1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:04,550 *CREDITS* 2 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:40,008 I've been asked by the ladies and gentleman 3 00:00:40,093 --> 00:00:41,911 of the Parish Missionary Circle 4 00:00:41,995 --> 00:00:45,351 repeatedly, they are quite the persistent bunch, 5 00:00:45,435 --> 00:00:48,951 to remind you that they are holding a charity auction tomorrow. 6 00:00:49,035 --> 00:00:50,671 Now, as the saying goes, 7 00:00:50,755 --> 00:00:53,431 "He who has no charity deserves no mercy", 8 00:00:53,515 --> 00:00:56,191 and believe me, they will be utterly merciless 9 00:00:56,275 --> 00:00:57,951 if you do not hand over your money. 10 00:00:58,035 --> 00:01:01,431 As always, if you need to talk to me about anything, 11 00:01:01,515 --> 00:01:03,751 bar yesterday's terrible football results, 12 00:01:03,835 --> 00:01:06,311 we are a close-knit community 13 00:01:06,395 --> 00:01:09,511 and my door is always open. 14 00:01:09,595 --> 00:01:11,751 - Thank you for coming. - Thank you, Vicar. 15 00:01:11,835 --> 00:01:13,951 Unmitigated disaster. 16 00:01:14,035 --> 00:01:17,111 Mrs Chapman promised us a dozen cakes for the auction. 17 00:01:17,195 --> 00:01:19,951 - Do you know how many she's made? - Less than a dozen? 18 00:01:20,035 --> 00:01:22,351 The situation with Sylvia is fubar. 19 00:01:22,435 --> 00:01:24,791 Yesterday, she left the house without wearing her girdle. 20 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:27,105 - No girdle, Will. - No cakes, Will. 21 00:01:27,190 --> 00:01:28,911 And what is a cake stall without cakes? 22 00:01:28,995 --> 00:01:32,151 - Just a table. - That was wonderful. You were wonderful. 23 00:01:32,235 --> 00:01:33,351 I was so moved by it. 24 00:01:33,435 --> 00:01:36,551 The importance of what you're doing, the gravitas of your role. 25 00:01:36,635 --> 00:01:39,111 Victoria sponge, cherry Bakewell, Battenberg. 26 00:01:39,195 --> 00:01:42,391 Eleanor has become positively fascistic about this event. 27 00:01:42,475 --> 00:01:44,911 Poor Eleanor, her husband's quite deaf. 28 00:01:44,995 --> 00:01:46,951 She says the entire thing's driving her to drink. 29 00:01:47,035 --> 00:01:50,191 - What doesn't drive her to drink? - Daniel! 30 00:01:52,115 --> 00:01:54,671 I'd love to pick your brains about following in your footsteps. 31 00:01:54,755 --> 00:01:57,031 - Absolutely. - You need to speak to her, Will. 32 00:01:57,115 --> 00:01:58,871 - Absolutely. - We need 12 cakes, Will. 33 00:01:58,955 --> 00:02:00,195 Absolutely. 34 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,391 The section in the middle was just long and boring... 35 00:02:03,475 --> 00:02:05,551 - Making your escape, Vicar? - Cover me, will you? 36 00:02:05,635 --> 00:02:07,991 I don't know how you put up with my wife and her friends. 37 00:02:08,075 --> 00:02:10,231 Those damnable women blathering on. 38 00:02:10,315 --> 00:02:12,311 All part of the service, Mr Hughes. 39 00:02:12,395 --> 00:02:14,511 The way they all moon around that Daniel fella. 40 00:02:14,595 --> 00:02:15,991 Dansy the Pansy I call him. 41 00:02:16,075 --> 00:02:18,071 Dansy the Pansy! 42 00:02:18,155 --> 00:02:20,631 Must have taken you hours to come up with that. 43 00:02:20,715 --> 00:02:21,951 Oh, Lord, incoming. 44 00:02:22,035 --> 00:02:23,111 One last thing, Will... 45 00:02:23,195 --> 00:02:26,031 It's never one last thing with our wives, is it, Adam? 46 00:02:26,115 --> 00:02:28,671 You will say a blessing in the auction, won't you? 47 00:02:28,755 --> 00:02:31,391 Nothing like a good prayer to guilt the sinners into donating. 48 00:02:31,475 --> 00:02:33,671 Absolutely. I'd be happy to. 49 00:02:33,755 --> 00:02:36,271 Bonnie. 50 00:02:36,355 --> 00:02:38,031 - She certainly is. - Very pretty. 51 00:02:38,115 --> 00:02:40,551 - Single? - We're friends. 52 00:02:40,635 --> 00:02:43,231 But don't let the truth get in the way of a good bit of gossip. 53 00:02:45,581 --> 00:02:47,461 Look at you doing your vicaring. 54 00:02:48,454 --> 00:02:51,350 - They laugh at everything you say? - I am pretty hilarious. 55 00:02:51,435 --> 00:02:53,271 I think it's more likely the dress. 56 00:02:53,355 --> 00:02:56,231 - Now, Bonnie Evans. - Yes, Reverend Davenport? 57 00:02:56,315 --> 00:02:57,751 What do you know about cakes? 58 00:02:59,075 --> 00:03:02,351 - God damn you, Mrs C. - Blasphemy, Vicar. 59 00:03:02,435 --> 00:03:06,111 She hasn't worked once this week. I'm cooking, I'm cleaning. 60 00:03:06,196 --> 00:03:09,036 - Nothing. Ah-ah! - Ooh! 61 00:03:11,995 --> 00:03:15,951 Leaving a grown man to look after himself, it's outrageous. 62 00:03:16,035 --> 00:03:17,475 Ah! 63 00:03:19,035 --> 00:03:20,631 Just cut the burnt bits off. 64 00:03:20,715 --> 00:03:22,671 It's all burnt bits. 65 00:03:24,515 --> 00:03:26,155 - Knife. - Er... 66 00:03:28,195 --> 00:03:29,635 Brandy. 67 00:03:31,555 --> 00:03:33,195 Not sure how that's gonna help. 68 00:03:40,115 --> 00:03:42,435 Oh! 69 00:03:44,595 --> 00:03:46,711 I did actually come here for a reason, you know. 70 00:03:46,795 --> 00:03:49,111 Oh, not just my scintillating company? 71 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:51,231 That too, obviously. 72 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:52,831 I'm worried about Cath. 73 00:03:52,915 --> 00:03:55,191 She's really sad and mopey. 74 00:03:55,275 --> 00:03:58,471 - Oh, poor Cath. - How's George? 75 00:03:58,555 --> 00:04:00,951 - Good morning. - Oh. 76 00:04:01,035 --> 00:04:03,515 - It's nearly two. - I know. 77 00:04:11,195 --> 00:04:13,195 If you need me, I'll be in bed. 78 00:04:19,435 --> 00:04:21,167 We need a thing. 79 00:04:21,252 --> 00:04:23,391 You're gonna have to be a bit more specific than that. 80 00:04:23,475 --> 00:04:26,431 No, you know when you're in the army and you make like a plan. 81 00:04:26,515 --> 00:04:28,911 - An operation. - Exactly. 82 00:04:28,995 --> 00:04:32,591 Operation get Cath and Geordie back together 83 00:04:32,675 --> 00:04:34,391 cos they're meant to be 84 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:37,111 and it's making them miserable that they're not. 85 00:04:37,195 --> 00:04:39,871 That's catchy. 86 00:04:39,955 --> 00:04:42,991 - They love each other. - Of course they do. 87 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:48,315 They just need to be reminded that love is a very splendid thing. 88 00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:51,555 Like the song. 89 00:04:52,675 --> 00:04:54,351 Many splendored thing. 90 00:04:54,435 --> 00:04:55,951 Really? 91 00:04:56,035 --> 00:04:57,711 Yes. 92 00:04:57,795 --> 00:04:59,671 But that doesn't even sound like a word. 93 00:04:59,755 --> 00:05:01,071 Splendored? 94 00:05:01,155 --> 00:05:02,955 Splen-do red? 95 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:06,751 What? 96 00:05:06,835 --> 00:05:08,835 Flour. 97 00:05:12,435 --> 00:05:14,515 Oh, Lord, not again! 98 00:05:17,475 --> 00:05:19,351 Oh... Ah. 99 00:05:29,435 --> 00:05:33,111 - Hail, fine fellows. - How now, Leonardo. 100 00:05:33,195 --> 00:05:35,835 That's just a little thing we do. 101 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,791 Jim's interested in becoming a curate. 102 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,030 I thought you could shed some light. 103 00:05:41,055 --> 00:05:42,859 Wonderful. Yes, of course. 104 00:05:44,915 --> 00:05:47,595 Being a priest is about serving God. 105 00:05:49,195 --> 00:05:51,711 It's about patience, tolerance... 106 00:05:51,795 --> 00:05:54,951 - Mrs C, what are you doing here? - Tolerance. 107 00:05:55,035 --> 00:05:57,791 - It's about kindness to others. - Are you trying to annoy me? 108 00:05:57,875 --> 00:05:59,591 Cos you're doing a bloody good job of it. 109 00:05:59,675 --> 00:06:02,511 - Kindness to others. - You do remember that you work for me? 110 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:04,035 I'm taking a hiatus. 111 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,751 Perhaps it would be helpful if you told Will 112 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,635 why you're taking a hiatus. 113 00:06:13,195 --> 00:06:15,751 I'm no longer a believer. 114 00:06:15,835 --> 00:06:18,191 She and God had a falling out. 115 00:06:18,275 --> 00:06:19,871 God lost. 116 00:06:19,955 --> 00:06:22,875 You couldn't have lost your faith after you baked 12 cakes? 117 00:06:23,995 --> 00:06:27,735 - So selfish. - I'm selfish? I'm the selfish one? 118 00:06:27,795 --> 00:06:30,911 God deserts us all in the end. 119 00:06:30,995 --> 00:06:32,915 Put that in your little book. 120 00:06:37,835 --> 00:06:40,235 You don't happen to have a dozen cakes lying around, do you? 121 00:06:48,995 --> 00:06:50,231 - Reverend. - Hello, ladies. 122 00:06:50,315 --> 00:06:51,835 I've brought you a little something. 123 00:06:52,835 --> 00:06:54,711 It's, er, baba ghanoush. 124 00:06:54,795 --> 00:06:56,471 Baba ga-what? 125 00:06:56,555 --> 00:06:59,671 I'm gonna have to take your word for that. 126 00:06:59,755 --> 00:07:03,231 Oh, gird your loins, she's on the warpath. 127 00:07:03,315 --> 00:07:06,471 Natalie. What did I say? 128 00:07:06,555 --> 00:07:08,235 High and taut. 129 00:07:09,795 --> 00:07:12,115 High and taut. What does that look like to you? 130 00:07:13,315 --> 00:07:15,231 Low and slack. 131 00:07:15,315 --> 00:07:17,631 Nobody likes their bunting low and slack. 132 00:07:21,195 --> 00:07:24,355 That girl, I can't hold my tongue any more. 133 00:07:25,555 --> 00:07:28,271 - William, can I have a brief word? - I doubt it. 134 00:07:28,355 --> 00:07:31,551 I just want to walk you through your movements. 135 00:07:31,635 --> 00:07:33,835 Ladies, attention, please, a quick run-through. 136 00:07:34,795 --> 00:07:37,311 Will, you stand here. 137 00:07:37,395 --> 00:07:39,871 I introduce you, you pray, pray, pray, 138 00:07:39,955 --> 00:07:41,391 string quartet, play, play, play, 139 00:07:41,475 --> 00:07:44,231 and then me. 140 00:07:44,315 --> 00:07:47,911 "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen," then I show them the auction prizes. 141 00:07:47,995 --> 00:07:49,791 Good haul. 142 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:52,511 The prizes will, of course, be on the stage 143 00:07:52,595 --> 00:07:54,671 so... curtain! 144 00:07:54,755 --> 00:07:56,195 Natalie. 145 00:08:00,795 --> 00:08:03,591 Applause and into the auction. 146 00:08:03,675 --> 00:08:05,155 - Any questions? - Neil! 147 00:08:34,795 --> 00:08:36,831 I leave you alone for one morning. 148 00:08:36,915 --> 00:08:39,875 Neil Hughes, local electrician. 149 00:08:41,595 --> 00:08:42,835 And that's his wife. 150 00:08:47,275 --> 00:08:51,431 Grace. Grace, this is my friend, Inspector Keating. 151 00:08:51,515 --> 00:08:54,311 Why are there never enough damn saucers for the cups? 152 00:08:54,395 --> 00:08:56,351 Look, why don't we get you home? 153 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:58,471 - Let's cancel the auction. - No. 154 00:08:58,555 --> 00:09:02,024 I-I have to keep going. I need to keep busy. 155 00:09:02,227 --> 00:09:04,271 When was the last time you saw your husband? 156 00:09:04,355 --> 00:09:07,351 Here last night. Neil was still fixing the lights 157 00:09:07,435 --> 00:09:09,831 when I left with the girls from the missionary circle. 158 00:09:09,915 --> 00:09:12,191 - What time was that? - Seven. 159 00:09:12,275 --> 00:09:15,511 And you spent the rest of the evening on your own? 160 00:09:15,595 --> 00:09:18,275 When I woke and he wasn't there, I didn't think anything of it. 161 00:09:19,395 --> 00:09:21,591 If he works late, he'll often sleep in the van. 162 00:09:21,675 --> 00:09:23,275 Thank you, Grace. 163 00:09:24,555 --> 00:09:25,715 Larry. 164 00:09:28,995 --> 00:09:32,455 - Boss? - Round up the charity ladies for questioning. 165 00:09:32,515 --> 00:09:34,991 - Geordie? - Mm? 166 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,551 God speed. 167 00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:38,791 - He was a wonderful man. - Wonderful. 168 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:41,271 - Some of the time, at least. - Do anything for anyone. 169 00:09:41,355 --> 00:09:42,911 - Absolutely anything. - For a fair price. 170 00:09:42,995 --> 00:09:45,261 - He fixed your kitchen light. - Didn't ask for a penny. 171 00:09:45,346 --> 00:09:47,791 Let Natalie lodge at his house for gratis. 172 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,231 Well, two shillings a week. 173 00:09:49,315 --> 00:09:50,711 Was it a heart attack, Inspector? 174 00:09:50,795 --> 00:09:52,151 My husband had a heart attack. 175 00:09:52,235 --> 00:09:54,871 - Oh! Keeled right over in the gooseberry patch. - Stone-cold dead. 176 00:09:54,955 --> 00:09:56,951 Gooseberries were never the same after that. 177 00:09:57,035 --> 00:10:00,275 Right! Thank you, everybody out. Let us do our job. 178 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:06,071 I wouldn't be surprised if they talked him to death. 179 00:10:06,155 --> 00:10:08,551 - Anything stolen? - Nothing, boss. 180 00:10:08,635 --> 00:10:10,431 No sign of forced entry, either. 181 00:10:10,515 --> 00:10:14,111 So he's fixing the light, slips, falls backwards... 182 00:10:14,195 --> 00:10:16,431 And gets a head wound like that? 183 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,511 He's been hit with something sharp. 184 00:10:18,595 --> 00:10:19,831 Murder? 185 00:10:19,915 --> 00:10:21,755 Almost certainly. 186 00:10:22,995 --> 00:10:26,355 - Get anything in here checked for blood and fingerprints. - Boss. 187 00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:34,671 What did you think of him? 188 00:10:34,755 --> 00:10:37,631 He was... fine. 189 00:10:37,715 --> 00:10:39,435 You didn't like him. 190 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,675 I always thought he was a bit arrogant. Pompous. 191 00:10:45,515 --> 00:10:47,791 Sounds like a charmer. 192 00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:49,755 Let's check his van. 193 00:10:55,195 --> 00:10:56,871 How well do you know them? 194 00:10:56,955 --> 00:10:58,795 More than I'd like to sometimes. 195 00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:03,475 - The wife? - Nice. Happily married. 196 00:11:04,595 --> 00:11:05,875 Lucky her. 197 00:11:07,035 --> 00:11:08,515 Aye-aye. 198 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,235 Looks like someone tried to break in. 199 00:11:20,195 --> 00:11:21,595 What about the others? 200 00:11:23,275 --> 00:11:26,751 Er, well, Eleanor Ingram, rich, gossip. 201 00:11:26,835 --> 00:11:29,351 Nothing brightens a room like her absence. 202 00:11:29,435 --> 00:11:32,391 Natalie Be no it, French undergraduate, 203 00:11:32,475 --> 00:11:34,231 quiet, studious. 204 00:11:34,315 --> 00:11:37,111 And Kathleen Wilson, a widow. 205 00:11:37,195 --> 00:11:39,115 Uptight, pious. 206 00:11:43,155 --> 00:11:44,515 Uptight and pious, you say? 207 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:48,275 Bloody hell. 208 00:11:58,755 --> 00:12:00,515 Neil developed them himself. 209 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,831 He said no-one ever need see them but us. 210 00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:06,355 Well, now your vicar and the local constabulary. 211 00:12:07,835 --> 00:12:09,431 What must you think of me? 212 00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:11,195 Well, er... 213 00:12:13,395 --> 00:12:15,591 I never thought you were the type to have an affair. 214 00:12:15,675 --> 00:12:17,875 Neither did I. 215 00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:20,791 Middle aged, a widow. 216 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,511 I mean, to all intents and purposes, I'm invisible. 217 00:12:23,595 --> 00:12:25,275 He made me feel... 218 00:12:26,355 --> 00:12:27,511 noticed. 219 00:12:27,595 --> 00:12:29,351 How long was it going on for? 220 00:12:29,435 --> 00:12:32,915 Well, there were a few... 221 00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:35,275 Conjugal visits. 222 00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:38,351 He said he was falling in love with me. 223 00:12:38,435 --> 00:12:40,111 He took the photographs 224 00:12:40,195 --> 00:12:42,635 and then nothing. 225 00:12:43,995 --> 00:12:45,871 You must have been desperate to get these back. 226 00:12:45,955 --> 00:12:48,071 How desperate? 227 00:12:48,155 --> 00:12:49,951 Enough to try and break into his van? 228 00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:51,671 Yes. 229 00:12:51,755 --> 00:12:54,271 - Enough to attack him? - No! 230 00:12:54,355 --> 00:12:56,075 I left with the other girls. 231 00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:00,995 Then I went back to talk to Neil. 232 00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:05,991 I wanted him to destroy them. 233 00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:07,475 Neil. 234 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,275 He was already dead. 235 00:13:13,915 --> 00:13:17,391 He'd fallen from the ladder and dropped his hammer. 236 00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:19,755 I thought I could use it to break into his van. 237 00:13:21,595 --> 00:13:22,915 But I couldn't get in. 238 00:13:24,235 --> 00:13:25,355 So I left. 239 00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:28,515 I left him there. 240 00:13:32,675 --> 00:13:34,675 Can anyone verify your movements? 241 00:13:35,675 --> 00:13:37,755 No, I live alone, Inspector. 242 00:13:39,355 --> 00:13:41,075 I was a joke to him. 243 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,315 That's what hurts the most. 244 00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:47,395 It was all a joke. 245 00:13:50,755 --> 00:13:52,991 A widow offering herself up on a platter. 246 00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:55,075 A husband cheating on his wife. 247 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,951 - Gives the wife motive. - I don't know. 248 00:13:59,035 --> 00:14:00,871 I just can't see her killing anyone. 249 00:14:00,955 --> 00:14:03,431 - You didn't see this, either. - Don't. 250 00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:06,955 - And this one is particularly vivid. - Geordie, please. 251 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:12,275 - Do we have a murder weapon? - We do, boss. 252 00:14:15,715 --> 00:14:16,951 And the weapon is? 253 00:14:17,035 --> 00:14:18,631 The tool box. 254 00:14:18,715 --> 00:14:21,311 Blood and hair were found on the edge here. 255 00:14:21,395 --> 00:14:23,915 Quite a hefty weight when you clonk that on someone's bonce. 256 00:14:27,195 --> 00:14:29,231 - Good work, Larry. - Really? 257 00:14:29,315 --> 00:14:32,755 Really. Any background on the victim? 258 00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:36,031 Here you go. Neil Hughes. 259 00:14:36,115 --> 00:14:38,191 Arrested for larceny three months ago. 260 00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:39,911 Neil was stealing? 261 00:14:39,995 --> 00:14:43,071 A wallet went missing at the cricket club. He's umpire there. 262 00:14:43,155 --> 00:14:45,111 Some congregation. 263 00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:47,511 Breaking commandments all over the shop. 264 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:51,911 All charges were dropped, but apparently it caused quite a stir. 265 00:14:51,995 --> 00:14:53,591 No-one told me. 266 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:56,555 I'm beginning to think you're the last to be told anything. 267 00:15:00,715 --> 00:15:04,151 So, we have a wife, no alibi, 268 00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:05,791 a mistress, no alibi. 269 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:09,391 Mm, and some pictures I'm trying desperately to erase from my memory. 270 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,795 Oh, nice catch. 271 00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:15,271 - Mr Davenport. - Natalie. 272 00:15:15,355 --> 00:15:18,391 - I didn't know you worked here. - Surprise, surprise. 273 00:15:18,475 --> 00:15:20,351 I have to pay my way for university somehow. 274 00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:23,231 We're hoping to talk to someone about Neil Hughes, 275 00:15:23,315 --> 00:15:25,431 the theft he was accused of. 276 00:15:25,515 --> 00:15:29,235 Then you can speak to me. I was the one who reported him. 277 00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:32,991 The team was playing against Chesterton, 278 00:15:33,075 --> 00:15:35,311 the wallet was left on the side. 279 00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:38,311 Neil was the only person alone in here. 280 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,351 When the wallet turned up again, I felt terrible. 281 00:15:40,435 --> 00:15:42,111 You lodged with Grace and Neil. 282 00:15:42,195 --> 00:15:44,351 Two years, they were wonderful to me. 283 00:15:44,435 --> 00:15:47,631 - And yet you accuse him of theft. - Oh, it was a misunderstanding. 284 00:15:47,715 --> 00:15:49,231 Was that when you moved out? 285 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,675 I couldn't very well stay after that, could I? 286 00:15:53,195 --> 00:15:54,631 Does Neil have a locker? 287 00:15:54,715 --> 00:15:56,631 Yes, erm... 288 00:15:56,715 --> 00:15:57,991 It's this one. 289 00:15:58,075 --> 00:16:00,435 We can take it from here, Miss. 290 00:16:04,795 --> 00:16:06,511 Think she got him in trouble deliberately? 291 00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:08,995 Why would she do that? She lost her home over it. 292 00:16:09,955 --> 00:16:13,035 It doesn't make sense. Neither does Neil being a thief. 293 00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:25,715 You were saying? 294 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,311 - This isn't stolen? - Hm? 295 00:16:33,395 --> 00:16:35,595 Someone gave it to him. 296 00:16:44,515 --> 00:16:46,151 Positively festive. 297 00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:48,315 Can't let death get in the way of a good shindig. 298 00:16:49,555 --> 00:16:52,151 Grace. How are you? 299 00:16:52,235 --> 00:16:54,271 Drowning in platitudes and casseroles. 300 00:16:54,355 --> 00:16:55,995 People are just trying to be kind. 301 00:16:58,275 --> 00:16:59,991 You recognise this jewellery? 302 00:17:00,075 --> 00:17:01,195 No. 303 00:17:02,635 --> 00:17:04,431 How about the handwriting? 304 00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:06,751 Is it something to do with Neil's death, do you think? 305 00:17:06,835 --> 00:17:10,355 Just to warn you, old chap, my better half's gunning for you. 306 00:17:11,435 --> 00:17:12,591 William! 307 00:17:12,675 --> 00:17:14,951 You missed my speech. 308 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,275 That's a shame. 309 00:17:18,235 --> 00:17:20,511 Is it true about Kathleen? 310 00:17:20,595 --> 00:17:22,751 Photos left nothing to the imagination, I heard. 311 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,831 - Let's not gossip, Eleanor. - No. 312 00:17:25,915 --> 00:17:28,795 Legs akimbo, apparently. 313 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,711 Actually, I'm really starting to warm to her. 314 00:17:32,795 --> 00:17:37,911 Ladies and gentlemen, firstly let us give thanks to Grace 315 00:17:37,995 --> 00:17:43,831 who insisted we carry on today in memory of her wonderful husband. 316 00:17:43,915 --> 00:17:46,191 Now, if you'd like to make a bid, 317 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:50,351 please write your hopefully extravagant donation 318 00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:52,551 on these slips of paper and put them in here. 319 00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:54,951 Write neatly, please. 320 00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:57,151 It's all for the benefit of the refugees. 321 00:17:57,235 --> 00:17:58,875 - Hi, Will. - Daniel. 322 00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:02,151 Give me those photographs of Kathleen. 323 00:18:02,235 --> 00:18:04,395 Need some quiet time with them, do you? 324 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,751 God or no God, we're showing our faces. 325 00:18:12,835 --> 00:18:15,351 - I'm not feeling very charitable. - Neither am I. 326 00:18:15,435 --> 00:18:16,715 Mingle. Now. 327 00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:19,951 - What are you doing with my coffee maker? - Donating it 328 00:18:20,035 --> 00:18:22,271 - for the orphans. - It's my coffee maker. 329 00:18:22,355 --> 00:18:24,275 You're not the one who has to clean it. 330 00:18:25,915 --> 00:18:28,995 What is wrong with that bloody woman? 331 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,551 Shoddy composition, out of focus. 332 00:18:37,635 --> 00:18:39,835 I don't think Neil was interested in the artistry. 333 00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:44,711 Anything else you can tell us? 334 00:18:44,795 --> 00:18:46,631 Cheap paper. 335 00:18:46,715 --> 00:18:49,311 Poor Kathleen. 336 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,995 She's always been very sweet to me, they all have. 337 00:18:53,155 --> 00:18:54,751 Whereas Neil... 338 00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:56,671 Yeah, you can always tell the bastards. 339 00:18:56,755 --> 00:18:59,751 They're the ones who delight in belittling you in front of others. 340 00:18:59,835 --> 00:19:01,511 Are these all you found? 341 00:19:01,595 --> 00:19:02,911 Just those. 342 00:19:02,995 --> 00:19:05,191 Average on a roll is 24. 343 00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:08,435 My guess is Neil has more of these stashed somewhere. 344 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,100 _ 345 00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,755 Got your eye on the crystal tumblers? 346 00:19:36,035 --> 00:19:38,715 I'm looking for handwriting that matches this. 347 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,471 Wife seems very calm. Too calm for my liking. 348 00:19:44,555 --> 00:19:46,915 She's in shock. It's grief, Geordie. 349 00:19:53,915 --> 00:19:55,675 It's my coffee machine. 350 00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:03,395 This is the one, this is it. 351 00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:07,591 Same E, you see. Eleanor Ingram. 352 00:20:07,675 --> 00:20:10,075 Why's Eleanor giving jewellery to Neil? 353 00:20:11,075 --> 00:20:15,111 My husband got himself into some financial... bother. 354 00:20:15,195 --> 00:20:16,595 Stock markets? 355 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:20,911 Gambling. Horses, dogs. 356 00:20:20,995 --> 00:20:23,515 He'd bet on a snail if the returns were good. 357 00:20:24,715 --> 00:20:27,151 - And Neil knew? - Paid off the debt for us. 358 00:20:27,235 --> 00:20:30,795 Got some rather dubious characters off Adam's back. 359 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:34,435 - That was good of him. - But you couldn't repay him. 360 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:39,591 My husband hasn't yet learned how to quit while he's ahead. 361 00:20:39,675 --> 00:20:41,915 So you had to give him your jewellery instead. 362 00:20:43,995 --> 00:20:46,835 - It's just belongings. - Your belongings. 363 00:20:48,275 --> 00:20:49,871 I wouldn't blame you for being angry. 364 00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:52,355 At my husband, yes. 365 00:20:53,675 --> 00:20:56,111 But Neil, no. 366 00:20:56,195 --> 00:20:58,311 Where were you the night Neil died, Mrs Ingram? 367 00:20:58,395 --> 00:21:01,115 - At home. - Anyone with you? 368 00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:04,591 - Adam was out. - Darling, there you are. 369 00:21:04,675 --> 00:21:06,671 Is everything all right? 370 00:21:06,755 --> 00:21:10,191 Everything's fine. Everything's always fine. 371 00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:12,551 That's what you want to hear, isn't it? 372 00:21:12,635 --> 00:21:15,075 I think someone's had a little too much punch. 373 00:21:16,288 --> 00:21:17,831 I think you'd better come with us. 374 00:21:17,915 --> 00:21:20,031 - You too, sir. - I don't understand. 375 00:21:20,115 --> 00:21:22,911 You owed a dead man money which makes you a suspect, Mr Ingram. 376 00:21:22,995 --> 00:21:24,671 I want to speak to your superior. 377 00:21:24,755 --> 00:21:26,715 Oh, don't make me arrest you. 378 00:21:32,915 --> 00:21:37,235 I didn't do it, Grace. You do believe me, don't you? 379 00:21:51,555 --> 00:21:53,511 There's one thing that doesn't make sense to me. 380 00:21:53,595 --> 00:21:55,231 Aside from our presence here? 381 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,471 Why not use your jewellery 382 00:21:56,555 --> 00:21:58,871 to pay off your husband's debts in the first place? 383 00:21:58,955 --> 00:22:01,835 Give it to these dubious characters you mentioned. 384 00:22:03,395 --> 00:22:05,271 These were my mother's. 385 00:22:05,355 --> 00:22:07,675 I thought you said they were just belongings. 386 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,862 I am more than capable of managing my own finances. 387 00:22:11,887 --> 00:22:12,775 Are you? 388 00:22:12,835 --> 00:22:14,391 Are you, Adam? 389 00:22:14,475 --> 00:22:17,751 Don't you see? This is just another problem we don't talk about. 390 00:22:17,835 --> 00:22:19,751 We talk about everything. 391 00:22:19,835 --> 00:22:22,711 Aside from our marriage, our finances, your handicap. 392 00:22:22,795 --> 00:22:25,871 Don't use that word. You make me sound inadequate. 393 00:22:25,955 --> 00:22:28,871 - I don't mean it like that. - I work, I provide for you. 394 00:22:28,955 --> 00:22:31,071 And then you lose it all at the bloody bookies. 395 00:22:31,155 --> 00:22:33,271 OK, I clock off in half an hour, 396 00:22:33,355 --> 00:22:35,315 so how about you two stop bickering... 397 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,675 and you tell me exactly what happened last night. 398 00:22:43,715 --> 00:22:46,955 - How are the Ingrams? - Unforthcoming. 399 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,151 I put them in the cells, that should loosen them up. 400 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:53,191 Yeah, it turns out your rich, happily married couple 401 00:22:53,275 --> 00:22:55,631 - are neither happily married... - Or rich. 402 00:22:55,715 --> 00:22:58,551 And Kathleen, your pious widow is an out-and-out goer. 403 00:22:58,635 --> 00:23:00,431 Mm. Goes to show, I suppose. 404 00:23:00,515 --> 00:23:03,671 Sometimes the only thing you share with a neighbour is a garden fence. 405 00:23:03,755 --> 00:23:06,471 - Or a husband. - That too. 406 00:23:06,555 --> 00:23:09,835 - Eagle? - Don't you think you should change? 407 00:23:11,155 --> 00:23:14,915 - When have I ever changed to go to the pub? - Indulge me. 408 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:17,875 Indulge you! 409 00:23:19,195 --> 00:23:22,351 - It's all I ever bloody do. - Will! 410 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,391 - I want you to smell nice. - For who? 411 00:23:24,475 --> 00:23:26,995 - For me. - Are you saying I stink? 412 00:23:30,795 --> 00:23:33,311 Does it strike you as odd that Grace didn't bat an eye 413 00:23:33,395 --> 00:23:34,875 when her husband didn't come home? 414 00:23:36,235 --> 00:23:37,515 Maybe he makes a habit of it. 415 00:23:38,635 --> 00:23:39,791 Seducing some lass or other 416 00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:42,235 under the pretence of fiddling with the light bulbs. 417 00:23:47,195 --> 00:23:49,515 - I thought we were going to the Eagle. - No. 418 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:53,151 - But we always go to the Eagle. - Not tonight. 419 00:23:53,235 --> 00:23:55,395 I like the Eagle. 420 00:23:59,395 --> 00:24:03,075 Promise me one thing, we're not going to a jazz club. 421 00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:11,911 Are you trying to seduce me? 422 00:24:11,995 --> 00:24:14,271 I've been playing hard to get all this time. 423 00:24:14,355 --> 00:24:15,551 Red wine? 424 00:24:15,635 --> 00:24:17,471 I'd prefer a nice beer at the Eagle. 425 00:24:17,555 --> 00:24:19,355 Bottle of red, please. 426 00:24:20,435 --> 00:24:22,515 Good evening, how are you doing? 427 00:24:24,435 --> 00:24:26,431 What have you done? 428 00:24:26,515 --> 00:24:28,915 You'll be needing this later. 429 00:24:30,155 --> 00:24:32,075 - Over here. - Will? 430 00:24:33,155 --> 00:24:34,991 - George! - Well, how about this. 431 00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:36,591 What a coincidence. 432 00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:38,391 Christ on a bike. 433 00:24:38,475 --> 00:24:40,951 - Took the words right out of my mouth. - Are you eating? 434 00:24:41,035 --> 00:24:43,991 No, we just came to admire the decor 435 00:24:44,075 --> 00:24:46,351 - Is this table free? - Course it is. 436 00:24:46,435 --> 00:24:48,231 How about we push them together? 437 00:24:48,315 --> 00:24:50,711 I'd like to do the same to your heads. 438 00:24:50,795 --> 00:24:52,511 Do you mind, Cath? 439 00:24:52,595 --> 00:24:54,191 Do you mind, Geordie? 440 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:55,955 Would it matter if we did? 441 00:24:58,275 --> 00:24:59,791 There we go. 442 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,355 Thank you. 443 00:25:02,595 --> 00:25:05,111 This is great. Isn't it great? 444 00:25:05,195 --> 00:25:07,791 And have anything you want, my treat. 445 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:10,311 Fill it right up to the top. 446 00:25:10,395 --> 00:25:13,591 The lady and I will be needing another bottle. 447 00:25:13,675 --> 00:25:17,035 Like the gentleman says, keep 'em coming. 448 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:25,315 Thank you. 449 00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:28,751 Thank you, Frank. 450 00:25:28,835 --> 00:25:33,551 Who knew there was such poetry in the life cycle of a house fly. 451 00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:35,391 Awful, bloody awful. 452 00:25:35,475 --> 00:25:37,795 - Who's next? - That wasn't poetry. 453 00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:42,831 Just because I speak like this... 454 00:25:42,915 --> 00:25:44,271 doesn't make it a poem! 455 00:25:44,355 --> 00:25:47,111 I might as well get up there and read my bloody shopping list! 456 00:25:47,195 --> 00:25:50,191 A pint of milk, 457 00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:51,791 Cheddar... 458 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:53,871 CHEESE! 459 00:25:53,955 --> 00:25:56,595 Crusty white loaf! 460 00:25:57,555 --> 00:26:01,311 I've overlooked your moods, I've even overlooked your lack of girdle, 461 00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,751 but now you've finally gone too far and do you know why? 462 00:26:03,835 --> 00:26:07,155 Because I had to listen to a poem about a house fly? 463 00:26:08,155 --> 00:26:12,231 No, because you haven't told Jack about the cancer. 464 00:26:12,315 --> 00:26:14,591 You haven't told Will. 465 00:26:14,675 --> 00:26:16,115 You have to tell them. 466 00:26:18,515 --> 00:26:20,271 How do I find the words? 467 00:26:22,795 --> 00:26:25,115 We'll find them together, shall we? 468 00:26:31,555 --> 00:26:34,631 So, where was your first night out? 469 00:26:34,715 --> 00:26:37,551 I know. I know this one, fish and chip shop. 470 00:26:37,635 --> 00:26:40,755 They walked for hours and kissed in the moonlight. 471 00:26:42,275 --> 00:26:43,555 Then he was sick in a bush. 472 00:26:44,995 --> 00:26:48,551 - Oh, that was bad fish. - It's cos you drank like one. 473 00:26:48,635 --> 00:26:50,755 Who was sick on our third date? 474 00:26:52,035 --> 00:26:53,395 I was pregnant, Geordie. 475 00:26:57,795 --> 00:26:59,431 Er, what about your wedding? 476 00:26:59,515 --> 00:27:02,111 Oh, gorgeous. 477 00:27:02,195 --> 00:27:04,031 Cath looked amazing. 478 00:27:04,115 --> 00:27:07,271 - Didn't she? - Lovely, mm. 479 00:27:07,355 --> 00:27:09,875 He was hungover. 480 00:27:11,155 --> 00:27:12,795 Weren't exactly on your best form. 481 00:27:13,995 --> 00:27:15,875 I was pregnant, Geordie. 482 00:27:20,355 --> 00:27:22,951 Mm, this is so good. You have to try some. 483 00:27:23,035 --> 00:27:25,235 Only if you try a bit of mine. 484 00:27:29,555 --> 00:27:31,191 Mm! 485 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:34,031 - I've died and gone to heaven. - Oh, that is... mwah! 486 00:27:34,115 --> 00:27:35,635 Do that again. 487 00:27:38,035 --> 00:27:40,151 - I can't carry that off, can I? - No. 488 00:27:40,235 --> 00:27:42,231 - Ridiculous. - Astoundingly so! 489 00:27:51,955 --> 00:27:54,311 Didn't you have something for Cathy, Geordie? 490 00:27:54,395 --> 00:27:56,271 Ooh. 491 00:27:56,355 --> 00:27:57,751 Money for the weekly shop? 492 00:27:57,835 --> 00:27:59,751 I gave you money for the weekly shop. 493 00:27:59,835 --> 00:28:01,955 No, I meant the other thing. 494 00:28:07,995 --> 00:28:10,195 Oh, wow, what's this? 495 00:28:15,555 --> 00:28:17,675 And he remembered opal's your favourite. 496 00:28:18,675 --> 00:28:19,795 How sweet is that? 497 00:28:22,715 --> 00:28:25,391 - I can't take it. - Why not? 498 00:28:25,475 --> 00:28:26,751 Why not? 499 00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:29,471 Man gives you jewellery, generally means one thing. 500 00:28:29,555 --> 00:28:32,071 - What's that? - It's transactional. 501 00:28:32,155 --> 00:28:35,871 You give me this, you want something in return. 502 00:28:35,955 --> 00:28:36,951 Like what? 503 00:28:37,035 --> 00:28:38,951 Sex, generally. 504 00:28:39,035 --> 00:28:41,871 I can't just do a nice thing for no reason? 505 00:28:41,955 --> 00:28:44,351 Based on your previous record, no. 506 00:28:44,435 --> 00:28:48,475 How about this? Keep the necklace, I don't want to have sex with you. 507 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:51,991 How about this? You keep the necklace 508 00:28:52,075 --> 00:28:54,595 and I don't wanna have sex with you either. 509 00:28:59,835 --> 00:29:02,311 - We thought it would help. - Well, you thought wrong. 510 00:29:02,395 --> 00:29:03,755 Sorry, Bonnie. 511 00:29:11,955 --> 00:29:13,915 There's no point wasting it. 512 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:43,511 Neil asked for money first. 513 00:29:43,595 --> 00:29:45,995 - Yes. - Then you gave him the jewellery. 514 00:29:47,435 --> 00:29:48,995 He didn't ask for anything else? 515 00:29:50,995 --> 00:29:52,475 A transaction. 516 00:29:54,555 --> 00:29:56,075 Sex, perhaps? 517 00:29:57,995 --> 00:30:00,711 You really do have a sordid mind. 518 00:30:00,795 --> 00:30:03,071 Neil was a good man. 519 00:30:03,155 --> 00:30:06,435 One of the few who didn't refer to my being deaf as a handicap. 520 00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:14,155 He said he'd wipe the debt if... 521 00:30:15,635 --> 00:30:17,355 we had one night together. 522 00:30:20,475 --> 00:30:23,711 - And you said yes. - Of course she didn't. 523 00:30:23,795 --> 00:30:28,635 Just one night, he said, and it'd be the end of it. 524 00:30:30,035 --> 00:30:31,515 But it wasn't the end of it? 525 00:30:33,515 --> 00:30:36,635 He said he'd tell Adam if we didn't make it a regular arrangement. 526 00:30:39,075 --> 00:30:40,675 I couldn't... 527 00:30:41,755 --> 00:30:43,035 I couldn't do it again. 528 00:30:44,675 --> 00:30:46,555 So you tried to pay him off with this. 529 00:30:47,715 --> 00:30:49,675 - You slut. - Mr Ingram. 530 00:30:50,835 --> 00:30:53,471 It was your mess, Adam. Sit down. 531 00:30:53,555 --> 00:30:57,311 I was cleaning up your bloody mess like always! 532 00:30:57,395 --> 00:30:59,831 Why didn't you tell me? 533 00:30:59,915 --> 00:31:02,271 Because you'd do what you always do, 534 00:31:02,355 --> 00:31:04,595 you'd bury your head in the sand. 535 00:31:07,435 --> 00:31:09,155 I did it for us, Adam. 536 00:31:11,115 --> 00:31:12,875 I did it for you. 537 00:31:16,035 --> 00:31:17,275 That bastard. 538 00:31:18,995 --> 00:31:20,395 The bastard! 539 00:31:24,235 --> 00:31:25,831 I know. 540 00:31:25,915 --> 00:31:28,831 - I think it was a good plan. - It was a good plan. 541 00:31:28,915 --> 00:31:31,951 I think it was the best plan ever thought up by man. 542 00:31:32,035 --> 00:31:33,751 Trojan horse was a good one. 543 00:31:33,835 --> 00:31:36,155 - And that one worked. - True. 544 00:31:37,555 --> 00:31:40,431 - The intention was there. - We had good intentions. 545 00:31:40,515 --> 00:31:43,591 Really good intentions. How lovely are we? 546 00:31:43,675 --> 00:31:44,915 Very lovely. 547 00:31:46,635 --> 00:31:48,435 Very, very... 548 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:50,715 very lovely. 549 00:32:01,715 --> 00:32:03,635 Let's go to your jazz club. 550 00:32:05,235 --> 00:32:07,675 Oh, sod it, let's just go back to your place. 551 00:32:09,355 --> 00:32:10,555 OK... 552 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,271 Wait, wait, wait. I... I... 553 00:32:19,355 --> 00:32:21,191 I don't think you want to do this. 554 00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:23,191 Don't I? 555 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,551 You're a widow. You're still grieving. 556 00:32:25,635 --> 00:32:28,071 And back down to earth. 557 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,755 I just think you'll regret it in the morning. 558 00:32:32,115 --> 00:32:33,715 I don't understand you. 559 00:32:34,755 --> 00:32:36,071 One minute you're, 560 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:39,351 "Oh, Maya, I just want to get you into bed and kiss you all over." 561 00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,311 - And then the next... - Maya was different. 562 00:32:41,395 --> 00:32:43,791 - Why? - Well, she was... 563 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:45,871 It was only about sex. 564 00:32:45,955 --> 00:32:47,991 Why can't this be only about sex? 565 00:32:48,075 --> 00:32:51,075 Because you're you. 566 00:32:52,155 --> 00:32:53,511 I'm me? 567 00:32:53,595 --> 00:32:55,871 Great, that's fantastic. 568 00:32:55,955 --> 00:32:57,831 - Bonnie... - I don't wanna boast or anything, 569 00:32:57,915 --> 00:32:59,915 but I'm really good at it. 570 00:33:01,315 --> 00:33:03,231 I just think you'll regret it. 571 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,795 Oh, my God, you're vicaring me. 572 00:33:06,755 --> 00:33:08,711 You're vicaring me like one of those women. 573 00:33:08,795 --> 00:33:11,271 - No, I'm not. - That's all I am to you, isn't it? 574 00:33:11,355 --> 00:33:13,551 Is just a widow to be vicared. 575 00:33:13,635 --> 00:33:17,991 No, you aren't. I think... you're amazing and... 576 00:33:18,075 --> 00:33:19,795 - and kind. - Urgh, kind. 577 00:33:21,795 --> 00:33:22,915 Kind? 578 00:33:23,995 --> 00:33:26,155 At least let me walk you home. 579 00:33:27,995 --> 00:33:30,355 Thank you for not having really great sex with me. 580 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,315 Bonnie. 581 00:34:05,235 --> 00:34:07,835 Oh, hallelujah, she finally turns up. 582 00:34:13,675 --> 00:34:15,355 Come and sit down, Will. 583 00:34:27,915 --> 00:34:29,235 I have cancer. 584 00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:32,115 Tumour in my womb. 585 00:34:33,075 --> 00:34:35,311 I've seen a doctor. 586 00:34:35,395 --> 00:34:37,111 I'm getting treatment. 587 00:34:37,195 --> 00:34:39,875 And I'm going to get better. 588 00:34:44,955 --> 00:34:46,071 Erm... 589 00:34:46,155 --> 00:34:47,715 So sorry. 590 00:34:49,115 --> 00:34:52,835 Doctors can work wonder nowadays, can't they? Perform miracles. 591 00:34:54,035 --> 00:34:58,275 He's very good, the doctor. Very competent. 592 00:35:01,075 --> 00:35:04,435 You told Leonard but you didn't tell me? 593 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:33,871 How did I not see it? I should have seen. 594 00:35:33,955 --> 00:35:35,595 You're not God, Will. 595 00:35:38,075 --> 00:35:41,755 I just assumed she was being her usual annoying self. 596 00:35:43,355 --> 00:35:44,635 Well, she was. 597 00:35:47,115 --> 00:35:48,475 It's what I do, though, isn't it? 598 00:35:49,475 --> 00:35:50,871 Make assumptions. 599 00:35:50,955 --> 00:35:53,195 You can't make this your fault, Will. 600 00:35:54,635 --> 00:35:55,955 She's gonna be OK. 601 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,035 Isn't she? 602 00:36:11,675 --> 00:36:13,635 I didn't know how to tell you. 603 00:36:15,755 --> 00:36:16,875 You see... 604 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:22,791 your heart means more to me than my own. 605 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:25,315 I couldn't bear to break it. 606 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:32,555 I wish it was me who had cancer. 607 00:36:34,115 --> 00:36:35,875 It should have been me. 608 00:36:49,035 --> 00:36:51,711 - Grace. - Sorry, I'm sure you're busy. 609 00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:53,831 Not at all. 610 00:36:53,915 --> 00:36:55,515 We have the Ingrams in custody. 611 00:36:56,995 --> 00:37:00,111 Your husband was forcing Eleanor to have relations with him. 612 00:37:00,195 --> 00:37:01,595 I know. 613 00:37:02,635 --> 00:37:04,435 Which is why I had to kill him. 614 00:37:09,715 --> 00:37:13,435 We'd been married a year when I found out Neil was having an affair. 615 00:37:14,995 --> 00:37:18,515 He was contrite and said all the right things. 616 00:37:20,795 --> 00:37:22,475 How long before he did it again? 617 00:37:23,515 --> 00:37:25,351 A few months. 618 00:37:25,435 --> 00:37:28,755 I realised it was less painful to turn a blind eye. 619 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:31,395 What was the final straw? 620 00:37:32,995 --> 00:37:34,355 I saw the photographs. 621 00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:40,475 Hard to turn a blind eye after that, I imagine. 622 00:37:41,435 --> 00:37:43,551 He'd taken them to show his friends. 623 00:37:43,635 --> 00:37:45,235 To laugh over. 624 00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:54,191 When you went to confront him, where was he? 625 00:37:54,275 --> 00:37:56,195 Up the ladder fixing a light. 626 00:37:57,475 --> 00:38:01,355 I was so furious, so humiliated, I hit him. 627 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,115 What with? 628 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:10,471 I don't remember, I was in such a fury. 629 00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:11,991 He fell. 630 00:38:12,075 --> 00:38:13,955 I could see he was gone. 631 00:38:15,315 --> 00:38:17,191 And for a split second, 632 00:38:17,275 --> 00:38:21,355 I felt something I haven't felt for such a long time. 633 00:38:22,555 --> 00:38:26,075 Something close to happiness. 634 00:38:34,795 --> 00:38:36,911 Grace said Neil was fixing the lights. 635 00:38:36,995 --> 00:38:38,871 He enjoyed humiliating women, 636 00:38:38,955 --> 00:38:40,951 forcing them to do things they didn't want to, 637 00:38:41,035 --> 00:38:42,991 laughing at their photographs. 638 00:38:43,075 --> 00:38:45,351 We laughed at them too. 639 00:38:45,435 --> 00:38:47,031 Oh, give over. 640 00:38:47,115 --> 00:38:49,431 We're not as bad as he was. 641 00:38:49,515 --> 00:38:51,435 Go on then, up you go. 642 00:38:53,235 --> 00:38:54,755 How tall would you say Neil was? 643 00:38:55,955 --> 00:38:57,711 - Shorter than me. - Mm. 644 00:38:57,795 --> 00:39:00,155 Try reaching for the light. 645 00:39:02,835 --> 00:39:05,471 If you can hardly reach for it, he wouldn't have a hope in hell. 646 00:39:05,555 --> 00:39:07,631 He was never up the ladder. 647 00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:09,675 He was never up the ladder. 648 00:39:11,595 --> 00:39:12,995 Let me take a look at those. 649 00:39:14,835 --> 00:39:17,755 He harasses Kathleen, Eleanor... 650 00:39:20,355 --> 00:39:22,955 What's the betting there's more women with stories to tell? 651 00:39:39,155 --> 00:39:41,791 There were ten photographs of Kathleen. 652 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,271 What happened to the rest? 653 00:39:43,355 --> 00:39:45,031 Boys have searched everywhere. 654 00:39:45,115 --> 00:39:46,995 At the house, the van. 655 00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:50,035 Let's look again. 656 00:40:36,195 --> 00:40:38,155 It's Natalie, isn't it? 657 00:40:42,515 --> 00:40:43,715 I'd er... 658 00:40:45,035 --> 00:40:46,755 I'd never been with a man before. 659 00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:49,555 Never even been kissed. 660 00:40:50,795 --> 00:40:53,111 What did he do to you, Natalie? 661 00:40:53,195 --> 00:40:54,595 Don't make me say it. 662 00:40:57,235 --> 00:41:00,195 Perhaps if I said it for you, that would make it easier. 663 00:41:03,515 --> 00:41:05,075 Did he force himself on you? 664 00:41:08,755 --> 00:41:09,915 When he was done... 665 00:41:11,075 --> 00:41:14,275 I cried... and he laughed. 666 00:41:16,155 --> 00:41:18,311 He said I'd get used to it eventually. 667 00:41:18,395 --> 00:41:20,475 That I might even enjoy it. 668 00:41:22,035 --> 00:41:24,235 But I cried every time. 669 00:41:34,275 --> 00:41:36,715 You told us you'd seen the photographs. 670 00:41:38,915 --> 00:41:41,035 But you didn't mean the ones of Kathleen, did you? 671 00:41:43,075 --> 00:41:44,951 You meant the ones of Natalie. 672 00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:47,235 Why did you let her lodge with you? 673 00:41:48,595 --> 00:41:50,555 You knew what kind of man your husband was. 674 00:41:53,035 --> 00:41:55,391 You assumed Natalie would be safe with you there. 675 00:41:55,475 --> 00:41:57,315 She had nowhere else to go. 676 00:41:58,435 --> 00:42:01,315 And I watched him, I watched him like a hawk. 677 00:42:04,915 --> 00:42:07,235 When I realised, I found her somewhere else to live. 678 00:42:08,555 --> 00:42:11,395 - I thought he'd leave her alone. - And he did. 679 00:42:13,275 --> 00:42:15,075 Until that night. 680 00:42:32,035 --> 00:42:34,155 I thought they'd never leave. 681 00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:38,631 You accused him of stealing the wallet 682 00:42:38,715 --> 00:42:40,115 to try and get him away from you. 683 00:42:42,555 --> 00:42:44,315 And when that didn't work... 684 00:42:47,835 --> 00:42:49,395 I couldn't stand it any more. 685 00:43:03,075 --> 00:43:04,675 You had a good idea who killed him. 686 00:43:06,395 --> 00:43:09,231 You confessed out of guilt. 687 00:43:09,315 --> 00:43:12,155 I am guilty in a way, aren't I? 688 00:43:16,835 --> 00:43:21,395 A judge will look kindly on her after what he did. Won't he? 689 00:43:29,915 --> 00:43:31,751 I should have done something. 690 00:43:31,835 --> 00:43:33,875 Neil's to blame for all of this. 691 00:43:34,995 --> 00:43:38,435 But if I'd just... just done something. 692 00:44:11,275 --> 00:44:13,555 How well do we know those closest to us? 693 00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:20,391 We think we know them completely. 694 00:44:20,475 --> 00:44:23,915 And yet often, we barely know them at all. 695 00:44:30,235 --> 00:44:32,515 We assume we know what others are like. 696 00:44:33,635 --> 00:44:35,591 What they want. 697 00:44:35,675 --> 00:44:37,395 What's good for them. 698 00:44:42,115 --> 00:44:44,275 We assume we know what they're feeling. 699 00:44:47,395 --> 00:44:50,875 We must learn not to assume but to listen. 700 00:44:52,355 --> 00:44:53,795 Please... 701 00:44:54,835 --> 00:44:56,915 please know my door is always open. 702 00:45:36,355 --> 00:45:42,355 *CREDITS*