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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Apparently, the football boosters
think I'm not doing my job.

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You know you're gonna have
to talk to them, right?

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- Yes.
- Maybe I should come.

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I'm not gonna
insult their children.

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You sure?

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Okay, come.

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I got a question.

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Go ahead, Roy.

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What in the hell were you thinking

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punting with a minute 24 on the clock?

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Meeting's over.

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There it is.

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The Cooper Surrender.

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The Cooper Surrender.

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Bye-bye.

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Guess what, I'm buying a laundromat.

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So there's a secret back room

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at the laundromat where you gamble?

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Give me a sense

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for how illegal this is.

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Who says it's illegal?

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Well, why is it a secret?

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Okay, it's illegal.

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- _ - Today I thought we could
talk about relationships,

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so I've invited my
lovely wife Amy to help.

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Thanks for letting me join in.

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Are you jealous when I do this without you?

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- No.
- Because one of the most common sources

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of conflict in
relationships is jealousy.

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- _ - Now, Amy, did you know
jealousy is triggered

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in the left part of the cerebral cortex?

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I'm sorry, are you about
to explain neuroscience

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to your wife, the Nobel
Prize-winning neuroscientist?

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- Yes. Jealous? - _
- I'll tell you when there isn't

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- a microphone in front of us.
- Ooh, mystery.

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That'll keep a relationship on its toes.

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- Your bathroom schedule
is on the refrigerator. - _

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We have no mystery.

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- Moving on, physical intimacy.
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I believe I said "physical intimacy,"

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- _ - which can pose another
challenge in relationships.

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Especially when one partner
doesn't want to be intimate

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as frequently as the other.

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Ooh, who are we talking about?

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Don't tell me.

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Let the mystery continue.

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Just read the next one.

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- _ - Money is a frequent source
of conflict in a relationship.

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Thankfully that's never
been a problem for us.

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Says the woman who took
away my comic book allowance.

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To start a college fund for our children.

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Comic books are an investment.

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There are better places

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to invest our money than
that weird wolf man you like.

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His name is Wolverine and you know it.

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Okay we're off on a
tangent. I'm taking over.

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- _ - Money can be a source of
conflict in a relationship,

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even having too much.

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Wh... Hey, this is my story.

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I know. Jealous?

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I need to show you something.

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- Okay.
- Now, don't freak out.

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Well, that's not helping.

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Whoa.

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The gambling room's doing well.

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I can see that, Scarface.
But why is it here?

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Well, I can't exactly
take it down to the bank.

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- Why not?
- They'd bust me for money laundering.

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Well, it's small bills.
Tell them you're a stripper.

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It's $14,000.

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Well, tell them you're a good stripper.

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Grandmas love to spoil their grandchildren.

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Especially when the grandma
has a suitcase full of cash

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she doesn't know what to do with.

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- Whoa.
- Oh, my.

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Did you mean to give
us ten dollar bills?

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Because these are hundreds.

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I'm gonna kick your ass.

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I know it's a lot,

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but why not see you enjoy it

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while I'm still around?

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Ooh, there's an inheritance, too?

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Well, depends on how you
treat me in my golden years.

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I'm not interested
in your money, Meemaw.

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You're pretty and I love you.

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Now, don't you have
something to say to me?

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- Thank you.
- I'm rich.

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Morning.

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Morning.

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So, how you holding up?

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What does that mean?

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Nothing.

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What?

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There's no easy way to say this,

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so I'm just gonna say it.

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I was at a meeting last
night with the boosters.

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Without me?

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They might've thought that
would be uncomfortable,

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seeing as it was about you.

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About me how?

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Well, they were floating the idea

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of me being head coach next year.

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What the hell, Wayne?

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I didn't know what
it was gonna be about.

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Well, what did you tell them?

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Look, I want you to keep your job.

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Well, then tell them
you're not interested.

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But...

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if you're not gonna keep your job,

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I want your job.

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Really? You want to spend
your days coaching lazy kids

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and getting yelled at by their parents?

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Come on, George.

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Don't forget the dirty
looks after you lose,

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like you're the one that
fumbled on the three-yard line.

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That's the job you want?

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It's called coaching, George.

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I mean, how could Wayne

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stab me in the back like this?

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I don't think Wayne
stabbed you in the back.

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Can you please just agree with me?

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Sorry.

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So, what happens now?

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I don't know. I guess I
wait and see if I'm fired.

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Well, if that happens, you
can always get another job.

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Medford has one high school.

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Another job could mean moving.

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But our roots are here.

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My mom is here.

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So, moving's got its upsides.

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Didn't Sheldon's college talk to you

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about coaching there once?

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That's right, they did.

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And you know the president

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- pretty well now.
- I do.

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And they're used to losing,
so it's low pressure.

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Thank you.

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You have a calculator I can borrow?

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Yes, but I'm using it.

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No, you're not.

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Why do you need a calculator?

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I'm trying to figure out
what to spend my money on.

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What are you gonna do with yours?

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I'm glad you asked.

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I'm dipping my toe in the exciting world

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of the stock market by
purchasing three shares

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- of RadioShack.
- Why?

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Well, as a shareholder,
I'll be partial owner

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of my very favorite company.

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See, when companies go public,
they sell shares of stock...

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I'll just buy my own calculator.

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Thank you for seeing
me, President Hagemeyer.

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Of course. My door is
open to all Coopers.

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Even Alice Cooper, who I've
always found oddly sexy.

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Don't think we're related,

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but if I meet him, I'll let him know.

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So, what can I do for you?

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When y'all were first
recruiting Sheldon,

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you offered me a chance to
head up your football program.

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And you turned us down.

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I was right in the middle of rebuilding

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Medford's team, but now,

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I'm ready for a new challenge.

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Well, Mr. Cooper...

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Please, call me Coach.

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Oh, and this just occurred to me,

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but, uh, if I were here,

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I could help keep an eye on Sheldon,

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take some of the burden off you.

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Oh, your son is no burden.

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He's a pain in the ass,
ma'am. You can say it.

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- Well, whether he is or he isn't...
- He is.

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...we don't have a
football team anymore.

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What?

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You're a university in Texas.

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We are a science-focused university.

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But you got that whole stadium.

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Well, we still have soccer.

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Oh.

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What-what about Texas A&M?

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Pretty sure they have
a football program.

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Yeah, if that doesn't work,
maybe I'll try the Cowboys.

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Hey, reach for the stars.

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George?

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Hey, Dale.

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Surprised to see you here.

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Are you?

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Not even a little.

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You ever hear of a Texas
college that only plays soccer?

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Can I get a beer first

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before we start with the hard questions?

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I went to Sheldon's college
for a possible coaching gig.

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They don't even have a team anymore.

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Huh. So you're looking for a new job?

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Something like that.

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Well, there's plenty of teams out there.

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Yeah, but I'm starting to think

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it's gonna be the same BS wherever I go.

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That's how I feel about life.

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Wherever I go...

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Yeah.

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You ever think about
doing something different?

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Well, I played football,
I coach football,

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I watch a lot of football.

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So unless sitting here becomes a job...

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How about selling footballs?

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You mean, like, at your store?

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Yeah. I could always use the help.

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I'm not looking for a handout.

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That's not what this is.

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I'd love to have more time off.

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And it could be nice to
have someone at the store

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who I could trust.

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Well, thanks, uh...

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I'll think about it.

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Well, don't thank me,
I'm just taking advantage

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of your crappy situation.

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How do you know I'm not
taking advantage of yours?

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Because I'm a very
successful businessman,

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and you're sitting here
in the middle of the day.

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Well, you're here, too.

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You were here first.

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- _
- I'd only been a shareholder for one day

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and I was already reveling
in the giddy thrill

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in being part owner of
a thriving tech company.

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Hello, RadioShack. Sheldon
Cooper, shareholder.

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I just wanted to let
you know I'm so excited

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to be part of the team.

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While I sound young, rest assured,

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I'm far more intelligent
than my age would imply.

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So if there's anything I can do to help,

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budgeting, product
design, finding a word

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more impressive than
"shack," I'm your man.

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My sister had taken a
different path with her money.

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What is that?

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- It's a cotton candy machine.
- Why?

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It's a machine that
makes free cotton candy.

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It's not free, you paid for it.

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Meemaw paid for it.

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And it's still better than lame stocks.

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You're going to end
up with a stomach ache

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while I get to be part of America's

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favorite electronics retailer.

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Really? George is gonna
work at your store?

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Yeah, well, he's gonna give it a try

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on nights and weekends,
see if he likes it.

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Hmm. And what if he does?

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Well, hopefully, I can
start stepping back.

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To do what?

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Well, I got money in the bank,

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and you got some in a suitcase.

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Well, we could put it together,

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we could travel, we
could buy a vacation home.

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Well, I can't just up and leave.

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I mean, I got the gambling room.

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Georgie can take care of that,
and besides, what's the use

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of having all that money
and not enjoying it?

260
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,101
I guess.

261
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,023
God, we could go to Mexico

262
00:09:44,026 --> 00:09:45,147
and get a cabana

263
00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:46,540
and spend days on the beach.

264
00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,368
And our nights on the toilet?

265
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,374
Yeah, doesn't sound half bad.

266
00:09:55,193 --> 00:09:56,367
What's up?

267
00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,476
I figured out you can put

268
00:09:57,479 --> 00:09:58,944
all kinds of candy in the machine.

269
00:09:58,946 --> 00:09:59,945
Try this.

270
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,023
Why is it brown?

271
00:10:01,026 --> 00:10:03,556
It's butterscotch from
Meemaw's candy bowl.

272
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,951
I think that candy's older than you.

273
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,781
Doesn't taste like it.

274
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,479
Not bad.

275
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,220
I'm gonna bring a bunch to school.

276
00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,091
How much you gonna charge for it?

277
00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,876
Nothing. They're my friends.

278
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:20,443
You think Ronald McDonald
let his friends eat for free?

279
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,622
Ronald McDonald isn't real.

280
00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:26,079
The point is, you shouldn't
give this away for free.

281
00:10:26,082 --> 00:10:27,580
How much would I even charge?

282
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,627
Hmm. How about 50 cents?

283
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,933
They only cost me,
like, two cents to make.

284
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,359
Yeah, but you're not
factoring in your time

285
00:10:34,362 --> 00:10:36,275
and the cost of the machine you bought

286
00:10:36,278 --> 00:10:38,156
and the value of the brainpower it took

287
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,985
to think of butterscotch cotton candy.

288
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,727
Yeah. No one else thought
of putting old-lady candy

289
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,858
in a cotton candy machine.

290
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,599
Why should they get it for free?

291
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,079
Welcome to business.

292
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,054
Thank you for having me.

293
00:10:49,057 --> 00:10:51,605
While my sister was starting her business,

294
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,738
I was trying to save mine.

295
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,565
Hello, this is Sheldon Cooper.

296
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,179
May I speak to CEO John Roach, please?

297
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,789
It's regarding our
stock taking a small dip,

298
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,532
and I'd like to hear his game plan.

299
00:11:05,318 --> 00:11:07,703
Well, I'm busy, too, but
I made the time to call.

300
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,672
Fine, may I please speak to your COO?

301
00:11:13,595 --> 00:11:16,598
CFO? CTO?

302
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:18,875
Hello?

303
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,813
Oh, no, t-these are great shoes,

304
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,188
but at his age, he's
gonna grow out of them

305
00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:28,381
before you hit the parking lot.

306
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,384
These are just as good,

307
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,507
and they're gonna save
you a little money.

308
00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:35,265
Thank you.

309
00:11:35,268 --> 00:11:36,484
Take them up to the counter,

310
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,927
I'll be right there to ring them up.

311
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,133
George.

312
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,542
You realize you're on
commission, don't you?

313
00:11:43,545 --> 00:11:46,981
You know what you never
grow out of? Socks.

314
00:11:46,984 --> 00:11:49,358
I'm gonna grab you some socks.

315
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,067
How about some wristbands?

316
00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:54,363
Hey. What are you doing here?

317
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,974
I came to take you to dinner.

318
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,668
Really? Uh, I'll grab my keys.

319
00:11:57,671 --> 00:11:59,760
No need. I'll drive tonight.

320
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,265
But you might want to grab a jacket.

321
00:12:02,268 --> 00:12:03,895
? Riding along in my automobile... ?

322
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,592
You actually bought this thing?

323
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:06,989
It's fun, huh?

324
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,987
I feel like I'm riding in a banana.

325
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,068
Oh, come on. It's a beautiful day.

326
00:12:11,071 --> 00:12:12,418
The top is down.

327
00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:14,079
Feel that wind.

328
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,832
Yeah, I feel the wind. I
just can't feel my feet.

329
00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:18,735
Well, put your seat back.

330
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,391
If I put it any further
back, I'd be in the trunk.

331
00:12:21,394 --> 00:12:23,744
Starting to wish I
hadput you in the trunk.

332
00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:27,279
What are you doing now?

333
00:12:27,282 --> 00:12:29,445
Keeping the bugs out of my mouth.

334
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,013
Mom, savor this moment.

335
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,710
Can you take me to church?

336
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,973
Uh, I'm a little busy.

337
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,007
- Can it wait?
- No. I've come up

338
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,325
with a plan to bolster
RadioShack's market share,

339
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,781
and I need to fax it to corporate.

340
00:12:44,784 --> 00:12:46,070
I'll tell you what,

341
00:12:46,073 --> 00:12:49,585
I'll take it with me in
the morning and do it then.

342
00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:50,892
But our stock is in a slump,

343
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,085
and CompUSA is nipping at our heels.

344
00:12:53,088 --> 00:12:54,832
If you really want to be helpful,

345
00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:56,078
you could set the table.

346
00:12:56,081 --> 00:12:57,426
Why should I help you with your job

347
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:58,645
if you won't help me with mine?

348
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,473
- Sheldon.
- This is important.

349
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:03,258
My plan is to turn RadioShack
into a shopping destination,

350
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,800
a megastore complete with restaurants

351
00:13:05,803 --> 00:13:07,567
and games and electronics.

352
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,916
Kind of like Six Flags,

353
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,390
except with less screaming and vomit.

354
00:13:10,392 --> 00:13:11,654
I'm not taking you.

355
00:13:13,631 --> 00:13:15,239
How can I be a business tycoon

356
00:13:15,242 --> 00:13:17,272
if my mommy won't drive me places?

357
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,888
George?

358
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,062
Roy.

359
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,151
You work here now?

360
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,120
Yeah, just nights and weekends

361
00:13:28,123 --> 00:13:30,373
since you and the boosters
are gunning for my neck.

362
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,376
Hey, it's nothing personal.

363
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,898
Mm, good to know. I'll be sure

364
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,514
to tell the bank that has my mortgage.

365
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,423
How many losing seasons are
we supposed to put up with

366
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,905
before we make a change?

367
00:13:39,546 --> 00:13:42,035
Frankly, I'm surprised
you lasted this long.

368
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,299
You're lucky I'm working right now.

369
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,388
I ain't here to cause trouble.

370
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,564
Something I can help you with?

371
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,566
Just a little fishing tackle.

372
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,960
Follow me.

373
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,268
? We're gonna dance tonight. ?

374
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:01,972
Want to share a pitcher of margaritas?

375
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,449
Oh, something we can both enjoy?

376
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,060
That doesn't sound like you.

377
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,845
I'm sorry, what?

378
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,934
Don't worry about it.

379
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,979
What, you-you just gonna sit there

380
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,502
and pout and not tell me?

381
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:16,331
I was talking about
us traveling together,

382
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,576
and instead, you went out
and bought a yellow clown car.

383
00:14:19,579 --> 00:14:22,406
You're the one who told me to go
out and have fun with my money.

384
00:14:22,409 --> 00:14:24,627
I meant something fun for us.

385
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,717
Why us? It's my money.

386
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,777
You made that perfectly clear.

387
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,780
It's just a car.

388
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,828
It's not just a car.

389
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,524
I think you got scared.

390
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:36,786
Scared of what?

391
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,397
I was talking about our future,

392
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,964
and you panicked.

393
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,053
I think I've got a successful business

394
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,359
and my own money and
you can't handle it.

395
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,621
Oh, really?

396
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,357
Yeah. Really.

397
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,795
What can I get started for you?

398
00:14:48,798 --> 00:14:50,277
Actually, I think we're leaving.

399
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,630
I'm not going anywhere.

400
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,881
I'll have the enchiladas.

401
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:04,466
So, I said 70 cents for
one or two for a dollar,

402
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,164
and everyone bought two.

403
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,643
People love a deal.

404
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,232
I know. I sold out.

405
00:15:09,235 --> 00:15:11,857
- Then you got to start charging more.
- How much more?

406
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:13,598
Just raise the price a little at a time

407
00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:15,389
until you see your profits top out.

408
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,001
I'm learning, but it's fun.

409
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,795
This is weird.

410
00:15:18,798 --> 00:15:20,612
What do you mean, he hasn't read my fax?

411
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,007
Is he aware I'm a shareholder?

412
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,879
Well, where's the next
shareholders' meeting?

413
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,076
Fort Worth?

414
00:15:27,079 --> 00:15:29,514
I could barely get my
mom to drive me to church.

415
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:31,866
- Think they'd pay a dollar apiece?
- Sure.

416
00:15:31,869 --> 00:15:33,930
Just tell them it's a
special limited edition.

417
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,185
People go nuts for that.

418
00:15:35,188 --> 00:15:36,534
Like the Shamrock Shake.

419
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:37,764
Exactly.

420
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,292
Every year, I'm like, "This
tastes like toothpaste."

421
00:15:40,295 --> 00:15:43,679
But every year, I buy it.

422
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,203
Well, I'll just tell you, then.

423
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,857
Imagine an electronics megastore.

424
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,642
Actually, "mega" doesn't cut it.

425
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,514
Imagine an electronics yottastore.

426
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:55,517
Yotta. It's ten to the 24th power.

427
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,258
No, don't put me on hold.

428
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,573
Hello.

429
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,577
Hey.

430
00:16:10,577 --> 00:16:13,014
So, you weren't returning my calls.

431
00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:15,494
Uh, it's been kind of
crazy around here today.

432
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,162
Mm-hmm.

433
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:21,369
So, I was thinking about what
you were saying last night.

434
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:24,111
You know, you could've just said,

435
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,634
"I don't want to travel."

436
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,362
You're picturing a
future where we slow down,

437
00:16:28,365 --> 00:16:30,850
and I'm just getting going.

438
00:16:30,853 --> 00:16:32,598
Well, I've been going for 40 years.

439
00:16:32,601 --> 00:16:33,843
When George started talking

440
00:16:33,846 --> 00:16:35,905
about taking over the store, I-I...

441
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,385
I saw a way out.

442
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,039
Then do it.

443
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,563
I don't want to do it without you, dummy.

444
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:44,612
Well, then you're gonna
have to wait a little.

445
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:49,008
I don't think I can do that.

446
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,488
What are you saying?

447
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,576
You know I love you, right?

448
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,059
I love you, too.

449
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,459
But we're done.

450
00:17:00,462 --> 00:17:02,018
? And the river's wild ?

451
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,759
? And high ?

452
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,873
? And sometimes low. ?

453
00:17:10,138 --> 00:17:11,636
My mother would say

454
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,639
money is the root of all evil.

455
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,424
But she also said that
aboutThe Simpsons.

456
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,818
I say money is just
a medium of exchange,

457
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,842
a way of transforming something

458
00:17:20,845 --> 00:17:22,735
into something else.

459
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,857
My meemaw bought a sports car

460
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:28,775
and transformed a
relationship in the process.

461
00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:32,177
My sister transformed her
money into a thriving business

462
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:35,227
that was eventually shut
down due to an infestation.

463
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:37,504
Ew.

464
00:17:37,507 --> 00:17:39,268
And for a brief moment,

465
00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:41,667
I became part of my dream company.

466
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,365
Fun fact: later that year,

467
00:17:43,368 --> 00:17:45,539
RadioShack did open a megastore

468
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,685
called Incredible Universe. Turned out

469
00:17:47,688 --> 00:17:49,065
the only thing incredible about it

470
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,765
was how quickly it closed down.

471
00:17:50,789 --> 00:17:53,510
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472
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:59,170
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