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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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It's fun, huh?

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I feel like I'm riding in a banana.

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So excited for you to show
me around campus today.

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Come on. Let's go.

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Together again.

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Just feels right, doesn't it?

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I'm actually... 29.

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Well, I guess there's
something I should tell you.

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I'm totally fine with that.

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I was talking about
us travelling together,

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and instead, you went out
and bought a yellow clown car.

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You're picturing a
future where we slow down,

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and I'm just getting going.

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You know I love you, right?

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I love you, too.

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But we're done.

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For many college kids,

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waiting in line for concert
tickets is a rite of passage,

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and I was no different.

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Except, instead of rock and roll music,

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my concert was a lecture

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on black hole topology.

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Instead of a stage dive,

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I would dive into knowledge.

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Instead of guitar-shredding solos,

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I would witness
universe-shredding hypotheses.

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And instead of a charismatic

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front man dazzling the
audience, there would be...

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...well, actually, the exact same thing.

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Sheldon?

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Paige? Why are you here?

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The lecture.

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Well, if you're looking to jump
the line, I don't do cutsies.

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No, I'm actually part of the lecture.

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Professor Patterson is my mentor at U.T.

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Really? You're part of
the quantum gravity team?

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Yeah, it's actually really interesting.

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- We've been examining all...
- I know what it's about.

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It's why I've been waiting
in line for three hours.

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Wow, three hours to see me speak?

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I didn't know you were such a fan.

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Okay, this is it.

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Nice.

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Not really,

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but at least my parents
aren't in the room next door.

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Oh, you want me to move
this to the bedroom?

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It's a studio, this is the bedroom.

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Oh.

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There you go.

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How can I ever thank you?

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Let's see...

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we are in the bedroom.

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What, so, like, take a nap?

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Maybe after.

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Deal.

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I'm home.

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Hey, honey, how was school?

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So good. Meemaw picked
me up in her new car.

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We drove with the top down.

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A truck driver honked at us.

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It was awesome.

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See? Missy loves my car.

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I don't know what Dale's problem is.

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You're too good for him anyway.

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Should she really be
hearing about all this?

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Mom, she just got dumped.

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It's what you do.

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Ooh, is any of his stuff at your house?

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Let's set it on fire.

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Don't you have homework?

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My grandma's hurting. She needs me.

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Go.

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I appreciate you picking Missy up

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from school, but she
does not need to hear

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about your love life.

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She's got to learn sometime.

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Learn what?

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That men suck.

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Not all men... do that.

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Suck. Say it.

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- No.
- I want Missy back.

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Oh, I know that you're hurting, and...

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I'm here for you, so...

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what do you need?

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Great, take me drinking.

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It is 3:30 in the afternoon.

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Yes, it's called happy hour.

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I have to make dinner.

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Oh, fine. I'll just be
sad and drunk by myself.

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Maybe I'll go home with the bartender.

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Missy!

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I have to go out with your meemaw,

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but I'll be back later with KFC.

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Did you see that
ridiculous car she bought?

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Nope, but I sure have
heard a lot about it.

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What is her problem?

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She think she can do better than me?

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Don't know what she thinks.

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- I'm a catch.
- Okay.

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You don't think I'm a catch?

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You're a catch. You're very catchable.

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Darn tootin'.

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I thought you ended things with her.

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Yeah, not my fault she's okay with it.

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You know what's better than
going on and on about it?

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What's that?

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Come on, you can do better
than that. Punch her new car.

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Don't forget it's yellow.

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I mean, since when are cars yellow?

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It's not a taxi.

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Less talking, more punching.

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Can I at least have some
gloves? My hands hurt.

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Well, aren't you a tender buttercup.

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Watch this.

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Oh, hello.

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You didn't stay for the Q and A.

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I had no Q's, and
therefore, needed no A's.

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Well, I thought that maybe
we could just hang out.

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Why would we do that?

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'Cause we're friends.

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Are we? One time, you
punched me in the face.

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Yeah, that's what
friends do. Can I come in?

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Why aren't you spending the
afternoon with your colleagues?

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Well, Professor Patterson
took the team out for drinks.

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That kind of leaves me on my own.

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Fine, come in.

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You got a roommate?

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No, it's a single.

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I have a chaperone. Mona.

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She's, like, 30. It's the worst.

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Why do you need a chaperone?

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Maybe they think I'm, like,
some kind of troublemaker.

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As the owner of the face
you punched, they're right.

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Yo, homie. Oh.

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Sorry, didn't know you had company.

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Oh, this is Paige.
Paige, this is Darren.

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- He lives next door.
- Hi.

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We're having a Mario Kart death match.

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You guys want in?

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It's pretty fun.

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We do it a few times a week.

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Really?

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You want to join us?

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Uh... I've never played before.

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Perfect, you can be on Oscar's team.

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I will destroy.

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Your neighbors let
you hang out with them?

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I'm basically the
social glue of our floor.

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Oh, God, is that my yearbook?

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Dang, y'all had some big hair.

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You're gonna talk to me about big hair?

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You think it's big now,
wait till it gets humid.

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Okay, so, uh,

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when do I get to see your yearbook?

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Actually...

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I dropped out my senior year.

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Oh.

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I'm sorry for not telling you sooner.

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No, it's okay.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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So what other secrets
are you hiding from me?

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You got a wife and kids?

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No.

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But I'm not really 21. I'm 17.

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What the...

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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It ain't that big of a deal.

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I just slept with a 17-year-old.

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If you were a guy,

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you'd think that was cool.

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I can't believe you lied to me.

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Only 'cause I like you.

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Get out.

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Come on, I'm the same guy
I was five minutes ago.

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Yeah, a liar.

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You lied to me about your age.

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Yeah, and then I felt
really bad about it,

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and I told you the truth.

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'Cause you're more mature than me.

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Go.

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Can I at least put on my shoes?

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No.

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Where do you go?

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- U.T.
- Austin,

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great city. You must have fun.

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Yeah. It's one big party.

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So, did you guys get, like, assigned

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to look after Sheldon or something?

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No, he ended up in the room next door.

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So we took him in, like a dog.

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Him being so young isn't, like, weird?

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I'm basically 50.

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And we're basically
12, so it all works out.

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You good for D&D on Friday?

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It's the only day Abby can make it.

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There's an Abby?

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She only likes them as a
friend. She made that very clear.

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So clear.

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Do you play D&D?

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No. I actually just sit
in my dorm room and study

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because I have no friends.

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That's a bummer.

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Yeah.

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I think I'm gonna go.

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Bye.

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You should go after her.

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Why? She's a bummer, you just said so.

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Here you go.

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I'm still working on this one.

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Oh, dear.

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Well, I'm sure

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someone here will drink it.

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You keep saying you're okay.

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Are you?

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I'm better than okay.

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Great. Glad to hear it.

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You know what it's like?

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You see these peanuts?

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Two of them stuck together in the shell.

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Trapped.

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And then, you look here at this one,

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all on its own.

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Solo.

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Happy.

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So, you're a solo peanut?

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Mm, damn straight.

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As a matter of fact...

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Enjoy your freedom.

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Well, if you're happy, I'm happy.

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I am.

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Maybe not as happy as this

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threesome going on here.

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Mom.

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Can you settle an argument?

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I said you're fine. Darren
and Oscar said you're not fine.

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Why wouldn't I be fine?

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I'm completely alone, and the one person

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I thought would understand is
having the time of his life.

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So... just to clarify...?

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- They're right, you're wrong.
- Dang it.

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How do you have more friends than me?

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I don't know. I don't even want them.

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I thought that college was
gonna be this amazing experience,

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but I hate it.

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You're doing such interesting work

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with Professor Patterson.

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What, you really think he wants

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to take suggestions from me?

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I'm not even a woman in science.

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I'm a little girl in science.

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They just trot me out like the
novelty act to help get funding.

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They did that to me here, too.

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They did?

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Yes, and I was very rude to the donor.

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You're kidding. What happened?

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He appreciated my honesty, gave
the school a bunch of money.

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Of course he did.

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I got to go.

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Mona's probably freaking out

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because instead of
friends, I have a Mona.

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Bye.

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Oh, for God's sake,

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take off that stupid Ballard shirt.

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Oh, look, Connie's here.

268
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She's upset about Dale.

269
00:10:55,199 --> 00:10:57,993
I ain't upset about jack squat.

270
00:10:57,996 --> 00:10:59,975
Let's just eat.

271
00:10:59,977 --> 00:11:01,246
Without praying?

272
00:11:02,904 --> 00:11:04,251
How silly of me.

273
00:11:04,254 --> 00:11:05,824
You all right?

274
00:11:05,827 --> 00:11:09,114
Well, she's had a whole
beer, so who knows.

275
00:11:09,117 --> 00:11:11,332
- Mother.
- Can we just pray?

276
00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:14,950
Bless us Lord for the food
we are about to receive

277
00:11:14,953 --> 00:11:17,171
and bless the hands that prepared it.

278
00:11:17,174 --> 00:11:20,175
And forgive me for that beer.
My mother made me do it. Amen.

279
00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:21,517
Snitch.

280
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,856
And by the way,

281
00:11:22,859 --> 00:11:26,121
you can tell your friend Dale
that I want my stuff back.

282
00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:27,871
I'm not getting in the middle of this.

283
00:11:27,874 --> 00:11:30,504
'Cause I left my purple
bra over at his place.

284
00:11:30,507 --> 00:11:31,723
I want a purple bra.

285
00:11:31,726 --> 00:11:33,204
- Oh, Lord.
- And if I'm gonna

286
00:11:33,207 --> 00:11:35,163
start dating again,

287
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,557
I'm gonna need that.

288
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,255
Somebody else needs to talk.

289
00:11:38,258 --> 00:11:40,754
Did you know that Leonard
Nimoy takes pictures of...

290
00:11:40,757 --> 00:11:41,887
Georgie?

291
00:11:41,889 --> 00:11:43,301
- What?
- Surprised you're here.

292
00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,151
Figured you'd be out with
your little girlfriend.

293
00:11:45,153 --> 00:11:46,356
Well, I'm not.

294
00:11:46,359 --> 00:11:47,588
Uh-oh.

295
00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:49,926
Did somebody find out how old you are?

296
00:11:49,929 --> 00:11:51,363
Ooh, what does that mean?

297
00:11:51,366 --> 00:11:53,145
I don't want to talk about it.

298
00:11:53,148 --> 00:11:55,590
What it means is, your brother over here

299
00:11:55,593 --> 00:11:57,288
has been going out with an older woman

300
00:11:57,291 --> 00:11:59,277
and lying about his age.

301
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,668
Georgie.

302
00:12:00,671 --> 00:12:01,844
It don't matter.

303
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:04,326
I told her the truth, and she dumped me.

304
00:12:04,329 --> 00:12:06,121
I can relate. A young lady brought chaos

305
00:12:06,124 --> 00:12:07,732
into my life as well today.

306
00:12:07,735 --> 00:12:09,735
- What happened?
- Paige was visiting

307
00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:11,800
the university and got mad
that I have college friends

308
00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:13,047
and she doesn't.

309
00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:15,895
You're drunk, Sheldon has friends.

310
00:12:15,898 --> 00:12:17,606
This a crazy-ass dinner.

311
00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:28,639
Georgie ain't here.

312
00:12:28,642 --> 00:12:29,815
I came to talk to you.

313
00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:31,196
Could you please take your voice

314
00:12:31,199 --> 00:12:32,316
down just a notch?

315
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,939
Why? You don't want anyone to hear?

316
00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:35,375
No, I'm a little hungover.

317
00:12:36,703 --> 00:12:38,703
How could you not tell me he was 17?

318
00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:42,238
Look, I did tell him to tell
you before things went too far.

319
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,637
Well, they did go too far.

320
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,090
Well, I get it. Men are the worst.

321
00:12:45,093 --> 00:12:46,745
I'm going through stuff myself.

322
00:12:46,748 --> 00:12:50,271
- We are not bonding over this.
- Listen. Just calm down.

323
00:12:50,274 --> 00:12:52,012
Don't tell me to calm down!

324
00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:55,721
And good luck with your hangover.

325
00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:03,190
Well, that's too bad.

326
00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:05,193
I liked her.

327
00:13:05,196 --> 00:13:07,022
Did you see Connie last night?

328
00:13:07,025 --> 00:13:09,156
Yeah, at dinner.

329
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:12,247
She say anything about me?

330
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,206
Please leave me out of this.

331
00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:16,819
Oh, come on, we're friends, George,

332
00:13:16,822 --> 00:13:18,171
and I'm your boss.

333
00:13:20,825 --> 00:13:22,609
She said she wants her bra back.

334
00:13:23,942 --> 00:13:26,606
Uh, the purple one
that opens in the front?

335
00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,176
Really don't want to hear about this.

336
00:13:28,179 --> 00:13:30,048
Well, you're the one that brought it up.

337
00:13:30,051 --> 00:13:31,902
Paige made me realize

338
00:13:31,905 --> 00:13:34,863
that maybe I wasn't the
loner I thought I was.

339
00:13:34,866 --> 00:13:37,379
Maybe I was a social butterfly,

340
00:13:37,382 --> 00:13:40,321
or a social animal less
horrifying than a butterfly.

341
00:13:40,324 --> 00:13:43,138
Get it off the screen.

342
00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:44,910
But the point is,

343
00:13:44,913 --> 00:13:47,082
I was becoming a people person.

344
00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:49,146
You again?

345
00:13:49,149 --> 00:13:51,454
Well, hello to you, too.

346
00:13:54,474 --> 00:13:56,430
I thought you were going back to Austin?

347
00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:58,043
Uh, I'm not going back.

348
00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:00,828
I'm gonna drop out.

349
00:14:00,831 --> 00:14:03,138
What? Where will you go?

350
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,409
I was thinking here, in your dorm.

351
00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,195
Here?

352
00:14:09,198 --> 00:14:11,198
Well, I mean, just for a couple days

353
00:14:11,201 --> 00:14:13,237
until I can figure
out how to tell my mom.

354
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,935
I don't know.

355
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,257
Please?

356
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,840
I don't have anywhere else to go,

357
00:14:17,843 --> 00:14:19,016
and...

358
00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:22,368
as embarrassing as this is to admit...

359
00:14:22,371 --> 00:14:25,024
you're the only person
who can help me right now.

360
00:14:26,943 --> 00:14:28,203
Okay.

361
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:30,424
Thanks.

362
00:14:30,427 --> 00:14:31,941
It's the least I can do.

363
00:14:31,944 --> 00:14:34,020
My life is going so
much better than yours.

364
00:14:37,882 --> 00:14:39,577
Hey.

365
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,102
Nice of you to show up.

366
00:14:41,105 --> 00:14:43,585
Broom closet, now.

367
00:14:47,331 --> 00:14:48,957
So...

368
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,168
your little girlfriend
Mandy came by today,

369
00:14:51,171 --> 00:14:53,996
and she is pissed.

370
00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:55,676
This is what I get for telling her.

371
00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:57,984
No, this is what you
get for lying to her.

372
00:14:57,987 --> 00:14:59,595
I don't need you yelling at me, too.

373
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:02,152
Well, she was yelling at me,
so now I'm yelling at you.

374
00:15:02,155 --> 00:15:04,434
Just because you're having men problems,

375
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,098
please don't take it out on me.

376
00:15:08,605 --> 00:15:10,387
All I'm saying

377
00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:12,173
is you really messed up.

378
00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:14,910
I apologized. Why are we
still talking about this?

379
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:15,912
Georgie, just think

380
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,219
how you'd feel if someday

381
00:15:17,222 --> 00:15:19,615
somebody did that to your sister.

382
00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:28,795
Missy?

383
00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:29,936
'Sup?

384
00:15:29,939 --> 00:15:32,377
Can I borrow one of your Sassy magazines?

385
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:33,819
I knew it.

386
00:15:33,822 --> 00:15:36,946
Okay, look, I'm cool with
this, but do not tell Dad.

387
00:15:36,949 --> 00:15:38,373
Tell him what?

388
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:40,167
Paige is staying in my dorm room,

389
00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:42,170
and I'm making her a care package.

390
00:15:42,173 --> 00:15:44,273
- Why?
- She wants to drop out of college,

391
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,858
and she hasn't told her parents yet.

392
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,469
And she came to you?

393
00:15:47,472 --> 00:15:49,515
She said I'm the only
one who would understand.

394
00:15:49,518 --> 00:15:51,651
- Do you?
- Nope.

395
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,386
Here you go.

396
00:15:54,389 --> 00:15:55,606
There's an article about what

397
00:15:55,609 --> 00:15:57,373
your lip gloss flavor says about you.

398
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,376
I'm sweet and fun like a strawberry.

399
00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:00,580
I don't care.

400
00:16:00,582 --> 00:16:01,972
What else you bringing her?

401
00:16:01,974 --> 00:16:04,491
Toothbrush, toothpaste, pajamas,

402
00:16:04,494 --> 00:16:05,959
and these feminine napkins.

403
00:16:05,962 --> 00:16:08,280
- Is one box enough?
- Should be plenty.

404
00:16:08,283 --> 00:16:10,327
I hope so. She's been awfully moody.

405
00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:13,770
Maybe you aren't the best
person to be handling this.

406
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,383
Agreed, but I'm all she's got.

407
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:18,436
I feel like you should tell Mom.

408
00:16:18,439 --> 00:16:19,850
I promised I wouldn't.

409
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,327
I know, but this sounds serious.

410
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,333
I got her a toothbrush and
lady pads, what more can I do?

411
00:16:28,276 --> 00:16:30,304
All right. I'll see you there.

412
00:16:30,307 --> 00:16:32,046
Bye.

413
00:16:32,048 --> 00:16:33,272
Where you going?

414
00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,967
To meet Dale at the bar.

415
00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:38,928
I really don't want to hear
about this relationship anymore.

416
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,577
At least he talks about it.

417
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:43,295
My mom just wants to drink
and pretend she's fine.

418
00:16:43,298 --> 00:16:44,881
That sounds great.

419
00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:46,666
Hey, maybe you and I can switch.

420
00:16:46,669 --> 00:16:49,061
I'll-I'll finish the dishes,
you go hang out with Dale.

421
00:16:49,064 --> 00:16:50,672
We can't switch.

422
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:52,849
Sure you can. Grab your coat.

423
00:16:52,852 --> 00:16:54,030
Mom?

424
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:55,426
Yeah, baby?

425
00:16:56,402 --> 00:16:58,056
I'm worried about Paige.

426
00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:02,971
Who's Paige?

427
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,041
I may have promised Paige

428
00:17:11,044 --> 00:17:12,709
I wouldn't tell my mother.

429
00:17:12,712 --> 00:17:15,889
Thankfully, Missy didn't.

430
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,834
I don't know what lip
gloss flavor says "mature,"

431
00:17:20,837 --> 00:17:23,155
but that would be my sister.

432
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,538
Paige?

433
00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:27,716
Where is she?

434
00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:30,756
There's a note.

435
00:17:33,994 --> 00:17:36,827
"Sheldon, thank you for
letting me stay here,

436
00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,264
but I have to go.

437
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,413
I'm happy you're doing well.

438
00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:42,428
I need to find that for myself somewhere.

439
00:17:42,431 --> 00:17:44,039
I hope I can.

440
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:46,459
Your friend, Paige."

441
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:52,416
After a few frantic nights,

442
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,420
Paige showed up at her mom's.

443
00:17:54,423 --> 00:17:56,469
They had a lot to figure out.

444
00:17:57,799 --> 00:17:59,973
Being a parent isn't easy.

445
00:17:59,976 --> 00:18:02,623
I know I made life
difficult for my family.

446
00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:04,913
And my own kids do the same to me.

447
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,221
Just yesterday, I had
to take my son Leonard

448
00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:08,658
to the skate park,

449
00:18:08,661 --> 00:18:11,575
like a regular park isn't bad enough.

450
00:18:11,578 --> 00:18:14,827
It's safe to say, having children

451
00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:16,309
is challenging.

452
00:18:23,817 --> 00:18:25,164
Can we talk?

453
00:18:26,822 --> 00:18:28,561
We better.

454
00:18:28,564 --> 00:18:30,827
What's going on?

455
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:36,280
I'm pregnant.

456
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:44,264
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