1 00:00:00,216 --> 00:00:05,214 *CREDITS* 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,398 What am I doing? 3 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,998 I love her, but she's engaged to someone else. 4 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,758 What am I doing? 5 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,678 Tell me what to do. 6 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,638 Tell me what to do! 7 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,278 I was sure I'd never hear from you again. 8 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,518 When were you gonna tell me? 9 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,878 When the time was right. 10 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,558 Well, before I was introduced to your fiance might've been good. 11 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,358 Elliot and I... 12 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,958 ..I was young when we met. 13 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,118 Would any man have done? 14 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,758 Would you have gone home with any man? 15 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,158 I didn't come here to be punished. 16 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,038 I have never felt like this about anyone before. 17 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,518 You're all I can think about, but... 18 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,038 You brought me here to say goodbye. 19 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,238 It can never work, Maya. 20 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,558 It was never going to work. 21 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:38,118 'What a sorry mess you two have got yourselves in! 22 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,518 'When it's got far too filthy, 23 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,518 'there's only one thing for it. 24 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,718 'No huffing or puffing 25 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,278 'or elbow grease required!' 26 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,718 Daddy's home! 27 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,518 Husbands, tell your wife to buy Carmichael's. 28 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,638 It isn't just clean, it's Carmichael's clean! 29 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,078 Thank you, gals. 30 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,758 I'm incredibly proud of this ad... 31 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,598 that's industry speak for advertisement. 32 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,318 It's a pleasure to come and talk to you ladies today. 33 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,238 So, the plan is to sell Carmichael's products 34 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,918 at each Swinnertons cash register. 35 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,758 You want all of your customers 36 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,478 to leave with at least one product. 37 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,758 Apologies, Mrs Carmichael, there's a telephone call. 38 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,598 Thank you. 39 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,558 You're all now proud Carmichael's advocates. 40 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,318 So, what do we say, gals? 41 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,318 It isn't just clean, 42 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,878 it's Carmichael's clean! 43 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,118 Bravo, ladies. 44 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,038 How much are we getting paid for this, Clive? 45 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,478 Pat on the back seems about the size of it. 46 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:06,796 A kick in the teeth more like! 47 00:03:06,821 --> 00:03:08,638 D'you know how much extra work this is? 48 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,078 You've got no worries, Cath, 49 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,118 you could talk a nun into a negligee. 50 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,358 Oh. Advocate! 51 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,838 Just another word for unpaid. 52 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:27,078 - Leave him. - Will... 53 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,358 Let me imagine. Just for a moment. 54 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,038 We can go off on the bike. Wherever we want. 55 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,878 I've always wanted to go to Rome. 56 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,398 We can drink wine, dance under the olive trees. 57 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,558 You'll have to learn how to dance first. 58 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,558 Maybe we'll get married out there. 59 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,478 We'll have kids. 60 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,878 I think I prefer the dancing and the olive trees. 61 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,078 And grow old together. 62 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,838 And we'll still dance. 63 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,478 Every day. 64 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,278 No, don't go. 65 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,398 Not yet. 66 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,398 'Hello?' 67 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,318 Hold it! 68 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,238 - I won! - You did! 69 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,438 Oh, hello! Mr Davenport. 70 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,438 I have heard so much about you. 71 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,278 - All good. Don't worry. - I'm sorry, do I know you? 72 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,358 I'm Bonnie. 73 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,518 Mrs Bonnie Evans. 74 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:51,838 This is my son, Ernie. 75 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,198 - How'd you do? - How do you do? 76 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,918 Erm... 77 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:00,118 - What? - Your, er... Your skirt's still... 78 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,278 Oh... 79 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:04,158 That's not what you wanna see first thing in the morning. 80 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,398 - Bonnie?! - Ah! 81 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,278 It's little Bonnie. 82 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,318 Jean's girl. 83 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,678 You know, Jean from Croydon. 84 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,878 Cathy's big sister. 85 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,238 - Oh! - I'm her favourite Uncle George. 86 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,798 He doesn't have much competition, the others are all drunks. 87 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,958 What are you doing here? 88 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,798 I'm helping Auntie Cath with the kids. 89 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,918 And since when did she need help? 90 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:36,558 Well... since you're here and she's there. 91 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,798 She said Saturdays are your day with them. 92 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,718 She also said you'd forget. 93 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,878 Are you, er, visiting with your husband? 94 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,358 No, he's... 95 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,798 In Croydon? 96 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,238 Dead, actually. 97 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,358 He is in Croydon, just... in a grave. 98 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,278 I-I-I... I'm so sorry. 99 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:59,638 Don't worry, it's fine. 100 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,838 Obviously, it's not fine. 101 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:02,998 Erm... 102 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,198 I thought Cath would've mentioned I was staying. 103 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,838 I thought she would have too. 104 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,278 Your, erm... Your dress is still... 105 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,518 Oh. 106 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,918 'Help with the kids?! 107 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,278 'Since when did Cathy need help with the kids?' 108 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,998 When did things get so bad, hmm? 109 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,918 You'll get her back. You will. 110 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,878 And who was the girl? 111 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,838 Someone to take your mind off the Maya situation? 112 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,038 Ah, something like that. 113 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,158 - Take my advice. - Uh, do I have to? 114 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,638 Don't fall in love. 115 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,878 Love is a bloody battlefield. 116 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,598 - Vicarage. - Be good for your dad. 117 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,678 I'm sure he's got something really fun planned. 118 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,958 I'll tell him. Thanks, Larry. 119 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,958 999 call. Man in distress. 120 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,278 It's work. 121 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,813 How lovely is that? 122 00:06:59,838 --> 00:07:02,878 Daddy's gonna buy us all ice creams! 123 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,438 Yes! 124 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,438 Man in distress, hmm? What's the betting he's married? 125 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:28,998 Inspector Keating. 126 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,998 We had an emergency call from this property. 127 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,558 I didn't call. 128 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,478 Your husband home? 129 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,958 He came home early from work. 130 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,638 He cut his hand on a letter opener, damn fool. 131 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,358 He's resting. 132 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,998 Might we speak with him? 133 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,438 Top of the stairs. 134 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,798 Mr Carmichael? 135 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,998 He cut his hand! 136 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,878 He cut his hand on a paper knife. 137 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,918 That's all he did, he cut his hand! 138 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,518 A man is bleeding to death 139 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:57,118 and instead of calling for his wife downstairs, 140 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,998 he calls for the police. 141 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,318 Why would he do that? 142 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,238 - Mrs Carmichael. - Hmm? 143 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,598 If you need someone to tell your children... 144 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:16,798 Oh, we don't have children. 145 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,558 They're actors. Horrid little brats. 146 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:22,918 Oh, damn it! 147 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,678 - Here, let me. - No, no, no, no, don't! 148 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,278 This pellet hits his carotid artery... 149 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,318 lodges there. 150 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:50,558 When he lies down, it moves... 151 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,678 and he bleeds to death. 152 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:56,078 Why beat someone if you're going to shoot them? 153 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:04,918 Ah! You're like the proverbial bad penny, Vicar. 154 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,838 Just saying a prayer for the deceased. 155 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,038 Then leaving. 156 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,678 - Swiftly, I hope. - Absolutely, Sir. 157 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,758 An entry wound you can barely see, no exit wound at all. 158 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,518 This was no ordinary gun. 159 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,318 What did I just say? 160 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,918 Something something gun? 161 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,918 - Ah, Miss Scott... - Lunch break. 162 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,158 Perfect! 163 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,718 Nip to the toy shop for me, would you? 164 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,918 My son has one. 165 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,998 The murder weapon was likely one of these. 166 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,118 Killed by a child's toy. 167 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,158 It'd be funny if it wasn't so bloody tragic. 168 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,678 Bank statement for your husband's business. 169 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,038 My business. 170 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,657 It's in your husband's name. 171 00:11:01,682 --> 00:11:03,678 He liked to control our finances. 172 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,518 Why did you try and destroy it? 173 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,758 Some hefty cash withdrawals in recent weeks. 174 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:13,942 Your husband? 175 00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:16,382 It was hardly the dog, was it? 176 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:21,198 Lester was using your earnings as his own personal piggy bank. 177 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,598 Must have been galling. 178 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,678 Enough to make you wanna shoot him? 179 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,478 Did you love your husband? 180 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,158 For the most part. 181 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,638 - That's an odd answer. - Have you been married? 182 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,078 No. 183 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,158 It's not odd if you've been married. 184 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,078 I was at Swinnertons department store 185 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,198 when Lester telephoned to tell me he'd cut his hand. 186 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,158 I put him to bed. He was fine when I left him. 187 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,358 Anyone at Swinnertons who could verify your whereabouts? 188 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,038 Only every single girl on the shop floor. 189 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:04,038 You're keeping your distance. 190 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,278 Absolutely. 191 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,379 Being respectful. 192 00:12:06,404 --> 00:12:08,318 Respectful's my middle name. 193 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,758 Oh, it's a nonsense, Clive. 194 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,198 Is she smoking? 195 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,249 Let me handle this. Geordie! 196 00:12:15,274 --> 00:12:16,598 I'm not Gypsy bloody Rose Lee. 197 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,718 - I dunno. - You'd look good in the get-up. 198 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:21,438 Cathy. 199 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,678 What? 200 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,918 Pleasure to see you too. 201 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,158 - It's a work thing. - Where are the kids? 202 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,438 With Bonnie. 203 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,638 It's your Saturday with 'em. 204 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,798 Will you give us a minute? 205 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,038 Sorry, Clive. 206 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,198 Oh, yeah. Sorry, Clive 207 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,278 What time was Mrs Carmichael here this morning? 208 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,958 Er... About ten. 209 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,380 Didn't know you'd started smoking. 210 00:12:44,405 --> 00:12:45,678 You don't know a lot of things. 211 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,318 - Why did she leave? - Er, she took a telephone call. 212 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,438 Looked a bit flustered when she left. 213 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,038 Doing it to impress Clive? 214 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,334 Yes, Geordie. 215 00:12:53,359 --> 00:12:57,218 I've taken up a ten-a-day habit to impress Clive. 216 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,438 Let's talk to the switchboard operator. 217 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,878 Is that why you brought Bonnie in? 218 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,238 - So you can go out gallivanting? - Switchboard, Geordie. 219 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,838 Gallivanting? Gallivanting?! 220 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,341 I'm bringing up four kids on my own. 221 00:13:08,366 --> 00:13:09,558 I'm their father. 222 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,842 Who bathes them, who feeds 'em? 223 00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:11,918 I'm their father, Cathy. 224 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,198 Bringing in Bonnie and you didn't think of asking me? 225 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,438 Who deals with their tantrums? 226 00:13:15,463 --> 00:13:16,718 I can look after me own kids! 227 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,118 - Fine, then you can have 'em tonight! - Fine. 228 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,238 - Bloody gallivanting. - Bloody Clive! 229 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,158 Come on. Hurry up! 230 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,438 Have you noticed anything odd about Sylvia? 231 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,518 On a daily basis. 232 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,278 There's something... 233 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:50,398 I don't know, she's angry, distant... 234 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,158 rude! 235 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,098 Which is odd, how, exactly? 236 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,678 I think she's having an affair. 237 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,558 She thinks she's breaking a commandment 238 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,918 if she steps on an ant. 239 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,998 Exhibit A. 240 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,078 - You stole her diary...? - Shh-shh! 241 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,118 Table three say your falafel are dry. 242 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,398 Thank you, Mrs C. 243 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,278 She says she's at bingo 244 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,358 but it always coincides with these initials. 245 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,118 "DW". 246 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,118 Dishwashing? 247 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,158 She keeps getting phone calls. 248 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,598 It's a man's voice on the other end. 249 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,598 - Speaking clock, perhaps? - She won't even... 250 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,518 kiss me any more, Leonard. 251 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,678 I'm off. 252 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,718 Got bingo this afternoon. 253 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,318 Well, er, have a lovely time. 254 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,398 You lied to us. 255 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,918 We talked to the switchboard operator. 256 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,878 The call you received at Swinnertons, 257 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,998 it wasn't from your husband, it was from a woman. 258 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,958 Who are we gonna speak to when we phone that number? 259 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,518 A friend of your husband's? A lover? 260 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,358 I understand how painful it must be. 261 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,158 Betty Rose. 262 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,358 23 Sefton Avenue. 263 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,758 This needs a delicate touch. 264 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,998 I have a delicate touch. 265 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,158 You've got five minutes. 266 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,158 Hello. Is your mum in? 267 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,638 Just knock on the door. 268 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,518 - Mrs Rose? - Betty, please. 269 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,878 It's, er, regarding Lester Carmichael. 270 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,918 Oh, he recommended me, did he? 271 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,678 Recommended? 272 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,638 It's always nice to meet one of Lester's friends. 273 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,558 So, what'll it be? 274 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,278 Er, whiskey. Irish, if you have it. 275 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,398 Oh, bless you. 276 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,038 I don't mean what would you like to drink, I mean... 277 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,078 ..what will it be? 278 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,158 Bye! 279 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,918 See you next week. Same time. 280 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,318 There's no need to be shy. 281 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,598 We've heard it all before. 282 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,318 Sorry, so, you and Lester, you're not having an affair? 283 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,918 You don't need to be jealous, darling. 284 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,998 There's more than enough of Betty Rose to go around. 285 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,438 - Lester won't mind. - Lester's dead. 286 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,518 He's, er... He's dead, so... 287 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,798 That your delicate touch, is it? Police. 288 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,998 You little sod! 289 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,158 Sorry. 290 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,878 Don't you dare make a mess! 291 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,838 Police! Stay where you are. 292 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,118 Maybe not exactly where you are. 293 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,238 - What the hell's going on? - Police! 294 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,998 Oh, put your trousers on. 295 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,518 You can make a call as soon as we get to the station. 296 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,518 There's been a terrible misunderstanding. 297 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,398 I'm a respected bank clerk and I was... 298 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,678 Helping the lady with her accounts. 299 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,878 I've never been arrested before. 300 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:49,038 - Occupational hazard, I imagine. - Mummy! 301 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,918 Can I bring him with me? 302 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,318 Well, there's no-one else to look after him. 303 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,558 Stick them in my car. 304 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,598 You ride in a police car, how about that? 305 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,918 What kind of mother brings her kid up in a brothel? 306 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,398 The desperate kind? 307 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,878 Boss. Might be worth asking the maid a few questions. 308 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,266 There is no maid, Larry. 309 00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:19,022 Yes, there is. There she is. 310 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,518 She's not the maid, Larry. 311 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,598 Oh. 312 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,598 Oh! 313 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,758 Mrs C. Mrs Chapman. 314 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,518 Sylvia, are you having an affair? 315 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,318 No, this is suicide. 316 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,998 Come on. 317 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,158 Did you have relations with Lester Carmichael this morning? 318 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,278 No. 319 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,238 - Oh, come on, Betty. - It's not sex he comes here for. 320 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,078 He likes to be punished. 321 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,718 Well, that explains the bruises. 322 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,809 I had a drink with him after his... 323 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:25,838 Session? 324 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,918 Spanking, Vicar. 325 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,598 Vigorous spanking. 326 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,398 He was moaning about his wife. 327 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,118 They always moan about their wives. 328 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,398 I don't know. The way that woman holds on to the purse strings, 329 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,598 it's tighter than a hairpin bend. 330 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,198 Next thing I know, his drink is everywhere. 331 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,078 - His hand's bleeding. - Just his hand? 332 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,918 Yes. He came over all faint. 333 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,478 I phoned his wife. 334 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,225 Not an ambulance? 335 00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,302 It was just a cut. 336 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,118 Where were you standing? 337 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,358 There. 338 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,678 And Lester was here. 339 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,598 So the pellet goes through his drink 340 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,798 and into Carmichael. 341 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,438 Into his neck. 342 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,358 What? 343 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,878 Who gave you the gun, Ted? 344 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,118 Auntie Betty gives me presents while Mummy works. 345 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,878 I'm Auntie Betty's cleaner. 346 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,798 Were you playing with the gun this morning? 347 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,518 Well, of course he wasn't. 348 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,758 Ted? 349 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:14,718 No. Auntie Betty sent me to get sweeties. 350 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,678 D'you want one? 351 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,358 Mrs C. 352 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,278 Are you... 353 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:19,718 ..and I can't believe these words are about to pass my lips... 354 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,198 having an affair? 355 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,958 Is this, in fact, your... 356 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,198 love nest? 357 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,518 You're a very silly boy sometimes. 358 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,798 Who is he, then? 359 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,038 He's my doctor. 360 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,918 I'm poorly. 361 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:44,638 I've been poorly for a while now and... 362 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,678 ..I'm frightened, Leonard. 363 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,198 I'm ever so frightened. 364 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,358 So, you knew your husband frequented brothels, Mrs Carmichael? 365 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,798 He'd say he was off to play golf. 366 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,718 Who plays golf at dawn... 367 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,118 without their golf clubs? 368 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:24,078 Lust is generally the last reason anyone visits my girls. 369 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,038 Unhappiness, boredom... 370 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,558 loneliness. 371 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,396 I don't have a family of my own. 372 00:23:30,421 --> 00:23:32,518 It's nice to have a bit of company. 373 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,038 The problem with this country isn't sex. 374 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,318 The problem is the shame we attach to it. 375 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,398 And who do we have to blame for that? 376 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,438 "God loves you," you tell us. 377 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,398 "But if you sin, he won't love you any more. 378 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,838 "In fact, you've got a one-way ticket straight to Hell." 379 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,038 What's the worst sin of all? 380 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,598 Sex. 381 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,770 Why did Lester visit you? 382 00:23:58,795 --> 00:23:59,718 Revenge. 383 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,948 I made more money than him. 384 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,358 Men are all pathetic, really. 385 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,878 Men don't like it if a woman shows them wanting. 386 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,838 Men are incapable of fidelity. 387 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,958 He was incapable of fidelity. 388 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,598 Women have killed for less. 389 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,278 You could've used some of your hard-earned cash to hire a hitman. 390 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,838 A hitman I armed with a toy gun? 391 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,318 You've kept me here for hours now. 392 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,678 I have a business to run and a funeral to arrange. 393 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,718 You don't think it could be anyone else but me, do you? 394 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:45,518 Well, marriage tends to be the cause of all of life's strife. 395 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,318 Your poor wife, Inspector. 396 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,598 I did love him, you know. 397 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,278 Despite it all. 398 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,438 You know, I understand a little more than you think. 399 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,358 There was a girl, in Biarritz. 400 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,078 A girl? Or a whore? 401 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,758 Women confound you, don't they? 402 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,158 Not at all. 403 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,238 Your lot put women in boxes... 404 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,358 either Mary Magdalene or the Madonna. 405 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,478 I've known a lot of vicars. 406 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,038 I'm not like the others. 407 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,638 Darling, that's what they all say. 408 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,558 Fingerprints. 409 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,798 Nothing on the gun, it was wiped clean. 410 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,232 What about on the glass? 411 00:25:39,257 --> 00:25:40,398 There were two sets. 412 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,998 Mr Carmichael's and Betty's. 413 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,518 His were on it. Not Betty's. 414 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,078 - Is she still here? - Released on bail half an hour ago. 415 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,278 What did the doctor say? 416 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,758 That I need to see a consultant. 417 00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,998 About what? 418 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,878 - He sent me for tests. - What kind of tests? 419 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,398 Is it something to do with... 420 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,118 ..womanly things? 421 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,438 Up here or below the belt? 422 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,198 The latter. 423 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,278 That's not really my area of expertise. 424 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,398 You don't have to look at me, just say it, quick. 425 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,078 It's my womb. 426 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,398 Oh. 427 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,518 There was... blood, you see. 428 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,038 Right. 429 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,718 I get the results tomorrow. 430 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,198 Is Jack going with you? 431 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,598 Well, I haven't told him. 432 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,033 You haven't told him? 433 00:26:54,058 --> 00:26:55,422 It's embarrassing! 434 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,798 Even the Virgin Mary had a womb. 435 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,358 Don't you dare bring her into it. 436 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,478 Jack thinks you're having an affair. 437 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,038 I'm sure he'd rather know the truth. 438 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,918 Please, come with me. 439 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,398 Where are we going? 440 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,398 We are going on a train to the seaside. How about that? 441 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,918 They were your fingerprints on the glass, Velma. 442 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,958 You were in the room when Lester was shot. 443 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,918 We already had your prints on file. 444 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,358 But you knew that, didn't you? 445 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:43,078 My ex was a bastard. 446 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:48,158 Kept his service revolver by the bed and one night, I just... 447 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,478 You couldn't take it any more. 448 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,998 I just wanted to scare him... 449 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,398 like he scared me. 450 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,198 You can see how it looks, Velma. 451 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,918 One arrest for threatening a man with a gun... 452 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,478 and now this. 453 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,838 Maybe you'd had enough of Lester, 454 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,638 so you had him shot? 455 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,358 Well, he was kind to me. 456 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,198 He gave me things. 457 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,358 - That ring? - This is from one of the others. 458 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,478 Lester said he'd set me up in a place, 459 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,318 put my boy through school. 460 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,278 No need to sell your body any more. 461 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,678 I'm not good at typing, I'm not good at sewing. 462 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,158 One thing I am good at... sex. 463 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,718 It's good money. 464 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,118 Betty must take her share? 465 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,558 How did she take it, that you were leaving? 466 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,358 I was fuming, course I was. 467 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,853 Velma isn't your property. 468 00:28:47,878 --> 00:28:49,518 She wasn't Lester's either. 469 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,998 At least he was offering her a future. 470 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,198 How long before he got bored of her? 471 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,958 Moved on to the next bit of skirt? 472 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,878 Why did you tell us you were in the room with Lester? 473 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,038 To protect Velma. 474 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,758 Or to give yourself an alibi. 475 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,318 Why would I shoot a man in my own establishment? 476 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,838 Excuse me. 477 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,358 D'you have a list of your clientele? 478 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,758 - No. - Why not? 479 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,598 For moments precisely like this. 480 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,318 Plausible deniability. 481 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,998 Tortured for a vicar, isn't he? 482 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,758 Leave him. 483 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,838 Leave him, Maya. 484 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,078 Keating. Interview Room One free? 485 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,278 I've got one of the prossies in there. 486 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,278 Perhaps you could look over what I've got so far. 487 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,878 I'd like to think you've got it in hand. 488 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,976 I'm sure you're far more experienced 489 00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:56,982 with this sort of thing, you know? 490 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,278 Brought down a prostitution racket in King's Cross once. 491 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,918 Caught a High Court judge in flagrante delicto. 492 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,838 You're not happy, Maya. I can make you happy. 493 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,078 He'll see us. 494 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,518 Would that be such a terrible thing? 495 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,838 Why can't you just enjoy what we have, Will? 496 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,478 Geordie. I'm... 497 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,878 What the hell d'you think you're playing at, Will? Hmm? 498 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,438 He's my boss. 499 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,518 Cathy said you asked for them. 500 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,278 - Well, not this early. - Oh. She's off out, so... 501 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,718 Go on. 502 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,118 - Hello, Dad. - Off out where? 503 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,838 - The something Arms. - What, The Priory Arms? 504 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,518 That's the one. Something to do with work. A chap called... 505 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,518 - Clive? - Clive! 506 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,878 Clive. 507 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,238 Exactly. 508 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,278 So, good luck. 509 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,758 You know there are consequences... 510 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,918 and not just for you. 511 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,158 Did I say the wrong thing? 512 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,278 Er... he doesn't like Clive. 513 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,158 Neither do I. Weak chin. 514 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,238 I haven't seen much of Cambridge since I've been here. 515 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,278 Well, let me give you the tour. 516 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,158 Er, big old building over there. 517 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,998 - Nice chapel. - Very nice chapel. 518 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,958 And that is it. That is everything. 519 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,518 Very comprehensive, thank you. 520 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,078 Can I ask you something? Actually, can I ask you two things? 521 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,598 You can ask as many things as you like. 522 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,278 What happened with Cathy and George? 523 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,118 Er... there were a few problems. 524 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,518 I never quite understood. 525 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,558 I always thought they were the perfect couple. 526 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,718 So did I. 527 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,038 And what was the second thing? 528 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,118 Who was the girl? 529 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,158 Ah. 530 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,398 - Complicated? - Very. 531 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,238 Married? 532 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,478 - Engaged. - Ouch! 533 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,198 Oh, I don't know, it's all so... 534 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,638 Do you ever feel elated one minute and then guilty the very next? 535 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,118 All the time! I'm a mother. 536 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,878 Do you love her, d'you think? 537 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,158 D'you know, I think I do. 538 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,198 Haven't even told her yet. 539 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,878 I'm not sure I've ever been in love. 540 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,558 You were married. 541 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,558 I thought I was. 542 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,718 That's what you do when you're 18, isn't it? 543 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,958 You think you're in love. 544 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,158 Never told anyone that either. 545 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,398 You do realise this is only our second conversation 546 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,478 and we've covered both love and sex? 547 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,598 - And shame. - Ah, the big three. 548 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,878 Well, first conversation, you saw my knickers, so... 549 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,518 True. 550 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,358 Miss Scott. 551 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,718 No. I'm not looking after your grubby, noisy progeny. 552 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,198 Treat yourself to a drink. 553 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,278 The Priory Arms is supposed to be nice. 554 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,798 - Why? - Does there have to be a why? 555 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,287 There's always a why. 556 00:33:30,312 --> 00:33:32,198 'We should go on strike.' 557 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,758 What do we want? Equal pay! When do we want it? 558 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,998 Well, ideally, when you first employed us. 559 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,798 Is it wrong that all I'm thinking of doing right now is kissing you? 560 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,678 For God's sake, Clive, I'm married! 561 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,798 I thought it was over. 562 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,638 If you're too uptight to have a bit of fun... 563 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,798 Hot bath, uninterrupted night's sleep... 564 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,678 that's my idea of fun. 565 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,878 Should be grateful I even noticed you. 566 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,758 Four kids, no husband... 567 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,238 hardly a catch. 568 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,038 Bugger off, Clive. 569 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,198 Men. Disappointing bunch, aren't they? 570 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,638 Almost makes you think about going Sapphic. 571 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,078 Tried it once. 572 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,038 Turns out women are just as much bother. 573 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,478 - Cathy. - Jennifer. 574 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,598 You work at the police station. 575 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,518 For my sins. You're Geordie's wife. 576 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,238 - For my sins. - He's one of the good ones. 577 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,158 Doesn't speak to your bosom rather than your eyes. 578 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,558 Why do men do that? 579 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,478 Clive looks like a bosom-talker. 580 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,638 How do you know his name? 581 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:49,958 Geordie bloody Keating. 582 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,878 He sent you here to spy on me. 583 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,158 That is low. 584 00:34:55,160 --> 00:35:00,158 Or the stupid act of a man that still loves his wife? 585 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,918 Thank you. 586 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,478 Morning, all. 587 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,158 Are we ready, Mrs C? 588 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,878 We're off to buy doilies for the cafe. 589 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,798 For what is a cake plate without a doily? 590 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,758 We're buying doilies for the cafe. 591 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,358 Doilies. 592 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,798 Whatever you've got to say, don't. 593 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,598 I feel awful enough as it is. 594 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,198 You've fallen for her, haven't you? Maya. 595 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,958 You poor sod. 596 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,478 Cup of tea if you would, Miss Scott. 597 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,238 I believe we need to have a little chat. 598 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,918 I can explain. 599 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,638 - Can you? - I don't think he can. 600 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,878 Spying, Geordie. 601 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:34,998 He was spying on you? 602 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,481 I think you owe me. 603 00:36:36,506 --> 00:36:38,118 I think you do too. 604 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,398 I think you owe Miss Scott. 605 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,398 Monday afternoons, two-hour lunch break. 606 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,878 We're starting our own union. 607 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,407 Women Workers Of Cambridge. 608 00:36:44,432 --> 00:36:45,878 Equal rights, equal pay. 609 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,638 I don't have much choice, do I? 610 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,998 Doesn't look like it, does it? 611 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,158 Oh, witness came forward. 612 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,984 Saw Mrs Carmichael outside her house 613 00:36:58,009 --> 00:36:59,758 helping her husband out of the car. 614 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,118 She wasn't alone. Another woman was with her. 615 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,558 - Betty Rose. - They're both in on it. 616 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,118 Women conspiring. Who'd have thought it? 617 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,478 You both wanted rid of him. 618 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,838 You both have motive. 619 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:27,958 Your husband was about to leave you for a floozy, 620 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,118 and your floozy was about to leave you for her husband. 621 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,358 You conspired together. 622 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,758 Two birds, one stone, as it were. 623 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,518 Do you wanna tell 'em, or shall I? 624 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,438 Mrs Rose helped me get my husband home. 625 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:46,998 It was best for both of us 626 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,798 that he wasn't found injured at her establishment. 627 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,398 We both have businesses to protect. 628 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,678 I'd like to say I believe you, but I don't. 629 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,198 I think the two of you arranged to kill him. 630 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,198 They've already made their minds up. 631 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,238 It's what men do, isn't it? 632 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:05,558 Make up a story that works for them, no matter what the facts. 633 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,878 That's why men come to you. 634 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,518 Because you sell them a fantasy. 635 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,838 What can I say? Men are gullible. 636 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,638 Well, your husband was. 637 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,998 He really thought he had a future with Velma. 638 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,438 It's why Velma's so good, she makes men think she likes them. 639 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,118 Probably teach me a thing or two. 640 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,038 Where are you going with this? 641 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,638 It wasn't just Lester who bought into the fantasy. 642 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,438 We know other men had feelings for Velma. 643 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,438 - The ring. - The ring, exactly. 644 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,398 Now, Betty called Swinnertons at 10.15 645 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,158 so we know Lester was shot not long before, 646 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,438 10.10, let's say. 647 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,358 - So? - So, the girls charge by the hour. 648 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,038 Nine till ten, ten till eleven. 649 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,678 Velma's session with Lester overran. 650 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,198 Yeah, he's moaning about his wife, she's late for the next client... 651 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,718 Next client sees the two of them together... 652 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,358 No more fantasy. 653 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,118 Roses, Dougy! How sweet. 654 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,798 Only the best for my girl. 655 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,678 Douglas Rickman, 656 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,358 I'm arresting you for the murder of Lester Carmichael. 657 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,958 I'm not your girl, Dougy. 658 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,278 I never was. 659 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,701 Mrs Chapman? 660 00:39:46,726 --> 00:39:48,478 - Yes. - Mr Ford. 661 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,438 Do come through. 662 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,998 Would you like your son to accompany you? 663 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,998 How are you, Mrs Chapman? Any pain? 664 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,678 A little. 665 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,958 Nothing you can't cope with, I'm sure, capable woman like you. 666 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,958 The results show that there is indeed a tumour in your womb. 667 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,598 Treatment for this kind of cancer is radiotherapy. 668 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,038 After that, a full hysterectomy. 669 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,518 You're well past your childbearing years, so not to worry there. 670 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,198 All rather surplus to requirements. Any questions? 671 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,078 No. 672 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,518 Thank you, Doctor. 673 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:44,078 Did it make it easier, to pretend she loved you? 674 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,422 It's not pretend. I can see how you might think otherwise, but... 675 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,518 This is not about the money. 676 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,464 She enjoys the sex too? 677 00:40:53,489 --> 00:40:54,478 Of course. 678 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,758 Not thinking about her shopping list while you're fumbling about. 679 00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,198 She loves me. 680 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,398 She does. 681 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,038 Must've shattered the illusion, 682 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,318 seeing them together. 683 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,078 I've found you a nice little place. 684 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,998 Garden for the boy, nice big bedroom for us. 685 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,958 You're too good to me, Lester. 686 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,998 Only the best for my girl. 687 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,438 You'd seen the boy playing with the gun. 688 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,638 You picked it up and you shot him. 689 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,998 I don't think you intended to kill him. 690 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,718 I just wanted to hurt him. 691 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,198 You didn't know he was dying. 692 00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,798 No-one did. 693 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:05,038 Only Lester. 694 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,598 But by then, it was too late. 695 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,638 All for a relationship that didn't exist. 696 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,798 Velma's my girl. She's my girl. 697 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,238 She loves me. 698 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,518 Not him. 699 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,758 She loves me. 700 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,398 Always thought he was one of the decent ones. 701 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,838 Are you still charging me? 702 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,478 Running a house of ill repute. 703 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,238 It was a house of excellent repute, I'll have you know. 704 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,118 Would you give Velma a message? 705 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,878 Tell her to look under the crinoline lady on the mantle. 706 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,678 Did you fall in love with her? 707 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,438 The whore from Biarritz. 708 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,238 I thought I did. 709 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:04,158 All that passion, all that pain. 710 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,278 Bet you've been chasing it ever since, poor love. 711 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,678 We're rolling. 712 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,798 Ladies, I'll let you in to a secret. 713 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,520 No husband wants to come home 714 00:43:29,545 --> 00:43:31,862 to a fractious wife and a messy house. 715 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,078 Get things clean 716 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,078 and still have time to make yourself pretty. 717 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,718 Give your husband something to smile about... 718 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,518 ..with Carmichael's. 719 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,518 Business is closed, you big old perv! 720 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,438 Come on! 721 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,318 I'm sorry. 722 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:15,998 I couldn't get away. 723 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,078 Let's pretend we're in Rome, 724 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,158 under the olive trees. 725 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,998 You're never gonna leave him. 726 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,278 Let's not talk about that now. 727 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,638 I can't pretend any more, Maya. So... 728 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,798 Don't say it. 729 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,438 It was only ever gonna end one way. 730 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,438 Don't go. 731 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:48,718 Not yet. 732 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:44,960 *CREDITS*