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Okay, children, let's take our seats.

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I know there's a lot of things going on

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and we're all a little bit worried.

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I've heard some of you express
concern over current events,

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so I think we should
discuss what's happening.

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It is true...

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Rick and I did get into
a fight over the weekend.

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Now, I don't know what you've
heard and what you haven't,

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but Rick was wrong, okay?

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He's the one that needs to apologize.

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We're not worried about that.
We're all worried about Putin.

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Putin? It was just a little
noise when I pulled out.

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Nobody was "pootin," okay?

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And anyway, you kids shouldn't
be talking about that stuff!

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Geez!

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Uh, kids, I need your attention!

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We're doing an emergency
drill this morning, m'kay.

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A drill?

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M'kay, now, we haven't
done these in a long time,

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but we need to be prepared if
the Russians decide to nuke us.

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Now, when you hear this sound...

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The Russians are nuking us.

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Then you need to quickly
and calmly get out of your seats

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and get to the gymnasium, m'kay?

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The Russians are nuking us.

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The Russians are nuking us! Go!

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Go, go, go! We're all gonna die!

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Come on! Come on!
The missiles are coming!

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They've lost their minds! Run!

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Get to the gym! Get to the gym!

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Come on!

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Come on, we're getting nuked!
Everyone to the gym!

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It's our only chance!

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Under the bleachers! Go!

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Come on, move! Everyone's going to die!

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M'kay. That was... 22 seconds.

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That's not bad, m'kay.

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Now, if this were real,
we would just all stay here

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and wait to hear from
our government and maybe,

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maybe listen to some appropriate music,

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like we did back in the '80s.

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? Take your baby by the hand ?

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? Do the next thing that you feel ?

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- _
- ? I said... ?

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Starring...

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Butters.

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Stephen and Linda Stotch.

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Melancholy the Horse.

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And the comedy of Vladimir Putin.

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? Dancehall days, love ?

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Hi, Katie!

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Hi, Kelly!

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Oh, my gosh. Pixie
looks so pretty today.

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Thanks! I braided my pony's tail.

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Hi, Josslyn! Hi, Staci Mae!

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Hi, Butters.

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Alright, pony riders.

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We've got a big
competition this weekend,

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so let's line up and do our rails.

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Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!

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Don't wave at us, Butters!

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Judges hate when they wave.
He needs to not do that.

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Okay, Staci Mae, nice trot.
Here comes the jump.

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Good. Very nice. Okay, next.

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Good, Heather.

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That's good control of Sunshine. Good.

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Okay, Butters, come on. You're next.

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Come on, Butters. Come on!

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Oh! He clunked it!

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It's okay. It's okay.

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Good job, Butters. Good job.

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F***

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We should just pull
Butters out of dressage.

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He sucks at this.

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Oh, we can't pull him out. He loves it.

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Don't you understand, Linda? I'm scared.

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The big competition is this weekend.

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Butters will be going
up against the Russians.

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Oh, look, here comes the Russian now.

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- Boo!
- Boo!

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Boo, Russia! Booooo!

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Hey, what are you
booing a little kid for?

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Don't you know who that is?

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That's Dan Solokov's kid!

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Dan Solokov who works at
the Ace Hardware over in Meeker?

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Even the kid's pony
is a Russian Etruscan!

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You piece-a-shit communist!

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You won't take our
freedoms away! Boo, Russia!

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? Games without frontiers ?

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? War without tears ?

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? Jeux sans frontières ?

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Yeah?

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Mr. Mackey, I'd like
to have a word with you.

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Oh, yeah, yes, of course, PC Principal.

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I see that you've,
uh, called for another

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nuclear emergency drill this afternoon?

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Yes, that's right. We
are going to be prepared.

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Well, Mr. Mackey, this
is the seventh drill

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that we've done in two days.

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And I see that you also put in
the budget for a bomb shelter

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and 20 VHS copies of "Red Dawn."

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VHS is still really the best
format when you think about it.

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Mr. Mackey, I'm starting to
worry that this is sort of...

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nostalgic for you,

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like you're kind of enjoying this.

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Enjoying it?

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My job is to have this school ready.

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Kids need to know what
Russia is capable of.

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Ah-staff meen-ya if pahk-oye.

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You speak Russian?

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No, but I watched "Hunt For Red October"

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like 200 times.

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Mr. Mackey, I'm not asking you.

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I'm telling you...
Stop with all the drills

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and stop putting ideas
into our students' heads.

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No, you... You're right, of course.

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I'm... I'm over-reacting.

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Okay.

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M'kay.

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Alright, Butters, you've
just got two more days

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before the dressage competition.

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I'll do my best, Dad.

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You're gonna have to do
better than that, Butters.

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You see that little
Russian kid over there?

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That kid doesn't give a shit about you.

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He just wants to win

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and take what little
patriotism our country has left.

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That kid?

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You didn't live through the
Cold War, Butters, but we did.

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This tournament is gonna be turned into

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a political spectacle,
and you have to win.

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Otherwise, I'm afraid we'll
have to give your pony away

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to communists who
slaughter ponies and donkeys

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to make skin cream.

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That's mostly the Chinese,
but a commie's a commie.

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Better dead than red, Butters.

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Oh, Jesus! Not Melancholy!

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Now, that little prick
is trying to intimidate you.

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I want you to go in there and
show him how an American rides.

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Come on, boy!

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Butters! Butters, what
the hell are you doing?!

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Well, I dunno!

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You have to learn control!

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Come on, Melancholy, come on!

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Ewwww!

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Butters, what the hell is that?!

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What is what? Oh, geez!

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Put that thing away, Melancholy!

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Jesus, Linda, what are we gonna do?

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_

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_

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What are you up to, you piece of shit?

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Hello, sir.

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I just needed to talk to somebody.

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I've been having some problems at home.

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Uh-huh, m'kay, that's nice.
That's good to hear.

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Why don't you just, uh, sit
there and tell me about it?

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Well, it's just my parents.

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You see, a few months
ago, I saw this little girl

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riding a pony and I said,
"Whoa! I wanna do that!"

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Uh-huh.

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So we found a stable and a trainer,

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and I started to learn dressage.

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And I got to lease a pony,
and his name is Melancholy.

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Yeah, yeah, that must be tough.

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I'm sorry to hear that, m'kay.

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Well, I love to ride Melancholy.

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But now I'm feeling all
this pressure to win.

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My parents said I have to win

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because it's against the Russians.

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M'kay, we...

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The what?

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It's the Russians.

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I mean, I guess they're
just really good at dressage,

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But now my dad says it's
a matter of national security.

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M'kay. Butters.

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Don't move your head.

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Don't move my head? I...

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Uh, uh! They're probably watching us,

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so keep acting like
you're asking me for help.

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Well, o-okay, but I kind of am
asking you for help, ya know,

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because I'm feeling
really lost and miserable.

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That's good. Now listen carefully.

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What did your parents tell you?

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Well, they said if I
don't do well at dressage,

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it could mean the end
of all of our freedoms.

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Jesus Christ.

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M'kay, well, Butters, you know,

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sometimes troubles at
home can be bad, m'kay.

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I need you to tell me
everything you know

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about dressage.

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We need to have
a serious talk, Melancholy,

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and I need you to listen.

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There's a time to poop,
and there's a time to work.

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And the best thing is to
poop when your work is done.

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I-It's like when I'm in the classroom,

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sometimes I have to poop,

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but I have to wait until lunch break.

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If I really have to go, I can
raise my hand to ask politely.

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But if you stop and poop
while we're competin',

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the judges are gonna deduct points.

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And then the Russians will beat us,

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and then you're gonna get
turned into Chinese skin cream!

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We have to do this, Melancholy.

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You and me have to
focus like never before.

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Now, let's go show them what we can do!

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Let's go!

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That's it! You got it, boy!

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Nope! Nope! Melancholy!

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Over the jump, boy!

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Come on, Melancholy!

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What? W-Where are you going?

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Melancholy, back to the jump!

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Whoa, Melancholy! Whoa!

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W-What are you doing now?!

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Now I'm not sure what's goin' on here.

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No! No! No! Melancholy! Bad pony!

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I'm sorry, ma'am!
Melancholy, to the jump!

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What are you doing here?

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Don't shoot...

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I-I'm just the school counselor...

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Mr. Stotch?

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Mr. Mackey?

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What the hell are you doing here?!

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What the hell are you doing here?

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I'll ask the questions,
I've got the gun!

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We were just... having a look around...

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We weren't going to mess
with the Russian pony.

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I-I promise.

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Shut up, Linda.

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Mr. and Mrs. Stotch, you know...

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Your son has been having some problems

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on the playground at school.

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What kind of problems?

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Well, you know, bullies, and, uh,

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pressure for marijuana,
you know, with...

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Don't move!

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Now I want some goddamn answers.

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So you want them to win,
huh? You're a traitor.

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- I'm not the traitor.
- Yeah, right...

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Since when do you care about dressage?

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Since I found out the
principal is a Russian spy.

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A what?!

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There's something
very big going on here,

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and I think it involves your son.

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Mr. Mackey... we were just here to try

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and give that pony diarrhea
by feeding it Erewhon.

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It's the truth.

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We're on your side.

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I think I understand
what's going on now...

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The Communists are gonna use
the pony show as justification...

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to fire the missiles.

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Welcome, everyone, to the 10
and under pony dressage finals.

255
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We want to thank everyone
for coming out today

256
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to support these little riders.

257
00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:52,113
This is it, Melancholy.

258
00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:53,921
We have to do this.

259
00:13:53,926 --> 00:13:57,496
We have to be classy.
We're not gonna poop.

260
00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:59,771
We're not gonna get a boner,
and we're certainly not gonna

261
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have unwarranted sex with the ladies.

262
00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:05,683
Please, boy... We have
got to get this right.

263
00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:11,710
Hi, Mom.

264
00:14:11,858 --> 00:14:15,585
Well, hi, junior!
What a surprise, m'kay!

265
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,765
Mom... I need to use
something in my old room.

266
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,781
Well, sure, come on in!

267
00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:25,448
Everything is still
just as you left it, son.

268
00:14:29,181 --> 00:14:32,751
Mom, I think World War 3
is about to start.

269
00:14:32,756 --> 00:14:35,525
I'm gonna do what I can
to protect our country!

270
00:14:35,530 --> 00:14:38,099
Oh, uh, m'kay, honey,
I'll make you a snack.

271
00:14:45,934 --> 00:14:48,390
Hello, Mr. Mackey.

272
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_

273
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The Russians are nuking us.

274
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What the hell was that?

275
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Someone from the outside is logged into

276
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the missile defense system!

277
00:15:14,004 --> 00:15:16,473
Well, kick them out!
Shut off the Wi-Fi!

278
00:15:16,478 --> 00:15:18,515
It's not coming in on Wi-Fi!

279
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,156
It's some old, archaic technology!

280
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X = "The Russians are nuking us."

281
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Print X, goto 10.

282
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Run.

283
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_

284
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What are they trying to do?!

285
00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:40,156
It's just repeating the
same line over and over.

286
00:15:40,161 --> 00:15:41,718
How did they get it to do that?!

287
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:45,093
Sir! The computers are
taking us to DEFCON 3!

288
00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:56,988
Jesus Christ... It's dressage.

289
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_

290
00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:11,062
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291
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292
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293
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President Putin!

294
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? When two tribes go to war ?

295
00:16:30,192 --> 00:16:33,855
? A point is all that you can score ?

296
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,595
? Score them all, score them all ?

297
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,769
? When two tribes go to war ?

298
00:16:37,774 --> 00:16:40,948
? A point is all that you can score ?

299
00:16:40,953 --> 00:16:43,073
? Working for the black gas ?

300
00:16:43,078 --> 00:16:44,870
? Cowboy number one ?

301
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:48,738
? A born-again poor man's son ?

302
00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:50,645
? Poor man's son ?

303
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:52,318
? On the air America ?

304
00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:55,730
? I modeled shirts by Van Heusen ?

305
00:16:55,735 --> 00:16:58,371
? Working for the black gas ?

306
00:17:01,284 --> 00:17:03,527
- ? Yeah ?
- Oooh, no! No!

307
00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:10,553
? You know ?

308
00:17:10,558 --> 00:17:12,493
? When two tribes go to war ?

309
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,955
? A point is all that you can score ?

310
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,795
? Score them all, score them all ?

311
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,802
? When two tribes go to war ?

312
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:23,345
? A point is all you can score ?

313
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:25,900
? Working for the black gas ?

314
00:17:27,229 --> 00:17:30,732
? Switch off your shield ?

315
00:17:31,956 --> 00:17:33,507
- ? Switch off and feel ?
- We're running out of time!

316
00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:37,172
Take missiles to DEFCON 2!

317
00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:40,986
Here's your Sunny Delight
and Steak-umms, honey.

318
00:17:40,991 --> 00:17:43,072
Get outta my room, Mom, God!

319
00:17:43,077 --> 00:17:45,017
Get outta my room.

320
00:17:45,534 --> 00:17:48,548
Sweetheart... are you m'kay?

321
00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:51,013
'Course I'm not m'kay...

322
00:17:51,018 --> 00:17:53,931
But you wouldn't understand
'cause you're a grown-up.

323
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,698
Honey... as your mother,

324
00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:58,510
I want you to know you can talk to me

325
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,034
about whatever you want.

326
00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:04,049
Even if it's about being
scared of gettin' old.

327
00:18:10,061 --> 00:18:13,331
Things used to be so much simpler, Mama.

328
00:18:14,623 --> 00:18:17,896
There was a good guy
and a... and a bad guy.

329
00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:20,299
And we all... sort of came together

330
00:18:20,324 --> 00:18:22,206
and loved our country...

331
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,390
Not like it is now.

332
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:28,174
Ohhh, junior.

333
00:18:28,179 --> 00:18:32,283
I know that gettin' old
isn't so much fun, is it?

334
00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:36,486
We all wanna go back to
a time when we were younger.

335
00:18:36,693 --> 00:18:39,455
You're getting to be around 55.

336
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:42,297
Your pee-pee doesn't
work so good, does it?

337
00:18:42,302 --> 00:18:44,804
How'd you know about that, Mom?

338
00:18:44,809 --> 00:18:46,619
Well, I'm your mom, honey.

339
00:18:46,624 --> 00:18:48,959
When a man gets to a
point where his pee-pee

340
00:18:48,964 --> 00:18:51,467
doesn't work the way it
used to, he starts to...

341
00:18:51,472 --> 00:18:54,752
well, sit in his room and
play war games again, you know?

342
00:18:54,757 --> 00:18:58,094
But, honey, those times weren't better.

343
00:18:58,447 --> 00:19:00,478
We were all scared.

344
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People died.

345
00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:06,862
That's not something to
strive to get back to.

346
00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:08,978
You're right, mama...

347
00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:10,251
I've been bad.

348
00:19:10,256 --> 00:19:11,491
Oh, you're not bad...

349
00:19:11,496 --> 00:19:12,764
No, I'm bad...

350
00:19:12,769 --> 00:19:14,470
No, no sweetheart.

351
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,643
It... It just felt good
'cause it was familiar.

352
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:21,271
That's just sort of
what us old people do.

353
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,408
It all comes down to this.

354
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:31,486
#823 Davey Solokov and
his Russian Etruscan.

355
00:19:31,491 --> 00:19:35,528
If he completes this last
rail, he will be the winner.

356
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:37,345
We're all dead, Linda.

357
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,186
Rider... please demonstrate your trot.

358
00:19:45,989 --> 00:19:48,959
It's Okay, Melancholy...
We did our best...

359
00:19:49,861 --> 00:19:52,095
Whoa... Where you goin', Melancholy?

360
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,036
And here is the rail.

361
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:57,310
Wait a minute... we have
another pony in the ring!

362
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,424
What's he doing?

363
00:20:01,429 --> 00:20:04,026
What's he doing?!
He's fighting for democracy!

364
00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:05,499
Go, Butters!

365
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,455
Butters! Butters!

366
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:09,112
Melancholy! Bad!

367
00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:10,885
Ahghg!

368
00:20:12,335 --> 00:20:15,252
10... 9... 8...

369
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,324
He's got 'em!

370
00:20:17,896 --> 00:20:21,432
3... 2..1... You're out!

371
00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:39,226
Let me... Let me though! Let me through!

372
00:20:40,487 --> 00:20:42,022
Mackey, we did it!

373
00:20:42,089 --> 00:20:44,234
I know! It's amazing!

374
00:20:44,503 --> 00:20:46,859
This is all a dream come true!

375
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:54,023
You know... the past few days,
I've been re-living the past.

376
00:20:54,414 --> 00:20:58,518
But during this tournament,
I started to change.

377
00:20:58,773 --> 00:21:01,016
And I just wanna say to the Russians...

378
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,137
That if I can change,

379
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,830
then yous can change!

380
00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:08,829
I know how it is when
you're gettin' old, you know,

381
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,563
and you start getting aggressive

382
00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:13,352
because your dick doesn't
work the way it used to.

383
00:21:13,891 --> 00:21:15,096
Da...

384
00:21:15,683 --> 00:21:16,752
Da...

385
00:21:17,322 --> 00:21:19,691
But just because our dicks don't work

386
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,860
doesn't mean we should go
back to the way things were.

387
00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:26,297
In the immortal words of Sting...

388
00:21:26,322 --> 00:21:29,225
We all share the same biology.

389
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,744
Regardless of ideology.

390
00:21:34,237 --> 00:21:40,713
? I wonder if Russians get
diarrhea from Erewhon too ?

391
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:47,741
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