:10:56,664 --> 00:10:58,887 despite my personal ambivalence. 311 00:10:58,923 --> 00:11:02,034 Well, if that's true, then you won't mind walking across the bullpen 312 00:11:02,069 --> 00:11:04,369 without saying hello to anybody. 313 00:11:04,405 --> 00:11:05,704 No problem. 314 00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:07,472 No nods allowed. 315 00:11:07,508 --> 00:11:08,607 What? 316 00:11:08,642 --> 00:11:10,242 Okay, it's gonna be okay. 317 00:11:10,277 --> 00:11:12,010 You're a busy sergeant. 318 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,179 They can't always expect you to be friendly. 319 00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:15,981 Time to go to frown town. 320 00:11:16,016 --> 00:11:17,616 Let's do this, Jeffords. 321 00:11:17,651 --> 00:11:19,017 - Hey, Sarge. - Bill! 322 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,352 What up, man? 323 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,721 You were right. 324 00:11:22,756 --> 00:11:24,990 Terry loves to be loved! 325 00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:27,592 Hey, Monica! Hey, Dough. 326 00:11:27,628 --> 00:11:30,362 Ooh, who wants a nod? 327 00:11:30,397 --> 00:11:33,031 Hey. Any luck finding a new venue 328 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,633 - that's available on May 15th? - Yeah. 329 00:11:34,668 --> 00:11:37,002 May 15, 2026. 330 00:11:37,037 --> 00:11:38,337 Please tell me the vendors are giving us back 331 00:11:38,372 --> 00:11:39,671 - our deposits. - Yes. 332 00:11:39,707 --> 00:11:41,306 One of them. The photographer. 333 00:11:41,342 --> 00:11:42,741 Provided that you hang out with him, 334 00:11:42,776 --> 00:11:44,176 so how do you feel about spending the weekend 335 00:11:44,211 --> 00:11:45,277 on his houseboat in Yonkers? 336 00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:46,511 Ugh, Jake. 337 00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:48,080 Forget the perfect wedding. 338 00:11:48,115 --> 00:11:49,448 - We're screwed. - I know. 339 00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:52,217 I can't believe that saint of a woman is actually marrying the Vulture. 340 00:11:52,252 --> 00:11:53,785 Maybe he's changed. 341 00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:55,087 - How is that even possible? - I don't know. 342 00:11:55,122 --> 00:11:56,288 Nothing makes sense anymore. 343 00:11:56,323 --> 00:11:58,790 The Vulture's not the Vulture, good is bad, up is down, 344 00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:00,192 there's a young pope, winter has come. 345 00:12:00,227 --> 00:12:02,394 That reminds me: I ordered some premium cable channels. 346 00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:06,498 Hitchcock? What was that sound? 347 00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:08,367 I just got an alert from my hookup app. 348 00:12:08,402 --> 00:12:11,269 I'm about to boink with a local single in my area. 349 00:12:12,573 --> 00:12:13,772 - Ames. - Jake. 350 00:12:13,807 --> 00:12:15,073 - Ames. - Jake! 351 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,144 - Ames! - Jake! 352 00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:18,176 Up is up, down is down, the Vulture still boinks! 353 00:12:19,242 --> 00:12:20,965 I need to handle this right now. 354 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,898 I can't believe that bastard is cheating on nice Jean. 355 00:12:22,934 --> 00:12:24,583 We have to save her. We have to break them up. 356 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,451 - For nice Jean! - And the starving kids. 357 00:12:26,487 --> 00:12:28,153 - And Michelle Obama. - And a little side benefit: 358 00:12:28,188 --> 00:12:29,970 if we break them up, we get our venue back. 359 00:12:30,006 --> 00:12:31,556 Yes, but the main reason is to save a wonderful person 360 00:12:31,592 --> 00:12:33,125 from making a horrible mistake. 361 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,526 Of course. That's obviously the point. 362 00:12:34,561 --> 00:12:36,128 The venue is just secondary. 363 00:12:36,163 --> 00:12:37,262 What venue? We're great people. 364 00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:39,498 Hey, Jake. 365 00:12:40,228 --> 00:12:41,294 See? 366 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,159 Okay, so the Vulture is cheating on Jean Munhroe, 367 00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:46,348 which totally tracks, because he is the epitome of awful. 368 00:12:46,384 --> 00:12:48,195 - Ooh, nice use of "epitome." - Thanks, babe. 369 00:12:48,231 --> 00:12:49,697 My question is, why pretend to change? 370 00:12:49,732 --> 00:12:51,198 I mean, why get married at all? 371 00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:52,700 I'll tell you why. 372 00:12:52,735 --> 00:12:54,835 Because Jean's dad is worth $100 million, 373 00:12:54,871 --> 00:12:56,370 and she's his only heir. 374 00:12:56,406 --> 00:12:57,931 Then why did she need our $1,000? 375 00:12:57,967 --> 00:13:00,341 I mean, I'm so happy we gave the money 376 00:13:00,376 --> 00:13:01,776 so the kids could have rice and et cetera. 377 00:13:01,811 --> 00:13:03,377 - So, how do we break them up? - Simple. 378 00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:04,945 We catfish him with Hitchcock's hookup app. 379 00:13:04,981 --> 00:13:07,314 Then, when he takes the bait, we make him end things 380 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,250 with Jean respectfully and gently. 381 00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:10,718 Perfect. She hurts for a bit, 382 00:13:10,753 --> 00:13:12,286 but she eventually moves on, 383 00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:13,454 and she finds a much better man. 384 00:13:13,489 --> 00:13:16,223 Yes. And as a distant, secondary benefit, we get the mansion back. 385 00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:17,709 Agreed. Okay. 386 00:13:17,745 --> 00:13:19,493 So, let's create a temptress 387 00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,429 - that will boink-match with him. - Yeah. 388 00:13:21,464 --> 00:13:23,764 - What's the sexiest name? - Valerie. 389 00:13:24,227 --> 00:13:26,293 That was fast. Do you know a Valerie? 390 00:13:26,329 --> 00:13:28,308 No. I wish. 391 00:13:29,305 --> 00:13:30,805 All right, she's 19, 392 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,340 from Daytona, and her job is "spray tannist." 393 00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:35,276 Ugh, "tannist." Not a real word. 394 00:13:35,311 --> 00:13:36,277 - It's perfect. - Yeah. 395 00:13:36,312 --> 00:13:37,712 Okay, she's into 396 00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:39,780 spring break, bong rips, slurping shots, 397 00:13:39,816 --> 00:13:42,004 and crop tops that say "little cutie." 398 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,987 - Noice. - She is not into... 399 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:46,687 nerds, wearing pants, needy guys, monogamy, 400 00:13:46,723 --> 00:13:48,975 or feminism, and her quote is, 401 00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:50,982 "Whatever happened to 'Girls Gone Wild'?" 402 00:13:51,018 --> 00:13:53,360 This Valerie sounds like a real pill. 403 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,498 Okay. Let's see who our matches are. 404 00:13:57,533 --> 00:13:59,567 Here we go. 405 00:13:59,602 --> 00:14:01,244 Uh-huh. 406 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,570 Gross, mm-hmm. 407 00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:04,726 Oh, Hitchcock. 408 00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:07,508 I mean, "Dave, age 28"? 409 00:14:07,543 --> 00:14:08,976 - Ugh. - Come on. 410 00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:10,511 - Oh! - Gotcha. 411 00:14:10,546 --> 00:14:12,429 There he is. All right. 412 00:14:12,465 --> 00:14:14,238 And so begins the delicate dance. 413 00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,293 We begin with a simple hello. 414 00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:18,103 And then we wait, so as not to seem too aggressive... 415 00:14:18,139 --> 00:14:19,689 No, he sent us a picture of his penis! 416 00:14:20,757 --> 00:14:22,389 Oh, God, he just sent 15 more. 417 00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:23,591 Oh, God, it's horrible. But it's wonderful. 418 00:14:23,626 --> 00:14:25,206 We're gonna save Jean! 419 00:14:25,242 --> 00:14:26,427 Yes, and we're gonna get the mansion back! 420 00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:28,477 - Oh, no. - Yeah, he put a little hat on it. 421 00:14:28,513 --> 00:14:29,545 Ugh. 422 00:14:29,866 --> 00:14:31,499 Hey, there you are. 423 00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:33,334 - You okay? - Yeah, no burns. 424 00:14:33,369 --> 00:14:35,402 The doctor said I was lucky my body was so damp. 425 00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:36,937 - So why did it take so long? - Well, the EMT spent 426 00:14:36,973 --> 00:14:38,439 loads of time on Peanut Butter. 427 00:14:38,474 --> 00:14:39,507 But you know what? 428 00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:42,984 I don't care, because I saved that dumb horse, so I'm the hero. 429 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:46,367 And this time, when I get my medal, my whole face will be in the picture. 430 00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:48,706 - You haven't seen "The Post," have you? - What? No. 431 00:14:48,742 --> 00:14:49,884 - Why? - Somebody was walking 432 00:14:49,919 --> 00:14:52,419 by the fire and took a picture on their cell phone. 433 00:14:52,455 --> 00:14:55,589 What? That's not what happened. I saved him. 434 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,957 That's not how they're reporting it. 435 00:14:56,993 --> 00:14:59,026 No, look. "Daily News" got it right. 436 00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:00,494 Yeah. 437 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,897 "Hero Cop Saves Helpless Buffoon." 438 00:15:02,932 --> 00:15:05,966 Oh, no. Am I the buffoon? 439 00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:07,911 Uh-oh, dropped your phone. Now we'll never know. 440 00:15:07,947 --> 00:15:09,180 Wait. 441 00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:10,749 There was a dash cam in the car. 442 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,339 We have footage of what really happened! 443 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,557 Brass already called. They don't want us releasing that footage. 444 00:15:14,593 --> 00:15:16,785 A hero horse is good PR for the department. 445 00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:19,457 Hey, man, uh... Peanut Butter's going on "Ellen." 446 00:15:19,493 --> 00:15:21,882 "Ellen"? That's my dream! 447 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:25,099 Now he gets to dance with DJ tWitch! 448 00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:27,788 What's going on here? 449 00:15:28,108 --> 00:15:30,708 I'm throwing Teri-with-an-I's party with my own money. 450 00:15:30,744 --> 00:15:32,390 I didn't know her favorite kind of ice cream, 451 00:15:32,426 --> 00:15:34,054 so I printed a photo of her and showed it 452 00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,616 to all the ice cream places within 30 blocks. 453 00:15:36,652 --> 00:15:39,834 Nobody recognized her, so I got every flavor... 200 pints. 454 00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:41,602 This is the greatest day of my life. 455 00:15:41,638 --> 00:15:44,038 Have you considered this Teri-with-an-I might not 456 00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,540 - be an ice cream person? - I did think that. 457 00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:48,223 That's why there's a taco bar coming. 458 00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:49,992 - Yes. - Plus barbecue. 459 00:15:50,028 --> 00:15:51,111 - Yes. - Plus a popcorn guy. 460 00:15:51,147 --> 00:15:52,680 - Yes. - Plus vegan options. 461 00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:53,781 - Why? - Sergeant, 462 00:15:53,816 --> 00:15:55,482 you've become unhinged. 463 00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:56,684 There's always gonna be people in this world 464 00:15:56,719 --> 00:15:57,751 who don't like you. 465 00:15:57,787 --> 00:15:58,986 That's a fact of life. 466 00:15:59,021 --> 00:16:00,250 I hear you, sir. 467 00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,656 But I hate the feeling of people being mad at me. 468 00:16:02,692 --> 00:16:04,425 So what? 469 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,126 I was voted least friendly in high school, 470 00:16:06,162 --> 00:16:07,595 and here I am, a police captain. 471 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:09,563 Do you know what Mr. Popularity 472 00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:11,846 Vincent Mondale is doing these days? 473 00:16:11,882 --> 00:16:13,734 He's a sociologist, for God's sake. 474 00:16:13,769 --> 00:16:15,636 Sociologist, Terry. 475 00:16:15,671 --> 00:16:17,471 I'm sorry, but I gotta do this. 476 00:16:17,506 --> 00:16:19,374 Okay, but just know... 477 00:16:20,118 --> 00:16:22,151 if you go through with this party, 478 00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:23,619 I will like you less. 479 00:16:26,515 --> 00:16:27,982 Hello, Vulture. Got a minute? 480 00:16:28,017 --> 00:16:29,617 Doesn't matter. We don't care. 481 00:16:29,652 --> 00:16:31,418 Let me guess. You guys are here to cry 482 00:16:31,454 --> 00:16:32,753 about the wedding venue that I stole from you 483 00:16:32,788 --> 00:16:34,622 - fair and square, right? - No. 484 00:16:34,657 --> 00:16:36,590 Actually, we wanna talk to you about some other things. 485 00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:39,193 Like spring break, slurping shots, 486 00:16:39,228 --> 00:16:40,928 and hating pants. 487 00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:43,352 Wait a second, why does that sound familiar? 488 00:16:43,388 --> 00:16:46,165 I don't know. Maybe you should ask... Valerie. 489 00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:48,202 Yeah, that's right. We catfished you. 490 00:16:48,237 --> 00:16:49,870 - Boom. - You're Valerie? 491 00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:51,472 Ah, I can't believe I actually wasted 492 00:16:51,507 --> 00:16:53,596 my sweet dong snaps on you bozos. 493 00:16:53,632 --> 00:16:56,043 All right, here's how this is gonna go. 494 00:16:56,078 --> 00:16:57,845 You are gonna break up with Jean, 495 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,681 because we all know you're just marrying her for her money. 496 00:17:00,716 --> 00:17:02,149 You're gonna do it nicely and respectfully, 497 00:17:02,184 --> 00:17:03,784 and you're gonna make a generous donation 498 00:17:03,819 --> 00:17:04,985 - to her charity. - Nice touch, Ames. 499 00:17:05,021 --> 00:17:06,186 You guys got it all wrong. 500 00:17:06,222 --> 00:17:07,488 I don't care that she's rich. 501 00:17:07,523 --> 00:17:08,522 Look, I love her. 502 00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:09,957 I just got spooked. 503 00:17:09,992 --> 00:17:11,191 You put a vulture into a cage, and... 504 00:17:11,227 --> 00:17:12,860 It freaks out. 505 00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:14,495 Actually, vultures do very well in captivity 506 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,864 - and they mate for life. - Research burn. 507 00:17:16,899 --> 00:17:20,104 All right, look. I'm deleting the app from my phone as we speak, okay? 508 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,140 Come on. Jean's over 30. 509 00:17:22,176 --> 00:17:23,691 No amount of money in the entire world 510 00:17:23,727 --> 00:17:25,292 could make me marry a woman that old. 511 00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:26,640 But love can. And will. 512 00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:28,045 You have two options. 513 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,347 Either you break up with her... 514 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,078 Or we send her the penis pics... 515 00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:33,747 even the one next to the... I'm guessing, a mini soda can? 516 00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,115 - Nah, it was regular size. - Really? 517 00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:37,584 Oh, Jean's here. So what's it gonna be? 518 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,187 You gonna tell her, or do we have to? 519 00:17:40,222 --> 00:17:41,789 - I've changed. - Nope. 520 00:17:41,824 --> 00:17:43,123 - I won't do it again. - Nope. 521 00:17:43,159 --> 00:17:44,792 I'll give you the venue. 522 00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:46,115 - Oh. - What's that? 523 00:17:46,151 --> 00:17:48,062 I'll give you the venue if you don't say anything, 524 00:17:48,097 --> 00:17:49,730 but if you do, I'm gonna keep it. 525 00:17:49,765 --> 00:17:52,078 Even if she and I break up, all right? I love her. 526 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,135 I promise you this. 527 00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:55,703 - Deal. - Okay. 528 00:17:55,738 --> 00:17:57,237 Now just act normal, please. 529 00:17:57,273 --> 00:17:59,073 Oh, wow. What a surprise. 530 00:17:59,108 --> 00:18:01,008 - My donors. - Hello, Jean Munhroe! 531 00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:03,495 Nice to see you, Jean Munhroe! 532 00:18:04,185 --> 00:18:05,973 You all looked so intense when I got here. 533 00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:07,174 What were you talking about? 534 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:08,175 - Crime scene. - Soup. 535 00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:09,777 Uh... soup crime scene. 536 00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,640 The Chowder Killer's back at it again. 537 00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,409 Oh, I haven't heard of him. 538 00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:15,595 Yeah, well, he just moved to Manhattan... 539 00:18:15,631 --> 00:18:17,397 from New England. 540 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,895 You guys are so lucky to all work together. 541 00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:22,972 Oh, my gosh, what is Keith like at work? 542 00:18:23,008 --> 00:18:25,042 Aw, Keith? Our Keith? 543 00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:26,468 Well, he's a real crack-up, 544 00:18:26,504 --> 00:18:27,670 I'll tell you that for free. 545 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,595 We have so many inside jokes. 546 00:18:29,631 --> 00:18:31,019 - So many inside jokes. - Mm-hmm. 547 00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:32,714 Hey, guys... potato salad? 548 00:18:34,637 --> 00:18:36,548 You wouldn't understand. It's from work. 549 00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:38,116 Oh, my gosh, you guys are so crazy. 550 00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:39,640 Yeah. 551 00:18:39,939 --> 00:18:41,272 So how did you two meet? 552 00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:42,943 Oh, someone stole from my charity, 553 00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:44,979 and another detective was working on the case so hard 554 00:18:45,014 --> 00:18:47,216 for months, and Keith came in, 555 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,486 and solved it right away. 556 00:18:49,522 --> 00:18:51,306 Swooped in like an eagle. 557 00:18:51,342 --> 00:18:53,309 That's why my nickname's the Eagle. 558 00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:54,711 - Right, guys? - Yep. 559 00:18:54,747 --> 00:18:56,898 Everyone calls him... 560 00:18:57,093 --> 00:18:58,692 The Eagle. 561 00:18:58,728 --> 00:19:00,938 So, when did you decide to propose? 562 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,532 Oh... ah, well, we were just hanging out one night, 563 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,835 and I looked over at Amy and it hit me. 564 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:11,038 She's incredible and my best friend, 565 00:19:11,074 --> 00:19:13,174 and I just knew in that moment... 566 00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:15,403 I wanted to spend my life with her. 567 00:19:15,439 --> 00:19:18,099 I know what you mean. Keith and I are the same way. 568 00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:21,082 It is so nice to finally find someone I can trust. 569 00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:22,983 Oh, boy. 570 00:19:23,019 --> 00:19:25,143 - I can't do this. - Yeah, it's bad. 571 00:19:25,179 --> 00:19:27,783 Jean, we have to show you something. 572 00:19:27,819 --> 00:19:29,757 - No! - A penis? Why? 573 00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:31,984 Yep, should've explained it first. 574 00:19:32,124 --> 00:19:34,765 Reese Witherspoon is optioning the Peanut Butter story? 575 00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:36,768 - What? - Forget that dumb horse. 576 00:19:36,804 --> 00:19:38,204 Have you seen this? 577 00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:42,074 "Exclusive Dash Cam Footage Reveals 578 00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:44,277 Hero Cop Saved Sergeant Peanut Butter." 579 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,544 I don't understand. How'd they get this? 580 00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:47,746 Somebody must have leaked it. 581 00:19:47,782 --> 00:19:49,163 Perfect partner isn't a horse. 582 00:19:49,199 --> 00:19:51,846 The perfect partner is somebody who, no matter how much they hate you, 583 00:19:51,881 --> 00:19:52,980 would run through a fire to save your life. 584 00:19:53,015 --> 00:19:55,062 Aw. Thank you, Rosa. 585 00:19:55,098 --> 00:19:57,609 You're welcome. All right, come with me. 586 00:19:57,645 --> 00:19:58,986 We're going to Shaw's. 587 00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:01,088 - Whoa, all this is for me? - Yep. 588 00:20:01,124 --> 00:20:03,715 You saved Peanut Butter, even though he's a dick. 589 00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:06,561 - He is a dick. - To Charles Boyle, everybody! 590 00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:08,259 To Charles Boyle! 591 00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:09,897 Thanks, guys. 592 00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:12,171 So, Terry, you decided not to throw a party 593 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:14,073 - for Teri-with-an-I? - You were right. 594 00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:15,603 Why bother trying to win over a stranger 595 00:20:15,638 --> 00:20:17,938 when I can make someone I care about happy instead? 596 00:20:17,974 --> 00:20:20,341 Well, for the record, Jeffords... 597 00:20:20,973 --> 00:20:23,774 I like you a lot and I always have. 598 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,946 All right. Whatever. 599 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:27,724 I taught him well. 600 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,913 Who am I kidding? Terry needs a hug! 601 00:20:29,949 --> 00:20:31,685 Mm? 602 00:20:33,089 --> 00:20:35,199 Hey, I'm still a little shaken up. 603 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,158 - We did the right thing, right? - Yes, definitely. 604 00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:39,001 She's way better off without him. 605 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,261 And she let him know it. 606 00:20:40,296 --> 00:20:42,026 Yeah, for a human angel, girl could throw down. 607 00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:43,495 I hate wasting rice... 608 00:20:43,531 --> 00:20:45,761 but I hate you more! 609 00:20:45,797 --> 00:20:47,596 She may be the coolest woman I've ever met. 610 00:20:47,632 --> 00:20:49,379 - Yeah. - So, what's up with the wedding? 611 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,656 Do we need to find a new venue? 612 00:20:50,692 --> 00:20:52,940 Actually, we found a place that's available on the same date. 613 00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:55,743 - Ooh, is it another mansion? - No, it is not. 614 00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:57,782 Listen up, everybody! 615 00:20:57,818 --> 00:20:59,041 We are getting married 616 00:20:59,077 --> 00:21:01,073 - in a public rec center! - Super cheap! 617 00:21:01,109 --> 00:21:02,774 - On a basketball court! - Squeak-squeak! 618 00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:05,037 - With one working bathroom! - Ladies gotta wait! 619 00:21:05,073 --> 00:21:06,506 And it's in deep Staten Island. 620 00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:08,055 Destination wedding, y'all! 621 00:21:08,507 --> 00:21:09,840 But the point is, 622 00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:12,793 these nuptials are still gonna be... mad toit. 623 00:21:12,828 --> 00:21:14,128 I would marry you in a dumpster. 624 00:21:14,163 --> 00:21:16,263 Aww, I would marry you in a dumpster. 625 00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:18,784 Dudes, the Vulture's throwing 626 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,988 an all-girl pudding wrestling party in a mansion in May! 627 00:21:22,024 --> 00:21:24,808 It's the only important thing happening that day! 628 00:21:25,422 --> 00:21:27,117 - After party? - Fits our budget.