1 00:00:07,353 --> 00:00:09,578 I don' t like the way I feel. 2 00:00:09,959 --> 00:00:11,240 I want you to fix that. 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,746 Hélène is as clueless as we are 4 00:00:13,769 --> 00:00:15,760 about who sits at the top of The Twelve. 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:17,880 She's young, she's green, but she has potential. 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,459 I need her ready to work quickly. 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,560 I murdered my brother. 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,880 There's been another attack. 9 00:00:23,901 --> 00:00:25,171 A Russian agent in Cuba. 10 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,714 Well, they must be a member of The Twelve. 11 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,327 I should've done this when we first met. 12 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:29,640 Done what? 13 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,040 I rose to your challenge. 14 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,261 When are you free? 15 00:00:34,381 --> 00:00:35,581 Now. 16 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:50,830 ? There were no candles lit The room was dark as night 17 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,840 ? Just like the corners of my mind 18 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:03,480 ? I gave my heart to her 19 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:09,080 ? She has my heart 20 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:16,696 ? I rose to kiss her But the flower fell apart 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:23,029 ? Fire glistened And tore me apart ? 22 00:01:25,696 --> 00:01:27,976 ? "Where does love go?" she said ? 23 00:01:27,997 --> 00:01:29,797 Hello? 24 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:34,640 ? I said, "Wherever you are" 25 00:01:36,579 --> 00:01:39,160 This is all quite creepy. 26 00:01:43,808 --> 00:01:46,256 You brought me all the way across town for this? 27 00:01:47,168 --> 00:01:48,768 Hi, Eve. 28 00:01:58,528 --> 00:02:00,568 I want my phone call! 29 00:02:03,107 --> 00:02:09,040 CREDITS 30 00:02:15,248 --> 00:02:16,408 So... 31 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:19,645 When does the show start? 32 00:02:21,488 --> 00:02:22,688 I own this. 33 00:02:23,328 --> 00:02:25,008 Really? 34 00:02:25,128 --> 00:02:28,170 My Dad used to bring me to pantomimes here when I was a kid. 35 00:02:29,535 --> 00:02:31,247 I loved it so much. 36 00:02:31,957 --> 00:02:33,530 So he bought it for me. 37 00:02:34,566 --> 00:02:36,166 Of course he did. 38 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,472 Of course he did. 39 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,288 Well, shall we talk business now? 40 00:02:42,408 --> 00:02:43,648 Yeah. 41 00:02:44,568 --> 00:02:45,702 So... 42 00:02:47,742 --> 00:02:49,129 the name? 43 00:02:49,951 --> 00:02:51,591 Lars Meier. 44 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:56,446 He must be a big deal, he was really hard to find. 45 00:03:03,048 --> 00:03:06,728 Fernanda seems lovely, by the way. 46 00:03:08,552 --> 00:03:10,688 Ah, she's an idiot. 47 00:03:10,808 --> 00:03:13,808 Oh see, you didn't play her right. 48 00:03:13,928 --> 00:03:16,231 I would have gotten her to lead me to Lars. 49 00:03:17,688 --> 00:03:19,688 I didn't say I was looking for him. 50 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:22,048 But see, here's what I can't figure out. 51 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:24,662 Why would you need to go through his ex 52 00:03:24,986 --> 00:03:26,481 to track him down? 53 00:03:26,528 --> 00:03:28,621 Unless you don't know who he is? 54 00:03:32,248 --> 00:03:34,423 - Do you not know who he is? - My, my... 55 00:03:35,564 --> 00:03:38,604 Your brain, it's like a hamster on a wheel. 56 00:03:39,408 --> 00:03:41,079 It must be exhausting. 57 00:03:47,288 --> 00:03:51,069 On the subject of exes, I hear you've had a busy night. 58 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:58,455 You got her arrested? Wow! I'm impressed. 59 00:04:02,168 --> 00:04:03,328 Stop! 60 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,408 Fine. 61 00:04:18,248 --> 00:04:19,568 It is Lars. 62 00:04:22,688 --> 00:04:24,568 I'll race you. 63 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:27,448 Let's see who can find him first. 64 00:04:37,008 --> 00:04:42,848 ? Whatever you do Don't blow your cool 65 00:04:42,968 --> 00:04:49,008 ? You never know What'll happen to you 66 00:04:49,128 --> 00:04:50,528 ? Never get mad 67 00:04:52,088 --> 00:04:56,848 ? Don't even quarrel Don't blow your cool 68 00:04:56,968 --> 00:04:58,928 Should I come in? 69 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,128 Yes. 70 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:05,008 ? Don't get annoyed 71 00:05:06,248 --> 00:05:07,328 Come in. 72 00:05:12,448 --> 00:05:14,338 So this is where you'll be staying. 73 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:18,448 I expect you to be contactable 24 hours a day. 74 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,528 I call, you run. Get it? 75 00:05:22,695 --> 00:05:24,482 Yeah. Just so you know, 76 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:27,492 we're not friends, don't ever think we are. 77 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,828 - Okay. - Good, sit. 78 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,528 So, tell me about yourself. 79 00:05:37,488 --> 00:05:38,648 What do you want to know? 80 00:05:38,768 --> 00:05:40,114 What are you good at? 81 00:05:42,322 --> 00:05:43,482 Embalming. 82 00:05:47,728 --> 00:05:48,808 - Embalming? - Yeah. 83 00:05:50,248 --> 00:05:51,807 That's great. 84 00:05:53,488 --> 00:05:56,113 Let's make this simple. Have you ever killed? 85 00:05:56,347 --> 00:05:57,347 Once. 86 00:05:57,368 --> 00:05:59,648 A real pro. 87 00:06:01,619 --> 00:06:04,707 This is your new phone and keys. 88 00:06:04,728 --> 00:06:07,888 Get settled and meet me at the end of the pier in an hour. 89 00:06:14,848 --> 00:06:17,488 Look what the cat dragged in. 90 00:06:22,494 --> 00:06:25,168 - I'm drunk by the way. - Oh, I can smell. 91 00:06:25,288 --> 00:06:27,328 - Hey, guess what? - What? 92 00:06:27,448 --> 00:06:29,590 Hélène doesn't know what Lars looks like. 93 00:06:30,048 --> 00:06:31,048 But we do. 94 00:06:31,168 --> 00:06:32,688 What? 95 00:06:32,968 --> 00:06:35,968 7,432. 96 00:06:36,088 --> 00:06:38,848 That is how many social media posts this woman has, 97 00:06:38,968 --> 00:06:42,712 and I trawled through every single one of them. 98 00:06:43,168 --> 00:06:46,208 This is the only picture of them together, anywhere. 99 00:06:46,328 --> 00:06:49,048 - Damn you're good. - I know. 100 00:06:49,168 --> 00:06:50,728 Can we do facial recognition? 101 00:06:50,848 --> 00:06:54,368 Yeah, but, please have a heart, let me eat something first. 102 00:06:54,488 --> 00:06:55,808 - All right. - Yeah! 103 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:04,928 Surprise! 104 00:07:05,048 --> 00:07:06,608 I just need a minute, thank you. 105 00:07:10,768 --> 00:07:13,208 It's good to see you, Villanelle. 106 00:07:13,328 --> 00:07:15,928 You look well, all things considered. 107 00:07:16,608 --> 00:07:18,709 So, have you got all this... 108 00:07:19,248 --> 00:07:20,768 out of your system? 109 00:07:20,888 --> 00:07:22,288 Yes. Shall we go? 110 00:07:31,328 --> 00:07:32,648 What should I do? 111 00:07:34,048 --> 00:07:36,417 I could try to intimidate you, 112 00:07:36,714 --> 00:07:38,184 but that doesn't work. 113 00:07:38,728 --> 00:07:42,624 I could stroke your ego, but you know it all, already. 114 00:07:42,928 --> 00:07:46,448 Or I could offer you more money, but you don't care about that. 115 00:07:46,724 --> 00:07:49,503 So, I'll just go for honesty. 116 00:07:50,008 --> 00:07:51,728 No one leaves The Twelve. 117 00:07:53,248 --> 00:07:55,240 - Not you, not me... - Wrong. 118 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:57,247 I want more money, 119 00:07:57,888 --> 00:07:59,231 lots more. 120 00:08:00,208 --> 00:08:01,368 Can we go? 121 00:08:02,032 --> 00:08:03,024 Yeah. 122 00:08:20,971 --> 00:08:23,024 Your timing is impeccable as ever. 123 00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:28,380 This, this is a sensitive one. 124 00:08:37,128 --> 00:08:38,288 Fine. 125 00:08:40,328 --> 00:08:41,953 Heathrow please, Luis. 126 00:08:51,175 --> 00:08:52,294 _ 127 00:09:01,179 --> 00:09:02,791 _ 128 00:09:07,889 --> 00:09:10,709 _ 129 00:09:11,588 --> 00:09:13,316 _ 130 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:26,933 _ 131 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,118 _ 132 00:09:39,048 --> 00:09:40,110 Hi. 133 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:42,648 At least you're punctual. 134 00:09:46,248 --> 00:09:48,688 No, no, no, I want you to go and push her in. 135 00:09:51,328 --> 00:09:52,448 What do you mean? 136 00:09:53,368 --> 00:09:55,368 Push the woman in the sea. 137 00:09:55,488 --> 00:09:56,581 Why? 138 00:09:57,057 --> 00:09:58,481 She hasn't done anything. 139 00:09:58,768 --> 00:10:01,431 There is no why, there's only do. 140 00:10:01,712 --> 00:10:03,481 Go, push her in. 141 00:10:05,168 --> 00:10:06,248 No. 142 00:10:06,808 --> 00:10:08,067 Yes! 143 00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:20,346 Are you wasting my time? 144 00:10:22,368 --> 00:10:23,688 Do you want this job? 145 00:10:25,328 --> 00:10:26,928 Or do you want to be a nobody? 146 00:10:31,813 --> 00:10:33,133 Are you stupid? 147 00:10:39,778 --> 00:10:42,098 For God's sake, answer me! 148 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:51,328 Go home. 149 00:10:54,882 --> 00:10:57,503 _ 150 00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:09,968 Look, is that him? 151 00:11:13,528 --> 00:11:16,808 Wait, that's him, right? Older now, but... 152 00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:18,368 Yeah, that's gotta be him. 153 00:11:18,488 --> 00:11:22,128 AnniePixieXOXO is selling this picture for 17 euros. 154 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:27,086 "Der Revolutionaire, Eugenie Allard. Berlin, 1979." 155 00:11:27,635 --> 00:11:29,908 Eugenie Allard. "A photographer 156 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,478 most noted for her shots during the Cold War." 157 00:11:33,328 --> 00:11:34,648 Can you get a phone number? 158 00:11:34,768 --> 00:11:36,008 Yeah. 159 00:11:40,648 --> 00:11:42,048 Oui? 160 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,048 Hello, do you speak English? 161 00:11:44,168 --> 00:11:45,848 Unfortunately. 162 00:11:45,869 --> 00:11:50,368 Fantastic. I saw your listing online for Der Revolutionaire, 163 00:11:50,488 --> 00:11:53,248 it's such a beautiful image. Might you know who the subject is? 164 00:11:53,368 --> 00:11:54,433 Nope. 165 00:11:55,693 --> 00:11:56,798 All right. 166 00:11:57,608 --> 00:12:00,403 Do you have any more photographs of this gentleman? 167 00:12:00,598 --> 00:12:02,608 Probably. I don't know. 168 00:12:02,728 --> 00:12:04,968 Do you think you could have a look? 169 00:12:05,088 --> 00:12:07,248 Do you think I have a bag of time? 170 00:12:07,368 --> 00:12:09,488 Either place a bid or come. 171 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,408 Good to see you awake. 172 00:12:14,528 --> 00:12:16,488 I am sorry about the cuffs. 173 00:12:17,128 --> 00:12:18,768 I'd love a cigar. 174 00:12:21,528 --> 00:12:24,848 Evidently the FSB is aware that you're a member of The Twelve. 175 00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:27,808 So I need the names of your contacts. 176 00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:29,808 How about that cigar? 177 00:12:30,728 --> 00:12:31,848 Be a dear. 178 00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:44,439 Good girl. 179 00:12:47,182 --> 00:12:50,128 You know your way around the cigar. 180 00:12:50,248 --> 00:12:52,928 Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. 181 00:13:07,928 --> 00:13:10,608 I'll die before I grovel to a woman! 182 00:13:11,648 --> 00:13:13,651 Well now that was silly, wasn't it? 183 00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,768 There's something niggling at me. 184 00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:46,728 Andreas went to all that trouble 185 00:13:46,848 --> 00:13:48,848 to get me the position as mayor. 186 00:13:48,968 --> 00:13:51,728 And you just blow it all up to bring it back here 187 00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:53,808 to train up that little idiot nobody. 188 00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:56,488 Are you losing your touch, Konstantin? 189 00:13:56,608 --> 00:13:58,488 I'm just a realist. 190 00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:00,208 There's nothing special about her. 191 00:14:00,328 --> 00:14:03,048 And there's certainly nothing special about me. 192 00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:04,544 So now I'm wondering... 193 00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,344 Wondering is above your pay grade. 194 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,025 Just get the job done. 195 00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:09,608 You know what? 196 00:14:09,728 --> 00:14:11,568 I really like my new life. 197 00:14:11,688 --> 00:14:13,608 So how about this? 198 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,800 You put me back on a plane to Russia, 199 00:14:15,928 --> 00:14:17,365 and I keep quiet. 200 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:19,987 Or, I can call Andreas... 201 00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:22,648 check he knows about whatever it is you're up to. 202 00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:27,768 What? 203 00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,168 I know about Paul. 204 00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:30,448 Paul who? 205 00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:32,448 You must remember Paul? 206 00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:35,289 Grey hair, glasses. 207 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:39,648 You framed him for stealing six million euros from The Twelve? 208 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,559 Yeah, get the job done before The Twelve 209 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,337 find out what a thieving little cockroach you are. 210 00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:54,728 ? The wedding moon And I don't want to choose 211 00:14:54,848 --> 00:14:57,808 ? Between the black and white 212 00:14:57,928 --> 00:14:59,648 ? I don't care 213 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:02,928 ? I don't care 214 00:15:06,328 --> 00:15:10,008 ? The storm is coming Lord have mercy 215 00:15:10,128 --> 00:15:12,488 ? And I feel the same 216 00:15:12,608 --> 00:15:14,968 If you wanted a cigar, you could have just asked for one. 217 00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:18,768 ? I don't care 218 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:40,008 ? I chased the dragon In shiny vision 219 00:15:40,128 --> 00:15:42,848 ? And I feel the pain 220 00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:44,688 ? I don't care 221 00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:56,368 It's you. 222 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,941 For future reference, I hate surprises. 223 00:16:04,023 --> 00:16:06,717 Is it too late to offer you the job you wanted or... 224 00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:15,568 A wrench? 225 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,110 Come on! 226 00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:20,528 You're more inventive than that. You've always been more inventive. 227 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,088 Even when you were a child. 228 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,728 I often wonder if you remember the first time we met? 229 00:16:24,848 --> 00:16:28,763 You know there was the time in prison, of course, in Russia, 230 00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:30,928 but before that too. At your orphanage, 231 00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:32,728 when you were 9 years old. 232 00:16:32,848 --> 00:16:35,648 I never knew if you remembered that. I liked you instantly. 233 00:16:39,488 --> 00:16:43,802 Let's go! Let's go! High Striker! 234 00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:46,768 Who's got the strongest swing? 235 00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:49,888 Mate! Yes, you! Yeah, I'm looking at you, mate. 236 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,208 Come on! 237 00:16:51,328 --> 00:16:52,968 Oy, do you wanna go? 238 00:16:55,768 --> 00:16:57,248 Yes! 239 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,928 Come on, show us your muscles. 240 00:17:08,088 --> 00:17:08,968 Whoo! 241 00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:12,688 Whoa. My... 242 00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:14,608 What the hell? How'd you do that? 243 00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:19,728 I'm Darren, by the way! 244 00:17:36,608 --> 00:17:37,768 Whoa. 245 00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:33,425 Prove it. 246 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,212 That was not pleasant. 247 00:18:38,608 --> 00:18:39,808 I said prove it. 248 00:18:41,648 --> 00:18:43,650 I'll need some painkillers. 249 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,683 There's some in the glove box. 250 00:18:47,288 --> 00:18:48,888 Good God, Villanelle. 251 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,664 What's happened to you? 252 00:19:01,136 --> 00:19:03,066 I thought you enjoyed all this, at least... 253 00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:04,019 Talk. 254 00:19:05,123 --> 00:19:06,566 You had a bracelet, 255 00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:08,350 a cheap little thing, 256 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:11,537 with a ballet slipper pendant attached to it. 257 00:19:12,808 --> 00:19:14,888 I remember it because of what you did with it. 258 00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:17,510 There was another girl at the orphanage 259 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,020 who, upset you somehow, 260 00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:21,966 stole your pudding or something. 261 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,408 So, in the middle of the night, while she was sleeping, 262 00:19:25,528 --> 00:19:27,410 you took the bracelet off 263 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,131 and you tied it tightly around her index finger, 264 00:19:31,193 --> 00:19:33,496 so that when she woke up some hours later, 265 00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,799 her finger was turning black. 266 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,128 The staff tried to cut it off, 267 00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:41,656 but it was on so tightly they just were slicing flesh. 268 00:19:44,382 --> 00:19:46,102 She lost the finger in the end. 269 00:19:46,876 --> 00:19:48,313 Do you remember that? 270 00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:54,328 When you heard that she had lost the finger... 271 00:19:57,008 --> 00:19:58,603 You asked if you could see it. 272 00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:05,568 I was like this at 9? 273 00:20:05,688 --> 00:20:07,717 You were gifted from birth. 274 00:20:08,568 --> 00:20:10,528 Evil from birth. 275 00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:14,123 You know, humans are like a mezze board. 276 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,838 The best of them have a little bit of everything. 277 00:20:15,888 --> 00:20:17,784 And if you think that your... 278 00:20:18,528 --> 00:20:20,315 flair for murder, 279 00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,332 you know, speaks to you a kind of, 280 00:20:22,769 --> 00:20:25,293 lack of humanity, wrong. 281 00:20:27,248 --> 00:20:29,968 Killing is primal. It's what nature intended. 282 00:20:30,088 --> 00:20:31,914 And who are we to quibble with nature? 283 00:20:32,488 --> 00:20:35,154 Why waste your time being good 284 00:20:35,253 --> 00:20:37,559 when you could just be good at what you're good at? 285 00:20:37,928 --> 00:20:39,868 That's what I think anyway. 286 00:20:41,088 --> 00:20:43,386 But what do I know, I've just probably got concussion. 287 00:20:45,288 --> 00:20:47,190 And I'm ravenous. 288 00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:50,651 Fancy a sandwich before you... dash my brains out? 289 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,161 - After you. - No, after you, 290 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:56,742 I'd rather keep you where I can see you. 291 00:20:59,647 --> 00:21:01,727 Buenas tardes, Benita. 292 00:21:03,488 --> 00:21:05,691 Be careful, she's not house-trained. 293 00:21:08,085 --> 00:21:10,821 - Any peep from next door? - Nothing. 294 00:21:11,248 --> 00:21:13,789 - I need to clean that. - Good idea. 295 00:21:14,288 --> 00:21:15,859 Come. Sit. 296 00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:18,069 I cooked. 297 00:21:25,488 --> 00:21:26,891 Who's that? 298 00:21:27,174 --> 00:21:28,399 It's Benita. 299 00:21:29,527 --> 00:21:31,598 She comes with the house, apparently. 300 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,932 _ 301 00:22:03,008 --> 00:22:04,048 Oui? 302 00:22:08,888 --> 00:22:10,448 Are you AnniePixieXOXO? 303 00:22:10,802 --> 00:22:13,251 Let me guess, London Lady. 304 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:15,808 So lovely to meet you. 305 00:22:15,858 --> 00:22:17,478 If you think this is lovely, 306 00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:19,414 you must have led a sad life. 307 00:22:20,328 --> 00:22:21,848 That's one way of looking at it. 308 00:22:21,968 --> 00:22:25,408 Um, as I mentioned, I'm interested in that 309 00:22:25,528 --> 00:22:28,288 Der Revolutionaire photograph. 310 00:22:28,408 --> 00:22:29,968 Might you know where it was taken or... 311 00:22:30,088 --> 00:22:32,088 My mother took it. She's dead. 312 00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:35,648 Your mother was Eugenie Allard? She's so talented. 313 00:22:35,768 --> 00:22:37,128 She was a pig. 314 00:22:38,673 --> 00:22:40,040 Right. 315 00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:43,408 You said you might have other photographs of him... 316 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,611 Take your pick, la. 317 00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:00,345 Isn't it refreshing? 318 00:23:03,528 --> 00:23:05,239 To eat in silence? 319 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,288 So many people are just bags of gas, 320 00:23:08,408 --> 00:23:11,809 expelling air when they've nothing of any great worth to say. 321 00:23:13,088 --> 00:23:14,648 Just farting from their mouths. 322 00:23:16,248 --> 00:23:17,848 Yeah, exactly. 323 00:23:25,368 --> 00:23:26,848 Good girl. 324 00:23:27,528 --> 00:23:29,048 I like big belly. 325 00:23:29,168 --> 00:23:30,768 It's really good. 326 00:23:35,168 --> 00:23:37,996 Despite being under duress, 327 00:23:38,832 --> 00:23:40,543 I meant what I said. 328 00:23:41,808 --> 00:23:43,368 What? 329 00:23:43,706 --> 00:23:45,510 That we'd make a good team. 330 00:23:48,248 --> 00:23:49,368 So... 331 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,572 Are you going to tell me who sent you? 332 00:23:55,368 --> 00:23:57,328 Don't I get a bribe or something? 333 00:23:57,448 --> 00:23:59,848 Name it, you can have it. 334 00:23:59,968 --> 00:24:02,399 But, I think you'll tell me because you like me. 335 00:24:03,928 --> 00:24:05,436 That's presumptuous. 336 00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:11,612 Hélène. 337 00:24:12,648 --> 00:24:13,956 Hélène? 338 00:24:15,768 --> 00:24:18,409 Is she behind these attacks on The Twelve? 339 00:24:19,048 --> 00:24:21,408 Because I've been tracking attacks on members of The Twelve 340 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,848 and if she's not behind these attacks, 341 00:24:23,968 --> 00:24:27,304 she'd have been grateful to me for trying to save them from some... 342 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,288 torturous murderer. 343 00:24:30,408 --> 00:24:32,088 Torturous? 344 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:34,188 Yeah. One of them survived. 345 00:24:36,168 --> 00:24:39,565 I have the hideous toad, here, next door. 346 00:24:41,728 --> 00:24:43,352 You should meet him, 347 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:45,409 it might inspire you. 348 00:24:47,568 --> 00:24:49,208 What happened to him? 349 00:24:49,539 --> 00:24:51,739 Him has a name: Rustem. 350 00:24:53,968 --> 00:24:56,939 His toes were severed and inserted into his nostrils. 351 00:24:57,448 --> 00:24:58,448 Wow. 352 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:01,812 Nice! 353 00:25:05,075 --> 00:25:06,395 May I? 354 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:17,848 Who did this? 355 00:25:17,968 --> 00:25:20,235 As yet unknown, but a woman. 356 00:25:20,568 --> 00:25:22,088 A beast! 357 00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:25,093 Not like you, you're a thoroughbred... 358 00:25:25,151 --> 00:25:26,419 Shut up. 359 00:25:29,088 --> 00:25:30,368 Bilious man. 360 00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:31,968 What do you want from him? 361 00:25:32,088 --> 00:25:34,158 Who, why, what, whatever. 362 00:25:34,212 --> 00:25:35,701 Who are his contacts, 363 00:25:35,873 --> 00:25:37,467 why does Hélène want him dead, 364 00:25:38,088 --> 00:25:40,288 what's next. Failing that, 365 00:25:41,446 --> 00:25:42,898 whatever you can get. 366 00:25:43,888 --> 00:25:45,036 Okay. 367 00:25:47,168 --> 00:25:48,328 You can go. 368 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:51,500 Good. 369 00:26:35,151 --> 00:26:37,351 _ 370 00:26:37,422 --> 00:26:38,981 _ 371 00:26:44,899 --> 00:26:46,179 Can I buy these? 372 00:26:52,968 --> 00:26:54,528 What the hell are you doing? 373 00:26:54,648 --> 00:26:56,569 How many toes did she get in there? 374 00:26:57,448 --> 00:26:59,488 - Piss off... - It's just impressive. 375 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:02,546 What was her name? 376 00:27:05,088 --> 00:27:08,650 Well, it's got me wondering what other... 377 00:27:09,424 --> 00:27:13,423 large things can be inserted into small places. 378 00:27:21,168 --> 00:27:22,371 Cheese wire. 379 00:27:26,055 --> 00:27:27,914 Are you sure you didn't get her name? 380 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,241 _ 381 00:27:46,341 --> 00:27:49,189 The left one? Or the right one? 382 00:27:52,408 --> 00:27:54,494 Just kill me if you're going to do it. 383 00:27:54,515 --> 00:27:55,723 Okay... 384 00:27:59,648 --> 00:28:01,079 What did she look like? 385 00:28:06,528 --> 00:28:07,862 Tall! 386 00:28:07,924 --> 00:28:09,568 - She was huge! - And? 387 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,180 She was evil! 388 00:28:16,408 --> 00:28:18,528 Who are your Twelve contacts? 389 00:28:18,648 --> 00:28:20,888 Please, I'll tell you, just stop. 390 00:28:21,008 --> 00:28:22,208 Quickly. 391 00:28:22,328 --> 00:28:24,111 I don't have a name, 392 00:28:24,174 --> 00:28:25,952 - only a place. - A place? 393 00:28:26,319 --> 00:28:27,848 What place? 394 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:32,406 El Hombre De Dos Caras. 395 00:29:14,528 --> 00:29:15,888 Yes? 396 00:29:17,008 --> 00:29:18,769 I've just been mugged. 397 00:29:19,098 --> 00:29:20,149 What? 398 00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:22,285 Um, they... They got my keys, 399 00:29:22,409 --> 00:29:23,411 my money. 400 00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:25,777 I think I need to go to hospital. 401 00:29:26,568 --> 00:29:28,208 Where are you? 402 00:30:10,658 --> 00:30:11,887 Yes! 403 00:30:12,457 --> 00:30:14,037 That's more like it. 404 00:30:15,282 --> 00:30:16,802 Don't underestimate me. 405 00:30:32,728 --> 00:30:34,905 It would help if we knew what we were looking for. 406 00:30:37,728 --> 00:30:38,944 I don't know. 407 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:43,008 I hope I know when I know, if you know what I mean? 408 00:30:46,408 --> 00:30:48,681 Let's play truth or dare. 409 00:30:51,608 --> 00:30:53,212 Truth or dare? 410 00:30:53,345 --> 00:30:54,345 Truth! 411 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,008 Are you a born-again Christian? 412 00:30:58,128 --> 00:30:59,931 How do you know everything? 413 00:31:01,888 --> 00:31:03,278 God is good. 414 00:31:05,678 --> 00:31:06,958 Truth or dare? 415 00:31:07,368 --> 00:31:08,648 Truth. 416 00:31:09,688 --> 00:31:13,245 Was it true your dad was a sexy, gay spy? 417 00:31:14,288 --> 00:31:17,239 It's true, Daddy did have a penchant for the penis. 418 00:31:17,644 --> 00:31:18,884 A penchant... 419 00:31:19,507 --> 00:31:20,627 Truth or dare? 420 00:31:22,448 --> 00:31:23,528 Truth. 421 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:27,463 What intrigues you about Eve? 422 00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:36,205 Well I just met a therapist, 423 00:31:38,568 --> 00:31:41,426 and he said I just like the control I have over her. 424 00:31:41,562 --> 00:31:42,642 Is that true? 425 00:31:44,187 --> 00:31:45,848 It's not not true. 426 00:31:45,968 --> 00:31:47,625 Well, therapists, what do they know? 427 00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:50,931 I mean you just pay them to repeat your questions back at you. 428 00:31:50,985 --> 00:31:52,225 That's what I said! 429 00:31:52,322 --> 00:31:53,322 Truth or dare? 430 00:31:54,968 --> 00:31:56,248 Dare! 431 00:32:04,669 --> 00:32:05,709 Hello? 432 00:32:12,137 --> 00:32:13,606 I thought you were dead. 433 00:32:14,328 --> 00:32:16,648 - Shall I chase him? - Yes. 434 00:32:50,057 --> 00:32:52,377 So, what's the news? 435 00:32:53,528 --> 00:32:55,016 Are you in a rush? 436 00:32:55,939 --> 00:32:57,768 I was about to have a bath. 437 00:33:02,645 --> 00:33:04,364 Pour yourself a drink. 438 00:34:09,408 --> 00:34:11,022 You want to play? 439 00:34:11,668 --> 00:34:13,094 I'll play. 440 00:34:14,821 --> 00:34:15,741 Here. 441 00:34:24,288 --> 00:34:25,647 Why do you do it? 442 00:34:25,968 --> 00:34:27,168 What? 443 00:34:28,094 --> 00:34:29,174 Your job. 444 00:34:30,408 --> 00:34:32,744 I don't like weak women. 445 00:34:33,408 --> 00:34:35,728 I don't want it for myself. 446 00:34:35,848 --> 00:34:37,408 I don't want to see it in others. 447 00:34:37,528 --> 00:34:40,128 So you take vulnerable kids like Pam 448 00:34:40,248 --> 00:34:43,543 and then turn them into your army of... 449 00:34:44,368 --> 00:34:45,540 femme bots. 450 00:34:45,586 --> 00:34:46,924 Femme bots? 451 00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:48,170 Pew, pew, pew... 452 00:34:50,648 --> 00:34:54,059 I take them from their sorry little lives and I give them power. 453 00:34:55,755 --> 00:34:57,155 Who's this all for? 454 00:34:57,608 --> 00:34:59,202 Eve, 455 00:34:59,968 --> 00:35:01,647 you don't know what I do 456 00:35:02,636 --> 00:35:04,343 or what I give to them. 457 00:35:12,888 --> 00:35:14,186 So, tell me. 458 00:35:30,789 --> 00:35:32,309 Sorry. 459 00:35:44,313 --> 00:35:47,396 Um, you know, if you could just, sorry... 460 00:35:54,205 --> 00:35:55,369 Yeah... 461 00:36:02,855 --> 00:36:04,948 This is so uncomfortable. 462 00:36:07,317 --> 00:36:08,692 I made soup. 463 00:36:09,149 --> 00:36:10,337 Do you want some? 464 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:11,703 I really do. 465 00:36:15,488 --> 00:36:17,277 So how did you know that man? 466 00:36:22,328 --> 00:36:23,688 He was an old flame. 467 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:29,088 Is he Twelve? 468 00:36:33,048 --> 00:36:35,875 Problem is I've now given him a chance to go to ground. 469 00:36:38,914 --> 00:36:40,874 I think I'd better make tracks. 470 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:43,841 Berlin, 471 00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:45,988 if you care to join? 472 00:36:47,448 --> 00:36:49,684 I didn't give you a dare. 473 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,568 Go on then. 474 00:36:58,368 --> 00:36:59,808 Do air guitar. 475 00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:01,618 No, that's pointless. 476 00:37:01,968 --> 00:37:03,928 Well, dares are pointless. 477 00:37:04,048 --> 00:37:06,837 The point of them, is to be pointless. 478 00:37:15,888 --> 00:37:17,088 Come on. 479 00:37:20,968 --> 00:37:25,017 What, you look like you're stroking a tiny gerbil, don't do that. 480 00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:26,511 Give me more. 481 00:37:28,728 --> 00:37:30,087 I need much more. 482 00:37:38,248 --> 00:37:39,808 Yes. 483 00:37:42,368 --> 00:37:43,608 That was... 484 00:37:45,248 --> 00:37:46,646 That was amazing. 485 00:37:47,168 --> 00:37:48,408 Ridiculous. 486 00:37:49,328 --> 00:37:51,564 Goodbye, Villanelle. Be good. 487 00:37:55,008 --> 00:37:56,133 Carolyn? 488 00:37:58,728 --> 00:38:00,634 I'm sorry I tried to kill you. 489 00:38:44,048 --> 00:38:45,608 That guy is lazy. 490 00:38:48,288 --> 00:38:50,128 He's going home this week. 491 00:38:57,514 --> 00:38:59,708 I haven't told you the news. 492 00:39:03,088 --> 00:39:04,885 I got Villanelle out. 493 00:39:06,165 --> 00:39:07,405 She's free. 494 00:39:07,635 --> 00:39:08,875 What? 495 00:39:08,949 --> 00:39:10,579 I thought you'd want to know. 496 00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:33,420 Do you know what passion is? 497 00:39:34,568 --> 00:39:36,688 People think it's sex, excitement. 498 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:40,059 But the actual definition of passion is to suffer. 499 00:39:41,249 --> 00:39:44,009 That's what it is about Villanelle, isn't it? 500 00:39:50,928 --> 00:39:53,413 You love this, don't you? 501 00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:58,146 It delights you. 502 00:40:00,062 --> 00:40:02,893 I think it delights you. 503 00:40:05,168 --> 00:40:07,053 This is what you want. 504 00:41:00,808 --> 00:41:02,688 You have no idea. 505 00:41:42,337 --> 00:41:46,008 CREDITS