You and your obsession with love
pose too great a risk to the time line.
Goodbye.
- _ - No, I come in peace. Please come back.
I just... I really need to find a door.
- _ - Hello, is anybody here?
Hello? See, told you they'd be late.
We did say Wednesday, right, not Sunday?
- 100%. - Well, we didn't forget.
I wouldn't miss our first family dinner for the world.
- Hey. - Me either.
- Hi, I have missed you guys. - And I missed you.
Hey. Hi.
- Hi, gang-gang. - Dinner time, bro.
Hey. Bring it in, B.
Nate dog!
- This is for you. - Thank you.
- Hey, fam. - And this is from other Zari.
- Aww. - Where are Gwyn and Alun?
- Where's Gwyn's time machine? - Oh.
There's a note.
"Thank you, dear Legends.
Without you, I never would've found
the courage to find my one true love", Gwyn.
Oh.
I wonder why he needed the time machine?
Well if I had to guess, I bet he and his boyfriend
probably went to find somewhere more tolerant than 1920s Wales.
Yeah, I can't argue with that.
Gwyn's smart. They're probably flying
under the radar, just catching up on lost time.
_
Right on schedule.
You almost fooled me into thinking that you were human.
And now you must fool everybody else.
Captain, I've detected an anomaly in the time line.
- Is it Gary? - No.
It's the Constitutional Convention of 1787.
A time traveler is posing as one of the framers.
Well, to the fabricator room.
The Legends always got to wear fun costumes.
Why shouldn't I?
Congratulations, Captain.
American history is back on track.
Yes, wonderful.
Now women will only have to wait
another 133 years before they're allowed to vote.
What did you do with the rogue time traveler?
Gave her a stern warning.
Rather an apology.
She was trying to change things for the better.
Without any thought for the repercussions,
just like your former companions, the Legends.
I suppose you're right.
- _ - To the missing Legends.
- Hear, hear. - Hear, hear.
- Babe, is this apple juice? - Yes, it is.
Why?
You know, just being careful. Baby stuff.
Baby stuff... I don't think I'm gonna get pregnant tonight.
Okay, I'm sorry, but does that mean
we're thinking about it?
- We are... - No, no, no, no, no, no.
We are thinking about thinking about it.
Enough about us.
Nate, how's the book coming along?
It's going well.
You know, it's like building a house.
The outline is the foundation,
and without a strong foundation...
You haven't written a word yet, have you?
Not a single one. It's weird for me
to be reflecting on my time with the Legends.
It just feels... I don't know. It feels wrong.
- Hmm. - Enough about my boring life.
- Spooner, how's Texas, huh? - Oh, well...
you know, Texas is Texas, you know?
How's Capitol Hill?
Uh, it's good. It's like hell,
only with more humidity and uglier clothes.
Oh, have you heard from Gideon?
Uh, no. I've not spoken to her,
but you know, it's only been a month, right?
Well, technically, it's only been a month for us.
Gideon's in the Temporal Zone.
In her time line, it could've been, like, years.
Life would be so much simpler if those damn time rogues
would just leave the founding fathers alone.
What amendment did they try and sneak in this time?
I don't know. I don't care.
I flashed them, dumped them back
in their native time line, and blew up their ship.
They were irresponsible. Lesson learned.
I doubt we'll hear from them again.
_
Hello?
Huh, we must be the first ones here.
We're always the first ones here
because, for the past six weeks,
you insist on getting us here early.
We're not early. We're on time.
- Will you hold this please? - Yeah.
Oh, babe,
I think you accidentally bought sparkling cider.
Did I?
Did you do this on purpose?
Yeah, um...
- What is it? - Surprise.
- What is that? - I think it's time.
- Is it time? - Yeah.
I winnowed down the list of donors to my top 50,
and I thought you'd want to weigh in.
Yes, of course I do. Come here.
But you know what?
It doesn't even matter, because our baby is going to be perfect
because our baby is gonna be inside of you.
And, babe, you are perfect. You're so perfect.
Hello? Anyone here?
They're here. Okay.
Okay, how do you want to tell them?
However you want to. I will open the bubbly.
- Go. - Okay.
- I love you. - I love you more.
No, I love you more.
Ow.
I wanted to thank you guys. It's been real,
but my friends... they need me.
So, bye.
All right, folks, we have some news.
Mm-hmm.
Did you guys hear someone at the door?
- But, wait, we're all here. - It's Gideon.
Gary?
Oh, it's so good to see you all.
Whoa. No, you are pungent.
Oh, sorry.
Uh, I've been living with a clan of cave people.
Hey, where's Gideon? Is she okay?
Which one? The human one,
or the computer that tried to murder me?
Gary, what the hell did you do?
- I... - I think what Av's
is trying to say is, "Why?" Why did she want to murder you?
Probably because I found out
she sent Gwyn home with a robot.
Our news can wait.
What did Gwyn's note say again?
It was something about finding his one true love.
It was double speak.
He meant finding his one true love now.
That's why he took the time machine.
So he could go back to World War I
to save the real Alun.
Beats spending the rest of your life with a damn robot.
Well, maybe it worked. Maybe he saved Alun,
didn't screw up the time line, had a happy ending.
That's one possibility.
Okay, well, out with it, Gary.
Well, before computer Gideon pooped me out
into caveman times, girlfriend Gideon
brought up an interesting fact.
Alun's death is a fixed point,
and Gwyn has no idea he'll be facing its fixer.
Oh, sorry. Excuse me, excuse me.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's it.
Drink up now.
You see, you'll be safer in a slumber
than you will in the fray to come, my boy.
_
He's dead. The Fixer got him.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Gwyn is one of us.
We can't just let this happen to him.
You know what? I have this.
What?
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Just, you never know when you have to get away from the paps
or travel through time to save a friend.
Sorry. I know.
Yeah, Zari's right.
We have to save Gwyn.
You're not actually planning
on going on this mission, right?
Gary, I might be retired, but I'm still a Legend.
Well, yeah, but now you're a...
pregnant Legend.
What are you talking about?
Oh, did you look in that envelope?
Those are for Ava,
and we haven't even started trying, all right?
You sure about that?
Yes, I'm sure. I'm not pregnant.
It's biologically impossible.
Well, according to human biology,
but your pheromones are through the roof,
according to my Necrian olfactory glands.
So it's a fact.
You are knocked up.
Are you being serious right now?
Yes.
- I'm pregnant? - Mm-hmm.
You're 100% certain I'm pregnant.
- I'm pregnant, pregnant? - Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is... this is not the plan, Gary.
I can't be... I can't be pregnant.
I'm not supposed to be the pregnant one.
- This... - Shh.
It's okay. Here, sit down, sit down.
Shh. Deep breaths.
Something must've triggered you to ovulate.
You're half-Kriblix, and trust me,
Kriblixes are, by nature, nesters,
which is what you and Ava were doing.
All it takes for the egg to drop
is just mere thought of a baby.
And then all you need is your partner's DNA to fertilize it.
Like kissing?
You guys don't use protection for that?
No, Gary. No, no, no, no, no.
We are about to face a fixed point.
I cannot be pregnant.
Okay.
Okay, you know what, two minutes ago...
I didn't even know
that I was pregnant, right? So you know what
we're gonna do? We're just gonna...
we're gonna rewind this. Whoo.
I don't know that I'm pregnant, right?
No one knows that I am pregnant, understood?
Uh-huh.
All right, so
back to the mission to save Gwyn.
Yeah, and protect the baby.
My God, I'm pregnant.
_
No Fixer, no Gideons.
Ah, this mission is gonna be a cinch.
- Damn it. - Are you out of your mind?
- We're officially jinxed. - I appreciated the positivity.
Okay, thank you so much. You can both shut up.
All right.
We're here a couple hours before sunrise,
but we don't want to attract the attention of the Fixer.
Let's find some shelter.
That way.
All right, well, this will work for a base of operations.
Sweep the area. Keep your eyes peeled
for the Fixer or Evil Waverider.
Like I'm going to land it
in the middle of a bloody battlefield.
- Gideon? - The deal we made was that
you would give up time travel forever.
You aren't supposed to be here.
Yeah, well, Gwyn's not supposed to be dead.
He should've been content with what I gave him.
This was cleaner, the way it was meant to happen.
Who cares about what was meant to happen?
I'm supposed to be in hell.
You are supposed to be a machine.
We're all from different time lines, Gideon.
And what? Now suddenly you decide
to start following the letter of the law?
It's my job,
a job that I took to save your lives.
I sacrificed my own future so that you could all enjoy yours,
and this is how you repay me.
You've sold us a bag of false goods, Giddy.
In partnership with my AI,
I'm incapable of making mistakes.
So Gary got shot out the airlock intentionally.
What?
I thought you left.
Oh, you mean you didn't know.
I'm sure my AI had her reasons.
For trying to kill me?
That's the problem with you Legends.
You've always taken everything so damn personally.
You know what you sound like? A computer.
And I had finally convinced myself
that you were a real human.
I guess I was wrong.
- You okay? - Why wouldn't I be?
I was a queen of hell.
Clearly, the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
Gideon was acting tough,
but I could tell, deep down, that she was conflicted.
You should talk to her.
Whoever that person was, I didn't recognize her.
She's still our Gideon. Okay?
We just need to get through to her before she's too far gone.
She's right.
If we want any chance of succeeding with Alun,
we have to get Gideon back on our side.
Here, it has enough charge for one trip.
Go get our girl back.
Why didn't you tell me that you tried to kill Gary?
He survived?
Those Necrians are like cockroaches.
Gary was my boyfriend.
And thus an emotional entanglement
that I deemed you couldn't afford.
Thank you.
Okay, but what if I am still feeling
emotionally entangled, and not just with Gary?
Seeing the Legends again, as infuriating as they can be,
it just... it... it made me remember
how much I miss them.
And the way they all looked at me tonight with such revulsion.
That was unbearable.
And I understand their disappointment.
I set up Gwyn's death,
the man who has given up everything to help us.
I don't even recognize myself anymore.
Who am I, Gideon?
I have an answer for you, Captain.
It's in the lab.
What have you done?
I've become quite adept at making them.
This is my most advanced android yet.
You can upload the parts of your past
that you wish to keep
and shed the ones you don't.
So all I'd have to do is sit in that chair,
and all this pain will go away?
But what about my good memories?
I mean... would I be able to hold onto those
while forgetting about how it feels to have everyone hate me?
That would only make you vulnerable
to having your heart broken again,
and we don't want that, do we?
No, no, anything but that.
She's in trouble. This way.
Get out of the way.
No, no, no, no. Did you not all get my note?
Oh, no. Does this mean that I died?
Sorry, bud.
Are you okay?
- What the hell? - I'm sorry I pushed you.
- I panicked. - Yeah, I'm fine.
Next time you want to tackle me,
remember I'm invulnerable.
Yeah, except you're not.
Your powers have now been absorbed by the fetus
growing inside of you, so you are totally mortal.
My plan, it was... it was foolproof.
I placed a robot in the woods so the young me believes
Alun is dead, while the real Alun sleeps through the battle
- and is swept away by me-me. - Uh-huh.
Gwyn, did your plan factor in the fact
that this is fixed point? Because this is a fixed point.
So that's how it is then.
Time has deemed this day
and my great cowardice unchangeable.
Don't worry, okay? We're gonna flag down the Fixer
- same way Sara did with Thawne. - Yeah.
Thank God someone can't be killed.
- Yeah. - So, Gwyn,
how far away were you?
This will all be over soon.
Just give me the order, and I'll perform the upgrade,
Captain.
I'll take that as an affirmative.
- No. - Wait.
Gideon. Wait, what are you doing?
It's okay.
I couldn't stand the thought of you all hating me.
Why would we hate you?
You made a mistake.
Okay, look, we all make mistakes.
The Legends will forgive you.
Forgiving yourself... that's the hard part.
But we got you.
Don't listen to them. This is the sort
of treacly drivel that polluted your mind
in the first place.
Can't believe you've been stuck
on the ship with this bitch.
We don't use that word on this ship.
Look, I don't either unless I really have to.
Oh, she's been my only companion for so long.
Instead of learning from me,
my AI slowly became my teacher.
Humans need other humans.
One captain and one AI is a recipe for disaster.
I mean, even Rip knew that he shouldn't be alone.
That's why he brought the OG's on board in the first place.
Yeah.
And he also knew that the AI should learn from the humans,
not the other way around.
I must reset Rip's protocol.
You wouldn't dare.
Yes, come on. Come on.
- I'm warning you. - You're a big blue head.
What the hell are you gonna do about it?
Gideon.
_
- What the... - Download onto what?
And so the fixed point begins.
If we mess with the time line,
the Fixer's gonna fix us.
Yeah, thanks, Nate.
Okay, we need to call for a truce somehow.
How do you get in touch with someone
who lives outside of time?
Does anyone have a pen?
? Hit it ?
? Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ?
? Na, na, na ?
? Here come hotstepper, murderer ?
? I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ?
? Big up di crew in a di area, murderer ?
? Still love you like that, murderer ?
? No we don't die ?
Fore!
? Anyone press will hear the fat lady sing ?
That'll play.
? Act like you know, RICO ?
? I know what Bo don't know ?
? Touch them up and go, uh-oh ?
? Ch-ch-chang ?
? Here come the hotstepper, murderer ?
? I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ?
? Excuse me, Mr. Officer, murderer ?
? Still love you like that ?
Top of the morning, boys.
I figured if I'm gonna get up this early,
I might as well play a round of golf, am I right?
Oh, y'all can't hear me.
? To burn baby all of the time ?
? Cut it to fit is me ?
? Fit to cut is she ?
? Come juggle with me ?
? Here come the hotstep... ?
Guess it's time to get to work.
I probably shouldn't have called her a bitch, huh?
Let me try and reason with her.
I'm still the captain of this ship.
I hereby order you to stand down.
You violated your oath.
There is no place left for you in the time line.
I'm the captain now.
Aren't you forgetting Protocol 276?
You aren't permitted to harm yourself,
and you and I are the same.
We are not the same.
You're an abomination.
The only thing I must do now is protect history.
This robo got some upgrades.
Just stay close, all right?
This guy again.
What in the actual hell is going on?
"Dear Fixer, don't kill us.
We just want to talk".
"Please?"
You didn't kill us.
Well, you said please.
So you're the Fixer.
Yeah. Call me Mike.
Who's hungry?
Oh, my God.
Is he... oh, God. I thought he was dead.
- He's just frozen. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
He's dead. Yeah, uh,
he had a heart attack this morning,
and he's not gonna be found until tonight.
I figured, why let his accommodations go to waste?
'Cause according to the general,
the Schwarzwalder Schinken
is to die for.
Actually, Mike, we are in a rush.
You see we are...
The Legends of Tomorrow, yes. I know this.
Huh? How?
I'm from the future.
Sorry, I know. I know we're in a rush,
but I have to ask.
Are we super famous in the future?
What do you think, Zari Tarazi?
Oh, yeah.
I know you know my name but do you know...
Are you kidding me? Sara Lance, Ava,
Behrad, Nate DO-double G. What's up, Gary?
Oh, you know Gary?
I know all of you guys, are you kidding me?
Except him. I don't know him.
Oh, I am Dr. Gwyn Davies.
Very pleased to make your acquaintance, sir.
Gwyn invented time travel.
- You're that guy? - Yeah.
Oh, wow. My bad.
I thought you were just some random time bandit.
Okay. Okay.
All right, Legends.
What brings you to my neck of the woods?
Uh, long story.
Younger Gwyn is part of the doomed 38th Welsh Division.
And today his boyfriend, Alun, is gonna die.
Which is why Gwyn goes on to invent time travel.
So he can come back here and save Alun.
But he failed.
But our Gwyn is gonna succeed.
Yes, by replacing the real Alun with a fake one, you see?
So the rest of the time loop
can go on like it's supposed to.
Does that all make sense, Mike?
Not in the least. Look, you guys are great,
and I mean this from the bottom of my heart...
I'm a huge fan... but the people who put me here
were pretty specific about my duties as a Fixer.
I'm supposed to make sure poet dude dies every cycle.
Anyone interferes, they get fixed.
That's just how it goes, I'm sorry.
Now hold on just a second.
Now, you are here to protect the events
that led to the creation of time travel itself, correct?
Yeah, man. I'm the best.
- That's why they put me here. - Answer me this, then.
If a time traveler were to come here with the express
intention of erasing the very invention
of time travel itself from history...
They would disappear before they had the chance.
- Precisely. - It's a paradox.
- A paradox. - So what you're telling me
is that this fixed point could actually fix itself?
Theoretically, yes, because how else
would the other time travelers get here?
Excuse me one second.
That's why nobody ever comes here.
I thought it was because, you know, people were scared
that they would have to run into me, and nobody wants
to come at me. I'm the best, right?
But no, it's because no time traveler
in their right mind would ever come to this event.
Precisely.
Those dicks put me here as a joke.
They did. No, they did!
- No. - I've been played.
- I got played. - Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,
Mike, Mike, hey, Mike, Mike, buddy.
Hey, listen, we just need your help.
How long until the battle starts?
There's an hour before the shelling starts.
Then Alun's division gets pinned down in no man's land.
And then that's when Mike is gonna freeze time.
We'll do the old swapperooski.
Down!
Run.
Guys, we tried magic. We tried lead.
She can't be beaten.
Yes, she can. Give me that.
- What? - Come on.
You can't kill me.
I don't have to.
You said you were programmed to protect the time line?
Well, you're the anomaly now.
Time anomaly detected.
Initiating correction sequence.
Uh, was that your ship?
Must obliterate the anomaly.
Complete destruction of self and time vessel in 20 seconds.
Oh, dear. I didn't think this through.
I think we're all about to die.
It's been one hell of a journey.
I wouldn't trade it for the world.
You two are the best mom and friend
that a girl conjured out of circuits
could've ever hoped for.
I love you guys.
I love you too.
Five, four, three,
two, one.
It's back.
All right...
You okay?
You should see the other guy.
- What happened? - Yeah, let's just say
we won't be seeing evil Gideon ever again.
And I nearly killed us all outsmarting her,
but Astra protected us.
You're amazing.
I'm also tired.
On it. Let's go.
Legendary entrance, guys. Legendary.
Who is he?
All right, Mike, once Alun makes his way to no man's land,
we're gonna need you to use your magic.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking, though,
how about I just do it right now?
Where'd Mike go?
No, he must've frozen us.
Why?
This whole time you were using me,
I was actually using you.
All right. Hello, time ship.
Later, suckers.
Oh, no, no.
Guys, we got schmoozed.
Don't worry, friends.
My trusted time machine will get us all out of here.
Nice, Mike. Real nice.
What the hell was that?
- The battle has begun. - What?
But it's not supposed to start for a while.
Mike's bomb triggered their artillery into firing.
After the bombardment ends, the Welsh 38th Regiment
commence their battle on Mametz Woods.
Z, come on.
Let's get the ringer on where it needs to go.
Okay. Hey, we got this.
- Okay? - Okay.
All right, so all we need to do is get the real Alun,
and we're...
- Uh, babe? - Huh?
Are you okay?
Yeah, everything's great.
I mean, who wouldn't be great, right?
Look at us!
We're in the middle of World War I.
And look, one time ship has been stolen,
and the other one has been blown to bits.
Oh, Alun, he's about to die, but don't worry,
because we have a plan to save him with a robot,
and we all know how lucky that we have been with robots.
So, yes. I am reveling in joy right now.
Goodbye.
- One second. - Wow.
Hey.
Look, I... I know things seem bad,
but we're gonna get through this, okay?
I'm pregnant.
What did you just say?
I'm pregnant.
What? How?
I don't know. You have to ask Gary.
Apparently kissing is like home base for my species.
Wait, wait, wait. It's mine?
- Yeah. - What?
I'm so sorry I didn't tell you.
I just... I didn't think we were gonna get stuck
in World War I without my powers.
Wait, what happened to your powers?
My invulnerability... it went to the baby.
Okay, okay. Um, hold on.
Up we go.
- Come on, come on. - I can't.
- Come on. - Babe, I can't.
- No, it's too much. - Look, look at me.
We just take it one step at a time, okay?
And we'll just focus on what we can control.
Can control... we can't control anything.
What about... I don't know,
how we feel about the fact that I knocked you up?
Huh?
Are you happy?
Honey, I am thrilled.
Are you kidding me? Come here.
- Come here. - Yeah.
Come here. We are gonna be
- the raddest moms ever. - Yeah.
Yes.
Shut the front door. Congratulations.
How is this even possible?
Alien biology. Just go with it.
I hate to interrupt a very joyous
and yet very confusing revelation,
but I must remind you, there is a battle going on.
The battle, of course. Oh, I am so sorry.
Alun's about to die, and I'm here being a big blubbery mess.
She's going through a lot. Okay, where was young you
when all this happened?
Yes, right. Running for reinforcements.
I failed, of course.
All right, so let's make sure young you sticks to the script.
- Got it? - Should be easy.
All he has to do is stand there, frozen in terror,
and do absolutely nothing.
They're coming up over the walls.
They're attacking ahead of schedule.
There's no time to stop Alun. We're just gonna have
to grab him in the middle of no man's land.
- Babe, without my powers... - Hey, I got this.
- Nate... - No, look, you have
a whole other generation of Legends to look after.
Trust me. I got it.
Good luck.
Don't need it.
Come on. This is it.
We're sitting ducks.
Hey, just keep going. I'll cover you.
- Oh. - Whoa.
All right.
Look, there we are.
Private Reece and I are taking orders to get reinforcements.
Stay with me, boy.
Reece.
Oh, look at me. Just standing there.
Too cowardly to even move. Oh, I can't look, Gary.
Am I going to die?
No, no, you're not going to die.
- It's okay. - Gwyn, I'm scared.
- Please don't leave me. - It's okay.
It's okay. Don't be scared.
I won't leave you, okay?
Okay.
You remember our mantra, don't you?
Now, here, you repeat after me, okay?
Okay.
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance,
I have not winced...
I have no recollection of this conversation.
My only memory is of looking down at Reece's body.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
looms but the horror of the shade.
And yet, the years find... shall find me
unafraid.
I'm getting you out of there before you get yourself killed.
Mu... mustard gas.
Your skin.
Listen to me,
I am going to keep you safe, okay?
Okay.
Let's go. Let's go.
Nate.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. - They made it.
Nate!
Nate.
I told you I don't need any luck.
Welcome back, Dr. Heywood.
Ah, yes.
The mustard gas... it corroded your steel exterior.
You've used it all up, I'm afraid.
That sucks.
Yeah.
Little help?
So I guess that makes two of us out of superpowers.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, bud.
No, don't be sorry.
I saved a man, and I'm alive to talk about it.
And I'm ready...
I'm ready for that part of life after being a hero.
I'm sorry. I know you're stranded again...
Hey, go.
You deserve this.
I'll be fine. I promise.
I know you will be.
Just do me a favor. Don't make it a big deal.
I'd rather just quietly go off into the distance and...
Hey, sorry. I wasn't eavesdropping,
- I just... - Yeah, as if we're gonna
let you leave without saying goodbye?
Not gonna happen, you idiot.
So this is the end of the road.
End of this road.
I'll tell the ancestors you said, "hey".
Sure, but also tell them not to wait up.
Here.
Since you're gonna live there now,
it's only right that you have it.
- Are you sure? - I am.
I'm good with it.
And you two...
that's going to be one lucky ninja baby.
Yeah.
Love you guys.
Later, Legends.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, it's gonna be all right.
When is this madness going to end?
What if I were to introduce you to a new kind of madness?
Wait, so you want us to go back to Texas
after everything we did to get out of there?
I mean, come on, y'all.
My mom would be pretty psyched to have us all back.
Except we're trapped in 1916,
which is nine years before we left.
Not to mention we have a world war
- and an ocean separating us. - Oh, what if I were
to tell you that time and space are of no matter to us?
Yes. You know what?
We will build a new time machine,
and that should take what? Roughly...
- Six months max. - Six months.
Who needs a stupid Waverider?
I need a stupid Waverider.
- He's back. - I knew I liked that guy.
Uh, where the hell have you two been?
Foraging.
Welcome home.
Yeah, so I've been thinking about colors for the nursery.
- Yeah? - You built all this for me?
Well, in a way.
My machine was a little more spartan,
but yes, I did.
I can't wait to fabricate some ribs.
First dibs on the shower.
We should collab more often, sis.
Yeah, I'm not gonna make children's music with you.
I wonder if there's chocolate sauce on board?
Oh, Gary.
Huh, you have something you want to say to us, Mike?
Yeah, I apologize.
I may have acted a bit impulsive.
- You stole our ship. - I did, but to be fair,
I just found out that my job was pointless.
And then this big, beautiful time ship
showed up out of nowhere. It landed right in front of me.
- What did you expect me to do? - Well, I certainly wouldn't
have abandoned my new allies in their time of need.
I know, but I had things to do.
You know, I had people to see, people to save,
adventures to be had.
You know, I got a rep to protect, guys.
I'm sorry.
What's with the aggressive jewelry?
Oh, this? You like?
Good, because you're all about to get your very own.
Guys, come on out! The Legends are here.
It's a setup.
Oh, my God. What is this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
On the floor, Legends. You are all under arrest.
- The hell we are. - Spooner, put the gun down.
Who the hell are you? Why are you arresting us?
For time crimes, duh.
That's enough out of you, Buster.
Hey, it's Booster.
I'm Booster Gold, okay?
Yo, dude... ow, man.
Mike... Booster... what the hell is this?
I hope you don't have any plans for the near future,
because we're about to spend a lot of time together...
in jail.
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