1 00:00:27,753 --> 00:00:29,393 Alfred! 2 00:01:18,943 --> 00:01:22,358 CREDITS 3 00:01:44,859 --> 00:01:47,379 What do you say, Bobby Jones? 4 00:01:47,866 --> 00:01:49,706 A direct shot through the bunkers, Sir. 5 00:01:49,727 --> 00:01:51,167 Get a good angle to the cliff. 6 00:01:52,877 --> 00:01:54,720 Excalibur, I think. 7 00:01:55,890 --> 00:01:57,714 - Are you sure, Sir? - Not remotely. 8 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:05,856 Unforgiving you called it. 9 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:08,343 Not at all, Sir. Man's club. 10 00:02:16,088 --> 00:02:18,720 Don't say a word, Bobby Jones. Not a single word. 11 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:25,698 Sir. 12 00:02:25,719 --> 00:02:27,840 You see, it's the "Sir" that's throwing me. 13 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,280 Corporal's as far as I got, two stripes, one leg. 14 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,120 - Whereas you... - Lieutenant. 15 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,040 Navy of course, that doesn't really count. 16 00:02:35,861 --> 00:02:38,150 - Do you miss it? - Sometimes. 17 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,960 Right, you are. So, you're cruising the Pacific, 18 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,080 you see a brochure for Marchbolt Golf Club 19 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,720 and the spread of adventure rises within you. 20 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,720 Marchbolt is not the long term plan. 21 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,280 I should bloody well hope not. 22 00:02:51,217 --> 00:02:54,000 Right. What do you suggest now, Sir? 23 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,360 The 3-iron, Dr Thomas. 24 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,750 Show an old man how it's done. 25 00:03:03,275 --> 00:03:05,475 That's an order, Lieutenant. 26 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:19,480 Do you hear that? 27 00:03:22,311 --> 00:03:23,705 Thought I heard something. 28 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,040 - Careful, Bobby. - Telescope. 29 00:03:36,685 --> 00:03:38,111 Oh, God. 30 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,760 No, no, no, no. 31 00:04:28,939 --> 00:04:30,179 Is he all right? 32 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,073 He's alive. 33 00:04:32,414 --> 00:04:33,600 I can't... 34 00:04:34,516 --> 00:04:36,360 I'll have to go and get help. 35 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,960 Try and keep him warm. 36 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,400 And say a prayer. 37 00:04:43,973 --> 00:04:46,332 They're coming. Help is coming. 38 00:04:52,187 --> 00:04:54,003 Why didn't they ask Evans? 39 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,280 Everything all right? 40 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:47,034 No. There's been an accident. 41 00:05:48,283 --> 00:05:50,680 I've sent for help. Can you see anyone? 42 00:05:55,394 --> 00:05:56,514 You... 43 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:26,600 Bloody hell. 44 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,720 My God. What happened here? 45 00:06:30,814 --> 00:06:33,046 I don't know. He must have fallen. 46 00:06:33,357 --> 00:06:35,277 - He's... - Dead, looks like. 47 00:06:36,948 --> 00:06:39,348 Dr Thomas has gone for help. 48 00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:42,300 - Did you see him? - No, no. Not a soul. 49 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,000 This place is like a graveyard. 50 00:06:45,382 --> 00:06:48,944 I'm sorry. It's a... bad choice of words. 51 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:56,848 Poor beggar. 52 00:06:57,192 --> 00:06:58,676 Is he a friend of yours? 53 00:06:58,894 --> 00:07:01,079 No. I've never seen him before. 54 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,960 Never seen me before either, have you? How rude. 55 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,240 Roger Bassington-ffrench, two small f's. 56 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,280 Just don't ask me what they stand for. 57 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:09,640 Bobby Jones. 58 00:07:12,188 --> 00:07:14,548 Listen, I hate to ask you this. 59 00:07:14,619 --> 00:07:16,165 Dr Thomas has gone for help. 60 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:18,760 - I am supposed to be... - You need to get off, do you? 61 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,556 Do you mind? I mean, 62 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:22,392 there's nothing more to be done. 63 00:07:22,765 --> 00:07:25,245 But even so, I don't want to leave him alone. 64 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,800 No, no. Absolutely. Doesn't seem right. 65 00:07:27,821 --> 00:07:30,400 I'll stand guard. Dr Thomas, was it? 66 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,000 Yes. You can't miss him. He has a wooden leg. 67 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,393 Well, I didn't see anyone, of course. 68 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,974 That's why I came, 69 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,120 looking for a new house, bit of peace and quiet. 70 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,520 Not... not this much, though. 71 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:45,060 Right. Well... 72 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:46,619 I really must be off. 73 00:07:46,846 --> 00:07:49,376 - Thanks for doing this. - No, don't mention it. 74 00:07:50,071 --> 00:07:52,414 You are dismissed, Bobby Jones. 75 00:07:59,588 --> 00:08:03,880 "Happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee 76 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,240 "as thou hast served us." 77 00:08:12,829 --> 00:08:14,720 Don't crush the ends 78 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,880 and when you lick it, you got to imagine 79 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,523 you were kissing a beautiful... 80 00:08:18,593 --> 00:08:21,113 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 81 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:24,485 Bloody hell. You could have done some damage there. 82 00:08:24,717 --> 00:08:27,397 Not really. These things are pretty solid. 83 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,120 - Why aren't you two in church? - Why aren't you? 84 00:08:30,895 --> 00:08:33,080 Good point. Excuse me. 85 00:08:38,937 --> 00:08:41,393 _ 86 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,400 At 3pm on Sunday, the 19th. 87 00:08:49,866 --> 00:08:53,224 Mrs Morgan has very kindly agreed to host once more. 88 00:08:54,504 --> 00:08:57,320 And I'm sure she would appreciate, as we all do... 89 00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,175 punctuality. 90 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,437 Hymn 84. 91 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:06,403 ** 92 00:09:24,957 --> 00:09:26,797 - Lovely to see you. - Thank you. 93 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:29,250 - Pa, I'm sorry. I got... - Excuse me. 94 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:31,210 Bobby, you don't have to do it. 95 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:33,170 No, I know. I know. I want to do it. 96 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,970 Yeah, well you agree to it, that's the thing. 97 00:09:35,068 --> 00:09:36,695 - I didn't force you, did I? - No. 98 00:09:36,716 --> 00:09:37,783 ** 99 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:40,529 - I can easily ask Janice. - Janice... 100 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,810 Can't play the organ, I know, but at least she can be here. 101 00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:43,970 Father. 102 00:09:47,410 --> 00:09:48,650 Who is that? 103 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:52,330 That is Lady Frances Derwent. 104 00:09:54,263 --> 00:09:55,490 Frankie. 105 00:09:57,650 --> 00:09:59,970 She's grown up. 106 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:03,371 Yes, Bobby. She has. 107 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,748 Your friend, Mr Beadon telephoned. 108 00:10:25,305 --> 00:10:26,694 Knocker? 109 00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:28,584 What did he say? 110 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:32,296 Apparently, he has the lease and you're going to be busy. 111 00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:37,050 Yes, Pa. I've been meaning to talk to you about this. 112 00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:39,290 A £120 for a garage, Bobby. 113 00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:41,290 It's not a garage. It's a sales room. 114 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:42,650 For crying out... 115 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:44,770 Knocker's put in a lot more than I have. 116 00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:46,207 He's got three cars already 117 00:10:46,238 --> 00:10:47,896 and I promised him that I would go halves. 118 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:50,462 Have you indeed? Well, I have not. 119 00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:52,850 Thank you, Mrs Roberts. That was delicious. 120 00:10:52,930 --> 00:10:54,690 - Finished? - Was it local? 121 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:56,738 - Local soup? - The fish. 122 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,970 From Bennett's in the high street. 123 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:01,048 And I've made some extra for the weekend. 124 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:06,290 - Carnival. - Yes. Of course. 125 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:07,970 Thank you. 126 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,050 A man died on the golf course this afternoon. 127 00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:15,318 Died? 128 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,690 Fell off a cliff. 129 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,550 Broke his back. 130 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,330 I was caddying for Dr Thomas. We found him on the 17th. 131 00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:25,424 I sat with him. 132 00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:27,170 Then he died. 133 00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:29,356 From the village? 134 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:31,650 I don't think so. Just a chap. 135 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,093 You sat with him, dear me. 136 00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:36,147 Did you say a prayer? 137 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,090 Yes. 138 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:43,570 Well, if he's not from the village, 139 00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:45,650 I doubt they want him buried here. 140 00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:49,090 Still. By the way, Graham Morris died. 141 00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:52,890 That's not a bad thing, is it? 142 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:54,490 Not really. 143 00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,170 They're gone, finally. 144 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,250 Made a right bloody mess in the galley. 145 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:52,417 Also, they got to call you at the inquest. 146 00:12:59,786 --> 00:13:01,447 Blimey. 147 00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:22,290 Lady Frances, a pleasure. 148 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,610 Good afternoon, man behind the counter. 149 00:13:24,690 --> 00:13:26,330 - Albert. - Alb. 150 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,250 Care to sell me a round of golf, Alb? 151 00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:31,010 Alas, Lady Frances, the course is closed. 152 00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:32,730 We had an incident here yesterday. 153 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:36,450 And the council... Well, you know what councils are like. 154 00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,210 I emphatically do not, Albert. 155 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,328 What sort of incident? 156 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,930 - A very unfortunate one. - Yes. 157 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,290 Making me beastly. 158 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:47,690 Perhaps I ought to play a round of golf just to take my mind off it. 159 00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:50,971 And of course, this, for the caddy. 160 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,330 Hello, Frankie. 161 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,810 I beg your pardon. 162 00:14:02,429 --> 00:14:05,789 I got you, Bobby Jones. I got you good and proper. 163 00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:12,490 The last time I saw you, 164 00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,544 you were on a pony called Ottoline and I think you were 12. 165 00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:18,354 As if I was ever 12. Madness. 166 00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:21,341 What about you? 167 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,450 You played rugby for the under 18s when you were 15? 168 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,450 Too dreaming. 169 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,210 And they said, you ran away to sea. 170 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:31,718 - Sort of. - But you've run back. 171 00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:34,621 Sort of. 172 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:37,770 Great story, Steve. Dragged a bit in the middle. 173 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:40,719 - Who 's Steve? - Always called you Steve. 174 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:43,010 I don't remember you calling me anything. 175 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,499 Not out loud. 176 00:14:45,556 --> 00:14:47,316 And what about you? 177 00:14:47,424 --> 00:14:49,210 What brings you back to Marchbolt? 178 00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:51,850 Nothing. London sent me back. 179 00:14:51,871 --> 00:14:54,271 You've heard of London. No wonder baffle you with jargon. 180 00:14:55,566 --> 00:14:58,450 Well it's full of people and yet there's nobody there. 181 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,170 Explain that to me, ancient mariner. 182 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,530 What are you doing? 183 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,010 Well, the first hole is a longish par-4, so, 184 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:07,482 I thought you might want to loosen up with a lofted wood. 185 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:11,050 - You're speaking Welsh now. - I thought you wanted to play. 186 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:12,846 Golf? 187 00:15:12,949 --> 00:15:15,589 Well, that is why I'm carrying your bag, isn't it? 188 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:16,890 Picnic. 189 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,730 - This is it? - It is. 190 00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:23,370 Now, the police have been here all day. 191 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,290 We probably shouldn't... Here we go. 192 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:37,755 Silent upon a peak in Marchbolt. 193 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,210 Do you have any balls? 194 00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:50,130 One dromedary. Two dromedaries. 195 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,810 Three dromedaries. 196 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:56,650 Three and a half dromedaries of knowing your life is ending. 197 00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:00,436 A matter of fact, it didn't end then. 198 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,090 He was alive when I found him. 199 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,290 - Only just but... - You were with him? 200 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:07,932 Bobby. What did you do? Did you say anything? 201 00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:10,930 - Nothing to say. - Did he? 202 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,930 I don't think he knew where he was. 203 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:14,770 Probably just as well. 204 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,730 Well, how? There are balls everywhere. 205 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,245 Yes and they're mine, all mine. 206 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,561 Once a month, the caddie's climb down 207 00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:23,382 collect the balls and resell them at the shops. 208 00:16:23,403 --> 00:16:24,930 It's one of the perks. 209 00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:29,049 She's a lucky girl, whoever she is. 210 00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:34,850 Hungry? 211 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:39,890 Wait a minute. 212 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:43,170 - He did say something. - What? 213 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,050 I think he said... 214 00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:47,912 "Why didn't they ask Evans?" 215 00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:51,270 And it beats me. 216 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,828 Last words are supposed to be a statement. 217 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,290 The will is behind the walnut bureau. 218 00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:01,607 Tell Edith I love her. 219 00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:05,280 You're not supposed to ask a question, then just die. 220 00:17:05,877 --> 00:17:08,877 It's possible he didn't know they were his last words. 221 00:17:09,893 --> 00:17:11,733 Sloppy. 222 00:17:14,090 --> 00:17:15,690 So how are you going to answer it? 223 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:20,090 - Answer it? I can't. - But you have to. 224 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,890 - Why? - Why? 225 00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:24,792 Because the man spoke his last words to you. 226 00:17:24,813 --> 00:17:27,466 That's a bond or something. It's well known. 227 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,537 Frankie, the man was dying. 228 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,810 He had no idea what he was saying. 229 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,130 Poor Alex Pritchard. 230 00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:43,324 Thought I was Steve. 231 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,355 You do continue to disappoint me. 232 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,610 Alex Pritchard is the name of the man who died. 233 00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:48,850 How do you know that? 234 00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:54,439 "The victim of the tragedy has been named 235 00:17:54,486 --> 00:17:56,310 "as Alex Pritchard..." That was my first clue. 236 00:17:56,349 --> 00:17:58,850 "who was identified by means of a photograph he was carrying 237 00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:00,370 "of his sister, Mrs Leo Cayman. 238 00:18:00,762 --> 00:18:02,322 "Mrs Cayman journeyed to Marchbolt 239 00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:04,610 "from Paddington late last night to identify the body. 240 00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:07,816 "Inquest will be held tomorrow." All that for a thruppence. 241 00:18:07,851 --> 00:18:09,371 Apparently, there's one every day. 242 00:18:09,616 --> 00:18:10,876 His sister. 243 00:18:10,908 --> 00:18:12,634 - _ - Who? 244 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,850 I saw a photograph. It was in his pocket. 245 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:16,370 You went through his pockets? 246 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,930 Certainly not. I just... 247 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,690 I meant you went through his pockets, I hope. 248 00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:22,290 - I would have. - I know you would have. 249 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,210 I was trying to work out what had happened. 250 00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,970 Of course you were. 251 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:28,431 Because you wanted to know if he was pushed. 252 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,649 All hands ** twice! 253 00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:02,219 - Knocker. - Hey, Bobby, old son. 254 00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:03,650 All right, watch the suit. 255 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:06,745 * Way, hay, roll and go * 256 00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:09,829 * Maybe one day she will have my baby * 257 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:13,290 * Gonna spend my money on Sally Brown * 258 00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:18,842 That is very fine work, midshipman. 259 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:20,723 Thank you, Sir. 260 00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:24,290 - Should we take for a run? - No, Sir. We shan't. 261 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:28,010 - Why not? - No engine. It's 25 quid. 262 00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:31,650 But up and running this thing worth 300 anywhere in the world. 263 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,370 Knocker, how are you going to sell a car without an engine? 264 00:19:34,391 --> 00:19:35,452 I'm not. 265 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:36,835 You are. 266 00:19:39,276 --> 00:19:40,729 Come on, man. 267 00:19:40,857 --> 00:19:42,591 Yeah? 268 00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:48,207 Move back, man. Move back. 269 00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:53,149 - Bobby. - Ivy. 270 00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:02,490 He's stronger than you, innit? 271 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:04,610 Who? Knocker? Much. 272 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:10,810 I'm proud of you, boy. 273 00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:12,570 But you've got the brains though? 274 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:14,353 No. He's got those, too. 275 00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:16,450 What'd I tell you? 276 00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:18,810 So, what have you got, Bobby Jones? 277 00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:21,570 That's it, boys and girls. That's it. 278 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,403 Rum. 279 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,130 Lieutenant, what me say, man? 280 00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:28,890 No thanks, Knocker. 281 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,586 Bit of a day tomorrow. 282 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:35,093 Night, Ivy. 283 00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:42,930 Both the wedge fractures of the thoracolumbar sections 284 00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:46,666 and the intra-abdominal damage are fully explained 285 00:20:46,687 --> 00:20:49,090 by the force of a body striking the rocks 286 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:50,797 from a considerable height. 287 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:53,217 You said the path was overgrown. 288 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,151 Enough to obscure the way? 289 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,890 Perhaps, if someone wasn't familiar with the terrain. 290 00:20:57,970 --> 00:21:00,650 But you are familiar, Dr Thomas. 291 00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:04,410 In your opinion, was the path a safe thoroughfare? 292 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:06,610 One that you yourself would have attempted? 293 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:09,060 I have a wooden leg. 294 00:21:09,159 --> 00:21:11,410 You're a friend of Frankie's? 295 00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:14,081 Cousin. 296 00:21:15,855 --> 00:21:17,255 Right. 297 00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:20,490 Distant or... 298 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:22,050 Norfolk. 299 00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:24,770 - No. I meant in terms of... - Norfolk branch. 300 00:21:25,547 --> 00:21:26,987 Derwent-Broxley. 301 00:21:27,610 --> 00:21:29,010 Robert Jones. 302 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:42,890 You are Robert Jones and you reside at the vicarage in Marchbolt. 303 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,530 - I am and I do. - Your occupation? 304 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:47,970 All dead ends, mostly. 305 00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:51,970 I picked fruit for Mr Barrett. 306 00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:55,130 I worked on the school roof after the storm. 307 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,409 I'll be operating carnival rides this week... 308 00:21:57,456 --> 00:21:58,970 Yes, yes. All right. 309 00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:00,810 And you were with Mr Pritchard 310 00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:03,170 at the moment of his demise, is that correct? 311 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,410 It is. 312 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,220 I heard a shout. 313 00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:12,330 And I climbed down, 314 00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:14,650 and there he was, at the bottom of the cliff. 315 00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:16,387 Were there words exchanged? 316 00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:17,890 Yes. 317 00:22:18,930 --> 00:22:20,423 What words exactly? 318 00:22:25,170 --> 00:22:26,130 I... 319 00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:28,690 told him that help was coming. 320 00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:32,130 All right. Thank you, Mr Jones. 321 00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:36,770 Amelia Cayman. 322 00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:42,450 Please state your name and address. 323 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:43,885 Amelia Cayman, 324 00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:46,441 17, St. Leonard's Gardens, Paddington. 325 00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:49,810 Mrs Cayman, when did you last see your brother? 326 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,690 Three days ago. 327 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,540 He told me he was going on a walking tour of Wales. 328 00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:57,010 He'd been away for some time and wanted to see the country. 329 00:22:57,090 --> 00:23:00,170 Away doing what? What was your brother's occupation? 330 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,694 Prospecting, is what he told me. 331 00:23:02,741 --> 00:23:04,612 He spent a lot of time abroad. 332 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:06,330 What about his temperament? 333 00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:10,570 Was your brother given to bouts of melancholy or depression? 334 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:13,130 Never. He was always very cheerful. 335 00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:15,450 He was looking forward to this walking tour. 336 00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:16,810 Yes. 337 00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:20,290 Mrs Cayman, do you recognise this key? 338 00:23:20,370 --> 00:23:24,610 The Police suspect that it was from a hotel or a boarding house. 339 00:23:24,690 --> 00:23:27,570 Which would explain why there was no luggage by the body. 340 00:23:27,650 --> 00:23:29,370 Not even a knapsack. 341 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,010 Can you identify it? 342 00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:32,450 No idea. 343 00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:36,690 I know that Alex didn't like carrying a knapsack. 344 00:23:36,770 --> 00:23:39,530 He meant to post parcels on alternate days. 345 00:23:39,610 --> 00:23:41,770 He posted one the day he left. 346 00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:44,970 He addressed it to Darbyshire, rather than Denbighshire. 347 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,610 So, it only got here today. 348 00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:51,850 I see. Now, your brother always carried a photograph of you. 349 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,337 With the name of the studio printed on the back. 350 00:23:54,384 --> 00:23:56,730 Did you know he was carrying this picture? 351 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:57,890 I did not. 352 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,290 It was taken a long time ago. 353 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,890 Would you like to pause? 354 00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:07,207 No, no. I just um... I just... 355 00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:12,947 had no idea Alex carried that picture all this time. 356 00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:15,710 I just wish I had one of him. 357 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,290 Thank you, Mrs Cayman. 358 00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:23,290 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 359 00:24:29,450 --> 00:24:30,974 Well played, Jones. 360 00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:36,170 Coroner is a bit of a goon, but he does the job. Listen. 361 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:39,050 In all the hoo-ha, I forgot to pay you for losing my ball. 362 00:24:39,130 --> 00:24:40,930 Right here, all right? 363 00:25:12,059 --> 00:25:14,379 They don't have a ticket, they're off. 364 00:25:14,570 --> 00:25:15,770 End of the night, 365 00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:17,730 return the tickets in the kettle, 366 00:25:17,810 --> 00:25:19,726 so we can pay our taxes. 367 00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:22,450 You're boxman. 368 00:25:22,530 --> 00:25:25,994 Three minutes in the afternoon. Two after sunset. 369 00:25:26,017 --> 00:25:27,770 Mr Miller, can I be boxman? 370 00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:30,130 I mean, I get seasick on the outside. 371 00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:32,330 - Do you get seasick? - No. 372 00:25:32,410 --> 00:25:33,690 Then switch. 373 00:25:33,770 --> 00:25:36,770 And remember, kids have got to be over five. 374 00:25:36,850 --> 00:25:39,570 Mothers have got to be under 30. 375 00:25:41,193 --> 00:25:42,372 Mr Miller? 376 00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:45,450 What happens to the trucks over the weekend? 377 00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:48,250 They rust. 378 00:25:53,214 --> 00:25:54,447 _ 379 00:26:09,890 --> 00:26:12,370 Bobby. We have visitors. 380 00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:14,702 You have visitors, I should say. 381 00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:19,130 Leo Cayman. How do you do? 382 00:26:23,730 --> 00:26:25,570 Did he suffer much do you think? 383 00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:28,050 I don't believe so. 384 00:26:28,570 --> 00:26:29,730 It was very... 385 00:26:30,730 --> 00:26:32,330 peaceful, I would call it. 386 00:26:32,410 --> 00:26:34,170 That's something. 387 00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:37,770 And he didn't speak at all? No last messages? 388 00:26:38,951 --> 00:26:39,911 No. 389 00:26:41,290 --> 00:26:43,970 - Regarding a burial it's... - Could he hear you? 390 00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:47,090 Amelia said you told him help was coming. 391 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:49,136 We wondered if he could hear you. 392 00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:51,010 I don't know. 393 00:26:51,090 --> 00:26:52,490 But I said it anyway. 394 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:54,916 And a prayer, I'm also happy to say. 395 00:26:56,330 --> 00:26:58,315 Well, not happy. 396 00:26:59,049 --> 00:27:00,569 So, he could hear you. 397 00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:03,450 I don't know. He said... 398 00:27:03,530 --> 00:27:05,050 I thought he didn't say anything. 399 00:27:05,388 --> 00:27:06,668 He didn't. 400 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:09,450 Well, at least I didn't think it was, anything. 401 00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:13,535 He said, "Why didn't they ask Evans?" 402 00:27:14,290 --> 00:27:15,500 What does that mean? 403 00:27:16,149 --> 00:27:17,349 I don't know. 404 00:27:17,395 --> 00:27:19,850 That's why I didn't attach any importance to it. 405 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:23,530 Amelia, did Alex know anyone called Evans? 406 00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:25,170 I don't believe so. 407 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:28,491 Do you know anyone called Evans? 408 00:27:29,810 --> 00:27:31,123 We're in Wales. 409 00:27:37,650 --> 00:27:40,690 Well, we are very much in your debt, young man. 410 00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:43,090 Very much. Very... 411 00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:45,450 delighted that you were there. 412 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:47,850 That somebody was there. 413 00:27:47,930 --> 00:27:50,850 We've arranged for burial in London. 414 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:53,330 As soon as the coroner releases the body, 415 00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:56,450 we'll have him transported by train. 416 00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:59,570 And, Pa tells me you're in the navy. 417 00:27:59,650 --> 00:28:00,575 Was. 418 00:28:00,731 --> 00:28:02,770 Robert's at a crossroads just now, 419 00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:04,318 the world is his oyster. 420 00:28:04,536 --> 00:28:07,850 Well, don't let that oyster go bad, ey? 421 00:28:07,930 --> 00:28:09,970 Ha! I wish you luck. 422 00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:11,361 Thank you. 423 00:28:11,810 --> 00:28:14,346 * Hooray, and up she rises * 424 00:28:14,770 --> 00:28:17,090 * Parts from the floor come in many sizes * 425 00:28:17,165 --> 00:28:18,570 Put your back into it, Jones. 426 00:28:18,599 --> 00:28:20,484 Eyeballs with a ball of grease, man? 427 00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:22,890 Be easier if I wasn't pulling you. 428 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:24,730 Makes a change. 429 00:28:25,379 --> 00:28:27,099 That's not what I meant. 430 00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:29,900 Forget the money. They're after the first month. 431 00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:32,222 Knocker, listen. 432 00:28:32,570 --> 00:28:34,490 If a man said something to you 433 00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:36,643 as his last words before he died, 434 00:28:37,594 --> 00:28:39,041 would you say that's... 435 00:28:40,225 --> 00:28:42,265 I don't know, would you call that a bond? 436 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,730 Blimey! 437 00:28:45,810 --> 00:28:47,810 We've got to get you to London, man. 438 00:28:53,890 --> 00:28:55,472 Going through! 439 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,760 - Who was that idiot? - Almost kill him. 440 00:28:59,841 --> 00:29:01,340 Come on, Frankie. Let's go. 441 00:29:01,746 --> 00:29:02,924 Frankie! 442 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,730 Bobby? What were you thinking? 443 00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:10,410 What do you mean, what was I thinking? 444 00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:12,378 Well, I know what I was thinking. Are you all right? 445 00:29:12,441 --> 00:29:13,770 I'm fine. 446 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:15,090 Me chain's come off. 447 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,650 Should we keep going? 448 00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:18,890 The chain's come off. Whatever that means. 449 00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:20,890 I'll meet you by the river. 450 00:29:24,010 --> 00:29:25,290 I thought you were in London. 451 00:29:25,370 --> 00:29:28,970 I was now I'm not. How does she do it? No one knows. 452 00:29:29,050 --> 00:29:30,890 - Any developments? - In what? 453 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:33,330 The case, Steve. The case. 454 00:29:33,410 --> 00:29:35,570 I sent Thicko to the inquest as my spy. 455 00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:37,610 - Is that Thicko? - As they come. 456 00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:40,130 He gave me a full report. He said you were facetious. 457 00:29:40,210 --> 00:29:42,450 That Mrs... What's her name? It was vulgar. 458 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:43,706 Cayman. 459 00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:47,570 Yeah, she certainly looked nothing like her photograph. 460 00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:49,333 Really? That's not what Thicko said. 461 00:29:49,364 --> 00:29:51,610 - Dead spit according to him. - How would he know? 462 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,410 Her picture was printed in The Carian 463 00:29:53,490 --> 00:29:55,450 and The Express, can you believe? 464 00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:57,410 Marchbolt in the national papers. 465 00:29:57,490 --> 00:29:58,890 I shall have to buy a hat. 466 00:29:58,970 --> 00:30:00,490 I thought she was odd. 467 00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:02,610 Made me think about time. 468 00:30:02,690 --> 00:30:04,625 The ravages thereof. 469 00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:07,730 Ditch the jalopy and jump up here. 470 00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:11,610 Can she take two? 471 00:30:11,690 --> 00:30:13,450 Yes, he can. 472 00:30:13,530 --> 00:30:15,210 Some detective you'd make. 473 00:30:16,610 --> 00:30:17,890 Okay. 474 00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:44,661 What is that? 475 00:30:47,366 --> 00:30:48,606 Carnival. 476 00:30:49,530 --> 00:30:51,090 Starts tomorrow. 477 00:30:51,513 --> 00:30:53,353 Excellent, should we go? 478 00:30:54,010 --> 00:30:55,170 Well... 479 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:56,570 I'll be there already. 480 00:30:57,330 --> 00:31:00,017 You have before you, Madam a roustabout. 481 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,170 How exciting. 482 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:03,631 Am I safe? 483 00:31:04,290 --> 00:31:06,219 We are an outlaw breed, it's true. 484 00:31:06,770 --> 00:31:08,530 But we have hearts of gold. 485 00:31:08,610 --> 00:31:11,650 Knew it. Hearts... Blast. Tomorrow. 486 00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:13,850 I can't. I've got a party in London. 487 00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:17,290 I'll be in London myself next week. 488 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,389 Really? The Cavendish? 489 00:31:19,450 --> 00:31:21,730 I don't... I'm not sure. 490 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:23,010 But I'll be fairly busy. 491 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,990 Doing what? Come on. Let's go together. 492 00:31:26,114 --> 00:31:30,010 I can introduce you as Mr Steve Roust of no fixed abode. 493 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:36,970 Are you turning me down, Bobby Jones? 494 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,210 Come on, give. 495 00:31:43,290 --> 00:31:45,410 What's brewing in the old roustabouts? 496 00:31:47,890 --> 00:31:50,278 I'm going to be a used car salesman, Frankie. 497 00:31:51,490 --> 00:31:52,770 Is this a riddle? 498 00:31:54,050 --> 00:31:55,530 No, it's a living. 499 00:31:55,610 --> 00:31:56,810 A job. 500 00:31:57,410 --> 00:32:00,410 I need a job and selling used cars is the one I've chosen. 501 00:32:05,213 --> 00:32:06,173 I see. 502 00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:10,050 I see what's going on here. 503 00:32:11,822 --> 00:32:13,822 Poor old Bobby Jones, the vicar's son 504 00:32:13,870 --> 00:32:16,250 is too far down the ladder to mix with the likes of, 505 00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:18,450 Lady Frances Derwent. 506 00:32:19,892 --> 00:32:21,892 That is disappointing. To say the least. 507 00:32:21,946 --> 00:32:24,210 - Frankie, be honest. - No, you be honest. 508 00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:27,376 And while you're at it consider how incredibly insulting is to call me a snob 509 00:32:27,397 --> 00:32:28,690 when I've done nothing to deserve it. 510 00:32:28,770 --> 00:32:29,850 I didn't call you a snob. 511 00:32:29,930 --> 00:32:31,530 I called myself a used car salesman. 512 00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:32,850 Implying that I care. 513 00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:36,602 You could be John the Baptist and I would still call you as you are, you prig. 514 00:32:37,183 --> 00:32:40,103 Which is funny, because only a snob would say that. 515 00:32:40,410 --> 00:32:42,090 Well, only a prig would say that. 516 00:33:17,730 --> 00:33:18,970 Morning, Bobby! 517 00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:20,890 Someone's been tickling the swallows. 518 00:33:20,970 --> 00:33:22,690 Still don't know what that means, Nigel. 519 00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:25,330 - I hope it's good news anyway. - What is? 520 00:33:25,410 --> 00:33:27,530 Express delivery, tuppence extra. 521 00:33:27,610 --> 00:33:30,170 Who'd spend tuppence on bad news. 522 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,250 The bloody English that's who. 523 00:33:38,970 --> 00:33:40,770 Yes, yes. I know. Honest mistake. 524 00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:43,730 But you are Jones and I was expecting... 525 00:33:48,210 --> 00:33:49,890 Buenos Aires, Bobby. 526 00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:51,810 Fair winds blowing at last. 527 00:33:53,690 --> 00:33:55,330 Posted in Gilford. 528 00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:58,006 Well, of course, they have an agent here 529 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:00,330 and Robert Jones, ex-Royal Navy, 530 00:34:00,424 --> 00:34:02,022 most clearly called their attention. 531 00:34:02,054 --> 00:34:03,786 ** 532 00:34:04,729 --> 00:34:06,049 Good, God! 533 00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:07,661 A thousand a year? 534 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:10,230 It is pounds isn't it? I don't wear glasses. 535 00:34:11,704 --> 00:34:14,469 Starting in a week? Who are these people? 536 00:34:15,565 --> 00:34:19,165 Henriquez Dallo Imports and Customs Brokerage, Buenos Aires. 537 00:34:19,597 --> 00:34:21,717 But that's a six-day passage. 538 00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:24,210 I'd have to leave now. 539 00:34:24,290 --> 00:34:26,730 Fortune has but one hair upon her head. 540 00:34:28,814 --> 00:34:31,005 I have to think about this. 541 00:34:31,075 --> 00:34:34,933 My dear Bobby, this is the stuff young men dream about. 542 00:34:35,164 --> 00:34:37,404 This is your chance to make a life. 543 00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:39,367 To make a mark on the world. 544 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:43,930 - I can't. I promised Knocker. - Kno... 545 00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:45,770 No! Bobby! 546 00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:47,815 I've agreed to it, Pa. 547 00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,690 He's sunk everything into this. 548 00:34:50,770 --> 00:34:53,050 His pension. His life savings. 549 00:34:56,490 --> 00:34:57,717 I can't let him down. 550 00:35:04,162 --> 00:35:06,042 I would very much like to tell Mr Beadon 551 00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:08,930 that you are sacrificing a remarkable career for his sake. 552 00:35:11,450 --> 00:35:12,730 But I won't. 553 00:35:18,970 --> 00:35:21,164 Thanks, generous offer. Stop. 554 00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:24,650 Regret must decline. Stop. 555 00:35:24,730 --> 00:35:26,970 Other plans conflict. Stop. 556 00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:28,010 Jones. Stop. 557 00:35:28,810 --> 00:35:29,890 Ten words. 558 00:35:31,410 --> 00:35:34,388 Six punts for nine and a penny a word after. 559 00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:38,490 - You could take out "regret." - But I do. 560 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,250 - "Generous" - It is. 561 00:35:40,330 --> 00:35:43,530 - We've already taken out "very". - Tell you what? 562 00:35:43,610 --> 00:35:46,650 I'll make other plans, one word for a kiss. 563 00:35:49,235 --> 00:35:50,930 You drive a hard bargain, Ivy. 564 00:35:51,010 --> 00:35:52,970 You know very well I don't. 565 00:35:59,850 --> 00:36:01,450 Absolutely not! 566 00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:03,490 A thousand a year? 567 00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:04,890 Well, I'd be damned. 568 00:36:04,970 --> 00:36:07,942 They're not looking for a one-legged doctor by any chance? 569 00:36:08,970 --> 00:36:10,650 You left the army as a Corporal? 570 00:36:10,722 --> 00:36:12,688 That was a choice wasn't it? 571 00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:14,602 I mean, you could have tried for a commissioned. 572 00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:18,330 Funny thing is, they didn't want me at all, to begin with. 573 00:36:18,749 --> 00:36:20,168 Too old. 574 00:36:20,690 --> 00:36:22,702 Until Passchendaele. 575 00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:25,820 And then all of a sudden, "Beginners welcome!" 576 00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:27,832 You heard of "Luck of the Welsh"? 577 00:36:28,170 --> 00:36:29,930 - I thought it was the Irish. - Exactly. 578 00:36:30,010 --> 00:36:31,976 That is the luck of the Welsh. 579 00:36:32,370 --> 00:36:34,788 By the third day, my two best friends were dead 580 00:36:34,809 --> 00:36:36,260 and I was minus a pin. 581 00:36:37,137 --> 00:36:38,617 So what do you do? 582 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,617 Worry about what might have been 583 00:36:40,690 --> 00:36:42,690 or tuck into what it is? 584 00:36:42,778 --> 00:36:45,627 There's only one rule, Bobby. Your words. 585 00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:49,210 - Play it as it lies. - Play it as it lies. 586 00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:12,250 Ivy. Tickets please. 587 00:37:13,107 --> 00:37:14,067 Thanks. 588 00:37:17,010 --> 00:37:19,050 Have a heart, Bobby. 589 00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:20,400 Young love. 590 00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:22,890 All right. 591 00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:24,850 I'll count two of you as one if... 592 00:37:25,850 --> 00:37:28,010 you sit very close to each other. 593 00:38:06,026 --> 00:38:08,026 Mr Miller said to give you this. 594 00:38:09,068 --> 00:38:10,905 Well, thank you, Mr Miller. 595 00:38:10,970 --> 00:38:12,319 Absent friends. 596 00:38:13,530 --> 00:38:15,022 Insufferable, Thicko. 597 00:38:18,811 --> 00:38:19,944 Leave me! 598 00:38:21,571 --> 00:38:23,561 ĦThe Waltzer! 599 00:38:24,204 --> 00:38:26,464 ĦLet's go to the Waltzer! 600 00:38:27,481 --> 00:38:30,240 ** 601 00:38:31,411 --> 00:38:32,854 On it. One moment. 602 00:38:33,953 --> 00:38:36,610 The finest seat of all. 603 00:38:37,570 --> 00:38:39,644 You go here! 604 00:38:40,890 --> 00:38:42,090 Ay, chap! 605 00:38:43,130 --> 00:38:45,250 It's Bobby Jones, the vicar's son. 606 00:38:45,611 --> 00:38:47,571 The vicar's son. 607 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,247 Let's see, what are we? 608 00:38:51,130 --> 00:38:52,650 Five adults. 609 00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:55,291 And, one utter child. 610 00:38:55,323 --> 00:38:56,850 Come on, Thicko. 611 00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:00,930 - There you go. - I don't have change for that. 612 00:39:03,388 --> 00:39:04,604 Keep it. 613 00:39:05,330 --> 00:39:07,297 Put it towards a new bicycle. 614 00:39:10,044 --> 00:39:11,524 Keep your hands inside the car, please. 615 00:39:11,690 --> 00:39:13,090 Ooh, you hear that? 616 00:39:13,170 --> 00:39:14,626 Lucky me! 617 00:39:15,970 --> 00:39:18,410 Give us a spin, vicar's son. Come on! 618 00:39:25,241 --> 00:39:26,965 Let's spin us again! 619 00:39:29,530 --> 00:39:31,834 Spin us, vicar's boy. 620 00:39:34,683 --> 00:39:36,103 Spin us! 621 00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:01,890 Bobby? 622 00:40:02,392 --> 00:40:03,695 What's wrong? 623 00:40:21,930 --> 00:40:24,770 "I shall th' effect of this good lesson keep, 624 00:40:26,044 --> 00:40:27,924 "as watchman to my heart. 625 00:40:30,050 --> 00:40:31,810 "But, good my brother. 626 00:40:32,061 --> 00:40:34,941 "Do not, as some ungracious pastors do. 627 00:40:35,486 --> 00:40:40,455 "Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven." 628 00:40:44,370 --> 00:40:45,850 Are you wearing my clothes? 629 00:40:46,850 --> 00:40:48,262 Yes, Sir. 630 00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:50,878 "Gamine" is the word I think you're fumbling for. 631 00:40:59,770 --> 00:41:02,010 - Why are you... - Policemen took my dress. 632 00:41:04,010 --> 00:41:05,881 Alright, brace yourself Jones. 633 00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:08,850 You were sick on me last night. 634 00:41:08,930 --> 00:41:10,930 - I was what? - Sick. 635 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:13,381 Frogged up, woke the cat, right in my lap. 636 00:41:15,370 --> 00:41:16,730 I ran towards you. 637 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:19,210 You went, blegh... All over my dress. 638 00:41:19,290 --> 00:41:21,810 They pumped your stomach found traces of morphia. 639 00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:23,890 So, the police took my dress to check that too. 640 00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:25,890 I put on your clothes because the hospital gown 641 00:41:25,970 --> 00:41:27,762 made me look like a rhino. 642 00:41:28,130 --> 00:41:31,530 And I started doing Ophelia. It's a real square, I reckon. 643 00:41:31,610 --> 00:41:33,610 Sorry, did you say morphia? 644 00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:34,970 Ophe... 645 00:41:35,050 --> 00:41:36,610 Yes morphia. 646 00:41:36,690 --> 00:41:38,900 Theory is, if you hadn't got seasick you'd be dead. 647 00:41:38,921 --> 00:41:40,170 I was not seasick. 648 00:41:40,970 --> 00:41:42,250 Well, whatever you were, 649 00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:44,170 the twirly thing got rid of the poison, 650 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,780 before the poison got rid of you. 651 00:41:46,730 --> 00:41:48,210 Someone tried to poison me? 652 00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:53,315 Unless you tried to poison yourself. 653 00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:55,377 Why would I do that? 654 00:41:59,970 --> 00:42:03,250 Apparently, you said my name in the ambulance. 655 00:42:04,010 --> 00:42:05,330 Several times. 656 00:42:05,410 --> 00:42:06,890 Frankie... 657 00:42:06,970 --> 00:42:09,554 I hope you won't be offended if I tell you I'm not... 658 00:42:09,810 --> 00:42:12,004 quite ready to kill myself over you yet. 659 00:42:13,170 --> 00:42:15,210 I am a little stung. 660 00:42:20,076 --> 00:42:21,714 And also sorry, 661 00:42:22,418 --> 00:42:23,747 for what I said. 662 00:42:23,786 --> 00:42:25,103 - No, I'm sorry. - No really I... 663 00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:27,351 No, no I shouldn't have ever... 664 00:42:27,570 --> 00:42:31,090 Bobby, dear boy, are you all right? 665 00:42:31,970 --> 00:42:33,315 Fine, I think. 666 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,570 Can you remember what happened? 667 00:42:35,650 --> 00:42:38,181 Nothing, total blank I'm afraid. 668 00:42:38,810 --> 00:42:40,730 Apparently they found traces of morphia. 669 00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:42,143 Indeed they did. 670 00:42:42,570 --> 00:42:45,831 What we call an intentional amount. 671 00:42:46,450 --> 00:42:50,227 Bobby this is awkward, but I have to ask you. 672 00:42:50,676 --> 00:42:53,316 Were you trying to... you know? 673 00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:55,514 Ease the pain of a broken heart? 674 00:42:55,918 --> 00:42:57,744 Definitely not, no. 675 00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:00,907 We just laughed that one right out the door up the high street. 676 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:03,776 Policemen took my clothes. 677 00:43:05,810 --> 00:43:08,963 Well, can either of you explain how thirty grains of morphia 678 00:43:08,994 --> 00:43:10,887 found their way into your stomach? 679 00:43:11,170 --> 00:43:13,370 No idea. Is that a lot? 680 00:43:13,450 --> 00:43:16,514 Enough to kill two men and their horses, I'd say. 681 00:43:17,628 --> 00:43:19,210 If you hadn't been seasick... 682 00:43:19,290 --> 00:43:20,650 I was not seasick. 683 00:43:20,673 --> 00:43:22,247 You're a little touchy about that, not sure why. 684 00:43:22,294 --> 00:43:25,256 Well, the local paper thinks you were drunk. Front page. 685 00:43:25,629 --> 00:43:27,949 I was not drunk either. 686 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,921 Did have a bottle of beer, though. 687 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:32,976 The twins... 688 00:43:35,589 --> 00:43:37,909 They said it was from, what was his name, 689 00:43:38,286 --> 00:43:39,624 Miller maybe. 690 00:43:39,645 --> 00:43:41,230 Do you have the bottle? 691 00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:43,210 Unless it's in my pocket. 692 00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:44,770 I think I'd have noticed. 693 00:43:44,850 --> 00:43:45,850 Pity... 694 00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:47,690 The police still have my dress, though. 695 00:43:47,770 --> 00:43:49,716 That tells them where the poison went, 696 00:43:49,759 --> 00:43:51,039 not where it came from. 697 00:43:55,890 --> 00:43:57,370 Frankie, where are you going? 698 00:43:57,450 --> 00:43:59,410 To have it out with this Miller character. 699 00:43:59,431 --> 00:44:00,991 No, you're not. 700 00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:02,614 Relax Jones, 701 00:44:03,231 --> 00:44:04,812 I wear the trousers around here. 702 00:44:04,869 --> 00:44:06,963 Frankie, I've said less than ten words to the man. 703 00:44:07,930 --> 00:44:10,610 And, "Why didn't they ask Evans?", is only five. 704 00:44:22,530 --> 00:44:24,109 I did not poison myself. 705 00:44:24,690 --> 00:44:26,210 Of course not. 706 00:44:26,650 --> 00:44:29,337 If you were going to do it, you'd drown yourself. 707 00:44:31,010 --> 00:44:34,720 Me, I'd take a large dose of phenobarbital under the willow tree, 708 00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:37,470 so Mrs McCauley wouldn't have to clean up. 709 00:44:37,730 --> 00:44:39,777 Those buggers who hang themselves 710 00:44:39,809 --> 00:44:41,476 over perfectly good carpets. 711 00:44:42,801 --> 00:44:45,117 Did you read about John Savage? 712 00:44:45,610 --> 00:44:48,010 No, Reverend doesn't care much for newspapers. 713 00:44:48,090 --> 00:44:51,930 Nor do I, but John Savage was this wealthy entrepreneur 714 00:44:52,010 --> 00:44:53,450 and he committed suicide 715 00:44:53,530 --> 00:44:56,130 because he had become convinced he had cancer. 716 00:44:56,210 --> 00:44:58,730 Autopsy showed he was fit as a fiddle! 717 00:44:59,379 --> 00:45:00,597 Right... 718 00:45:00,651 --> 00:45:04,050 Well, I'm just pointing out the brain is a peculiar thing. 719 00:45:04,130 --> 00:45:05,810 Mine isn't! 720 00:45:05,890 --> 00:45:08,810 I did not put morphine in my beer, I have no reason to. 721 00:45:08,890 --> 00:45:10,220 Shame... 722 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:12,570 Because the alternative is worse. 723 00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:14,610 What alternative? 724 00:45:15,770 --> 00:45:17,290 Bobby, you're a clever young man 725 00:45:17,370 --> 00:45:19,490 and any employer would be lucky to have you. 726 00:45:19,527 --> 00:45:21,395 But didn't you think it's odd that out of the blue 727 00:45:21,418 --> 00:45:23,007 an Argentine shipping company 728 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,930 should ask you to leave so quickly? 729 00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:28,930 No interview, no application, just first class ticket, 730 00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:30,570 sail on the next tide? 731 00:45:31,881 --> 00:45:33,055 Well, 732 00:45:33,463 --> 00:45:34,832 sort of, 733 00:45:35,355 --> 00:45:36,758 but no, I didn't really. 734 00:45:36,810 --> 00:45:37,890 Well I did, 735 00:45:38,890 --> 00:45:41,909 so I made some enquiries as they say. 736 00:45:42,688 --> 00:45:46,850 There is no Henriquez Dallo in Buenos Aires or anywhere else. 737 00:45:48,810 --> 00:45:50,570 - Hold on, you think... - Exactly! 738 00:45:52,130 --> 00:45:54,010 Someone for some reason, 739 00:45:54,090 --> 00:45:56,420 wanted you not to be in Marchbolt. 740 00:45:57,170 --> 00:45:59,410 And when that didn't work, 741 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:02,210 they wanted you simply not to be. 742 00:46:12,010 --> 00:46:13,850 If you put your foot down Arthur, 743 00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:16,050 you wouldn't have to worry about what is behind you. 744 00:46:16,137 --> 00:46:17,569 Yes, Miss. 745 00:46:17,736 --> 00:46:20,576 It would save you having to look in the mirror quite so much. 746 00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:25,170 I'd get into a lot of trouble 747 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:27,410 having my men drinking beer on a ride, 748 00:47:27,490 --> 00:47:29,730 never mind putting morphine in it. 749 00:47:29,810 --> 00:47:31,530 So, you wouldn't slip him a few bottles 750 00:47:31,610 --> 00:47:32,970 in lieu of payment, perhaps? 751 00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:36,250 He wasn't being paid. He asked to borrow a truck, 752 00:47:36,330 --> 00:47:38,290 I told him he could work off the cost of it. 753 00:47:38,370 --> 00:47:39,907 What's he want a truck for? 754 00:47:40,051 --> 00:47:41,414 Not my business. 755 00:47:42,330 --> 00:47:45,314 - Nor mine, I suppose. - You haven't said why. 756 00:47:45,570 --> 00:47:48,210 Why would I poison one of me own lads? 757 00:47:52,318 --> 00:47:53,570 Thank you, Mr Miller. 758 00:47:53,650 --> 00:47:55,930 We may need to ask you further questions so, 759 00:47:56,302 --> 00:47:58,773 hope you're not planning to leave town any time soon. 760 00:47:59,179 --> 00:48:01,942 We are a travelling carnival. 761 00:48:03,530 --> 00:48:05,669 Quite so. Good day, Sir. 762 00:48:08,030 --> 00:48:09,755 Pass it. Go on. 763 00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:14,908 Boys, Sammy, I need to ask you something. 764 00:48:14,991 --> 00:48:16,136 I'm Sammy. 765 00:48:16,970 --> 00:48:18,530 I know, I was just... 766 00:48:18,617 --> 00:48:21,855 Listen, last night, you gave me a bottle of beer, do you remember? 767 00:48:21,902 --> 00:48:23,520 I gave you the beer. 768 00:48:25,130 --> 00:48:29,010 Right, Mickey, yes, you said it was from Mr Miller. 769 00:48:29,090 --> 00:48:30,892 He said it was from Mr Miller. 770 00:48:32,290 --> 00:48:34,290 Do you remember what he looked like, the man? 771 00:48:34,518 --> 00:48:36,838 We never saw him, he was wearing a mask. 772 00:48:40,730 --> 00:48:42,810 Do you believe in crystal balls, Arthur? 773 00:48:42,890 --> 00:48:44,958 Fortune tellers, that sort of thing. 774 00:48:45,377 --> 00:48:47,393 I had an aunt who had the gift, 775 00:48:47,916 --> 00:48:49,578 she died of typhoid. 776 00:48:50,210 --> 00:48:52,891 As she foretold when she was sixteen. 777 00:48:53,537 --> 00:48:55,809 God, look out! Stop! Stop! 778 00:48:55,847 --> 00:48:57,113 Stop, stop. 779 00:49:00,567 --> 00:49:02,973 Bobby will you stop jumping out in front of me? 780 00:49:06,205 --> 00:49:08,965 - You have to see this. - Why are you wearing that? 781 00:49:09,170 --> 00:49:11,330 You know, funniest thing, someone stole my clothes. 782 00:49:11,410 --> 00:49:12,773 Look at this. 783 00:49:12,836 --> 00:49:16,090 Mrs Leo Cayman, sister of the deceased, arrives at inquest. 784 00:49:16,144 --> 00:49:18,290 Well, Thicko was right. She's definitely on the frothy side. 785 00:49:18,370 --> 00:49:21,820 As she was on the photograph found on the dead man's person. 786 00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:24,810 Well done Thicko, we'll give him a biscuit. 787 00:49:24,890 --> 00:49:27,413 Don't, because that is not the photo 788 00:49:27,444 --> 00:49:29,210 that I saw in Alex Pritchard's pocket. 789 00:49:29,290 --> 00:49:30,930 - You sure? - I'm certain. 790 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:34,050 That is not the same photograph and that is not the same woman. 791 00:49:34,130 --> 00:49:36,170 I'd stake my life on it. 792 00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:38,690 Not sure you should be saying things like that just now. 793 00:49:44,429 --> 00:49:46,229 Two small F's. 794 00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:48,289 Don't ask me what they stand for. 795 00:49:48,699 --> 00:49:50,339 Lost me now, boss. 796 00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:54,981 This chap said his name was Bassington-ffrench. 797 00:49:55,370 --> 00:49:58,079 He came down to the beach while I was waiting for Dr Thomas. 798 00:49:58,412 --> 00:49:59,732 There's nothing I could do, 799 00:49:59,801 --> 00:50:02,486 so I asked him to stand in for me. 800 00:50:04,130 --> 00:50:06,950 And what, do you think he swapped the photographs? 801 00:50:09,815 --> 00:50:11,560 - Morning, Dr. Thomas. - Morning. 802 00:50:12,121 --> 00:50:13,776 Angela... Angela. 803 00:50:17,501 --> 00:50:21,455 _ 804 00:50:28,778 --> 00:50:30,810 Do as I say, not as I do. 805 00:50:31,810 --> 00:50:33,770 So what else did he say, this geezer? 806 00:50:33,850 --> 00:50:36,875 Not much, not a great setting for small talk. 807 00:50:37,770 --> 00:50:39,530 But you didn't think he was from around here? 808 00:50:39,610 --> 00:50:41,730 Definitely not, he said as much, 809 00:50:41,810 --> 00:50:43,850 that he'd come to look at a house. 810 00:50:43,930 --> 00:50:46,399 On a golf course? Fishy... 811 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:49,130 But if anyone's bought a house in Denbighshire, 812 00:50:49,210 --> 00:50:50,490 the oracle will know. 813 00:50:56,490 --> 00:50:58,610 Sorry, H, the police have my keys. 814 00:50:58,690 --> 00:51:01,930 The kitchen door is always open, Lady Frances. 815 00:51:02,010 --> 00:51:04,256 I'm not bringing Bobby Jones through the kitchen. 816 00:51:04,309 --> 00:51:06,949 I've been through the kitchen, as it happens. 817 00:51:07,170 --> 00:51:08,770 Long time ago, though. 818 00:51:10,130 --> 00:51:13,926 Bobby Jones who bowled me twice on the south lawn. 819 00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:17,050 I think you let me bowl you, as a birthday present. 820 00:51:17,130 --> 00:51:19,473 That doesn't sound like me. 821 00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:22,850 Your father is in the library with Mr Bragge. 822 00:51:23,530 --> 00:51:24,490 Right. 823 00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:29,050 Nice to see you again, Mr Robert. Welcome back. 824 00:51:35,690 --> 00:51:38,690 Last one, yeah a little signature there. 825 00:51:40,810 --> 00:51:41,970 Bassington? 826 00:51:42,050 --> 00:51:44,090 Yes, that's right. Fortyish, we think. 827 00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:45,210 He's French you say? 828 00:51:45,231 --> 00:51:46,810 No, that's his name, Bassington-ffrench. 829 00:51:46,890 --> 00:51:48,250 Mean anything? 830 00:51:48,330 --> 00:51:49,770 I should be going. 831 00:51:49,850 --> 00:51:51,970 Lady Frances, delight as always. 832 00:51:52,050 --> 00:51:53,810 You're not staying for lunch, Mr. Bragge? 833 00:51:53,890 --> 00:51:56,464 - Well... - God, he's on the 12 o'clock! 834 00:51:56,543 --> 00:51:58,586 - Sadly. - Catch the 3 o'clock. 835 00:51:58,650 --> 00:52:00,330 - You know, I... - Takes forever! 836 00:52:00,410 --> 00:52:01,859 Dead before you get there. 837 00:52:01,898 --> 00:52:03,770 It is rather slow. 838 00:52:03,850 --> 00:52:05,838 Thank you all the same, Lady Frances. 839 00:52:06,570 --> 00:52:07,570 Lord Marcham. 840 00:52:09,050 --> 00:52:10,530 Come on, Pa, back to work. 841 00:52:10,610 --> 00:52:12,850 Bassington-ffrench, do you know him? 842 00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:14,822 Never seen him before in my life. 843 00:52:15,490 --> 00:52:17,690 No, that's Bobby Jones and yes, you have. 844 00:52:17,770 --> 00:52:20,050 Two whole summers he practically lived here. 845 00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:22,130 - The vicar's son. - Hello, Sir. 846 00:52:22,210 --> 00:52:23,735 So who's Bassington-ffrench? 847 00:52:24,330 --> 00:52:25,850 A pal buying a house. 848 00:52:25,930 --> 00:52:27,450 He was in the navy. 849 00:52:27,530 --> 00:52:30,490 Before he left me, he gave me a salute, with the palm down. 850 00:52:30,570 --> 00:52:31,570 He was in the navy. 851 00:52:31,650 --> 00:52:33,130 Where is my dress? 852 00:52:33,210 --> 00:52:35,890 There was a commodore Bassington at Jutland. 853 00:52:36,582 --> 00:52:40,050 There she is, the dress thief! 854 00:52:40,130 --> 00:52:41,759 Dress borrower, Ma, please. 855 00:52:41,806 --> 00:52:43,090 Not French, though. 856 00:52:43,170 --> 00:52:45,161 Now Hari tells me the police are involved, 857 00:52:45,193 --> 00:52:46,930 which delights me, no end. 858 00:52:47,010 --> 00:52:48,610 Can you give me a good reason 859 00:52:48,690 --> 00:52:50,570 why I should not have you arrested? 860 00:52:50,650 --> 00:52:51,810 I'm your daughter. 861 00:52:51,890 --> 00:52:54,810 I find that increasingly hard to believe. 862 00:52:54,890 --> 00:52:56,250 Knocker, it's me. 863 00:52:56,330 --> 00:52:57,890 Why didn't you call me, man? 864 00:52:57,970 --> 00:52:59,290 Because I've been in hospital. 865 00:52:59,370 --> 00:53:00,850 Girlfriend injury was it? 866 00:53:00,930 --> 00:53:03,930 It's bad enough that you lost Emily's suede gloves. 867 00:53:04,010 --> 00:53:05,290 That is not true. 868 00:53:05,370 --> 00:53:06,570 I lost one of them. 869 00:53:06,729 --> 00:53:10,250 Listen, Knocker, does the name Bassington-ffrench ring a bell? 870 00:53:10,330 --> 00:53:11,530 Pretty sure he was in The Andrew. 871 00:53:11,610 --> 00:53:14,264 - Bassington? - Ffrench, two small F's. 872 00:53:15,419 --> 00:53:17,650 - Why? - Why? 873 00:53:17,730 --> 00:53:20,290 It's two small F's in "ffrench". It's how it's spelled. 874 00:53:20,370 --> 00:53:23,330 But why do posh people do that? 875 00:53:23,410 --> 00:53:26,250 You're not going to become Jones with two small J's, are you? 876 00:53:26,330 --> 00:53:28,290 - You have my word. - Good. 877 00:53:28,370 --> 00:53:30,370 Because they just delivered the sign. 878 00:53:32,694 --> 00:53:34,257 _ 879 00:53:35,464 --> 00:53:38,057 I blame myself of course for not instilling in you, 880 00:53:38,130 --> 00:53:39,650 a sense of personal property. 881 00:53:39,730 --> 00:53:41,932 I wonder if you fully understood how gloves work? 882 00:53:41,963 --> 00:53:44,686 Mother, I promise I will have your dress cleaned and returned to your wardrobe. 883 00:53:44,717 --> 00:53:46,916 You will go nowhere near my wardrobe, 884 00:53:46,959 --> 00:53:48,751 my wardrobe is out of bounds! 885 00:53:48,890 --> 00:53:52,050 Do hear, it's been nothing but a string of petty thefts. 886 00:53:52,130 --> 00:53:53,650 I will drive down tomorrow. 887 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:56,010 Will you, in what? A stolen car? 888 00:53:56,090 --> 00:53:57,530 I did ask Mrs Harris. 889 00:53:57,610 --> 00:53:59,770 There's no point in asking her, poor woman. 890 00:53:59,850 --> 00:54:02,810 The maid's the only one who knows what's going on in a house. 891 00:54:02,890 --> 00:54:04,738 Did you learn nothing at that ridiculous school? 892 00:54:04,762 --> 00:54:07,890 Now, the dress that I wore on our 25th anniversary 893 00:54:07,970 --> 00:54:11,890 is at the police station drenched in the vomit of the vicar's son! Teddy! 894 00:54:13,170 --> 00:54:14,770 Am I being unreasonable? 895 00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:17,170 - Do you mean the green one? - No, not the... 896 00:54:24,690 --> 00:54:26,930 Do you mean to tell me that you cannot remember 897 00:54:27,010 --> 00:54:29,088 the colour of that dress? 898 00:54:29,370 --> 00:54:32,290 Whatever it was, you looked very beautiful. 899 00:54:49,770 --> 00:54:51,649 Why... 900 00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,402 Didn't they ask Evans? 901 00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:56,239 I was gonna say why does the navy have a different salute? 902 00:54:56,530 --> 00:54:58,410 Sailor's hands were always filthy. 903 00:54:58,490 --> 00:55:00,363 Covered in tar from the rigging. 904 00:55:00,650 --> 00:55:02,570 So we keep the palm down out of respect. 905 00:55:02,650 --> 00:55:04,684 You never had filthy hands, did you? 906 00:55:04,733 --> 00:55:07,293 You were an officer with white gloves. 907 00:55:07,490 --> 00:55:11,534 I wore white gloves, yes, but I think once, to gut a fish. 908 00:55:11,730 --> 00:55:14,010 I bet you looked dreamy in uniform, Jones. 909 00:55:14,090 --> 00:55:18,010 But who for? Ship full of men with filthy hands. 910 00:55:18,090 --> 00:55:20,130 Except when you're in port, of course. 911 00:55:20,210 --> 00:55:23,024 *All the nice girls love a sailor* 912 00:55:25,730 --> 00:55:27,863 But, why didn't they ask Evans? 913 00:55:27,954 --> 00:55:30,754 Or, why didn't they ask Evans? 914 00:55:30,890 --> 00:55:34,410 Or, why didn't they ask Evans? It's... Driving me nuts. 915 00:55:34,490 --> 00:55:36,090 Maybe we'll never know. 916 00:55:36,170 --> 00:55:38,977 We don't have to know, we can make it up. 917 00:55:39,850 --> 00:55:43,250 We can sleuth and deduce, and hypothesise and 918 00:55:43,330 --> 00:55:46,735 wear belted raincoats, and smoke pipes in alleyways. 919 00:55:48,690 --> 00:55:49,970 We could do that. 920 00:55:51,090 --> 00:55:52,492 But we're not going to. 921 00:55:54,871 --> 00:55:56,695 I have to go to London tomorrow, 922 00:55:57,336 --> 00:55:59,079 Knocker's opening the business. 923 00:55:59,410 --> 00:56:00,530 I should be there. 924 00:56:00,610 --> 00:56:02,530 This is the used cars caper I hear about? 925 00:56:04,549 --> 00:56:06,050 I promised Knocker and... 926 00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:07,570 And you're a man of your word. 927 00:56:10,650 --> 00:56:11,610 Well, 928 00:56:12,130 --> 00:56:13,537 next case maybe. 929 00:56:20,690 --> 00:56:23,711 * Bright and breezy, free and easy * 930 00:56:23,806 --> 00:56:26,926 * He's the ladies' pride and joy! * 931 00:56:27,170 --> 00:56:28,930 * Falls in love with Kate and Jane, * 932 00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:30,749 * Then he's off to sea again...* 933 00:56:32,170 --> 00:56:34,650 This is very good of you, Mr Crowe, thank you. 934 00:56:34,730 --> 00:56:37,045 Lady Frances is a generous person. 935 00:56:37,574 --> 00:56:39,309 You want the vicarage? 936 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:42,785 No, actually the surgery, if you don't mind. 937 00:56:43,050 --> 00:56:44,370 Are you ill? 938 00:56:44,450 --> 00:56:46,234 No, no, I just... 939 00:56:48,210 --> 00:56:50,490 What happened to your uniform by the way? 940 00:56:50,570 --> 00:56:52,970 Dry cleaners, mud. 941 00:56:57,130 --> 00:56:58,234 Stop, stop! 942 00:57:04,294 --> 00:57:05,800 Excuse me, excuse me. 943 00:57:06,410 --> 00:57:07,970 What! What is it? 944 00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:10,288 It's terrible, this is just terrible. 945 00:57:27,818 --> 00:57:31,818 CREDITS