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Hey. I brought you
something to snack on.

2
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Thank you, dear.

3
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Could I ask another favor?

4
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My sister will be here any
minute to have lunch with me.

5
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- How nice.
- Yeah, definitely.

6
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When she gets here,
could you tell her I died?

7
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What? You don't want to see her?

8
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No. She's rude, foul-tempered

9
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and has a mouth on her
you wouldn't believe.

10
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So she's you?

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Without the charm.

12
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Norma, you have a guest.

13
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Thank you, Gabby.

14
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Gabby? With a voice like that,
your name should be SpongeBob.

15
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I know, right?

16
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Hello, Irene.

17
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Hello, Norma.

18
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My big sister.

19
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Now my little sister,
due to osteoporosis.

20
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Yes, I have gotten a little shorter,

21
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and you've gotten a little wider.

22
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Family reunion. Yay.

23
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Hi, I'm Gina.

24
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Gina owns the place.

25
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You own a retirement home?

26
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What, you couldn't buy a cemetery?

27
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I find it very rewarding helping people.

28
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Ah, you're a do-gooder.

29
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What are you, from California?

30
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- No, I'm from...
- Just let it go.

31
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Hello, ladies.

32
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Hey, Drew, come on over
and-and meet Norma's sister.

33
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The woman preys on weakness.

34
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You're gonna introduce her to him?

35
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This is Irene.

36
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- Drew drives our shuttle van.
- Only temporarily.

37
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I'm a therapist by trade,
but I'm on a sabbatical

38
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while I go on a journey
of self-discovery.

39
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You sound like a guy
who's living in his car.

40
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It's a van, actually.

41
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You ever try not being rude?

42
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I call it like I see it.

43
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And rude? You didn't even
come to my husband's funeral.

44
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Why the hell would I do that?

45
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Because he was my husband,
and you're my sister.

46
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Well, don't expect to see
me at your funeral, either.

47
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You're gonna outlive me?

48
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Let's play connect-the-dots
with your melanoma.

49
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How's your diabetes?
Still got both feet?

50
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I only need one to kick your ass.

51
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So Norma's the nice one?

52
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www.subtitulamos.tv

53
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Creamer in your coffee?

54
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No. Not with my IBS.

55
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You have a little dog
hair on your derrière.

56
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Rhyme unintentional, but delightful.

57
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Well, get it for me.

58
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Really?

59
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Okay, here goes.

60
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And... good. You're spotless.
You could eat off that thing.

61
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Not soup, obviously, but certainly
a sandwich or a finger food.

62
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Thanks, buddy.

63
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I did not know I was into that.

64
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- Good morning to you, Harry.
- Yeah.

65
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What's the deal with you two?

66
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Nothing, just getting rid of
some dog hair on her behind.

67
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She did give me a kidney.

68
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Well, this is against
my better judgment,

69
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but I'd like to see you happy.

70
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You have any interest in
meeting my grandniece?

71
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You want me to be a part of your family.

72
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Her name is Amanda.

73
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Pretty girl.

74
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Has a few issues, but then who doesn't?

75
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I'm in. I demand-a to meet Amanda.

76
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I hope she has your eyes.

77
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Tomorrow night, I was
thinking we could get sushi.

78
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Sure, if it's on the Applebee's menu.

79
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And then maybe after, you could...

80
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spend the night.

81
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You mean like a sleepover?

82
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Well, I know you wanted to take it slow,
but things have been good, right?

83
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Things got a little bumpy when you
made me binge "Downtown Abbey,"

84
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but otherwise, yeah, good.

85
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So tomorrow night, we can get crazy.

86
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Crazy?

87
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Don't be scared. Just a few toys.

88
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Great.

89
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So if you have a good time,

90
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I won't know if it was me or the slinky.

91
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Peter, my God. What happened?

92
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I believe the technical
term is "I fell on my ass."

93
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Are you okay?

94
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I slipped in the shower
and injured my coccyx.

95
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Let the snickering begin.

96
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I'll bring you an ice pack later.

97
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You don't want to mess around
with a swollen coccyx.

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In addition to breakfast,
lunch and dinner,

99
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we also offer late night
snacks until 7:30.

100
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Hey, peeps. This is
Norma's sister, Irene.

101
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- Hi.
- Hello.

102
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Irene.

103
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The Greek goddess of peace,

104
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deity of the seasons

105
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and keeper of heaven's gates.

106
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Look who read a book.

107
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I'm Jerry. Nice to meet you.

108
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What is this, a May-December thing?

109
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You could do better.

110
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I like this one.

111
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Okay, let's go sit over there.

112
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Far, far away from other people.

113
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For the record, if you
and I were a couple,

114
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I'd be proud to be with you.

115
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Thank you.

116
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This place isn't half bad.

117
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I'll take a BLT and an
application to move in.

118
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Hell no.

119
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Why not? Since Stanley died,

120
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there's nothing for me
in Florida anymore.

121
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Course there is.

122
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There's hurricanes and alligators.

123
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I'm at the age where
assisted living makes sense.

124
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Wouldn't mind some help
getting off the can.

125
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This is my home,

126
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and I'll be damned if I'm
gonna let you ruin it for me.

127
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So...

128
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Did Stanley die of natural causes or...

129
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was it a choice?

130
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G-G-G-G-G Unit!

131
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- What's up?
- Yeah. Hey...

132
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Any chance someone else could
drive the van tomorrow night?

133
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I've got a bit of a sitch.

134
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I'm sure we could figure out something.

135
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- What's your sitch?
- Well, it's not really a sitch.

136
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It's more of a thang.

137
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Ooh, a thang. You gonna get
some spice where it's nice?

138
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It's just a blind date, but
phasers are set to fun.

139
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Really? A blind date?

140
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Yeah. Harry set me up
with his niece, Amanda.

141
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Amanda.

142
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And what do we know about Amanda?

143
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Not much, but it seems as if
I've piqued your curiosity.

144
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It's not piqued. You've piqued nothing.

145
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It's piqued.

146
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Like my wife is always yelling at me,

147
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"Flush!"

148
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Unbelievable.

149
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Wins every hand, yet still
calls pasta "pasghetti."

150
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Hey, guys. Can I ask you a question?

151
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I mean, like, confidential?

152
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Your secret is safe with us.

153
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Mostly because we won't remember it.

154
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Listen, I-I... I've been out of
the dating scene for a long time.

155
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What's the story with
those pills, you know,

156
00:08:09,494 --> 00:08:12,933
for your little engine
that sometimes can't?

157
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You talking about boner pills?

158
00:08:16,546 --> 00:08:17,947
I got a trunk full of 'em.

159
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You want me to crush some up
in your "pasghetti" tonight?

160
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- It's not like I need 'em, I...
- Take 'em.

161
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- Really, I don't have a problem.
- Take 'em.

162
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- But I'm not even sure, I...
- Take 'em.

163
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Fine.

164
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I'll take 'em.

165
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It's just that I haven't been
with a woman since Jackie passed.

166
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- So you're nervous?
- Damn right I am.

167
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I can't help feeling like
maybe I'm betraying her.

168
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After my wife passed,
it was several years

169
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before I was even interested
in talking to another woman.

170
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Yeah. Meredith was it for me.

171
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- Oh, yeah.
- Besides, I'm 85.

172
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I'm done talking, and more
importantly, I'm done listening.

173
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I know divorce isn't death,

174
00:08:58,517 --> 00:09:01,012
but, I had trouble moving on, too...

175
00:09:01,038 --> 00:09:03,374
until I saw my ex's dating profile.

176
00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:07,062
Single one month, now
you love hiking, Paula?

177
00:09:08,079 --> 00:09:10,054
I lost my first wife,

178
00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,375
but I felt like finding love again

179
00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:15,366
and living life to the fullest
was actually honoring her.

180
00:09:15,496 --> 00:09:18,063
I had no idea your wife died.

181
00:09:18,381 --> 00:09:19,687
I'm so sorry.

182
00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:22,421
No, I lost her at a Super Kmart.

183
00:09:23,165 --> 00:09:26,265
She said she was going for Q-tips,
and I never saw her again.

184
00:09:26,448 --> 00:09:28,929
But I know you're
watching over me, Coco.

185
00:09:31,269 --> 00:09:34,273
I-I think what he's trying to say is

186
00:09:34,452 --> 00:09:37,452
that Jackie would be happy you found Bette.

187
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I think she would.

188
00:09:41,578 --> 00:09:43,015
Thanks, fellas.

189
00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:45,109
Bette's a special lady,

190
00:09:45,135 --> 00:09:48,077
a-and I want to show her
by banging her good.

191
00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:53,679
Come in.

192
00:09:53,895 --> 00:09:55,723
Hey, how's it going?

193
00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:57,468
I didn't see you at dinner.

194
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That's 'cause the food gets
in the way of the booze.

195
00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,843
Irene is definitely a handful.

196
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,611
A handful? Don't you mean a bitch?

197
00:10:06,046 --> 00:10:09,562
I don't like it when women use
that word for other women...

198
00:10:09,968 --> 00:10:11,866
but yeah, total bitch.

199
00:10:12,584 --> 00:10:14,101
My whole life,

200
00:10:14,127 --> 00:10:17,093
everything I had, she had to have, too.

201
00:10:17,475 --> 00:10:21,304
When I got a doll, she'd cry
until she got the same one.

202
00:10:21,851 --> 00:10:23,784
I permed my hair in high school.

203
00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:24,942
So did she.

204
00:10:24,968 --> 00:10:26,709
Thankfully her hair fell out.

205
00:10:27,312 --> 00:10:29,554
Yeah, but that's normal sister stuff.

206
00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:33,171
Like, when my sister got a bag
of weed, I wanted one, too.

207
00:10:34,999 --> 00:10:37,491
Did your sister steal your first love?

208
00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:38,593
Well,

209
00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:41,374
weed was my first love.

210
00:10:42,937 --> 00:10:44,843
She really stole your boyfriend?

211
00:10:44,869 --> 00:10:47,734
The date was May 11, 1958.

212
00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,062
I guess I'm sitting for this one.

213
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,781
I'd been seeing Stanley for a while.

214
00:10:53,968 --> 00:10:56,914
He was handsome, funny...

215
00:10:57,481 --> 00:10:59,507
I was madly in love with him.

216
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:03,296
Then Irene walks in wearing
one of her tight sweaters

217
00:11:03,322 --> 00:11:05,702
and asks him to fix her flat tire.

218
00:11:06,503 --> 00:11:09,115
Six months later, I
was at their wedding.

219
00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:11,929
I got so drunk,

220
00:11:11,955 --> 00:11:15,001
I wound up fooling around
with my second cousin, Larry.

221
00:11:16,424 --> 00:11:20,080
Coat closet, Cousin Dwight, been there.

222
00:11:21,585 --> 00:11:24,429
So you understand why I
can't have her live here.

223
00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:25,843
Totally.

224
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:28,608
I know what it's like
to have a sister who...

225
00:11:28,634 --> 00:11:30,999
Don't you dare make this about you.

226
00:11:31,229 --> 00:11:33,287
But I have an awful sister, too.

227
00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:41,859
One second.

228
00:11:42,093 --> 00:11:44,179
I'm old, time is precious.

229
00:11:44,222 --> 00:11:46,317
Here's my application to move in.

230
00:11:46,343 --> 00:11:49,140
For emergency contact,
I put Tom Selleck.

231
00:11:49,184 --> 00:11:51,898
I don't know him, but I'd like
to meet him before I die.

232
00:11:52,281 --> 00:11:54,842
Yeah, about that...

233
00:11:54,885 --> 00:11:57,731
We actually have no vacancies.

234
00:11:57,757 --> 00:11:59,150
I see.

235
00:11:59,194 --> 00:12:01,606
Like little baby Jesus,
no room at the inn.

236
00:12:01,632 --> 00:12:03,320
Yes. Exactly.

237
00:12:03,346 --> 00:12:06,554
And it has nothing to do with
my sister not wanting me here?

238
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:09,124
- Right again.
- You're a terrible liar.

239
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,616
I know.

240
00:12:11,991 --> 00:12:14,109
She poisoned you against me.

241
00:12:14,273 --> 00:12:16,571
She did tell me about Stanley.

242
00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:18,968
- You want to hear my side?
- Not really.

243
00:12:19,343 --> 00:12:21,281
They'd been going out for a bit,

244
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,570
nothing serious,

245
00:12:22,596 --> 00:12:25,804
and then one day, Stanley showed
up before Norma got home,

246
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:26,976
and we started talking.

247
00:12:27,002 --> 00:12:29,781
And it was like, bam,
instant connection.

248
00:12:29,807 --> 00:12:31,692
Still, she's your sister.

249
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,077
Yeah, and he was my soul mate.

250
00:12:34,181 --> 00:12:37,171
We were together for 57 years.

251
00:12:38,983 --> 00:12:42,241
See, that's why I didn't
want to hear this.

252
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,141
And she met her Arthur a year later.

253
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,515
They had a wonderful life together.

254
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:51,273
Well, as wonderful as
life can be with Norma.

255
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,249
It's interesting.

256
00:12:54,765 --> 00:12:57,312
I have a terrible
relationship with my sister.

257
00:12:57,338 --> 00:12:59,156
Don't make this about you.

258
00:13:01,968 --> 00:13:04,259
You know, I've never dated a therapist

259
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:06,187
that wasn't my therapist.

260
00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:07,931
This was right after my ex-husband

261
00:13:07,957 --> 00:13:10,452
dropped the assault and
battery charges against me.

262
00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:14,305
Are we sleeping together tonight?

263
00:13:14,859 --> 00:13:16,968
You know, I hadn't
given it much thought.

264
00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:18,851
I'm asking 'cause I'm waiting
on some lab results,

265
00:13:18,877 --> 00:13:20,836
and I can only do hand stuff.

266
00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:23,445
That's very thoughtful.

267
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:26,411
My Uncle Harry said really
nice things about you.

268
00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:27,476
Did he?

269
00:13:27,717 --> 00:13:30,093
Funny, he didn't say
nearly enough about you.

270
00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:36,304
Welcome to my humble abode.

271
00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:42,515
Well, I figured there'd
be leopard print,

272
00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:45,945
but you got the entire
endangered species list.

273
00:13:57,859 --> 00:13:59,571
Right to it, uh?

274
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:02,562
You know, at our age, we
really ought to stretch.

275
00:14:02,588 --> 00:14:04,351
I'd hate to pull something.

276
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,687
Let me do the pulling..

277
00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:16,794
Your floor plan's got the bathroom
and the window on the right.

278
00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,640
Mine's just the opposite.

279
00:14:19,718 --> 00:14:21,466
Are you sure you're ready for this?

280
00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:23,512
Yeah. Totally.

281
00:14:24,749 --> 00:14:27,646
I'm just worried I'm
gonna disappoint you.

282
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:31,304
That's very sweet, but there's
nothing to worry about.

283
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,374
Thanks.

284
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,656
I just don't really know where to start.

285
00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:43,881
Those are nice.

286
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,913
I'd applaud, but...

287
00:14:46,404 --> 00:14:48,523
I don't want to take my hands off.

288
00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:52,718
Should we get into bed?

289
00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:55,727
I go where they go.

290
00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,722
I asked you both here because

291
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,680
we should be able to work
this out like adults...

292
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:02,734
No.

293
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,359
- I understand you're upset, but...
- No.

294
00:15:05,765 --> 00:15:08,684
I told you she couldn't
be mature about this.

295
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:11,406
She's not just a child in size.

296
00:15:12,226 --> 00:15:14,345
It's hard to believe you
don't have any friends

297
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,991
keeping you in Florida.

298
00:15:16,017 --> 00:15:19,734
Typical Norma. You've got a good
thing, and you don't want to share it.

299
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,301
Why would I share it when
you're gonna take it anyway?

300
00:15:22,327 --> 00:15:24,122
I didn't take Stanley!

301
00:15:24,148 --> 00:15:26,183
You're gonna lie to my face?

302
00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:28,429
Your original face or this one?

303
00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,241
Okay, let's keep it civil.

304
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:31,952
Everybody knows how it went.

305
00:15:31,978 --> 00:15:34,288
There's a reason they
called you Easy Irene.

306
00:15:34,314 --> 00:15:37,064
And there's a reason
nobody called you at all.

307
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:40,343
Stanley was mine, and
that's why you wanted him.

308
00:15:40,369 --> 00:15:42,721
Yeah, I stayed with him for 57 years

309
00:15:42,765 --> 00:15:45,450
- just to annoy you.
- See? All we do is fight.

310
00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:47,332
Why the hell would you
want to live here anyway?

311
00:15:47,358 --> 00:15:50,126
Because you're my sister and
you're all I have left.

312
00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:55,131
My husband's gone.

313
00:15:55,157 --> 00:15:58,266
I'm lucky if I see my kids twice a year.

314
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,859
I hate my grandchildren.

315
00:16:03,406 --> 00:16:05,060
If I don't have you,

316
00:16:05,368 --> 00:16:07,320
I've got nothing.

317
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:11,079
You're my big sister, and I love you.

318
00:16:18,582 --> 00:16:20,899
Okay, you can live here.

319
00:16:22,102 --> 00:16:23,407
Really?

320
00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,334
I'm willing to see where this goes.

321
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,943
But if you do anything to piss me off,

322
00:16:27,969 --> 00:16:29,116
then you're out.

323
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:32,524
I've seen the men here. We're
not gonna have any problems.

324
00:16:37,782 --> 00:16:39,790
I only wish that my
sister and I could...

325
00:16:39,816 --> 00:16:42,024
This is not about you.

326
00:16:47,688 --> 00:16:50,076
Sorry I yelled "touchdown" at the end.

327
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:52,032
It's been a while.

328
00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:54,141
I didn't mind.

329
00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:56,236
It was incredible.

330
00:16:56,399 --> 00:16:58,623
- Really?
- The best I ever had.

331
00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:02,188
Wow, that's something coming
from a woman who's done...

332
00:17:02,497 --> 00:17:04,803
From someone who's been around the...

333
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,329
Thanks.

334
00:17:07,782 --> 00:17:09,103
How was it for you?

335
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,027
It was nice.

336
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:13,334
- "Nice"?
- Yeah.

337
00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:16,815
"Nice" is a grilled cheese
sandwich on a cold, rainy day.

338
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:19,186
Well, it was our first time.

339
00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:21,157
We got to get in a groove.

340
00:17:21,183 --> 00:17:22,749
Well, then let's try again.

341
00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:24,211
- What, now?
- Yeah.

342
00:17:24,237 --> 00:17:25,938
- Are you crazy?
- Yeah.

343
00:17:27,475 --> 00:17:29,844
Is everyone okay? My God.

344
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,102
You pressed your emergency call button?

345
00:17:35,279 --> 00:17:36,579
Our bad.

346
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:39,852
That's gonna haunt me.

347
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:53,796
Gina?

348
00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:57,808
Hi, Drew.

349
00:17:58,199 --> 00:17:59,590
What are you doing?

350
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,058
What are youdoing?

351
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,515
Would you like to come in?

352
00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:06,212
No. No.

353
00:18:06,238 --> 00:18:08,910
I don't want to interrupt your date.

354
00:18:09,058 --> 00:18:10,762
I took my date home.

355
00:18:10,903 --> 00:18:12,207
Really?

356
00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:15,103
It's pretty early.

357
00:18:15,129 --> 00:18:17,769
Yeah, well, she wasn't exactly my type.

358
00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:20,614
- What type was she?
- Clinically insane.

359
00:18:21,285 --> 00:18:23,055
Why? Are you still piqued?

360
00:18:23,099 --> 00:18:25,797
I'm not piqued. I was never piqued.

361
00:18:27,853 --> 00:18:29,105
Gina,

362
00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:31,692
how long are we gonna do this?

363
00:18:31,718 --> 00:18:32,936
Do what?

364
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,433
I love you.

365
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,600
You have to know that.

366
00:18:37,832 --> 00:18:40,142
And I think you feel something, too.

367
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:42,144
Otherwise, you wouldn't be creeping
around trying to get a glimpse

368
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:44,382
at the psychopath I just took to dinner.

369
00:18:48,613 --> 00:18:51,293
The long pause after I
tell a woman I love her.

370
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,644
Reminds me of my marriage.

371
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,042
It's complicated. I just...

372
00:18:58,998 --> 00:19:00,629
I need more time.

373
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:02,746
Course you do.

374
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:06,379
Sorry I'm not following your schedule.

375
00:19:06,405 --> 00:19:08,832
Whatever. Take all the time you want.

376
00:19:14,558 --> 00:19:17,301
It might not have been clear,
but that was me storming out.

377
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:29,579
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

378
00:19:29,605 --> 00:19:31,076
I smell sex.

379
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:32,535
Yeah, you do.

380
00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:37,040
I'm with her. But I see you looking.

381
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,066
If I'm looking at one of you, it's her.

382
00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,833
Hey, how's it going? You all settled in?

383
00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:47,324
Yes, I am. Hey, while I got you here,

384
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,793
who do I see about getting
some nice towels?

385
00:19:50,715 --> 00:19:54,137
Well, I guess you'd see
Bed Bath & Beyond.

386
00:19:54,269 --> 00:19:57,504
With what you're charging
me, that crap isn't gratis?

387
00:19:57,902 --> 00:20:01,478
Well, we're not a hotel per se.

388
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,811
Listen to you. "Per se."

389
00:20:05,191 --> 00:20:07,798
All right. Here's a hundred bucks.

390
00:20:07,824 --> 00:20:09,785
Go run out, get me some towels.

391
00:20:10,629 --> 00:20:11,768
Well...

392
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,254
You wanted this.

393
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:17,304
Okay. Any particular color?

394
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:19,058
Nah, I'm easy.

395
00:20:21,196 --> 00:20:23,183
Why are you still standing there?

396
00:20:27,004 --> 00:20:28,933
What are you smiling about?

397
00:20:29,214 --> 00:20:32,332
I'm just thinking about how
that son of a bitch Stanley

398
00:20:32,358 --> 00:20:35,090
got 57 years of you.

399
00:20:36,801 --> 00:20:44,441
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