1 00:00:00,982 --> 00:00:02,835 Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:04,953 This city is an assault on my senses. 3 00:00:05,215 --> 00:00:07,320 Who the hell is Galvan/Powell Group? 4 00:00:07,325 --> 00:00:09,439 You have no idea who you are dealing with. 5 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:11,011 Constellation Ursa Major. 6 00:00:11,016 --> 00:00:13,133 That is where we will find Goliath. 7 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,227 People already think Patience is a murder town. 8 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:17,708 You want them to think it's an alien town too? 9 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,889 Jessup is trying to build a five-star resort. 10 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,471 Who says it's gotta be Jessup? 11 00:00:21,476 --> 00:00:23,148 That Grady property up on the ridge 12 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:24,720 is beggin' to be developed. 13 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:25,953 I think you're pregnant. 14 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:27,963 When you're ready, it'll be there. 15 00:00:27,968 --> 00:00:29,547 - Dr. Smallwood... - He's trying to fire you. 16 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,292 And now we officially have no doctor. 17 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:33,158 Dr. Vanderspeigle is our only real candidate. 18 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:34,710 He has a birthday comin' up. 19 00:00:35,377 --> 00:00:37,510 The alien we went to see was dead. 20 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:39,517 Goliath held out for as long as he could. 21 00:00:39,522 --> 00:00:41,750 - But he gave birth to an egg. - No! 22 00:00:41,755 --> 00:00:43,212 And now it's in Harry's bag. 23 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,352 Do you even know when it will hatch? 24 00:00:45,357 --> 00:00:47,033 Surprise! 25 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:13,947 So where is this alien ball, 26 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:16,884 and how do I know that video wasn't a fake? 27 00:01:17,006 --> 00:01:18,485 You're gonna have to trust me. 28 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:21,150 Last time I saw you, I was going to have you killed. 29 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:24,823 Seems like trusting you is moving backwards. 30 00:01:26,641 --> 00:01:28,556 I want to see it. 31 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,689 What do you want? 32 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:48,325 I give you the ball, I get my life back... 33 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,692 Honorable discharge, full pension. 34 00:01:51,697 --> 00:01:53,523 Nobody trying to... 35 00:02:15,686 --> 00:02:18,540 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 36 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,575 Get out of my house! 37 00:02:21,563 --> 00:02:24,019 Happy Birthday, Dr. Vanderspeigle. 38 00:02:24,024 --> 00:02:25,440 Glad to have you back in Patience. 39 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,011 Wow, Harry. It's a surprise party. 40 00:02:28,016 --> 00:02:30,115 That's right. Honoring the birthday 41 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,558 of one of our town's most esteemed residents, 42 00:02:32,563 --> 00:02:33,722 Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle. 43 00:02:33,727 --> 00:02:35,846 Here's to another trip around the Sun, Dr. V. 44 00:02:36,152 --> 00:02:37,718 By the way, the break and enter was Ben's idea. 45 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:40,290 Ah, now, now. No breaking, just entering. 46 00:02:40,295 --> 00:02:41,591 The door was unlocked. 47 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:42,854 Yeah, after you climbed through the window 48 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:43,922 and unlocked it. 49 00:02:43,927 --> 00:02:46,204 Out of respect for our wonderful friend... 50 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,316 Nay, our partner, really... 51 00:02:48,321 --> 00:02:51,394 Who deserves to be celebrated for, if nothing else, 52 00:02:51,399 --> 00:02:52,464 his kindness. 53 00:02:52,469 --> 00:02:55,566 You are all trespassing and should be in prison. 54 00:02:56,707 --> 00:02:58,496 - He's jokin'. - No he's not. 55 00:02:58,501 --> 00:02:59,788 Thanks for the heads-up. 56 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,349 I wasn't invited. I'm just hungry. 57 00:03:01,354 --> 00:03:02,821 Here, let me grab this for you. 58 00:03:02,826 --> 00:03:04,391 No! I can put that away! 59 00:03:04,396 --> 00:03:06,844 Ah, no way. No worrying about luggage for you. 60 00:03:08,303 --> 00:03:09,739 Whoa, close call there. 61 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:12,187 All right, let's get the festivities started. 62 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,764 I do not like having people at my house uninvited. 63 00:03:15,769 --> 00:03:17,858 Well, now you know how Earth felt when you got here. 64 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:20,413 Okay, I'll get rid of everyone. 65 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,027 Just take that thing downstairs. 66 00:03:22,032 --> 00:03:23,907 Only half of it is "thing." 67 00:03:24,299 --> 00:03:26,039 The other half is alien. 68 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:30,596 Sure. 69 00:03:30,758 --> 00:03:32,990 Oh, Dr. Vanderspeigle, how was your trip? 70 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:35,084 I heard you went to a medical conference in New York. 71 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:37,560 Yes, I went to an art party, 72 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:40,165 and took illegal drugs. 73 00:03:40,461 --> 00:03:42,304 You know, I went to an art party once. 74 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,701 Well, it wasn't an art party. 75 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:44,959 It was... I guess you could call that art... 76 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,269 Do you have a pet spider? 77 00:03:46,274 --> 00:03:47,766 Because it's in your hair. 78 00:03:47,771 --> 00:03:49,049 - What? - Yeah. 79 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,938 - Oh. - No, no, no. 80 00:03:50,943 --> 00:03:52,357 - No. No. - Yes. 81 00:03:52,469 --> 00:03:53,527 Where is it? 82 00:03:53,532 --> 00:03:55,191 It is gone now. 83 00:03:55,227 --> 00:03:57,098 What? 84 00:03:57,149 --> 00:04:00,027 Mm-mm. Nope. 85 00:04:06,241 --> 00:04:07,329 So when you gonna ask Dr. V 86 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,009 to be the town doctor, Ben? 87 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,729 I don't know what you're talking about. 88 00:04:11,772 --> 00:04:13,423 Come on, man. This is what this is all about. 89 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:14,819 You're wooing him. Look. 90 00:04:14,824 --> 00:04:16,956 Word of advice: get him drunk before you ask him. 91 00:04:16,961 --> 00:04:18,310 It'll help smooth the woo. 92 00:04:18,315 --> 00:04:19,838 I'm just showing appreciation. 93 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,671 There's... there's no woo. 94 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:23,263 Hey, Ben. 95 00:04:23,268 --> 00:04:25,705 Thanks for pulling all this together. 96 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:28,485 Um, Harry's not really feeling very well, 97 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:30,582 so maybe we could do this another night. 98 00:04:30,587 --> 00:04:31,836 Ah, can't. 99 00:04:31,841 --> 00:04:35,020 It's a special night for Harry, and if he's not feeling well, 100 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,314 then by golly, we will nurse him back to health 101 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,429 together as a town. 102 00:04:38,434 --> 00:04:39,478 We're stayin'. 103 00:04:39,883 --> 00:04:41,493 Woo... 104 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,212 - Ben, that's very... - Excuse me. 105 00:04:46,368 --> 00:04:48,065 Kay. An alien baby kills you, 106 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,941 it's not my fault. 107 00:04:52,811 --> 00:04:55,978 I do not understand why humans celebrate their births. 108 00:04:56,173 --> 00:04:58,515 Everyone who is alive has been born. 109 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,086 It is not special. 110 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:03,385 A birthday party is just a participation trophy. 111 00:05:05,527 --> 00:05:08,921 It's my grandmother's secret deviled egg recipe. 112 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,994 I snuck into her desk and stole it when I was ten. 113 00:05:11,999 --> 00:05:13,433 She's hated me ever since. 114 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,788 Mmm. Well, these are insane. 115 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,709 I mean, it's horrible to lose your grandmother, but worth it. 116 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:21,098 Last Christmas, she said she hopes she dies soon 117 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:24,236 so she can haunt me and steal my soul. 118 00:05:24,397 --> 00:05:26,064 She holds a grudge. 119 00:05:26,343 --> 00:05:29,619 Mm, not for me. I'm not a fan of yolk mixtures 120 00:05:29,624 --> 00:05:32,157 or having my soul taken by an angry ghost. 121 00:05:32,162 --> 00:05:33,328 Just try one. 122 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,286 I would, but I said no. 123 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,921 ? Know that I'll be coming right back ? 124 00:05:38,926 --> 00:05:40,683 ? Tomorrow's dream ? 125 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:43,064 Fine, yeah. I'll, uh, have a bite. 126 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:49,779 Oh, my God. Mmm. 127 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:52,171 It's a delicate farm in my mouth. 128 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:54,310 - Mmm. - No. 129 00:05:54,315 --> 00:05:55,915 - You doubted them. - I didn't doubt it. 130 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,160 You don't deserve a second one. 131 00:05:57,165 --> 00:05:58,916 - No, I do. - The second one 132 00:05:58,921 --> 00:06:00,093 is even better somehow. 133 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,752 It's like I can taste the farmer's wife 134 00:06:01,757 --> 00:06:03,900 calling her family in for supper, like... 135 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,190 Mmm. 136 00:06:05,273 --> 00:06:06,866 "Comin', Mama." 137 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:08,977 Mmm. 138 00:06:08,982 --> 00:06:10,636 "I'm comin'." 139 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:13,634 But I wanna taste farm supper... 140 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:18,353 - What did you do with it? - It is in the bunker. 141 00:06:18,358 --> 00:06:19,533 It is safe. 142 00:06:19,538 --> 00:06:21,174 Glad the alien in the cellar is safe. 143 00:06:21,179 --> 00:06:23,465 Harry, what if it hatches down there? 144 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:28,116 Mm, alien babies have a big appetite 145 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:32,125 - for high-calorie junky food. - Uh-huh. 146 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:35,395 There's nothing more junky than a human. 147 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:37,179 We are in danger. 148 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:39,097 We have to get everyone out of here. 149 00:06:39,101 --> 00:06:40,526 Make yourself look sick. 150 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:41,570 Oh, that's good. 151 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,446 Yes. Good. 152 00:06:43,451 --> 00:06:45,487 I have not done anything yet. 153 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:46,841 Oh. 154 00:06:46,846 --> 00:06:48,148 Sorry. 155 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,410 It's good, though. 156 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:54,278 Oh, there he is! 157 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:58,307 ? For he's a jolly good fellow ? 158 00:06:58,312 --> 00:07:05,158 ? For he's a jolly good fellow ? 159 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:07,528 ? Which nobody can deny ? 160 00:07:07,533 --> 00:07:08,558 All right. 161 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:10,908 You think I am a good fellow? 162 00:07:10,913 --> 00:07:12,028 And jolly. 163 00:07:12,033 --> 00:07:13,949 - And so sick... sick. - Mm. 164 00:07:13,954 --> 00:07:17,219 Sick... of being alone, maybe. 165 00:07:17,224 --> 00:07:18,488 It's your birthday. 166 00:07:18,493 --> 00:07:19,656 It is your special day. 167 00:07:19,661 --> 00:07:21,666 All this is for you. 168 00:07:21,671 --> 00:07:22,801 Plus, cake. 169 00:07:22,806 --> 00:07:24,681 If, uh, Jay ever shows up with it. 170 00:07:24,686 --> 00:07:26,201 Can it be pie? 171 00:07:26,206 --> 00:07:27,207 - No. - Pie it is. 172 00:07:27,212 --> 00:07:29,884 I feel better! You can stay. 173 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,708 You sure, Doc? You still look kind of pale. 174 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,931 It is my Dutch skin. 175 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:36,760 You hear that everyone? Our good cheer has cured him. 176 00:07:36,843 --> 00:07:38,540 I'm gonna get that pie for you. 177 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:39,894 Great. I have enough eggs to last 178 00:07:39,899 --> 00:07:41,804 all night, but we may need more ice, 179 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,676 because if they don't stay chilled, they go south fast. 180 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,552 I got you, Deputy. You got ice down 181 00:07:45,557 --> 00:07:46,872 in that meat freezer of yours, right? 182 00:07:46,876 --> 00:07:48,642 Do not go down there. 183 00:07:48,647 --> 00:07:52,205 The floor's cracked, and if you step on it, 184 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:55,493 you'll break your mama's back. Here. 185 00:07:59,071 --> 00:08:01,124 What'd he say about my mama? 186 00:08:01,634 --> 00:08:03,565 Today is all about celebrating 187 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,441 the birth of a man I murdered 188 00:08:05,524 --> 00:08:07,569 and threw in the frozen lake. 189 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:10,431 Ice seems appropriate. 190 00:08:11,007 --> 00:08:12,443 Sulfur. 191 00:08:23,918 --> 00:08:26,014 Hello? 192 00:08:27,308 --> 00:08:28,309 Oh... 193 00:08:35,037 --> 00:08:37,163 Wow, soda. 194 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:39,257 You handling heavy machinery later? 195 00:08:39,262 --> 00:08:40,771 Right, you were out of town. We haven't talked. 196 00:08:40,775 --> 00:08:42,342 I stopped drinking. 197 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:43,548 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 198 00:08:43,553 --> 00:08:44,949 - Since when? - 1:00. 199 00:08:44,954 --> 00:08:46,986 - Last night? - This afternoon. 200 00:08:46,991 --> 00:08:48,305 You gotta start somewhere. 201 00:08:48,309 --> 00:08:49,593 You know, been eating healthy... 202 00:08:49,598 --> 00:08:50,861 getting back in shape. 203 00:08:50,866 --> 00:08:52,619 Oh! I even started going to the gym again. 204 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,832 Wow, I love that. 205 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,051 Feels pretty good. 206 00:08:56,014 --> 00:08:58,897 Hey, still waiting on a invite to come here tonight. 207 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,410 Email not a thing anymore? 208 00:09:01,492 --> 00:09:02,819 Open wide. 209 00:09:02,824 --> 00:09:04,147 - Hey hun. - Hey. 210 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:05,619 You, uh, having fun? 211 00:09:05,624 --> 00:09:07,242 Yeah. Um, are they gonna do 212 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,478 anything about that sulfur smell? 213 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:10,550 I'm gonna barf. 214 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:13,155 I don't smell anything. 215 00:09:13,723 --> 00:09:15,593 Hey, uh, remember when you were pregnant, 216 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,992 and you had that sense of smell like a superhero? 217 00:09:18,074 --> 00:09:19,989 Hope you're not pregnant. 218 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,616 Could you imagine? 219 00:09:21,621 --> 00:09:23,209 Yeah, right? 220 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,385 Mmm, I'm gonna get 221 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:25,865 some sweet gherkins. You want anything? 222 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,131 Oh, sure don't. 223 00:09:28,532 --> 00:09:30,132 Sure don't. 224 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,291 This is a problem. 225 00:09:32,296 --> 00:09:35,717 Even at birth, my alien kind is very strong and agile. 226 00:09:35,722 --> 00:09:37,838 That thing could be anywhere by now. 227 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:41,412 If it were a fully human baby, it would be much easier. 228 00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:44,187 Human infants are the only mammal whose main attribute 229 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,863 is helplessly flopping. 230 00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:48,735 Need some help with that ice down there, Doc? 231 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:49,741 No. 232 00:09:49,746 --> 00:09:52,571 I am good at ice-carrying. 233 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,904 You sure? I'll come down and help. 234 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,383 No, no! 235 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,477 I want to carry it myself. 236 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,144 Ice feels good on my nipples. 237 00:10:13,651 --> 00:10:15,740 Thanks, Doc. Damn, you smell like sulfur. 238 00:10:15,846 --> 00:10:17,655 What, you have an outhouse party down there? 239 00:10:17,871 --> 00:10:18,897 No. 240 00:10:18,902 --> 00:10:20,402 It is not sulfur. 241 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,143 What are you, crazy? 242 00:10:22,148 --> 00:10:25,441 It is the deputy's eggs. They are stinky. 243 00:10:25,446 --> 00:10:26,708 Well, that makes sense. 244 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,497 Yeah, those things are delicious but deadly. 245 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,964 You gotta stop at two, or it's like eating a butt gun. 246 00:10:31,647 --> 00:10:35,394 I would not fire a gun made out of butts. 247 00:10:36,675 --> 00:10:40,896 The mayonnaise is homemade, and I mix the yolks by hand. 248 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,375 - Mm. - And I don't use 249 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,839 canola oil like most people. 250 00:10:44,943 --> 00:10:46,205 The key is olive oil. 251 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,212 It really brings out the eggy flavor. 252 00:10:48,217 --> 00:10:50,527 Mm. Yum. 253 00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:52,655 - Just... excuse me. - Okay. 254 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:54,082 - Just one second. - Okay. 255 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,822 I'm serious. If you're wearing nurse scrubs 256 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,611 and you're running, stores will pretty much 257 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,924 let you take anything for free. Uh-huh. 258 00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,523 Yeah. Of course. 259 00:11:45,983 --> 00:11:47,745 No, sorry, anything. 260 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,666 Okay, so I marked all the military installations 261 00:11:50,671 --> 00:11:52,629 where they could be holding the alien ball. 262 00:11:52,804 --> 00:11:55,710 I circled the underground ones nobody knows about. 263 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,456 Ben's throwing a surprise birthday party for Dr. V., 264 00:11:58,461 --> 00:11:59,938 but he's just doing that to trick him 265 00:11:59,942 --> 00:12:01,803 into being town doctor again. 266 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,635 It's this big secret. 267 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,640 Yeah. I told everyone. 268 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,031 Town doctor? 269 00:12:08,114 --> 00:12:09,593 What happened to Dr. Ethan? 270 00:12:09,601 --> 00:12:11,687 He left town the night the Men in Black were here. 271 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,119 You mean the night you told the Men in Black 272 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,604 Dr. Ethan was the alien? 273 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,784 Yeah, that night. 274 00:12:15,789 --> 00:12:18,281 Guess Dr. Ethan just didn't like it here. 275 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:22,690 - Is your brain in your butt? - I hope not. 276 00:12:22,695 --> 00:12:24,656 Don't you realize what happened? 277 00:12:24,739 --> 00:12:26,828 The Men in Black took Dr. Ethan. 278 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,830 As soon as they figure out he's human, 279 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,706 they'll know the alien is still in Patience 280 00:12:30,711 --> 00:12:32,398 and come back looking for him. 281 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,049 We have to go to that party and warn Asta. 282 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,757 How? We have a babysitter. 283 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:41,103 We'll get her to fall asleep. 284 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,631 I know what to do. 285 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:45,734 Same way my Aunt Azadeh conks out when she visits. 286 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,914 - Sleeping pills? - No... 287 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,418 calm-voiced nature videos. 288 00:12:54,561 --> 00:12:55,988 What you gonna do with all them pickles? 289 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,428 Uh, those are not pickles. 290 00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:58,782 Those are sweet gherkins, 291 00:12:58,787 --> 00:13:00,252 or, uh, cornichons. 292 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,694 Did you just correct me on how to say a pickle? 293 00:13:02,776 --> 00:13:05,376 No. I'm just sayin'. 294 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,923 I'm gonna get some punch. 295 00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:10,872 - Hey, how's the punch? - It fell. 296 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,220 What? 297 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,220 What? 298 00:13:16,853 --> 00:13:18,329 What? 299 00:13:18,744 --> 00:13:20,227 What? 300 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,226 - Oh, no. - Huh? 301 00:13:24,231 --> 00:13:25,667 I didn't... 302 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,306 It's pretty, huh? 303 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,368 Yeah, it's amazing. 304 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,208 I used to spend a lot of time here 305 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,344 when you were dating Harry. 306 00:13:43,349 --> 00:13:45,699 Oh, yeah. I wouldn't call it dating. 307 00:13:45,704 --> 00:13:47,488 It was really more of a drive-by. 308 00:13:49,774 --> 00:13:52,035 So any exciting news? 309 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,329 No, I haven't taken the test yet. 310 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,602 If I take the test and it's positive, 311 00:13:58,824 --> 00:14:00,695 then I'm pregnant. 312 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,121 Yeah, that's not how it works. 313 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,848 You know, I was just talking to Harry about New York. 314 00:14:08,892 --> 00:14:10,932 All I could think about was how exciting it would be 315 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,532 to live there, you know? 316 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,884 The art shows, the theatre, all of it. 317 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,610 Why can't that be my life? 318 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,535 I don't know. Why can't it? 319 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:22,252 Because I'm stuck here, 320 00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:24,171 pushing out babies like a stray dog. 321 00:14:24,176 --> 00:14:26,308 Ugh... the ones with all the nipples? 322 00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:28,950 - So many nipples. - Huge, huge nipples. 323 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,871 You adopt one, it turns over. Nipple. 324 00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:40,276 Come on. 325 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,142 Let's go pee on a stick. 326 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,314 Hold your breath. 327 00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:44,919 Liv just brought out a new tray of eggs. 328 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:48,975 Ugh. 329 00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:51,668 The size of the bull elk's antlers 330 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:55,329 depends on how much sunlight the elk gets. 331 00:14:55,665 --> 00:15:00,712 Here, this elk basks in the warm rays of the midday sun. 332 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:05,725 A full-sized male's antlers can grow up to an inch per day 333 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,738 during the summer months. 334 00:15:07,743 --> 00:15:10,344 They're typically fully grown by mid-August. 335 00:15:10,349 --> 00:15:12,657 If he is able to... 336 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,707 Hey! 337 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:14,722 Where are you going? 338 00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:16,099 - Bike ride? - Taking out the garbage! 339 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:18,345 Just come home before your parents get back. 340 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,196 No drugs! 341 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,993 - She's a horrible babysitter. - Yeah. 342 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,542 Ooh... 343 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,874 What the hell? 344 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,554 Hmm. 345 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,525 - Harry? - No, just me. 346 00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:03,827 - Just me in here peein'. - Sorry. 347 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,233 God, I can't hold the stick. My hand's shaking too much. 348 00:16:07,238 --> 00:16:08,617 Okay, give it to me. I'll hold it. I'll hold it. 349 00:16:08,621 --> 00:16:10,051 - You sure? - Yeah. 350 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,163 Okay, it's in position. Go. 351 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,925 And you just pissed on my hand. 352 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,639 There you are. What are you doing? 353 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:33,336 I am enjoying my birthday candy. 354 00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:36,294 Have you checked on the egg? 355 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,775 'Cause if there's any chance that it will hatch, 356 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,762 we have to get everyone out of this party right now. 357 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,131 The party cannot end. There is pie coming. 358 00:16:42,213 --> 00:16:44,128 Do not worry. The baby will not hatch. 359 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:48,007 It is definitely still inside of its shell. 360 00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:51,846 Nowhere else! 361 00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:53,616 Okay. It's still a party, though, 362 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,097 so you can't just hide in the bedroom, 363 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,750 - or people will be suspicious. - Mm. 364 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:58,930 Come talk to someone, 365 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,542 and don't be weird. 366 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,718 And here we go. 367 00:17:03,902 --> 00:17:07,331 I will talk to Dan because he has food. 368 00:17:08,802 --> 00:17:10,282 And that is not weird. 369 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,214 Hi, Dan. 370 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:19,207 Here is some money for my meal, 371 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:24,194 and I'll also take a side of fries at the table. 372 00:17:38,104 --> 00:17:39,252 Really sorry about that. 373 00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:40,924 Oh, don't worry. 374 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,538 I've been peed on before. 375 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,106 I have too. 376 00:17:44,111 --> 00:17:45,764 I kind of like it. 377 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,249 I was talking about a frog I picked up when I was a kid. 378 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,633 Yeah, frogs. 379 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:50,677 Me too. 380 00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:53,458 Oh. 381 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,463 Time's up. 382 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,960 Shit. 383 00:18:07,871 --> 00:18:10,171 Congratulations. 384 00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:12,347 You gonna tell Ben the good news? 385 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,299 Not until I'm convinced it's good news. 386 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,624 Why? If you get overwhelmed, 387 00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:21,312 just think back on a time when life was simple, 388 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,666 and you were just a woman 389 00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:24,054 pissin' on another woman. 390 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,454 You got this, Hawthorne. 391 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,337 You're not gonna believe it. 392 00:18:41,342 --> 00:18:44,475 Eugena Plunkett came in, saying she saw a UFO 393 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,352 a couple of months ago in Patience. 394 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,627 - Can you imagine? - That seems... crazy. 395 00:18:50,632 --> 00:18:53,306 Remember that camping trip when we were kids, 396 00:18:53,311 --> 00:18:56,880 like when Ben saw something, and he ran, and everyone 397 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,394 followed him, and I stayed back by the fire? 398 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,940 Yeah, I think so. 399 00:19:00,945 --> 00:19:03,281 But he didn't see anything, right? 400 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,313 - No. - No. 401 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:08,059 Yeah. No. 402 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,476 But I did. 403 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:11,976 Really? 404 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,152 What? 405 00:19:14,441 --> 00:19:16,052 A UFO. 406 00:19:16,759 --> 00:19:20,328 A real-life UFO. 407 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,378 Don't you wanna believe... 408 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,293 that we're not alone, 409 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:27,542 like, that there's something bigger than us out there? 410 00:19:28,074 --> 00:19:30,903 Sure. Um, but not in Patience. 411 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,731 I mean, we just barely got a pizza place. 412 00:19:32,995 --> 00:19:35,331 I am sure there are not aliens here. 413 00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:38,277 You're probably right. 414 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:42,474 It's just fun to think about sometimes. 415 00:19:42,479 --> 00:19:43,630 - Hello. - Hello. 416 00:19:43,635 --> 00:19:47,534 Jay's here. Okay. 417 00:19:47,539 --> 00:19:48,879 Pretend like you're talking to me, would you? 418 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,101 I am talking to you. 419 00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:51,489 Right. Oh God. 420 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:54,275 I'm so... I just get so nervous when she's around. 421 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,625 I mean, I've been giving her space, you know? 422 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,718 But I'm... it just feels like it's been forever, 423 00:19:57,723 --> 00:19:59,200 and her 18th birthday is in two days. 424 00:19:59,204 --> 00:20:00,246 - Am I talking fast? - Mm-hmm. 425 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:03,122 Talking fast. She's driving now. 426 00:20:03,127 --> 00:20:04,998 Yeah, she's our best customer. 427 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,201 We've given her, like, six tickets. 428 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,121 Oh. I'm so sorry. 429 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,622 Mm-mm. Breathe. 430 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,342 Okay. 431 00:20:13,611 --> 00:20:14,826 - Yeah. - She's coming. 432 00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,815 - She's on her way. - Don't pass out. 433 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,045 - Hi. - Hey, how are you? 434 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,094 How are you? 435 00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:23,483 I'm good. 436 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:28,352 Um, so my birthday's coming up, which you know. 437 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,746 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was there. 438 00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:36,186 Yeah, so... look, I was wondering if you might want 439 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,106 to do something that day. 440 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,815 Just, um... Just you and me. 441 00:20:42,235 --> 00:20:44,281 - Really? - Yeah, you know... 442 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,588 just, like, lunch or something. 443 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,677 It's no big deal. Just hang out. 444 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:49,987 Uh... 445 00:20:49,992 --> 00:20:51,863 I would love that. 446 00:20:52,346 --> 00:20:54,335 Okay. Um, great. 447 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,232 Pick me up at the diner at 1:00? 448 00:20:56,237 --> 00:20:59,034 Maybe we can check out that new Mexican place? 449 00:20:59,307 --> 00:21:00,781 I can't wait. 450 00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:04,432 Okay. Um, I'm gonna go... 451 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,782 I'm gonna go eat as much food as I can 452 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,875 before Mr. Hawthorne kicks me out. 453 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,665 Sure. Cool. 454 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,572 Hey, are you okay? 455 00:21:36,577 --> 00:21:38,448 Yeah, I'm great. 456 00:21:39,829 --> 00:21:41,700 I just need to pee. 457 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,879 Let me in. I know you're upset. 458 00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:06,124 I'm fine. Just... sneezed. 459 00:22:06,129 --> 00:22:08,109 Um, have you seen Harry? 460 00:22:08,114 --> 00:22:09,234 Don't be too self-conscious. 461 00:22:09,239 --> 00:22:10,882 I had a bunch of them eggs too. 462 00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:12,679 You get in line. I'ma be a while. 463 00:22:12,745 --> 00:22:14,864 Don't stand by the door neither, a'ight? 464 00:22:15,309 --> 00:22:16,766 You're the one that said not to be self-conscious... 465 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,380 Get away from the damn door! 466 00:22:18,385 --> 00:22:20,403 - I still see your feet! - All right. 467 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,040 Ow. 468 00:22:27,622 --> 00:22:28,960 Looking for something? 469 00:22:28,965 --> 00:22:30,740 I wanted to heat up pie. 470 00:22:30,745 --> 00:22:33,661 The baby hatched, and you knew it! 471 00:22:33,950 --> 00:22:36,267 What? This is news to me. 472 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:38,613 How did you not tell me this sooner? 473 00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:40,671 Stop it. I saw it in the bathroom! 474 00:22:41,075 --> 00:22:42,704 And it has teeth! 475 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:45,059 What kind of baby has teeth? 476 00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:46,664 Oh, an alien baby. 477 00:22:46,676 --> 00:22:51,333 They're very good at ripping things... or people. 478 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,192 Everyone! We have to leave the house! 479 00:22:55,978 --> 00:22:57,226 No. No, no. 480 00:22:57,231 --> 00:22:58,284 I saw it run outside. 481 00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:01,786 Everyone, we need to stay inside the house! 482 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,573 - Harry... - We should keep everyone together. 483 00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:09,034 Outside is not safe. 484 00:23:14,204 --> 00:23:17,164 Now, any cop that's ever been a cop in D.C. 485 00:23:17,169 --> 00:23:18,618 is there, right? Which is just... 486 00:23:18,623 --> 00:23:21,278 That's just the way it is at Kelly's when a cop retires. 487 00:23:21,743 --> 00:23:23,092 So the next thing you know, 488 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,876 we hear all these people screaming, right? 489 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:25,839 We don't know what's going on. 490 00:23:25,844 --> 00:23:27,139 Did a fight break out, you know? 491 00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:29,146 Who knows? And I look, 492 00:23:29,151 --> 00:23:32,633 and parting the sea of bodies is a goat. 493 00:23:32,638 --> 00:23:34,756 - What? - Jesse had snuck a goat 494 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,622 into the bar and just let it loose. 495 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,758 See, now that was Jesse! 496 00:23:41,438 --> 00:23:43,266 Good to see you laughin'. 497 00:23:43,504 --> 00:23:45,419 Hey Dad, can I talk to you for a second? 498 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,512 Okay. 499 00:23:46,517 --> 00:23:48,250 Oh, and this other time... 500 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:51,102 The alien baby hatched. 501 00:23:51,107 --> 00:23:52,238 It's loose! 502 00:23:52,243 --> 00:23:53,428 Is that a bad thing? 503 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,844 It's not a good thing. 504 00:23:54,849 --> 00:23:57,048 Keep everyone together, and don't let anyone outside, okay? 505 00:23:57,052 --> 00:23:58,453 Harry's really worried. 506 00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:01,844 - He doesn't look worried. - Huh? 507 00:24:02,783 --> 00:24:05,482 I do not like this gift. 508 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,353 Didn't I, uh, give you that last Christmas? 509 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:09,578 Well, maybe if someone had invited me, 510 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:10,835 I'd have time to shop. 511 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,610 Plus, it smells like doo-doo, baby. 512 00:24:15,361 --> 00:24:17,878 Harry, can I ask you a quick question about the pie? 513 00:24:17,883 --> 00:24:20,105 The mayor gives cheap gifts. 514 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,402 Oh, actually he worked pretty hard on that. 515 00:24:22,407 --> 00:24:25,573 Not cheap. Uh, it happens to be beeswax, 516 00:24:25,578 --> 00:24:28,430 - nature's gold. - Isn't gold nature's gold? 517 00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:29,637 Not to Ben. 518 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:30,991 What if it's outside? 519 00:24:30,996 --> 00:24:32,770 Then maybe we should stay here. 520 00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:34,473 And if we're going to stay here, 521 00:24:34,478 --> 00:24:35,914 we should open presents. 522 00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:37,777 - Asta! Asta! - Yeah, do not go outside. 523 00:24:37,781 --> 00:24:38,899 Asta! 524 00:24:38,904 --> 00:24:40,865 We should stay inside while we can't go outside. 525 00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,306 - Come on! - Come on! 526 00:24:43,868 --> 00:24:46,044 - Let's go to the other window. - Yeah. 527 00:24:54,269 --> 00:24:56,228 Cool, a raccoon! 528 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:58,224 Aw, look at the cute little... 529 00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:02,887 What the? 530 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,537 Do you know what this means? 531 00:25:10,895 --> 00:25:12,704 Raccoon bones don't taste good? 532 00:25:12,709 --> 00:25:15,117 Harry is breeding alien babies. 533 00:25:17,158 --> 00:25:19,382 How long do I have to keep everybody here for? 534 00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:21,215 I mean, is it safe outside? 535 00:25:21,404 --> 00:25:24,218 Did the "humalien" thing run away? 536 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,530 I do not know what the alien will do. 537 00:25:26,535 --> 00:25:28,319 It is a hybrid. 538 00:25:28,324 --> 00:25:31,685 The alien part of it will want to come back when it is hungry. 539 00:25:31,690 --> 00:25:33,048 It will know there is food here. 540 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,360 You mean us, right? 541 00:25:35,365 --> 00:25:37,274 No, of course not. 542 00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:40,800 It will want to eat the egg sack that it was born in. 543 00:25:40,805 --> 00:25:42,372 Okay. 544 00:25:42,377 --> 00:25:44,118 Then us. 545 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,278 - Jesus. - I'll go downstairs 546 00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:51,071 and look for it, and maybe snack on the sack. 547 00:25:51,231 --> 00:25:53,459 - Ew. - I need something savory. 548 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:57,120 You know, about it maybe eating us thing... 549 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:59,255 you got bullets for those guns? 550 00:26:00,161 --> 00:26:01,380 They're all loaded. 551 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:04,045 The real me was redneck-y. 552 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:11,352 Hey Dan. Uh... 553 00:26:11,357 --> 00:26:13,741 I've been carrying around some of Jesse's ashes with me 554 00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:14,964 for a while now, right? 555 00:26:14,969 --> 00:26:17,305 I'm thinkin' maybe it's time to let him go. 556 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,524 You know, spread his ashes. 557 00:26:18,529 --> 00:26:20,013 I love that idea. 558 00:26:20,095 --> 00:26:22,837 I think you'll be happier not carrying that weight around. 559 00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:24,273 Yeah. Well, we used to fish 560 00:26:24,278 --> 00:26:25,932 together a lot. So I thought about 561 00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:28,141 doing it here, on the lake. 562 00:26:28,146 --> 00:26:30,501 You know, maybe we have a little memorial for him. 563 00:26:30,584 --> 00:26:32,281 I'd love for you to be a part of it. 564 00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,936 I'd be honored. Anytime. 565 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:37,373 Great! All right, let's go. 566 00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:39,662 Uh, not now. 567 00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:41,817 Why not? 568 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,205 Too windy. 569 00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:45,778 Not good ash-spreading weather. 570 00:26:45,783 --> 00:26:47,763 Well, you the expert, right? 571 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,084 I'ma get me some food. 572 00:26:58,046 --> 00:26:59,874 Hey! Dr. V! 573 00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,623 Just, uh, thought I'd say hi. 574 00:27:01,628 --> 00:27:04,182 Wow, great work space. 575 00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:07,047 You, uh, you build birdhouses down here? 576 00:27:07,052 --> 00:27:08,801 You, uh, you're a tinkerer? 577 00:27:08,806 --> 00:27:10,193 You like to tinker? 578 00:27:10,198 --> 00:27:11,494 Yes. 579 00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:13,588 Sometimes it makes me shiver 580 00:27:13,593 --> 00:27:16,419 because of the warm urine leaving my body. 581 00:27:16,424 --> 00:27:18,162 Oh no, that's, uh... 582 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:22,474 Anyway, hey, um, 583 00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:25,295 wanted to talk to you about something. 584 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:29,130 Unfortunately, Dr. Smallwood has decided to retire, 585 00:27:29,135 --> 00:27:31,688 and we have found ourselves, once again, 586 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,173 without a town doctor. 587 00:27:33,254 --> 00:27:34,952 And, yes, I can see 588 00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:36,219 by the concern on your face 589 00:27:36,224 --> 00:27:37,734 that you understand what a difficult position 590 00:27:37,738 --> 00:27:38,739 this puts me in. 591 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,475 But you know what's even better? 592 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,961 Is you... returning 593 00:27:42,966 --> 00:27:44,883 as our town doctor. What do you think? 594 00:27:44,888 --> 00:27:46,703 I will consider it! 595 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,818 Oh! What the heck was that? 596 00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:52,552 It was an Earth animal. 597 00:27:55,276 --> 00:27:57,061 - It's a sick raccoon. - Mm-hmm. 598 00:27:57,066 --> 00:28:00,069 We should probably go away. 599 00:28:00,151 --> 00:28:01,239 Don't get close to it. 600 00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:03,415 Yep. Say no more. 601 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,595 - That's my cue. - Mm. 602 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,776 Uh, I'll go warn the others. 603 00:28:09,601 --> 00:28:11,385 Hello? 604 00:28:11,578 --> 00:28:12,952 Oh, hi. 605 00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,317 Really? That's amazing. 606 00:28:26,395 --> 00:28:28,223 You know, if those raccoons do have rabies, 607 00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:29,616 we should find them and take them somewhere. 608 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,487 Shit, I ain't messin' with no damn rabies. 609 00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:33,712 You know 100% of people who have rabies go insane, 610 00:28:33,717 --> 00:28:36,378 but only 20% of insane people have rabies? 611 00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:37,890 That's a Internet fact. 612 00:28:37,972 --> 00:28:39,147 Mmm. 613 00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:40,452 Oh. 614 00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:42,117 This stuff's pretty good. 615 00:28:42,497 --> 00:28:44,108 It's spicier than I remember. 616 00:28:45,903 --> 00:28:47,513 It's tangy. 617 00:28:47,594 --> 00:28:48,596 You know? 618 00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,750 - I'll have some of that. - Yeah. 619 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,597 Well, looks like New York's out of the picture. 620 00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:56,642 What? Why? 621 00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:58,258 Ben just got a call from some company 622 00:28:58,263 --> 00:29:00,091 that wants to put a resort here. 623 00:29:00,211 --> 00:29:01,778 Says he's gonna be mayor for decades. 624 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,789 Nobody's putting a resort here. 625 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:05,526 What are you talking about? 626 00:29:05,531 --> 00:29:06,741 I don't know. He says he took pictures 627 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,442 of the Grady land to sell them on the idea, 628 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:09,927 and now they want to do it. 629 00:29:09,932 --> 00:29:11,657 What? He said he was using 630 00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:13,490 those pictures for the town website. 631 00:29:14,971 --> 00:29:16,233 What? 632 00:29:16,238 --> 00:29:17,413 Excuse me. 633 00:29:20,352 --> 00:29:22,538 Hey, didn't realize you were still here. 634 00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:24,303 Yeah, just thought I'd grab something to eat. 635 00:29:24,484 --> 00:29:26,460 That was like an hour ago. 636 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:28,244 I guess I've been eating for an hour. 637 00:29:29,807 --> 00:29:31,286 - Huh. - Mm-hmm. 638 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,418 Didn't realize I hired Jughead 639 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:34,250 to deliver the cake. 640 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:35,943 Hey, what are you two talking about? 641 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:38,037 Oh, I was just catching up with D'arcy 642 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:40,262 about the pictures that you took for the resort. 643 00:29:40,267 --> 00:29:41,819 You know, the ones that you lied to me about, 644 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,784 that you said were for the "town website." 645 00:29:43,789 --> 00:29:46,170 Well, I plan on using those pictures for the town website 646 00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:48,050 as well, so... not a lie. 647 00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:49,439 Hey, uh, should I order more food? 648 00:29:49,444 --> 00:29:51,456 'Cause Jay is going through it like a lawnmower. 649 00:29:51,461 --> 00:29:53,487 Nope, you totally lied to me. 650 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:54,570 I mean, Jesus. 651 00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:56,533 We spent the whole day rock climbing, ATVing, 652 00:29:56,538 --> 00:29:57,966 what, so you could just bring in a resort 653 00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,261 and destroy the town? 654 00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:01,120 Uh, you went rock climbing? 655 00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:02,909 A little bit... small rock. 656 00:30:02,914 --> 00:30:05,412 So when I got home from my mom's, and I said, you know, 657 00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:07,491 "What have you been doing?" and you said, "Nothing," 658 00:30:07,496 --> 00:30:10,636 was "nothing" rock climbing with D'arcy? 659 00:30:10,641 --> 00:30:11,984 Uh... you know, I mean, 660 00:30:11,989 --> 00:30:15,198 isn't "nothing" kind of like a catchall expression? 661 00:30:15,203 --> 00:30:16,375 I mean, it really could mean lots of different things. 662 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,859 No. It means nothing. 663 00:30:17,864 --> 00:30:20,257 You know, what you and D'arcy did, it wasn't nothing. 664 00:30:20,262 --> 00:30:22,307 It was something, and for some reason, 665 00:30:22,312 --> 00:30:24,687 you just didn't tell me about it. 666 00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:26,037 I just didn't think it was a big deal. 667 00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:27,771 Oh shit. Uh, look. 668 00:30:27,776 --> 00:30:29,648 I hate to insert myself here, 669 00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:31,650 but it looks like Ben could use a little help, 670 00:30:31,655 --> 00:30:34,011 so just know D'arcy kissed Ben, 671 00:30:34,016 --> 00:30:35,133 not the other way around. 672 00:30:35,138 --> 00:30:37,108 He's a completely innocent bystander. 673 00:30:37,812 --> 00:30:39,528 You kissed Ben? 674 00:30:46,227 --> 00:30:49,086 What a fun development. You two kissed... 675 00:30:49,091 --> 00:30:50,752 - each other! - I told you to tell her 676 00:30:50,757 --> 00:30:52,106 about the kiss. 677 00:30:52,353 --> 00:30:53,745 You know, this is on me. 678 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:56,332 I was drunk and in a really horrible place. 679 00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:57,721 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done it. 680 00:30:57,725 --> 00:30:59,287 - It's not Ben's fault. - Well put. 681 00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:00,554 Well, if it wasn't your fault, 682 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:01,862 then why wouldn't you just tell me about it? 683 00:31:01,866 --> 00:31:03,247 I mean, then again, why would you? 684 00:31:03,252 --> 00:31:04,993 'Cause I'm only just now hearing about you putting 685 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:06,604 a stupid resort in town. 686 00:31:06,609 --> 00:31:07,735 What resort? 687 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,495 You can't put a resort in Patience. 688 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,386 See? I didn't tell anybody. 689 00:31:11,562 --> 00:31:13,954 Is this the resort you were talking about that Ben wanted? 690 00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,264 Yeah. I think it's a bad idea. 691 00:31:15,269 --> 00:31:16,438 So does my mom. 692 00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:18,133 I might've told Mike, thought he could keep a secret. 693 00:31:18,137 --> 00:31:19,660 You can't keep secrets from somebody 694 00:31:19,665 --> 00:31:21,136 who buys your bear claws every morning. 695 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,534 It took two bear claws to find out about the kiss. 696 00:31:23,539 --> 00:31:25,148 Why is everyone listening to this? 697 00:31:25,153 --> 00:31:28,284 'Cause you're having a public fight, and we have ears. 698 00:31:28,289 --> 00:31:29,362 I'm not having a fight. 699 00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:30,671 I am explaining to my wife 700 00:31:30,676 --> 00:31:32,711 why I didn't tell her about hanging out with D'arcy 701 00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:33,766 a couple nights ago. 702 00:31:33,771 --> 00:31:34,931 So you hung out at night too? 703 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,019 Okay, now it's a fight. 704 00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:37,199 I'm not fighting. 705 00:31:37,204 --> 00:31:38,945 I don't care if he hangs out with D'arcy. 706 00:31:38,950 --> 00:31:40,937 They're friends. I... I... 707 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,062 I just don't know why you wouldn't 708 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,510 just tell me about this. 709 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,639 After we left the Grady land, D'Arcy came back to the house. 710 00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:50,386 She found some weed that she had hid in Max's closet, 711 00:31:50,391 --> 00:31:51,566 and we smoked it. 712 00:31:51,571 --> 00:31:54,081 Wait, you hid pot in my son's closet? 713 00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:55,257 Yeah, but I hid it back in high school 714 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:56,475 when I was bangin' your husband. 715 00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:57,606 Ho, ho, ho... 716 00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,569 Thought it was time for a hard joke. 717 00:31:59,574 --> 00:32:00,652 - No. - No. 718 00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:02,050 Look, this is ridiculous. 719 00:32:02,055 --> 00:32:04,047 Nothing happened. She fell asleep. 720 00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:06,441 I tucked her into Max's bed. End of story. 721 00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:07,745 Wait, you slept over? 722 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:09,966 Ho, ho, it appears the story has a few more chapters. 723 00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:11,116 Wait, you smoked 15-year-old weed? 724 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,018 I did. It was not good. 725 00:32:13,023 --> 00:32:15,015 - Ben... - Yes, D'arcy slept over 726 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,065 in Max's bed, and I am telling you now 727 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:19,333 because I have nothing to hide. 728 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:21,109 So where were you when I came home the next morning? 729 00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:23,014 Ben told me to hide. I snuck out the window. 730 00:32:23,019 --> 00:32:24,072 I made a gesture. 731 00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:25,634 You took it to mean hide. 732 00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:27,115 I also stole one of your kid's candy bars. 733 00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:28,519 - I'm sorry. - I can't believe this. 734 00:32:28,524 --> 00:32:30,395 You were hiding in my house? 735 00:32:30,509 --> 00:32:31,901 We hung out after that. 736 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:34,152 You couldn't just tell me all of this? 737 00:32:34,518 --> 00:32:36,694 This whole thing was fake. 738 00:32:36,950 --> 00:32:38,734 I really thought you were my friend. 739 00:32:38,855 --> 00:32:40,959 No, I am your friend. 740 00:32:40,964 --> 00:32:42,738 She apologized for kissing Ben. 741 00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:44,936 I don't care about that, okay? 742 00:32:44,941 --> 00:32:46,872 It's a stupid kiss. Who cares? 743 00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:49,295 D'arcy was drunk and sad. Big surprise. 744 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,660 You know, if you didn't freak out so hard 745 00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:52,140 about your husband hanging a sign on the wall, 746 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:53,472 maybe he'd tell you more shit. 747 00:32:53,477 --> 00:32:56,012 Oh, oh, okay that makes sense. 748 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,801 You're our new interior designer. 749 00:32:57,806 --> 00:33:00,487 Spend your time moving a coffee table across the room with Ben, 750 00:33:00,492 --> 00:33:02,018 because finding a single guy 751 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,585 who's real and available is too scary. 752 00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:04,979 Well, maybe you should learn to talk to Ben 753 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,154 about your feelings instead of stuffing them 754 00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:07,677 inside a 90-mile vertical treadmill run. 755 00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:08,987 So is this what you do? 756 00:33:08,992 --> 00:33:10,651 You insert your drama into other people's lives 757 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:11,766 'cause you can't deal with your own? 758 00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:13,815 No, I'm dealing with mine just fine, all right? 759 00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:15,254 I'm working out. I'm in shape. 760 00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:17,401 I look great. I quit drinking for... 761 00:33:17,406 --> 00:33:19,406 - four hours... - You lied to me. 762 00:33:20,114 --> 00:33:21,210 You know what? No. 763 00:33:21,215 --> 00:33:23,344 I deserved it, because I have been lying for years. 764 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,133 You wanna know the truth? I hate it here. 765 00:33:25,216 --> 00:33:27,753 I hate Patience. I hate my life, 766 00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:30,573 and I hate that I really thought you were my friend, 767 00:33:30,578 --> 00:33:31,837 and I'm glad that I pissed on your hand 768 00:33:31,841 --> 00:33:33,354 when I took that pregnancy test! 769 00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:34,360 What? 770 00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:36,992 I'm pregnant. 771 00:33:39,978 --> 00:33:42,176 Congratulations! 772 00:33:44,998 --> 00:33:47,914 Well, well, well, who's keeping secrets now? 773 00:33:47,919 --> 00:33:49,853 Um, not really the road 774 00:33:49,858 --> 00:33:51,199 you wanna be drivin' down right now. 775 00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:52,726 - Couldn't agree more. - Okay. 776 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,218 Can you believe this shit? 777 00:33:54,223 --> 00:33:55,946 She actually thinks I'm afraid 778 00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:58,475 of being with a single man who's real. 779 00:33:58,606 --> 00:33:59,728 That's ridiculous. 780 00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:00,908 Pretty much dead on. 781 00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:02,818 You are also really needy. 782 00:34:03,003 --> 00:34:04,140 Perfect. 783 00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:05,156 Side with the man. 784 00:34:05,161 --> 00:34:06,691 These guys. Am I right, Liv? 785 00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:08,887 I'm not afraid of being in a real relationship. 786 00:34:10,894 --> 00:34:13,331 What? Oh, coming. 787 00:34:13,438 --> 00:34:16,049 Uh, oh, hey, hey. Where are you goin'? 788 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,486 Shit, unless you got another fight planned, 789 00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:19,096 I'm pretty sure that was the highlight of the night. 790 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:22,359 No, no. Um, you can't leave yet... 791 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:27,021 because we still have cake! 792 00:34:27,215 --> 00:34:28,414 Whoo. 793 00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:37,070 I'm sorry. 794 00:34:39,246 --> 00:34:41,469 I'm really sorry. I... 795 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:45,313 I should've told you about the D'arcy stuff. 796 00:34:48,473 --> 00:34:51,954 I figure you're probably, at this point, well aware, 797 00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:53,438 but um, 798 00:34:53,977 --> 00:34:56,204 you're married to a dipshit. 799 00:35:01,853 --> 00:35:03,183 I'm sorry. 800 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:05,016 I should've told you about the... 801 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,321 you know... 802 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,146 Why didn't you tell me? 803 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,751 I don't know. I don't know... I... 804 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,876 Was... 805 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:19,813 scared, and we don't really talk anymore. 806 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:24,774 Anytime anything remotely uncomfortable comes up, 807 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:26,771 we just... we just have sex 808 00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:28,778 instead of talking about what's really going on. 809 00:35:29,446 --> 00:35:30,613 Then, then... 810 00:35:30,618 --> 00:35:33,149 Let's talk. Right now. 811 00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,360 We're gonna have a baby. 812 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,440 Yeah. 813 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:42,649 That's... 814 00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,415 a lot. 815 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,591 It's a lot, a lot. 816 00:35:58,013 --> 00:36:03,939 ? Happy birthday, dear Harry ? 817 00:36:04,131 --> 00:36:10,485 ? Happy birthday to you ? 818 00:36:14,428 --> 00:36:17,005 You can go ahead and blow out the candles. 819 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:18,620 No. 820 00:36:19,738 --> 00:36:21,174 I do not like cake. 821 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,219 Well, if you don't blow out the candles, 822 00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:23,547 your wish won't come true. 823 00:36:23,552 --> 00:36:25,459 - Mm. - I'll help you out, Harry. 824 00:36:26,054 --> 00:36:27,267 - Oh. - Oh. 825 00:36:29,235 --> 00:36:32,162 And someone's having sex in the bathroom. 826 00:36:35,465 --> 00:36:36,814 Now, do not be concerned. 827 00:36:36,819 --> 00:36:38,191 These old houses... 828 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,748 you can't beat them, but join them! 829 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:42,674 Everybody just sit tight, okay? 830 00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:44,376 Nobody leave. Dad, can you help me 831 00:36:44,381 --> 00:36:45,553 go downstairs, check the breaker? 832 00:36:45,557 --> 00:36:46,950 You bet. 833 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:48,550 Raccoons probably chewed through the wires. 834 00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:49,986 Yeah, you know, I got this call once. 835 00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,992 It was a woodchuck that got into a fuse box. 836 00:36:51,997 --> 00:36:53,771 Fried the poor little guy medium rare. 837 00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:55,300 Do you know what the crazy part is? 838 00:36:55,305 --> 00:36:56,516 You know what it smelled like? 839 00:36:56,521 --> 00:36:58,607 - Caesar salad. - Hmm. 840 00:36:58,690 --> 00:37:00,213 - Mm-hmm. - Delicious. 841 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,176 Do not worry about the raccoon. 842 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:05,043 I'm going outside to set a trap. 843 00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:07,220 Oh, I don't think raccoons eat pies. 844 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,488 No. Harrys do. 845 00:37:09,679 --> 00:37:11,224 You can have garbage cake. 846 00:37:12,372 --> 00:37:14,919 Who keeps loaded rifles in their house? 847 00:37:15,373 --> 00:37:17,920 We're protecting ourselves from an outer space egg baby. 848 00:37:17,925 --> 00:37:20,099 That's the question you're asking, Dad? 849 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:22,060 Hey, did you steal fruit? 850 00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:24,851 Oh, yes, Mr. Biggins, I stole all the apples. 851 00:37:24,856 --> 00:37:26,496 - I need to be punished. - How about this? 852 00:37:26,567 --> 00:37:27,887 Jesus. 853 00:37:27,892 --> 00:37:28,980 I swear, Mr. Biggins, 854 00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:30,596 I didn't mean any disrespect. 855 00:37:30,677 --> 00:37:32,388 You in the right business. 856 00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:35,470 Baby... 857 00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:39,513 Little baby. Agh! 858 00:37:40,812 --> 00:37:42,255 Baby? 859 00:37:42,682 --> 00:37:43,900 Come here. 860 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:59,364 Whoa. 861 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,554 What are you doing here? 862 00:38:02,773 --> 00:38:04,533 We came to warn you about the Men in Black. 863 00:38:04,538 --> 00:38:06,327 - They took Dr. Ethan. - What? 864 00:38:06,332 --> 00:38:09,127 In the spring, Max told them he was the alien. 865 00:38:09,132 --> 00:38:11,071 Hey, you don't speak for me. 866 00:38:11,152 --> 00:38:12,744 Yeah, what she said is right. 867 00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:15,205 Anyway, once they realize he's a human, 868 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:16,845 they're gonna come back for Harry. 869 00:38:16,857 --> 00:38:18,564 Plus, there's an alien baby 870 00:38:18,569 --> 00:38:20,597 killing animals outside, just FYI. 871 00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:21,864 Yup. I know about that. 872 00:38:21,947 --> 00:38:23,731 Um, thank you for telling me. 873 00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:25,211 Can you please sneak them home 874 00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:26,739 and make sure they don't get eaten? 875 00:38:26,821 --> 00:38:28,083 I'll take care of them. 876 00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:29,607 But it looks like you're not gonna have 877 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,264 any lights for a while longer. 878 00:38:31,545 --> 00:38:32,958 Okay. What are you guys 879 00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:35,269 even doing here? Don't you have a babysitter? 880 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,923 It's Ellen. 881 00:38:36,928 --> 00:38:39,975 Say no more. Okay, get home safe. 882 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:48,108 I think this is a really weird party. 883 00:38:49,277 --> 00:38:51,062 - Good cake, though. - Yeah. 884 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:54,897 Am I a bad person if I like seeing other couples fight? 885 00:38:56,203 --> 00:38:59,741 You're a horrible person. 886 00:39:14,665 --> 00:39:16,436 Honey? What's wrong? 887 00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:18,304 Something happened to me. 888 00:39:19,054 --> 00:39:21,056 There's alien activity here, 889 00:39:21,061 --> 00:39:22,838 in Patience. I know it. 890 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,753 What are you gonna do? 891 00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:26,757 The only thing I can do. 892 00:39:27,142 --> 00:39:28,970 I'm gonna call the alien tracker 893 00:39:28,975 --> 00:39:30,411 and tell him to come to Patience 894 00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,287 and find himself an alien. 895 00:39:32,292 --> 00:39:33,902 Sorry about that, guys! 896 00:39:34,061 --> 00:39:36,020 Raccoon definitely knocked out the power. 897 00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:37,810 Um, until we figure this out, 898 00:39:37,815 --> 00:39:39,284 I think we should just stay put. 899 00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:41,770 Better call D'arcy. She just left. 900 00:39:41,775 --> 00:39:43,550 Ugh, damn it. 901 00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:50,890 Hey! 902 00:39:51,818 --> 00:39:53,037 - Hey. - Oh. 903 00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:54,720 Nice rifle. 904 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,522 You headed out to scare up some vittles? 905 00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:57,658 Didn't you hear? 906 00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:59,696 There's a rabid raccoon on the loose. 907 00:39:59,701 --> 00:40:02,022 Good. Maybe it'll bite me. 908 00:40:02,395 --> 00:40:04,397 If I start foaming at the mouth, don't shoot me. 909 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,490 Just... 910 00:40:05,495 --> 00:40:07,105 let me suffer. 911 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:09,232 Don't listen to anything she says. 912 00:40:09,237 --> 00:40:10,369 It's not true. 913 00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:13,976 Yeah it is, though. 914 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,671 Do you know what my very first thought was 915 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:20,760 - when I met Elliot? - Nice ass? 916 00:40:20,765 --> 00:40:22,702 - Yes. - Yeah. 917 00:40:22,707 --> 00:40:24,702 Do you know what my second thought was? 918 00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:29,383 "How long till I mess this up?" 919 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,214 What the shit is wrong with me? 920 00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,335 Okay. 921 00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:39,567 So un-mess it. 922 00:40:39,733 --> 00:40:41,947 - Call him. - Yeah, right. 923 00:40:41,952 --> 00:40:43,304 Call him now. 924 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:44,349 I have a gun. 925 00:40:46,951 --> 00:40:48,475 I'm not calling him. 926 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,752 - Okay, I'll do it. - No. 927 00:40:49,757 --> 00:40:50,704 - Yeah. - No, no, no, no. 928 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:51,967 - No, no, I'll just do it. - You won't do that, 'cause no, 929 00:40:51,971 --> 00:40:53,098 - I'll text him. - I'll call... 930 00:40:53,102 --> 00:40:54,800 Okay, I'll text him! I'll text him. 931 00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:01,546 What do I even say? 932 00:41:01,551 --> 00:41:03,866 Uh, how about "Hi?" 933 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,981 - That's kind of brilliant. - Yeah. 934 00:41:08,906 --> 00:41:10,780 Okay, it's sent. 935 00:41:11,115 --> 00:41:12,377 Ugh! Now I just have to be 936 00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:13,859 nauseous for two weeks waiting to see if he... 937 00:41:13,863 --> 00:41:18,079 - Oh, my God. - Hey! Hi. 938 00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:19,743 You're a goddamn genius. 939 00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:22,779 - Hi. - Hi. It's simple. It works. 940 00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,868 - Yes. Okay, are you gonna write back? - Hi. 941 00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,745 No. I mean, in a couple days. 942 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:28,442 What am I, desperate? 943 00:41:28,447 --> 00:41:32,441 Baby, this is for you. 944 00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:36,537 Mmm. 945 00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:38,238 Come and get it! 946 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,042 Oh. 947 00:42:05,251 --> 00:42:06,687 Hello, Harry. 948 00:42:06,862 --> 00:42:08,387 I'm Goliath. 949 00:42:08,477 --> 00:42:09,588 Goliath. 950 00:42:09,893 --> 00:42:13,549 Why are you inside a hybrid alien baby? 951 00:42:14,344 --> 00:42:16,026 Clever, right? 952 00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:18,971 I needed to send you a message, 953 00:42:18,976 --> 00:42:21,276 and this is a big one. 954 00:42:22,278 --> 00:42:24,363 First, you need to know that our people are not coming 955 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,888 - to kill everyone. - Why are they not coming? 956 00:42:26,893 --> 00:42:28,328 Because it's too dangerous. 957 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:29,900 There's an alien race that's planning 958 00:42:29,905 --> 00:42:32,147 to take over the Earth. They're here, Harry. 959 00:42:32,152 --> 00:42:33,763 What alien race? 960 00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:36,260 You must be careful. They are... 961 00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:38,338 Wha... 962 00:42:38,381 --> 00:42:39,644 Ah. 963 00:42:45,836 --> 00:42:47,214 No... 964 00:42:48,996 --> 00:42:52,429 You should've just stayed in Colorado and done your job. 965 00:42:52,434 --> 00:42:53,905 You shot me. 966 00:42:53,910 --> 00:42:56,645 Yeah, like you shot two of my guys in New York. 967 00:42:56,793 --> 00:42:59,504 I should have never made you kill Sam Hodges. 968 00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:02,637 I should have just taken care of it myself. 969 00:43:10,718 --> 00:43:12,067 Asta. 970 00:43:28,604 --> 00:43:30,259 Holy shit. 971 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:33,736 Harry... 972 00:43:44,434 --> 00:43:47,434 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com