1 00:00:30,644 --> 00:00:34,945 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:43,490 --> 00:00:46,046 Eat your breakfast, Stan, you're gonna be late for school. 3 00:00:46,051 --> 00:00:47,530 You told me to finish my homework! 4 00:00:47,535 --> 00:00:49,811 Do both, come on guys, we gotta get going. 5 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:53,354 Hey whoa, whoa. What the [BLEEP] is going on? 6 00:00:53,359 --> 00:00:55,757 I'm about to take the kids to school, why? 7 00:00:55,762 --> 00:00:58,905 Hello?! It's St. Patrick's day. 8 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:00,421 I know... I'm wearing green. 9 00:01:00,426 --> 00:01:03,538 You guys this is Tegridy Weed's biggest day of the year. 10 00:01:03,543 --> 00:01:06,093 I need help with the St. Patrick's Day Special. 11 00:01:06,098 --> 00:01:08,218 Sorry, Randy, the kids aren't missing school. 12 00:01:08,223 --> 00:01:09,475 Come on, guys, let's go... 13 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,683 Okay, yeah, great, don't worry about it, 14 00:01:11,688 --> 00:01:14,288 I'll do it all myself. Again. 15 00:01:14,293 --> 00:01:16,590 Top O' the mornin' to ya! 16 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:21,085 This is God damn ridiculous. Piece a shit family... 17 00:01:21,090 --> 00:01:22,600 How's it going, Randy? 18 00:01:22,605 --> 00:01:24,836 Ugh, I'm just so stressed out! 19 00:01:24,841 --> 00:01:26,507 We have to make a huge profit today 20 00:01:26,512 --> 00:01:27,929 or the whole year is [BLEEP]. 21 00:01:27,934 --> 00:01:29,759 How's the St. Patrick's Day Special? 22 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:31,952 I think it's better than last year's. 23 00:01:31,957 --> 00:01:32,990 Lemme see... 24 00:01:35,191 --> 00:01:36,679 Oh, wow... 25 00:01:36,856 --> 00:01:37,955 Wow... 26 00:01:38,627 --> 00:01:40,905 This is gonna be our best special ever! 27 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:43,007 Come on, let's get the truck loaded up! 28 00:01:43,772 --> 00:01:45,968 Let's sell what we can from our drive up booth, 29 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:48,319 and then later we can hit the Irish bar. 30 00:01:48,324 --> 00:01:50,131 What the [BLEEP]? 31 00:01:50,136 --> 00:01:53,569 _ 32 00:01:55,702 --> 00:01:57,735 Hey! Excuse me! 33 00:01:57,740 --> 00:01:59,405 Oh, good morning, Randy. 34 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:01,145 What do you think you're doing? 35 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:03,827 Oh. We're, uh, doing a St. Patrick's Day Special. 36 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:05,909 No, you're not. 37 00:02:06,595 --> 00:02:08,397 Uhh, yeah. We are. 38 00:02:08,402 --> 00:02:11,062 So first you steal my idea of selling weed 39 00:02:11,067 --> 00:02:12,605 and now you're stealing my idea 40 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,733 of doing a St. Patrick's Day Special! 41 00:02:14,738 --> 00:02:17,436 Pretty sure St. Patrick's Day wasn't your idea. 42 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:19,606 Is that right? Okay... 43 00:02:19,736 --> 00:02:22,175 Game on, mother[BLEEP]. 44 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,311 ? Loo loo loo! It's St. Patrick's Day! ? 45 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:30,004 ? Looo loo loo! De doot be do! ? 46 00:02:30,009 --> 00:02:31,952 Come on Butters, time for school! 47 00:02:31,957 --> 00:02:33,627 Okay, mom! 48 00:02:34,853 --> 00:02:38,249 Ohhh dad, are you wearin' green or are you gonna get a pinch? 49 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:41,272 Ha ha... I've got a green tie on, you little rascal! 50 00:02:41,277 --> 00:02:43,442 And I'm wearing a green scarf! 51 00:02:43,447 --> 00:02:46,269 Okay! Well someone's gettin a pinch today! 52 00:02:49,773 --> 00:02:52,152 Hey, Clyde! You got your green on! 53 00:02:52,157 --> 00:02:54,082 Hey Jimmy! Nice green pants! 54 00:02:54,087 --> 00:02:56,757 Tee-hee! Te hee hee hee! 55 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,722 Happy St. Patrick's Day, fellas! 56 00:02:58,727 --> 00:03:01,397 - Hey, Butters. - You guys all look very festive! 57 00:03:01,522 --> 00:03:03,819 Yeah, it's super fun. St. Patrick's Day rules. 58 00:03:03,824 --> 00:03:05,989 Oh, I hope they put green food coloring in our milk 59 00:03:05,994 --> 00:03:07,247 at lunchtime again like last year! 60 00:03:07,251 --> 00:03:08,441 Uh-oh! 61 00:03:08,446 --> 00:03:10,918 Hey, Kelly-Ann! What's going on? 62 00:03:10,923 --> 00:03:11,972 What do you mean? 63 00:03:11,977 --> 00:03:14,629 Looks like someone forgot what day it was! 64 00:03:14,634 --> 00:03:16,171 Ha ha! Pi-i-i-i-nch! 65 00:03:20,449 --> 00:03:21,939 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 66 00:03:21,944 --> 00:03:23,944 I didn't mean to do anything wrong, honest! 67 00:03:23,949 --> 00:03:25,877 Do you know what sexual assault is? 68 00:03:25,882 --> 00:03:27,463 I'm so sorry! Please! 69 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:28,612 It's just... Well, she had it comin' 70 00:03:28,616 --> 00:03:30,385 on account of the way she was dressed! 71 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:31,631 Ohhh! 72 00:03:31,636 --> 00:03:33,127 Wow, kid, wow! 73 00:03:33,132 --> 00:03:34,934 Alright. Take this shithead to the station 74 00:03:34,939 --> 00:03:37,096 and book him for sexual assault of a minor. 75 00:03:37,101 --> 00:03:39,068 Oh, jeez, I didn't know Kelly-Ann was a minor! 76 00:03:39,073 --> 00:03:40,511 Well, she didn't have a mining helmet 77 00:03:40,515 --> 00:03:42,017 or a pick axe or anything! 78 00:03:44,947 --> 00:03:48,135 Okay, looks like you assaulted a nine year old girl... 79 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:51,611 No prior history... assault took place at an elementary school. 80 00:03:51,616 --> 00:03:55,088 But... But, sir, it's St. Patrick's Day. 81 00:03:55,156 --> 00:03:57,617 Look, I know! It's St. Patrick's Day, right? 82 00:03:57,622 --> 00:04:00,056 If people don't wear green, they get pinched! 83 00:04:00,061 --> 00:04:01,292 Yes! Right! 84 00:04:01,297 --> 00:04:03,244 Yeah... Only one problem. 85 00:04:03,249 --> 00:04:05,877 The little girl you pinched? Kelly-Ann Barlow? 86 00:04:06,024 --> 00:04:08,447 She was wearing green socks. 87 00:04:09,976 --> 00:04:11,801 You're a goddamn sexual predator. 88 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:13,645 Don't let him jack off in here! 89 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:15,978 These types always mess up my jail! 90 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:19,639 Welcome, everyone, welcome. 91 00:04:19,644 --> 00:04:22,045 Thank you for coming to Credigree Farms! 92 00:04:33,388 --> 00:04:36,012 Randy, we all see you behind the bush. 93 00:04:40,098 --> 00:04:42,215 Everyone sees you. 94 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,080 Oh. Uh... 95 00:04:46,471 --> 00:04:48,481 A very happy mornin', everybody! 96 00:04:48,486 --> 00:04:51,278 And a foine St. Patrick's Day to all of ye. 97 00:04:51,283 --> 00:04:52,854 I don't know if ya noohticed. 98 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:55,840 But, uh, there's a farm across the street 99 00:04:55,845 --> 00:04:57,192 selling weed also... 100 00:04:57,197 --> 00:05:00,794 And the owner is actually 10 par-cent Irish! 101 00:05:00,799 --> 00:05:02,090 So, obviously, you're upset 102 00:05:02,095 --> 00:05:03,880 that you don't seem to have any customers. 103 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:05,708 What I'm upset about 104 00:05:05,713 --> 00:05:09,794 is a wee little thing called "cultural appropriation". 105 00:05:09,799 --> 00:05:11,286 Ever heard of it? 106 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:14,684 That's why we can't wear sombreros on Cinco de Mayo. 107 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,786 Why we can't dress like Indians on Halloween. 108 00:05:17,791 --> 00:05:18,956 What's your point? 109 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,968 I'm looking at my point, you racist son of a bitch. 110 00:05:22,973 --> 00:05:25,278 You have no right to wear that stuff. 111 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,448 It is offensive. 112 00:05:26,453 --> 00:05:27,914 Come on, guys! 113 00:05:27,919 --> 00:05:31,403 St. Patrick's Day is the one day of the year we have left 114 00:05:31,408 --> 00:05:33,947 where we can actually celebrate being white. 115 00:05:33,952 --> 00:05:37,348 Any other day that we tried to be proud of our culture, 116 00:05:37,353 --> 00:05:39,864 we would get immediately cancelled by Twitter! 117 00:05:39,869 --> 00:05:42,803 And yet for some reason, you're all over here, 118 00:05:42,808 --> 00:05:45,512 buying your weed from someone who is fine 119 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:47,683 mocking our customs and traditions. 120 00:05:47,688 --> 00:05:50,130 Maybe they're here because my St. Patrick's Day Special 121 00:05:50,135 --> 00:05:51,361 is better than yours. 122 00:06:02,958 --> 00:06:04,277 Okay, yeah... 123 00:06:04,282 --> 00:06:06,630 Yeah, let's arrest the white leprechaun. 124 00:06:06,635 --> 00:06:08,635 Cuz, you know, can't have one day 125 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,630 for a mostly white culture, right? 126 00:06:10,635 --> 00:06:12,231 Don't wanna get cancelled. 127 00:06:12,236 --> 00:06:15,340 I guess don't arrest him for cultural appropriations? 128 00:06:15,345 --> 00:06:17,919 Guess... Guess that only works one way, huh? 129 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,419 - Leopold Stotch? - Yes? 130 00:06:26,703 --> 00:06:29,676 I'm the public defender that's been assigned to your case. 131 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,450 Ugh... Okay... Oh, God... 132 00:06:32,597 --> 00:06:33,942 Is there a problem? 133 00:06:33,947 --> 00:06:36,739 Wul, it's just... I mean... What you're wearing. 134 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:38,153 You know, it's St. Patrick's Day, 135 00:06:38,158 --> 00:06:39,918 you're not wearing any... 136 00:06:40,556 --> 00:06:42,762 You don't have any green socks on, do you? 137 00:06:43,638 --> 00:06:45,583 No, I'm wearing yellow socks. 138 00:06:45,588 --> 00:06:49,720 Ohhhhh God... I wanna pinch you so bad... 139 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,812 I'm here to help you, okay? 140 00:06:51,817 --> 00:06:53,820 Now, this woman that you're accused of groping, 141 00:06:53,821 --> 00:06:56,122 were you two in any kind of relationship? 142 00:06:56,127 --> 00:06:58,083 No, ma'am, could you... Maybe put on 143 00:06:58,088 --> 00:06:59,809 some green lipstick or something? 144 00:06:59,814 --> 00:07:01,451 Before you touched the victim, 145 00:07:01,456 --> 00:07:03,661 did she give you any kind of consent? 146 00:07:03,666 --> 00:07:05,583 Well, technically, yes! 147 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:07,585 I mean, St. Patrick's Day is a wonderful day 148 00:07:07,590 --> 00:07:09,693 where we remember a British Roman man who went to Ireland 149 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,875 and converted the whole country to Christianity! 150 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,882 And he used a clover to represent the Holy Trinity, 151 00:07:13,887 --> 00:07:15,886 so we're supposed to celebrate that by wearing green 152 00:07:15,887 --> 00:07:17,919 and if you don't wear green you get a pinch! 153 00:07:18,223 --> 00:07:20,692 And who is this St. Patrick to you? 154 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,145 See?! That's the problem! 155 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:25,301 Nobody knows how great he really was. 156 00:07:25,306 --> 00:07:26,881 Okay... 157 00:07:26,886 --> 00:07:29,820 Can you show me where on the body you touched the girl? 158 00:07:29,821 --> 00:07:32,137 - Oh, God... - Did you put your fingers inside her? 159 00:07:32,142 --> 00:07:33,614 I didn't finger nothin! 160 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:36,473 I swear it was just a tiny little St. Patrick's Day pinch! 161 00:07:36,478 --> 00:07:38,458 It was... It was like this! 162 00:07:38,463 --> 00:07:40,020 Ohhhg! 163 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:42,723 Oh! 164 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,995 I am not representing this [BLEEP] animal! 165 00:07:47,838 --> 00:07:49,683 Ohhgu! 166 00:07:54,289 --> 00:07:57,065 We got some more St. Patrick's Day offenders. 167 00:07:57,070 --> 00:08:00,440 Well, it's 10 a.m. and you people are already wasted, huh? 168 00:08:00,445 --> 00:08:03,245 Yeah, yeah, copper, you got me, big deal. 169 00:08:12,323 --> 00:08:14,185 Dear St. Patrick... 170 00:08:14,283 --> 00:08:17,545 If you're really up there... I've always done my best 171 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:19,865 to honor you on this most holy day... 172 00:08:21,776 --> 00:08:23,466 You went to Ireland, and you got 173 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:26,193 all those pagan worshippers to follow Christ. 174 00:08:26,485 --> 00:08:29,638 If there's any way... that you could help me now... 175 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:33,045 just, like, send me a leprechaun or something... 176 00:08:33,050 --> 00:08:35,474 I will be forever your dark servant. 177 00:08:35,496 --> 00:08:37,130 Amen. 178 00:08:38,013 --> 00:08:40,271 Alright, we got us another one! 179 00:08:41,091 --> 00:08:42,740 Let's go, buddy. 180 00:08:43,066 --> 00:08:45,724 Yeah yeah, you don't have to push me, copper. 181 00:08:46,197 --> 00:08:47,900 Whoa... 182 00:08:48,345 --> 00:08:50,147 When are you people gonna learn, huh? 183 00:08:50,152 --> 00:08:52,412 It's not even lunchtime, for Christ's sake. 184 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,600 I want my phone call. 185 00:08:55,655 --> 00:08:58,419 Wow wee, are you a real leprechaun? 186 00:08:58,424 --> 00:09:00,873 Yeah, I'm a real [BLEEP] leprechaun! 187 00:09:00,878 --> 00:09:03,515 Alright! Are we gonna bust outta here or what? 188 00:09:03,749 --> 00:09:05,646 Hell yeah we're gonna bust outta here, 189 00:09:05,651 --> 00:09:07,240 what do you have planned? 190 00:09:08,824 --> 00:09:10,107 Awww, yeah... 191 00:09:10,112 --> 00:09:12,248 And now back to the Credigree Weed 192 00:09:12,253 --> 00:09:14,240 St. Patrick's Day Special. 193 00:09:15,893 --> 00:09:18,591 Alright, there you go, happy St. Patrick's Day 194 00:09:18,596 --> 00:09:20,052 and thanks for buying Credigree! 195 00:09:20,276 --> 00:09:22,013 Good afternoon, sir! 196 00:09:22,018 --> 00:09:24,810 Are you the creator of Credigree Weed? 197 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,037 I am. 198 00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:30,449 Well, I'm the owner of the Irish bar here in town. Farty O'Cools. 199 00:09:30,454 --> 00:09:32,751 We've got thousands of patrons today 200 00:09:32,752 --> 00:09:34,529 and I'm looking to score some weed. 201 00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:36,676 You need marijuana for the Irish bar. 202 00:09:36,926 --> 00:09:39,579 Well, everyone's been drinkin' since 9 a.m. 203 00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:41,413 But now they need something to take the edge off 204 00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:43,576 until they start doing coke at 7:30. 205 00:09:43,581 --> 00:09:45,529 Well, I'm sure we can help you out. 206 00:09:45,682 --> 00:09:47,787 How much Credigree are you looking to buy? 207 00:09:48,066 --> 00:09:49,959 Oh, I'd say we need about... 208 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:53,251 Oh, two and a half tons of yer St. Patrick's Day Special. 209 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:54,907 Two and a half tons... 210 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:58,993 Alright! Well, we'll see ya down at Farty O'Cools! 211 00:09:59,539 --> 00:10:00,821 Are you crazy? 212 00:10:00,826 --> 00:10:03,562 How are we gonna get that much weed together in time? 213 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:04,579 I don't know, babe, 214 00:10:04,584 --> 00:10:06,821 but this could really make our whole fiscal year! 215 00:10:06,977 --> 00:10:09,548 I just hope you're not overdoin' it again. 216 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,954 Don't worry, we're gonna blow everyone's mind 217 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,048 with our St. Patrick's Day Special! 218 00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:19,415 Awesome... green hamburgers... 219 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:20,931 How clever... 220 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:22,956 Hello? 221 00:10:22,961 --> 00:10:26,159 Uh, yes, this is Randy Marsh, I've been incarcerated. 222 00:10:26,164 --> 00:10:28,065 I need to speak with my attorney. 223 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:30,384 Dad, it's me. You called the wrong person. 224 00:10:30,389 --> 00:10:32,389 Yes, I am aware of that. 225 00:10:32,394 --> 00:10:33,985 Listen to me carefully. 226 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:36,515 The canary is in the cage. 227 00:10:36,977 --> 00:10:38,783 I don't know what the [BLEEP] you're talking about. 228 00:10:38,787 --> 00:10:40,655 Oh, a confidential matter? 229 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:42,317 Lawyer client privilege. 230 00:10:42,322 --> 00:10:45,587 Uh, you know, there's an officer standing right here, actually. 231 00:10:45,808 --> 00:10:48,025 Oh... Oh it's okay, he's stepping away. 232 00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:50,430 Stan! They got me locked up, 233 00:10:50,435 --> 00:10:52,096 you're gonna have to help me break outta here. 234 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,364 We have to stop them. 235 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:54,582 Stop who? 236 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,383 Listen to me... is your friend Tolkien there? 237 00:10:57,388 --> 00:10:59,384 Yeah, Tol-l-l-kien is sitting right here. 238 00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:00,987 Yeah, well, his piece a shit dad 239 00:11:00,992 --> 00:11:03,595 is trying to take over the St. Patrick's Day Special! 240 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,767 I don't care. 241 00:11:04,772 --> 00:11:07,110 You better care, because if we don't make money today 242 00:11:07,115 --> 00:11:08,610 you and sister are gonna starve. 243 00:11:08,615 --> 00:11:09,688 Do you understand? 244 00:11:09,693 --> 00:11:11,726 And I won't be able to pay the Wi-Fi bill. 245 00:11:11,753 --> 00:11:13,431 Okay, what do you want me to do? 246 00:11:13,436 --> 00:11:15,103 I need you to leave school, go home, 247 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,057 and get a jar of the St. Patrick's Day Special weed 248 00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:18,860 and sneak it into the police station. 249 00:11:19,765 --> 00:11:21,345 Dad, it's St. Patrick's Day. 250 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:22,846 We're gonna do a scavenger hunt at recess. 251 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,899 I'm asking you to do one little thing. 252 00:11:24,904 --> 00:11:27,923 Ditch school, get weed, sneak into the police station. 253 00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:30,603 Do it or no more Wi-Fi, I mean it! 254 00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:32,985 Piece a shit lawyer! 255 00:11:35,668 --> 00:11:37,665 St. Patrick was not Irish. 256 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:40,751 He was a Roman British man who was made a slave 257 00:11:40,756 --> 00:11:42,423 by Irish Barbarians. 258 00:11:42,428 --> 00:11:44,892 But St. Patrick heard the voice of God... 259 00:11:44,897 --> 00:11:46,899 and he used his situation for good, 260 00:11:46,904 --> 00:11:49,009 and God told him to be brave! 261 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:52,634 And that is why... On this one day of the year, 262 00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:54,978 we must be like St. Patrick ourselves! 263 00:11:57,541 --> 00:12:00,438 The police don't even care about St. Patrick's Day! 264 00:12:00,443 --> 00:12:02,773 Do you see any of them wearing green?! No! 265 00:12:02,778 --> 00:12:06,524 If we do St. Patrick's bidding, he will provide for us! 266 00:12:07,095 --> 00:12:09,110 Okay, back in you go. 267 00:12:13,537 --> 00:12:15,063 Pi-i-i-i-nch! 268 00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:19,699 Oh my God! Oh my God! 269 00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:22,735 He just touched me and he didn't ask for consent or anything. 270 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:25,542 Okay, okay, I'll take care of it... 271 00:12:29,632 --> 00:12:30,845 Is that better? 272 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,079 I just need to take a shower and cry. 273 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:34,735 Oh my God. 274 00:12:39,461 --> 00:12:40,774 Can I help you? 275 00:12:40,779 --> 00:12:42,680 Hello, sir, we are with the Clover Club. 276 00:12:42,685 --> 00:12:44,673 We try to spread a little St. Patrick's Day cheer 277 00:12:44,678 --> 00:12:46,371 by donating baked goods to prison inmates 278 00:12:46,376 --> 00:12:48,688 who cannot celebrate this festive time. 279 00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:51,422 Alright, it's your lucky day, folks, 280 00:12:51,427 --> 00:12:54,105 some kids brought you some holiday cheer. 281 00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:56,348 Wha... Wha... What's happening?! What's happening? 282 00:12:56,353 --> 00:12:58,457 Hey, there, we brought you a cake. 283 00:12:59,623 --> 00:13:02,473 I told you to bring me weed, not a cake! 284 00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:06,520 God dammit. 285 00:13:06,525 --> 00:13:09,231 You... You should just enjoy the cake. 286 00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:11,629 You don't [BLEEP] listen to me, do you?! 287 00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:14,949 You're incapable of ever doing anything right because... 288 00:13:14,954 --> 00:13:18,035 Oh, a cake. Gaaaht it. 289 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,281 Thank you very much. 290 00:13:21,962 --> 00:13:23,004 Whu... 291 00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:25,028 Oh, hey, fellas. 292 00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:27,598 How's your St. Patrick's Day going, Butters? 293 00:13:27,603 --> 00:13:30,074 - Pretty good. - Awesome. 294 00:13:30,079 --> 00:13:31,660 Well, see ya. 295 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,832 - What are you gonna do? - It's simple... 296 00:13:41,978 --> 00:13:44,136 There's always cops looking to make a score. 297 00:13:44,141 --> 00:13:45,208 You just gotta find the one 298 00:13:45,212 --> 00:13:47,119 willing to trade some drugs for a favor. 299 00:13:47,387 --> 00:13:49,918 And once they get a whiff of my St. Patrick's Day Special, 300 00:13:49,923 --> 00:13:51,504 they won't be able to resist. 301 00:13:52,774 --> 00:13:53,939 Oh... 302 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,793 Oh, man, that is strong... 303 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,653 I knew St. Patrick would perform a miracle to get us out of here! 304 00:13:58,658 --> 00:14:01,887 Just like when he was a slave, he will help us go free! 305 00:14:02,204 --> 00:14:05,418 White people were slaves in history? Nuh-uh. 306 00:14:06,199 --> 00:14:07,713 Gah, it's such a good special, 307 00:14:07,718 --> 00:14:10,559 it's just such a shame people are trying to ruin it. 308 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,731 Hey, my bruthuh. You got a second? 309 00:14:17,085 --> 00:14:18,821 What do you want? 310 00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:20,465 You don't wanna miss out 311 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:23,025 on the only white holiday still allowed, do ya? 312 00:14:23,223 --> 00:14:26,184 How'd you like to be able to, uh, celebrate a little? 313 00:14:26,189 --> 00:14:28,251 Yeah, of course I would, but I can't. 314 00:14:28,256 --> 00:14:31,637 Hey guys! How'd you like to be able to celebrate a little?! 315 00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:34,293 Check it out! They're handing out free weed 316 00:14:34,298 --> 00:14:35,746 down at Farty O'Cools! 317 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,418 It's the Credigree St. Patrick's Day Special! 318 00:14:38,423 --> 00:14:40,317 Wow! 319 00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:42,442 - Ooh, hey, I'm in. - No! 320 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:45,582 Ooh da lolly! St. Patrick's Day! Wow, look at it! 321 00:14:45,587 --> 00:14:47,707 I thought I wouldn't be able to get wasted till later! 322 00:14:48,937 --> 00:14:51,564 That's it. It's over. 323 00:14:51,611 --> 00:14:53,426 My plan is done. 324 00:14:54,454 --> 00:14:56,350 It is not over! 325 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:59,379 What did St. Patrick say when he was taken from his homeland 326 00:14:59,384 --> 00:15:00,483 and turned into a slave?! 327 00:15:00,488 --> 00:15:02,181 St. Patrick didn't give up! 328 00:15:02,186 --> 00:15:04,067 And when the Christians slandered him 329 00:15:04,072 --> 00:15:06,082 while he was trying to convert the heathen Irish, 330 00:15:06,087 --> 00:15:07,206 did he give up then?! 331 00:15:07,211 --> 00:15:09,683 Man, that is strong ass shit. 332 00:15:09,688 --> 00:15:11,746 You can taste the Irishness. 333 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:16,116 This weed is amazing and it has so much cred. 334 00:15:16,121 --> 00:15:18,832 You know, I've never really been a fan of the holiday Specials, 335 00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:20,101 but this one is really good. 336 00:15:23,863 --> 00:15:25,363 Yeah! 337 00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:26,368 Whoa! 338 00:15:26,373 --> 00:15:29,981 You see?! The power of St. Patrick compels you! 339 00:15:31,684 --> 00:15:33,504 - Oh! - Whoa! 340 00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:34,848 - Aah! - Aah! 341 00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:37,520 Yes, now use your clover rays! 342 00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:42,356 - Oh! Ugugghghh! - Whoa! 343 00:15:42,361 --> 00:15:44,973 Me golden coins of spite! 344 00:15:45,983 --> 00:15:47,587 - Oh! - Oh! 345 00:15:53,122 --> 00:15:55,324 And now for the thrilling conclusion 346 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,535 of the Credigree St. Patrick's Day Special. 347 00:16:03,924 --> 00:16:07,327 My God! I never thought we'd sell this much weed! 348 00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:09,645 Keep it up, babe! We've still got a long way to go! 349 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:12,004 Hey, everyone! Everyone! Everyone, quiet! 350 00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:13,377 Turn up the TV! 351 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,785 Once again the town of South Park is on high alert 352 00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:19,859 after a sexual predator escaped from custody. 353 00:16:21,337 --> 00:16:23,606 Everyone who's out at bars or restaurants 354 00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:25,770 for St. Patrick's Day need to be on the lookout 355 00:16:25,775 --> 00:16:27,310 for the sexual psychopath. 356 00:16:27,483 --> 00:16:30,853 Tom, I'm standing outside the South Park Police Station, 357 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:34,128 where just moments ago a sexual predator broke free. 358 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:37,121 Surveillance cameras inside the station 359 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,128 captured the dramatic escape. 360 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:42,207 Police claim they tried to stop the felon from escaping, 361 00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:45,488 but they were just, "Way too high." 362 00:16:45,493 --> 00:16:47,261 Back to to you, Tom. 363 00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:51,906 ? I've been a wild rover for many's the year ? 364 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:55,570 ? I've spent all me money on good weed and beer ? 365 00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:00,802 Towelie... where is all the St. Patrick's Day Special? 366 00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:04,803 Randy... I... I thought... you were in jail. 367 00:17:04,808 --> 00:17:07,645 The weed's all gone, does that mean you were able to sell it? 368 00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:11,585 Yeah I sort of... sold it... at half price... 369 00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,984 to Tolkien's dad across the street. 370 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,867 - What?! - You were gone! 371 00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:18,203 Tolkien's dad said he'd buy all the weed 372 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,277 and I figured that's what we should do! 373 00:17:20,282 --> 00:17:23,151 So you mean that right now everyone down at the Irish bar 374 00:17:23,156 --> 00:17:25,718 is enjoying my special and they don't even know it?! 375 00:17:25,723 --> 00:17:27,556 Randy, I'm sorr... 376 00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:31,825 Come on, let's go! 377 00:17:35,024 --> 00:17:36,926 Thank you! Thank you! 378 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,163 Thanks for choosing Credigree Weed! 379 00:17:39,168 --> 00:17:42,140 Stop right there, you piece a shit! 380 00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:45,714 Is everyone enjoying the special?! 381 00:17:45,948 --> 00:17:48,359 Randy... I-I thought you were in jail. 382 00:17:48,364 --> 00:17:50,366 Oh, yes, so did a lot of people. 383 00:17:50,371 --> 00:17:52,624 But you see there's just one thing wrong. 384 00:17:52,629 --> 00:17:55,367 This isn't Credigree Weed's special. 385 00:17:56,104 --> 00:17:58,639 It's moine. 386 00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:01,945 Babe! That's how you got so much weed?! 387 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,942 I used both. 388 00:18:03,947 --> 00:18:08,419 You see?! This is what happens when you appropriate a culture! 389 00:18:08,424 --> 00:18:11,492 It's sort of your special and it's sort of not your special... 390 00:18:11,497 --> 00:18:13,599 And nobody knows whose special it is. 391 00:18:14,249 --> 00:18:17,595 I guess I just let the holiday go to my head. 392 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,367 - But I learned that... - No! No no no no no! 393 00:18:19,372 --> 00:18:21,046 You don't get to say what you learned 394 00:18:21,051 --> 00:18:22,653 'cause it's not your special! 395 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:26,015 This holiday is about Tegridy. 396 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,289 Oh my God! It's him! 397 00:18:28,294 --> 00:18:30,234 It's the sexual predator! 398 00:18:31,356 --> 00:18:33,749 - What, what, he's here?! - Uh oh! 399 00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:35,138 Stop right there! 400 00:18:43,692 --> 00:18:45,124 There he is, get him! 401 00:18:45,129 --> 00:18:46,864 Wahggh! 402 00:18:48,971 --> 00:18:50,757 Freeze! 403 00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:52,030 Ahghggh! 404 00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:58,288 Don't move, Weinstein, you've got nowhere else to go! 405 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:05,468 Leave the child alone... 406 00:19:18,102 --> 00:19:20,320 Ohh! 407 00:19:20,853 --> 00:19:22,945 Whoa-a-a! 408 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:25,486 It's him! It's St. Patrick! 409 00:19:26,302 --> 00:19:31,304 What... exactly is going on here. 410 00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:36,953 You've persecuted this little boy for grabbing people? 411 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,694 Why, it's ridiculous! 412 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:42,703 You've all besmirched a perfectly good white holiday. 413 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,777 Where we all like to get drunk and assault each other! 414 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,304 It's St. Patrick's Day! 415 00:19:48,309 --> 00:19:50,413 - Remember the reason for the season! - Oh, my God! 416 00:19:50,418 --> 00:19:51,553 Ooh! Hey! 417 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,421 Who wants a pinch? 418 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,262 Oh, yes, very nice! 419 00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:57,507 Hey, you can't do that, man! 420 00:19:57,512 --> 00:19:59,218 What do you mean I can't? 421 00:19:59,223 --> 00:20:01,273 Do you know what day it is?! 422 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,913 Ah, see, here we go. 423 00:20:03,918 --> 00:20:05,312 "Kiss me I'm Irish!" 424 00:20:05,598 --> 00:20:06,899 That's more like it! 425 00:20:08,057 --> 00:20:09,625 Oh, my God! 426 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:12,320 No, you bought the shirt, bitch! 427 00:20:12,614 --> 00:20:14,315 Come on, let's have a go! 428 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,765 It's me day! Take your dick out. 429 00:20:16,770 --> 00:20:18,437 Who wants him to take his dick out? 430 00:20:18,442 --> 00:20:20,177 I will not! 431 00:20:20,182 --> 00:20:24,195 What is this? Are you people all some kind of Scottish poofters? 432 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,636 Hey, that is a homophobic slur! 433 00:20:26,641 --> 00:20:29,304 You're calling me homophobic? 434 00:20:29,309 --> 00:20:32,760 Because I will gladly [BLEEP] any man here. 435 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,562 We celebrate St. Patrick's Day for four simple reasons. 436 00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:39,054 I. Love. To. [BLEEP]. 437 00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:42,859 Wow, St. Patrick, wow. You're a real jerk. 438 00:20:42,864 --> 00:20:45,867 Yeah, what a creep. Come on girls, let's go. 439 00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:47,761 To hell with him and to hell with this 440 00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:50,068 Tegridy Weed St. Patrick's Day Special. 441 00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:53,069 Aw... Aww! 442 00:20:53,074 --> 00:20:55,288 Where is everybody going? 443 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:58,281 This party [BLEEP] sucks! 444 00:20:58,429 --> 00:21:01,399 Doesn't anybody want a pinch? 445 00:21:11,031 --> 00:21:13,124 The party is over... 446 00:21:13,307 --> 00:21:15,342 A new day has come... 447 00:21:15,756 --> 00:21:19,827 And now... St. Patrick's Day, the only holiday left 448 00:21:19,832 --> 00:21:22,046 where white people could celebrate a culture... 449 00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:23,781 has been cancelled. 450 00:21:24,019 --> 00:21:25,654 And as for the mysterious, 451 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:29,054 sexually charged being who groped and assaulted so many. 452 00:21:29,059 --> 00:21:33,129 He... is doing five years community service. 453 00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:37,476 Once again... I shoulda never listened 454 00:21:37,481 --> 00:21:39,085 to what they told me in church. 455 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:44,660 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com