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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Whatever it is, I'm here for you.

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I got a girl pregnant.

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Oh, no.

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I messed up.

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Oh, no.

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What do I do?

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Oh, no.

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Please, say anything else.

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I'm trying!

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Okay...

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Are you sure she's pregnant?

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Yes, she took a test.

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Sometimes those things are wrong.

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She took more than one.

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Well...

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Are you sure it's yours?

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Some gals like to get around.

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Dad, she's pregnant, it's
mine and she's having it.

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Y'all are too young to have a baby!

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I am. She's actually 29.

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Oh, no.

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You realize you have
to tell your mother.

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Well, I just told you.

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Maybe we let it sit awhile.

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I can't know this and keep it to myself.

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Dale did. Like a champ.

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Georgie, you have to tell her.

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Fine.

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Will you at least be there?

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Yeah.

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And tell her?

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What's going on? Everything okay?

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You might want to sit.

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Now you're scaring me.

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No one died.

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Kind of the opposite, actually.

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Tell me.

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Um...

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I-I'm gonna...

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I'm gonna have a baby.

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- Are you kidding me?!
- It's true.

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Okay, now I do need to sit.

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? Or you can tell my lips
to tell my fingertips ?

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- Missy.
- ? They won't be reaching out ?

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? For you no more ?

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? But don't tell my heart ?

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? My achy breaky heart ?

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? I just don't think he'd understand ?

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What are you doing?

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It felt weird coming in
without being invited.

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That's because everything
you do is weird.

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Where's Mom and Dad?

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I don't know.

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I just got home and no one's here.

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You sure?

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It's a tiny house and Dad's a big guy.

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Thanks for the heads-up.

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Where are you going?

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To watch R-rated movies

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until they get back, doy.

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What do we even know about this girl?

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Well, that's the thing...

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Buckle up.

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She's 29.

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Years old?! Oh, my...

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Guess we're standing again.

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What kind of 29-year-old

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dates someone your age?!

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Obviously the kind that was lied to.

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What are we gonna do?

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That's what we're figuring out.

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You're gonna have to marry her.

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I think so, too.

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Hell no!

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What do you mean, "no"?

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He got her pregnant!

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Mary, she's 29.

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Well, what choice does he have?

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She's not gonna marry him.

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What's wrong with me?

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You're an idiot.

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You're irresponsible.
You live in a garage

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and use a sink as a toilet!

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Care to jump in?

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Hello?

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Yeah, baby?

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I was just
wondering where everyone was.

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Uh, we're just in here talking.

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We'll be out in a little bit.

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- Everything okay?
- I'm fine.

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But Missy's watching
a movie called Porky's.

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I don't know what that is.

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- That one's rough.
- Not good.

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I'll be right back in, baby.

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Hmm.

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You're gonna have to
introduce us to this girl.

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Why?

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'Cause she's having our grandbaby,

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you dumb son of a bitch.

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George! But what he said.

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I'll ask her, but she's not
very happy with me right now.

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Yeah, I like her already.

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Relax, you earned this one.

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Thank you.

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You coming back to bed?

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In a minute.

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Kind of déjà vu, huh?

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Kind of.

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I wanna be furious
at him, but how can I?

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The trick is to forget we did
the same thing, then it's easy.

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At the time, it seemed like
our lives were over, but...

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then Georgie was born.

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With that crazy head of hair.

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And just like that it was

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the best thing that
could have happened to us.

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What kind of cigarette
are you smoking there?

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Oh, so, what do we do now?

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We don't have a lot of choices.

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We're gonna be grandparents and, uh...

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What's the girl's name again?

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Mandy.

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And Mandy is gonna be part of our lives

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in some shape or form
until we're, you know, dead.

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What do you mean, "shape or form"?

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Georgie's gotta marry her.

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No, Mary, he doesn't.

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How am I supposed to
set foot in my church

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if our son has a child out of wedlock?

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It's nobody's business.

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It's a small town, George,

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everything is everybody's business.

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You ever stop to think maybe she doesn't

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want to marry a 17-year-old?

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He'll be 18 in March.

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All right, you're just being ridiculous.

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I'm being a Christian.

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When you were born, you were a
gift from God but that does not

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change the fact that
I am very mad at you!

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All right.

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- You look like crap.
- Thanks.

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- You go out drinking last night?
- Of course not.

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'Cause when I look that bad,

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I been out drinkin'.

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I just didn't get much sleep.

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Oh? Something bothering you?

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Well...

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there are some things

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going on that are...

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- ...of concern.
- Morning.

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- Morning.
- Good morning.

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Everything okay?

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- Yeah.
- You bet.

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Don't seem like it.

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Well, it is. Go get ready for school.

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Carry on.

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Before I say anything,

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I owe you an apology.

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Love 'em, hit me.

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I was just thinking about the hell

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I put you through when...

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Mom, have you seen my
Thursday socks? I looked in

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my drawer and I could only
find Wednesday and Friday.

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Thursday's are in the dryer.

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Mm.

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Oh. Here's the little rascals.

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You were saying?

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I was just thinking about

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when I was pregnant with Georgie, and...

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how hard that must've been for you.

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I'm sorry.

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Georgie got that girl pregnant?

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Keep your voice down. And... yes.

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Oh...

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Something weird's going on.

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If you mean my missing socks,

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they were in the dryer
clinging to Dad's boxer shorts.

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I mean with Mom. When
I was in the kitchen,

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she and Meemaw got real quiet.

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I was just in there and
they seemed perfectly normal.

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And what about last night?

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What about it?

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They were talking in the garage

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with the door shut.

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What's odd about that?

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Nobody in this house talks.

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Hmm. What do you think is going on?

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I don't know, but I'm
telling you, it's bad.

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Not necessarily.

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Maybe they're planning
a surprise party for us.

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Our birthday isn't for months.

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True. Maybe they needed some lead time.

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You can't expect Stephen Hawking
to roll in at a moment's notice.

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Come on, I'm taking you both
to school. Let's move it.

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He looks terrible.

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He has had heart problems,

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plus he's been having
a rough time at work.

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Not to mention he's pretty chunky.

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Oh, dear. I wonder if
RadioShack makes a defibrillator.

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That girl is like ten
years older than him.

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Because he lied to her.

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I told him from the start
that he needed to come clean,

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and be honest.

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Morning.

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I know everything.

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Dang it.

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Why'd you have to tell her?

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She is my mother, and...

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Taking the kids to school.

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- Bye.
- Have a good day.

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- I see it now.
- Mm-hmm.

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Okay, in my defense...

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You have no defense. You're an idiot.

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That was a big part of my defense.

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When do we get to sit down with her

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and talk this through?

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Ah, yeah, here's the thing about that:

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she ain't real eager to meet y'all.

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Why not?

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Did you want to meet George's
parents when he knocked you up?

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I was not "knocked
up," I was with child.

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And he's right there.

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- What?
- Nothing.

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I love you.

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Okay.

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In case it's not apparent, she
was speaking for both of us.

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Okay.

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Ah, damn it. I'm not
here to fight with you,

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or pass judgment on you,
I just want to talk about...

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where we're going with all this.

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There's nothing to talk about.

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- All this is my business.
- That's true.

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I just thought it
might be nice if you got

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to meet Georgie's family.

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I haven't even told my own parents yet.

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Just so you know, I went
through this very thing

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with my own daughter, Georgie's mom.

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So, we get it.

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Really?

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We just want to be helpful.

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Well, I'm not very happy
with Georgie right now.

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Nobody is. We get it.

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Thanks, Brenda, I really appreciate it.

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Oh, nothing major, just, um,
some family stuff that we need

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to talk about and it'd be
better if the kids weren't here.

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Great, I'll send 'em over at 6:00?

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Okay.

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Where are we going?

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Don't be sneaking up on me.

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I wasn't sneaking. Where are we going?

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Brenda invited you and your brother over

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to dinner with Billy tonight.

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- Why?
- Because they're nice people!

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Wow. Take a pill.

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I don't see why I got to wear a tie.

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Because we want to
make a good impression.

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She already met this
bozo, aren't we past that?

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Hey, let's just keep in mind,
I didn't do this by myself.

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It takes two to tango.

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Do you even know what a tango is?

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It's sex, ain't it?

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Pastor Jeff is right next door.

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Maybe I should invite him to join us.

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Why?

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So we can bring God
into the conversation.

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God let her get pregnant.
I think He's done enough.

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Okay, that's her.

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00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:16,828
Um, everybody, let's
make her feel welcome.

270
00:13:18,615 --> 00:13:21,442
- Welcome.
- Hello.

271
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,280
Yo.

272
00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:31,845
So, Mandy, what do you do?

273
00:13:31,848 --> 00:13:33,548
Right now I'm just waiting tables.

274
00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:36,489
Well, people need to eat.

275
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,397
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

276
00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:44,734
You know what I enjoy?
That T-G-I-F Friday.

277
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:48,042
They got a whole menu
page, just appetizers.

278
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,740
I hope brisket's okay.

279
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,787
Georgie wasn't too sure
what kind of food you liked.

280
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,875
We didn't do a lot of
eating when we were together.

281
00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,098
So, Mandy, your people from around here?

282
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,143
Uh, Oklahoma originally.

283
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,265
Well, we won't hold it against you.

284
00:14:07,335 --> 00:14:09,672
I guess we don't even
know your last name.

285
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,197
- McAllister.
- Scottish, right?

286
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,484
Right.

287
00:14:13,487 --> 00:14:15,742
'Cause if it was Irish,
it'd be O'McAllister.

288
00:14:16,916 --> 00:14:19,351
So, you're Catholic?

289
00:14:19,354 --> 00:14:20,945
I'm not really anything.

290
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,990
But you'll be raising this child

291
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,968
with some sort of religious upbringing.

292
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,213
I haven't really thought about it.

293
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,346
Well, that's one of the
things we can help with,

294
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,652
starting with grace.

295
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,743
- Mom...
- We're starting with grace!

296
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,619
Heavenly Father...

297
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,367
Why not heavenly mother?
Don't, just don't.

298
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:48,343
Heavenly Father,

299
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,017
bless this food and the
hands that prepared it.

300
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:54,543
And thank you for bringing
Mandy into our family

301
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,922
and watch over this
child as he or she grows

302
00:14:57,925 --> 00:15:00,520
and becomes a God-fearin' Baptist, amen.

303
00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:01,942
Amen.

304
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,293
Smooth.

305
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:05,482
You like meatloaf?

306
00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:06,921
Yeah, is that what we're having?

307
00:15:06,924 --> 00:15:09,210
No, just making dinner conversation.

308
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,212
We're having spaghetti.

309
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,910
With hot dogs cut up in it?

310
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,389
Ew, no.

311
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,000
I'd like to go home, please.

312
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,218
We can't.

313
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,132
How come?

314
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,221
Yeah, how come?

315
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,296
We don't know.

316
00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:23,224
The leading theory is my father's dying.

317
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,791
I don't think that's it.

318
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,289
Well, something's wrong.

319
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,620
Maybe they're getting
divorced like my mom and dad.

320
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,625
Billy! We don't talk about that.

321
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,280
Never mind.

322
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:42,504
So, Mandy, my mother mentioned that

323
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:45,203
your folks don't know about the baby.

324
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,944
No, not yet.

325
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,085
Well, I'm sure they'll be excited

326
00:15:49,088 --> 00:15:50,391
when you tell them you're bringing

327
00:15:50,393 --> 00:15:52,004
new life into the world.

328
00:15:52,914 --> 00:15:54,777
Is that how you felt
when she got pregnant?

329
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,301
About the baby?

330
00:15:56,303 --> 00:16:00,000
Yeah. The guy who did it?

331
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,262
Mutual.

332
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,348
They kid around like that.

333
00:16:03,351 --> 00:16:05,914
Yeah, all good fun.

334
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:08,828
Well, regardless of what
goes on with your parents,

335
00:16:08,831 --> 00:16:11,266
we want you to know
that we are here for you

336
00:16:11,269 --> 00:16:14,296
and the baby, who we
will love and cherish.

337
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,321
Thank you.

338
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,328
Me, too. In fact, if you want,

339
00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:20,151
I can go with you to tell your parents.

340
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,979
Yeah, and then my father can shoot you.

341
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,807
I'm not kidding.

342
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,950
Maybe it would be better
if you went to your parents

343
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,509
with, um, good news first.

344
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,902
- And what would that be?
- Well...

345
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,209
everybody loves a wedding.

346
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,312
Would you stop with that?

347
00:16:36,315 --> 00:16:39,179
- It needs to be discussed.
- No, it doesn't.

348
00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:41,395
I'm having a baby, I don't
need to marry another one.

349
00:16:41,398 --> 00:16:43,565
I know I'm young now,
but think about it...

350
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:48,396
When you're a dried-up old lady,
I'll be your hot trophy husband.

351
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,551
Maybe her dad should put you down.

352
00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:51,953
I just think that

353
00:16:51,956 --> 00:16:56,142
God wants children raised within
the bonds of holy matrimony.

354
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,102
Mary, they already
made one giant mistake,

355
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,714
they don't have to make another.

356
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,369
So, marrying me was a mistake?

357
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,676
I'm not talking about us,
I'm talking about them.

358
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:10,070
I think we all know who
you're talking about.

359
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,695
You really want to do this now?

360
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,583
You're honestly happy with
how your life turned out?

361
00:17:13,585 --> 00:17:14,683
You have no regrets?

362
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,598
That "giant mistake" gave us

363
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,499
our children who I love very much.

364
00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:20,950
- What about your husband?
- Oh, I love him just fine!

365
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,996
Oh, nice, put that on a Hallmark card.

366
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,242
What do you want me to say?

367
00:17:24,245 --> 00:17:25,738
I want you to admit that this marriage

368
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,566
hasn't exactly been a bed of roses.

369
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,177
Wake up, no marriage is a bed of roses!

370
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,781
- Well, then I guess we nailed it!
- I guess we did!

371
00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:35,156
And that kid is gonna be Baptist!

372
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:40,086
So, Mandy, glad you came?

373
00:17:41,882 --> 00:17:44,061
Makes perfect sense,
they're getting divorced.

374
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,714
If they do, I'm staying with Mom.

375
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,296
That's fine, I'll take Dad.

376
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,457
And if he does die, you'll
get the house to yourself.

377
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,703
You can live with us.

378
00:17:50,706 --> 00:17:53,112
Nobody's dying, nobody's
getting divorced.

379
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,375
Except you and Dad.

380
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,437
Just eat your dinner.

381
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,904
I wonder if our dad met another woman.

382
00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:02,165
Nobody met nobody. You
eat your dinner, too.

383
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,385
My dad's with another woman. She's nice.

384
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,703
Dinner!

385
00:18:05,706 --> 00:18:08,538
Which would be perfect with
little chunks of hot dog in it.

386
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,087
Her name is Martha Jean.

387
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,264
Billy!

388
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,309
She works at a tanning salon.

389
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,062
Thanks for coming.

390
00:18:18,065 --> 00:18:21,227
Yeah, it was great.

391
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:24,449
Okay, so, I'll talk to you?

392
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,234
I guess.

393
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,149
What are you doing?

394
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,803
Giving you a kiss good night.

395
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,687
I think you've given me enough.

396
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:35,169
Hey. Mandy, hold up.

397
00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:36,565
Go away.

398
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,209
Sorry about all the yelling.

399
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,688
Are they always like that?

400
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,690
Not in front of company.

401
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,934
So, it's kind of like
you're already family.

402
00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:52,870
- Lucky me.
- Mm.

403
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,484
Speaking of which, when are
you gonna tell your folks?

404
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,441
I was thinking about
waiting until my mom

405
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,051
tells me to lay off the pie.

406
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,820
Well, just remember,

407
00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:05,823
if you ever need anything, call me.

408
00:19:05,826 --> 00:19:07,945
I've already been through
this with my daughter,

409
00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:10,085
so I know how to do it wrong.

410
00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:12,308
Thanks.

411
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:26,165
You get a hug and I get nothing.

412
00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:35,215
I know it didn't go
great the other night,

413
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,304
but I meant what I said...
I'll be there for you.

414
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,480
- Georgie, not now.
- I'm serious.

415
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,312
I'll go to baby classes with you.

416
00:19:41,315 --> 00:19:43,226
You need to learn that breathing stuff.

417
00:19:43,229 --> 00:19:46,007
Okay, one chicken fried
steak and a cheeseburger.

418
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,489
Ain't you gonna refill their water?

419
00:19:47,492 --> 00:19:48,837
Go away!

420
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,124
Also, you'll be throwing up

421
00:19:50,127 --> 00:19:51,739
in the morning... I'm good with that.

422
00:19:51,742 --> 00:19:53,320
You may not know, but your feet

423
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,843
are gonna swell up, and your boobs.

424
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,528
I'll rub whatever you need rubbed.

425
00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:57,542
Good to know.

426
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,413
Table three, order up.

427
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,835
Want me to get that?

428
00:20:00,838 --> 00:20:02,068
You know, in your condition.

429
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,591
Georgie, I got it.

430
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,799
Sorry, I'll quit bothering you.

431
00:20:05,802 --> 00:20:07,543
Great. Just one more thing.

432
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,335
I love you.

433
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,601
What?

434
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,037
You ain't got to say it back.

435
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:15,953
Yeah, I'm not gonna.

436
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,695
Don't forget their water!

437
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,610
I have new information.

438
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:23,959
What is it?

439
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:27,156
I heard them talking about a baby.

440
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,312
Oh, my.

441
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,139
You know what that means.

442
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,038
Mom's pregnant.

443
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,148
Exactly.

444
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:39,695
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