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- Previously onYoung Sheldon...
- I'm Georgie.

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Mandy.

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How about while this runs,

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I take you to dinner?

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How old are you?

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Do not say 17.

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Twenty-one.

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Well, funny seeing you here.

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I'm just taking a little dinner break.

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Here we go. Two margaritas.

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I love their margaritas.

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Well, this was fun.

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It was for me.

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Nice meeting you.

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I don't want to get ahead of myself,

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but the strength of the
temperature deviations

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is looking rather spicy.

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- How spicy?
- Five microkelvin.

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Muy caliente.

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When should we publish?

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Not yet. There's only

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a three-sigma significance.
It needs to be higher.

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That'd require a much
more robust signal.

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And you know what that means.

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Road trip to the super telescope?

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Road trip to the super telescope, baby.

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When are we leaving?

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Oh, right. You.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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So far, the data is extremely promising.

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Five microkelvin!

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Ah.

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Well, you seem excited,

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so... cool.

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We just need

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budget approval to travel
to the radio telescope

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in the Davis Mountains.

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Fine by me.

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- Yes!
- On to more pressing matters.

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- Does Sheldon Cooper have to come?
- Shouldn't he?

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He is part of the team.

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But isn't there some rule
against minors traveling?

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- No.
- Can there be?

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No, it's better for the
project if he's out there

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in the field with you.

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But isn't it better for his education

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- if he stays here in class?
- Oh, I think

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that a trip like this
could be very educational

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- in its own way.
- Mm.

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You just don't want him
around here bugging you.

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Winner winner he's-going-with-you dinner.

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Hey, there.

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You're Georgie's friend, right?

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Yeah. Mandy. Hi.

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- You grow up around here?
- I did,

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yeah. And then I, uh,
moved to San Antonio

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for a while after college.

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- After college.
- Yeah.

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A&M. Then I got an internship
at Good Morning San Antonio.

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- Uh-oh.
- Then I worked my way up

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- to doing the morning weather report.
- Hey, y'all.

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Well,

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speak of the devil.

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- What's going on, ladies?
- Just

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getting to know Mandy here.

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Yeah, I was telling
her about San Antonio.

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Oh, she's from Texas. She
knows all about that stuff.

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- Anyways, I'll let you get back to work.
- Well,

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I'll leave you two kids be.

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And listen to me, calling
you young adults "kids."

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Like you were still teenagers or something.

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I wish.

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Mom, can I have your AAA card?

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- Why?
- I need to order

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a TripTik for my road
trip to Fort Davis.

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Who said you could go to Fort Davis?

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President Hagemeyer.

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Well, I didn't say you could go.

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It's fine. I'll be with Dr.
Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter.

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For how long?

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Three days.

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And they're okay with this?

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Why wouldn't they be?

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No reason.

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- Hmm.
- Just the same,

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I'm gonna check in with them.

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In the meantime, can I call AAA?

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- Can it please wait?
- No.

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Card is in my purse.

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You're what guys call "a keeper."

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Mandy seems nice.

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She's all right.

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Things getting serious?

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- I don't know. Why?
- Just wondering

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when you were gonna
tell her your real age.

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- Age ain't nothing but a number.
- Yeah,

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well, her number's way
bigger than your number.

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You ain't never lied about your age?

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I'm a lady. Different rules.

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- It's not a big deal. We're just having fun.
- Yeah,

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well, before you have too much fun,

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you better tell her.

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That sounds less fun.

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Welcome to being an adult.

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It sucks.

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Dr. Linkletter? Mary Cooper.

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Ah, Mrs. Cooper.

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I assume this is about the upcoming trip

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and perhaps your very
understandable reluctance

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to let Sheldon come.

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I have to admit I do have some concerns.

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As you should.

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So, you're saying you'd prefer

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he not go with us?

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But he'd be so disappointed.

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Not more disappointed than me.

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So, you feel good about him going?

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Only if you feel good about it.

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You're his parent. I'm just
an absentminded academic

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who's never had children.

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Come on, now.

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You've been such a great help

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looking after him at college.

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Yes, but college isn't the
same as three days in a van.

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Huh.

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Sheldon can be a nervous traveler.

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Ah. Sounds like you
don't want him to go.

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No, I do want him to go.
I just want to make sure

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that you and Dr.
Sturgis are okay with it.

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We're okay with it.

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If you're okay with it.

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If you're okay with
it, I'm okay with it.

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Then it would seem
we're both okay with it.

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Okay.

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- Okay.
- Oh,

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he's gonna be so happy.

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Uh-huh.

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You ready for your road trip?

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Yes. I'm plotting bathroom breaks.

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It's tricky because I'm not sure

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how frequently Dr. Linkletter
and Dr. Sturgis need to urinate.

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Maybe I should call them.

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Ooh, I wouldn't. You ask
old guys about their bladder,

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you're in for a long conversation.

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What's with the maps?

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I'm going with Dr.
Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter

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to a radio telescope
in the Davis Mountains.

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Of course you are.

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- Problem?
- Nope. He gets to do

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whatever he wants, and
I'm not even allowed

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to go the beach with my friends.

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It's just a school trip.

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It's fine.

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Oh. Says here Fort Stockton

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is home to the world's
largest roadrunner statue,

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which is the stuff of nightmares.

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But they do have a restroom.

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Can I talk to you?

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- Am I in trouble?
- No.

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It's about a girl.

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Oh. You're in trouble.

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Yeah, sure.

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I'm not really in trouble.
I'm just dating this girl,

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and she's a little older than me.

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What's the problem?

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She doesn't exactly know how
much older than me she is.

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How much older is she?

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Like ten years.

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But she's blond and she's really hot.

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Well, that doesn't matter.

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I mean, if you're lying
to her, that's not okay.

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Hold on.

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You're saying if you were my
age and dating this hot girl,

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you'd tell her the truth
and blow your chances?

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Well, that's not the
question you asked me.

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So, what would you really do?

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She married?

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- No.
- She got kids?

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- No.
- I don't see the problem.

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- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

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You're like the son I never wanted.

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Hey, I know I don't work here anymore,

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but could I use this office tonight?

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No.

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Fine.

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Did you used to?

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No.

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You might want to pace yourself.

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Our next rest stop isn't for another...

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62 miles.

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If anyone needs to go before that,

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I've got a trucker's buddy in back.

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What's that?

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A bottle you urinate in.

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I'm sorry,

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are we the Donner Party?

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Societal norms are
different on road trips.

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Normally, I don't eat junk food,

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but here, it's tradition.

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I'm not even sure what a chicharron is.

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It's the deep-fried skin of a pig.

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That seems like something
they should say on the bag.

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How about some music?

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No one likes music.
How about a car game?

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Ooh, I have a fun one where I say

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a formula, and then you
have to say another formula

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starting with the last letter or number

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that I said. So, for example, if I said,

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- "X" equals negative "B" plus or minus...
- Music it is.

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I'm sorry I can't help
out on driving duty.

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- You really never learned?
- I got

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my permit, but I've never been
comfortable behind the wheel.

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That's a shame.

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I do enjoy the tranquility
of the open road.

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I find it produces a Zen-like calm.

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Mm.

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You know what else is calming?

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A fun car game.

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How about this.

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We'll count out-of-state license plates.

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First one to a hundred wins.

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Not as fun as mine, but very well.

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Um... Ooh, Oklahoma.

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Silently.

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Hey. Is your mom home?

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Church.

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Oh. What are you up to?

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Nothing.

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Put your shoes on.

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Why?

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Let's you and me go do something fun.

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Something I think is fun or
something you think is fun?

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Something we both think is
fun. Come on, get in the truck.

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- You gonna teach me how to drive?
- No.

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You sure? It would just
make me feel so much better

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- about all the stuff Sheldon gets to do.
- You're not driving.

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I would seriously love
you so much if I could drive.

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Stop it.

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At what age do guys
stop acting like idiots?

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Oh, no. What'd I do now?

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Not you. Georgie's

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dating an older woman and
he's lying about his age.

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Oh. That rascal.

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You already knew.

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You don't know what I know.

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I see it in your face.

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Fine. Well, he asked for my advice.

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Well, I hope you told him
that he has to come clean.

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I did.

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Sounds like there's a "but" on the way.

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But then he asked me
what I would've done.

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- Dale.
- Well, uh,

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you don't know all the facts.

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What are the facts?

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He said

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that she was blond and hot.

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And that makes it okay to lie?

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At my age, no.

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At his age?

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No.

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Does it go straight like this for a while?

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It's Texas.

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Goes straight like this
for the rest of our lives.

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You thinking of giving it a try?

265
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,643
Well, there aren't any cars around.

266
00:10:33,646 --> 00:10:36,622
Uh, seems like a good place to practice.

267
00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:39,549
Excellent. I could use a break.

268
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,203
This is exciting.

269
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,857
I'm all atingle.

270
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:45,166
You are not peeing in a bottle.

271
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,932
Here we are.

272
00:10:50,935 --> 00:10:52,867
Red Lobster?

273
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,521
You love this place.

274
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,099
Holy moly.

275
00:10:56,102 --> 00:10:57,306
It's good, huh?

276
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,525
Unbelievable.

277
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,527
Yeah, when I was, like, eight.

278
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:03,486
Well, come on, we had our
first daddy-daughter date here.

279
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,971
Oh, my God, don't ever
call it that again.

280
00:11:05,974 --> 00:11:07,316
What?

281
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,565
I have friends who come
here on actual dates.

282
00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:11,279
They might see us.

283
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,976
Thought it'd be nice.

284
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:18,240
Can we please go anywhere else?

285
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,941
Fine.

286
00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:25,440
- You know, they have those cheddar biscuits.
- Dad.

287
00:11:25,443 --> 00:11:27,206
Fine.

288
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,729
I'm doing it.

289
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,688
This is going quite well.

290
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,167
Feel free to pick up the pace.

291
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,692
- A butterfly just passed us.
- Well,

292
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,216
- what's the speed limit?
- 75.

293
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,871
And I'm going...

294
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:40,915
ten.

295
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,396
I'll pick up the pace.

296
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,006
Speaking of slow-moving transportation,

297
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,313
did you know that the slowest
express train in the world

298
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,402
is the Glacier Express in Switzerland?

299
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,273
I spent a month in Switzerland at CERN.

300
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,797
Oh, no!

301
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,799
I hit an armadillo.

302
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,818
So? Just keep driving.

303
00:11:56,821 --> 00:11:59,675
No, I can't. I have to check on it.

304
00:12:00,982 --> 00:12:03,198
Is he hoping it's alive or dead?

305
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,722
Alive.

306
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,029
Ugh.

307
00:12:12,515 --> 00:12:15,557
Oh, no, what have I done?

308
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,982
It's still moving.

309
00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,605
Like we should be. Let's go.

310
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,868
We need a box and a towel.

311
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,914
We don't need a coffin.
The birds will eat it.

312
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,960
It's to keep it safe until we find help.

313
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,487
John, these animals carry
all kinds of diseases.

314
00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:30,704
That's what the towel's for.

315
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,271
This is Texas. Armadillo roadkill

316
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,970
is practically the state animal.

317
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,016
So, where you want to go?

318
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,888
I am up for anything.

319
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:44,082
I was thinking the bar,
but I go there so much.

320
00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:45,737
What about a movie?

321
00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:49,636
Or we could just go back to your place.

322
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,377
Oh.

323
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,118
That-That'd be amazing.

324
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,120
Well, amazing's a lot of pressure,

325
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:57,341
but I'll give it a shot.

326
00:12:58,294 --> 00:12:59,733
? I don't know who I am... ?

327
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,735
Listen,

328
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:04,166
when I said I moved out
of my parents' place,

329
00:13:04,169 --> 00:13:05,783
that was true.

330
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,875
But I'm kind of living in their garage.

331
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,093
Well, my parents are in
the bedroom next to mine,

332
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,312
so it's your place or nothing.

333
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,140
My place works.

334
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:22,147
Don't get bitten. I'm not
wrapping you in a towel, too.

335
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,888
I'm just giving it water.

336
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,499
Okay, there's a firehouse 28 miles away.

337
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,240
I bet they can help.

338
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,764
I was thinking we'd leave
it on their doorstep.

339
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,854
This isn't a joke. I
injured this creature,

340
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,424
so I have to take care
of it. Do you understand?

341
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,296
Yes, sir.

342
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:44,430
Well, it's not lobster, but...

343
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,607
least your friends won't see us.

344
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,783
Sorry.

345
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,787
It's okay.

346
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,919
You're just getting older.

347
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,921
I guess.

348
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,793
Sure I was a jackass to my parents, too.

349
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:00,883
Hey!

350
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,320
How's your burger?

351
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,669
So good.

352
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:09,109
It is pretty good.

353
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,806
Hey, maybe this can be our new
spot for daddy-daughter dates.

354
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,156
- Please stop saying that.
- What?

355
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,375
Daddy-daughter dates?

356
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,637
Yes.

357
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,726
Mm. Okay.

358
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,685
What would you like me to
call our daddy-daughter dates?

359
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,557
You're so annoying.

360
00:14:27,423 --> 00:14:29,422
_

361
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,307
This isn't

362
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:38,136
exactly the firehouse I was expecting.

363
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,846
Are minors allowed in here?

364
00:14:39,849 --> 00:14:41,269
No one should be allowed in here.

365
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,315
I'm sure they have a phone we can use.

366
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,317
Excuse me, barkeep?

367
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,319
Could we get some help over here?

368
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,844
And don't say "barkeep."

369
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:53,368
? Well, he knocked me down,
but I'm on my feet... ?

370
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,327
Y'all must be lost.

371
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:58,852
Oh, we're not lost. You can't
get lost with a AAA TripTik.

372
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,899
I mean, I don't know
where you're trying to be,

373
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,683
but this ain't it.

374
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:06,381
- Message received. We'll be on our way.
- Please.

375
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:10,037
We have an injured armadillo
that needs medical assistance.

376
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:13,171
You brought that filthy
thing into my bar?

377
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,086
And now we're taking it out. Let's go.

378
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,218
- If we could just use your phone.
- Look,

379
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,567
you seem like nice folk,

380
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,648
but Yankees ain't popular around here.

381
00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:23,877
I suggest you be on your way.

382
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,270
Sorry to have troubled you.

383
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,881
- Let's go.
- Excuse me.

384
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,829
My colleagues may be from the North,

385
00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:32,616
but for your information,
I'm a Texan, born and bred.

386
00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:34,496
I know that real chili has no beans,

387
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,237
and when my meemaw
says, "Bless your heart,"

388
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,109
she means something very different.

389
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,415
Now, my friend here is in need of help,

390
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,461
and since our state motto
is literally "friendship,"

391
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:45,072
may he please use your phone?

392
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,960
? Well, I work... ?

393
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:49,120
Well, dang.

394
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:52,079
? Eight when I am able... ?

395
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,757
And could I trouble
you for a yellow pages?

396
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,520
Oh, boy.

397
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,046
Oh, Georgie.

398
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,093
I'm so disappointed in you.

399
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,055
Is everything okay?

400
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:13,144
Yeah. Very okay.

401
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:16,582
Tell her before things go too far.

402
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,149
Would you leave the kid alone?

403
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,325
- He's just having some fun.
- He's lying,

404
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,283
and she deserves to know.

405
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,458
Just let it go.

406
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,764
No. He's feeling guilty,

407
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,287
and he's gonna do the right thing.

408
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,767
Connie, the second

409
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:30,161
that girl's shirt comes
off, it's game over.

410
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,002
No. My grandson has

411
00:16:32,005 --> 00:16:34,080
more integrity than
you're giving him credit...

412
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,776
Amazing.

413
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,953
Boy, I am stuffed.

414
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,695
You know, if you're too
full to drive, I could help.

415
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:45,002
You're not driving my truck.

416
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,829
Come on. Just here in the parking lot?

417
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:47,961
No.

418
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,660
Please, Daddy?

419
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,358
I know what you're doing.

420
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,448
Creating memories
that'll last a lifetime?

421
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,802
Okay. Foot on the brake.

422
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,457
Which one's that?

423
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,503
Oh, boy. The one on the left.

424
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,810
- Got it.
- All right. Now

425
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,812
pull the shifter toward you

426
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,206
and then down to "D," like this. Here.

427
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,077
All right?

428
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,081
Now, the most important step.

429
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,040
Do not ever tell your
mother we did this.

430
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,650
I'm not an idiot. Let's go.

431
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,652
All right. Now

432
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,219
take your foot off the brake

433
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,090
and gently put it on the...

434
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,705
I'm driving!

435
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,749
I know you're a human hospital,

436
00:17:38,752 --> 00:17:42,276
but the animal hospital
isn't answering their phone.

437
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:46,150
Well, is there a doctor who
has a soft spot for pets?

438
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:49,762
Maybe a nurse with pictures
of cats on her desk?

439
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,938
You can hang up the phone, John.

440
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,592
Why?

441
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,637
I think you know why.

442
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:59,163
? But only would I... ?

443
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,776
Thank you for your time.

444
00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:08,301
Well, that's a shame.

445
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,956
I'm sorry.

446
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:13,133
It's just an armadillo, right?

447
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,309
It didn't seem that
way to you in the van.

448
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,138
I know it's silly, but...

449
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,968
when I saw it lying there
all bald and helpless,

450
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,057
I thought,

451
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,235
"That's gonna be me one day."

452
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:31,284
That is the most damn depressing
thing I have ever heard.

453
00:18:32,414 --> 00:18:35,197
The end of life does
tend to be depressing.

454
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,201
In New Orleans, they embrace
the tradition of a jazz funeral

455
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,769
where the deceased are
celebrated through music.

456
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,684
That's true.

457
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,674
Barkeep, do you happen to have

458
00:18:44,677 --> 00:18:46,949
any Dixieland jazz on the jukebox

459
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:50,170
to celebrate the life of an armadillo?

460
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,893
Y'all need to leave now.

461
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:54,227
- Turn away from sin...
- After a quick burial

462
00:18:54,229 --> 00:18:55,432
behind the bar,

463
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,143
we were back on the road.

464
00:18:57,146 --> 00:18:59,962
Dr. Sturgis tried to find
some appropriate music

465
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,573
for a proper send-off.

466
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:05,272
Three Christian talk shows and
a whole lot of static later,

467
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,315
he settled on what he declared

468
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:10,451
the Dixieland jazz of West Texas.

469
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,153
Mariachi.

470
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,376
Vaya con dios, armadillo.

471
00:19:22,379 --> 00:19:24,636
Vaya con dios.

472
00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:34,346
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