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Over here.

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Leave it. Hey, just leave it!

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Behind the dumpster, quick!

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Get down, shh, shh.

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Please, don't hurt them.

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Now that's what I call a hole in one.

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There's the shock.

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And awe.

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Hey kid, I think you dropped this.

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You're safe now.

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Can't say the same for
the rest of humanity.

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Who are you?

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- I'm Future Man.
- Joshy.

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- No, I'm Future Man.
- Joshy!

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- Future Man.
- Joshy?

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Joshy?

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Joshy!

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Joshy!

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Dad, you don't have to wake me up, okay?

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I have an alarm clock.

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Yeah, but not one that
makes you pancakes.

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Come on, you little buddy boo.

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I'm an adult, you don't
have to make me pancakes!

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My joystick!

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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com

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- Yo!
- Hey, Futterman!

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- How you doing?
- I'm doing good,

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uh, except I need another joystick.

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Another one, what happened?

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You spazz out playing Biotic Wars?

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Smash your joystick... again?

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Why you still playing that stupid game?

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I know why.

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Because he spanks it
to this one... Tiger!

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That is not true, I do
not spank it to Tiger.

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Dude, you spank it to Tiger so much,

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your right hand should
be called Siegfried, man.

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Bam, you like that?

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I've been working on my slams.

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Look, don't worry about it.

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We all jerk it to video game people.

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I mean, she's not my type.

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I prefer Ms. Pac-Man.

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Ms. Pac-Man is married to Mr. Pac-Man.

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No, because then she would be called

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Mrs. Pac-Man, not Ms. Pac-Man.

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This is essentially Pac-Man's daughter.

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I'm fucking Pac-Man's daughter

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under Pac-Man's roof and
she's gobbling my dick like

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homp, homp, homp.

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Me personally, I've always
wanted to fuck Luigi.

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I love Italian dick.

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I bet Luigi's dick,
the whole dick is hairy.

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The whole dick.

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He has a dragon that shits eggs

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like a chicken, that's fucking dope.

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Look, Luigi wouldn't last
one day in the Biotic Wars.

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And, by the way, think about
Super Mario Bros. as a whole.

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It's a ridiculous game,
it makes no sense at all.

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What do you mean, what do you mean?

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What do you mean, "What do you mean"?

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Bowser builds a castle,
he knows there's little

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Italian plumbers that
are trying to stop him,

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but yet he makes these giant green pipes

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that lead right inside.

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- That makes no sense.
- No, 'cause it's destiny.

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- Destiny?!
- That's how you know

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it's meant to be, he had big pipes.

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And the one thing he didn't see coming

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was two Italian plumbers that
fit exactly in those pipes.

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Those games suck, come on!

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Your games suck.

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Yeah, your game is literally unbeatable.

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That is why I play it,

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because it's unbeatable.

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Think about it. How many people
have beaten Halo?

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How many people have beaten Call of Duty

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or BioShock?

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I play this game because
no one has beaten it.

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Why would I want to beat a
game that everyone can beat?

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There's nothing special about that.

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- That's a true truth.
- Okay, I don't have time for this,

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I have to get to the lab.

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Yeah, have fun saving the world.

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Earth 2162.

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The human race is on
the brink of extinction.

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The Biotics, a super
race immune to disease,

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have released a deadly virus

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killing nearly all of Earth's

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40 billion inhabitants.

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- Hey Carl.
- Hey, Josh, how are you?

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Living the dream.

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What's left of humanity
hangs on by a thread,

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defended by a small army
known as the Resistance.

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I'm Tiger, this is Wolf.

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You're our newest recruit.

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Come fight.

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Welcome to the Resistance.

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Would you like to load
previous game, Future Man?

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Yes, I would.

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Let's fuck this place up.

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Rip his fucking dick off!

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Weapon upgrade, X28 Psychoblaster.

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Nice, X28 Psychoblaster.

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Enemy vehicle approaching.

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Use your subatomic sensor mine.

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Thank you for that, Wolf.

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- Blow 'em back to hell.
- Yeah, hoo!

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Come on, come on, come on, yes!

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- I live for blood!
- Hey, Josh.

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Hoo, how long have
you been in here, buddy?

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It smells bad.

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You know you're surrounded
by cleaning supplies, right?

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Yeah, yeah, no, I know,
I just... I'm in the middle

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of something right now, man.

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Look, buddy, I hate to tell you this,

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but you might have
an unhealthy obsession

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with this video game.

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It's not unhealthy.

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So that's not a water bottle

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filled with your piss so you
don't have to stop playing?

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No. No, it's... it's...
It's apple juice.

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- Why don't you take a sip?
- 'Cause I'm not thirsty.

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You're so thirsty right now,

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- and you love apple juice.
- Not that much.

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It's your third favorite juice.

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- Not thirsty, dude.
- Then why you sweating right now?

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- You parched, you want a sip?
- Nope.

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'Cause it's piss.

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Anyway, what level are you on?

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- Hoo, 83.
- 83?

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- Yep, yep.
- That's the one

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you always die on, right?

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It is, and every time
I come back with more

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and more weapons, however...

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I have never made it
this far with this many

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weapons in my arsenal.

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Get ready to witness history.

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- Kill 'em all!
- To the left, to the left!

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I'm dead.

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That was fast!

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So brutal.

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They took all your limbs.

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Yeah, they always do.

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Well, at least it helped
me take my mind off

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all the shits I have
to plunge for a while.

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I am so glad you said that

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'cause I did not have a graceful way

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to segue into this, um,
but there's actually

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more shits for you to plunge, buddy.

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I'm sorry.

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It's okay, man, it's not your fault.

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Well, actually, one of 'em was.

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If you were as good at
cleaning as you are at leering,

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you'd be a pretty good janitor.

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But you aren't.

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You are a shitty janitor.

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Dr. Camillo, please,
just give me a break.

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Oh, we gave Dr. Yakamura
a break to his collar bone

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when he slipped on your wet floor

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and broke all my samples.

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I'm really sorry, Stu.

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Sorry doesn't re-swab those urethras.

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Do you think I like swabbing urethras?

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Guess it depends on the urethra.

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Nope, they're all bad.

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But I swab them all the same

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because it's my job, which is actually

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really, really important,

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unlike your job, which
could be done by a Roomba.

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That's enough, Dr. Camillo.

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I'm sorry, Dr. Kronish.

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The custodial staff
doesn't work for you,

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they work for me, as do you.

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And if you want to keep working for me,

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I suggest less tongue-lashing

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and more urethra-swabbing.

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Now, off you go, swab, swab.

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Right away, sir.

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Whoa, thank you.

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I'd fire that jackass,
but goddamn he knows

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his way around a herpes culture.

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Sorry.

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Oh, no, no, no, go on.

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Go on, get a good look.

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It's what we're fighting here,
the good fight.

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Hey, you know what they say,
keep your friends close,

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- but your enemies on your lip.
- Hmmm.

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Nice one.

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I was looking for a closer for my toast

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at the Christmas party.

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You mind if I use that?

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- Oh, yeah, it's all you.
- What's your name again?

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00:09:02,864 --> 00:09:05,244
- Uh, Futterman.
- Futterman.

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Come take a walk with me.

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Now, they call it herpes simplex,

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but there's nothing simple about it.

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I have been studying this
virus for over 40 years

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seeking a cure.

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It's why I became a scientist.

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Dr. Benson.

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When's the last time
this possum ejaculated?

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- Three hours, sir.
- Perfect.

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Now, what was I talking about?

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- Uh, herpes.
- Oh, yes, of course.

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I'll never forget the
night I contracted it.

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It was the night of the moon landing.

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There was a big party
at the Pi Pi Gamma house

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at Caltech.

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The night of the moon landing?

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- Hmm.
- That is an historic moment

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to contract herpes.

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Oh, you should've been there.

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Maybe you could've
warned me that beneath

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that cherry red lipstick,

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Barbarella had an HSV-1 outbreak.

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Couldn't see it.

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- Look at this monstrosity.
- Oh, no, it's not that bad.

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I mean, actually, it's like some people

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look good with a bald head,

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00:10:00,814 --> 00:10:02,943
and you look good with a cold sore.

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00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:05,824
So actually the way the
light's hitting it right now,

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it's kind of beautiful.

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One day, I'm gonna find a cure

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for this hideous blemish.

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Just have to keep trying new formulas.

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00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,967
Well, it's like Einstein said,

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"Insanity is doing the
same thing over and over

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expecting a different result."

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Thanks, Dr. Kronish.

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Oh, now, call me Elias.

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Janitor Futterman to
the executive restroom.

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You are needed in
the executive restroom.

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There is a... big problem.

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Josh, what's wrong?

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You barely touched your salmon.

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Can... can I have it?

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Yeah.

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Did you guys ever
think that I'd be doing

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00:11:02,269 --> 00:11:03,523
something more with my life?

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00:11:03,648 --> 00:11:06,110
What are you talking about, Joshy?

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You work for one of the top
sexual disease centers

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in the country!

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Every day you walk into work,

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you're curing disease.

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00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:15,254
I mean, I'm not curing disease.

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But you're cleaning up
after the people who are.

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Yeah, and literally
anybody could do that job.

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Well, if you don't like it,
you can always do

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something else, you can do anything

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00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:24,982
you set your mind to.

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We've always told you that.

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Yeah, you have, but it's not true.

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I mean, considering
that I have a shitty job,

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and I still live at
home with my parents,

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and I didn't set my mind to that.

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Okay, I'm gonna be the bigger man here

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and not tell you how much
that emotionally winded me.

259
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:39,051
I know, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean it like that.

260
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,178
And I instantly forgive you,

261
00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:41,431
that's how family works.

262
00:11:41,557 --> 00:11:43,895
And there's nothing weird about living
in your childhood home.

263
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,063
This is my childhood home,

264
00:11:45,188 --> 00:11:46,734
and I live here.

265
00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:48,361
This is a Futterman house.

266
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,243
I was conceived right
upstairs in the same room

267
00:11:50,282 --> 00:11:51,409
where I sleep with your mother.

268
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,871
The same room you were conceived in.

269
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,040
Gross, Dad, come on.

270
00:11:54,165 --> 00:11:56,252
And one day, God willing,
you'll conceive your own

271
00:11:56,294 --> 00:11:57,923
little Futterman in that same room.

272
00:11:58,006 --> 00:12:00,177
You should be encouraging
me to get out of the house!

273
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:01,304
But we don't want you to leave.

274
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,933
What about your video game?

275
00:12:03,016 --> 00:12:04,185
You're the best at it, right?

276
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,064
Doesn't that make you feel special?

277
00:12:06,189 --> 00:12:07,441
It's a video game.

278
00:12:07,525 --> 00:12:08,778
It's not real, it's just an escape.

279
00:12:08,819 --> 00:12:11,282
I'm not helping anybody
by playing video games.

280
00:12:13,453 --> 00:12:17,461
All right, I'm gonna
go play video games.

281
00:12:17,587 --> 00:12:19,591
Break their bodies!

282
00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:22,429
That's a clean break, double points.

283
00:12:22,471 --> 00:12:25,352
Make it rain blood!

284
00:12:25,435 --> 00:12:26,730
- Yes!
- Level completed.

285
00:12:26,855 --> 00:12:28,943
Yes, yes, okay.

286
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,953
Here we are, again.

287
00:12:34,036 --> 00:12:36,457
Level 83.

288
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:39,463
Every time I go in there guns blazing,

289
00:12:39,589 --> 00:12:41,092
and every time I die.

290
00:12:41,175 --> 00:12:42,971
I can't keep doing
the same thing again and again

291
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,977
expecting different results.

292
00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:47,814
I gotta try something different.

293
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,253
Unequip all gear.

294
00:13:06,017 --> 00:13:07,269
Go, go, go!

295
00:13:11,887 --> 00:13:12,822
Oh, shit.

296
00:13:12,864 --> 00:13:14,868
Self-destruct sequence activated.

297
00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:16,245
- Oh my God.
- Five.

298
00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:17,749
- Go, go, go!
- Four.

299
00:13:17,774 --> 00:13:18,809
- Oh, my God, go!
- Three.

300
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:19,811
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Two.

301
00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:21,130
Run, you little fucker, run!

302
00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:22,634
One.

303
00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:29,523
Congratulations.

304
00:13:29,606 --> 00:13:31,400
You have defeated all of the Biotics

305
00:13:31,527 --> 00:13:32,904
and saved humanity.

306
00:13:32,987 --> 00:13:36,119
You are the savior.

307
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,541
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

308
00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:40,418
Hey, guys!

309
00:13:40,503 --> 00:13:42,507
Guess what I did?

310
00:13:44,553 --> 00:13:45,930
Hello?

311
00:13:53,278 --> 00:13:57,119
- Out to get snacks.
- And explore!

312
00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:06,555
All right, Siegfried, you and me, pal.

313
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,082
Hey, Tiger.

314
00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:44,213
What are you doing
sniffing around these parts?

315
00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:47,052
Maybe it's because I'm in heat.

316
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,433
Heh, well then you're in the right place

317
00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,062
'cause I'm in heat also.

318
00:14:53,356 --> 00:14:56,863
Although, technically,
male cats don't...

319
00:14:56,947 --> 00:14:58,366
Fuck it, it doesn't matter.

320
00:14:58,492 --> 00:14:59,953
Doesn't fucking matter.

321
00:15:12,269 --> 00:15:13,522
Future Man.

322
00:15:15,609 --> 00:15:17,487
The fuck?

323
00:15:17,572 --> 00:15:19,492
Oh, I'm hit!

324
00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:20,745
What the fuck?!

325
00:15:23,249 --> 00:15:24,969
What are you doing here,
who are you people?

326
00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:27,215
I'm Tiger, this is Wolf.

327
00:15:27,257 --> 00:15:30,514
We've come back from the year 2162.

328
00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:32,977
You're gonna help us save the world.

329
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,027
No, no, get out of here!

330
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,237
What, do you expect me
to believe you guys

331
00:15:38,279 --> 00:15:39,657
are characters from my video game?

332
00:15:39,783 --> 00:15:41,745
It's more than just a game!

333
00:15:41,787 --> 00:15:43,665
God dammit, it's all over me!

334
00:15:43,749 --> 00:15:44,793
Relax.

335
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:46,170
Wolf, it's just a little cum.

336
00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:48,550
- It's a lot of cum!
- Wolf!

337
00:15:48,634 --> 00:15:49,803
Listen carefully.

338
00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:52,182
Everything that happens
in the Biotic Wars is real.

339
00:15:52,265 --> 00:15:55,564
The Biotics, the wars, everything.

340
00:15:55,648 --> 00:15:57,109
The game is a recruitment
and training tool

341
00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:59,238
sent back in time to find the one person

342
00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:01,409
with the skills to save us.

343
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,745
A savior.

344
00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:06,628
It's you.

345
00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:09,926
You're the first and only person
to have beaten the game.

346
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,075
That's The Last Starfighter.

347
00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:24,329
It's the exact same plot as the movie.

348
00:16:24,455 --> 00:16:25,457
What's a movie?

349
00:16:25,541 --> 00:16:27,085
Okay, who put you up to this?

350
00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,298
The guys in the video game store?
Such dicks.

351
00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:30,853
Is this part of your
arsenal of weaponry?

352
00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:31,820
No, no, please don't.

353
00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:33,724
That's a signed authen... Oh, my God!

354
00:16:33,807 --> 00:16:35,435
I paid my only bitcoin for that!

355
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:36,855
Okay, listen, listen!

356
00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:38,734
I know this is a lot for you to digest,

357
00:16:38,817 --> 00:16:39,903
but the clock is ticking

358
00:16:39,944 --> 00:16:41,447
and we have to do this.

359
00:16:41,573 --> 00:16:43,326
Do what?

360
00:16:43,409 --> 00:16:45,706
- We're going to '69.
- Beg your pardon?

361
00:16:45,789 --> 00:16:47,585
I said we're going to '69.

362
00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:50,089
Uh, you and me are gonna 69 right now?

363
00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:52,803
- Yes, are you ready?
- Okay.

364
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,807
Only, what's his deal in all this?

365
00:16:54,849 --> 00:16:56,603
Is he gonna watch or...

366
00:16:56,686 --> 00:16:58,565
No, I'm going to '69 with you too,

367
00:16:58,607 --> 00:17:00,318
make sure you don't fuck it up.

368
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,863
No, he's right, we can't
do this without him.

369
00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:03,032
What the fuck are you talking about?

370
00:17:03,157 --> 00:17:05,036
Going back in time to 1969

371
00:17:05,161 --> 00:17:06,998
to save the world.

372
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,544
Oh.

373
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:11,131
The year.

374
00:17:13,386 --> 00:17:14,556
What's that supposed to be?

375
00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:16,433
It's a TTD, time travel device.

376
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,187
That's a stupid name,
it looks like a fucking iPad.

377
00:17:18,312 --> 00:17:19,941
Don't fucking touch it!

378
00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:22,905
Do you know how many soldiers
we lost stealing this?

379
00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:23,989
Good men!

380
00:17:24,032 --> 00:17:25,619
Better fucking men than you.

381
00:17:25,661 --> 00:17:26,638
Wolf!

382
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:28,917
- Stop it, we need him.
- Do we?

383
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:31,548
Are we really gonna waste
a leap on this fucking guy?

384
00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:33,426
We don't know how many we have.

385
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,390
Okay, so it's Last Starfighter
meets Quantum Leap now?

386
00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:37,560
Look, I'll give it
to you guys, all right?

387
00:17:37,685 --> 00:17:38,770
You're terrific actors,

388
00:17:38,812 --> 00:17:41,317
and your costumes are impeccable,

389
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,945
but I'm not buying it, okay?

390
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,199
You just obviously researched
my love of video games

391
00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:47,203
and science fiction,
and are using it against me

392
00:17:47,287 --> 00:17:49,542
to trick me in a really,
really mean way.

393
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:50,711
You're breaking and entering right now.

394
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,088
You can't even be...

395
00:17:54,468 --> 00:17:55,470
What's happening?

396
00:17:55,554 --> 00:17:57,975
I have risked way too much to get here.

397
00:17:58,059 --> 00:17:59,729
We are not leaving without you.

398
00:17:59,854 --> 00:18:01,106
What's going on?

399
00:18:03,945 --> 00:18:05,406
Oh, my God!

400
00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:07,452
Oh, oh shit.

401
00:18:07,578 --> 00:18:08,705
Oh, shit!

402
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,973
Where's all my shit?

403
00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,101
Your shit's not here.

404
00:18:19,226 --> 00:18:20,729
We're not in your room anymore.

405
00:18:34,256 --> 00:18:36,761
Altitude velocity lights.

406
00:18:36,845 --> 00:18:40,519
Three and a half down, 220 feet.

407
00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:44,067
Thirteen forward.

408
00:18:44,109 --> 00:18:47,240
What the heck?

409
00:18:47,365 --> 00:18:48,365
Daddy?

410
00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:54,129
Who are you?

411
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:56,341
Five and a half down.

412
00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:58,137
Nine forward.

413
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,517
I'm your...

414
00:19:00,642 --> 00:19:02,646
Do your goddamn drugs somewhere else,

415
00:19:02,772 --> 00:19:04,650
fucking hippie.

416
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:07,990
- Mom!
- Calm down!

417
00:19:08,032 --> 00:19:09,284
Mom!

418
00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:11,539
Here we go, time to see his moves.

419
00:19:13,794 --> 00:19:14,879
Help!

420
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,008
Get him, Dad!

421
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:19,179
- Get out of my house!
- It's my house too.

422
00:19:20,582 --> 00:19:21,518
Future Man.

423
00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:24,690
Do a threat assessment and fight back.

424
00:19:24,774 --> 00:19:25,859
No, no, no, no.

425
00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:28,657
Grandma, Grandma, it's me, Joshy.

426
00:19:28,782 --> 00:19:29,992
Get him, Mom!

427
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,127
Uncle Barry?

428
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:41,056
The plates!

429
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,645
All right, we tried it your away,
clearly it's not working.

430
00:19:43,687 --> 00:19:45,816
We don't know that yet.

431
00:19:45,941 --> 00:19:47,945
Ow, stop!

432
00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,406
You want me to jump in now?

433
00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:50,576
Or would you rather watch your savior

434
00:19:50,701 --> 00:19:52,538
get beaten to death by his own family?

435
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,834
Ow, my ear!

436
00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:01,919
Man, no, no, no!

437
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,480
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

438
00:20:26,564 --> 00:20:29,444
What the fuck are you doing, moron?

439
00:20:29,486 --> 00:20:30,739
Move it!

440
00:20:51,196 --> 00:20:55,506
I traveled... in time.

441
00:20:58,753 --> 00:20:59,880
This is real.

442
00:20:59,964 --> 00:21:01,258
This is real... you're... you're Tiger

443
00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:04,097
and you're Wolf,
and you're time travelers.

444
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,351
Oh my God, oh my God,
tell me everything.

445
00:21:06,393 --> 00:21:08,773
Can I see a dinosaur?
Can I please see a dinosaur?

446
00:21:08,898 --> 00:21:10,026
What the fuck happened in there?

447
00:21:10,151 --> 00:21:12,614
- Why can't you fight?
- Why can't I fight?

448
00:21:12,656 --> 00:21:14,117
I've never been in one before.

449
00:21:14,159 --> 00:21:15,912
- You're a warrior.
- No, I'm not.

450
00:21:15,996 --> 00:21:17,916
- But you're Future Man.
- In the video game.

451
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,169
Aren't people who play
video games supposed

452
00:21:19,252 --> 00:21:21,549
to embody the skills
of their online personas?

453
00:21:21,674 --> 00:21:23,177
No, no, it's the complete opposite.

454
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:24,638
Why would anybody play video games

455
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,058
if you could just do a
bunch of really cool shit

456
00:21:26,183 --> 00:21:27,936
in real life?

457
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,690
I don't... I don't understand.

458
00:21:29,815 --> 00:21:31,736
In our time, video games
are training simulators

459
00:21:31,778 --> 00:21:34,909
that hone the skills of elite soldiers.

460
00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:36,913
Oh, no, yeah, not in our time.

461
00:21:37,038 --> 00:21:39,794
No, it's like purely
escapism, recreation.

462
00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:43,927
Do you have any useful skills?

463
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,641
Uh, I'm good at word jumbles,

464
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:48,812
um, Sudoku.

465
00:21:48,937 --> 00:21:50,064
Cumming on my leg.

466
00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:52,318
Okay, Wolf, I wasn't trying
to cum on your leg, okay?

467
00:21:52,443 --> 00:21:53,822
If this is gonna become
one of those things

468
00:21:53,947 --> 00:21:55,627
where like you can't
forgive me and move on

469
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,080
until we're even, then just go ahead,

470
00:21:58,205 --> 00:21:59,708
cum on my leg.

471
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:02,338
Hey, guys, check it out!

472
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,969
Oh shit, we need to change our clothes.

473
00:22:05,052 --> 00:22:05,971
Why?

474
00:22:06,054 --> 00:22:07,734
It's time travel 101,
you need to blend in.

475
00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:09,227
Don't look like you're from the future.

476
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,356
Look at this, look at this shit...

477
00:22:11,481 --> 00:22:12,943
Don't touch my gobulator.

478
00:22:13,026 --> 00:22:14,822
Hey, what the fuck are you guys wearing?

479
00:22:14,947 --> 00:22:16,449
See, what did I tell you?

480
00:22:16,576 --> 00:22:18,580
You, give me your clothes.

481
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,584
Oh... no, don't, don't, don't.

482
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,211
Don't, they are bikers

483
00:22:22,336 --> 00:22:25,050
and bikers are assholes.

484
00:22:25,092 --> 00:22:28,348
Well, how about instead of
us taking off our clothes,

485
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:29,935
you take off yours,

486
00:22:29,977 --> 00:22:33,233
and then maybe give us a little dance.

487
00:22:35,989 --> 00:22:37,743
Fuck this place up!

488
00:22:37,826 --> 00:22:39,496
Murder everyone!

489
00:22:45,717 --> 00:22:47,011
Let's go.

490
00:22:48,388 --> 00:22:50,392
Yeah, crush his nuts.

491
00:22:50,476 --> 00:22:52,898
Break their skulls!

492
00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:54,178
Fuck.

493
00:22:55,194 --> 00:22:56,599
Shit.

494
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:08,387
Head shot.

495
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,099
Oh, shit, is he okay?

496
00:23:17,405 --> 00:23:19,868
- Head shot!
- Head shot!

497
00:23:19,910 --> 00:23:21,121
Leg shot!

498
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,047
And neutralized.

499
00:23:26,131 --> 00:23:28,553
Time to grab a skull trophy.

500
00:23:28,678 --> 00:23:30,682
No-no-no, no-no-no, stop.

501
00:23:30,807 --> 00:23:31,934
What are you doing?

502
00:23:32,059 --> 00:23:33,813
Stopping you from killing him.

503
00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:35,900
- Why?
- Do I really have to say this?

504
00:23:35,942 --> 00:23:37,028
Killing is wrong.

505
00:23:37,153 --> 00:23:39,115
Oh, I can't work with this guy.

506
00:23:39,157 --> 00:23:40,284
Can we just take their clothes

507
00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:41,787
and leave, please?

508
00:23:41,871 --> 00:23:44,793
You never had a problem with
killing in our simulator.

509
00:23:44,877 --> 00:23:47,173
Oh, my God, that guy's
bone is sticking out.

510
00:23:55,189 --> 00:23:56,567
I mean, I think it goes without saying,

511
00:23:56,692 --> 00:23:58,946
but I don't know how
to ride one of these.

512
00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:00,449
Just get on.

513
00:24:00,533 --> 00:24:02,328
- On your...
- Mine.

514
00:24:02,411 --> 00:24:03,455
Yeah, okay.

515
00:24:19,696 --> 00:24:22,159
Never seen so much food in my life.

516
00:24:22,201 --> 00:24:24,080
It's literally hanging from the walls.

517
00:24:24,205 --> 00:24:26,585
I take it you don't
have delis in the future?

518
00:24:26,710 --> 00:24:28,463
No, we live in a sewer.

519
00:24:28,589 --> 00:24:30,342
We eat garbage and rats.

520
00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:32,973
- Ew.
- Yeah, no fucking shit.

521
00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:36,479
Eat a rat asshole,
then say fucking "ew."

522
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:39,736
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

523
00:24:39,862 --> 00:24:42,366
Okay.

524
00:24:50,007 --> 00:24:51,510
Holy shit.

525
00:24:52,888 --> 00:24:54,015
Holy shit.

526
00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:55,518
Here's some water for you.

527
00:24:55,643 --> 00:24:58,023
Oh, these little green logs
are fucking amazing.

528
00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,150
They're called pickles.

529
00:24:59,233 --> 00:25:00,862
- Calm down.
- More logs!

530
00:25:00,945 --> 00:25:02,866
Okay, okay, look, I know
you're from the sewers

531
00:25:02,991 --> 00:25:04,076
and everything, but you need to do

532
00:25:04,118 --> 00:25:05,622
a better job about
acting normal here, okay?

533
00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,249
What the fuck does it matter?

534
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:08,503
They're all fucking dead anyway.

535
00:25:08,628 --> 00:25:11,509
You're all fucking
dead, you're all dead!

536
00:25:11,592 --> 00:25:14,222
Just shoving food into
your dead fucking mouths!

537
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:15,600
- No, no, no.
- So hope you have

538
00:25:15,642 --> 00:25:16,727
a great last meal.

539
00:25:16,769 --> 00:25:18,396
- No, no, no, she's...
- Grandma, you're dead.

540
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,735
- You little girl, dead!
- No, no, no, you're not dead.

541
00:25:20,777 --> 00:25:22,781
- You're fucking dead.
- You're okay, you're okay.

542
00:25:22,864 --> 00:25:25,035
- Your kids are dead!
- Your kids are fine, everybody's fine.

543
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,789
- Your babies are dead.
- She's having a bad trip.

544
00:25:26,872 --> 00:25:29,126
It's the, you know, '60s, it's...

545
00:25:29,168 --> 00:25:31,799
Okay, even if that is true,
you can't yell it at people

546
00:25:31,882 --> 00:25:33,051
when they're eating
their matzo ball soup.

547
00:25:33,176 --> 00:25:34,178
I know that you're upset.

548
00:25:34,303 --> 00:25:36,057
You don't know what I am

549
00:25:36,182 --> 00:25:37,309
or what I've been through

550
00:25:37,434 --> 00:25:38,813
or the people that
sacrificed their lives

551
00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:40,775
to get me here because I thought you

552
00:25:40,817 --> 00:25:42,403
were the savior.

553
00:25:45,158 --> 00:25:47,037
I lost everyone to get here.

554
00:25:47,121 --> 00:25:48,164
And what?

555
00:25:48,248 --> 00:25:51,922
So you could fucking
enlighten me about pickles?

556
00:25:52,006 --> 00:25:53,551
Hey!

557
00:25:53,676 --> 00:25:56,431
Come on, now, those are fucking good.

558
00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:58,018
You've nothing to offer.

559
00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,579
You are nothing like the man I thought

560
00:25:59,646 --> 00:26:01,567
I was coming back for.

561
00:26:01,650 --> 00:26:03,194
Nothing.

562
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,407
Wolf, fire up the TTD,
we're sending him back.

563
00:26:05,449 --> 00:26:08,079
No, no, no, no, please,
don't send me back!

564
00:26:08,204 --> 00:26:10,167
I just got here, I've
wanted this my entire life.

565
00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:13,089
Look, I can probably still
help out with the mission.

566
00:26:13,173 --> 00:26:14,425
No, you can't because we don't even know

567
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:15,595
where the fuck to start.

568
00:26:15,678 --> 00:26:17,348
But if you're from the future,

569
00:26:17,431 --> 00:26:18,851
shouldn't you just know everything?

570
00:26:18,976 --> 00:26:20,228
No.

571
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,901
The Biotics control everything.

572
00:26:22,942 --> 00:26:27,409
All we know is that tonight,
on July 20th, 1969,

573
00:26:27,451 --> 00:26:29,539
something happens that
leads to the annihilation

574
00:26:29,581 --> 00:26:32,587
of the entire human race
and we were hoping

575
00:26:32,671 --> 00:26:34,716
that you'd be the key
to stopping Elias Kronish,

576
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,052
but that is just...

577
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,555
that's not gonna happen.

578
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,685
Fuck, it's over.

579
00:26:39,726 --> 00:26:43,108
Do you mean Dr. Elias Kronish?

580
00:26:43,191 --> 00:26:45,112
How do you know that
motherfucker's name?

581
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,824
I work with him.

582
00:26:46,865 --> 00:26:47,992
He's actually not a motherfucker.

583
00:26:48,076 --> 00:26:49,245
He's like this really sweet old man,

584
00:26:49,370 --> 00:26:51,124
and we're kind of,
like, becoming friends.

585
00:26:51,249 --> 00:26:53,128
That sweet old man's research

586
00:26:53,253 --> 00:26:55,883
leads to a super cure for all diseases.

587
00:26:55,967 --> 00:26:58,138
The people injected with the cure,

588
00:26:58,221 --> 00:26:59,641
those are the Biotics.

589
00:26:59,766 --> 00:27:02,354
No, he's working on a cure for herpes.

590
00:27:02,396 --> 00:27:03,607
You're telling me that a cure for herpes

591
00:27:03,649 --> 00:27:05,611
is what brings down all of mankind?

592
00:27:07,991 --> 00:27:10,328
I am moving around, getting familiar,

593
00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:12,500
getting familiar.

594
00:27:12,584 --> 00:27:15,631
Holy shit.

595
00:27:15,757 --> 00:27:17,886
The moon landing party at Caltech.

596
00:27:20,725 --> 00:27:23,021
That's where Dr. Kronish
first gets herpes,

597
00:27:23,146 --> 00:27:24,482
that's the whole reason
he became a scientist,

598
00:27:24,524 --> 00:27:26,027
and that happens tonight.

599
00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:27,864
Go, go, go on.

600
00:27:27,906 --> 00:27:29,366
Okay.

601
00:27:29,408 --> 00:27:30,661
Okay, I got it, I got it.

602
00:27:30,745 --> 00:27:32,540
If we can get to Caltech

603
00:27:32,665 --> 00:27:34,503
and stop Dr. Kronish
from ever getting herpes,

604
00:27:34,544 --> 00:27:35,797
he'll never become a scientist,

605
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,554
and we can stop this whole
cycle before it even begins.

606
00:27:39,638 --> 00:27:43,269
Maybe you are the savior after all.

607
00:27:43,311 --> 00:27:44,396
Oh, come on.

608
00:27:44,438 --> 00:27:45,900
I call fucking bullshit on that.

609
00:27:45,942 --> 00:27:47,027
No, how can it be a coincidence

610
00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:49,991
that the only person
who beats Biotic Wars

611
00:27:50,033 --> 00:27:51,912
just happens to be friends with the man

612
00:27:51,995 --> 00:27:52,997
who destroys the human race?

613
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:55,001
I don't think that's a coincidence.

614
00:27:55,043 --> 00:27:56,045
You heard her, Wolf.

615
00:27:56,128 --> 00:27:58,132
Can't be a coincidence. It's destiny.

616
00:27:58,174 --> 00:27:59,426
Just like Super Mario Bros.

617
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:00,930
All right, are you ready?

618
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,057
Let's do this shit.

619
00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:03,184
'Cause this isn't a game anymore.

620
00:28:03,309 --> 00:28:04,688
- Nope.
- Things are about to get real.

621
00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:06,440
- Yep.
- This is life or death.

622
00:28:06,567 --> 00:28:09,029
It's either kill or be killed.

623
00:28:09,071 --> 00:28:10,407
I'm gonna have to kill?

624
00:28:10,448 --> 00:28:11,702
Or be killed.

625
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:17,462
Oh, no.

626
00:28:17,547 --> 00:28:19,801
Is that an X28 Psychoblaster?

627
00:28:19,843 --> 00:28:21,470
Holy shit.

628
00:28:23,726 --> 00:28:25,563
- Oh, fuck!
- What the fuck are you doing?

629
00:28:25,605 --> 00:28:27,232
We gotta get out of here.

630
00:28:28,819 --> 00:28:30,698
Okay, okay, okay.

631
00:28:30,823 --> 00:28:33,161
Everybody get down! Heads on tables.

632
00:28:33,202 --> 00:28:35,040
We are from your time!

633
00:28:36,334 --> 00:28:38,338
Oh my God, shit got real in there.

634
00:28:39,841 --> 00:28:40,927
Uh, guys, the cops.

635
00:28:40,968 --> 00:28:42,972
Cops, cops, cops.

636
00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:44,376
Our first call, we've wanted this

637
00:28:44,475 --> 00:28:45,603
since we were kids.

638
00:28:45,686 --> 00:28:47,105
All right, Santiago, you ready for this?

639
00:28:47,189 --> 00:28:48,567
Let's do this, Skaarsgard.

640
00:28:48,609 --> 00:28:49,861
They're gonna arrest us.

641
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,494
Wh... what are you doing?

642
00:28:53,577 --> 00:28:55,623
What are you doing?

643
00:28:55,706 --> 00:28:57,502
Is that a subatomic sensor mine?

644
00:29:02,094 --> 00:29:04,516
Oh, fuck!

645
00:29:04,641 --> 00:29:06,520
What the hell?

646
00:29:10,861 --> 00:29:12,489
Welcome to the Resistance.

647
00:29:12,573 --> 00:29:17,573
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